Banjo Kazooie: The secret of Stop N Swop.

[ChillyDark]

This is an RP, based on Banjo and Kazooie unveiling SNS.
You can join the RP, as anybody you want.
Post here if you will join, the RP.
I give you the link. (http://z3.invisionfree.com/Hailfire_Peaks/index.php?showtopic=14&st=0&#last)
Edit: Never mind, I will post it here and you can be in it if you want.
Ordinary day at Spiral Mountain:
Banjo: Kazooie, wake up!
Kazooie: Huh, what?
(Terry's wife flies down, to greet them.)
Jerry (Terry's Wife): Hello, Banjo and Kazooie. I'm Jerry, Terry's Wife.
Kazooie: Oh, you mean bird boy?
Banjo: KAZOOIE! Be nice.
Jerry: I have come to tell you about Captin Blackeye.
Banjo: Why? What has happened.
Jerry: I'm afraid he has taken my babies, because he wants the treasures.
Kazooie: What treasures?
Jerry: The SNS eggs, and Ice Key.
Banjo: What? They are THAT valuble.
Jerry: Blackeye took my babies, because he needed someone from the TerrydactyLand Royal Family, to get the treasures.
Banjo: We'll save them.
Jerry: Very well, I am counting on you.
(Jerry flies away, back to Terrydactyland.)
Banjo: C'mon Kazooie, let's get back Terry's Kids.

[dmoss]

Banjo and Kazooie left their home in Spiral Mountain, and headed out for Terrydactyland, which led them through the Jinjo Village. Some of the Jinjo Families are outside enjoying the weather, BBQ'ing and such. Getting caught-up in the harmony of the Village, Banjo stands in awe for several minutes, making Kazooie rather aggravated.

Kazooie: Banjo! We've got to get a move on! Terry & Jerry's kiddos will be needing our help!

Banjo is quickly shaken back to reality...

Banjo: Well, Kazooie...I didn't know you cared so much for those little fellas!

Kazooie: I don't! It's 2-Dubloon Ginger Beer night at Jolly's and I figure if we hurry...

Banjo: KAZOOIE!

Kazooie: Alright, alright...let's just get going so we can get this over with...I'm tired of these dumb adventures!

Banjo and Kazooie continue on their way through the Village. Once they reach Bottles' House, they knock on the door, so they can use the secret passage through the back of his house...but no one comes to the door...? Deciding that they'll come back to investigate later, they backtrack towards the Silo near the Village Entrance.

Kazooie: Banjo, I get cramped in these stupid things!

Banjo: Can you stop thinking about yourself for one second? I weigh 300 freakin' pounds, and you're complaining about getting a little bit cramped inside these Silos...

Kazooie: Point taken. Let's go.

The two jump inside the Silo, and are warped to the Plateau, where they find the entrance to Jolly Roger's Lagoon. They start toward the door, but a voice from behind stops them...

???: Not so fast...

Banjo turns to see no one, but the voice continues...

???: Don't you think we should discuss some things before you go through that door?

Banjo: Where are you? Who are you?

???: Oh, you'll know soon enough...

To be continued...

-dmoss, :banjo

[ChillyDark]

???: Don't you know who I am?
Banjo: Well, no.
???: My name is Dmoss.
Kazooie: Dmoss, that is the dumbest name ever.
Banjo: Kazooie!
Banjo punches Kazooie.
Kazooie: :-/
Banjo: Dmoss, what can you tell us about Captin Blackeye?
Dmoss: He's a pirate, that likes SNS items.
Kazooie: That is it? That isn't helpful at all.
Banjo: Shut up, Kazooie.
Dmoss: No, It's ok. I'll just be off, maybe we will see each other again.
(At JRL):
Jolly: A pirate named Blackeye is attacking us from sea, please help.
Kazooie: It'll cost ya.
Jolly: What? I'll give you anything.
Kazooie: All your Ginger Beer for free.
Banjo: Kazooie, your being rude. Let's go Kazooie.
(On Blackeye's ship.)
Banjo: Um, hello Captin Blackeye.
Blackeye: Arr, ye come to steal me treasure, eh?
Kazooie: Well, yes.
Blackeye: Then go walk the plank.
(Blackeye places them in a cannon and they are lanched to Terrydactyland).

[Kazooie-Tooie]

Terrydactyland

Banjo: Ugh...
*******:Oh good, 'es here.
Banjo: Who are you?
*******: I'm Dazooie, and i've got one-o them eggs you're looking fer... the Pink one.
Banjo: Can we have it?
Dazooie: Yeah! but you have to get me to, Click Clock Woods.
Banjo: Sure!

[ChillyDark]

At CCL
Dazooie: Thanks, you can have the egg now.
(You got the Pink Egg).
Banjo: Aren't you going on?
Dazooie: No, I changed my mind, I'm joining your party.
(Kazooie has hearts in her eyes).
Banjo: Ok, you can.
(Dazooie joined your party).
Banjo: Kazooie? Are you ok.
Kazooie: Um (blushing), yeah I'm fine.
Banjo: Then, let's get on with our quest.
Dazooie: There is a sign over there, shall we read it?
Banjo: Sure, let's see...
Hello, Banjo. If you are reading this, then you must have seen a sign here in Click Clock Wood. My name isn't important now, just go to Hailfire Peaks.
Signed. CD.
Banjo: CD, who's that Dazooie?
Dazooie: I don't know.
Kazooie: Let's just go to Hailfire Peaks.
Banjo: Very well.
At Hailfire Peaks
Banjo: Where's CD?
Dmoss: Hello Banjo, we meet again.
Kazooie: Dmoss, don't sneak up on us like that.
Dmoss: Who is that?
Dazooie: I'm Dazooie, you must be Dmoss.
Dmoss: I am, but there is know time for formal introductions. We are being attacked.
Banjo: Chilly Willy! He's going to kill us.
(Chilly gets closer and he appears to be black with icy spike on his back).
Chilly Willy: Hello Banjo, I'm now known as ChillyDark, and I'm not going to kill you. I just wish to talk.
Banjo: What do you wish to talk about, ChillyDark.
ChillyDark: I want to tell you some important information, about the eggs and Ice Key.
Banjo: Tell us then.
ChillyDark: I have two, right here.
(ChillyDark shows them the Cyan Egg, and the Ice Key).
Banjo: You have them.
Chillydark: Yes, I do. I want you to have them.
Dazooie: Really, your giving them up?
ChillyDark: Yes, but I have one simple request from you.
Banjo: What is it, Chilly?
ChillyDark: I'm joining you.
Dazooie: Ok, Banjo is that all right with you?
Banjo: Go ahead, we need all the help we can get.
(ChillyDark joined your party)
Dmoss: I will join you too.
Banjo: Very well, but why?
Dmoss: I have the Red Egg.
Banjo: You can join, I guess.
(Dmoss joined your party)
Banjo: Let's go get help from Terry, and Jerry.
(They head back to TerryDactyLand.

[Kazooie-Tooie]

*********: Stop!
Banjo: Wha!?! Whos there!?!
*********: It is me Gruntilda the witch!
Dazooie: You! You're the one who kill'd my Mom and Dad!
Banjo: She did!?!
Dazooie: No, This RP just needed some drama.
Gruntilda: Uhhh... where was i again?
Banjo: You were going to give that Green Egg.
Gruntilda: Oh yeah, Here you go. *Gives Banjo the Green Egg*
*You got the Green Egg!*

[dmoss]

{This has been really anti-climax-ee...}

-dmoss, :banjo

[ChillyDark]

Jerry: Banjo, Kazooie, you made it.
Terry: Who are they?
Dazooie: We are, their friends.
Jerry: It's nice to know, you have friends to count on.
Terry: Yes, we have the Blue Egg.
ChillyDark: Ok, can we have it.
Terry: Sure, just hold on a sec.
(Terry whistles, and Jerry lays an egg.)
Kazooie: Ew, it was in your system the whole time?
Jerry: Yes, it was. But look out, guys!
(Blackeye is right behind them.)
Blackeye: I'll be takin those thar items.
Dazooie: Not if we can help it.
Terry: I got a plan. Jerry let's do this.
(Terry and Jerry go behind a rock and start to inflate big SNS Egg and Key ballons.)
Jerry (muffled voice, because she is inflating a ballon): Are you sure this will work?
Terry (muffled voice, because he too is inflating a balloon) : Positive.
(Dazooie, ChillyDark, Dmoss, and Banjo are fighting Blackeye, and his minions, Kazooie goes behind the rock.)
Kazooie: Can I help.
(Terry finishes inflating a balloon, and starts to inflate another.): Go ahead, we could use the help, inflating these ballons.
Jerry: (whispering) We are going to trick Blackeye with these balloons.
Kazooie: Ok, I'll do my best. (She starts inflating a Pink Egg balloon).
(After awile, Kazooie, Terry, and Jerry are still inflating Balloons. Dmoss, ChillyDark, Dazooie, and Banjo have lost all but the Blue Egg.)
Banjo: What are you guys doing with the balloons?
Terry: We are tricking Blackeye, with them. (He contiues to inflate a Balloon)
Dazooie: Let us know when your done inflating, we have to get back those items.
Jerry (muffled voice): Ok, we will.
(Dmoss, Dazooie, ChillyDark, and Banjo, are sitting down, waiting for Jerry, her mate, and Kazooie, to finish inflatinfg the balloons.)
Kazooie: We are done, we can move on.
Banjo: Let's take these balloons, and trick Blackeye.
Jerry: I'm bringing food, and more balloons just in case, they pop.
Terry: We are joining you, on your quest, but we have to stop, at FF to see a friend of mine.
(Jerry and Terry, joined your party).
Fungus Forest:
DK: Diddy, we need 2 more gold bannas in this level, read the guide.
Diddy: This one is DK Band, have everyone come out onto the pads and play their instruments.
Tiny: Right then, c'mon guys.
(They all play their instruments on the music pads, and then get a golden Bannana.)
Diddy: We got it, let's go.
(Banjo, Kazooie and friends are falling from the sky, and land on the Kongs.)
Banjo: Hello, Diddy. How are you?
Diddy: Ow, get off my back and I'll tell you.
(Banjo, Kazooie, and Terry tell Diddy what has been happening.)
Diddy: I see, so you are going to see Dogadon, in the forest center.
Terry: Yes, he's a friend of mine, can you take us to him.
Diddy: Sure, he's been good since we beat him.
(At Dogadon)
Dogadon: Ok, I see.
Banjo: We need help on getting back to JRL.
Dogadon: I'm on it.
(At cliff Top, Dogadon, destroys the rock that blocked the entrance to JRL.)
Dogadon: All right, I'm done. Call me if you need any help.
Kazooie: Let's go get this over with.
(Dazooie, Kazooie, Terry, and Jerry, view the area in the air to secure it.)
Dazooie: It's secure, come on in guys.
(To be contiued at Jolly Rogers Lagoon, plot twisters ahead, next poster continues the story, like before.)
Edit: Since this is pretty much dying, I wish for this to be locked, not deleted, but it will be continued on my board.