If Banjo and Kazooie were real?

[BanKaz95]

So, if Banjo and Kazooie were actual humans in real life, what kind of people would they be and what jobs would they have?

[Breegullbeak]

So, if Banjo and Kazooie were actual humans in real life, what kind of people would they be and what jobs would they have?

Banjo would be a pedophile and Kazooie would be a victum.

[Al K. Holic]

Banjo would be a pedophile and Kazooie would be a victum.

Because of that damn video.

I think Banjo would have a blue-collar job of some sorts and Kazooie would be a female comic.

[Dylan Yoshi]

Banjo would be a banker and Kazooie would be a lawyer.

Klungo would make ssssssssssstupid gamesssssssssss.

[frankieforever]

Banjo is a friggin Repo. COLLECT THAT SHIT B-JO!

[Y-Kaz]

they would live in the forest like every bear an breegull

[Smouvy]

They would be detectives. I can already imagining it, a detective-anime taking place in the early 1900s about a bear and a bird who solve crimes. As they solve more and more crimes, they start to notice they all are connected through witchery and magic.

[J@mie]

they would live in the forest like every bear an breegull

"So, if Banjo and Kazooie were actual humans in real life, "

Banjo would have some form of speech problem and possibly brain injury. Kazooie is his nurse. Clearly.

[TRBB]

Banjo would be a sterotype red-neck pluckung his instrument out on his porch, while Kazooie would be a fashion model.

[Y-Kaz]

banjo would be.... a banjo player, I think.

Kazooie wouldn't be anything

[Jackjack71]

Banjo would be a lumberjack.

Kazooie would be a... whore? :D

[Y-Kaz]

haha I was going to say she would be a whore but meh...

[Al K. Holic]

Banjo would be a sterotype red-neck pluckung his instrument out on his porch, while Kazooie would be a fashion model.

A fashion model....?

I can't see Kazooie being a fashion model. I just can't.

I changed my mind, Banjo would have a blue-collar job, and on weekends, he would play the banjo in a country western group.

[KrazyKaz12]

Banjo would be livin' in the south, playin' his Banjo tunes all night long, I reckon.

Kazooie would be a lesbian pilot.

[TRBB]

A fashion model....?

Well, Kazooie is kind of full of herself and always wants to be the center of attention, so I chose that. If that still doesn't make sense to you then she could be a gamer who makes fun of people on X-Box Live.

[Spudfish93]

Banjo would be a teacher and Kazooie would be a private detective.

[Twi]

I can imagine Banjo having an office job (think cubicle work) and Kazooie working in the Medical Field where she can legally hurt people. o-O

Or a military job.

[Lugbzurg]

"So, if Banjo and Kazooie were actual humans in real life, "

Banjo would have some form of speech problem and possibly brain injury. Kazooie is his nurse. Clearly.
Banjo never had a speech problem, nor was he retarded. Why is this such a common misconception?
"At least we can speak properly!"
-Kazooie, before fighting Klungo in Banjo-Tooie
Well, Kazooie is kind of full of herself and always wants to be the center of attention, so I chose that. If that still doesn't make sense to you then she could be a gamer who makes fun of people on X-Box Live.
Oh, yes, this. This is totally Kazooie on the weekends.
I can imagine [...] Kazooie working in the Medical Field where she can legally hurt people. o-O

Or a military job.
This is Kazooie's unprofessional profession.

[J@mie]

Banjo never had a speech problem, nor was he retarded. Why is this such a common misconception?


Cause Banjo clearly talks like a downy trying to eat a spoon of peanut butter.

[Benihana]

Banjo would be a p*ssy and Kazooie would be a bitch. Sorry.

[Miss Who?]

Banjo would work for UPS or a Moving company.
Kazooie would either work at McDonalds or be un employed.
most likely unemployed. I imagine her mouth would get her into trouble a lot :)

[Da Hobo]

Banjo would obviously be a hobo and Kazooie would get beat up and die.
Just sayin...