The Adult Humor Of The Banjo Games!?

[Dark1_Banjo]

Hey, can someone help me in making a list of all the adult oriented humor that can be found in BK, BT, and BK: GR? Thanks!

[Icy Guy]

There was a list for BT at GameFAQs about 2 years ago...let's see what some of the things were...

Originally posted by Dark1_Banjo

Here is what I've discovered from the boards so far...

Jolly's Menu
Jolly's voice
"Grab-a-Sailor Night"
The suggestion of a private part on Terrydactyland.
Mr Patch's legs.
Something Mr. Fit says
Grunty, "Grab my Twinklies!"
Boggy's 'Bear Babes' DVD

And this I discovered myself...

*SPOILERS*
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. When you battle Grunty, one of the questions she asks is, "Why is Terry mad?" and one of the choices is, "His nuts have been stolen"

Another thing I noticed, is a question Grunty asks, "Who run the burgers stall at my theme park?" and the one of the choices is, "Little Willy".

Any more?

That was basically the most worthwhile post in the topic. Only other things that were mentioned were Honey B. and Mrs. Boggy (think about them).

For BK, there hasn't been a list.

For GR, well...

-The hen is called "Momma Clucker."
-This convo (straight from a hex editor):

"HI THERE, BIG BEAR. I'M HONEY B. HAVE YOU COME FOR SOME OF MY HONEY?"

"HELLO, MISS B. I'M BANJO. HOW CAN I GET MY HANDS ON THOSE HONEYCOMBS OF YOURS?"

Oh, dear. :P And later...

"LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE READY FOR ME TO GIVE YOU AN EXTENSION!"

Now it's obvious she's talking about a life bar extension, which brings me to a point: some of these are only "adult jokes" because people with sick minds like to interpret them that way. Rare may not have intended some of these to turn out the way they did, but for others, it's pretty obvious.

They're only as "adult" as you make them to be. ;)

[estep16]

Here's (http://boards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=45115265&replies=10) a post on the IGN board with some stuff. I did take some stuff off of this forum, though, but I did give you guys credit... Anyway there's quite a few there, and you will find that there are some jokes like that in BK.

[Icy Guy]

In that topic, someone mentioned that Merry Maggie is a lesbian. That isn't true, really - he's (yes, he's) just a frog in drag. Those are two entirely different things. ;)

[estep16]

Oh my God, really? The thought had crossed my mind about that, but then I just decided that Maggie was just a lesbo. Oooh my!

[Gold Jinjo]

Originally posted by Icy Guy
Rare may not have intended some of these to turn out the way they did, but for others, it's pretty obvious.

I think it's pretty obvious, looking at Conker's Bad Fur Day, where the Rare employees minds are half the time ;) There's innuendo everywhere where they're concerned... BK/BT, DKC, CBFD, JFG... heck, even the renders of Kameo on their site show more than enough of her butt.

:p

[Icy Guy]

Originally posted by Gold Jinjo
I think it's pretty obvious, looking at Conker's Bad Fur Day, where the Rare employees minds are half the time ;) There's innuendo everywhere where they're concerned... BK/BT, DKC, CBFD, JFG... heck, even the renders of Kameo on their site show more than enough of her butt.

:p

In JFG? Where? Or is this about Vela's "jiggle"? :p

[Gold Jinjo]

Originally posted by Icy Guy
In JFG? Where? Or is this about Vela's "jiggle"? :p

I suppose. :p

[estep16]

I agree with the thing about the extension. My perv mind interpreted it that way, but surely it wasn't supposed to be like that.

[Professor X]

Man those guys at Rare truly are bored....or may it's us. I think we all need to take a break from interpreting these things. Let's all go read some poetry now. Anyone want to read "Cotton Balls for Robbie"? Wait.....wrong thing to say!

[Benjo Koolzooie]

Maggie is deffinetly a male frog /toad in drag. Heard the deep voice? Seen the fake wig on its head?

I am glad that "One doesn't like to Blow ones own trumpet" isn't on the list, cause it isn't even rude at all. One of my college teachers said it the other day, and to my surprise no one found it at all funny.

[cyberen]

In B-K, one of Gruntilda's party tricks is performing a striptease...

[Grey Jinjo]

Personally I think Rareware's biggest joke was Banjo Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge....

::holds up a flame shield::

[MonkeyforaHead]

I think there were one or two things Humba said that were a little suggestive, but I can't remember offhand...

[estep16]

Originally posted by Grey Jinjo
Personally I think Rareware's biggest joke was Banjo Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge....

::holds up a flame shield::

That's harsh... but funny, in a way. :p

I don't agree at all, though. :mad:

[cyberen]

Humba didn't need suggestive dialogue.....her outfit did enough.

[banjordan]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this little Grunty rhyme from BK:

"If you think I'm rather soft, I'll be waiting in the loft..."


Just like Disney, except not so well hidden and less extreme.

With Disney, it's the guys like artists, animators, sound testers, etc. that add in this stuff. They get bored and decide to add in hidden things (not just dirty stuff). It's like a game, to see how much they can sneak past the sensors. Disney has been doing it for years, but it's not until the slow-motion and pause buttons were made that they started getting bashings for it.

With Rareware, I think the whole company is generally like that.

Good eye estep! :cool:
Is BraveHeart's message true? Can't wait to see what ESRB or Nintendo would say about that if they found out! :D

[devil bottles]

wat did braveheart say and wat did disney do

[cyberen]

Disney would sneak stuff past the CENSORS like hidden frames of nudity and stuff, course this was before VCRs.

[devil bottles]

cool but in what movies

[Jinjo No. 666]

on the subject of Disney movies, two come to mind, one i've seen, one I haven't... in the Lion King, when Adult Simba flops onto a bunch of flowers, and their seeds or whatever fly into the air, they spell the word "sex," and, although i haven't seen it, the priest during the wedding in The Little Mermaid supposedly gets an erection during it..

[estep16]

Ewwww.... I thought Disney was always kid-friendly.

[banjordan]

Disney is, the animaters, sound testers, artists, etc. aren't as much as Disney.

[Icy Guy]

Originally posted by banjordan
Is BraveHeart's message true? Can't wait to see what ESRB or Nintendo would say about that if they found out! :D

My curiosity got the...uh...best of me and I tried that out. You can't see much, but there's this little gray square where her legs cross...

I really hope that's just a result of a skirt graphic. :p

[MingyMingyJongo]

Originally posted by Jinjo No. 666
on the subject of Disney movies, two come to mind, one i've seen, one I haven't... in the Lion King, when Adult Simba flops onto a bunch of flowers, and their seeds or whatever fly into the air, they spell the word "sex," and, although i haven't seen it, the priest during the wedding in The Little Mermaid supposedly gets an erection during it..

The 'sex' thing is actual 'SFX' and the Little Mermaid thing is just his knee, but it does look like an erection.

The only supposedly true sex-related thing in a Disney move is for two frames in The Rescuers there's a topless woman... not animation, a real topless woman. Disney actually recalled all copies of this version of the film and whatnot. I'll see if I can find the link to an entire site of supposed sex references, which disproves all except the Resucers one.

[estep16]

Wait, what's the Rescuers again? Is it the one about the retarded mice? Well, actually, half of the Disney movies feature retarded mice, so I dunno.

[banjordan]

Originally posted by MingyMingyJongo
The only supposedly true sex-related thing in a Disney move is for two frames in The Rescuers there's a topless woman... not animation, a real topless woman. Disney actually recalled all copies of this version of the film and whatnot. I'll see if I can find the link to an entire site of supposed sex references, which disproves all except the Resucers one.

Disney has been able to explain them all except, yeah, the Rescuers.

You forgot the controversy surrounding a certain movie cover... But I'm going to go there. Let's drop the Disney stuff and get back to Banjo if there is anything left to post about on it.

EDIT: I meant I'm NOT going to go there.

[estep16]

What movie cover are you referring to? Pics perhaps?

Oh, right, on topic now... hehe

Umm... Jeez, Banjo sure got those adult jokes going... hehehe

[cyberen]

yeah, and with those tight shorts it's not going to be easy to keep his cool.........if you know what I mean.

[estep16]

Ooh, there's Honey B! *RIP*

:o

[R Hunter]

Or how about that good looking version of grunty?

[devil bottles]

hee hee:D

[cyberen]

If I wasn't so paranoid of her trying to kill me, I'd have half a mind to ask her out. But how did she get such a revealing suit?

[R Hunter]

Witches Warehouse?

[devil bottles]

or saggy maggies

[cyberen]

or the dump?

(Brenty knows)

[Benjo Koolzooie]

Lol.:p

[wkw427]

in bk gobies vally kazooie says to the plant "Are your nuts ok?" i was cracking up!

[estep16]

She said "How's your nuts, bark breath?" That was funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny.

[Opal]

I noticed the Suck and Blow thing on BOB while playing BT with my 5 year old brother... he kept asking me what was so funny. And I need to go look at Merry now; that's just great. XD Now we know why it's called BOB!

And as for the revealing dress, at one point Grunty says something like "I've got this skirt for when I'm thinner, it makes me look quite the winner!"

[Nebuchanezzar]

yeah, I was about to say that, he he, ive never found a video game character good looking before, but whoa! damn you Grunty, good looking grunty that is, not the ugly one, that was just *yuk*

[Opal]

More stuff on Jolly Roger and Merry:
Merry says, at one point: Oh lovely. Happy hour will be starting soon, and Jolly will be needing some relief... (what kind? hmmmm... XD)
That, and the way Jolly refers to Merry as his PARTNER... and his little weird handmotions. Definite gaydar alert. :D

[SSDJ]

or the dump?

(Brenty knows)
Lol.

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