The Small Town of RareWitchVillage

[RareCareBear]

Hello, and I have decided to make a fanfic. The fanfic will start next week or earlier. If you want to be in the fanfic PM me. Basically in the fanfic all of us will be hanging out and going to school. You may see some unexpected things unravel. So please if you want to be in this... PM me.

[Kablamooie]

*PMs* Sounds cool. :)

[P_L]

PM'd. :)

[RareCareBear]

Part 1

RareCareBear was practicing her routine to Utada Hikaru's "Passion", while SSJ3 Gogeta was reading a magazine. RCB's coach was yelling out commands and she was executing each one perfectly. She kept on not landing well on the axels, and her coach yelled all the more.
"If you can't land that, you'll look like a fool when you meet your pairs skating partner!"

On the next axel RareCareBear hit the ground perfectly.
"Great job, practice that a few more times and soon I'll be back with some ice cream." said her coach, with a twinkle in her eye.

RCB's coach walked outside the rink and across the street. RCB kept practicing her axel but tripped on one and fell. She was lying there for a minute, when SSJ3 Gogeta looked up. He ran over to RareCareBear, who was seemingly unconsious. She opened her eyes suddenly and said,
"I need some fresh air."

RCB walked over to the benches and put on her skate guards. She walked outside and stared across the street. Her coach was walking out of Carvel. RareCareBear stumbled onto the ground.

SSJ3 came out and saw two cars and a pick-up truck collide. The truck swerved into the CareBear's coach. One car flew right at him, but he dodged it just in time. Kablamooie walked out with some cotton candy but dropped it on the ground when he saw the cars.

"What happened, SSJ3?"
"CareBear's coach just got in an accident coming out of the Carvel with ice cream, and CareBear's passed out."
"Wow... we better get CareBear on one of those ambulance headed towards the hospital."

The paramedics put RCB on a cot and into the ambulance. She was muttering something incomprehensible. An hour later CareBear woke up in a hospital bed with a nurse sitting next to her.
"Hello, Clare, that is your name right?" said the man.
"Yes doctor, it is. But you can call me RareCareBear."
"Oh, yeah. I'm the nurse not the doctor."
"Oh, sorry. Has my mom come into the room?" RCB asked.
"No, but Yummyfishman has. He left this stuff for you."
"Wow! The Animal Crossing soundtrack! And some chocolate!"
RareCareBear loved Animal Crossing and chocolate.

RareCareBear could hear a sound that she dreaded. Her coach was flatlining. She turned over and started crying.

The next day was Monday, and BrothersBear was teaching math class. "All right, today we will be learning Trignomatry Logarithms Calculus."
"Didn't we already learn that?" asked Jinjonator, who was obviously bored.
"No, this isn't algebra; it's much, much harder. It's like college graduate level."
"How are we supposed to learn that?" asked SSJ3 looking astonished.
"If CareBear could learn it when she was 9 you can learn it now."

After class, SSJ3 and Kablamooie were standing in the hallway.
"What the hell is this Tragdanomity Clac Logwood." complained SSJ3, who was tired.
"Well it seems to be quite easy if you listened to what he said and wrote.
BrothersBear walked up behind them and said, "You should really check up on my sister, her coach just died last night."
"Really? Wow. I was going there right after school anyway."

[Kablamooie]

Heh heh. Cool. :D

[RareCareBear]

Part 2

Jinjonator sat there staring at his Trig Log Calc homework. He had no idea what the meaning of the math was. They looked like chicken scratches to him. Jinjonator took out a video camera. He went out into the street and picked up a stray dog. He started recording and threw the homework in front of the dog. The dog ran away.
"Damn it! Get back here! I need you to eat my homework!"

SSJ3 Gogeta and Kablamooie got on the bus.
"Ya know Kab, this is just too tragic."
"Yeah... I know what you mean. How many tragedies happen in two days? First CareBear's coach is run over, then CareBear is sick in the hospital from trauma, and then her coach dies. Then after all that we get the hardest math homework ever."

They then reached the bus stop closest to the hospital and stopped for RWSmoothies.
"What do smoothie do you want?"
"P_L? Is that really you? I haven't seen you since you switched to the A.P. classes. Kablamooie says he saw you once reading a book in the library, but I haven't seen you in a year!"
"Just make your orders. Or I'll get fired for talking to customers." said P_L.
"Okay, Okay. Just some old cola flavored ones." said SSJ3.
"Cola flavored? You coulda picked better flavor than that! Now CareBear has to have some yucky smoothie! And then she'll get even sicker!" Kablamooie complained.
"She actually likes Cola flavored. She asks for it every time she's there."

When they got up to the Hospital door they were stopped.
"You'll have to wait a moment. She's talking with the RWIce skating director about getting a new coach."
---
"When's the quickest I can get a new coach?"
"In about 3 weeks. You're going to be a pairs skater anyway, so we'll set you up with a pairs coach." the RWIce director said calmly.

The nurse opened the door.
"Clare, your friends are here."
The nurse left and closed the door behind him.
The RWIce director left.

"SSJ3! You brought some RWSmoothies!"
"And they're Cola flavored." said Kablamooie.
"Thanks, guys."
"RCB, why aren't you so sad about your coach?" SSJ3 asked.
"I am. Why do you think I'm not?"
"You're not crying or anything." Kablamooie explained.
"That parts over. I need to worry about the new coach now. My life hasn't ended yet."

"Hey Carebear! I bought you something!"
They all turned around. Magic256 was standing there.
"Magic! I wasn’t expecting you around here!"
"I bought you your favorite kind of RWSmoothie! Strawberry!"
"Thanks, Magic! You're truly the best!" said CareBear smiling happily.
“I told you.” Kablamooie said to SSJ3.

Jinjonator started taking all the dogs in the nieghborhood and trying to make them eat the homework while on film. Each one ran away and was barking madly. After awhile he gave up and threw the math homework in the trash.

[P_L]

Good work so far ... I like it. :)

[Jinjonator]

i don't make dogs try to eat my homework...............................as far as you know. and yer couch dies, an innocent life has been wiped off the planet, and the couch's family is probably extremely sad, and you don't even care. that's funny.

[Magic]

Great job so far RCB! Someone finally put me in their fan fic for once! Anyone who does that is awesome in my book. :)

[RareCareBear]

Part 3

"Well, guys. I gotta sleep. I'll most likely be at school tomorrow." RCB told them, tired as hell.
"Bye, CareBear!" yelled Magic256 as he walked out the door.

--
"How did you know she liked Strawberry Smoothies?" asked SSJ3 confused.
"She told me one day when she was at the smoothie shop. She said she absolutely hated Cola smoothies, because that's all they had usually instead of Strawberry." Magic replied.

The next morning, at around 5 am, CareBear was at her house.
She was doing the Trig Log Calc review math sheet, while her mom was making some special tea meant for athletes.
"Clare, are you sure you're checking over your work?"
"Mom, haven't you seen me check it over for the past forty minutes?" asked CareBear.
"You only got up forty minutes ago!"

RareCareBear got on the school bus, put on her headphones, and listened to some music. She looked out the window, out into the trees. She began to cry and started to close her eyes...


She got of the bus, and ran to the school doors. She ran inside and looked out the window. She turned away and the school bus exploded outside.

She walked up to her locker and got all her books. The other kids shortly ran inside freaked out.
RCB walked up to water fountain for a sip of water. The bell rang. She ran up the stairs to her English class.

All during the class she didn't listen. She didn't have to. All the teachers understood that. She was the smartest kid in the school.
--
It was 12:45. BrothersBear was collecting the math homework. He walked up to Jinjonator and said,
"C'mon Jinjonator, just give me the tape."
"I don't have it..."
"What do you mean? You always have this evidence to substantiate your claim."
"I didn't do the math. And a dog didn't eat it."
"Jinjonator, you should be ashamed, now because of no tape, you get 5 points off of your report card."

BrothersBear walked up to Kablamooie. He looked at the paper and shuddered.

He then walked over to CareBear and picked up the paper. He looked at RCB and said, "Go down to the principle's office."
CareBear got up and walked out the classroom door.
Carebear walked into the Principle's Office.
"You know CareBear, it's time you switched to the A.P. classes. You're too advanced for the other students. You can't refuse this because you're outdoing the teachers."
"What if I outdo the A.P. teachers?"
"Then you'll get placed in a better school."
--
After school, SSJ3 and Kablamooie confronted her about being taken out of the class.
"Why did they make you go down to the principle's office?" Kablamooie asked.
"Apparently I'm too smart for the class, or even the school. So I'm being put in the A.P. Classes. And if I'm too good for that, I'm going to be put in a different school."
"A.P.? Are you sure that you're good enough for those courses?"
"Yes. The principle has a feeling that I'm too intelligent for those so he's planning to relocate me."
SSJ3 stepped in and said, "What other school could there be around here?"
"College. That's the only other place." said RCB serenely.
"Now, now, Carebear, you know you can't go to college." Kablamooie reassured her.
CareBear looked at him.

[Kablamooie]

BrothersBear walked up to Kablamooie. He looked at the paper and shuddered.



Ha ha, nice. :rolleyes:

[SSJ3 Gogeta]

Shameless, aren't we?

[Jinjonator]

wow, 3 chapters and it's already over. that was fast.

[RareCareBear]

I have to finish my summer reading books tonight, so I have to be ready for the test tomorrow, sadly I regret myself from this, when i go off to college im not going to be in the story no more. I have been writing, but the story isn't ... fluent yet...

[RareCareBear]

Sorry for the delay…
Part 4

“That’s great!” said CareBear’s mom.
“I don’t think so, mom.” said CareBear.
“You should, it’s a high compliment.”
“I think it’s more of, ‘You’re cramping our style, stay away.’”
“Clare… you have to at least look at your grades… they’re off the charts…”
“Who cares about my grades!? All I want to be is happy!” CareBear yelled at her mother.
“They sent a letter, and apparently they’re going to test your skills at A.P. before you go in so that if you have to be transferred, they can send you right away.”
“Mom, I don’t want to go to college.” complained CareBear
“Well you’re going to have to, whether you like it or not.” Explained her mother.

Later at school CareBear was taking the test.
“What if I make myself fail…? No… I’ve tried that before, I can’t write down anything other than the correct answer.” RareCareBear thought.
When RCB was done she walked up to the principle and gave him the principle.
“CareBear, this test will be graded and given to you before you leave after school. Remember, 96-100 equals going to college, you don’t have to take the SAT’s because you took that at age 10.”

Later at lunch, SSJ3 and Kablamooie were eating.
“Why do you think CareBear looks so sad today?” asked SSJ3
“Isn’t it obvious? She’s a freshman, and she has pressure about a chance of going to college in a month. But we all know she is going to college anyway, so it’s not really a chance.” Kablamooie explained.
“Now that I think of it, Kab, I haven’t seen her in any class today; she’s just been wandering the halls.”
“Duh. The principle gave her the day off after the test.”
“What test?”
“Apparently, they gave her the senior A.P. tests, and if she aced them, it’s off to college. We all know she aced it, as always.”
“Kab, can I have your milk?” asked Magic.
“Sure, why not?”
Magic drank the milk and looked at the missing child on the milk carton.
“Guys, this is me on the carton!”
“How would you be able to tell, that kidnapping was 12 years ago!” Kablamooie laughed hysterically.
“It’s me! It just has to be!” Magic told them.
“You sure you haven’t been hanging out with Jayyne Jonstone?” said Jinjonator who was laughing so hard the words could hardly come out of his mouth.
“Well, I’m going to class, before either of you come up with a clever idea to get expelled, or worse, laugh!” said Magic, stomping off.
“He really needs to sort out his priorities.” Observed SSJ3

[Jinjonator]

"No, this isn't algebra; it's much, much harder. It's like college graduate level.""If CareBear could learn it when she was 9 you can learn it now."
you don’t have to take the SAT’s because you took that at age 10.”
wow, you think pretty highly of yourself. :p

[SSJ3 Gogeta]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

[P_L]

Yes, I thought so too ... :p
Just wondering: Will I ever show up in this again? I only appeared one time ...

[Jinjonator]

that's what we were all thinking. and i had the guts to go out and say it. just like x-play, i'm brutally honest. :p:p:p:p:p:p

[SSJ3 Gogeta]

Shameless, aren't we?

I had the guts to say it, too...

[P_L]

As did I ...
(My last two posts in this thread have been just to agree with people ... :p )

[Kablamooie]

Yah! We ar smrt two!!111111oneoneone

[Jinjonator]

Yah! We ar smrt two!!111111oneoneone
quoted for being a lie. about you anyway. :p i'm uber smart.

[Kablamooie]

quoted for being a lie. about you anyway. i'm uber smart.

:D

[RareCareBear]

I dont think that highly of myself, this is just a ploy to make sure I don't form as the main character, which I almost always do in my stories.

[BrothersBear]

Well don't look now but I think you are the main character of the past 3 chapters at least.

[RareCareBear]

That's why I have to remove myself.
And...
OMG TED! YOU'RE POSTING!

[RareCareBear]

Part 5

A week later, CareBear was packing her bags, when her brother, BrothersBear walked in.
“Yo, wanna play some Melee with me?”
CareBear looked at him with a blank face, and continued to pack
“Rare! This isn’t as bad as it seems! You’ll meet lots of people at college, and you’ll make tons of friends.” BB was trying to cheer RCB up, but failed miserably.
“I don’t want to go to college! I have to live with a roommate who’s way older than me? No way, I don’t want to be at college with all those parties and drunk people walking the halls of the housing!”
“That hardly ever happens at college, it’s just one of those rare and random events that people throw.”

Brothers Bear tossed a controller at RareCareBear, and a small smile broke through her sullen face.

SSJ3 Gogeta and Kablamooie were sitting down in a library.
“Shouldn’t we call for CareBear soon? According to BrothersBear, she has done nothing but play Melee for the past 4 hours.” Kablamooie said quietly.
“Yeah, let’s go now, I’m sick of the silence.” SSJ3 spoke very loudly, and the librarian whacked him in the head with a book.

SSJ3 and Kab walked to CareBear’s house and rang the doorbell. Then they saw a sign.
“Door Bell Doesn’t Work, Just Knock.” Kablamooie read.
They knocked on the door. BrothersBear opened the door.
“Omigod! It’s our math teacher!” Kablamooie screamed, and ran into an alley.
“Do you want Rare? She’s eating bacon right now, so I would be foolish to disrupt her. Wait five minutes, okay?”
“Okay, but can you give me some candy from that bowl next to you?”
BrothersBear gave him some candy.

SSJ3 wandered into the alley to round up Kablamooie.
“Kab, where are you?”
SSJ3 made a left in the alley and saw CareBear holding a suitcase marked with her initials yelling at Kablamooie.
“Kab, you better not tell anyone I’m running away to New York City, or I’ll kill you!” RCB was scared, but she was obviously high.
“CareBear, what drug are you using this time? Heroine or the usual?” SSJ3 was holding CareBear back from Kablamooie.
“Xinging Xoist, my creation, I only have the courage to take that one.” CareBear sat down on her suitcase and took out a pen.
“The only way to take it safely is through pen ink.” RCB almost injected, when SSJ3 took the pen away.
“You have to get off this CareBear, it’s making you be more scared than you actually are.”SSJ3 looked at the pen, trying to figure out how it worked.
“But it’s mine, and it’s not dangerous, I made it so it wasn’t dangerous. I have to go anyway, I have a date.”
“A DATE!?” Kablamooie spit out the juice he had been drinking.

To Be Continued

[SSJ3 Gogeta]

SSJ3 looked at the pen, trying to figure out how it worked.

Are you implying I'm dumb?

[RareCareBear]

It's pretty much impossible to inject a drug with a pen, so you might wonder how I inject.

[SSJ3 Gogeta]

Yeah, I kinda figured that out suddenly...

[Kablamooie]

A DATE?!? With whom, I wonder.......?

[Kazooie-Tooie]

this is looking good!

[Platinum Jinjo]

This is entertaining you should continue your story.

[Mr.Patch]

This is entertaining you should continue your story.

Yeah what he said.:rolleyes:

[RareCareBear]

Part 6


“Yes, a date.” RCB turned away from Kablamooie. Kablamooie and SSJ3 stared at her and then walked away.


Jinjonator was sitting outside a fancy restaurant chewing bubble gum.
“This bubble gum tastes good!”

Jinjonator then saw RCB emerge from a blue city bus. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Kazooie-Tooie emerge from the restaurant. Kazooie-Tooie was dressed in a tuxedo. RCB crossed the street and when she got to the other side hugged K-T. RareCareBear was dressed in a red gown with flower designs sewed in.

Jinjonator took out his cellphone and dialed a number.

“Platinum Jinjo! You won’t believe what I just saw!” Jinjonator frantically said.
“Hoy, what is it Jinjonator?”
“I just saw Kazooie-Tooie and CareBear at Daria’s Steakhouse.”
“Let’s not jump to conclusions, how were they dressed?”
“Rare was in a dress and K-T was in a tuxedo.” Jinjo was getting more excited as he spoke.
“Alright then. Time to crash this date! I’ll be there in 10-15 minutes.”
“ Yes! I’ll be waiting right outside.” Jinjonator closed his phone.

—

“What would you like to order?” A waiter asked.
“A steak and possibly some mozzarella sticks?” RCB said, checking out her menu.
“And you?”
“Oh I’ll get a steak and some venison.” replied Kazooie-Tooie.
The waiter walked away and into the kitchen.
—

Kablamooie and SSJ3 were sitting on a couch. Kablamooie’s ringtone starts up.
“What is that ringtone?” SSJ3 asked giggling.
“It’s Malchik Gay, duh. Um… hello?”
“Hi, it’s Jinjonator. I’m right here with the greatest news!”
“What?” Kablamooie asked yawning
“We can crash Kazooie-Tooie and Rary’s date. Come to Daria’s Steakhouse immediately.” Jinjonator hung up.

“C’mon Gogeta! Let’s go and crash this date!”

To Be Continued :)

[Kazooie-Tooie]

Nice chapter! so I'm the date...

[RareCareBear]

Part 7


After about 15 minutes a large group of teenagers in tuxedos was gathered outside Daria’s Steakhouse. Jinjonator looked at all of them and turned to Platinum Jinjo.
“I thought it was just gonna be me, you, Kablamooie, and SSJ3 Gogeta.” Jinjonator whispered to Platinum
“We need much more people to crash this date.” Platinum whispered back to Jinjo.

“I am Banjo-Swopooie.” A kid said with an Italian accent. “I’m in the mafia.”
“I’m ChillyDark. I would’ve liked to crash a date at Chili’s but… this is Daria’s Steakhouse.” He had his arms akimbo.
“Yo, I’m Jumbo Mumbo! Time to eat some steak!” Jumbo Mumbo’s eyes were wide.

The group when into Daria’s Steakhouse.

__

CareBear picked up a biscuit and ate it, and heard someone yell…

“Heave Ho!” Shouted Banjo-Swopooie as he hurled a bread roll at RCB knocking her out of her chair. Kazooie-Tooie dashed over to RareCareBear and helped her up. Jumbo Mumbo threw napkins and Kikoman Soy Sauce containers at the couple.
Jinjonator was busy eating a cake. He didn't want to crash a date. The frosting was too good.
Chilly dark took a gigantic plate of steak smothered in gravy and tossed at RCB. Her entire dress was stained with gravy and steak juices.
Platinum Jinjo threw a bunch of cupcakes at KT.
“AAAGH! Cupcakes! My worst fear!” KT fell to the ground crying.
Kablamooie threw a chocolate cake at CareBear. She fell to the ground unconscious.
SSJ3 walked passed them, sighed, and dropped chopsticks on KT and RCB. The chopsticks made KT go unconscious.

The date crashers left, leaving KT and RCB on the floor.

….
1 hour later.
…

“Clare, wake up. Wake up!” Kazooie-Tooie shook CareBear awake.
“Mom, c’mon 20 more minutes of sleep before I get up for school?!” RCB groaned at opened her eyes.
“Oh, hi Kazooie-Tooie.”
CareBear got up and put her arms around Kazooie-Tooie and complained,
“Can we just go over to your place?”

To Be Continued :)

[Kazooie-Tooie]

AAAGH! Cupcakes! My worst fear! XD

[Banjo-Swopooie]

Heave Ho! FWWOOMP.

Ice Mario: Hey, I'm trying to eat over here!

Sorry...:P

[chesee king]

thats some good stuff right there wheres the part about the squirrels taking over ..oh wait never mind

[RareCareBear]

Part 8

The next day it was Monday, the start of a new week at school. At lunch they sat at their table, moping about how the crashing did not work out as they had planned.
“Well, I didn’t feel too great when I knocked CareBear out with the cake. I didn’t want to hurt her.” Kablamooie said sadly.
“Did you see how weak Kazooie-Tooie was? I knocked him out cold by dropping chopsticks on him.” SSJ3 spoke with amusement plus puzzlement.
“We can’t let CareBear stay with a weakling like him” articulated a voice.
“Who said that?” Jinjonator looked behind him and saw BrothersBear standing behind them.
“AAAGH! Teachers! My worst fear!” Platinum Jinjo hid under the cafeteria table.
“You crash dates with no style at all. Trust me, I was there. Sitting with the principle talking about Rary’s future. A breadstick poked me in the eye. You need to work on your aim.” BrothersBear sighed, “It’s as if you all have the hotz for her except SSJ3, well, he’s too cool for that. You know what SSJ3, I bought you a car, and here are the keys. Drive yourself home and don’t come back until next week.
“Sweet!” SSJ3 got up and dashed outside the school. A few seconds later, a car engine started and the car drove away.
“Oh, I almost forgot. Over there on the other side is The RareCareBear Club. If you join you have a much higher chance of getting Rary to feel attracted to you. They do some sort of ritual every lunch period. I think Kazooie-Tooie was part of that group…”
Kablamooie ran over to The RareCareBear Club and sat down.
“Hello…” Kablamooie said nervously.
“Hyaaa! Before you can join The RareCareBear Club, you must answer this question.”A young karate boy screeched.
“Kayz.”
“What is RareCareBear’s favorite color?”
“Uh…. Um… Purple.”
“Ah, crapola. I didn’t even know.” A young boy in spectacles said.
The RareCareBear Club surrounded the boy in spectacles and accused him, “A tory! A tory! A spy! Sell him to the cliques so they can do what they wish with him!”
“No! Please no! Don’t give me to them!” The boy in spectacles was carried to the popular girls clique.

“Welcome, Kablamooie. You are now a player for RareCareBear. May the best man win.” The karate boy bowed.

“Why are there girls here too?” Kablamooie inquired.
“Oh, don’t worry, they don’t have a chance with her.”

To Be Continued 

[Kazooie-Tooie]

“Why are there girls here too?” Kablamooie inquired.
“Oh, don’t worry, they don’t have a chance with her.”
XD

[RareCareBear]

Part 9

“Ah, but even as a karate boy master, I have forgotten to give you my name! People call me Soulreaper.” He laughed.
As Kablamooie looked at Soulreaper, he felt a large challenge arising. This kid too was trying to get RCB for himself.
“From now on, you have to eat with us at lunch, next to the mafia.” Soulreaper pointed to a group of teens in suits eating Italian bread a table down. Kablamooie looked back at his old table. He saw Jinjonator, Platinum Jinjo, and Magic dancing around the lunch table chanting, “EGA HOOWA BOILA!”
Kablamooie sat down with the RareCareBear Club. He saw two girls sitting diagonally from him, a blonde and a brunette. They seemed to have a lot to say about RCB.
“The blonde is Lara, the brunette is Gwendolyn. They are close friends of RCB. They feed us inside information, and they seem to know a lot about the inside personality of her.” Soulreaper explained.
“But why are there other girls here?!” Kablamooie asked, annoyed.
Soulreaper sighed, “I told you already, they have no chance with her.”
Everyone’s beepers starting beeping all of a sudden. They all looked up with a sense of urgency and got up and head for the school office.
“Wow. All these people here. What seems to be the problem?” An office woman spoke from behind the counter. Kablamooie read her nametag; it read ‘Mandy.’
Soulreaper pointed to himself and moved his hand around the rest of the RareCareBear Club as if he was reporting the weather, saying, “Everyone here feels sick to their stomachs. Can we call someone and let them pick us all up?” Everyone starts acting as if they’re about to puke.
Mandy, not caring one bit if they stayed or left, handed Soulreaper the phone and walked away. Soulreaper dialed a number. The phone rang.
“Hello? Yeah, P_L, can you pick us up, like, RCB is in danger.” Soulreaper whispered into the phone.
“Oh, yeah, sure. I’ll be there in ten minutes.”

Kablamooie tried to wait for ten minutes to pass quietly, but the smell of pie wafted towards his nose. He ran over to the cafeteria line, cutting tons of kids, and took an apple pie and ate it. When he got back, P_L had arrived. He brought with him a gigantic black van. They all hopped into the van.
“Soulreaper, what kind of peril is RCB in?” Kablamooie asked, puzzled.
“Kazooie-Tooie’s taking her to a haunted house. To be more specific, The Haunted House of Chainsaws.”
Soulreaper looked at Kablamooie with the most worried look on his face.
“Oh crap… Doesn’t CareBear seizure when it comes to chainsaws?” Kablamooie’s puzzled face switched to a serious face.


To Be Continued.... ?

[Kazooie-Tooie]

Damn, I'm stupid.
And I hate haunted houses. :P

[Kablamooie]

Yay! I got da' pie!

[fategirl132]

Quite an interesting fanfic you've got going here RCB.Very good. It appears all the fellas have got the hots for you :)

[RareCareBear]

Part 10

RareCareBear and KazooieTooie stood outside of The Haunted House of Chainsaws, holding hands. The line was small. This haunted house was deep in RWCity, so it would be awhile before everyone from the RareCareBear Club would arrive. When it came to enter the haunted house, they gave in there tickets and went in. They entered a sort of lobby, with a woman dressed up as a vampire, who spoke with the most enigmatic voice you could ever dream of.

"Just some guidelines to help you survive your stay here at The Haunted House of Chainsaws... One, don't touch any of the characters... Two do not touch any of the decorations, and three, DON'T HIT THE EMERGENCY SWITCH UNLESS IT'S AN EMERGENCY. Thank you for your time." The vampiress showed them the door and opened it with grace.

Rare clung to KT as they entered a dark, smoky hallway. Suddenly a dim light turned on slowly, and they entered a room with a sort of checker board pattern. The lights were flashing so fast that it nearly made Rare scream, they were strobe lights. Rare buried her head in KT's chest. The two walked on, to see a place like a surgery room. CareBear couldn't bear to look, the walls were plastered with severed body parts. And on the operating table... there was a totally mutilated body.. drenched in blood. Rare diverted her eyes away from the and she began to cry, she was always easily scared.

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The RareCareBear Club's van pulled into the parking lot. Inside they dressed as body guards, and made sure they looked older than they actually were. 5 of them got out and walked with pride up to the ticket attendant.

"Hello, I am Agent Brokolsky, from the RWProtection Unit." Soulreaper, said, showing his badge, "I am afraid that we will need to be on premises with our client, RareCareBear, for she has a certain condition that could be brought on by fright."

The ticket attendant was smoking her cigarette and spoke with a raspy voice. "Go ahead, just don't touch any character or decoration, mkay?"
So, the "body guards" ran inside the haunted house.

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"Luke... I'm scared..." CareBear whimpered.
Luke held her close. "Clare it's gonna be alright, none of this is real anyway."

They passed into the next room, and she calmed down. Just as she had gained her composure... She heard something. The one noise she ever truly feared. The rev of a chainsaw.

Soulreaper heard the chainsaw, he ran as he fast as he could.
"People move out!"

Rare screamed.

Soulreaper reach the opening of the room, and saw her fall. He saw her eloquent hair fall down beside her. He ran to her and nearly tripped himself. He picked her up and told Kab to talk to Luke, who was in shock.

Kab told him in a calm, quiet, proffesional voice, "Hey calm down there Mister. It's going to be alright, we are her body guards. We're hired to serve Miss Clare whenever she is in trouble. It's completely normal. I suggest you go home, and tell no one of this, because we always promise zero publicity for our clients."

Everyone marched out of the haunted house. They hopped in the van and drove off. Everyone celebrated in the van, but Soul sat near Clare the entire time, holding her hand...

To Be Continued...

Sorry guys, about the whole, not posting chapters every month or so habit. I promise to have a chapter out every few days from now on, and if I forget, hold a gun to my head and tell me to write.

[Peanut]

Whoot its very good.(The Ker-bump thing was my Idea.)

[Kablamooie]

A new chapter? YAYSOO!

[RareCareBear]

Part 11.

Kablamooie went in the back and looked at Soulreaper. Soulreaper's eyes were fixed on RCB. Kablamooie backed away slowly and turned around. Soulreaper said, "You know, for years, I've never been able to take the chance and even talk to her. Now I'm here with her, for the first time ever. She's even prettier than in the pictures."
Kablamooie turned back.
"May I be so bold to ask who started the RareCareBear Club, Soulreaper?"
"Heh. RareCareBear herself, hence the name. It was started back in elementary school, but the club novelty wore off and RCB left the club. However, nearly all of us remained, and we swore to ourselves we would get CareBear. We --"
"Were in distress?"
"We had an obsession." Soul then took the time to actually look aat Kablamooie face-to-face. "Now that our mission has been completed, we can leave this place."
"Leave..?" Kablamooie began to look worried.
"That's what RCB's plans originally were, to flee to New York City with the rest of the club. The plan is in set. The van is already headed towards NYC. We're stocked with supplies that should last one week."
"..."

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Meanwhile, a moving truck came up RCB's block. It stopped right in front of her ex-neighbor's house. A young boy stepped out. BrothersBear stepped out to see if he could help.
BB saw the boy and greeted him, "Hey there, and just who might you be?"
The boy replied, "My name is NezaKee, but you can just call me Neza. I'm moving in next door to you."
BrothersBear smiled. He had another kid to teach complicated math to.

____

Meanwhile, everyone was just finishing up school. Jinjonator and SSJ3 were speaking to each other.
"Hey SSJ3, did you notice that a huge chunk of students were missing from a lot of our classes?"
"Yeah, apparently they all went home, it probably had to do with the food from the cafeteria or something."
"I guess you're right."
Magic came running up to them.
"Dude! I'm seriously the little boy on this milk carton! I looked at some of my baby pictures and the faces match!" Magic was panting really loudly, he had just run up 6 flights of stairs.
____

"So... any idea where we're going to stay, Soul?"
"Oh we bought this huge place that should fit all of-"
Kablamooie and Soulreaper heard a noise and looked around. They saw Rary. She had awoken.

To Be Continued.

[Peanut]

*Hugs Mom.

[Peanut]

*puppy dog eyes*
It's been 6 days.

[SSJ3 Gogeta]

What the f**k is going on, here?

[Peanut]

What the f**k is going on, here?

She bumped her old fan-fic and I want her to write a new chapter.

[SSJ3 Gogeta]

I mean IN the story.

[NeoGC]

i wanna die,and then come back in the nick of time, Like Barbossa in Pirates of the caribbean.


EDIT: 100th POST!!!! WOOHOO!!! ( partys )

[Pez]

100th POST!!!! WOOHOO!!! ( partys )

Congratulations....:x

Is this going to carry on after that huge Ker-bump?

[Peanut]

Congratulations....:x

Is this going to carry on after that huge Ker-bump?

It should.She said she was gonna continue.Also I beleive shes still exepting entrys.

[Pez]

It should.She said she was gonna continue.Also I beleive shes still exepting entrys.

Entries?

For what?

[RareCareBear]

Entries into the fanfic, I need more characters. :P

[NeoGC]

MEEE!!!

[QUOTE] i wanna be in it! --neoGC [/QUOTE

[RareCareBear]

Part 12

"Like, dude where am I?" Rare let out a huge yawn.

"CareBear!" Kablamooie and Soulreaper ran over to her.

"Kablamooie! Wait... who the cabbage are you?"

"Clare... it's Soulreaper." Soulreaper gave her time to think. "Do you remember me?"

"Whoa, dude, like THE Soulreaper from FOUR years ago?" Rare was still tired, and this made her more tired.

"Uh, Yeah." Soulreaper thought to himself, "Was it really that long?"

"Care Bear, how are you?" Kablamooie asked. He obviously was happy by the expression on his face.

"Dude, of course I'm happy. Just a little bit confused is all." Rary laughed.

P_L walked in and said to Soulreaper, "Sir, we are almost there, only like 30 -"

"P_L?" Care Bear nearly sat up in her seat. She rarely saw P_L.

"Oh hi RCB, how're ya feelin'?" P_L smiled.

"Good, can't complain."

"That's great."

P_L spoke to Soulreaper again, "Sir, as I was I was saying, we are 30 minutes away."

"Gah 404. This sucks." Rary sighed.

"Pardon?" Kablamooie asked.

"Nothing, the RareWitchProject forums are having the '404 server not found' thingy."

"Oh."

~~

Jinjonator sat at home with with his computer, scrolling through the RareWitchProject Forums. Jinjonator sent RCB an IM.

(10:19:35 AM) Jinjonator: Is RWP not working for you?
(10:19:42 AM) Jinjonator: I'm getting 404 errors.
(10:19:46 AM) RareCareBear: gah
(10:19:48 AM) RareCareBear: 404
(10:19:52 AM) Jinjonator: And I don't like 404.
(10:19:59 AM) Jinjonator: 404 is an unholy number.
(10:20:30 AM) Jinjonator: And why, out of all the numbers, did they choose 404? What makes it so special?
(10:20:52 AM) RareCareBear: i know
(10:21:30 AM) Jinjonator: Why?
(10:21:52 AM) RareCareBear: because its evil
(10:22:06 AM) RareCareBear: the devil marked it when numbers were made
(10:28:52 AM) Jinjonator: YES!
(10:28:54 AM) Jinjonator: YES!
(10:28:59 AM) Jinjonator: OH GOD, YES!
(10:29:03 AM) Jinjonator: YEEEESSSSS!
(10:29:06 AM) Jinjonator: HARDER!
(10:29:08 AM) Jinjonator: HARDER!
(10:29:10 AM) RareCareBear: YESSS!!!
(10:29:10 AM) Jinjonator: :p

"Yay! It's back up." RareCareBear was very happy.

P_L turned to Rary. "Mistress, what would you like to eat for dinner?"

"Eh, how about some fried fish?"

P_L smiled and said, "I'll get right to it."

P_L left.

"Alright, Soulreaper, I knew you guys would one day drag me back here. So where are we going?" RareCareBear took out a candy cigarette and smoke it.

"We are going to New York City."

"My hometown? Heh. You never cease to amaze me Soul." Rary giggled.

"Thank you, Clare." Soul laughed as well.

"Wait, one second. I have an IM."

~~

(10:35:31 AM) darkjediben: WTF?
(10:35:34 AM) darkjediben: RWP
(10:35:39 AM) darkjediben: is dead
(10:35:43 AM) RareCareBear: again?
(10:35:46 AM) darkjediben: yes

RareCareBear checked RareWitchProject, AGAIN. Yes, it was down. RareCareBear got up from the computer and hugged Soul.

To Be Continued.
...

(10:59:30 AM) Jinjonator: wtf @ RWP
(11:07:34 AM) RareCareBear: wtf
(11:07:36 AM) RareCareBear: apache

[Peanut]

"404'D" is my catchphrase in everyday life when someone gets deneid something.

[Soulreaper41392]

Oooooh, you should add Chelsea as a random character :p

[gscodeseeker]

Mommy can i be in it.

[fategirl132]

I wanna be in it!!

[RareCareBear]

PART 13

Rare had her fried fish and played some Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition. Kablamooie sat there looking at all the villagers trying to give Leon hugs.

Lara and Gwendolyn walked in.
Gwendolyn said, "Hi, uh, sir Soulreaper, we are at our location."
"Perfect. Start unloading the van." Soulreaper walked out to the front of the van.
Kablamooie was alone in a room, with RareCareBear.
"H-h-hi Clare."
"Hi" RareCareBear hugged him.
Kablamooie blushed and hugged back.
RareCareBear went up to a typewriter and saved, and then pressed the power button at the top of the Wiimote.
"'Kay we might as well see if we can help unload." RareCareBear pulled Kablamooie by the hand out of the van.
RareCareBear saw the two-story house the RareCareBear club had bought. She carried some bags into the house. I had a quite eloquent foyer, with wood paneled floors. There was a piano in a room to the left, and straight in front of her there were stairs.
"YOU CAN DROP THOSE BAGS RIGHT THEREEE!!!!"
RareCareBear turned around and saw a small boy.
"Um, hi?"
"I AM NEOGC!!!! AND I WILL TAKE YOUR BAGS UPSTAIRS!! I AM YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR!!!"
"Lulz, Kay."
RareCareBear gave Neo the bags. Neo ran upstairs like a child who has consumed large amounts of sugar.

Soulreaper walked up to CareBear.
"Ah, there's no need to worry about carrying anything, we've got very nice nextdoor neighbors with children, NeoGC and gscodeseeker."
Another boy ran by.
"Is that gscodeseeker?"
"Uh, yeah, I think."
"I'd hate to be their mother."
That night, there was a barbeque in the backyard. The entire neighborhood came.

Rary saw someone she hadn't seen in a LONG time.


To Be Continued.

[Kain Horward]

If you need another person, i'll gladly be in it.

[RareCareBear]

Part 14

It was opi papi. She walked right up to Care Bear and slapped her. Rary didn't slap back; instead she looked at her. Rary fell against the wall and she discreetly pressed a button that called for security.

NeoGC and gscodeseeker took her away.

Rary shook with fear. She never expected to see opi papi again. She heard a calm voice.
"You okay?"
She turned around, and saw Soulreaper standing there. She flung her arms around him and wouldn't let go. RareCareBear cried.
"How d-did she find me?"
"I don't know, but I promise you she won't be coming back anytime soon."

At the barbeque, The RareCareBear Club sat with the neighbors, eating hot dogs and hamburgers, while discussing plans for the house. RareCareBear saw ConkerKing, walked up to him, and stepped on his foot. "Oh, I'm so sorry, but that's what you get for using RareWitchVillage in another fanfic. Hpmh." RareCareBear marched off.

She walked into the house, which was darkly lit; by scented candles. Out of nowhere, a young boy ran out.
RareCareBear went "Eep!"
"Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Neza, and you went missing, people are looking for you, ya know?"
"Well, Neza, I'm not going back, and I don't think I want you going back and telling the police where I am."
"I wasn't gunna tell anywayz, I just came because I hated my new house. The one right next to your old house."
So, Rary showed Neza his room, and let him outside into the barbeque.


To Be Continued...

When Neza returns.

[Peanut]

And I have returned so feel free to continue.

Editz: duz I reallie talck all mispelled and ztuff.

[Peanut]

I've been told to write the next chapter so here goes nothing.

The party continues on until greatman showed up.

"Is this where the party is" said greatman."Connor"! said RCB as she tackled him."How did you know there was a party". said RCB.I just read the posters all over town" said greatman.

Just then a giant wave of people storm into the party with Pinkbull on a litter.

"What the h***" said Soul.Anybody up for a party crash said Pink the town prankster."Anybody up for a crashing" said Pink.

Then Master of puppets replaced the calm party music and everyone who had been eating the brownies or drinking the punch acted funny.

Ha who could ever forget the classic spiked punch and "special" brownies." said Pink."Get out the party goers (this is a word right?) yelled!"Not so fast" said pink "I don't do things for free how about a kiss."Hell no said RCB while punching pink in the face now get off my ****in' lawn".

"Whatever we have bigger fish to fry.*Pink and friends walked away.*

What the hell was that about." said P_L."I don't know said Neza but I shouldn't have ate that brownie. I'm gonna stop standing up now." *Neza falls over*.

[RareCareBear]

Part 16.

After the barbeque, RareCareBear went up into her private Quarters. She took out a book named "Sex And Stop N' Swop" and began to read. About an hour later, RareCareBear heard a knock at the door. She opened it slightly and she saw Greatman.
"Oh, hey Connor, want to play some Resident Evil 4 with me?"
"That sounds fun."
And so then, they played Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition.

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Meanwhile, downstairs, Kablamooie and Soulreaper sat down at the kitchen table.
"Something tells me this Connor kid is up to no good." Soulreaper stated bluntly.
"Oh you're just jealous." Kablamooie laughed.
"So what if I am, I still don't think it's wise to have him around Clare."
Kablamooie sighed and rolled his eyes.

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Then, back in RareWitchVillage...

"I just don't know where she could be officer, and now the next-door neighbor NezaKee is missing too!"
"Don't worry Mrs. Bear. We'll set out an amber alert and within a matter of days, we'll find your daughter Rare C. Bear."
"Okay... I just miss her so much."
"Alright, arrive derci, Mrs. Bear."
"Ciao, officer."
Rary's mother put the phone on its hook as a tear rolled down her cheek. BrothersBear walked up behind her and said,
"Mom, they'll find her, don't worry."
"But they have no clues as to where the ***** she's at!"
"Just have faith."

BrothersBear walked away and started playing Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition.

To Be Continued. I promise. ^_^

[RareCareBear]

Part 17.

Soulreaper sat in the the dark kitchen, pondering. P_L came in.

"Sulz, is everything alright?"
"Yeah, I just don't feel so comfortable having Greatman and Clare alone behind closed doors."
P_L, wanting to please his leader, went upstairs to RCB's room. He opened the door and saw the two playing video games. A wave of relief fell over him, and he thought to himself, "Sulz should not worry so much…"
P_L spoke up.
"Erm… Miss Rary?"

Clare paused Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition and looked up.
"Yes, what is it?"
P_L took a breath and said, "We’re planning on watching a movie. Might as well come downstairs and chill."
Rare, P_L, and greatman went downstairs. She bid Connor farewell and waved as he left the house.

She and P_L then walked to the living room. Rare sat next to Soulreaper on the couch. The movie they were going to watch was The Shining. Rare was all like, "Yay." Into the first five minutes of the film, Sulz had snuck his arm around Rary's waist. When she noticed this, she couldn't help but feel all warm inside. She felt embarrassed, so she, naturally, blushed. She tried to cover it up by acting scared by the movie.

Finally Rary gave into the fact that she was not scared. She admitted to herself that she in fact had a very huge thing for Sulz. So, she clinged to him.

Kablamooie sat across from the two, and he noticed. He was upset at the obvious fact that there was attraction between Sulz and Rary. He grew overly jealous, and wished to exploit them in any way possible. After the movie, had ended, Rary had fallen asleep on Sulz.
He didn't seem seem to care.
Kab spat out, "Aw, look at the two, so cute!!"
Kablamooie marched out of the room.
Rare opened her eyes slowly.
"What's his problem?"

To Be Continued.

[Peanut]

Very nice.

[Kablamooie]

What? We haven't set up the Christmas tree yet? That'd make a great holiday spirit chapter!

[RareCareBear]

Part 18

The next morning, Kablamooie was being rude to Soul and Rary.
"Kablamooie, won't you come with us to buy the tree?" P_L stood in the doorway. Impatience was painted all over his face.
"And leave those two all alone in the house? I think not." Kablamooie sneered.
Rary sank in her chair. She mumbled something, and ran into the bathroom. She fell to the floor and started crying.
Kablamooie face turned slightly pale, and he looked at Sulz, filled with guilt.
"Now look what you've done!" Sulz got up and ran up to the bathroom.
"Clare... are you alright in there?"
Rary lied, and spat out, "I'm fine!"
"Can I atleast come in?" Soul was heavily worried. The door slowly opened, and he saw her face, eyes red from crying. He closed the door behind him.

Kablamooie began to clutch his chest, and he reached out to grab a phone. He fell to the floor, and he started to dial each digit for 9-1-1 with each taxing breath.

Meanwhile, Sulz was holding a hysterical RareCareBear. However, she heard a sound that silenced her. She fell unconscious.
"Clare..? Wake up!"
Clare did not respond. Sulz then heard the sirens of an ambulance. He could bring Rary to safety, but that brought risk. If they happened to find about the kidnapping, all of them would be arrested. He heard the sirens nearing. He picked Rare and brought her downstairs. The paramedics bashed down the front door with a cot, they put Kablamooie on it, and pulled him out. One of the paramedics noticed Sulz.
"Is she okay?"
"She just... passed out." Sulz tried to explain.
"Well, Okay, we'll take her too."
The next minute or so went by very fast, and before he knew it, Sulz was in the ambulance with Rary.

To Be Continued.


Oh yeah,
ebrizzlez's Judgment of the New World. (http://www.freewebs.com/ebrizzlez/Judgement%20of%20the%20New%20World%20by%20EbRiZZle z.pdf) Erm, yeah, you should read it, it makes this story make more sense.

[Kablamooie]

Well, shucks. I drank too much eggnog, huh?

[Madous]

...I just now started reading this. You never told me I was in it. XD!

Speaking of which, I kinda just... Disappeared. Where'd I go? :p

[RareCareBear]

Part 19

The RareCareBear Club's van pulled up into driveway of their residence. P_L noticed something was up. He stepped out of the front door of the van to notice the entrance of the house busted down. He peered around, looking for any other damage.
P_L called out for Soulreaper, only to hear the chirping of birds as a response.
"Clare..?" P_L stepped slowly into the ghost of house. The other RCB Club members stepped out.

"Guys, do any of you have Sir Soul's number and a celly?" P_L was embarrassed; he did not have a cell phone.

- - - - -
Inside of the ambulance, Sulz sat, watching Clare. All of a sudden, the car came to a screeching halt. A paramedic opened the back doors and said, "Sir, we are stuck in congested traffic, we will take her to the hospital via helicopter. You can stay here."
Sulz nodded, and RCB was taken away to a nearby helicopter on a rooftop. …But Soul looked out the window and noticed something. There was absolutely no traffic ahead of the ambulance. As he was peering near the front of the ambulance car, he caught a glimpse of the driver's eyes in the rear-view mirror. They were filled with malice. Sulz saw the man whisper something incoherent, and quickly jumped out the ambulance and ran to a nearby alley. The ambulance exploded. Sulz continued to run and he ran into a boy, who in turn dropped his ice cream.
"Whoa. Sulz. What are you doing downtown?" It was Connor.
"You see where that helicopter was headed off to?" Sulz gasped for breath as he let the words out.
"It went in the direction of the Bronx, why?"
"Clare is on that helicopter, and there are not good people with her.."
"Well, I know one of the fastest ways into the Bronx, come with me." Connor brought Sulz to a bus stop, where they stood, waiting for the bus.

Sulz's cell phone began to ring. He flipped it open and answered.
"Hello?"
"Soul, it's P_L.. Where on earth have you been?"
"Oh. Manhattan."
"You say that so casually, as if it's normal."
"Oh, and Clare's been kidnapped. Not by us this time."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Wow. Amazing."
"So…"
"Where are you guys going?"
"Da Bronx."
"Want me to drive you, or..?"
"No, that's okay, we're taking the bus."

To Be Continued.

[Peanut]

This is a blank space so new chapter can be posted.

[RareCareBear]

Part 20

Soaring through the sky, the helicopter tore through peace . To all of her friends, Clare was just a regular girl. When they are enlightened, they shall be in danger as well, because they know the truth. The world is going to change in a matter of hours.
The time is 11:00 AM.
- - - - -

Back in RareWitchVillage, Jinjonator, Magic, andd Gogeta sat in the cafeteria.
"When there's like half of the student body missing, it tends to get a bit lonely. " Magic sighed .
"Only for you. I say we take over the school, turn it into a hot nightclub." Jinjonator smirked and leaned forward,
"How about it?"
SSJ3 had recently gone corrupt to Jinjonator, so the agreed to the idea.
- - - - -

Connor and Soulreaper stood at the bus stop. They checked the time. It was 11:25.
"Well, maybe this isn't the way."
Sulz sighed and called up P_L, asking for a ride.
"So, how's Kablamooie?" Connor asked, trying to pass the time. It hit Sulz. There were two ambulances. Kab in one, Clare in the other. When Clare's ambulance had exploded, he never did see a second car. Was Kab alright? Was the call for help intercepted by the wrong people… Furthermore, was there a spy in the RareCareBear Club. These qualms seemed to haunt him.
"Kablamooie is MIA."
"…Excuse me?"
- - - -

BrothersBear sat near a telephone, making phone calls. The next person on his list was SSJ3 Gogeta.

"Uh, yeah? Jason?"
"Yeah?"
"This is Clare's brother. She is currently missing, do you ha-"
"New York City." Jason hung up.

BrothersBear fed the info to the police.

Neza walked in and took a cookie from a plate.
"Yo." Neza whispered in BB's ear.
"By God boy!! Stop teleporting all the time. Anyway, where is she?"
"Helicopter in NYC."
"That's to be expected." BrothersBear cracked up.
"You have no idea." Neza sat with him and they watched Finding Nemo.

- - - -
Clare woke up. Her eyes burst open. To her surprise she was in a freezer, a familiar sight. She heard a beeping noise , as she sat in the corner, shivering. The doors to the freezer had opened. A man with dark blonde hair in his twenties stepped through the door, bearing a handgun. He went over to a case which had a scope of sorts. He tried to open the case, but it was frozen shut. He went over to the other end of the room and turned off the freezer. Clare got up from sitting. The man did something with a card key. He walked back to the case and opened it. When he took the scope, he heard a thump on the floor and a scream.
"HELP!!!"
To Be Continued.

[Peanut]

Yo, Teleportation, FINDING NEMO! THAT'S AN IMPOSTOR. Also why did you have to include the obvious Leon in your story :P.

[RareCareBear]

Yo, Teleportation, FINDING NEMO! THAT'S AN IMPOSTOR. Also why did you have to include the obvious Leon in your story :P.

Because, it relates to the plot. :P

[Kazooie-Tooie]

Could I find my way back in somehow? o-O

[RareCareBear]

Part 21
The man jumped, and he looked out the foggy window. He saw Clare and thought, "What is she doing here too?" He hurried over to Clare whose face was painted in fear.
"Hi. I'm Leon. I'm on a mission to save the president's d'"
"I know who you are, I've played your game before." Clare rolled her eyes.
Leon grabbed Clare by the shoulders, "You think this is a game?" Leon shook Clare. "This is real life!"
"I also think there is a Regenerator behind you."
Leon heard the Regenerator about to attack, grabbed Clare and rolled out of the way. Whilst Leon wasted time setting up his rifle, Clare was prepared. She charged her Las P.R.L. 2000 and shot the Regenerator. It whined in its last moments of life, and it's chest exploded, splattering the walls with Regenerator guts and blood. Clare stood amazed at what she had just done. She smiled.
"How did you even get that?!" Leon looked at Clare like she was God, or something.
"I told you I've played this game before. Now, follow me."
Clare put up the hood of her hoodie, and slipped on her fingerless gloves.
"Let's *****in' do this." Clare put up her hair up into a ponytail and cocked her riot gun.
"I am SO hardcore."
Leon murmured under his breath, "Pssh. Show-off."

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The time is 12 PM.
Connor, Sulz, and P_L sat in the van, eating McDonald's. Neza walked into the back of the van.
"Hey guys!" Neza sat down, and nabbed a French fry.
"Whoa," Connor asked. "How did you get here?"
Neza answered as if it were common sense,
"I teleported, obviously."
"Uh, yeah. Okay."
The can came to a screeching stop halt and the staccato of banging metal was heard.
Sulz groaned, "Oh WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG NOW?!"

- - - -
The time is 12:02 PM.

Jinjonator tied up the school staff.
Platinum Jinjo, Jinjonator, and Magic made an announcement over the speaker phone.
"My fellow classmates, today is the the day you've been waiting for your entire lives. We now rule the school, and there are cupcakes on the first floor. Have a nice day, and thank you for your time."

To Be Continued.

[Kazooie-Tooie]

Still waitin' to come back in. o-O

[Peanut]

Ummm, I think you have too many subplots and random run offs in your story :/.

[RareCareBear]

Part 22

The time is 12:30 PM.
"So you're telling me that you have the ability to make whatever you want from your imagination? And that includes me?" Leon began to feel sick the stomach and sank to his knees.

"That's exactly it. You're from Resident Evil 4."
"What's that?" Leon held his head in his hands.
"It's a third person shooter video game, and your life branched out from the rest of the Resident Evil series." Clare placed her arm around Leon. "But for one thing, you're hot."
Leon sighed. "I guess so..."
"Let's go, then." Clare pushed the freezer door open.

The breathing of the Regenerators in the hall could be heard.
"Okay," Clare whispered, "We're going to run right past that guy on the right and open the door, okay...?"
Leon nodded his head, and on the the count of three they ran around the corner, right past the Regenerator, and Clare quickly opened the door and they ran through.

They walked through the hall and opened yet another door. What they came upon was a control room for a crane, for use in the dumpster. Clare felt slightly evil for once.

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The time is 12:35 PM.

Sulz walked closer to the front of the large van, and grabbed a nearby club member.
"KazooieKlunkz! What the hell happened?"
KazooieKlunkz flinched.
"Uhh! Sir Soulreaper, we got in a car accident.."
"If I could kill you right now..." Sulz let go of KK.

In the back of the van, they all were eating McDonald's.
"So, Neza. You can teleport?" Connor had an idea.

To Be Continued.

[ATC 1982]

This is funny

[RareCareBear]

Part 23

Clare picked up the grenade lying in front of the controls, and pocketed it. Leon was clueless as to what she was going to do with the controls. Out the window, several Ganados could be seen standing on the ground. There was a drop-off to the right. Clare grasped the joy stick, and picked up one of the Ganados, and dropped them off the edge. She did the same for two more, but the last one managed to shut off the control system. The single Ganados climbed up the ladder and then entered the room. Before Clare could turn to shoot, Leon had finished him off.
"Oh my god! LEON THAT WAS AMAZING!" Clare jump-hugged him, and he blushed.

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Sulz grumbled and walked to the back of the van to see abandoned McDonald's paper bags.
"Where? ..What?" Sulz stood there for a moment, before hearing footsteps behind him. He turned around and saw him. It was the driver from the ambulance.
"You know, Brett. You were pretty lucky that you survived that explosion. You were the first to survive one of my assaults... but not this time." The shady individual slowly made his way towards Sulz.
"Who are you...?" Sulz felt sick when his hands touched the corner of the back of the van.
The man laughed. "I am Edgar. The one who was CHOSEN to protect Miss Clare's powers. She herself cannot wield them I am afraid. She's too childish to realise what they were meant for." Edgar stepped forward and touched his hand to Sulz's head. "Goodbye, Soulreaper."
His vision slowly blurred, and he fell to the ground.

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"Okay, let's go now." Clare took Leon by hand and led him out the door, and she hopped down the ladder. They made their way to a near-by door, but they were stopped by a familiar voice.

"CLARE!!!!"
"... wuhh???" Clare turned around and saw three familiar faces.
Greatman, Neza, and P_L ran out of the control room and climbed down the ladder. They started to run towards her, but Leon stopped them.
"FREEZE!" Leon pulled his gun on them. They didn't seem notice.
"I SAID FREEZE, *****!" They noticed that time, and Clare pulled Leon aside.
"They're my friends. Because they obviously know my name, so calm down." Leon blushed and put his gun away.

Clare ran up to her crowd of friends and hugged them.
Connor shook her. "Clare, can you explain why you're here, or how this place even exists at all?"
She laughed.
"Well..."

To Be Continued.

[Kazooie-Tooie]

Where am I? D:

Other than that, it's gewd. :cool:

[L-Button]

Where am I? D:

This.

Also, you started this on 2006, and it's alive? :eek:

[RareCareBear]

I was lazy, so I used to update the fic every few months. ;)

[Kablamooie]

I've been gone for a while, meaning I'll probably wake up far away from home....

Kab's Bad Fur Day?

[Kazooie-Tooie]

Kab's Bad Fur Day?

Make it, now! :p

[ParadoxAuthor]

I call gregg the grim reaper!

[Kablamooie]

Make it, now! :p

*rummages around for a website that lets you make your own Choose Your Own Adventure stories*

[RareCareBear]

Part 24

"...Aaaand that's basically it." Clare laughed a bit and summoned a pizza out of nowhere so they could eat.
"...That's weird, Clare." Connor eyed Clare warily, and she glared back at him. Neza was eating his pizza when he realized something.
"...Hey, where's Ashley?"
"I replaced her. I couldn't have any competition with Leon. Because Leon's just sooooo hot." Clare leaned on Leon's arm, and Leon sat there with the most terrified face as if he'd never been hit on in his entire life.
Connor sat there, jealous as hell.
He mumbled, "..I wish Ashley was here..."
Clare sat up. Her eyes began to tear and she got up from sitting and ran and jumped into the dumpster.
Neza and Leon both looked at Connor and shook their heads.
Leon yelled, "SHE COMMITTED SUICIDE YOU IDIOT!"
"Whoa, dude, calm down no she didn't." Neza shook Leon.
"Ugh, c'mon let's just go." Connor got up and jumped into the dumpster.

Neza followed close behind and dragged Leon with him. Down in the dumpster, there lay a dead Iron Maiden. Connor pulled the levers, and they walked through the gates. They walked over the crates that had been pushed down in the shallow water and saw another Iron Maiden. Connor took out a Chicago typewriter and shot it dead.
"...How did you get that?" Leon eyed the gun greedily, and Connor put it away.
"Um, go on the internet and find out I'm not telling you."

Crying could be heard from a mini-dumpster about 10 feet from them. Connor walked up to it and knelt down.
"Clare..."
"Leave me alone." Clare sobbed harder.
Connor opened the dumpster and pulled Clare out, despite her obvious objections to the idea.
Clare sniffled, "Alright. We're going to skip the next part of the game."

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SSJ3 ran into a hospital room in an outfit you might see a ninja wearing, with awfully gorgeous black hair that decorated his face. He sat down next to Kab, who was lying on a bed in critical condition.

"Where is she?" SSJ3 looked Kablamooie in the eyes as a tear fell down his face.
"WHERE IS SHE?"

"I don't know. One minute we were fighting at the kitchen table, the next thing I knew I was lying on floor surging with pain, I could hardly move. A man was whispering to me..."
Kablamooie turned his head to look out the window.

"Could I by any chance get in contact with someone who does know where she might be?" SSJ3 pulled out his cellphone.

Kablamooie coughed out, "Call Sulz."
He dialed the number, and someone picked up. A voice answered.
"I'm sorry, Sulz can't come to the phone... I'm afraid he's met his curfew." The voice on the other side hung up.

Kablamooie let out a gasp, "That's the same person who was whispering to me during my... heart attack. I think Sulz is in trouble, SSJ3. Here, take this!"

Kablamooie placed an object in SSJ3's hands.
"What is it?" SSJ3 was puzzled.

"That," Kablamooie articulated, "is a GPS navigation system."

To Be Continued.

[RareCareBear]

The Final Chapter


The gang appeared in front of a merchant dressed in a purple. Clare walked up to him and bought two cans of first aid spray.

"Only, ONLY use it in an emergency."
Neza and greatman nodded their heads and started down the hill. They got to the a yellow elevator and went up to danger.

WHen they got off the elevator, they spotted the Final Boss, waiting for them. Clare bit down on her lower lip. The cloaked figure turned to greet her, and it obviously wasn't Osmund Saddler. It was him. Kira. L. W/e.

"Edgar!" Clare out at him and she turned a bright red.
"YOu're going too far, Edgar..."

He chuckled at her. "Me? Too far? No, I think you have that backwards."

Clare pulled out her TMP, "Let's get this over with, shall we?"
Edgar let the large plagas overtake him.

Neza and Connor charged towards Edgar and shot him down repeatedly, then to only stab him in the eye. But something was wrong, and Clare knew they wouldn't win.


However, Leon had been distracted, and walked onto a bridge that let to an adjacent platform. Unfortunately the bridge collapsed out from under him, leading him to fall to his watery demise. Luckily Clare had a back-up plan. They fought for about an hour or so, and had since run out of drugs and first aid spray.

Connor went to shoot an explosive barrel, and unknowingly Neza was picking up a shotgun ammo. Neza was killed in the blast, and well as Connor because they were too close.

Annoyed by her allies' foolishness, she called out angrily to them. However, Edgar moved too fast for her, and he stabbed her.

She dropped to the ground and released.

Suddenly they were in a graveyard as ghosts standing in front of a seemingly familiar face.

"BRETT??"

Whispering could be heard as she stared at him.... his large wings, blue skin texture, and robes. Kazooie-Tooie could be seen running around in the background.

"rez pls" Clare whispered to him.

The End (well not really it's going to be continued in the second one)