Corrupt A Wish!

[BKSonic1234]

Okay, this is a game where someone makes a wish, and then the next poster makes it backfire on them, and then that person makes a wish, and so on. It's cool! Here's an example.

Member 1: I wish I lived in Florida!
Member 2: You live in Florida, but it's really cold and rainy and then there's a Hurricane. I wish I had a jillion dollars!
Member 3: You have a jillion dollars, but you realize that 'jillion' is not a number, so you lose it all.

And then that person would make a wish, and so on. Okay, I'll start.

I wish I was a character in Banjo-Kazooie!

[Kazooie-Tooie]

You become loggo

Wii

[MumboBumbo]

You get a Wii, but you don't have any games for it and is still in developement!

I wish the Bubsy series was back...

[Princess J]

The Bubsy series came back, but they made "Bubsy Teaches the Alphabet" and "Bubsy's Math Fun!"

I wish I had some ice cream.

[Ozimul]

You get your ice cream, but you eat too much and get brain freeze, then realize it was posioned. :eek:

I wish it would snow where I live.

[Theguyoverthere]

BK 3 came out beofor July, but it sucked and there was only one world: Pointless Piccolo Peaks where you have to play a piccolo to start an avalanch cause the jiggy to unveil itslef. Then the game was over.

I wish 5+5 equalled 11.

[P.o.t.O]

5 + 5 = 11. Oh Snapz, Paradox!1! *Universe implodes*

I wish I could time travel.

[Minjo]

You time travel, but you ruin the time-space continium, and get lost in the vortex...

I wish I win an award this year...

[MumboBumbo]

You win an award for "Worst guy ever!"

I wish there was no such things as RPGs...

[Kazooie-Tooie]

Paper Mario: You suck.

I wish i had a copy of "Super Paper Mario"! :D

[Minjo]

You get a copy of Super Paper Mario, but what else? It's only a piece of paper!!! ;)

I wish I could blow up fake SnS theories with a gun...

[Soulreaper41392]

Europe currently has the plague and you catch it, causing you to spend all your money on the cure for it.

I wish I had a DS Lite.

[Princess J]

You got a DS Lite, but it was so light that when you set it down outside, the wind blew it away.

I wish Rare was allowed to make a DK adventure game for the Wii.

[Minjo]

They make a DK adventure for the Wii, but the game was corrupted and it breaks your system!

I wish we could have an E3 everyday...

[Soulreaper41392]

They make DK game for the Wii, but after being with Microsoft for so long, that they make it too Microsofty, which would be fine if only they didn't include that horrible Halo level :(

I wish I could play drums really good.

[MumboBumbo]

Minjo: Everygame anonsed it for sytems that are worth $1000000!
SR41392: You play the drums so good that it causes a friction burn!

[qwertybub3]

I turn you into a Washing Machine for not wishing!
:mumbo :mumbo :mumbo

I wish to go to the Nyannichuan.

[Soulreaper41392]

You try to book a flight to it, but everyone you ask looks at you funny and says "Huh? Where do you want to go?"

I want to play a good .hack MMORPG.

[Soulreaper41392]

They come to life, then they eaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr braaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnnnnssssss!

I wish I had bathroom in my room.

[qwertybub3]

You do, but now the toilet Sings 24-7!

I wish to go to the Spring of Drowned Girl

[Soulreaper41392]

You do, but now the toilet Sings 24-7!

You know, I actually have no problem with that o-O

[MewChan]

The sun explodes, but because we need the sun to live, everyone dies in a mater of nano-seconds.

I wish I could find Eiri Yuki under my Christmas Tree this year.

[Minjo]

You find it, but it's dead :P

I wish these wishes weren't too harmfull...

[ChillyDark]

You get your wish, which is everyone (including you) dies but comes back to life
etc.
I wish we knew where SNS was.

[qwertybub3]

You do, but Lameont now owns the RWP.

I wish to level up faster in rpgs.

[ChillyDark]

You do, but get up to lv 100000000. The game blows up, along with your house.
I wish I could wish.

[BKSonic1234]

You could wish, but then you realized it wasn't your turn to wish.

I wish I had an endless supply of Pepsi!

[MumboBumbo]

You drink it all, but end up getting fat and start burping.
I wish I was past my fear of the Movie Theaters...

[Dylan Yoshi]

You walk past a sign that says, "Fear of Movie Theaters". You have now passed it.

I wish I ruled Pluto.

Edit: Damn the posting before me...ness =P

[DevilBottles]

You become the ruler of Pluto, but an alien assassinates you by stealing your air supply.

I wish I had post 37 of this thread.

[MumboBumbo]

You do. 'Nuff said.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish!

[Theguyoverthere]

You are a fish named Nemo, but you get cought and taken away from your father and...[THIS IS THE NATIONAL PIXAR ASSOCIATION AND ARE EDITING THE POST DUE TO COPYRIGHT ISSUES]

I wish I would stop posting random websites to every new member.

[Soulreaper41392]

You do stop, but then everyone lowers your rep because they liked it.

I wish Osama Bin Laden would die.

[ChillyDark]

They do, but there wishes are to kill each other.
I wish money grew on trees.

[qwertybub3]

It does, but due to mass inflation half the forests are getting burned.

I wish to have 10,000 Mr. As.

[BKSonic1234]

You get 10,000 Mr. As, but you get 10,000 of my teacher who is Mr. A, (Mr. Armstrong) and he gives you literal mountains of homework.

I wish I could be this dude! ---> :D

[MumboBumbo]

You do, but you can not move. Just smile.
I wish Mumbo lived next to me.

[qwertybub3]

Granted, but now you live in a oversized termite mound.

I wish to have a gallon of Spring of Drowned Girl water.

[ChillyDark]

A girl drows you in a spring then drows herself, which gives you a gallon, your dead but at least your wish was granted.
I wish we knew the answer to SNS.

[Theguyoverthere]

You do, but then the RWP closes. [Bet you were expecting that answer!]

I wish that I could wish of something that doesn't backfire.

[P.o.t.O]

Too bad you can't.

I wish it would rain down on me.

[Theguyoverthere]

It does and then you are wet and sad and depressed.

I wish that that I could think of a wish.

[Princess J]

You think of a wish, but then it doesn't come true because you already wasted your wish on thinking of a wish.

I wish I didn't have to take final exams.

[P.o.t.O]

You don't. But uh-oh! You fail! Now you have to take the classes all over again!

I wish I knew what time it is.

[Ice Lightning]

You do, but then you travel back in time to before watches were invented and you can't tell the time again.

I wish for the Wii to come out and be as great as it looks.

[MumboBumbo]

It does, but it extremly sucks.
I wish there was a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

[Theguyoverthere]

I wish there was a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

I wish people wouldn't wish for the same exact thing that I wish for.

[MumboBumbo]

Sorry, ain't happenin'.
I wish I was REALLY good at video games.

[Theguyoverthere]

You do, but since you didn't define which video game you are really good at "Care Bares go to Superhappyville"

I wish that there was a never ending pencil that never ran out of lead or got shorter.
EDIT: OMG that sounds so wrong.... o well

[DevilBottles]

You get your pencil, but then it explodes under five-year pressure, into your face. You go to wash it off, but it stays permanent, on your face.

Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner.

[Princess J]

You get your wish... but everybody wants a bite of you! (With chilli and cheese... or ketchup... but not together.)

I wish I was able to get to sleep better at night.

[DevilBottles]

You sleep, but you never wake up. :(

I wish my sister wasn't so annoying.

[Sephirong]

Your sister isn't annoying, but she becomes pure evil and stabs you and kills everyone you know and are close to!

I wish Nintendo had kept their next-gen console name Revolution.

[DevilBottles]

So do I. :(

I wish - Oh... wait, I had to backfire that.... Um.

It becomes the Revolution, but then it does the PSP disk launch thing because its name was changed too much.

I wish I had a life. :p

[Sephirong]

You get a life as a telemarketer.

No, wait! I got something better!

You get a life selling Barney the Dinosaur tapes to the SPAM Reaper! AAAIIIGH!

I wish tLoZ:OoT didn't freak me out so much. (Check out "Little kids are the easiest to scare...")

[DevilBottles]

And, then you discover a little game called The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. ;)

I wish I had a million bucks.

[machanist]

you find a million bucks on the road but you then get arrested for having fake money.

i wish i could have a pet dinosaur.

[Sephirong]

Oh, no. Majora's Mask doesn't scare in the slightest. Only one scene scares me at all. The one where the 'moon' is screaming that he's going to eat them all. I've beaten that game.

Anyway: A million abult male deer (A.K.A. bucks)trample one after another in single file.

I wish I could find my copy of Link's Awakening. T_T

EDIT: Darn. machanist beat me to the punch. The pet dinosaur eats you. And chews.

[machanist]

hehe sorry...

you find your copy... inside a volcano, and it melts.

i wish i could have another quadrillion wishes.

[BKSonic1234]

You do, but you post them all in a row, and people get mad at you for flooding the thread.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[DevilBottles]

You become Nemo, and are forced to tell jokes until you dead from exhaustion.

I wish this gum wasn't so tastless.

[rare&swop]

It ain't.It taste like Poo.

I wish something...

[MumboBumbo]

Sorry. Were all out of "something."

I wish all my YTMNDs were on the top 5...

[Soulreaper41392]

They do become in the top 5, but then you realize that no one likes YTMND's, so you become the "King of Crap".

I wish Super Smash Bros. Melee had a harder difficulty level than 9.

[MewChan]

You get level 10! But then your game crashes.

I wish Kumagoro would stop stealing my sanity!!

[Soulreaper41392]

He does, but by the time he does, it's all gone ;)

I wish I could play the bass like Les Claypool. (did I already say this once?)

[ChillyDark]

You fish out a bass, and play it, but the fish bites you and escapes.
I wish more people would visit my forums, in my sig.

[Princess J]

A ton of people sign up for your forums, but they're all really annoying spammers.

I wish I could visit Europe.

[Sephirong]

When you get there, there's a nuclear bomb heading for every sightseer's city on the continent.

I wish I'd stop dying in StH. (original)

[MumboBumbo]

You do, but now you die all the time in other games.
I wish I had a Mumbo Jumbo plush toy...

[ChillyDark]

It's Mumbo, all right, but it's HUGE. (Bad Pun)
I wish there was a game called Banjo Kazooie Happy Happy Fun Fun Time.

[Soulreaper41392]

There is, but the game is just a single cutscene with no gameplay because everyone is too happy to be fighting each other right now.

I wish I owned EBay.

[Dylan Yoshi]

You insult ebay and then say, "You got owned!"

I wish nobody could corrupt this wish.

[Soulreaper41392]

Too late ;) You got an email with anthrax in it (How? Don't look at me)

I wish I had a golden toilet.

[Kazooie-Tooie]

The next day, you find Loggo in you're mail.

I want Banjo-Threeie

[MumboBumbo]

It turns out that Banjo-Threeie is the name of the next GFA game!
I wish I had a DVD set with every cartoon ever made on it...

[T-Allen 6292]

you do but the cartoons are bootleg and they put you in a coma.

i wish i had a pony

[P.o.t.O]

Your new pony kicks you in the head.

I wish I had a dollar.

[Theguyoverthere]

He does but then dies.

Watch this, I'm gonna make a wish that couldn't possibly backfire!

I wish I had as much money as bill gates fair in square without doing anything illegal and are happy.

[ChillyDark]

You get all that, and are happy but then Bill Gates calls Chuck Norris, to beat you and take your money, Now you are sad.
I wish I had LOZ Twilight Princess, and it looked exactly like the E3 demo.

[Theguyoverthere]

You have it, but have no console to play it on.

I wish that I was 3 inches taller.

[Soulreaper41392]

The next day, you find Loggo in you're mail.

I want Banjo-Threeie

Once again, I have NO problem whatsoever with having Loggo as a toilet or my toilet singing 24/7. Someone re-corrput my wish, please.


You become 3 inches taller, but now you hit your head on every doorway and ceiling fan because you are too tall.

I wish I had a golden toilet (re-corrupt ;) )

[MumboBumbo]

You get one, but it's painted gold and has been used.
I wish I knew what to wish for.

[repobanjo]

You do, but it is so obscene that the police arrest you for wishing it.

I wish that world peace existed.

[Kazooie-Tooie]

You have it, but have no console to play it on.
Wrong! i have two "X-box 360s"!

We all die, from to much peace.

I wish i was 13.

[repobanjo]

Time fast-forwards to the time your are 13. During this time, you missed many imporatant things that happened. WWIII started, and you didn't know. The government drafts people even at the age of 13. You go on, and wish you hadn't corrupted the wish of world peace. You don't make it out of the battle.

I wish that Jimmy Hendrix, Keith Moon, John Lennon, and Elvis Presley were all alive again.

[LaorBR]

Sorry for being a little off-topic, but... We all die, from to much peace.
Geez, why do you think videogames were invented in the first place??

Back on-topic:
The Moon is made of cheese, but you are lactose intolerant and the moon is set in a collision route to the Earth. And no, Link isn't going to save you. No matter how many masks you collected.

My turn... Hmm let me see...
I wish you were here! *pink floyd reference*

[MumboBumbo]

I come over and kill you with a giant red ball.
I wish I had Super Mario Galaxy...

[repobanjo]

You do, but you lost your Wii in a horrific accident.

I wish I had a (Nintendo) Wii.

[ChillyDark]

You have one. It's a turbo car that says Nintendo, it's really fast so you yell Wii.
I wish, I knew why the girl that drowned in the spring of Drowned Girl drowned.

[Theguyoverthere]

You do know but the thruth is too terrible to know so you die.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
ONCE AGAIN I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP COPYING OTHER PEOPLE'S WISHES

[T-Allen 6292]

they do but then after 2 minutes you get bored and wish that people would copy other people's wishes again.
i wish i knew what grunty was up to.

[RedBanjo]

you find out but then realize you want king back after what Soulreaper posted.

i wish i had a cheeseburger.

[P.o.t.O]

Alas, it's not in paradise, so it's totally moot.

I wish I had superpowers.

[LaorBR]

You do, but your wife overpowers you. And so does your mother in law. XD
(btw I haven't got the chance to congratulate you yet for your marriage. Congrats! :))

I wish I was Bill Gates!

[Theguyoverthere]

You are, and then go poof from this forum because bill doesn't belong to it. Or does he?

I wish that I could eat and eat forever and ever and not gain a pound.

[ChillyDark]

You get the super power to be a, Phantom Opra Singer.
I wish cats had 9 lives.

[RedBanjo]

you do but they only last for five seconds.

i wish i could never lose in the corrupt a wish game and was impervious to any wish to point out the negative points

[RedBanjo]

You get the super power to be a, Phantom Opra Singer.
I wish cats had 9 lives.
they do but all cats die once and therefore they only have 8.
i wish i was the best there is!

[Dylan Yoshi]

Being that it is impossible to eat forever (and ever) as you only live for a certain amount of time, your wish causes a corruption in the general laws of the world and blows up the universe.

I wish everyone typed with perfect grammar.

[RedBanjo]

they do but by perfect grammer they think you mean in Chinese.

i wish there was world peace.

[T-Allen 6292]

there is but only in the land of Narnia

I wish Narnia was real.

[P.o.t.O]

Too bad it starts a World War III and blows up earth.

I wish I had some cheese.

[MumboBumbo]

You got limbburgur!
I wish I knew the secret of Stop and Swap...

[repobanjo]

It is, but then because you found it out, Rare thugs come with a clicheed crowbar and pipe to break your legs.

I wish I had a working alarm clock (how are you gonna ruin that?)

[T-Allen 6292]

You do but unfortunally, the alram clock makes you kill yourself before you are allowed to use it.

i wish ponies were real.

[ChillyDark]

It doesn't, but everyone is so smart their heads blow up.
I wish, there is (or was) a rare witch.

[Kazooie-Tooie]

*Grunty runs away crying*

I wish we knew Stop'N'Swop.

[Heffy]

Granted. Once the true secret of Stop 'n' Swop is discovered, reality itself messes up, and we all end up in an alternate universe where we have evil clones and the essence of life is blueberry pie. :|

I wish Rare would reveal Banjo-Threeie.

[Soulreaper41392]

It is, but all the dogs start having colon problems because the poop is sharp gold.

I wish I could perfect my Pelvic Thrust.

[Yaridovich]

You perfect your Pelvic Thrust, then you break your pelvis.

I wish got the coolest videogame ever.

[Soulreaper41392]

You do get the coolest game ever made, but it's so cool that your hands freeze when you touch it.

I wish NSider forums were less spammy and crappy.

[Yaridovich]

They become so smart, they post in such smart words that are incomprehensible and are so long you die from reading them.

I wish I met Banjo and Kazooie in real life.

[Soulreaper41392]

You meet them, but they don't like you so they cement your feet together and through you in a lake.

I wish I could get a piece of THAT .

[Yaridovich]

You, literally, get a piece of paper saying "That."

I wish I could create a 70s rock band.

[Princess J]

You create a rock band with three other guys who are in their 70s :)

I wish the summer vacation was 11 months long.

[qwertybub3]

It is, but spring break is dead.

I wish to kill The Hermit.

[Yaridovich]

You kill a hermit crab, then the crabs kill you.

I wish i met Lynyrd Skynyrd back in the 70s.
EDIT:I also wish I would get an answer.

[Soulreaper41392]

You do, but they don't like your new age style.

I wish they would teach the Pelvic Thrust in P.E.

[ChillyDark]

You do the thrust, but fly backwards, and end up in the hospital, along with everyone else.
I wish there was a yellow brick road.

[Yaridovich]

aw,man, that sucks...

They do, but Lament is the gym teacher, and he breaks everyone's (even yours) pelvis.

I wish you gave me three steps.

[ChillyDark]

His name isn't lament, it's King of Good.
Anyway, three steps is all you can walk, before falling down.
I wish I was good at Animal Crossing (GC version).

[P.o.t.O]

You get so good at it, but you lose all your skills at the other games!

I wish Pepsi-Cola and Coca-Cola merged.

[Yaridovich]

They merge, and create nasty dog turd soda.

I wish I was a simple man.

[BlueBreegull]

They did, and with their combined powers the new company continued to buy out the rest of the soda companies, thus monoplozing the industry and jacking up all the prices to, literally, an arm and a leg. And the Pepsi-Coke drink tastes like moldy soap anyway.

EDIT: Er, damn, Yari beat me to it. kk.

"I wish I was a simple man."
You become a caveman with a club and a massive brain tumor.

I wish that this bottle of iced tea never ran out.

[Yaridovich]

Bad news. It did anyway.

I wish I knew 'Curtis Loew'.

Edit:It's Yarid not Yari. Is that okay?

[P.o.t.O]

You now know every 'Curtis Loew' in the world. And they all want to go out for drinks every Friday, and they never pay their own tab.

I wish I could play tennis.

[Yaridovich]

You play tennis and can do nothing else.

I wish they called me the breeze!

[BlueBreegull]

They did. And then, true to the expression, they shot the breeze (that's you.)

I wish I knew about this thread earlier!

[Yaridovich]

You did and your brain somehow got fried and blew up.

I wish Tuesday was gone.

[ChillyDark]

It goes, but is replaced by Bloosday, which is worse.
I wish people had fries for breakfast, on Friday.

[Yaridovich]

The fries came to life and killed people. From then on Friday was renamed Frieday

I wish I worked for MCA(The record company).

[ChillyDark]

You do, but then you break all the records, and get fired.
I wish it rained Cats and Dogs.

[Yaridovich]

The cats and dogs claw you to death and the frogs that are raining down eat your corpse.

I wish you'd gimme back my bullets.

[ChillyDark]

You get your bullets back, but they are inbedded in your chest, and you are lying on the ground.
I wish Pigs could fly.

[P.o.t.O]

That pile on your windshield is pretty self-explanetory.

I wish it rained money!

[ChillyDark]

News Report: Every Local Bank, has exploded.
Dozens are injured, but it is raining money, and everyone is happy, while in a hospital bed. Because they are rich.
I wish Police were dogs.

[Yaridovich]

The dogs are rabid. (self-explanatory)

I wish I had a Saturday Night Special. (Saturday Night Special is a handgun.)

[ChillyDark]

They do, but everyone dies, because it has poisen in it.
I wish I knew Captin Blackeye.

[Yaridovich]

He challenges you to a swordfight and stabs you through th heart.

I wish I knew what that smell was.

[ChillyDark]

Because you know what it is, it kills you.
I wish I knew the song that kept repeating in my head.

[Kazooie-Tooie]

You find out it is "I love you, You love me"

I wish barny was dead.

[golden jiggy]

He becomes undead and hunts you down and eats your brains. suxorz. :(

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses. :p

[Yaridovich]

You eyeballs then fell out.

I wish I saw all good people.

[qwertybub3]

You do, but the evil people that you can't see kill you.

I wish that Duke Nukem Forever would come out soon.

[Yaridovich]

It comes out...literally. Duke Nukem comes out and kills you.

I wish I had locomotive breath.(like a train.)

[BlueBreegull]

It comes out today. But every store you go to always runs out just before you arrive. You never play the game, for the rest of your life.

I wish this chair was more comfortable.

[repobanjo]

The chair becomes so comy, eveyone in the world just wants to sit in the comfy chair. You are squashed by all the people sitting on you.

I wish that my friends, my family, my loved ones, and me never died, would never get disease, can't die, stay at perfect health, and always stay at the age 29.

"Never trust anyone over 30!"

[lamentofking]

you stay at 29, but you get bored because you can never have a birthday.

I wish i had a crayon.

[MumboBumbo]

He is, but he comes and kills you.
I wish there was no such thing as school..

[ChillyDark]

We all end up dumb, brainless, and stupid, the other animals laugh at us for not being the dominate life.
I wish I could freeze things, myself not included.

[Yaridovich]

You freeze so much stuff that it becomes too cold for you and you die.

I got this one conviently skipped before, so i'm gonna ask it again:
I wish I had locomotive breath like a train.

[BlueBreegull]

All of that coal inside your body required for generating the locomotive breath clogs up your lungs, causing you to choke for several excrutiating minutes, and ultimately, die.

I wish you were dead.

[repobanjo]

Well, to me, you are "you". BB dies.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[MumboBumbo]

Now I can't anwser your... AHH!! I'm DEEEEAAADDD!!!
I wish I had a lemming...

EDIT: Darn it... I got beat...
You don't have a headache now... but you have a tumor.

[Hollow Note]

The lemming refuses to kill itself in a way that amuses you, so you have to take care of it as a life-time commitment. (Shouldn't have given him the parachute)

I wish I had complete dictatorship over everyone's thoughts...

[MumboBumbo]

(I like that corrupt!)
Uh... you find out I'm giving pie to everyone but you.
I wish I had a Banjo(-Kazooie) plush toy.

[BlueBreegull]

True to your wish, a Banjo plush toy appears halfway merged into your spleen. You promptly fall to the floor in a spasm and die.

I wish I could think of a wish...

[Hollow Note]

You come up with one that really, really, really sucks and no one likes you...

I wish I had a cooler avatar.

[ChillyDark]

It freezes you.
I wish I had a drink from the spring of drowned girl.

[Hollow Note]

The drowned girls' parents catch you defiling their daughter's resting place and you end up in jail, as the new "friend" of a thirty year old woman named Bubba.

I wish I could type faster..

[Princess J]

You learn to type so fast that your keyboard catches on fire when you're typing a message, and then it explodes.

I wish I could fast forward to the day I'm leaving for vacation, two weeks from now.

[machanist]

you fast forward to the day of your holiday.... but then you realise you missed the greatest day ever.... then you continue to fast forward past your holiday, which in the end makes you so annoyed you rampage the city causing a rip in the time-space continuem, then everyone get sucked into nothingness for a boring next quarrillion years. :approve:

i wish i didnt corrupt wishes too much

[Princess J]

You are 8 feet tall, but now you have to bend down to go through doorways, and you can't find a car you can sit in comfortably, and even standard chairs are way too small for you. Plus you always have to crane your neck down and stoop over just to talk to people. So you eventually go insane from being so uncomfortable all the time.

I wish I was great at playing the piano.

[Theguyoverthere]

You are great at playing the piano, but nobody cares :) That's even worse than not knowing how to...

I wish I could have corrupted that wish better.

[lamentofking]

He becomes real. however he has no skill in our world and the cops lock him in jail and then shoot him.

I wish Sonic the Hedgehog was real.

[Hollow Note]

He becomes real, starts running high speed on the freeway and it takes a police baracade and three sets of tire spikes to slow him down enough for animal control to take him out, and you are entirely responsible for the death of Sonic the Hedgehog.

I wish I had some Ovaltine right... NOW!

[ChillyDark]

You do, but it falls out of your hands, and into the spring of drowned girl.
Her parents sue you 1000000000 dollars, you get sent to jail, the girls spirit haunts you forever, and your worst nightmare is in the cell with you.
I wish I had a homework machine, which told me the answers to everything, including tests.

[BlueBreegull]

Unfortunately, the homework machine is an obsolete model and is fueled by human blood. One day you neglect to feed it, so in its desperate hunger it grinds you to bits and soaks you all up. It then gives your friend the answer to that night's homework.

I wish I could walk on water.

[ChillyDark]

You walk on water, but get sued, for stealing a holy mans power.
I wish guillotines were back again. (random wish).

[Soulreaper41392]

They disappeared? Anyways, they decide to get revenge and slash everyone! oh noes!!!!!

I wish I had A Death Note.

[ChillyDark]

You get a note, that kills you, and makes you do the Pelvic Thrust, thus breaking your pelvis.
I wish bannannas were phones.

[BlueBreegull]

They are, and you even win a free one. But the excessive use of the bananaphone unexpectedly radiates your head from all those uncontrolled tele-banana waves, melting your brain to mushy gray stuff that slides out of your nose and all over your shirt.

I wish I could drink human blood without getting sick.

[T-Allen 6292]

you drink the blood, but sadly the blood sticks to your throat and makes u thirsty 24/7 and makes you repulsive

i wish i had an endless suply of water.

[ChillyDark]

You become a vampire, now you can drink blood to your hearts content, however, somebody sprays garlic on you, and drives a stake through your heart, and you die.
I wish we were allowed to use guns at school.

[T-Allen 6292]

You become a vampire, now you can drink blood to your hearts content, however, somebody sprays garlic on you, and drives a stake through your heart, and you die.
I wish we were allowed to use guns at school.
you guys bring guns to school and when the teacher isn't looking, someone gets shot and when the teacher asks what happened you say they were sniffing cocaine and died.

i wish i had a boat made of steel that doesn't sink and is invincible, naturally.

[ChillyDark]

It hade all this, but it was too heavy, so you couldn't go anywhere in it.
I wish more people would post here.

[machanist]

more people post here, but then the server becomes too full and RWP is taken off the web, then bill gates takes over the world and we can't discuss about it.

i wish the world was a cube.... a rubix cube!

[s.w.a.t]

Then you phail.
I wish....

[Yaridovich]

you died. I got a gun,chased you through the park,and a case of mistaken identity put a bullet through your heart. (quote from the rolling stones' "doo doo doo doo doo (heartbreaker)")

I wish everyone was doing the loco-motion(a dance).

[P.o.t.O]

You do it with me, but I make it look so much better than you. You locomote off, crying the whole way.

I wish that I was a pretty pretty princess.

[ChillyDark]

Sorry, the wish corruption factory cannont grant sex changes, please try again.
I wish I was richer than Bill Gates.

[Yaridovich]

Then the prince, who thinks ugly girls are pretty and pretty girls are ugly, pulls out his shotgun and puts a bullet through your heart.

I wish knew a little.

[ChillyDark]

You know nothing, mwahaahhahahaa.
I wish I was richer than Billionare Bill Gates.

[Yaridovich]

He sues you out of your money and becomes a quintillionaire.

I wish in a case of mistaken identity I put a bullet through your heart. (Yes I am obsessed with that quote)

[P.o.t.O]

You just made the Phantom Angry...you're not gonna like an Angry Phantom.

I wish I was all powerful.

[ChillyDark]

You get all powerful, but then you so powerful that you blow up, and die, too bad for you.
I wish we could fight homework.

[Princess J]

You are able to fight homework, but the homework fights back and slices you into pieces with its sinister papercut powers!

I wish I had the inspiration to write a story.

[Hollow Note]

You're inspired to write a story about a time traveling squirrel, but between your lack of talent and some Redwall copyright infringements, you end up in jail, trying to dig your way out with a spoon.

I wish that I had wool socks.

[ChillyDark]

You end up in the Land of No Taking Fleece from Sheep, the fleece comes off of one, and you get thrown in prison.
I wish I had a metal detector.

[Ice Lightning]

You have a metal detector but you find a bomb that was hidden under the ground. You die, by exploding.

I wish I had a hammer.

[Yaridovich]

You get surrounded by million gunmen who,in a case of mistaken identity, think you're a terrorist and they put a bullet through your heart and the forums. This happens tomorrow.

I wish the whole world was painted black.

[repobanjo]

It is, but the water is polluted with paint. No one can see, and they all accidentially drink the polluted water. We all die.

I wish that the world wasn't as polluted as it is now.

[T-Allen 6292]

It only becomes an atom less polluted than it is now.

I wish that the world was shaped like a square.

[lamentofking]

the world becomes shaped like a square but then the gravity is messed up, and we all float off of the earth into the sun and die.

I wish the rainbow had more colors on it.

[P.o.t.O]

When it reached the UV colors, we all get cancer and die.

I wish my pen worked.

[Soulreaper41392]

They are, but they are now so nice that it makes you sick and you barf all the time.

I wish I had my own game show called, "Lick That Table!"

[lamentofking]

you do but the game sucks.

I wish i had a can of apple juice.

[Minjo]

You find a can of apple juice but it's only a can, and it has no juice inside...

I wish someone famous came to the forums

[Yaridovich]

Michael Jackson, Osama Bin Laden, and George W. Bush become members of the forum. Most people then leave and then the forums are closed.

I wish that there were flying cop cars and flying vacuum cleaners that you can ride on.

[BlueBreegull]

There are. Then some drunkard hops on one and crashes into you, resulting in an explosion that maims you for life. You spend the rest of your existence in a lonely little hospital room being fed through a tube with no friends except the nurse, who is disgusted to look at your horrendous scars and defects.

I wish I wasn't so insane =(

[qwertybub3]

The way I make you sane is to use the Spring of Drowned Llama on you. So your now a sane "llama 1/2"

I wish to kick The Cheat.

[dmoss]

You kick The Cheat, but Strong Bad kicks you back. ...and it hurts really...Bad.

I wish I could fly...

[repobanjo]

You fly, right into an electric fence.

I wish that my whole iTunes library or 300-od songs could fit into one disc without overloading it.

[lamentofking]

They fit but since a normal cd doesn't hold 300 songs it won't play in any audio player and if you do try to play it, the hardware gets damaged.

I wish i had some cra cra on my side.

[MewChan]

Cra cra.....Um, your granted your 'cra cra', but no one has any clue what the hell a 'cra cra' is. O-o

I wish I could finally get my Keyboard.

[BKSonic1234]

You finally get your Keyboard, but when you open it, it's just a slab of cardboard with your house keys on it.

I wish Mushrooms that turned you bigger actually existed.

[qwertybub3]

You get a Keyboard thats like the one in Mr. Monk and the Computer (http://www.usanetwork.com/series/monk/webisodes/index.html).
I mean they do but you get too big and kill the RWP and Rare.

I wish the B-T USFs where done by now.

[Hollow Note]

You get your shrooms, but discover only too late that they only grow underground in sewers, in areas more akin to pubesant turtles, you get cancer and die a long drawn out horrible death.

I wish I could find the drivers for my Standard PCI Graphics Adapter...
(I hate only having 16 colors...)

[ChillyDark]

You get double that, but the colours are all rainbow and they are called colours.
I wish I was super happy.

[Heffy]

Granted. You become so disgustingly happy that everyone avoids you like the plague.

I wish I had a more comfortable bed.

[ChillyDark]

You have it for 2 minutes, then a guillotine is above your head, with a ReDead for a guard.
I wish I got straight A's (letter grade).

[Simion32]

You get Striaght A's, but everyone thinks your a geek and you have no freinds. I wish I could have my own website for free.

[repobanjo]

You do, but nobody wants to read it. It's a flop.

I wish I made $10 extra every month.

[Soulreaper41392]

You do. But since you never made any money in the first place, you now only make $10 per month.

I wish I had a comp in my room.

[repobanjo]

You do, but you have a really old com that takes up your whole room.

I wish I didn't have to do anything important today.

[Heffy]

You have it for 2 minutes, then a guillotine is above your head, with a ReDead for a guard.
......... You are so evil.

To repobanjo: Granted, but then your parents make you do annoying chores throughout the day.

I wish I was in a Mario game.

[Yaridovich]

Mario thinks you are Bowser and kills you, then stuffs you in a bowling bag and dumps it in a lava pit.

I wish for free toilets for all.

[Soulreaper41392]

The free toilets flush everyone down them and we all meet in a sewer and beat you up for making us have to live in a sewer.

I wish I could meet Bill Nye the Science guy.

[Yaridovich]

Bill Nye kills you for a science 'speriment.

I wish I wish.

[BlueBreegull]

You are now an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

I wish all of my stupid homework was done, at A+ quality.

[Yaridovich]

You get buried in a mountain of papers saying 'A+' on them and are crushed.

I wish this stoopid "database" problem stopped.

[BlueBreegull]

You get buried in a mountain of papers saying 'A+' on them and are crushed.

Of course! Because I wished for ALL of it do be done, counting all future assignments... how sly.

The database problems stop, because the entire RWP is deleted =o

I wish I had that Red Balls Long Reverend Coat!!! It's so stylish!

[Yaridovich]

You get strangled by it and die.

I wish Gobi the Camel killed Michael Jackson.

[MumboBumbo]

He does, but then gets killed by Chuck Norris.
I wish I was famous...

[pinkbull]

You become famous...A famous vriminal and get shot by the Police

I wish I didn't have sunburn on my back. Oh and some painkiller for my head ache

[Yaridovich]

The sunburn is now on your brain and the painkiller relieves you of your pain because you die of a drug overdose. (The painkiller was cocaine)

I wish that let there be cheese.

[Hollow Note]

There was cheese, but it turned out to be something horrible, like those individually wrapped cheeses that you sometimes buy. You suddenly realize the horror of your mistake and wish that we had good cheese back, but it was too late. You die a sandwich-free death.

I wish I could turn into an animal.

[Yaridovich]

You turn into a fly and are swatted to death with a flyswatter.

I wish that the world was flat.

[ChillyDark]

A kid (5 years old) grows bigger then the earth, and crushes it.
The kid is the only one that lives.
I wish there was no earthquakes, no fires, and no hurricanes in the world.
Along with floods.

[Yaridovich]

The world becomes incredibly boring, and everyone died of boredom. Just like the dinosaurs did.

I wish George W. Bush was beaten to death by a cow with a 2x4.

[Soulreaper41392]

He was, but the cow goes on a rampage and beats everyone to death with his 2x4. I told you cows would rule the world one day!

I wish I was best friends with Ness and he used his physic powers to help me with things.

[Hollow Note]

You get Ness angry and he goes all Carrie on you.

I wish I could read people's minds.

[BlueBreegull]

You learn from reading everyone around you that they all basically hate you and wish you were dead. And their disgusting secrets annoy you to Hell.

I wish I was a vampire.

[Magic]

You become a vampire when you are out at the park in broad day light so your skin melts off your bones into a puddle on the ground.

I wish I had three legs.

[Princess J]

You have three legs, but the third one is sticking out from your head.

I wish I had a bagel with lots of cream cheese.

[P.o.t.O]

There's so much creme cheese, you can't even pick up the bagel.

I wish I had more cheese.

[pinkbull]

You get more cheese but it's that crappy stuff that tastes like wax paper and a fat child forces you to eat it all.

I wish I had the ability to go onto the interweb and come out other peoples computers.

[Hollow Note]

I wish I was a vampire.
Yeah, but it wouldn't work out like you'd want. Your fangs would grow enormous and you'd be a big headed freak. (Ahhh... Love Squee...)

Pinkbull: You get your wish but come out in the home of someone who really really really likes his privacy, for reasons that would cause all your internal organs to split and your brain to gnaw its way out of your skull.

I wish I could eat oranges without getting all sticky.

[Firedark]

You don't get sticky, but your topics don't either.
I wish this contiued till 200065.

[Kazooie-Tooie]

By then we all die.

I want Banjo-Threeie! (PS. I have a, X-Box 360, and a DS.)

[Firedark]

You get it, but it is for PS3, and you have to pay like 1000 bucks just to play it.
I wish I couldn't die. (Try to corrupt that.)

[Kazooie-Tooie]

The wish last's 5 seconds, then you die.

I wish to be in Banjo and Kazooie's world.

[Hollow Note]

You stumble upon a glitch that erases your game and thus you from existance.

I wish I didn't have an addictive personality.

[BlueBreegull]

You have a horribly repulsive personality. All manner of life tries to escape from you wherever you go, making you feel rather lonely and depressed. You live the rest of your life alone, and you die alone, and your corpse isn't even decomposed by germs it is so alone.

I wish I was two weeks into the future.

[Hollow Note]

He comes and he starts wreaking havok on all the humanity for killing him the first time around.

I wish I had a purple Toupee.

[qwertybub3]

I give you a purple Toupee that eats and kills you.

I wish for 1001 blue eggs.

[Princess J]

1001 blue eggs all fall out of the sky and splatter all over you and everyone around you.

I wish I was not sunburned.

[BlueBreegull]

Rare, in a dramatic spurt of kindness-not-jerkiness, donates all of their money to the poor, leaving no more for themselves. They are unable to ever make games again. Later, you get hit by a car driven by one of the hobos that received some of Rare's gift and used to buy the vehicle.

I wish everyone on campus, excluding me, suddenly vanished from existence.

[Hollow Note]

They all dissapear and you realize that most of them were carrying your stuff off at the time that they vanished, invariably dropping and breaking all your stuff. You also realize that many of them owe you money that you'll never see again. On the upswing you are now the coolest guy on campus, on the downswing, you're also the coolest girl. (Vice versa if you are a girl.) You get hungry and want something to eat, but your food has been stolen and dropped and all the fast food places on campus have no one working at them anymore. You feel helplessly alone and turn to your "friends" on the internet who then tell you to drop dead and stop feeling bad about your problems.

I wish I were cuddly.