Banjo Kazooie 360 - The Walkthrough

[actionwebgamer]

In the year 2010, Rare has finally released Banjo 360, the latest game in the Banjo-Kazooie series (not including BKVB, the non-released BK game for the Nintendo Virtual Boy II, which turned out to be the biggest flop ever). Banjo fans cheer with joy. But who will be the first to win?

You, of course. You are the biggest Rare fan ever (or so you think), and having pre-ordered the game way back in the ancient times of 2006, you are quick to recieve and finish the game. "Whew." you say after spending 73 painful yet orgasmically enjoyable hours playing BK360, "That was the hardest Rare game yet." You quickly realize that Banjo fans everywhere will be attempting and failing this game, and with no walkthroughs available on the internet, they will actually have to use effort to finish it. You will not stand for this! You must write the first BK360 walkthrough to ensure that all players can easily win the game.

Of course, the person writing this "walkthrough" will be you, the posters, and it is your job to make up this game as you go along. The length of each post can be as short as 1 sentence or as long as a page. How many levels will there be? What are the playable characters? Will Stop N' Swap be included? This is all up to you.

Also obvious, there must be at least a few rules to keep the peace.

1. No crap. This topic, although made to be fun, is not a "neverending cheat" topic, and thus should include nothing like "jam your game into an N64 console" or "Earthworm Jim appears and says 'TUPPLEWARECONTAINER', which you must enter into the sandcastle, etc.'...

2. Try to use correct grammar and spelling. Please.

3. Continuity is essential. At the end of the game (if it ever gets that far), no plotholes should be left open. Ex.:
Poster: Wumba says "I make big heap switch appear, go press it". Then a big switch appears in East Cavern.
If something like this occurs, at least one poster must have the switch do something in some way.

This is all I can think of for now. Start the posting! But first, I'll begin...

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Begin by putting Banjo 360 into your XBox 360. Press the "On" button. The B360 start-up video should begin. This includes a blank white screen with an XBox 360 on it. Banjo will walk up to it, scratch his head, then bill drill it, causing it to explode. The explosion leaves the words "XBox 360" upon the screen. Banjo walks up to it, pulls out a red marker, scribbles out the word "XBox" and writes "Banjo", then says "Guh-huh!" This then fades away and...

[dmoss]

...the File Selection Screen pops-up to show that there are 3 possible Files to choose from. There is also a small XBOX-360 in the corner with 4 controllers plugged-into it, allowing for 4-Player Mode. A small waste basket sits beside the table, which holds the File choices and XBOX-360. You select "File #1"; the Story opens, and the player beholds...

[MumboBumbo]

An intro showing Banjo destroying Grunty in Spiral Mountain, BUT, a new ememy appears and steals all of Banjo's Jiggys! So now your in Spiral Mountain, being repared by a bunch of Spiral Mountain's residents. Bottles will pop up out of the molehill by the logs and say...

[actionwebgamer]

(BTW, the new enemy is a mummy, seeing as it wasn't specified)

"So you say it was a mummy that stole your jiggies, right, Banjo?"
Kazooie says "That's what he said, Goggle Boy."
Bottles replies with "I knew a guy once... He spoke of many things about his travels. Most of it was garbage, but I think he knows something of importance to you. Follow this map and you will find him." He hands you a map. "Thanks Bottles!" says Banjo, and the jiggy iris closes in. In the next scene, Banjo walks towards a waterfall, and the bottom of the screen reads "Helica Falls". Banjo walks to a house, opens the door, and inside is...

[Heffy]

...Gobi.

"Um, what are you doing here, Gobi?" Banjo asked.

"The 'lava world' sucked. So I got myself a house." The camel replied.

"Yeah that's nice now give us a Jiggy or something." Kazooie impatiently said.

"Okay, fine. I found this on the mummy's trail, he must have dropped it." Gobi said, and gave Banjo and Kazooie a Jiggy. "... Now get outta my house."

"No." Kazooie replied.

Gobi shot laser beams from his eyes, just barely missing Banjo and Kazooie. "Yes."

"Sounds good." Banjo quickly said and ran out of the house...

[actionwebgamer]

...and is hit by a laser, knocking him into the river. "What was that?" shouts Banjo. The screen pans up to show Captain Blubber in a high-tech warship, who says "Gimme back my treasure, ye landlubbers!" This ends the cutscene, and you are back in action. You should have re-learned your moves in Spiral Mountain, so pick up some grenade eggs around the river (no more nests). Blubber has 15 health, so go into Egg Aim and shoot him 5 times (3 damage each hit) while avoiding his lasers. After his health is gone, his ship will crash on the ground, and he will say...

[MumboBumbo]

"Uhhg, I must of been controled by that land-luber Sirus!"
Banjo will say "Sirus? Who's Sirus?"
Blubber will reply "Argh, he's a mummy. He told me to get his Jiggy back..."
"A MUMMY? Sorry, lard-tub, but we need to go!" Kazooie will say.
"Wait!" Blubber will yell, "Take this robot arm! With it, you can throw ememys!"
Then it will show a cutsceen of Banjo puting on the arm.
Now, you must...

[actionwebgamer]

...go back into Gobi's house and talk to him. Kazooie says, "Listen, Beardy, we want to know about Sirus!" "Who?" replies Gobi. "Don't be smart with us, Bottles told us you knew about him!" Banjo proceeds to walk about the room. "Oh no, I don't think so..." continues Gobi. Banjo looks at some tubes in the room which contain some enemies from BK and BT, a Jinjo, and Tooty. "Hey Gobi, what are these... uh... tubes?" says Banjo. "Those are nothing." says Gobi as he pulls out a remote with one comically large button and presses it, which seals over all doors and windows with metal. "Hey, I saw that! What did that button do?" says Kazooie. "Oh, nothing - just sealed all doors and windows thus preventing your escape" replies Gobi. "That's fine... Wait a second, what?" says Kazooie. "Oh no, now Gobi's evil too!" says Banjo, "It looks like we're in for another fight!" "Not today, Banjo." says Gobi, "I've got something else in store for you..." He pulls out another remote with a large button and presses it, opening the ceiling, from which a giant laser beam comes out. "Uh oh, Kazooie, this doesn't look good!" says Banjo, as the laser glows and makes noise. "This is for all those nasty bruises you left on my back!" says Gobi. The laser fires a beam at Banjo and Kazooie, lighting the screen. When the light fades, BK are completely grey, and frozen stiff. The bottom of the screen reads "10 years later". Gobi is no longer there, but the rest looks exactly the same. Into the house walks Mumbo, Jamjars, Blackeye, and a rabbit (anthropomorphic, of course). Jamjars takes out a blue sphere and throws it at BK, melting in to them and turning them blue. They vary between blue and red until they return to their normal states. Banjo says...

[MumboBumbo]

"Uhhg, w...w-where am I?"
Jamjars will say "You in Sirus mountain, punk!"
"Wait a second.. SIRUS MOUNTAIN? Banjo, somethings wrong here!" Kazoooie says.
"Banjo? Who the HECK is Banjo?" will ask the bunny.
"B-B-B-Banjo, What happened to them? It's-s-s like they've been B-B-B-BRAINWASHED!" Kazooie will panic.
"What are you talking about?" the bunny will ask.
"Sorry to ask, but can you show us where some Jiggys are?" Banjo will ask.
"10 Jigsaws over there on top of Mountain. Let Mumbo open up gate for Bear."
Mumbo will then open up the gate of a house on top of Sirus mountain.
A sign will also appear over it saying "Sirus Seashores."
Now enter it and you'll now be on a seashore (Duh) with a tube that has Tooty as a teen in it. It'll show a sign that says you need 2 Gobi keys to open the tube and activate Tooty pads....

[actionwebgamer]

"Woah, woah, woah!" says Kazooie. "I'm not going into any worlds until I get some answers! What is this about Sirus mountain? And who's this rabbit guy?" "My name's Bara." says the rabbit. "Bara? What kind of name is that?" barks Kazooie. "Well, my last name is Tone." replies Bara. "Oh." says Kazooie, "I guess that makes sense. But who are you? Why are you here if you don't know who we are?" "Look, I'm just here because I was told to come here. I'm a new recruit, so the Alliance won't tell me anything yet." "Alliance? What's that?" says Banjo. Jamjars replies, "The Alliance are a group formed to put an end to Sirus' reign. After you were frozen, Sirus took over the Isle O' Hags and all the surrounding areas. If we don't stop him soon, he'll have the whole world!" "Gosh, that sounds bad!" says Banjo. "It is, and that's why we came here to release you. With your help, we'll be able to bring down Sirus once and for all!" says Jamjars. "Oh, great, another adventure. Woop-de-doo, jump for joy." mutters Kazooie sarcastically. "Arr, ye won't be jumpin' none if Sirus gets a hold o' ya." says Blackeye, "that's why ye gotta train!" "Okay, training sounds great!" shouts Banjo, and Kazooie shakes her head in sorrow. "I'm afraid it's a little late for that." echoes a voice. "Mumbo not like the sound of that." says Mumbo. Then...

[MumboBumbo]

Sirus comes down in a giant suit of robot armor. Then a boss battle starts.
BOSS: Sirus (1)
Health bit 1: Use the "Air Beak" attack on him when he lands. Before he lands, he shoots out lazers, so watch out!
Health bit 5: Sirus will now put on a sheild, so now you can't attack him, so you must purposly lose. After that, Sirus will fly away and it'll show a cutscene of Banjo falling down. He'll get back up, and BaraTone will say "...Maybe we should teach him how to use that robot arm..."
Now...

[actionwebgamer]

...you receive robo-arm training. However, it is sadly cut short when you are attacked by PIRATES! "Oh, great, another boss battle!" says Kazooie. "We'll have to show these pirates who's boss!" says Banjo. The bottom of the screen then reads "5 minutes later..." Banjo and Kazooie are in a cell. "Oh, Kazooie, I can't believe we lost to the pirates. We should have gotten more training." says Banjo. "Tell me about it." replies Kazooie. "Where do you think we are?" utters Banjo. "Probably Sirus Seashore." replies Kazooie. "That's where pirates live, right?" "I guess so." says Banjo. "But how are we gonna get out of here?" There are grenade eggs on a shelf in the cell, so just shoot the door to escape. Then you must...

Hey, why are we the only ones replying? Has the imagination well run dry? [/analogy]

[MumboBumbo]

Wait, Tooty cage hasn't been opened. And read the first rule.
1. No crap. This topic, although made to be fun, is not a "neverending cheat" topic, and thus should include nothing like "jam your game into an N64 console" or "Earthworm Jim appears and says 'TUPPLEWARECONTAINER', which you must enter into the sandcastle, etc.'...

[actionwebgamer]

Okay, I admit that was a little crap. I'll do a rewrite.

...you are taught how to use the robot arm. After that, Jamjars will say "The Alliance needs us back at Spiral Mountain. You need to go into Sirus Seashore and find some Jiggies. Can you handle that?" "You bet!" replies Banjo. The four will leave and you are free to walk around. There is a gate around the area and a silo on the ground. Activate the silo and go into Sirus Seashore. Then you must...

[MumboBumbo]

Collect the Jiggys, of course.
JIGGY LOCATIONS:
#1: On top of a rock you need to fly up to.
#2: Under a giant crab. Use the robo-arm.
#3: In a gift shop, need Tooty to get.
#4: On a pirate ship, need Tooty to get.
#5: Collect all Silver Notes.
#6: Inside the battle area.*
#7: Inside Jinjo base.*
#8: Get 50 gold notes.
#9: In hula compotision, need Tooty to get.
#10: Collect all other Jiggys and got to spot #1.
GOBI KEYS:
#1: In the Battle feild*
#2: Collect all Gold notes
#3: Under a grey rock.
BATTLE FEILD EVENT AND UNLOCKING JINJIO:
Go into the Battle feild. A cutscene should show a bunch of muscular Jinjos coming down. Now you must battle them. After that, one will drop a Gobi key and a Jiggy. Use the Gobi key to open a tube with a Jinjo in it. After that a conversation will go on.
"W-w-where am I?" will ask the Jinjo.
A muscular Jinjo will come in though the other room.
"Your in the battle feild/Jinjo base, private!" The muscular Jinjo will say.
"W-w-ah-?" the other Jinjo will say.
"Oh, and start laying off those chips, we need to be fit if we want to destroy Sirus!" will say the musular Jinjo as he pulls the Jinjo into the other room.
Now walk into the other room and you'll see a bunch of techo gagets...

[actionwebgamer]

Um... Uh... Well... Do you really think you should write all the jiggy locations without, y'know, giving any description or detail whatsoever? I mean, the levels are the biggest part of the BK games... Should they really just be summed in one post each? And what's this about a battle field?

[MumboBumbo]

I edited the thing. And yes, because I'm kinda lazy and that took along time to write.

[actionwebgamer]

I understand that it took a long time, but that's not the point... The point is that you weren't supposed to cram a whole level into one post. And what did you edit? It looks exactly the same to me.

[MumboBumbo]

Look, the whole level isn't done yet. You can still end it and tell how to get the 9th Jiggy.

[Heffy]

Um, moving on...

You have a choice of three gadgets to choose from: a laser sword, a mechanical grappling hook, or a jetpack. You choose the jetpack, and move on...

(sorry for the short postage, not feeling up to a big post XD; )

[MumboBumbo]

Now you go back to Sirus mountain. Talk to Bara, and he'll say "If you want more Jiggys, head over to Jinjo's Base.
Then the door will open to Banjo's house (That is now much more hi-tech) and a sign above it will say "Jinjo H.Q."
Enter it, and you'll be in a hi-tech base, where a bunch of muscular Jinjos are staring at the un-buff Jinjo.
"Hello bear! I'm General Jinjy, what are you here for?" will say one of the Jinjos.
"I'm here to get some Jiggys and help my friend here." Banjo will anwser.
"Well, if you want him, keep him! He has no use for us."
All Jinjo pads will now activate.
"And if you want Jiggys, maybe you'd like to go on a mission."
"A mission?" Banjo will ask.
"Yep. Sirus has summoned up his mummy minions to attack the globe. And he's starting with the Ho-bo Desert." will reply Jinjy.
"We'll help!" Kazooie will say.
Now, your in the Ho-bo Desert. You have a gun, and to get the Jiggy you need to shoot down all of them...