What's up with Bottles?

[Dr. Casey]

Really.

[Roystein]

What do you mean?

[Isaac2]

From BKGR? Is he in BKGR?

[estep16]

Nope, but his dad or grandpa is.

[cyberen]

his ancestor is. And unless someone around here knows when BK:GR takes place and how long an average mole's lifespan is, we won't know how many generations back Bozzeye is.

[Jinjo No. 666]

well, i think that BK:GR takes place in the 60s-70s area, as Mumbo's house has that degree of decoration (disco ball, rugs, and lava lamp) so I'd assume that Bozzeye is Bottles' great grandfather at the most (assuming BK and BT take place in the time period they were released in) as at that time, he'd have alread had Bottles' grandfather judging from how old he is... and Bottle's grandfather (who would be about bottles' current age at the time) would have had a young (Goggles age) Bottles' father... so by the time that Bottle's father grows up and has Bottles and Jamjars, it'd be the 80s, and then bottles and jamjars grow up... the only question I'd have... is "was Jamjars in Vietnam?)

[Gold Jinjo]

Originally posted by Jinjo No. 666
[B]well, i think that BK:GR takes place in the 60s-70s area, as Mumbo's house has that degree of decoration (disco ball, rugs, and lava lamp)

Don't forget his pimpin' music (http://vgmusic.com/new-files/bkgr_mumbos_pad.mid) :D

[cyberen]

I've learned that an average mole's lifespan is aroud 3 years. That means that
2003-1970=33/3=11

Bozzeye is Bottle's great great great great great great great great great grandfather.

This doesn't take into account that if Bottle's lifespan is just 3 years, even if he was born in 1998 (Banjo-Kazooie), he should've been dead by 2001. Perhaps his out-of body experience allowed him to live another 3 years, which would make him dead around this year. Or perhaps I'm thinking too deeply about this, considering Bottles lives in some cheerful parallel universe.

[Coolboyman]

Originally posted by cyberen
I've learned that an average mole's lifespan is aroud 3 years. That means that
2003-1970=33/3=11

Bozzeye is Bottle's great great great great great great great great great grandfather.

This doesn't take into account that if Bottle's lifespan is just 3 years, even if he was born in 1998 (Banjo-Kazooie), he should've been dead by 2001. Perhaps his out-of body experience allowed him to live another 3 years, which would make him dead around this year. Or perhaps I'm thinking too deeply about this, considering Bottles lives in some cheerful parallel universe.

um... well in Banjo's world they live as long as humans... yeah

[Isaac2]

60s-70s? What are you people talking about here?

[R Hunter]

Man the deepest thing we can talk about is the life span of a mole?

[cyberen]

I'm using MATHEMATICS to determine the realtion between Bozzeye and Bottles.

and people suspect that BK:GR takes place in the 70's (even though it is in another universe, which makes time unimportant). The hints are Mumbo's groovy hut and the pre-construction of Grunty's Lair.

[estep16]

Do you really think that Rare took the lifespan of a mole into account while making the BK games? Let's all look up the lifespan of a Red Crested Bregull, and see when Kazooie's due to die!

[P.o.t.O]

According to the website I went to, a Breegull lives about 17 years.

Why the hell did I look this up?

[Dr. Casey]

Dude, I didn't know breegulls were real. O_O

[Coolboyman]

Breegulls arent real, and Disco wasnt invented till 1976.

[P.o.t.O]

oh...my bad.

That was a type of duck according to my second look-through.

Well, that duck can live for 17 years.

And disco rocks!

[Glaber]

And Disco is'nt really Dead, It's just in a coma.

[cyberen]

Disco Stu's got it going ON!

Considering Bottles should be dead by now, in earthly standards, that makes my calculations all null.

[Mumbo BT]

I've decided to point out a whacked out theory about Bottles and his age.

Bottles perhaps was one year old in Banjo-Kazooie, and when in Banjo-Tooie (2 years later) he was three. But he died from Grunty, meaning he died when he was 3 years old ;) . Then Banjo and Kazooie used the Bob machine and revived Bottles, and now he gets to live another three years. Only question would be why he doesn't appear to age. Ah well, no matter.

[estep16]

You know what? Maybe Rare doesn't care about the lifespan of a mole, a red-crested breegull (which doesn't exist), a honey bear (or whatever kind of bear he is), and all the other stuff. Jeez.

It's not like the game is SUPPOSED to seem realistic to you, unless you live inside a fable.

[Roystein]

That would be an amazing game if it were realsitic...

I could be like animal crossing... for nine months we'd control Banjo as he tried to catch Kazooie to eat for dinner and while he crapped in the woods... and then for three months we could stare at the screen and watch him hibernate...

[R Hunter]

:confused:

[wkw427]

Originally posted by Roystein
That would be an amazing game if it were realsitic...

I could be like animal crossing... for nine months we'd control Banjo as he tried to catch Kazooie to eat for dinner and while he crapped in the woods... and then for three months we could stare at the screen and watch him hibernate... ur good!:D :D :D

[R Hunter]

Do you really want to see a bear relieve himeself in the woods?
Is it absoultely necessary:confused:

[Jinjo No. 666]

whoa... i have animal crossing, and if BK was like it, it'd be more like

Banjo goes for a walk in the woods to shake trees to find furniture or fruit to put in his pocket, and then he goes to some stoned cat's house... and gets talked into finding this animal's comic book/hanky/videotape from someone else.... and that someone lent it to someone else, and someone else, and someone else.... so you gotta talk to 5 people to get it, then he gives you a piece of furniture for your troubles

this isn't to say i don't like Animal Crossing, i actually quite like it... it'd be pretty cool if they had Banjo-Kazooie furniture in it, actually...

[P.o.t.O]

I like wacking people until they get all POed.

But still...It's fun to inflict pain on anything...

[estep16]

I like pushing people, especially the stupid girls who go "I hate you! I HATE YOU!" It's especially funny if you taught them a good catch-phrase, so it sounds like "I hate you! I HATE YOU, retard!