Your mom

[Banjookie]

Name all the your mom insults you know.

Your mom is so fat, her belt size is equator.

Now all you guys go.

[Jinjonator]

yo momma's so fat, when she sat on the rainbow, skittles came out.
yo momma's so fat, when she stood on the scale, it said to be continued.
yo momma's so poor, she had to put a down payment on a cardboard box.

[meh]

Yo mammas so fat her blood type is prego: rich and meaty.

[P_L]

Yo' momma so fat her driver's license photo says "continued on other side".

That's the only really good one I can remember right now ...

[Jinjonator]

yo momma's so fat, when she hugged you, you disappeared.

[Smp1151]

Yo Momma's so fat, last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale

(Can't believe I'm actually participating in a yo' momma contest :P)

[Someone767]

yo mommas so fat she sunk the titanic.
yo mommas so poor when i saw her house it was a cardboard box.
yo mommas so ugly that when she stuck her head out a window some guy yelled stop moonin lady!
yo momma so poor when she said she was going shoppin she jumped in a dumpster.
yo mommas so ugly she looks like you.

[mikesgm6]

Your mother is so dumb that she designed experiments exploiting quantum entanglement in an effort to demonstrate the nonlocality inherent in the microcosmos and undermine the true nature of the uncertainty principle!

[Walrus]

Your mother is so dumb that she designed experiments exploiting quantum entanglement in an effort to demonstrate the nonlocality inherent in the microcosmos and undermine the true nature of the uncertainty principle!

lol... My friend made me watch that flash thing. Funny, though.

[Theguyoverthere]

yo momma's so fat, when she stood on the scale, it said to be continued.


Hey, my friend made that up! Are you stalking us? :eek:

Anyway here we go:

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked infront of the TV you missed 3 episodes!
Yo mamma's so stupid and fat, the only way to remember her phone number, is to step on the scale!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she put on high heels, she struck oil.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she jumped over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mamma's so old, she's still blind from the big bang!

That's all for now :)

[Jinjonator]

Hey, my friend made that up! Are you stalking us? :eek:
are you sure? i've heard that one in a number of places. that's one of the ones that almost everybody knows.

[Theguyoverthere]

Maybe he didn't make it up, maybe he's just a POSER! Joke stealer-er...

Aw well, those ur mom jokes were pretty good, what'dya think of mine?

[Jinjonator]

definately some of the better ones. i'll be watching 'Yo Momma' on youtube to find more good jokes.

[repobanjo]

I can't belive I'm degrading myself to this....

Your momma's so fat, she uses the asteroid belt to keep up her pants.

[s.w.a.t]

YO MAMAS SO FAT I HAD TO TAKE 2 BUSES AND A TRAIN TO GET ON HER GOOD SIDE

Now I'm going to go dance naked in Times Square. It will be less degrading then that.

[Soulreaper41392]

...Your momma's so fat, she poured a cup of water in the bathtub, and when she sat down in the bathtub, it overflowed!

I like this one :).

[Kablamooie]

Your momma's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples!