Has Anyone Played As Cranky?

[Funky Kong]

I was playing DK 64 the other day. When I went to Cranky's place, he said that he had a special potion for me for 25 coins. I had to search for a while, but I finally got enough coins to pay him. The name of the potion was Classic Time. Cranky said that if you hold L & R and press Z, a special thing would happen. I tried it, and suddenly, I became Cranky (sort of). Donkey Kong suddenly had a beard, and a cane. :eek: Anyone ever heard of this.

[repobanjo]

You don't impress us.

[Minjo]

Nominated for thread of the year.

[PaintGamma]

Omg Another Key For Stop And Swop.

Gosh Golly Get The Vidoe Camera.

[LaorBR]

Hey, you know what, you actually CAN play as Cranky in DK64.
Since Cranky is the original Donkey Kong who kidnapped Princess Peach (or whatever she was called back then), and DK64 has a built-in Donkey Kong Arcade emulator... Well, you sort of can play as Cranky.

But then, that was before Nintendo messed up the storyline, and put the new Donkey Kong (who is Cranky's nephew) together with the old Mario. X(

[Princess J]

OMG!! :eek: I soooo can't believe I've had DK64 all these years and never known about this! What a crazy revolution! Discovery of the year!

.... :rolleyes:

But what Laor said is true, you CAN play as the original Donkey Kong, which is Cranky. ;)

[Funky Kong]

no, we have not, but you did in your fantasies.

I did not make it up!! It really happened. I've had that game ever since it came out, and I've played it off and on up until now.

[RareBK]

Since Cranky is the original Donkey Kong who kidnapped Princess Peach (or whatever she was called back then
That was Pauline, Mario's ex.

[LaorBR]

Yeah, that's right, the other princess was Pauline!
I remember when I saw Daisy for the first time, and I thought she was the old princess with a new design. I mean, if they can bring DK Jr. back to life, they should also ressurect Pauline and make her a villain LOL. That would be interesting.

[qwertybub3]

Since when can you play as a DK in Donkey Kong Arcade?

[Minjo]

The only weird and not impossible thing that has ever happened to me in DK64, is that I was able to enter the boss door at Jungle Japes after I beated it!
Oddly, the door was locked and it had a check mark in the lock.

[icegod]

The same thing happend to me!

Here is how to do it!

- Beat DK64 in under 35 seconds (tricky but possible)
- Eat 5 things you find on the ground
- Take 35.5 sleepingpills
- Put on a Cher cd
- Drink a glass of milk with your nose


*The above was for humoristic purpose only, I do not take any responsibility for things that can happen after listening to a Cher cd!*

[s.w.a.t]

The same thing happend to me!

Here is how to do it!

- Beat DK64 in under 35 seconds (tricky but possible)
- Eat 5 things you find on the ground
- Take 35.5 sleepingpills
- Put on a Cher cd
- Drink a glass of milk with your nose


*The above was for humoristic purpose only, I do not take any responsibility for things that can happen after listening to a Cher cd!*
LOL. I nominate for best post of he year.

[Princess J]

Since when can you play as a DK in Donkey Kong Arcade?
Since the last time I... uh... wasn't thinking... :eek:

*ahem* But anyway, Cranky is my second favorite Kong after Dixie, and I think it would rule if you got to play as him one of these days. (Of course, Nintendo first has to get past that crucial step of actually making DK adventures with Rare's Kongs in them. <_<;) I can just imagine going along in a rocket-powered rocking chair and whacking those whippersnapper baddies with the end of a cane. Oh yeah.

[LaorBR]

Since when can you play as a DK in Donkey Kong Arcade?

Err... why, of course, you must beat the game 200 times under 2 minutes, 45 seconds and 599 miliseconds and reach a high score of 999999 quadralasions points. Too bad that you'll never accomplish that, since this is an oldschool arcade and beating it is literally impossible.

But, hey, a friend of a friend of the girlfriend of another friend of the cousin of my uncle did it once. But his house was inexplicably hit by a massive elephant stampede the moment after, and now he can't do it again. :(

[Princess J]

Err... why, of course, you must beat the game 200 times under 2 minutes, 45 seconds and 599 miliseconds and reach a high score of 999999 quadralasions points. Too bad that you'll never accomplish that, since this is an oldschool arcade and beating it is literally impossible.

But, hey, a friend of a friend of the girlfriend of another friend of the cousin of my uncle did it once. But his house was inexplicably hit by a massive elephant stampede the moment after, and now he can't do it again. :(
Seriously? That's what happened to my friend's third cousin's dog's veterinarian's daughter, who found the Triforce in OoT.

[pokemega32]

No seriously! This guy is right!!!!

Except when I got it, I had eaten about 50 jalapenos and drank a gallon of cow guts, all while listening to cher!!!

Cher can do odd things...