Grunty rhyme game... Second attempt.

[Sephirong]

Okay, let's have another go at this...

Someone posts an opinion or word, next person posts a rhyme(both parts of it, not ryming with the statement) baasd on that and a new subject.

EXAMPLE:

Person 1: Cheez-its taste good.

Person 2: Yes, to this I'll agree. That snack is absolutely heavenly!

Cats are cute.

Person 1: This creature you speak of is not what you think; cats aren't cute, I think they stink!

Velvet has a nice texture.


And so on and so forth. Let's see if it'll work, hmm?o-O


The SNES controller is designed very well.

[Theguyoverthere]

SNES controller, does it ring a bell? Because that SNES controller was designed very well!

Someone spiked the RWP punch.

[Heffy]

The punch has been spiked, oh how exciting! This can only lead to drunkards fighting!

*cough* That was rubbish. :|

Gruntilda's fat. (not sure if that's an opinion or fact XD)

[Kazooie-Tooie]

I'm not fat! you are really annoying! so stop toying!

Why Wii

[MumboBumbo]

Why the Wii, I say aloud? It just makes me un-proud!

I like pears.

[s.w.a.t]

I don't like pears, they attract bears!

Orange.

[Kazooie-Tooie]

Orange, Orange.

pineapple

[Kazooie-Tooie]

Let me see...

Please beat yourself to death with cheese, while I kill you with these here fleas!

No insults. i promise.
What does that have to do with pineapples?

[Yaridovich]

Sorry. Can i try again tommorrow? I didn't quite understand the rules.

Once again, sorry Kazooie-Tooie. But can someone help me out here tommorrow. I'm a bit confused.

[s.w.a.t]

A pineapple in the ass, makes a crabapple in the grass.

potatoe

[Yaridovich]

Potatoes can kill you, but tomatoes are far more due.

Skittle

[Yaridovich]

I'm considering deleting my 'cheese/fleas' post, should I? I messed up WAY BAD on that one.

[Sephirong]

I really like skittles, but they're so little!

Turtle

It's okay. I'm apparently bad at explaining. The first try died due to no one understanding it. Editing to make it clearer: I want it to live on perfectly.

[P.o.t.O]

Nothing like Turtle Soup; Good for the body and can feed a whole troupe!

Fresh-Baked Cookies!

[Theguyoverthere]

Fresh-baked cookies, is ther any other kind? THey are the best, if you have the right kind of mind!

Nintendo DS is the best (hey i already made a rhyme, this should be an easy one)

[repobanjo]

Nintendo DS is the best! It's truly does beat all the rest!

I hate oranges! (Oh yes, this increses my pleasure ever more).

[Theguyoverthere]

Oranges, they are o so gross, I think I hate that type of fruit the most!

Rubik's cube

[Princess J]

I could never solve a Rubik's cube; when it comes to them, I'm such a n00b.

Final exams

[Sephirong]

Final exams? I do pity if they make you giddy.

(REALLY bad, I know...)

Apples taste awesome.

[P.o.t.O]

Apples taste awesome, whether sauce or pie; You can trust me, I never lie.

George Washington.

[Sephirong]

George Washington is very neat; he founded a country! What a feat!

France.

[Kazooie-Tooie]

Ah France, It makes me want to prance!

[repobanjo]

I love nothing, it tastes good! I'm gonna make a word called, "flood"!

Elvis

[Hollow Note]

The King is not dead, as so many would think, why I saw him at the pub with a drink!

My left shoe. (It's lucky you know!)

[Gruntling]

Your left shoe isn't lucky, why it's you who's a little ducky!

a clock

[s.w.a.t]

I would like a clock, and
I can't go any farther. I'm sorry.

Three

[Princess J]

Three, it comes after one and two. But I can't count any higher, can you?

Lemonade

[Hollow Note]

You drink lemonade, why can't you see? It's not lemonade! It's really pee!

The number 42

[Sephirong]

It's the secret of the universe, can't you see? The number forty two is our destiny!

Bobble-heads

[Ice Lightning]

Bobble-heads, what's not to like.
They rock up up and down all day and night.
But then they stop moving and you become sad,
So move them again and it'll be just as mad.

Wii will win

[Tanjo]

Banjo the bear
What a stupid name
It makes me sick
Im going insane!

[Hollow Note]

Wii sounds dumb, yes, it's true, but it'll rock my world when it's new!

[Princess J]

I don't have a thing to rhyme about, so I think I'll just sit in the corner and pout.

Being short

[Magic]

I hate being so short (you could call it petite),
I hate being tread on by everyone's feet.

EDIT-Oops, sorry I kinda forgot to make a subject.

[Hollow Note]

The name is Grunty, and I do what I do, when life gives me lemons, I make beef stew!

[Sephirong]

Hollow Note, when you post a rhyme, you need to post something for the next person to make a rhyme about. Just an F-Y-I.

Soo...

Swimming pool

[Heffy]

I do enjoy swimming, but not in a pool, I prefer lounging about in swamp muck or drool!

Bed.

[ChillyDark]

Beds are fun, yes they are, although I'd rather sleep in a car.
Fire.

[actionwebgamer]

The name is Grunty, and I do what I do, when life gives me lemons, I make beef stew!
Andy Milonakis Show

Fire, fire, everywhere, so dazzling you can't help but stare!

[s.w.a.t]

I'm going to the Fire of the great Tire.

Dude.

[Hollow Note]

Hollow Note, when you post a rhyme, you need to post something for the next person to make a rhyme about. Just an F-Y-I.
Yah, I know, but the previous person didn't post anything, so I just made something up, waiting for someone to post another topic for rhyming. Anyother time it was an oversite.

Some people think, that my talking is crude, but what can I say? I'm just one sick dude.

Sunburn.

[actionwebgamer]

Sunburn, sunburn, on my neck, makes me feel like such a wreck!

Robots.

[Ozimul]

Robots are really fun to use,
Until they stomp on all your shoes!

Birds are fun.

[Sephirong]

What's that you say?
No, birds AREN'T fun, if I may.

Flying is fun.

[Ozimul]

If birds aren't fun, then neither is flying -
it always leads to someone dying.

Boulders

[Yiffgurl]

Boulders, large and colored gray, helped Banjo-Kaz to save the day!

Cereal

[DemyGod]

Some cereal boxes have prizes which they'll reveal, grab a spoon for the most important meal.
(Tried my best, sorry lol)

Monsters

[Ozimul]

In the mansion, monsters abound,
Those who go in are never found!
(Wow, that was bad. XD)

Spears

[goron0000]

Brittany, Brittany, Brittany Spears, I've hated you for eighty years.


toothpaste

[Sephirong]

Ack! Not toothpaste, my teeth are fine.
Junk food and such is rather divine.

Wow, that was bad. XD

monkeywrench

[Ozimul]

Throw a monkey wrench into the works,
That'll give the machine quirks!

Shiny

[DemyGod]

I find some nice, gold and shiny.
Not a jiggie, some ultimate tp for my hiney.

WOA! That was horrible, lemme try again. Hmm.

Something shiny is sacred, you can try to find.
But beware of the shine, it might blind your eyes.
Thats better.

Next Topic: Bad rhymes.

[Skill]

Rhymes arn't easy to make, most SnS theroy's are fake.
(Oh that needed much more work)

Cars

[XvMystarEgovX]

Cars are driven on the road, slam on your brakes - I see a toad!

[XvMystarEgovX]

Next topic - Sponge Bob =x

[pinkbull]

Spongebob has such a terrible putt
I think I'll shove him up your butt

Double posting

[Crystal_bear]

Double posting sure does suck, if yuo do such a thing.. I'll throw you in the muck.

Speaking of muck, slime.

[XvMystarEgovX]

Banjo and Kazooie were eating limes, When out from the sky came an outpour of slime.

Next topic- Wet t-shirt (lol)

[Crystal_bear]

I fell into a puddle and gotten my T-shirt wet, I think it's Banjo who did this I bet.

Beach rubber balls.

[Ozimul]

With a beach ball it's fun to play
But you can do that - I'm going away!

Revenge

[Sephirong]

Ooh, how I despise that bird and bear!
I shall have my revenge, this I swear!

That... was actually pretty good...

Papar Mario

[Dricenticore]

Paper mario was so boring,
It messes up my rhyming ability.

Sorry... I couldnt resist doing that(again). Lets try again.

Paper mario was so boring,
After twenty minutes I was snoring!

Flibbits_attack

[RedBanjo]

And when your snoring reached the people's ears,
it made everyone shed tears!

[DementedSun]

Flibbits attack, oh my oh dear!
I guess im going to get a beer!
(Horrible I know^_^ )

Cheese cake

[Princess J]

Cheesecake is the sweetest of sweet,
When it comes to dessert, it's hard to beat.

Pencils.

[P.o.t.O]

This pencil is sharp, I will not lie.
Annoy me, I'll stab it in your eye.

Roman and Greek Mythology

[pinkbull]

Roman and Greek mythology is such a long,
I can't think of a rhyme

Sorry :)

Roman and Greek education is fallin'
I think it's because it was invented by Joseph Stain!

emo's

[Sephirong]

Paper mario was so boring,
It messes up my rhyming ability.

Sorry... I couldnt resist doing that(again). Lets try again.

Paper mario was so boring,
After twenty minutes I was snoring!

Flibbits_attack
To say such a thing is similar to walking up to god and saying a stream of cuss words. *grind teeth*

I'm not even sure what emo's are,
Sorry, chump, that's going too far.

Sword's 'n' Sorcery

[Dricenticore]

OOT: I know an emo. Hes wierd. And his girlfriend is like 80% emo.

On topic: Its fun to kill dragons with swords and magic, Bah! I give up this subject is tragic!

Garbage Bags

[Shadow Angel]

It's depressing that, with these garbage bags,
I cannot stuff in those three hags!

(I couldn't think of anything else... xD But I'd take Gruntilda and make her teach me how to rhyme better.)

The Number Two

[Sephirong]

The number two, it's so depressing.
It really never leaves you guessing.
Two plus two is always four,
as is two times two, what a bore!

red hair

[P.o.t.O]

Random letter make me sick
And you broke teh rules, so I hit you with teh stick!

:)

The Rolling Stones!

[Yiffgurl]

The Rolling Stones are getting up there in age
Their very next concert they could die on stage!

Yoshi

[nozzle]

i once ssaw a yoshi try and eat itself
so i videoed it and gained lots of wealth

rump

[slaphappy]

J. Lo's got a famous rump,
but for me it's way too plump

Circus Peanuts

[edit - oops typed Jo Lo instead of J. Lo]

[P_L]

Circus peanuts taste so bad,
they're the worst I've ever had!

(I've never tried circus peanuts before. :p )

Baseball

[lamentofking]

Basebal is not so tidy and neat.
However the game is freakin sweet!

Barney

[P_L]

Barney's a boring old dinosaur,
That show needs lots more blood and gore!

Traffic lights

[Donkey Kong]

Traffic lights ensure our safety
But red, yellow, green? Dude, why not navy?

(I think that rhymed)

Diarrhea

[lamentofking]

Diarrhea is not very fine,
but i blew up the toilet at half-past nine.

Theory of a Deadman

[slaphappy]

near midnight, no stay, the theory of a deadman
no sorrow, remorse, defiance, his last plan

Thunder

[Donkey Kong]

I hope you mean as in "Nature" thunder, not a book or anything.

Thunder, the calling card of lightning.
I personally find both frightening.

Dr. Pepper

[lamentofking]

Dr.Pepper is fine to drink,
but its carbonate goodness gives you more gas then you think!

Chaos Control

[Donkey Kong]

LMAO

Chaos control is Shadow's ultimate skill
But, for goodness sakes, it doesn't even kill!


Cotton Eye Joe

[lamentofking]

Cotton Eye Joe is really cool,
but he is a nitwit in school!

Chaos Spear

[Donkey Kong]

Chaos Spear is quite an attack,
So make damn sure to watch your back!



Heavy Metal

[slaphappy]

Mercury will make you sick
That heavy metal sure kills quick

String Bikini

[Shyeah-I]

String Bikini's are worn in the summer
But it's almost over, what a bummer!

next topic- The Wiggles (I have no clue why i chose this.... just couldn't think of anything. If you donnot know who they are, they're a group of 4 or 5 men who sing in a childrens group and have a show on Disney)

[Donkey Kong]

Ah, The Wiggles come on everday
God, I wish they'd go away


Pimp My Ride

[Shyeah-I]

Since no one else has answered this...

My car is crap, my engine is fried,
only one solution, Pimp My Ride!!!

Um... Clerks 2, or if you haven't seen it/don't want to do that...
Nintedndo DS

[Donkey Kong]

Haven't seen Clerks 2...But I'll try it. I'll try both!

Never saw the movie, but I heard it does the job.
As would any movie starring Jay and Silent Bob!

Hell with the PSP and it's single screen.
Clocking in with 2 of them, the DS is king!


Luigi's Mansion

[Avarice]

A ghostly ghoul, you will hear.
With a vacuum, have no fear.

Next... Grey Jinjo.

[Donkey Kong]

Grey Jinjo is the master of Lingo Plus
He can beat everyone of us!



Having Horrible Gas

[TzTok-Jad]

Horrible gas, so hard to pass,
perhaps oneday you'll grow a ass?

next one..

gruntilda teh witch

[Donkey Kong]

Gruntilda, this topic is all thanks to you
Never caught the bird bear though...maybe you should've learned kung fu?


Getting seen while airguitaring

[TzTok-Jad]

airguitaring, a word in its own, getting seen whilst doing it, that person realy gets shown!!

TzTok-Jad :D

[Donkey Kong]

TzTok-Jad is a very unusual name
It reminds me of Tak & The Power of Juju game!

Never did play that game...


NEXT TOPIC:
Running out of Toilet Paper before you wipe while having diarrhea at your girlfriend's house when her parents are home.

TRY THAT!

[TzTok-Jad]

You have to do, its gonna flow out,
nothin to clense yer bottom on your first night out!

yoiur babe is in bed, you are stuck on the jon,
she is lying there naked yelling "come on! come on!!"

ownt mmk? :D

how about this one!

you have to vomit whilst on a long walk, about 3 miles away from anyqhere useful. you decide to vomit over a dead tree, but the wind blows the falling vomit onto your pants!!

[Donkey Kong]

First of all, remember that in the scenerio I provided, her PARENTS are home.

You have vomit on your pants, you seem quite worried
But you decide not to let it bother you because you are hurried



NEXT TOPIC:

Spongebob Squarepants

[TzTok-Jad]

didnt see that about her parents. oh well im not making another. live with it =p

Sponbebob is a square, Patrick is a blob
but squidward he sure needs some hair!!


now, a REAL challange!! hahaha hehehe!! make a ryme out of this for me!!

http://rarewitchproject.com/forums/showthread.php?p=99157#post99157

and if you dont want to attempt the feat, here is another its name: CORNED BEEF!

[steve1292]

you say http://rarewitchproject.com/forums/s...9157#post9915seven, i say http://rarewitchproject.com/forums/s...9157#post9915eleven. haha. lol that was pathetic... i'll do one for corned beef to redeem myself...

mmmmmmmm.... corned beef is soooooo yummy, if i wasnt all bones it would stay in my tummy!

coca-cola (i was drinking one... its all i could think of lol)

[TzTok-Jad]

bottles is drinking a coca-cola so kazooie says holla-mola!

rareware

[KrazyKaz]

Grunty: "I curse those folks at Rareware, for creating that darned bird and bear."

Next one: Toenail Clipping :D

[TzTok-Jad]

toenail clipping, it is so hipping, gonna give KeazyKaz a good whuping!

ok.. um.. ... ... ....

i got it its um... ... .... ...... THINGSIES!

[Hollow Note]

I like to eat lots of buffallo wingsies. But they're not made from buffallo, they're made from thingsies.

Gollum

[TzTok-Jad]

gollum gollum i hit you with a brick!
fallin fallin down in the creek!

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