Freestyle anyone?

[cyberen]

sounds like a.....

wait for it........

RAT-A-TAT-RAP!

[golden jiggy]

I can write a few naff songs but not raps.

Anyone care for a naff song? I have several....

[Professor X]

I don't know how well this will go since most of you don't like rap much. But I do know it will be fun making up rap songs. Just see how well you can rhyme. You don't have to like rap either, just poetry, or rhyming. Hey whatever I'm going to start out. The rules are keep cussing to a minimum, and try to not use other people's ideas, phrases, etc.

Here goes:

I came down the street breegul in my hand,
firing eggs like I was a one-man-band.
My other hand clutchin' honey,
I need to hustle to some jinjos for a little money.
So back up and get on the floor,
I don't know much about Banjo,
so why rap any more?

Instead I gonna pull back and change my clothes,
get a banjo-mo-bile and ride on 24's.
Honey-comb shape is the way I ride,
with a 'comb in my hand and a breegul at my side.
So how could it get any worst when I'm wrong cuttin',
kazooie run fast, but she still ain't struttin',
So I came back and turned around,
only to find me in jinjo town,
it's in freezy peaks, it's cold up here,
I'm shiverin' in ma long underwear.
PEACE!


Anyone want to try one?