question-and-answer game (tons of fun!)

[Mandolin]

Here's a game that's lots of fun; I stole it from another online forum, so I hope nobody will mind. Anyway, here's the skinny: first, someone asks a question. It doesn't really matter what the question is, but since we're at the RWP I figured it would need to have something to do with Banjo. (feel completely free to break the rule anytime, though :)) Then, somebody else quotes the last person and answers their question... but the answer must be wrong and it must be funny. Simple, eh? Here's an example... (for those of you who still don't get it. You know who you are)

Q: what happened when Beavis and Butthead joined Banjo and Kazooie?

A: First, they added commentary to the little 'music video' of the characters playing music at the beginning of BK. Then, they went to BT and watched the 'bear babes DVD' at Boggy's igloo.

Okay, then, I'll start...

Q: what prizes do you get for the red, cyan, and green SNS eggs in BT?

[BKSonic1234]

A:The word "Congraturations!" flys across the screen. Then a few seconds later, "Yep. That was your prize. Wasn't Stop 'N' Swop awesome?" flys across the screen too, and you hear Grunty laugh.

Q:What would happen if Banjo and Kazooie switched places?

[Mazter Xero]

Kazooie would not even move with such a lazy bear on her backpack. And it would be funny to see Banjo spit honeycombs in Bear Blaster mode.

Q - Can Gruntilda be really killed¿

[Theguyoverthere]

A- No, she cannot as she doesn't truly exist in real life

Q- What century will BK 3 be released?

[BanjoFreak12]

1st century.

Where does Tooty like to visit in her spare time?

[Theguyoverthere]

1st century.

How does... *brain explodes*

Oh, I see... They take until the end of time, when then it resets and starts over again! :D

[gscodeseeker]

lake lauogi

EDIT:
Phantom is saddened by the lack of question here.

Question by PotO: How do two eggs patch a leaky bucket?

[Mandolin]

Why, they seal it with glue and additional plastic, of course!

How come my games always die quickly?

Just kidding. What role will Jolly play in B3?

[Mr.Patch]

They kill of bottles and Jolly teaches you the new moves

Q:How much wood would kazooie cut if kazooie could cut wood?

[Soulreaper41392]

Jolly will be a dancer at a "special" bar :D

Bottles is found having an affair with Kazooie. What happens to them?

[P.o.t.O]

(Mr.Patch) A: Depends on how many "Brown Feathers" she has left.

(Soulreaper41392) A: this happens (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/Shadow_Angel_Umbreon/AhahahaImsocrazy.png) 9 months later. ;)

Q: What form will Grunty be in in the next game?

[D. Traveler]

A: Pie with an eyeball
Q: Will Kazooie realy have the
chainsaw move in Banjo Threeie?

[lamentofking]

Q: Will Kazooie realy have the
chainsaw move in Banjo Threeie?Yes and she'll end up cutting up banjo by mistake because she is having so much fun with her new weapon!

Q: What was the name for the second Rare title for the Nintendo 64 that featured Banjo and Kazooie?

[Mandolin]

Yes and she'll end up cutting up banjo by mistake because she is having so much fun with her new weapon!

Q: What was the name for the second Rare title for the Nintendo 64 that featured Banjo and Kazooie?

A: "Banjo-Kazooie and the Gooey Kablooie"

Q: Why isn't zombie Jingaling supposed to tell anyone about his fishing trip with Lord Woo Fak Fak?

[Mr.Patch]

A: Because it wen't all brokeback mountain.

Q:What if Banjo was a girl and Kazooie was a guy?

[lamentofking]

A:Banjo would have to teach Kazzoie about the "birds and the bears"

Q: What is the name of the last level in Banjo-Kazooie?