View Full Version : Drinking Song!
4th June 2006, 06:34 AM
When one's drunk too much RWPunch, one is liable to do some pretty crazy things. Many times, one drunk member will round up a whole bunch of others for a round of good ol' drinking songs. We, being the drunkards that we are, should do some songs of our own! Here be the rules:
The first person posts a topic. Then the next person posts the first line of a song about that topic. Other people post more lines to the song until there are 8 lines. The 2nd and 4th lines must rhyme, as must the 6th and 8th. It is optional if odd lines rhyme, but it's a bonus if they do. The last person posts a new topic. The goal is to come up with some hilarious crap.
FIRST POST: Topic - milking cows.
SECOND POST: I wake up early in the morn
THIRD POST: And have some Malto Meal
FOURTH POST: And then I head out to the barn
FIFTH POST: To give the cows a feel
SIXTH POST: I milk them at the crack of dawn
SEVENTH POST: I milk them as I please
EIGHTH POST: I milk them cause I like to do
NINTH POST: That's how you get your cheese.
New Topic - Eating Butter.
Also, if two people reply to the same post, thus making two topics, the new topic will be a combination of both topics. For example, if the two topics were Star Wars and Full Metal Alchemist, the new topic would be Star Wars AND Full Metal Alchemist! OH SNAP!!!!
New Topic - Donkey Kong.
4th June 2006, 06:50 PM
Once there was a burly ape
(Haha, this should be fun. Did you get this from Whose Line is it Anyway? :D)
4th June 2006, 06:57 PM
He liked to bang his drums
4th June 2006, 07:38 PM
(I love that show)
He went to his banana stash...
4th June 2006, 08:02 PM
And all he found was crumbs.
4th June 2006, 08:20 PM
So he ate the crumbs.
4th June 2006, 10:28 PM
And then went into a rage!
4th June 2006, 10:44 PM
And K. Rool's minions he began to engage.
4th June 2006, 11:41 PM
And so Donkey Kong died of old age.
Topic - Wario.
I knew a man named Wario,
5th June 2006, 12:33 AM
He wore a yellow hat,
(Just for reference, you just post the topic, not the first line)
5th June 2006, 01:47 AM
Every time I sat on him...
5th June 2006, 01:52 AM
I noticed he was fat.
5th June 2006, 01:54 AM
One day he went into his house,
(Oh, and BTW, this (http://rhymezone.com/) is a great site for getting rhymes.)
5th June 2006, 04:13 AM
But much to his surprise...
5th June 2006, 04:15 AM
Richard Simmons was there...
5th June 2006, 02:17 PM
to bring on his demise!
New Topic: Airlines.
5th June 2006, 03:42 PM
With wind beneath my feet,
5th June 2006, 03:45 PM
But delays are always happening.
5th June 2006, 05:41 PM
Which make me grind my teeth.
5th June 2006, 10:27 PM
The line hasn't moved one bit,
5th June 2006, 11:00 PM
Oh yes, I'm really sick of it,
5th June 2006, 11:19 PM
I could shorten this line a few... *evil look*
5th June 2006, 11:24 PM
But I'm low on ammo, so I'd better aim true.
New topic: Getting mugged.
5th June 2006, 11:46 PM
I had once gotten mugged...
6th June 2006, 12:21 AM
That punk his name was shawn...
6th June 2006, 12:29 AM
I figured out, he was a member here..
6th June 2006, 02:55 AM
So I said "Bring it on!"
6th June 2006, 03:31 AM
We fought until the sun went down,
6th June 2006, 05:14 AM
I was down to 3 HP,
6th June 2006, 08:54 PM
And something awful happened....
6th June 2006, 10:37 PM
And so I was forced to flee.
New topic: Ice cream!
6th June 2006, 11:19 PM
I have some ice cream every day,
7th June 2006, 12:03 AM
It really cheers me up.
7th June 2006, 01:43 AM
And I go down to the bay,
7th June 2006, 01:55 AM
With rocky road in my cup.
7th June 2006, 02:16 AM
With chocolate dripping down my face,
7th June 2006, 06:07 AM
And rotting all my teeth,
7th June 2006, 04:44 PM
I grab my tooth brush,
7th June 2006, 07:05 PM
And feed it to the sharks beneath.
New topic: Television.
7th June 2006, 07:36 PM
Oh, I love television...
7th June 2006, 07:43 PM
it turns my brain into soup
8th June 2006, 02:14 AM
And even when there's nothing on,
10th June 2006, 06:44 PM
I watch the shows that are poop.
10th June 2006, 09:10 PM
I watch Big Brother, point and laugh and say...
11th June 2006, 01:56 AM
"T.V is real good!"
Topic: Stop 'n' Swop
11th June 2006, 02:47 AM
Hey, I found Stop 'n' Swop!
11th June 2006, 03:00 AM
Wait a second, what? That was only 6 lines - "good" didn't rhyme with anything.
30th June 2006, 10:00 PM
... Uh... Bump?
30th June 2006, 10:53 PM
It's true, I swear! And not a flop!
1st July 2006, 09:24 PM
So then I told all the guys at the RWP...
2nd July 2006, 05:21 AM
Erm... what line number is this? I knw how the game works(even my MOTHER loves that show) but the fact that banjo fella rhymed with the first one just confuses me.
2nd July 2006, 01:32 PM
You would be the fourth one.
4th July 2006, 05:17 AM
I'd like to eat a mop.
4th July 2006, 06:07 AM
So they just kind of stared at me...
4th July 2006, 06:11 AM
And then all of a sudden, there came a cop.
4th July 2006, 06:29 AM
The cop looked at P.o.t.O. all funny
4th July 2006, 07:46 AM
:no: Im not even gonna try this thread. :no: You really ruined that show.
I mean I couldn't do any better if I tried for 18 years straight, but at least I realised that and DIDNT TRY.
12th July 2006, 12:12 AM
..And said "You're under arrest! The swapping has got to stop!"
Next topic: Tacos
(I just thought I would revive this topic. It was a good idea.)
12th July 2006, 01:10 AM
Oh, one day i bought a taco....
12th July 2006, 01:23 AM
And it tasted of sausa and pizza.....
12th July 2006, 01:45 AM
So I scarfed it down real fast-o...
(good luck finding a word that rhymes with pizza)
12th July 2006, 01:48 AM
But then I spat it at Lissa
(I pwn at rythms.)
12th July 2006, 02:54 AM
Carmen had bought a chalupa..
12th July 2006, 03:36 AM
That was shaped like Bowser the king of koopa's.
13th July 2006, 01:54 AM
and for that reason it looked real bad...
13th July 2006, 02:03 AM
at least it wasn't a chuck norris fad (?? sorry I really suck at this :'( )
13th July 2006, 02:10 AM
Go ahead and post a new topic, mikesgm6.
15th July 2006, 05:54 AM
Okay, okay, we're gonna try this again.
People, just don't reply if your post doesn't make any sense. This is supposed to be FUNNY, not random. Random is only good in small doses, so please stay on subject.
Also, new rule: Don't end your post with a word hard to rhyme with. Even if there is a word that rhymes with it, it doesn't leave a wide selection, which stifles the game's humor.
Enough badgering: Here's a new topic. Traffic.
Oh, when I was driving one day,
(EDIT: Wewt, 700th post!)
15th July 2006, 06:47 AM
Down the crowded streets of town,
15th July 2006, 07:53 AM
I stopped and said hello to people and then they say,
(does the third line have to match with the first one? Or not?)
15th July 2006, 08:27 AM
" Don't stop! You're slowing us down!"
Oh god that was terrible... sorry.
15th July 2006, 09:42 AM
What do you mean, that was great!
So then everyone was all fine and dandy (i have a nice list of rhyming possibilities for that one like Mandy, candy, handy, ok that's it....
15th July 2006, 02:20 PM
And once I was sure they were gone,
16th July 2006, 04:59 AM
I got pelted with hard candy, and was proven dead wrong.
its a lil off but I tried
20th December 2006, 10:11 PM
then i went to the bar and made this song
21st December 2006, 04:25 AM
Whoa! Back from the dead!
But hey, I loved this thread.
...I really didn't mean to rhyme there. O_o Well anyway, I'll start the new verse. Topic: CHRISTMAS!
I deck the halls and trim the tree...
21st December 2006, 06:37 PM
start unwrapping presents with greed
22nd December 2010, 09:29 PM
Is this thread dead??
22nd December 2010, 10:37 PM
It was until you bumped it.
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