Blappeture Mesa?

[Bbundy09]

http://www.blappeture.com/

What is this I don't even.

[The Colonel]

It is the greatest thing ever created.

[Twi]

Well, Half Life and Portal are supposed to share the same universe.

This also means that Cave Johnson, with the combustible lemons, is more sensible to prevent a resonance cascade than the Black Mesa scientists. That says something.

[Bbundy09]

Well, Half Life and Portal are supposed to share the same universe.

I knew this.
This also means that Cave Johnson, with the combustible lemons, is more sensible to prevent a resonance cascade than the Black Mesa scientists. That says something.
That is interesting. The question remains....is this canon?

[Madous]

Do we even know if Valve made this? That's either Cave himself, or a DAMNED good impersonator.

[Twi]

^Unless Cave Johnson invented time travel as well, then no, because the resonance cascade still happened hence Half Life 2 and the Episodes.

Unless this is Valve's excuse behind the missing Episode 3 or Half Life 3: Cave Johnson went back in time and stopped the resonance cascade thus erasing the events of Half Life altogether.

Edit: That's definitely Cave's voice actor.

[Madous]

Half-Life 3 is actually going to be a business managing simulator where you play as Cave Johnson, and your main goal is to raise enough money to buy out Black Mesa and stop the resonance cascade.

Calling it.

[Twi]

^As funny as this is, I really hope that Valve continues with the idea of merging the two franchises. As popular as Portal is, I still don't want to see it entirely engulf Half Life.

[mccartney-tm]

we all knew that HL3 and portal 3 were the same game, right?

[The Colonel]

Cave Johnson is actually Gordon Freeman.

[Sajextryus]

Well, Half Life and Portal are supposed to share the same universe.

This also means that Cave Johnson, with the combustible lemons, is more sensible to prevent a resonance cascade than the Black Mesa scientists. That says something.

Well, Cave sounded like he did before the health problems started taking a toll on him. I can guess he thought up the combustible lemons as a result of some health problems and stressful thinking.

[Nayib]

I'm leaning towards "IT'S A FANSERVICE DO IT IT'LL BE FUNNY"

[StarFox]

I'm cracking up, this is amazing.

[BanjoPL]

It's thing from plot of DLC#2. There is a text where Cave mentions himsself as CEO of Black Mesa and Resonanace Cascade. Portal 2 PeTI is set in Multiverse. Some people think that Borealis holds a key to it.

[Hey, I'm Grump]

That's it; Valves officially trolling us.

[gscodeseeker]

the owner is joe angry and it was registered through godaddy so im not sure

[The Colonel]

Wait a second. Has anyone else tried replaying the audio clip?

[mccartney-tm]

Wait a second. Has anyone else tried replaying the audio clip?

what do you mean? I didn't find anything...

[Darksardine]

Click logo for Gabe.

[Twi]

^Click play for GabeN. The Cave Johnson audio isn't controlled by the player.

[Porky]

the owner is joe angry and it was registered through godaddy so im not sure

Nope. (https://twitter.com/#!/AngryJoeShow/status/200343662297751552)

[Madous]

I figured it was just fans after the "Gabe update". Still, if they actually got Cave to do a voice over for a parody, then they deserve the publicity.