Conker 2's Comin Out In March Of 07'!!!!!

[NR dirtydan]

Yo I definitely can't wait until this game comes out. Have any of you guys heard about this new game comin out? Also if you haven't then you should try just surfin the web for it. Haven't found out any info on the web yet about it. But I have very good reliable sources that Conker 2 for the Xbox 360 will be coming out in March of 07'. My friend that I play on CLAR with has a cousin that is the designer of the Sneeker for the NEW Conker game that will be coming out. He also designed the Sneeker for CLAR on Xbox. I will be having more information soon. So be patient, and if anyone hears about any news for the New Conker game, please post it here... Also if you guys get a chance, please check out our Website, cuz I can promise you that it won't be a waste of your time. Laterz...

[Kazooie-Tooie]

Linker?

[Coolboyman]

"My friend that I play on CLAR with has a cousin that is the designer of the Sneeker for the NEW Conker game that will be coming out."

WOW... someone will believe ANYTHING. Pretty pathetic.

You know, maybe he LIED?! HUH?!

[Macsbuddy]

i have two replies depending on the situation.

1)WHOO HOO!!!! YEAH!!!! go conka! go conka! go! go! go! go! *begins breakdancing*

or...

2) Yet another member has fell victem to Coolboyman's reasoning. *cries*

try and guess the situation for each of the reaction.

[LaorBR]

Hehehe a Clan website... Brings back memories... :)

Oh yeah, about Conker. Well, I'm with Coolboyman.

[NR dirtydan]

Well kids or at least for the ones who aren't familiar with clans now, since you guys have obviously been doing this longer than me. And also I could really care less if you don't believe me because I actually have 2 sources that I can prove this on. Also for you kids who think this is the only forum worth posting on then you must really be mistaken, because if you know what GB is? Well kids GB stands for Gamebattles as in the website, which is www.gamebattles.com and trust me for all you lil kids who don't know about this then I would really consider watchin what you say and when you say it. First of all I will always have a source for something that I quote or some type of information that will back up my post. So trust me that when I say Conker 2's comin out in March of 07', then it is. But back to my other source, if any of you kids haven't already been on gamebattles then you wouldn't know GB Stealth, well for you people he's the General Manager for the whole Site and he has specific employees that actually go out to E3 conventions and such events that show all the new games comin out. Well he just recently had them go to a hearing of RARE'S and they announced that the New Conker for the 360 will be coming out in March of 07'. But thanx for you personal opinions on my post... Also I doubt that any of you have a Clan like ours, so please don't even try and compare, unless you have proof to back it up... Laterz!!!

[Banjo-Swopooie]

Hey, you know what? I think this lying cheapskate is ADVERTISING AND TROLLING!

[Icy Guy]

...and he has specific employees that actually go out to E3 conventions and such events that show all the new games comin out.
1) Coolboyman's been to just about every E3 since E3 '04.

2) I wasn't aware that Rare held their own "panels" outside of the big trade shows.

3) If there really was going to be a Conker 2, then Microsoft would have made a big announcement. Why? Because Conker is one of Rare's most popular properties. One look at any announcement about backwards-compatible games should tell you that - nearly half of the comments on Major Nelson's blog are "Where's Conker?" Plus, L&R is one of the few games that has ever knocked Halo 2 out of the "#1 Live game" spot for a week (it seems Gears hasn't even been able to do that).

4) Your "proof" doesn't seem to be all that solid. Because my second cousin's best friend's sister's ex-boyfriend's uncle told me that Conker 2 is actually coming out on the "Xbox 720."

[Platinum Jinjo]

1) Coolboyman's been to just about every E3 since E3 '04.

2) I wasn't aware that Rare held their own "panels" outside of the big trade shows.

3) If there really was going to be a Conker 2, then Microsoft would have made a big announcement. Why? Because Conker is one of Rare's most popular properties. One look at any announcement about backwards-compatible games should tell you that - nearly half of the comments on Major Nelson's blog are "Where's Conker?" Plus, L&R is one of the few games that has ever knocked Halo 2 out of the "#1 Live game" spot for a week (it seems Gears hasn't even been able to do that).

4) Your "proof" doesn't seem to be all that solid. Because my second cousin's best friend's sister's ex-boyfriend's uncle told me that Conker 2 is actually coming out on the "Xbox 720."

You can't be anymore to the point and correct at the same time.

[NR dirtydan]

1) Coolboyman's been to just about every E3 since E3 '04.

2) I wasn't aware that Rare held their own "panels" outside of the big trade shows.

3) If there really was going to be a Conker 2, then Microsoft would have made a big announcement. Why? Because Conker is one of Rare's most popular properties. One look at any announcement about backwards-compatible games should tell you that - nearly half of the comments on Major Nelson's blog are "Where's Conker?" Plus, L&R is one of the few games that has ever knocked Halo 2 out of the "#1 Live game" spot for a week (it seems Gears hasn't even been able to do that).

4) Your "proof" doesn't seem to be all that solid. Because my second cousin's best friend's sister's ex-boyfriend's uncle told me that Conker 2 is actually coming out on the "Xbox 720."

You know kid dat is really cool and all, and dat's really fascinating that your buddy has been to every E3 Convention since 04', DAMN kid why don't you give em' a cookie or somethin. Well I can tell you that it will be comin out in March of 07' and if you don't wanna believe that then I guess that's your own personal opinion. Me though, I can't till it comes out, and also are you sure your boy saw every single game that was being showed and talked about at E3. I also said that GB Stealth also had people on the low finding stuff out for him, but that's fine, I love talking with indenile personal opinion givers, it's really fascinating. So Thank You... Oh ya before I forget, CLAR actually passed up Halo 2 on for a MONTH as the Most Played Xbox Live Game, until the SCG leaked it's way out by one of the CLAR people... get your facts right kid...cuz mine our...

[Kazooie-Tooie]

You know kid dat is really cool and all, and dat's really fascinating that your buddy has been to every E3 Convention since 04', DAMN kid why don't you give em' a cookie or somethin. Well I can tell you that it will be comin out in March of 07' and if you don't wanna believe that then I guess that's your own personal opinion. Me though, I can't till it comes out, and also are you sure your boy saw every single game that was being showed and talked about at E3. I also said that GB Stealth also had people on the low finding stuff out for him, but that's fine, I love talking with indenile personal opinion givers, it's really fascinating. So Thank You... Oh ya before I forget, CLAR actually passed up Halo 2 on for a MONTH as the Most Played Xbox Live Game, until the SCG leaked it's way out by one of the CLAR people... get your facts right kid...cuz mine our...
You just said that to a Super Mod! XD

[Ice Lightning]

are you sure your boy saw every single game that was being showed and talked about at E3.

So I'm assuming every single other person that goes to E3 just happened to miss this announcement as well? Talk about bad luck....

So what's your actual proof it's coming out then? That a friend you play with online's cousin told you?

Also, if it was going to come out then, how come there's no mention of it on Rare's website anywhere? It should be mentioned at least somewhere on there.

Also if you guys get a chance, please check out our Website, cuz I can promise you that it won't be a waste of your time.Yes it is :), it just seems like you made this thread specifically to advertise that.

[Icy Guy]

You know kid dat is really cool and all, and dat's really fascinating that your buddy has been to every E3 Convention since 04', DAMN kid why don't you give em' a cookie or somethin. Well I can tell you that it will be comin out in March of 07' and if you don't wanna believe that then I guess that's your own personal opinion. Me though, I can't till it comes out, and also are you sure your boy saw every single game that was being showed and talked about at E3. I also said that GB Stealth also had people on the low finding stuff out for him, but that's fine, I love talking with indenile personal opinion givers, it's really fascinating. So Thank You... Oh ya before I forget, CLAR actually passed up Halo 2 on for a MONTH as the Most Played Xbox Live Game, until the SCG leaked it's way out by one of the CLAR people... get your facts right kid...cuz mine our...
I'd give him a cookie, but he's gotten so many cookies for his hacking work and actually contributing to the Rare community that I think it'd be stale by the time he got to it. Thanks for the idea, though.

Maybe I could give that cookie to someone who designs cheesy clan websites sprinkled with half-English expressions, badly-tiled images, and crappy rap music embedded in every page. But I don't know that'd be. Plus, since there are so many people who do that, I'd need to bake some more cookies, or maybe run over to Mrs. Field's and buy a few more.

At one of the more recent E3s, members of various popular Rare fansites - including Coolboyman (through Rare-Extreme) and Aussie Ben (of DK Vine) - were invited to a private party held by Rare. This didn't get a lot of media coverage outside of the websites of the invited. In fact, Rare even turned an MTV guy away when he tried to get in, and Gamebattles doesn't exactly strike me as a "Rare fansite," so I doubt Mr. Stealth had his "people on the low" in there. He may have people who go to trade shows, but I find it suspect that they're reporting something that no other website has a clue about.

Again, your "proof" is nothing more than hearsay, and you're clearly naïve if you consider this person on Xbox Live a credible source. This is precisely how rumors get started - someone spouts unverifiable crap, and then someone believes it and posts it on a message board. So you should definitely get your facts straight: straight from a better source. Ice Lightning suggested Rare's site, which would be first to advertise a Conker 2; like I said before, Conker is one of their hottest properties.

So, in conclusion, find yourself a better source, 'cuz this kind of "reporting" is not somethin' we roll with, kid. Thank you.

[Grey Jinjo]

Lol gangster talk. Tell your source to upload some images of the meeting after his shift at McDonald's is over.

[banjo-eighty]

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[crosseyes]

*sigh* this argument isn't getting anywhere. In case noone has noticed, we are tossing up point and pwn over and over and this guy is just spitting out the same stuff over and over and over. Just in different words. We countered everything he says, and he still just stays with one thing, not trying to counterpoint anything we say. IT is a similar tactic used by such people as eBaum and his fanboys. It occasionally results in bannings and suspensions, and even more masses of SPAM gunk clogging the forums. I belive it would be wise to close this thread early before such a point is reached.

BTW, I've always wanted a Conker sequal, but given the n00Bish ways of you, all our counterpoints, and your continued abomination of the English launguage, I choose not to belive you. I'll wait for Rare to announce something officialy.

[NR dirtydan]

Well since all you kidz have such good vocab skillz dat yo lil mommyz taught you, i'm just gonna either assume you guys are British or just very preppy, but of course not to be rude or racist of course. Because this of course can only be my personal opinion, just as all of you kidz are giving me your personal opinion. You kno it's funny how you kidz who like typing bout half a page can look up so many really cool vocab words from the dictionary. Anywayz though I really like the competitive speeches, and don't worry kidz, see where as you see me gettingh pwnd or ownd which could not be more of the same thing an any possible way, I see it as you kidz having to say that in order for you to feel more confident about your speech, which is really fascinating. And yes I also do realize that my sentence has gone on for a long time in case any of you kidz point dat out. Well I guess to make this short and sweet. I could really care less about your personal opinions about the NEW Conker for the 360 that should be coming out in March of 07'. See for 1 reason and 1 reason only, NONE of you kidz can be a 100% sure that Conker 2 for the 360 will not be coming out, so there for you can only give out your personal opinions about my statement, which I really appreciate all of them by the way. Well please keep posting in order for us to continue this very intersting and classical debate about Conker 2... Laterz...

[Banjo-Fella]

Oh, just shut up. It's clear that none of this is in any way true, and more importantly that you're probably about twelve and think that collectively referring to everyone here as "kidz" endues you with some sort of counteractive authority. If you really want attention that badly, er, in this case from the members of a gaming forum, you could try doing something worthwhile. A good start here would be to give this up, and just post stuff normally like everyone else does. Oh, sorry if you're not actually twelve, by the way, it's just the impression I get.

Actually, I'm really, really, truly sorry if you are over twelve.

[DemyGod]

So, this isn't coming out then?:-/ :confused:

[icekey]

So, this isn't coming out then?:-/ :confused:
What he said im getting a Xbox 360 later because the games that are out i like and if conker comes out it just give me more and more reasons to get it.

[NR dirtydan]

Oh, just shut up. It's clear that none of this is in any way true, and more importantly that you're probably about twelve and think that collectively referring to everyone here as "kidz" endues you with some sort of counteractive authority. If you really want attention that badly, er, in this case from the members of a gaming forum, you could try doing something worthwhile. A good start here would be to give this up, and just post stuff normally like everyone else does. Oh, sorry if you're not actually twelve, by the way, it's just the impression I get.

Actually, I'm really, really, truly sorry if you are over twelve.

Well lil fella i'm really sorry that you feel nothing I say is true, but if you wanna know the really funny and kind of obviously not to smart of a person that you try and be with the help of Webster by the way. You still can not provide any sort of proof to comeback with saying that i'm lying and that this game will not be coming out in March of 07'. Well I do thank you very much for you personal opinion kid and hope to have more of them, but hopefully next time in a more positive way going for my topic, instead of against it.

Because unlike you, I actually know how to back up my statements and if you or anyone else would rather more not like to agree with them, then that's fine to. But however I have provided my evidence that Conker will be making a debut on the 360 for a better and newer Conker than we've ever seen before. So thanx for the inspiring downfall that you tried to bring down just like the rest of your other friends that bring their negativity with them to my topic. It's actually kind of ridiculously childish in a more 2-year old of a way. But wat's really intersting to me is that the point that you would make about,"A good start here would be to give this up, and just post stuff normally like everyone else does"(u said kid), see kid if you wanna be a follower like everyone else then please go right ahead and do so, not gonna try and stop that. But if I don't wanna be like you and everyone else, then that's my choice, that for one is because i'm not like everyone else, I like being different and expressing myself differntly than everyone else does.

Now some people might think that the comment you made about everyone being normally normal and doing the same boring stuff that you like to assume everyone besides yourself does, to me, I would kind of take that as an insult and very degrading as well. So please kid watch wat you say next time, because even though some people don't take the time to actually read things twice or more, some people will notice the things you say, like me for one. And also, if you ever try and post another kidish example of how insulting and degrading your trying to be to me, please come prepared with some evidence or even a lil bit of useless data to back up your senseless ranting about how this game is not going to be made or even coming out for that matter.

Well glad we cleared that up kid. Thanx for the chat. Now is there anyone else who has heard anything about Conker comin out in March of 07' or has any non-degradable reasons why it wouldn't be made or maybe you've had a change of heart and would like to say how much you think this game will be coming out in March of 07', that of course would also be appreciated. Have fun postin...

[P_L]

Okay, first off, it should be noted that gangster-speak has the same effect on the Internet as in real life (which is making you look like a total fool).

Now then:

Well lil fella i'm really sorry that you feel nothing I say is true, but if you wanna know the really funny and kind of obviously not to smart of a person that you try and be with the help of Webster by the way.

I fail to see how a person who uses GANGSTER-SPEAK on the Internet (seriously, WTF??) is smarter than someone who takes the time to spell out their sentences and make sense (and to use the proper form of "too", as well :p).

You still can not provide any sort of proof to comeback with saying that i'm lying and that this game will not be coming out in March of 07'. Well I do thank you very much for you personal opinion kid and hope to have more of them, but hopefully next time in a more positive way going for my topic, instead of against it.

O RLY? Well, where's YOUR proof that you're not lying? ;)

Because unlike you, I actually know how to back up my statements and if you or anyone else would rather more not like to agree with them, then that's fine to.

But however I have provided my evidence that Conker will be making a debut on the 360 for a better and newer Conker than we've ever seen before.

And where exactly IS said evidence? I don't see it anywhere ...

So thanx for the inspiring downfall that you tried to bring down just like the rest of your other friends that bring their negativity with them to my topic.

Um ... downfall? What are you even talking about?

It's actually kind of ridiculously childish in a more 2-year old of a way. But wat's really intersting to me is that the point that you would make about,"A good start here would be to give this up, and just post stuff normally like everyone else does"(u said kid), see kid if you wanna be a follower like everyone else then please go right ahead and do so, not gonna try and stop that.

But if I don't wanna be like you and everyone else, then that's my choice, that for one is because i'm not like everyone else, I like being different and expressing myself differntly than everyone else does.

Sometimes it's good to be independent (i.e. choosing not to do drugs just because everyone else is). Sometimes it's also good to just follow the crowd (i.e. speaking plain English on a forum and not using ... gangster-speak).

Now some people might think that the comment you made about everyone being normally normal and doing the same boring stuff that you like to assume everyone besides yourself does, to me, I would kind of take that as an insult and very degrading as well. So please kid watch what you say next time, because even though some people don't take the time to actually read things twice or more, some people will notice the things you say, like me for one. And also, if you ever try and post another kiddish example of how insulting and degrading you're trying to be to me, please come prepared with some evidence or even a little bit of useless data to back up your senseless ranting about how this game is not going to be made or even coming out for that matter.

This paragraph has been spell-checked by the PL7764 Auto-SpellGriper v.2.1. :D

Maybe you should watch what you yourself say and make sure that you have evidence to back up your OWN statements rather than flaming other people to back up theirs.

Well glad we cleared that up kid. Thanx for the chat. Now is there anyone else who has heard anything about Conker comin out in March of 07' or has any non-degradable reasons why it wouldn't be made or maybe you've had a change of heart and would like to say how much you think this game will be coming out in March of 07', that of course would also be appreciated. Have fun postin...

I still await any evidence that any of what you have said is true.

[Grey Jinjo]

I saw you on the side of the road once with your little sign. I was going to flick you a quarter, but I just couldn't bring myself to offer you the change. Now that I know you stole a laptop to use at a McDonald's Wifi center, I'm glad I didn't.

Thank you, and have a good day. Or wait.. is that your line?

[Banjo-Fella]

Well glad we cleared that up kid.

What? You didn't clear anything up. At all. You just claimed that I was wrong, that you supposedly have proof to back up this stupid topic - proof which you've apparently already submitted but has mysteriously gone unnoticed by everyone for some strange reason, reassured us that you're an individual, really, honest, and then called me "kid" a couple of times for good measure.

Being different is all well and good, I fully advocate that sort of thing. However, generally the reason for being different is an informed one, usually due to a preference for an alternate reasoning or decision. If you wanted to be different you could, for example, repeatedly jab yourself in the eye with a fork. Not many people are doing it, you know. It's almost as though... I mean, you'd think there might be a reason why, or something! Maybe there's also a reason why not many people post irritating topics and generally make A COMPLETE ARSE out of themselves in the hopes of getting attention and a couple of visits for their website. Still, I highly recommend you give the whole eye-skewering thing a try... I feel it could do good things for you as a distinguished individual.

Don't get me wrong, here. I'm not really all that annoyed that you're claiming to have some elusive insight into a new Conker game. I mean, your friend's cousin's uncle-in-law's nephew-in-law told him so, who's not to believe him? No, I'm just annoyed at you, as a person. I'm annoyed that people like you exist, that's all. Actually, have you considered sterilisation? I hear it's THE in-thing for all those aspiring to stand out from the crowd.

[Donkey Kong]

Okay, so let me clerify everything that's been said.

Conker is most likely not coming out in March 2007 because neither IGN nor GameSpot nor Rareware have said anything about it.

I feel better now :)

[Cooki-Cooki]

hmm, weird. how come Rare is making a new game and that notice has not yet been posted on their site? and you know what its stranger? THAT THEY WILL ONLY DO IT IN 4 MONTHS!:eek: very weird, isnt it?

seriously, choose the following option you feel more comfortable with why are you posting this lies

a)you are a mental retarded

b)you dont get the deserved attention at your house

c) you dont have friends so you want to call everyone's attention

d) you think we are as stupid as you

P.D. I'll give you a penny,after that get a life. then give me the change

[jarrett155]

hmm, weird. how come Rare is making a new game and that notice has not yet been posted on their site? and you know what its stranger? THAT THEY WILL ONLY DO IT IN 4 MONTHS!:eek: very weird, isnt it?

seriously, choose the following option you feel more comfortable with why are you posting this lies

a)you are a mental retarded

b)you dont get the deserved attention at your house

c) you dont have friends so you want to call everyone's attention

d) you think we are as stupid as you

P.D. I'll give you a penny,after that get a life. then give me the change



i think he choses a combination of a and d

[Theguyoverthere]

What I'm still trying to figure out is why he still has a green square next to his posts...

And about Conker and such... Oh, do I even need to say anything? Come on. Good luck finding people to believe ya. I think you might wanna try telling yourself. He might believe it.

[repobanjo]

I think his proof was....hold on, I need to get the accent right....

yo kidz, you cant proof %100 that conker 2 iznt comin' out. glad we cleared tat out, kidz.