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27th April 2006, 03:52 PM
This is the place to make up fake cheats and not post them in the Banjo Kazooie area
First off is the "Son of a Kong" trailer in Peter Jackson's King Kong.
In "The Method" Format
Son of a Kong: Driscoll Vs Dryskull
1. First you must beat the game under six hours. You can use ingame cheats but that might not be enough.
2. Go to the level Necropolis and talk to Lumpy. He will say "Shiver me timbers!" as you exit the level by falling through a trap door.
3.Now you are in the King Kong Vs Godzilla level as Kong and you can shoot lightning from your fingers! Once you beat Godzilla you must EVRY other giant monster that was in a Godzilla movie.
4.By doing that you get to see the trailer for
"Son of a Kong: Driscoll Vs Dryskull" enjoy!
27th April 2006, 04:08 PM
To get rid of any SnS item, simply burn the game.
27th April 2006, 10:27 PM
Play as Luigi in SMRPG
Find all 6 SNS eggs in Banjo-Kazooie. Then take the game out and jam it into your Super Nintendo. Turn it on and delete the game on file 1, then beat the game 100%, then turn off the game. Then put SMRPG into your N64 (just because it doesn't fit doesn't mean it won't work) and delete the game on file 1. Then turn it off and put it back in the Super Nintendo. Turn it on and start a new game on file 1. You will start with Luigi instead of Mario! However, Luigi is a horrible character and it is incredibly hard to win the game with him. However, if you do, you unlock Stop N' Swop! But, Stop N' Swop is completely useless and helps you in no way whatsoever. Enjoy! ^_^
29th April 2006, 02:37 PM
How to see the Master Chief's face in Halo 2.
First, go to Metropolis. Steal a Banshee and fly to the top of the Bridge thing. Jump four times and then run off the edge. If you do it right, you won't die, but you'll have lost all your guns. Now run back to the start and get in the Scorpion. You'll be warped to the level Regret, and you'll be flying in Regret's chair. fly out to the ocean and jump off the chair. You'll land on the water and start moving automatically. You'll have a Rocket Launcher. Aim it at the ground and shoot as you're jumping. You will start flying and hit the ceiling of the sky. Turn of your Xbox and smash it with a hammer. Then burn the disc so it'll fit into a GBA. Beat the game on the GBA, and then buy a new Xbox, and unburn the disc so you can put it in the Xbox. Play Halo 2, and all you'll see is the Master Chief's face. It's very ugly and you can never ever get it off your TV, even if you turn off the Xbox or the TV. :D
29th April 2006, 10:00 PM
these type of things are right up my alley,I LOVE telling lies:
~Unlock Grunty and the 2nd quest~
to unlock it,beat the game,take your time,you don't have to beat it
in 21600 seconds,now,when you do beat the game,go back into that file ,
go into Banjo's House,and you will see Gruntilda in there,talk to her and she will tell what is going on,DEVIL BOTTLES IS STILL LOOSE!there is no telling what this smart little devil can do!Now this time around,you have more playable characters,Gruntilda,Jamjars,Bottles,and even Bozzeye!PLUS a second quest,wut is better than that?!
29th April 2006, 11:36 PM
Find a Secret Humba-Hut
First, beat Banjo-Tooie. Then, go to Banjo's house. Do a Beak Bust, and a hole in the middle of the room will appear. Jump in, and you'll find yourself in the first level of Kameo. You also have all the Tranformations. Just use the C-pad. After beating the level, you'll be inside Humba's hut! She'll be wearing Kameo's costume. And you know what, no Glowbo needed! She'll turn you into a ferret! Once you go out of her hut, you'll be back in Banjo's house! And once you go back in the hole, you'll be back in Humba's hut!
A+B similtaniosly: Spring Jump
B: Head Ram
A+Z: Butt Buster
Also, if you go back to Mayahem Temple and talk to a Stony, He'll ask you if you want to go to Banjo-Kazooie. Say yes, and you'll be back in Banjo-Kazooie as a Ferret! You can use your head ram to unlock the door in GV, break into Wozza's cave in FP, and using those eggs, you can make a brige to Fungus Forest, where you can use another cheat to get into another hut of Humba's.... I'll tell you later.
30th April 2006, 12:06 AM
How to unlock gameshark mode:
This cheat allows you to act as if you have a gameshark and makes it so you can actually hack BT!
Here's what you do:
Get the 2 eggs and the ice key in BT. Now go to Hailfire Peaks (Icy Side) and walk around in the freezing cold water. If you don't die first, somewhere in the icy water will be a hole and when you step in a certain spot, you will fall down into the hole, with a cool whirlpool effect. This will not work if you have honeyking or any other cheats on.
The whirlpool takes you into the icy cave into a room. Inside the room will be two cannons. Put the pink egg inside the cannon on the left by walking up to it and pressing A,B,then the four C's in a clockwise order. It will shoot out the egg and break a hole in the ceiling of the room. Now jump inside the other cannon and it will shoot you out through that hole you made in the ceiling and into Cloud Cukooland and will shoot you right at that odd colored spot on that one ledge and it will bust open and you can go inside.
This place is called, you guessed it, Glowbo Cave. There will be a giant glowbo there and it is hungry. He wants to eat the ? egg but does not think you are worthy enough, so you have to prove it by playing his little minigame of "Grab the Glowbos."
If you can manage to grab 60 in 30 seconds, then he will accept your ? egg. He will eat it, then he will explode because of the contents of the ? egg. The explosion will blow up a big box and in it will be a warp pad. Step on it and press B and you will be warped to Gruntilda's Lair (TOWER ROOM).
THen you must blow up the door with the knockers on the left with 5 grenade eggs. Go into it and it will prompt you to turn off the N64 and jam in BK and turn it back on. THen go to the tower room and that door will be open. Go in it, and then it will take you to Pine Grove and then you can learn the grenade eggs in BK. Now that you have those, blow up the other door. Go in it and it will tell you to turn off the game and swap it with BT.
Now at the main menu there will be two N64's. One with BT in it (multiplayer) and one with a gameshark in it. Go to the one with the gameshark. It will take you to a gameshark menu and you can hack BT all you want without freezing. This will be kinda useless cause you already know just about all the secrets. Oh, wait, there's one more thing. Bottles' Revenge is now unlocked, too.
There, ya happy now, s.w.a.t?
30th April 2006, 12:08 AM
The paragraphs......their abscence makes me hurt.....
30th April 2006, 12:08 AM
And you know what, no Glowbo needed!
What are you talking about no glowbo needed? You need the Super Mega Ultra Glowbo found in GLOWBO CAVE, silly! ;)
30th April 2006, 12:10 AM
The paragraphs......their abscence makes me hurt.....
Huh? what are you talking about? There's paragraphs! :confused: ;)
30th April 2006, 12:11 AM
Last edited by Theguyoverthere : Today at 20:10.;)
30th April 2006, 12:13 AM
Darn! He's figured me out! Well, did you read it now that I made it readable?
BTW, I love ur avatar, because it has something in common with mine: Suicide. Except mine the guy doesn't mean to but he does and in yours he means to but doesn't :)
30th April 2006, 12:21 AM
Start playing Banjo-Kazooie, and beat it 100%, including the Stop N Swop items, in 1 minute while riding a unicycle in a tutu. Then, merge this game with Super Mario 64, where you'll find yourself in Peach's castle. Go to Bowser in the Sky, and make it to the Bowser fight. Kill Bowser, but DON'T collect the star. Instead, jump off the cliff. Your house will then explode. Become a ghost and fly into the Nintendo 64 (which didn't explode), where you must possess a Grublin. As the Grublin, you must kill the bull in Mumbo's Mountain. After doing so, you must unpossess the Grublin and grab a Banjo statue.
You'll be zapped out of the N64 where you will have your body back. Unmerge the game with Mario 64. You will be in control of Banjo and Kazooie again. You must then go to Gnawty's house in Fall, where he tells you that you must buy him Honeynut Cheerios before the mummy steals all the honey. Merge this game with Donkey Kong Country 2. You'll find yourself in King Zing's Hive where a poorly drawn mummy is stealing the honey. Unwrap him to find a moose. The moose will run off into the distance. Buy the Honeynut Cheerios from King Zing. You must then eat them in thirty seconds. Unmerge the game with Donkey Kong Country 2 to find yourself in Gnawty's House. Give him the empty box of cereal. He'll bite you for eating it.
You now have rabies. Merge this game with Dr. Mario. Dr. Mario will appear and tell you he can remove your rabies if you get him a box top from a Honeynut Cheerios box. Give him it, and he'll cure your rabies and order a coloring book with the box top. When it arrives, steal it from him and unmerge the games before he kills you. Open the coloring book and draw a hat on a snowman picture. The snowman will come alive and start dancing poorly. Steal his carrot nose and rip the coloring book up.
Take the carrot to Chimpy, who will tell you that it can be used as a weapon if an orange is placed on top of it. Grab an orange from the tree, stick it on top of the carrot, and kill Conga with it. Search through his pockets to find three doubloons. Merge this game with Banjo-Tooie. You'll find yourself in Jolly's Inn. Give the Doubloons to Blackeye, who will do something secretly and tell you to unmerge the games. Do so, and the code is finished. Want to know what you get as a result? Mumbo's Skull in Fall of Click Clock Woods now has one more leaf in it than it did before! Enjoy!
30th April 2006, 12:45 AM
How to get Stop 'n' Swop. The Real way.
First off you need to make sure you have memory card and a friend (this will be explained later)
Start a new game on Banjo-Kazooie and make sure you have no Stop 'n' Swop items collected. Finish it with as little collectables as possible although the Jiggies you miss out must be any that are done with the help of Mumbo. After you beat Gruntilda you will have the Barbeque like normal, but Mumbo will not be there (because you haven't met him). Go back to him in Mumbo's Mountain and he will start a conversation with you. He will say that you are worthy of knowing the mystery of Stop 'n' Swop because you are a great gamer.
He will create a hole in the wall outside that leads to a Stop 'n' Swop room. It will ask you to swap to Banjo-Tooie. Do this and the game will start as normal except when you press start you will be back in the room with Mumbo. He tells you to go to the top of the tower because there is a surprise up there (This is before Grunty has returned) At the top of the tower is a staircase hidden behind the Beauty Machine doors. Go down them and (this is where you need your friend) a message will suddenly come up asking you to press 'A' on both controllers simultaneously. It only lasts a few seconds. More of these messages come up and you have to do it straight away (or else you will die and have to repeat the whole process again).
Once you do this it will save to the memory card and tell you to go back to Banjo-Kazooie. Again it will start in the same way as Banjo-Tooie (as in when you press start you'll be with Mumbo). Now Mumbo will show you the secret pictures and tell you that the areas are open for you to collect the items (you hadn't seen the pictures before this because you didn't know him).
Go and collect the Stop 'n' Swop items and go back to Mumbo. Again you'll Swap to Banjo-Tooie in the same way as before but this time you'll have the eggs with you. You have to take them to Terry because they're to big for Heggy and Kazooie to hatch. Terry's wife will hatch them.
The secrets you get are:
Red Egg: Angel Bottles will fly out and tell you to start a new game to see his surprise.
Green Egg: Opens Fungus Forest in Banjo-Kazooie. Go back to the Beauty room to swap (you don't need the codes)
Blue Egg: Allows you to enter BK worlds in BT. (After Grunty's returned)
Yellow Egg: Gives you more attacks that are both fun and amusing (one of them is Banjo throws Kazooie like a boomerang)
Pink Egg: Opens Mt. Fire Eyes in Banjo-Kazooie. Go back to the Beauty Room to swap (you donít need the codes)
Cyan Egg: Cheato will give you a cheat code to view the making of the game (includes videos of Banjo in beta)
Ice Key: Opens Glowbo Cave. This is a room with a lot of Glowbo's and give each one to Humba (who has a wigwam there) and you get more transformations (you can go anywhere in these forms).
There you have it. The real answer to Stop 'n' Swop solved at last.
EDIT: Sorry. I was meant to put this in a new topic in the Banjo forum.
30th April 2006, 12:48 AM
The Rare Pendent and SNS:
First beat the game like Grey said on that fake. (But do NOT talk to Blackeye)
1.Talk to Blackeye and before he says one more touch o that button.
2. Talk to Jolly and after talking to him 5 times play on the jukebox Banjo House
Blues and Jolly will give you the water for 2 dubloons.
3. Give it to Blackeye and he will thank you and yell causing the game to freeze.
4. Don't fret that is supposed to happen turn off BT and put in BK.
5. Beat the game in 9 hours and then talk to Mumbo.
6. He will warp you to this alter temple like area.
7. Grab the Pendent and collect the eggs in the rooms that look like normal.
8. Go into the Mumbo's skull and find Nabnut playing BT the TV will show you giving the Pendent to Sabreman, jump in and give the Pendant to Sabreman.
9. Sabreman will give you a picture piece now head to the main lair in BT and place it inside then go back to BK and hop into the picture.
10. Place the eggs and key in the transfer nintendo machine now turn on BT.
11. Enter the Picture and get the eggs and key.
What they do
Cyan: Powers up Ice Eggs and makes them stronger.
Red: Powers up Fire Eggs making them stronger.
Blue: Unlocks Glowbo cave with a secret Transformation.
Green: Powers up Grenade Eggs fire them at the rocks and get to fight Grunty again this time stronger.
Yellow and Pink: More Transformations.
Ice Key: Unlocks Secret Chest giving you Bottles Revenge and some more secret Miningames.
But wait there is more in the lair you will find some fire behind ice use your powered up eggs to get past them and enter Fungi Forest after completing JiggyWiggy's Secret Puzzle.
Beat it and give the jiggies all 100 to Jiggywiggy and he will call you master.
JiggyWiggy will unlock the secret Crystal Jiggy and use it's powers to activate the BOB which will restore the Grey Jinjos.
Head toward them and they will thank you, King Jingaling will solve every last mystery left and there will be some more surprises so go and find them.
30th April 2006, 12:50 AM
Umm... how can you beat the game without seeing mumbo? Don't you need him to turn you into a pumpkin to raise the water level?
(I was talking to Ice but someone posted inbetween)
30th April 2006, 12:57 AM
Sorry to disturb you converstaion theguyoverthere.
30th April 2006, 03:49 AM
LOL no problem, Chilly! I was just too lazy to quote it so i said that i was talking to ice. But seriously, it's no problem. But what do ya think of my cheat? It uses almost every secret like BR, the tower room, the machine doors, the ice key and (?)s and Glowbo Cave. It's probable, I mean who knows maybe somewhere in that ice field is a secret passageway...
30th April 2006, 05:51 AM
You could be right, we are going to feel like idiots when we find SNS.
We'll say "We never thought that here had the key."
I think your cheat sounds possible.
30th April 2006, 08:36 PM
Your cheat seems plausible except I don't think you could be warped to an altar becasue Ice had already fround all the warp codes for GS, but we can always assume that perhaps it's one of the freeze digits that need to be unlocked.
30th April 2006, 08:46 PM
Edited the result of my cheat.
30th April 2006, 09:26 PM
MT Fire Eyes Guide:
When you enter the level you will see two menicing looking eyes at the summit.
Jiggy 1: Enter the cave, defeating the enemies and get the Fire Key.
Reach the summit with a flight pad nearby and use the fire Key to open the door.
Kill the Portraite Chompa and use the Shock Spring pad to get to the top of the bed.
Beak Bust it 3 times and it will wake Captin Blackeye.
He will chase you, run as fast as you can and jump down to the boat.
Shoot Grenade Eggs at Blackeye's Ship until it blows up.
Then he will jump to the Summit and rain cannonballs down on you shoot the Fire Eyes with Ice Eggs then shoot Captin Blackeye with one.
He'll fall and then fight him like Klungo till he is defeated.
I won't tell you about the other Jiggies yet.
You are probably thinking "What about the silos 8, 9 and Secret Area?"
Well my friends the Grey Jinjos have drained Quaqmire's sewage so head there and bill drill the switch.
The Door will open, Chuffy will take you to Silos 8 and 9.
New levels will open up in BK so go out there and have fun beating them!
2nd May 2006, 10:35 PM
What Stop N Swop does
you know the GBA player from GCN right?look at the bottom of the N64 and you will see that same thing you "plug" your GBA player into...I think you know what to do!Put BK:GR in the GBA Player
now,put in Banjo Tooie,and you will see a GBA at the bottom of the screen!
Go to Banjo's VCR and pick your favorite cutscenes,or minigames,press the left on the "+" pad and you can play the minigame on your GBA!oh,and Select = Z!I am playing Tower of Tragedy right now!
3rd May 2006, 07:31 PM
Hey qwertybub3! You forgot the part with th Insect Pit level.
3rd May 2006, 09:46 PM
After getting all 6 eggs and ice key.. Enter in Sand Castle, NOWYOUGOTTHEEGGSANDKEYNOWLETSSOLVETHEMYSTERY.
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