Race to the Rare Witch Awards

[Kablamooie]

Yeah, I'm gonna dump that Super Happy Random Battle?!?!? This, however, will be more fun. Here's a brief summary (inspired by Race to GPhoria): 4 teams. 2 people each. Each racing from Maine to California, where the Rare Witch Awards are being held. Basically, it's a trip across the U.S.A. The winners will get a mysterious reward. You can only type what's going on in your team, unless you call another team, or meet up with them somehow. Your names in this RPG are your regular RWPF names. Now, we need 7 people (I'll be the 8th person). Then, once we have our 7 people, I'll divide us up into teams. Oh, and you can have the U.S.A. be weird, and you can meet weird people, but don't say things like "omg i takes teh rockit shep to teh end so i won lolool". Okay, so, now we need our people. And...GO!!!

[s.w.a.t]

ME!lowercase

[RareBK]

Moi, I like race'in.

[MumboBumbo]

I'll join!

[Kablamooie]

I'm posting from school right now. So...anybody else gonna join?

[qwertybub3]

I will Join!

[dmoss]

OOOH! ME, ME, ME!!! I WANNA PLAY! I CALL S.W.A.T!!! WE'RE ON A TEAM TOGETHER! o-O :D o-O

-dmoss, :mumbo
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*ahem; inserts monacle into eye*
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Why, yes, I would love nothing more than to join your game. If I may be so bold, I would like to ask Thomas to be my partner in this game. :)

-Daniel, :banjo

[repobanjo]

I WANNA PLAY! Please?

If you are on my team, I know where to get illegeal fireworks! We'll smoke the other teams out! YEAH!

[s.w.a.t]

OOOH! ME, ME, ME!!! I WANNA PLAY! I CALL S.W.A.T!!! WE'RE ON A TEAM TOGETHER! o-O :D o-O

-dmoss, :mumbo
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*ahem; inserts monacle into eye*
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Why, yes, I would love nothing more than to join your game. If I may be so bold, I would like to ask Thomas to be my partner in this game. :)

-Daniel, :banjo
SCORE!*hi-five*

[Kablamooie]

Just one more person...(oh, and for a week or longer, I can only get on in the mornings or early in the afternoon, bacuase I can only get on at school.)

[dmoss]

*hi-five*

This is gonna be cool...I hope someone else signs-up soon! Let's get this show on the road. :)

-dmoss, :banjo

[repobanjo]

I'm gonna get Minjo!

[dmoss]

Lawdy, Lawdy! This is going to be an incredible competition!
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"What happens when two great forces collide in an all-out battle against each other; fighting to be the first group to arrive at the RWPAwards? Find out, as s.w.a.t & dmoss go up against Minjo & repo...!"

-dmoss, :banjo

[repobanjo]

You know? This is gonna be really easy. I have to pick up Minjo at Mexico, so that's halfway there!

[dmoss]

(Come on, dmoss...think of a good comeback to "this is gonna be easy"...you can do this!)

...Oh, yeah?

-dmoss, :banjo

[repobanjo]

Minjo said he is joining.

PREPARE TO LOSE!

[dmoss]

Oh...oh, yeah?

Well...so?!

-dmoss, :banjo & sw.a.t, :conker

[Kablamooie]

kablamooie & qwertybub3

repobanjo & Minjo

dmoss & s.w.a.t

RareBK & MumboBumbo

Now, allow me to make the first post...

*Kablamooie walks out of the Super 7 apartment and squints against the shining sun.*

Kablamooie: QWERTY!!!!!!!!!!

Qwertybub3: Dude, I'm standing right next to you.

Kablamooie: I knew that. Anyways, the Race to the Rare Witch Awards is about to start!!!

Qwertybub3: It...um...started fifteen minutes ago.

Kablamooie: Why didn't you tell me?!?

Qwertybub3: I was playing Kingdom of Loathing.

Kablamooie: Great. Now, let's go find a vehicle!

[repobanjo]

Kab: A vehicle! Not any vehicale, but the WEINERMOBILE!

Yes, it was the famous Oscar Meyer Weinermobile. Just as the two were about to jump in, repo and Minjo pushed them aside and drove it away.

REpo: HA! That was easy. We are the first ones out fo the starting line, and we have the WEINERMOBILE!

Minjo: Things seem pretty easy!

Just then, they fell off a cliff. They fell right into a giant rubber band that shot them to California. They were about to land right at the finsih line....

Repo: This was fast!

Minjo: If we can survive the fall!

Repo: Of course we can!

The finish line was elastic, and they flew backwards.

Andre: I thought they were gonna be first!

Repo: Where are we?

Minjo: You know that cliff we fell down through?

Repo: Yep.

Minjo: We made it across. Of course, the WeinerMoble is broken.....

Repo: At least we are still in first!

Minjo: Actually.....

Mumbo and Rare are passing them.

Repo: D'oh! Well, let's continue! I know where we can find a cool motorcycle!

Will they find a really cool mototrcycle? Find out some other time!

[Minjo]

As Minjo and repo are looking for a motorcycle, they both find a hamburger eating contest were the main prize is a plane to California! :eek:

Repo: You know I can't eat that much...

Minjo: WHAT? What about the ultimate hot pepper eating contest we had at RIDDLE last week? It's the same! We just need to beat... that!

Minjo points out to something... EVIL! The evil fat teacher is on the contest too!

Repo: This sounds bad! We need to join forces if we want to beat the fatty!

Minjo: The fat teacher has a weakness... we only need a cat and toothpaste!

Repo: I fear your idea...

Minjo: I was about to suggest we put toothpaste on her hamburger and a cat were she can clean herself

Repo: Poor cat... but were do we find a toothpaste? We're in the middle of nowhere, and people are ahead us!

Fatty: Ehuhueuheuehuehuehe... once I win that trip to California... my online shop for fattys dream will become true!

Repo: LET'S BEAT HER!!!! ARRRGGGGGGGHHH!!!

[qwertybub3]

Qwertybub3 and Kablamooie find a car made of meat.

Qwertybub3: Its a Bitchin' Meat Car!

Kablamooie: But can it go fast?

Qwertybub3: It can outrun The evil fat teacher.

Kablamooie:But isn't that just something Minjo made up?

Qwertybub3: Yeah so.

And then Kablamooie and Qwertybub3 start to ride the Meat Car Cross Country

[Kablamooie]

Kablamooie spies a huge crack in the ground. Flames were coming from the crack, and so were screams. Lots and lots of screams.

Kablamooie: I think that crack leads down to Hades.

Qwertybub 3: Um...it's Hey Deze.

Kablamooie: Um...right. Well, shal we go in, then?

Qwertybub 3: That souns reckless and irresponsible. LET'S DO IT!

Kablamooie and Qwertybub 3 drive into the crack, and descend into Hades.