View Full Version : Never Pick Up Strangers (my latest fan-fic)
12th August 2006, 01:37 AM
here it is, due to popular demand (two people), i'm gonna be making one last fan-fic before summer ends. only this time, i'm branching off into new territory, and for this occasion, leaving the comedy genre. all events in this story have nothing to do with my other stories, and will have nothing to do with any forthcoming stories. enjoy.
Prologue:It had been 10 long years ago, Kazooie had died in a horrible car accident. Mumbo had tried to help make Banjo feel better, but even after 10 years, Banjo couldn't get over the loss of his best friend. So Mumbo got an idea.
12th August 2006, 05:16 AM
"Hey Banjo" said Mumbo.
"Yeah, what is it" Banjo replied.
"Well, I've been thinking, and, I think I have a plan to help keep your mind of the, uh, incident."
"What" said Banjo, sounding depressed.
"Well" said Mumbo. "I was thinking maybe we could go down to your friend Jinjy's house for a while."
"You sure? His house is pretty far away since he moved."
"Trust me, it's just the thing you need."
"Sure, I guess" said Banjo.
"Ok, let's pack our stuff, and we can leave in the morning. And Banjo."
"I really am sorry about what happened with Kazooie."
"It's ok, there's nothing you could've done. There's nothing any of us could've done."
"I know, but I wish I could just go back and stop it from happening."
"I know how you feel, but what's done is done. So, tomorrow?
"Yeah" said Mumbo. "Tomorrow."
So Banjo and Mumbo packed all their stuff, and got ready to leave to Jinjy's in the morning.
12th August 2006, 06:26 AM
sorry 'bout the extremely short chapter, they'll get longer soon.
12th August 2006, 07:06 AM
The morning had finally come, and it was time to go to Jinjy's house.
"So Mumbo" said Banjo.
"Yeah?" Mumbo asked.
"Have you even called Jinjy to let him know we're coming?"
"Damn! I knew there was something I forgot to do."
"Good thing I reminded you."
"Yeah. Ok, hold on."
Then Mumbo took out his cellphone, and called Jinjy.
"Hello, Jinjy speaking" said Jinjy, from over the phone.
"Hey Jinjy" said Mumbo.
"Mumbo? Is that you? Haven't heard from you in ages."
"Yeah, hey Jinjy. We were wonderin' if you wouldn't mind us coming over for a while."
"Well sure, of course. I could use a bit of company. Meh wife, she died, what was it, five, maybe six years ago."
"Oh, sorry to hear that."
"It's ok. Time heals all wounds."
"Some more than others" said Mumbo. "Banjo's still upset about you-know-what. That's why we're comin' over, to help Banjo just relax."
"I see. So, when should I be expectin' ya?" asked Jinjy.
"Well we thought we'd just drive down there."
"My, that's an awful long drive. You sure?"
"Yeah, I think a little fresh air'll do Banjo some good."
"Ok, well I'll see ya. Bye."
Then Mumbo hung up.
"So?" said Banjo.
"He'll be expecting us" said Mumbo. "So c'mon, let's go."
So they got in the car and left to Jinjy's house.
13th August 2006, 10:42 AM
Banjo and Mumbo had been driving for hours. So they decided to stop at the gas station.
"Hey Banjo, how's how gas holding up?" said Mumbo.
"It's a little below half way" said Banjo.
"Ok, we might as well fill it up a bit."
So Mumbo walked into the gas station, and paid for the gas.
"Hey Banjo" Mumbo yelled. "Fill up the car, will ya?"
"Ok" Banjo answered back.
Then Banjo took the gas pump, and filled up the car.
"Ok, we're good to go."
"Ok" said Mumbo from inside the store. "I'm just gonna get us some sodas."
So Mumbo bought the sodas, got back in the car, and they continued on their way to Jinjy's house.
"Man, this soda's freakin' awesome" said Banjo.
"What's that" asked Mumbo, pointing out the window.
"Looks like a hitchhiker."
"Well shouldn't we pick him up?"
So Banjo stopped the car, and they let the hitchhiker in.
"Thanks a bunch" said the hitchhiker. "Folks 'round here aren't to kind 'bout pickin' up hitchhikers."
"No problem" said Mumbo. "So, where you heading?"
"Anywhere, I guess" said the hitchhiker. "Oh, and my name's Jim."
"Nice to meet you, Jim. We were just going to our friend's house. Wanna come?"
"You sure? I wouldn't wanna be a bother."
"It's no problem at all" said Mumbo.
"Well thanks" said Jim. "So, what's the guy's name?"
"No kiddin', I got a brother named Jinjy. Well, I used too. You see, he died last year. By some psycho maniac."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"It's alright. He's in a better place now. So, how much longer til we get to this fella's house, if you don't mind me asking?"
"We should be there in a couple hours" said Mumbo.
"So, Jim" said Banjo. "What brings you all the way out here?"
"Well, I'm just a traveler, don't got no home. I was sleepin' in a bus see, guy said he felt sorry fer me, said he'd let me stay in there, free of charge. I wake up, I'm out in front of a liquor store in the middle of nowhere."
"That has to suck" said Banjo.
"I know" said Jim. "It seems, ya just can't tell who you can trust these days."
13th August 2006, 11:08 AM
After hours of driving, they had finally gotten to Jinjy's house.
"Hey guys" said Jinjy. "Hey, who's this fella'?"
"He's Jim" said Banjo. "We picked him up on the way here."
"Well nice to meet ya, Jim."
"Nice to meet you too" said Jim.
"Well I got some cookies and punch in the other room, you three can help yourselves."
So they went into the other room to eat.
"I really appriciate all of this" said Jim. "But I gotta be goin'."
"C'mon" said Banjo. "You just barely got here."
"I know, and it's really nice what you folks are doing for me, but I just gotta be on my way."
"Well, if you really want."
"Well, bye guys. Who knows, maybe we'll see each other again some day."
And with that, Jim left.
"Well, he seems like a nice fellow" said Jinjy. "What'd he say his name was again?"
"Jim" said Mumbo.
"Jim, Jim. Now where have I heard that name before?"
"Well it is a pretty common name" said Banjo.
"Yeah, guess yer right" said Jinjy. "Just been by myself for too long, I guess. So, how long you guys stayin'?"
"We were thinking of just spending the night" said Mumbo.
"Ok" said Jinjy. "Well, the bedroom's upstairs, for when you get tired."
So after a couple hours, night time came and everyone went to sleep.
13th August 2006, 03:20 PM
this seems to be.. good lol.. no swearing!
what is jinjy? a jinjo or a bear? same for jim..
i want some jinjybutter and jim.. haha
13th August 2006, 06:19 PM
Sounds good so far! I'd like to see more. :)
This is just coincidence, but Jim is the name of a character in a story I'm writing, which also happens to be about Banjo-Kazooie ... :p
14th August 2006, 04:19 AM
"Hey guys" said Jinjy. "It's morning."
"Huh, what" said Banjo. "So tired. Can't...get up."
"I got bacon downstairs."
So Banjo and Mumbo got up, went downstairs, and got some bacon.
"This bacon" said Banjo, after taking a bite. "Freakin' awesome. I haven't had bacon this good in years."
"Well, we gotta be going now" said Mumbo.
"Ok" said Jinjy. "Keep in touch."
"Can do. C'mon Banjo, let's go."
"Ok" said Banjo.
Then they got in the car, and drove off.
"Hey wait" Jinjy yelled. "You forgot yer cellphone!"
But they had already left.
"Seriously Mumbo" said Banjo. "That bacon was unbelievable."
"Damn!" said Mumbo. Then he hit the brake.
"Holy crap" said Banjo. "What the hell?"
"The cellphone. I forgot the cellphone."
"Well let's go get it."
So they turned around, and headed back to Jinjy's house.
"Jinjy" said Banjo. "You here. I don't see him anywhere."
"The cellphone's not here either."
"We only left like fifteen, twenty minutes ago. Where could he have gone?"
"He said he's been alone for years, he's got nowhere to go."
"Maybe he went to the store."
"Banjo, his house is next to a dead end. There's only one way to go. If he went anywhere, we would've seen him."
"I..I think I found him."
"Oh sweet Jesus!"
Then they heard someone speaking through a megaphone outside.
"Come out with your hands up! I repeat, come out with your hands up!"
"Oh God" said Mumbo. "This is not good."
14th August 2006, 07:59 AM
"What should we do" Banjo asked.
"We gotta go outside" said Mumbo. "We don't got much of a choice."
So Banjo and Mumbo walked out of the house, with their hands up.
"We just got a call reporting a murder" said the cop. "We would like you to remain still while we investigate the house."
Then the cop went inside the house. Then another cop walked up to Banjo and Mumbo.
"Follow me" the cop said.
"But he just said..." Banjo began.
"I said follow me!" the cop yelled.
So Banjo and Mumbo followed the cop over to the police car.
"Now get down, with your hands behind yer head, til I say you can move" said the cop. Then he started to walk away.
"Mumbo" Banjo whispered.
"What do you think's gonna happen?"
"I don't know. But the body's in there. They're gonna find it, and we're gonna get arrested."
"But we didn't do it."
"I know. But they'll never believe us."
"I don't wanna go to jail."
"Hey Frank" the cop yelled from inside the house. "You might wanna come check this out."
Then the other cop, Frank, ran inside the house.
"Yeah, what is...Oh my God!" said Frank.
"He's been killed, pretty badly."
Jinjy was hanging from the ceiling by a hook, which was lodged into his back.
"I've checked, it seems like he was hit pretty hard in the head with something, most likely a vase. And he was shot once in the leg, the bullet's still in there. And I'm gonna assume he was still alive after being hung here, since there's a gunshot wound in his forehead, more than likely the cause of his death. We got some sick freaks we're dealing with here."
"I'll go get those two, and put them into custody."
"What is it?"
"Let's get some pictures first. Of the body, and the suspects. That way, if anything should go wrong, we'll have evidence. That way things don't go the same way they did last time."
"Banjo" said Mumbo.
"We gotta get out of here."
"Yer joking. These are cops. Do you have any idea how screwed we'll be if we leave?"
"Do you have any idea how screwed we'll be if we don't?"
"We just explain everything that happened."
"That won't work. If it did, people could make up lies and get away with anything."
"But we didn't do it."
"I know that. But they won't believe us. We have to leave."
"They took our keys. What do you suggest we do, walk?"
"No, but I have an idea."
"You have got to be kidding me. We'll get in even more trouble."
"Not if we can find a way to prove our innocence."
"I don't know about this."
"At least if we do this, we have a slight chance. If we stay here, we'll have no chance at all. So, are you with me?"
"Yeah, I guess."
"Then let's go."
Then Banjo and Mumbo hopped inside the police car.
"Hey you!" said the cop.
"C'mon Mumbo" said Banjo. "Hurry."
"I'm trying" said Mumbo. "Start you damn car, start."
They had finally gotten the car to start.
"Freeze, you two" said the cop.
Then Banjo and Mumbo backed out, and drove off. Then the cop started talking into his walkie-talkie.
"Requesting back-up. We have a GTA in progress."
Banjo and Mumbo were driving off, in a stolen cop car, in an effort to find the one responsible for Jinjy's death, and prove their innocence.
14th August 2006, 01:22 PM
wow.you really enjoy killing people dont you??lmao.i like this fan fic.
14th August 2006, 10:04 PM
killing is fine.. yay mor!!
15th August 2006, 12:03 AM
"So where are we gonna go" Banjo asked.
"I don't know" said Mumbo. "Some twisted freak killed Jinjy, and we're on the run from the cops."
"Well this day isn't turning out how I'd hoped."
"Well I don't think it's gonna get much better."
"Oh yes it will. When I find the person who did this, he's gonna pay."
"Listen, I wanna find this guy as much as you, but you saw the body. This person is obviously very screwed in the head."
Banjo and Mumbo kept on driving until they ran over something.
"What the hell was that?" said Banjo.
"I don't know, the car's not moving."
So they got out of the cop car to see what it was.
"You have got to be kidding me" said Banjo. "Spikes. Who the hell layed spikes out in the middle of the road?"
"The police, maybe."
"If it was police, wouldn't they be here to arrest us?"
"Good point. Then who?"
"C'mon, you pycho" Banjo started yelling out into the sky. "Come out here. Show yourself!"
"Banjo, I don't think that's a good idea."
Then they heard sirens.
"Oh crap" said Mumbo.
And in a few seconds, they were surrounded by police.
"You two aren't going anywhere" said one of the cops.
"Listen, we can explain" said Banjo.
"You can explain down at the police station" said the cop.
Then the cop handcuffed Banjo and Mumbo, and threw them in the back of one of the cop cars. Then the cop went in the front, and started driving.
"So Mumbo" said Banjo.
"What the hell do we do now?"
"We wait, and we explain our innocence."
"Innocence? For Christ's sake, we stole a police car. How the hell do we explain that?"
"For good reasons."
"Good reasons? Is that what you call it?"
"We didn't kill Jinjy. We had no other choice. We have to prove our innocence."
"Mumbo, don't you get it, we're not innocent anymore. Because of your bright idea, we're criminals."
"Well we won't get anywhere arguing about it. We just have to plead our case and hope..."
"And hope what? That we don't have to do time for stealing a police car."
"Listen, if we just find the freak responsible, they'll understand."
"Ok, that's a great idea. So, do you have any ideas?"
"Then we're screwed."
"Hey you two" said the cop. "We're here."
So Banjo and Mumbo, still handcuffed, walked out of the police car, and into the police station, where they would attempt to prove their innocence.
15th August 2006, 04:52 AM
this looks like another masterpiece jinjonator! lol. how long do you expect this one to be?
15th August 2006, 04:54 AM
i don't know, i'm just hoping i can finish it before school on the 24th.
15th August 2006, 09:17 AM
"So" said the cop, after they got in the police station. "You said you could explain. Explain."
"We didn't kill Jinjy" said Banjo. "He was dead when we got there."
"And why should I believe you?"
"Because it's the truth."
"And how do I know it's the truth? How do I know you're not just lying?"
"Because Jinjy's my friend."
"This is a sick world we live in. I wouldn't consider that enough even if I knew it was true."
"Listen, we didn't kill him."
"Murder aside, how do you explain the car-jacking?"
"Give me one good reason why I should let you two walk out of here."
"Because we didn't do it."
"I can only be so patient with you. Give me solid, definitive evidence that you're innocent, and you can go."
"I, well, uh.."
"Listen" said Mumbo. "This is what happened. We came down here to visit our friend Jinjy. We stayed the night there, and then we left. But I forgot my cellphone, so we had to go back. And when we got there, we found him, dead."
"Words are words, and nothing more. How can I believe you?"
"Because" said Banjo. "We are innocent."
"I'd love to believe what yer saying is true, and let you leave here with a smile on yer face. But I can't. Not until I know for sure. So, where's your other accomplice?"
"The call I got said three guys were plotting a murder."
"Well that can't be right. One, because there's just me and Mumbo. And two, we didn't kill anyone."
"Well that's what the call said. And the victim, Jinjy, is dead."
"Well can you at least figure out where the call came from?"
"Already did. The phone number is 555-0417."
"Holy crap" said Mumbo. "That's my cellphone number."
"See" said Banjo. "I told you we were innocent. Have you ever known anyone to commit a muder, and call the cops on themselves?"
"Well then who made the call?" said the cop.
"Wait" said Mumbo. "What time was the call made? We left at 9:30, and got back fifteen or so minutes later."
"It was made at, let's see, 9:36."
"See, and we didn't have the cellphone. Someone else called. But Jinjy lives by himself. There was no one to make the call."
Then they heard gunshots coming from the other room.
"So the third guy decided to show up" said the cop. Then he pulled out his gun, and ran in the other room.
"C'mon" said Banjo. "Let's get outta here."
"Are you crazy?" said Mumbo.
"This is coming from the guy who said we should steal a cop car. And besides, this may be our only shot. C'mon."
So Banjo and Mumbo snuck out the other way.
"What do we do now" Mumbo asked.
"Does he even live near here?"
"Just a couple miles down the road. We'll go there, and explain everything."
"How are we gonna get there?"
"Might as well take a cop car. We're fugitives anyway."
"I don't feel good about this one bit."
"Neither do I, but we don't have a choice."
So Banjo and Mumbo stole yet another police car, and drove off to Boggy's house. Then someone walked out of the police station.
"So, they're goin' to Boggy's? Not if I get there first."
15th August 2006, 12:45 PM
He killed me off and I am not happy :( :mad: :mad:
15th August 2006, 01:16 PM
well keep in mind you saved me.
16th August 2006, 12:31 AM
He killed me off and I am not happy :( :mad: :mad:if yer that upset, i can try to find a way to bring you back in Banjo-Fiveie. also, sorry about the gender mix-up, i'll go back and fix it.
16th August 2006, 01:50 AM
"So Banjo" said Mumbo.
"You think we'll even find the person?"
"I hope so. We're screwed if we don't."
Then they saw someone walking across the street.
"Holy crap, Mumbo! The brake!"
Mumbo had hit the brake just in time to not hit the person.
"The heck?" said Mumbo. "Is that Jim?"
"I think it is."
"Jim, is that you?"
"Mumbo?" said Jim.
"C'mon, hop in."
So Jim got in the car.
"What are you guys doing in a cop car" Jim asked.
"It's a long story" said Mumbo. "But we gotta go."
So they kept driving until they got to Boggy's house.
"What are you guys doing here?" Boggy asked.
"Long story" said Mumbo. "But the cops are after us. Jinjy's dead, and they think we did it."
"And the cop car?"
"We had to. Hey Jim, what's that in your pocket?"
"What?" said Jim.
"Son of a bitch! That's my cellphone. How the hell.....you. You did it. You killed Jinjy."
"What makes you think that" said Jim, sarcastically.
"You sick bitch. You killed him, and framed us."
"So what if I did? What are you gonna do about it?"
"What do you think?"
"The police won't believe you. You're the criminals, not me."
"You're just as much of a criminal as anyone."
"But they don't know that."
Then Jim pulled out a gun, and shot Boggy in the head.
"You bastard" said Banjo. "I'll kill you. I swear it."
"And add to your list of felonies. Face it, luck is against you. The law is against you. But, Banjo, if you want to kill me, go ahead."
Then Jim handed Banjo the gun.
"I've been waiting for this" said Banjo. Then he steadied the gun, and aimed it at Jim.
"Oh Banjo" said Jim. "Before you shoot me, there's something I want you to know."
"Your fingerprints are now all over that gun."
"So are your's."
"Correction, I have a special pair of gloves that, when worn, keep me from leaving fingerprints on anything I touch. If I never gave it to you, and the cops found it, there'd be no fingerprints. So now, there's no proof it was me, and all the proof in the world it was you. I can see it in the headlines: twisted bear kills friends."
Then Jim started laughing maniacally.
"You sick son of a...."
"Before you insult me again, I must leave."
Then Jim ran out the front door. Banjo ran out after him.
"Where the hell is he?" said Banjo. "Dammit!."
"Don't worry Banjo" said Mumbo. "We will find him. We will."
"How? We won't even be able to proof it was him. This bitch has been *****ing with us since he met us. This guy is a pycho."
Then they heard the familar sound of police sirens.
"That jackass" said Banjo.
The entire house was surrounded by police cars. And there were news helicopters in the sky. Banjo and Mumbo had gotten the absolute worst spotlight they could've asked for.
16th August 2006, 08:17 AM
"Put the weapon down now" the cop said through the megaphone.
"But..." Banjo started to say.
"I said put the weapon down."
So Banjo dropped the gun on the ground.
"Now put your hands in the air."
Banjo and Mumbo put their hands in the air.
"What now?" said Mumbo.
"We have to find Jim" said Banjo.
"Well how do we get out of this situation?"
"I don't know, but we gotta do something."
"There's nothing to do."
"Yes there is."
"Please don't say yer gonna do what I think yer gonna do."
"There's no other choice."
Then Banjo reached for the gun, grabbed it, and fired at one of the cops.
The cops started opening fire on Banjo.
"M..Mumbo" said Banjo. "Pr...promise me that y...you'll kill Jim."
"I...I promise" Mumbo said, sobbing.
Banjo was dead.
"This can't be happening."
Then Mumbo made a run for it, not even thinking about getting the gun.
"I thought today was gonna be a good day. Everyone's freakin' dieing all around me. I swear that creep is gonna pay."
So Mumbo ran out into the desert, in hopes that he could escape the police.
16th August 2006, 08:22 AM
OMG did Banjo die!?
16th August 2006, 08:35 AM
yes, but as forementioned, this is a stand-alone fan-fic not relating to the other ones. so he'll still be in Banjo-Fiveie. but yeah, he's dead.
16th August 2006, 10:40 AM
Mumbo continued running far out into the desert.
"Well" said Mumbo. "I think I lost them. But now what? Banjo's dead, and I have no idea where Jim is. Dammit!"
A few hours later.
"Huh? Where am I?"
"Yeah, it's me" said Jim. "And yer not really in Hell, not yet anyway. No, you're actually inside a watertower. A watertower set to explode."
"You monster. Why are you doing this?"
"Is this really what your brother would've wanted?"
"Yer so gullible, I swear. I don't have a brother, and I never did."
"Just let me outta here."
"No can do. I'm afraid I have to kill you."
"Sometimes you just don't have anything better to do."
Then Jim closed up the watertower, and left.
"Damn" said Mumbo. "I gotta get the hell outta here."
So Mumbo started kicking the inside of the watertower, trying to bust out. The clock was ticking, and Mumbo had no idea when the bomb would go off. After a minute of kicking, Mumbo managed to make a small hole. He continued kicking it until it was big enough for him to fit through.
"Now to get outta here."
Mumbo jumped out the hole, and after falling down, got back up and started running. He had been running for a few seconds when the watertower blew up, the explosion knocking him to the ground. He got back up.
"Hey, what's this?" said Mumbo. He found a note on the ground. It read:Dear Mumbo, if you can read this, then you're still alive. Meet me inside the barn at Jinjy's house. Your dear friend, Jim.
"That freak. He's gonna die. I promised Banjo I would kill him. I intend to keep my promise."
16th August 2006, 10:42 AM
I know its stand alone but still banjo DIED...
16th August 2006, 10:55 AM
and he won't be the last. i hope to kill many more people :p :p :p :p :p :cool:
16th August 2006, 03:42 PM
are you gonna put people from banjo fourie forum land in this one??if you do then dont put me in unless you plan to keep me alive.
16th August 2006, 03:54 PM
Well as long as he doesn't kill me again with a gender mix up ... but then I'll still be sad... but then again I do have a habit of never dying in real life which is weird... hit by car... hit on head with rock(accident)... fell down stairs 4 times when I was little...lol good job!
16th August 2006, 04:17 PM
good lord rarecarebear.lmao.
16th August 2006, 04:21 PM
I know but then I really didn't die in Banjo Fourie did I?
Again great fanfic Jinjonator!
16th August 2006, 04:21 PM
Mumbo started running to Jinjy's, but before he got there, he was stopped again by the police.
"You have got to be kidding me" said Mumbo.
"Don't move" said the cop. "We have you this time."
"Wait, just listen. I'm innocent, and I can prove it."
Then Mumbo handed the cop the note from Jim.
"Jim's the one doing all this" said Mumbo. "And I know where he is."
"Did you say Jim" the cop asked.
"That guy's a sick brute. He passes himself off as a hitchhiker, and then kills innocent people. We've been after this guy for years. Where is he?"
"He's at the barn at Jinjy's house."
Then the cop started talking into his walkie-talkie.
"Calling in back-up. We found the hitchhiker. Commence plan FG-one-three-two. C'mon, let's go."
So Mumbo got in the car with the cop, and they drove down to Jinjy's house. There were cops surrounding the entire barn.
"We know you're in there" a cop said through a megaphone. "Come out with your hands up."
"I'm going in there" said Mumbo.
"You can't" said the cop. "This is police business."
"I have too. I promised Banjo that I would finish this guy."
"Then you might need this." The cop handed Mumbo a gun.
Then Mumbo walked into the barn.
"Hey Mumbo" Mumbo heard Jim say, but he couldn't tell where he was.
"Where are you" said Mumbo.
"It's not where I am. It's where you are. You're in big trouble. This, Mumbo, will be your final resting place."
16th August 2006, 04:24 PM
you guys aren't in this fic, but fategirl, you might be able to find a little reference i've hidden within this chapter.
16th August 2006, 04:25 PM
i found the reference.fg-132.it took me some time though.
16th August 2006, 07:31 PM
Good news, I haVe zEro subliMinal mEssages Right now. Ergo i have Pwnage.
16th August 2006, 07:36 PM
isNt that tOtally awesome??
16th August 2006, 07:51 PM
Tis teH AwesomeNess Kause i Said so.
17th August 2006, 02:47 AM
JuStice Never PrevailS...
17th August 2006, 03:45 AM
"Just face it" said Jim. "I killed yer friends, and I can kill you."
"What are you talking about" Mumbo asked.
"Well for one, I killed Jinjy's wife. Also, Kazooie didn't die by accident. This is what really happened."
"Kazooie" said Banjo. "You might wanna lay down on the booze."
"No way" said Kazooie. "Don't worry, I'll be fine."
"I hope so."
Then Kazooie walked outside.
"Who are you?"
"Hi Jim" Kazooie said, drunkly.
"Wanna go for a drive?"
"Sure" said Kazooie, still really drunk.
Then Jim opened the car door, and banged Kazooie's head on the steering wheel. Then he put her dead body in the passenger seat, and got in, and started driving. Then, as he was driving, Jim opened the car door, put Kazooie's body in the driver seat, and jumped out just as the car hit a tree.
"My work here is done" said Jim.
~Back to present time~
"You monster" said Mumbo. "You killed him, and made it look like an accident."
"Yes I did" said Jim. "And I'll get away with it too. You won't be able to tell the police, you'll be dead."
"The police are already here, stupid."
"I guess they are. But it won't make a difference. You still won't live."
Then the police busted in.
"So good of you to come" said Jim.
"Don't move" said the cop.
"Do you honestly expect people to listen to you when you say that?"
Then Jim shot the cop.
"Holy sh!t" said Mumbo.
"See, the police can't stop me. Nobody can."
"I will." Then Mumbo aimed the gun at Jim.
"I'd love to see you try."
Then Mumbo shot Jim.
"Oh God, you got me. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Naw, I'm just kiddin'. Bullet-proof vest, stupid. You'll have to do better than that." Then Jim aimed his gun at Mumbo.
Then another cop came in.
"Freeze" said the cop.
"You're too late" said Jim. Then he shot Mumbo in the head, killing him instantly. The cop tried shooting Jim, but to no avail. Jim killed the cop, then got away. The legendary Hitchhiker Killer, Jim, had gotten away, and both Banjo and Mumbo were dead.
17th August 2006, 04:57 AM
im guessing you didnt have time to finish it because that was like pinks ending and was quick and painful.
17th August 2006, 04:59 AM
actually, that's how i planned on ending it. seriously.
17th August 2006, 05:01 AM
17th August 2006, 05:04 AM
This story reminds me of a Stephen King novel I read. Only in the book the mass murderer guy was stopped at the end, and a few people survived ... :-/
Good work. It held my interest all the way through. :)
17th August 2006, 01:14 PM
what was it?tommyknockers?but,i never read that.
well that was short,it was kinda like law and order where it ends really weird.
17th August 2006, 04:45 PM
what was it?tommyknockers?but,i never read that.
well that was short,it was kinda like law and order where it ends really weird.
It was actually Desperation. Not the best, but interesting anyway. King also wrote another book (under a different name, for some reason) using the same characters called The Regulators, which is sort of like Jinjonator's story too in that the characters will die in one book yet be alive in the next. (Hey, I related it back to the original topic somehow! :p )
17th August 2006, 08:48 PM
Oh god that is a great ending no one survives and jim has a bulletproof vest!
18th August 2006, 12:35 AM
ok.. tht is creepy.. i dont think im going to read you of your fics again..
never in a million years..
NOT! im reading banjo-fiveie.. wow that is a weiurd name
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