A one-sentence story. One sentence at a time.

[P.o.t.O]

Ah, the RWPF are back up, everyone (well some of us) are back, and it's time for a brand spankin' new One-sentence story!

the rules:

One sentence per post. Little quirky things like "lol" or "OMG!" are okay, but that's it.
Nothing really, really stupid or confusing; like "gweerrsfe are stuiipid!!!"
No flamming. As the song goes: "Come on, people now, smile on your brother"
No SPAM. I hate canned meat.



and now: The beggining sentence.

Today, the Rare Witch Project forums came back up.

[original banjo]

and everyone was happy to see each other again.

[Gold Jinjo]

It was glorious--all the old members were once again reunited and joking with eachother like old times.

Originally posted by P.o.t.O
No SPAM. I hate canned meat.

So what happens when you eat soup? You just... pick the meat out? ;)

[P.o.t.O]

Suddenly, Darth Vader appeared and handed out cheese cubes to everybody.

(G.J, depending on the type of meat, I'll sometimes pick it out.)

[Grey Jinjo]

(You know, the problems with these one sentence stories was when someone completed through them off. Such as...)

But then the cake fiends came from foreign lands to regain their control as supreme soup kitchen ritual scribes!

[P.o.t.O]

So Darth Vader pulled out cheesesaber, defeated to foreign cakes fiends, and joined the cast of "Friends."

[Grey Jinjo]

(Note: People usually don't post every other posts in these topics. Some people even go as far as to consider 50% of the post spam.)

To give this post meaning...

Darth Vader started hitting it off with Racheal, causing Ross to go crazy and send his monkey after him to beat him to death with bananas, thus ending the Dark Empire.

[P.o.t.O]

(I hear ya, Grey, so after this one I'll back down for a while:))

Do to this horrible change in time, a time paradox occured.

[Gold Jinjo]

And before anybody knew what the heck that meant, they all found themselves inside a gigantic online blender written in Shockwave.

[Banjo's Banjo]

The contents of the Blender was soon poured onto a gigantic universal George Forman Lean Mean Grillin Machine, and soon everyone had 99% fat free hamburgers.

[Grey Jinjo]

Which satisfied Vegetarians and Meat Eaters alike, but ticked off the cannibals.

[Gaming Master2k]

So the cannibals decided they'd eat the hippies and save the others for later

[P.o.t.O]

unfortunately, the hippies gave the cannibals terrible diarrhea and gas.

[Banjo's Banjo]

Even worse, the cannibal's outhouses were overflowing from their diarrhea, which caused many people to fall down dead at the site.

[Grey Jinjo]

But everyones favorite plumber Mario came to do a 72 hour job which eventually led to his retirement and the statement "Screw all ya'll".

[mafefe]

And then after a long break, our hero decided too...

[Deebs]

Good GOD Mafefe... This topic is ancient!

[mafefe]

Good GOD Mafefe... This topic is ancient!

after the hero heard this news, he...

[Deebs]

...Decided to have a shave since he grew a huge beard until he saw...

[Madous]

...that P.o.t.O. returned, or so he thought, where he freaked out, and...

[mafefe]

...a talking rock that said...

[Deebs]

..."In AF there are pictures of us having sex!" which was too much for our hero to ignore, so he...

[mafefe]

...decided to look at the pictures and...

[Cooki-Cooki]

that P.o.t.O wasn't dead, just in a trance and the rock kept...

[Deebs]

...Going on about rock cruelty which the hero was uninteresting, hence he left the house and...

[Guitar]

...Met the almost-all-powerful Guitar, where he granted the rock his deepest desire...