Drinking Song!

[actionwebgamer]

When one's drunk too much RWPunch, one is liable to do some pretty crazy things. Many times, one drunk member will round up a whole bunch of others for a round of good ol' drinking songs. We, being the drunkards that we are, should do some songs of our own! Here be the rules:

The first person posts a topic. Then the next person posts the first line of a song about that topic. Other people post more lines to the song until there are 8 lines. The 2nd and 4th lines must rhyme, as must the 6th and 8th. It is optional if odd lines rhyme, but it's a bonus if they do. The last person posts a new topic. The goal is to come up with some hilarious crap.

Example:

FIRST POST: Topic - milking cows.
SECOND POST: I wake up early in the morn
THIRD POST: And have some Malto Meal
FOURTH POST: And then I head out to the barn
FIFTH POST: To give the cows a feel
SIXTH POST: I milk them at the crack of dawn
SEVENTH POST: I milk them as I please
EIGHTH POST: I milk them cause I like to do
NINTH POST: That's how you get your cheese.
New Topic - Eating Butter.

Also, if two people reply to the same post, thus making two topics, the new topic will be a combination of both topics. For example, if the two topics were Star Wars and Full Metal Alchemist, the new topic would be Star Wars AND Full Metal Alchemist! OH SNAP!!!!

Starting now.

New Topic - Donkey Kong.

[Princess J]

Once there was a burly ape

(Haha, this should be fun. Did you get this from Whose Line is it Anyway? :D)

[actionwebgamer]

(Yep. ;))

He liked to bang his drums

[repobanjo]

(I love that show)

He went to his banana stash...

[actionwebgamer]

And all he found was crumbs.

[MumboBumbo]

So he ate the crumbs.

[Princess J]

And then went into a rage!

[Banjo-Fella]

And K. Rool's minions he began to engage.

[MumboBumbo]

And so Donkey Kong died of old age.

Topic - Wario.

I knew a man named Wario,

[actionwebgamer]

He wore a yellow hat,

(Just for reference, you just post the topic, not the first line)

[repobanjo]

Every time I sat on him...

[Princess J]

I noticed he was fat.

[actionwebgamer]

One day he went into his house,

(Oh, and BTW, this (http://rhymezone.com/) is a great site for getting rhymes.)

[Princess J]

But much to his surprise...

[P.o.t.O]

Richard Simmons was there...

[actionwebgamer]

to bring on his demise!

New Topic: Airlines.

[actionwebgamer]

With wind beneath my feet,

[Ice Lightning]

But delays are always happening.

[Banjo-Fella]

Which make me grind my teeth.

[repobanjo]

The line hasn't moved one bit,

[actionwebgamer]

Oh yes, I'm really sick of it,

[BlueBreegull]

I could shorten this line a few... *evil look*

[actionwebgamer]

But I'm low on ammo, so I'd better aim true.

New topic: Getting mugged.

[repobanjo]

I had once gotten mugged...

[qwertybub3]

That punk his name was shawn...

[MumboBumbo]

I figured out, he was a member here..

[Princess J]

So I said "Bring it on!"

[actionwebgamer]

We fought until the sun went down,

[BlueBreegull]

I was down to 3 HP,

[repobanjo]

And something awful happened....

[Princess J]

And so I was forced to flee.

New topic: Ice cream!

[BlueBreegull]

I have some ice cream every day,

[repobanjo]

It really cheers me up.

[MumboBumbo]

And I go down to the bay,

[P.o.t.O]

With rocky road in my cup.

[actionwebgamer]

With chocolate dripping down my face,

[BlueBreegull]

And rotting all my teeth,

[MumboBumbo]

I grab my tooth brush,

[actionwebgamer]

And feed it to the sharks beneath.

New topic: Television.

[P.o.t.O]

Oh, I love television...

[JonathanDark2]

it turns my brain into soup

[actionwebgamer]

And even when there's nothing on,

[Ice Lightning]

I watch the shows that are poop.

[Kez]

I watch Big Brother, point and laugh and say...

[MumboBumbo]

"T.V is real good!"

Topic: Stop 'n' Swop

[P.o.t.O]

Hey, I found Stop 'n' Swop!

[actionwebgamer]

Wait a second, what? That was only 6 lines - "good" didn't rhyme with anything.

[actionwebgamer]

... Uh... Bump?

[Banjo-Fella]

It's true, I swear! And not a flop!

[repobanjo]

So then I told all the guys at the RWP...

[Dricenticore]

Erm... what line number is this? I knw how the game works(even my MOTHER loves that show) but the fact that banjo fella rhymed with the first one just confuses me.

[repobanjo]

You would be the fourth one.

[Sephirong]

I'd like to eat a mop.

[Princess J]

So they just kind of stared at me...

[XvMystarEgovX]

And then all of a sudden, there came a cop.

[Sephirong]

The cop looked at P.o.t.O. all funny

[Dricenticore]

:no: Im not even gonna try this thread. :no: You really ruined that show.

I mean I couldn't do any better if I tried for 18 years straight, but at least I realised that and DIDNT TRY.

[XvMystarEgovX]

..And said "You're under arrest! The swapping has got to stop!"

Next topic: Tacos

(I just thought I would revive this topic. It was a good idea.)

[Theguyoverthere]

Oh, one day i bought a taco....

[Crystal_bear]

And it tasted of sausa and pizza.....

[Theguyoverthere]

So I scarfed it down real fast-o...

(good luck finding a word that rhymes with pizza)

[Crystal_bear]

But then I spat it at Lissa

(I pwn at rythms.)

[XvMystarEgovX]

Carmen had bought a chalupa..

[Jade Souls]

That was shaped like Bowser the king of koopa's.

[nozzle]

and for that reason it looked real bad...

[mikesgm6]

at least it wasn't a chuck norris fad (?? sorry I really suck at this :'( )

[XvMystarEgovX]

Go ahead and post a new topic, mikesgm6.

[actionwebgamer]

Okay, okay, we're gonna try this again.

People, just don't reply if your post doesn't make any sense. This is supposed to be FUNNY, not random. Random is only good in small doses, so please stay on subject.

Also, new rule: Don't end your post with a word hard to rhyme with. Even if there is a word that rhymes with it, it doesn't leave a wide selection, which stifles the game's humor.

Enough badgering: Here's a new topic. Traffic.

Oh, when I was driving one day,

(EDIT: Wewt, 700th post!)

[Princess J]

Down the crowded streets of town,

[Theguyoverthere]

I stopped and said hello to people and then they say,

(does the third line have to match with the first one? Or not?)

[Dricenticore]

" Don't stop! You're slowing us down!"

Oh god that was terrible... sorry.

[Theguyoverthere]

What do you mean, that was great!

So then everyone was all fine and dandy (i have a nice list of rhyming possibilities for that one like Mandy, candy, handy, ok that's it....

[actionwebgamer]

And once I was sure they were gone,

[Jade Souls]

I got pelted with hard candy, and was proven dead wrong.

its a lil off but I tried

[gscodeseeker]

then i went to the bar and made this song

[Princess J]

Whoa! Back from the dead!

But hey, I loved this thread.

...I really didn't mean to rhyme there. O_o Well anyway, I'll start the new verse. Topic: CHRISTMAS!

I deck the halls and trim the tree...

[gscodeseeker]

start unwrapping presents with greed

[frankieforever]

Is this thread dead??

[lemurboy12]

It was until you bumped it.