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P.o.t.O

1st August 2004, 03:54 PM

*The gang arrives at Treasure Trove Cove*

Kazooie: Now where do we go, Jar head?

B98: Erm...To the left...I think. This is a poorly drawn map. It's like he made it with a mask on, or something.

Banjo: Well, let's go.

*Banjo and Bottles98 walk to the left, as Kazooie sneaks off to the beach.*

Kazooie: Heh heh heh...

*Banjo and Bottles98 find themselves in front of Snipper's old Shell.*

Banjo: Err...What now, Bottles98?

B98: Hmm...according to the map, it should be right here...But...I don't see anything!

Banjo: Uh-oh. Let me see the map.

*Bottles98 hand Banjo the map.*

Banjo: Hmm...I'm just as lost as you.

*Meanwhile, Kazooie sets out a lounge chair at the beach and look at the now opened, massive stone island.*

Kazooie: Hey, Something's wrong here. Something's...different.

*Suddenly, Sharkfood Island is decimated with a massive explosion. The Phantom lands softly on the sand in front of Kazooie.*

PotO: Bah! It's not there!

Kazooie: What's up, freak?

PotO: The egg! It's not there!

Kazooie: What?

PotO: I don't understand; only I know that the egg of twilight evening is in Sharkfood island...

Kazooie: Twilight evening?

PotO: Yes, each egg symbolizes an element. The dark blue is water, The red is fire, the green is earth, the magenta is evening, The Yellow is Sun, The Grey is Moon, The Tan are Creatures, The White is Day, and the Black is Night.

Kazooie: Hey, You mentioned 10 eggs.

PotO: Of course.

Kazooie: I thought there were only 6.

PotO: Ha, it shows what type of treasure hunter you are.

Kazooie: You know, "treasure hunter" is just a nice way of saying "thief."

PotO: Watch your tounge, you winged Rat!

Kazooie: That does it-

*Suddenly a ear shattering scream is heard*

PotO: What was that?!?

Kazooie: That must've been Bottles98, he always screams like a girl.

*The two run over to see what's happening.*

Banjo: Oh yeah, you wanna fight? Well...(*in a columbian accent*,) Say hello to my little bird!

*Banjo reaches for Kazooie, but doesn't find her in his backpack.*

Kazooie: I'm over here, Button-head.

Banjo: Guh...Kazooie, how did you get over there?

DB: Enough!

*And we finally see the contender. The Breegull gang, consisting of Dark Breegull, Blue Breegull, and Golden Breegull.*

PotO: It.....Is.....On!

BlueBreegull

1st August 2004, 08:27 PM

OOC: This post is so long, I have to split it into 2.

Previously...

Dark Breegull carries off his prey in his talons as he flies toward Mayhem Temple. The flight is undisturbed, until suddenly someone opens fire upon Dark Breegull. DB is hit, and drops Blue Breegull while he himself crashes into the meadow.

Blue Breegull, still unconscious, crashes into Heggy's shed. A few minutes later, he wakes up...right next to a beta form of Big Whoop! It is in the form of a BT egg, and, supposedly, was supposed to do the same thing that Big Whoop does once it is found. Blue Breegull does not notice, however.

B_B: Aaaaawwww...man...what in the name of cream cheese just happened?...I feel like I broke every bone in my body twice...

B_B surveys the landscape, but is not able to make much of it because of severe double vision.

B_B: Ouch...right now, I really wish I had a super killer king size double chocolate shake with whipped cream and a cherry on top...

Suddenly, the beta Big Whoop begins to glow a greenish hue. The entire shed is lit up by its light. The egg begins to shift its shape, and, dramatically, after a magical process, appears in front of Blue Breegull as the most delicious super killer king size double chocolate shake with whipped cream and a cherry on top Blue Breegull had ever seen! At this point Blue Breegull is convinced he is dead or insane or deadly insane, likely the latter, takes a few sips, and feels completely healed.

B_B: Mmm...chocolaty goodness!
Voice: YOU BAFOON!!!!!!

B_B turns around and sees Dark Breegull standing at the entrance

DB: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE?!?!
B_B: Not entirely, but d*mn, this is one good shake.
DB: You've just wasted the Beta version of Big Whoop that Rare originally intended to be used in BT over a SHAKE! You could've had anything, and you got A SHAKE!!!
B_B: With whipped cream and a cherry on top, don't forget, and...wait a minute...you're saying that this shake was just like Big Whoop?
DB: Yes!
B_B: And...I had the power to make it anything I wanted?
DB: Yes!!
B_B: And...when I wished for a shake, unaware of the egg, the egg turned into this shake?
DB: Yes!!!
B_B: ...Man! I made a good wish, didn't I? Nice one, me! But…what is Big Whoop? I’m still not quite clear on that one.
DB: That's it, Blue Breegull. I'm going to finish the job I once sought out to do. You don't realize what powers you have inside of you. You don't know what you can do at full power.
B_B: Well, I still don't have my ability to use my eggs, as I never got them back from the last RPG.
DB: That's not it. Now don't move, this will be quick and painful...

Dark Breegull prepares to throw one of his extremely potent Death Eggs at Blue Breegull. Blue Breegull suddenly realizes that his wish was not a complete waste, as he thinks back.

B_B: You know, there is one thing about this shake that was worth wishing for. I mean besides the whipped cream.

The shake starts to vibrate and rumble dangerously.

B_B: You see, I wished for a super killer shake...

The shake rises up into the air menacingly...

B_B: And I guess magic just seems to take things so darn literally now a days.
DB: What?-

The shake, in a screaming frenzy of bullet speed, suddenly zooms around Dark Breegull and repeatedly slams itself into him. It launches its cherry at him, which explodes on contact, then returns to the floating shake so it can be launched again. It uses its straw as a sword and cuts shreds off of Dark Breegull. Its whipped cream covers Dark Breegull, poisoning him and suffocating him. All this takes 2 seconds, and in that time, Dark Breegull is brought down. Blue Breegull calls the shake back to stop.

B_B: That's enough, shake.

The shake returns to B_B and floats to the side of him. DB lies on the ground, near death. B_B approaches him to inspect him and anything he might have.

B_B *to the shake*: Hey, you're quite a life saver. I should give you a name.

The shake floats in front of B_B affectionately

B_B: I'll call you...Mogo. ZP for short.

Mogo seems pleased. B_B bends down to check DB.

B_B *rooting around DB's items*: Interesting...
Death Eggs, which, although it takes time to charge up, causes instant death,
Poison Eggs, causing dark damage which continues to linger and take health until an antidote is used,
Sleep Eggs, which must have been the 'dart' I thought he was using,
Shadow Eggs, his normal egg which can also blind someone sometimes, and-

B_B suddenly notices a void pack

B_B: A void pack! (wink LBE)

B_B opens it to discover his entire collection of Nuclear Eggs, Water Eggs, Electro Eggs, and Super Eggs. B_B recovers the lot and gains his ability to fire eggs again. He then notices one last type of egg that DB has.

B_B: What's this... a hypnosis egg?

Mogo hovers down to it and scoops it up. B_B notices that Mogo has less liquid in it than before it fought DB. B_B figures that once it is out of liquid, it may lose its powers.

As B_B is inspecting the egg, DB regains consciousness and sees the hypnosis egg B_B is holding. Quickly, with lightning wit, he launches two hypnosis eggs at B_B and Mogo. The two fall into a state of silence. They are under DB's control!!! DB inspects the shake curiously.

DB: This shake of B_B's is quite deadly. I will take it and finish off B_B. Shake, you are under my control. Follow me!

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DB: Come, shake! You will obey me!

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DB: Bah! Why is the hypnosis not working?

Dark Breegull inspects Mogo again. Of course! It has no real mind to control. It will only obey Blue Breegull as part of the magic that was stupidly wasted. Dark Breegull considers this. Maybe, just maybe, he can still carry out his original plan. So what if the Beta Big Whoop was wasted…he can still go after the other… And, yes, perhaps he can keep Blue Breegull under his control for the time being, and have the two of them on his side until he is ready to fulfill his dubious plan. He plots how he can do this. Yes! The SnS eggs! He can use those! And, with B_B and Mogo on his side, he can at least eliminate everyone else who seeks the eggs, then gather them all, and then-!!!
It would work...wouldn't it?...

Dark Breegull hypnotizes B_B. He decides he does not want a mindless minion, but rather a dark ally with a mind of their own. It would get annoying having to tell B_B to do every single thing. DB makes B_B think that he is evil, and that Dark Breegull is his leader. That would work..

DB *to B_B*: Great. We are ready to find the SnS eggs, and I know just how. See, all of the eggs are bound to each other by a magnetic force. They all give off their own signature, and this signature can be interpreted through each egg...with the proper technology.
B_B: And how will we gain this technology? Hmm…I know! We could get it at...
DB: Castle Keep.
B_B: Of course.
DB: We will use the B.O.B. We can rewrite the system to read the egg signatures, then trace them through that machine to find the rest of the eggs! But we require two things before we can do that.
B_B: What?
DB: One, we need at least one more egg. It will be impossible to track down the other eggs without one. We need another egg to compare and contrast readings to more accurately pinpoint the eggs.
B_B: That's only one thing. What else do we need?
DB: Someone who can reprogram the B.O.B! Neither one of us can do it, and Mogo definitely can't do it. But I know where we can find someone. There is a breegull. Gold Breegull. He resides at TTC. We can go there and hire him for our plan. And, while we're there, we can also take the egg inside of Sharkfood Island! We can kill two birds with one stone!
B_B:...
DB:... Err, right, not a good metaphor to use. But you get the idea.
B_B: I do. So let's get going! I'll get the egg from Sharkfood while you recruit this Gold Breegull.
DB: Exactly.

So the three fly off toward Treasure Trove Cove.

BlueBreegull

1st August 2004, 08:28 PM

In about five minutes, they arrive, but are still airborne.

B_B: Hey, DB, look below us! It's Banjo, and B98. They're over by that old crab shell.
DB: Yes. And Kazooie is approaching the coast near Sharkfood Island.
B_B: They probably know about the eggs already. But they don't know about our plan! I'll have to act fast. You find Gold Breegull!

B_B swoops down to Sharkfood Island, with Mogo following him. He finds the Midnight Blue Egg, and takes it.

B_B: Be ready, world, there is a new B_B now.

Blue Breegull takes the egg and escapes. Moments later, PoTo enters the cave. B_B meets up with DB on the ground, who has already gotten Gold Breegull to join them.

DB *holding the midnight egg*: It all begins with this...come now. We will go to Castle Keep to reprogram the B.O.B. so we can find the rest of the eggs.
Gold Breegull: That sounds like a plan!

Mogo spins around, then suddenly starts making warning noises.

B_B: Guys, be quiet! I think Mogo hears someone coming!

The four listen, and hear a signature 'Guh-huh!' coming toward them.

DB: It must be Banjo, and that mole! They're after the eggs. We have to ambush them.
B_B: I know Banjo. He still thinks I'm good. I'll go out there and attack him. He'll never expect it.
GB: Good idea. We can wait behind this rock if you need backup.
B_B: I doubt it.

B_B struts from behind the rock.

B_B: Hey! Banjo! What are you doing here?
Banjo: Blue Breegull! Long time no see. We're trying to use this map to find some eggs.

B_B is taken aback

B_B: Uh...eggs? Using a map!
Banjo: Guh-huh!
B98 *whispering to Banjo*: I have a bad feeling about this B_B guy, Banjo...
Banjo: Nonsense. Me and B_B have been on many RPG quests before. He's pretty ni-

B_B throws a nuclear egg at Banjo and Bottles98. Bottles98 screams from the burning sensation. Then Dark Breegull and Gold Breegull step out from behing the rock.

DB: Hand over the map, unless you have a death wish.
Banjo: Oh yeah, you wanna fight? Well...(*in a columbian accent*,) Say hello to my little bird!

Banjo reaches for Kazooie, but doesn't find her in his backpack.

Kazooie: I'm over here, Button-head.
Banjo: Guh...Kazooie, how did you get over there?
DB: Enough!
PotO: It.....Is.....On!
B_B: Yes, it is! Mogo, attack!

Mogo pops out from behind B_B

Poto: What? A shake?
Mogo: Whee!

Mogo flies insanely around Banjo and B98. Within 3 seconds, they are out of the battle. B_B goes for Kazooie, and DB and GB attack Poto. Poto wields the spam reaver menacingly, and uses it to subdue GB easily. Dark Breegull flies into the air and bombards Poto with shadow eggs. Poto blocks them one by one. B_B fires a water egg at kazooie.

Kazooie: Pah! Is that all you can do? Squirt a little water?

B_B then fires an electro egg at Kazooie. The damage is critical, and she immediatly faints. Poto fires some sort of beam at DB, but DB counters with a poison egg which makes contact with Poto.

Dark Breegull: There! You only have a limited time left to live. Already the poison from my poison egg courses through your veins, paralyzing and killing your nervous system! Fight as you will, your minutes are numbered. Only by finding the correct antidote will you survive!

B_B, DB, and Mogo surround Poto. Poto looks at Banjo, Bottles98, and Kazooie, and considers his options. He already feels tired, and is in great pain.

Poto: This...is not over!

Poto disappears to somewhere is a puff of smoke

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DB: Hmph. For him to think he stood a chance.
B_B: But he is not totally unworthy. He subdued Gold Breegull.
DB: GB is not an experienced fighter. He will be our weakness in battle.
B_B: I'll revive him with some of Mogo's chocolate.

Mogo is already only 9/10ths full of chocolate.

GB: Mmm...so tasty. Great! Now, are we ready to go!
DB: Yes.
B_B: Now what about this map?

B_B takes the map from Banjo

DB: Keep it. I don't know if it is accurate. We can check later. I'll trust our B.O.B. more.
GB: Before we go, should we finish off these guys?

Bottles98 begins to stir

DB: We are wasting time already as it is. We delay any longer.
GB: Then I'll atleast set up one of my Bomb eggs. It'll take two seconds.

GB sets one of his special bomb eggs for 1 minute.

GB: The explosion will encompass the entire island, so we have to get out of here quick! They'll never make it off this island.
B_B: Let's go then!

The four then set off for Castle Keep. Banjo, Kazooie, and Bottles98 are left with 54 seconds to wake up, realize the bomb, and escape!

OOC- My fingers hurt like all of hell. I hope I didn't make to many typos, but I'm to tired to check.

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

2nd August 2004, 03:03 AM

*The sky over treasure trove cove darkens as a hologram of LBE appears in the sky much larger than he really is. he descends to where he can be seen and interrupts the battle*

"You fools! I am the keeper of the magenta egg. Your pursits for it are in vain. perhaps you should look for others... or perhaps i should just kill you while I can."

*a flask teleports into the hologram's hand.*

"I have brought a little friend for you to fight with. He should really destroy you. He cannot be destroyed or defeated."

*The hologram unplugs the arcanely enchanted cork from the flask and pours it on the ground. The goo inside glows and coalesces then begins to grow*

"May I introduce you to the MPATT (My pants are too tight) goo. He can possess objects, fly, grow, consume things, and turn into any shape. and he wants to kill you. Have fun!"

*The hologram of LBE dissapears*

P.o.t.O

2nd August 2004, 03:15 AM

*seconds later, PotO appears with a package of Goldbond Medicated Powder*

PotO: Eat Powder, Goo!

*PotO Tosses the Powder at MPATT. It slowly, but surely, turns into a cement-like statue.*

DB: I thought I killed you!

PotO: Pah! Your Posions were to no avail! I took Tylenol!

DB: Nooo! How did you know?!

PotO: Everyone knows.

*the Breegull gang flies off in search of B.O.B. And PotO tends to the injured gang. He piles them all together, and teleports them deep into Grunty's Lair. Seconds later, the Special Egg explodes, destroying most of Treasure Trove Cove.*

MPATT (*starting to regain strength*): Roarrrrrrrrrrr!

golden jiggy

2nd August 2004, 01:35 PM

** the gang teleport deep into grunty's lair **

PotO: We should be safe in here for a while at least.
Bottles98: Phantom that was some cool Goo battling there!
PotO: Thanks, but shh... I think I can hear someone... or something coming

** the gang stop groaning and listen intently **

Bottles98: I hear nothing
PotO: No look! Over there, look at that shadow! Judging from this shadow, a huge, ugly and dangerous crony of LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs is coming our way!

** the gang form a circle to battle this foul fiend **

** Golden Jiggy come around the corner **

Golden Jiggy: Hey hey! I sorry I'm late, my alarm clock didn't go off until 15 minutes ago!
PotO: We thought you were some kind of... fiend.
Golden Jiggy: No! I'm hear to help. Look I brought fruit loops!

** she hands round the fruit loops **

Bottles98: How about something useful?
Golden Jiggy: Useful is my middle name! I've got this...

:: she hand Bottles98 a strange looking object ::

Banjo: What is it?
Golden Jiggy: Who knows, I found it on the floor on the way in. Spikey isn't it? I was thinking maybe it was some kind of lock pick.
PotO: I guess it may come in handy.

P.o.t.O

2nd August 2004, 05:02 PM

PotO: Wait! Let me see that.

*Bottles98 hands PotO the object for closer inspection*

PotO: Of course! Why didn't I see before? This is VERY useful!

GJ: So, What is it?

PotO: This...This is the Key!

Banjo: Guh...Key to what?

PotO: The Key to the Key!

Banjo: Guh...huh?

PotO: *smacks head,* Across your adventures, did you ever find an ice key?

Banjo: Yeah, we found one. It opened up a giant safe with a big globow in it.

PotO: No...that wasn't the true Ice Key. I've done extensive research on the Ice Key, and it's replicas. You got it from a Banjo-Kazooie Pack, didn't you?

Kazooie: Yep.

Banjo: Uh-huh.

Bottles98: Huh?

PotO: Of course...then this means, that the Ice Key is still on its pedistal.

Banjo: But Doesn't LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs have all the secret items?

PotO: Not without this key right here.

*PotO starts to closely examine the key*

PotO: Without this little jewel, He can't penetrate the ice. He must've forgotten about it...Or he was just after it.

GJ: So...It's useful?

PotO: Yep. Now, from what I've heard and researched, the Ice Key is located in Freezy Peak. Let's Go.

GJ: Can I come?

PotO: Well, I suppose, but you've gotta be careful, It's very dangerous.

GJ: Oh, that's okay, I've got this!

*Golden Jiggy pulls out the SPAM Reaver's physical twin*

PotO: *Gasp,* Ahh! Get it away from me!

GJ: What?

PotO: Put it away!

GJ (*putting away the Reaver*): Okay...Okay...Jeez...

PotO: *sigh,* okay, let's go.

Kazooie: Drama Queen...

BlueBreegull

2nd August 2004, 07:01 PM

OOC: Hah! The MPATT goo! I remember him from one of those waaaaaay old RPG's at the Snitz. Har.
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1 hour after TTC is destroyed: Castle Keep

Gold Breegull finishes reprogramming the B.O.B., which now has a new name: Egg Tracker Computer, or ETC. Blue Breegull and Dark Breegull are on the catwalks above.

Gold Breegull: Fi-nished!
Dark Breegull: About time. By now, that Phantom must have healed his companions, and may have even found another egg! He is an interesting character...he should've died from that poison.
Blue Breegull: Who'd have though Tylenol could cure your poison, not Windex?
DB: I don't know. After we're finished finding the eggs and getting the Big Whoop, our next mission will be to destroy the Tylenol Head Quarters. But for now, we have more important things to do. GB!
GB *flying up to the catwalks*: Yes?
DB: Insert this midnight blue egg into the drive so we can find the others. *Hands GB the egg*
GB: Right-o. *Flies off*
B_B: What are we going to do when we have to get the magenta egg? This LBE and his MPATT goo are quite menacing.
DB: Not just the magenta egg. LBE has all 6 of the normal eggs, but since this egg you got in TTC was not one of the 6, I think there may be some that he missed, and those are what we are finding right now. Perhaps we can leave it to the heroes to take the others from LBE, then we can take the eggs back from them. I don't like competition with other villains. And as for that MPATT goo...it has to have a weakness. We can find out later. GB!!! Are you almost finished?
GB*shouting up to DB*: Actually, uh, yes!
B_B: Great!

The three go up to the monitor

GB: Hm. This is hard to interpret. If we had more eggs, this would be easier to read.
DB: Well we don't have more eggs, which is why we are using this!
GB: I know, I know, we can figure it out. Let me see...
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GB: Hm. It looks like an egg is located somewhere in Mumbo's Mountain. That's the nearest one.
B_B: Well, how many eggs are there?
Mogo: *Incomprehensible babbling*
B_B: What's this? You say you heard PotO mention it as we flew out of Sharkfood Island?
Mogo: Yuhuh! *More gibberish*
B_B: Hm. He says that PotO says that there are 10 eggs-
Dark Blue is water,
The Red is fire,
The green is earth,
The magenta is evening,
The Yellow is Sun,
The Grey is Moon,
The Tan are Creatures,
The White is Day, and the
Black is Night.
DB: That is only nine.
B_B: Well, this midnight blue egg must be that last one, whatever element it is.
DB: But why was this midnight blue egg in Sharkfood island and not the magenta? The magenta belongs in Sharkfood Island, not this one.
B_B: Well, LBE took the magenta one, of course, but as for this midnight blue egg, I don't know how it got here.
DB: I am am starting to doubt the genuinity of this egg. And what happened to the cyan egg?
GB: I'm not sure. Too many mysteries, but perhaps this will all be figured out later. Even if this egg may not be real, it still might work in tracking others. If LBE has the 6 original eggs, there are 3 left elsewhere to find, supposing this egg is real. Use ETC, I'm guessing the egg in MM is the White egg of Day.
DB: Then we must set out for it immediately!
GB: Wait, boss, shouldn't I stay behind to watch the ETC. and guard the base? Come to think of it, this tower has no defense at all. We could be ambushed any time!
DB: You're right. I hadn't thought about that... well, no one knows about our base here yet, and it should be a long time before they do find out, since we're way out here in CK while they're in Grunty's Lair. Okay, I've got it. I will go and find the egg in MM. GB, you will stay here and guard the keep, and also strengthen our defenses in any way. Do a good job, because that PotO can teleport. And also, we don't want to get an unfriendly visit from MPATT. Try to be ready for that thing to. Get some Gold Bond. B_B and Mogo, you pursue Banjo and friends without being noticed, and see what they are up to, and intercept them when you need to.
GB: Before you guys go, take these walky-talkies. Just as a precaution.

Blue Breegull, Mogo, and Dark Breegull fly off.
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A few minutes later, DB arrives in Mumbo's Mountain undetected.

DB: Now...where is that egg?

DB searches a bit, then decides to check the termite colony. There, he sees a whole army of 200 termites in lines in front of the tower being prepped by some captain termite, as if they were going into battle. Behind the captain is the white egg. DB flies to the top of the termite tower to listen to the speech. He catches it just at the end.

Captain:...an entire LEGION of elemental termites! We will be unstoppable! Which is why we scour all of the Grunty Lair to find the eggs!

Roaring termite applause

DB *into walky-talkie*: GB! It looks like us and Banjo aren't the only ones looking for eggs. The termites from MM have the white egg, and now they're going to look for the rest of them!

Back at CK, GB is busy inside of the ETC connecting wires and getting tangled up

GB: That doesn't sound good! You'll have to take the egg quick and-

GB gets zapped by a livewire

GB: YYYAAAAHHHH!!!
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DB: GB?! What happened?!
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GB: Yeh, nothing. Just find a way to take the egg and get back here!...and bring some band-aids when you do!

ZAAAAAAAP

GB: Gotta go!-*faints*
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DB: This won't be easy...

The termites march out of MM and into the Lobby of Grunty's Lair. DB reluctantly follows.

Banjo's Banjo

2nd August 2004, 08:11 PM

Wozza's Cave, about 30 minutes after TTC was destroyed. The soft glow of the Ice Key radiates from inside its sealed chamber. A small blue jinjo sits on the ledge.

Banjo's Banjo: Well that's the last time I use the classifieds to find a job. "Wanted: Small creature able to stand on a icy shelf on guard duty. Must be able to defend it at all costs. Good benefits, dental plan, and great pay. Contact LegendaryBanjoEggs in hidden lair for details." It pays well and all, but still, being turned into a jinjo just to do it...not my style. Oh well. It's not like anything really happens on this job anyways. Though I wonder why LBE wants to guard a sealed off chamber that he can't access...

A large ooze schlorps into the room.

BB: I don't care if you are an ooze MPATT. Things just don't go....schlorp.

MPATT: Blarg....burrble.

BB: Well I suppose I'm better off than you are. At least I'm getting paid.

MPATT: burp...blurrrpe.

BB: What's that Lassy? Timmy fell down the old well?

MPATT: BLURRRPBLE!!

BB: Oh, so there are people coming? And you want to seek revenge for the horrible attack that turned you to stone for awhile, at which point TTC collapsed and imploded on itself? Well hey, cool. Duke it out.

MPATT: bubble.

BB: Oh. I see. You want me to do my job as well. Fine. GEORGE!!!

A large klungo like creature, wielding a big hammer, walks out of the shadows. It has long tusks as well.

BB: George, stay here and fight those creatures. I'm going to go notify LBE about their movements....and cash my paycheck. Later.

BB disappears from the cave.

George: So, do you play chinese checkers?

MPATT: ....blurble....

cyberen

2nd August 2004, 09:36 PM

in another part of the isle o' hags, bovina wakes up in a cold sweat, saying "the gingerbread men are after me!" before going back to sleep.

BlueBreegull

3rd August 2004, 06:48 AM

That was surprisingly unrelated to anything in this RPG.
I made a quick picture of Dark Breegull by editing one from Kazooie. Check it out! Angelfire is being an ass, so you have to copy & paste this into your browser. Watch out for the space in the middle of the url. http://www.angelfire.com/blues/sonof abulletbrain/darkbreegull.jpg . Cool. huh?
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B_B wanders around confusedly, hoping to run into Banjo, Kazooie, B98, and PotO, but not headfirst so as to get himself killed. He takes the occasional left or right turn depending on what he feels like, but after some time it dawns on him - he's lost. And this part of the lair seems strikingly unfamiliar.

B_B: This part of the lair seems strikingly unfamilar.
Mogo: *Gurgling* (We're lost, aren't we?)
B_B: No, we're not lost, we're just somewhere that we don't know where 'somewhere' is and we're without a map.
Mogo: *Gibberish*
B_B: Bless you.
Mogo: *Angered gibberish* (No! We have a map!)
B_B: Oh, I see! We do have a map!

B_B pulls out the map that was taken from Banjo at TTC. He tries reading it.

B_B: Dang, whoever drew this must have had a bucket on their head. Or a T-rex. Odd, though...this place is marked on the map. See, we're right by the big-

B_B looks up and sees the witch statue of Grunty pointing toward BGS and GV. B_B slaps his head.

B_B: I know where we are now! This map has a line drawn toward TTC... Banjo was there. There is another line drawn toward FP. Perhaps Banjo will go there?
Mogo: Gurgle? (Maybe?)
B_B: I think so. Let's go!

Oddly, by some sort of time paradox or something, B_B arrives to FP before anyone else. He and Mogo approach Wozza's cave and hear an angry roar-

George: WHAT?! NOOOO!!! YOU JUMPED ALL TWELVE OF MY MEN IN ONE TURN! THAT'S - THAT'S CHEATING!!!
Mpatt: Blork! Blibble blop blip!
George: CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER! I HATE THIS GAME! I HATE YOU! GET OUT OF HERE! GO! NOW! BAD MPATT!!!
Mpatt *grumpily*: Bloo bloo bloo bloo bloo booooop!

The Mpatt goo slgoorches out of the cave in search of someone to eat. It does not notice B_B or Mogo because they are on top of the snowman. Once Mpatt is out of sight, B_B and Mogo go up to the entrance of the cave.

B_B: Either they have gotten here already, or they haven't and will soon. We should wait a little bit just in case they haven't. But first, we should get rid of the big guy with the hammer. Here's what we do......you go in there.
Mogo: *angry gurgling* (What!? Why should I do it?)
B_B: You should go in there because he's not going to attack a chocolate shake...he'll just drink your insides.
Mogo: Grr!
B_B: Look, if you do it I'll give you a dollar.
Mogo: *Gurgling* (Gimme 5 and we'll call it a deal)
B_B: Fine, $5, now go!

Mogo flies inside of the cave and lands on the chinese checker board as George stomps around in the other direction. He hears the rattle of Mogo land on the table and looks around.

George: Huh? Who's there?

George looks from side to side but hears no one, sees no one. He becomes nervous, until he sees the shake on the table.

George: Ah, a shake! A chocolate shake! I'll just drink it, if no one owns it...

As George reaches to grab Mogo, Mogo jumps to the side.

George: Wha-? Er, I mean, I'll just drink it, if no one owns it...

Again, Mogo jumps to the side again, evading George's grasp.

George: If you don't mind, I'll drink it...

Mogo jumps out of the way again, and the process is repeated over and over again, each time Mogo jumps closer to the cave exit.

George: Please-just-allow-me-to-take-one-small-sip-

Mogo leads George out of FP and into the Lobby with the cobwebs. B_B figures Mogo will come back soon, and waits in the cave, hidden from site. Just in time, as Banjo & gang arrive. Meanwhile, the termites from MM slowly approach FP as well...

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

3rd August 2004, 03:46 PM

*suddenly the real LBE floats in the door to the cave. he had gotten the news from banjo's banjo and used his secret entrance to the lair to get in quick.*

"Finally i have perfected my moon jump rockets!"

*He walks in* "where did that oaf get to? he is supposed to be gaurding"

*B_B sees LBE. He looks like a strange half bug-half alien. he stands erect and has hard carapace all over his nearly human-shaped body. His head has no mouth, nose, or ears. and he eyes look orange and firey. no hair can be found on his body. Out of the back of his head, long dangling chords that look like hair but are not drape down his back. His arms are very muscular as are his legs. one of the ends of his arms has a strange asembly around his hand that looks like it shoots projectiles. he quickly pulls a robe over himself and moon jumps over the top of the cavern into the ice key chamber.*

"Now.. this will be mine!"

*he reaches out but when he does the key shocks him back*

"What? the key resists me? Impossible."

*He tries again and gets a bigger shock.*

"Damnit! Well i have to make it look to them like i got it. I don't really need it anyway i only need my 6 eggs to draw the power towards me. The others simply provide extra strength."

*He takes out a can and sprays invisible paint on the ice key then moon-jumps out of the chamber, leaving quickly. he informs banjo's banjo that he can return to the lair for different work. thier job there is done.*

P.o.t.O

3rd August 2004, 05:13 PM

*just as LBE vanishes, PotO hurls the Key through the ice glass, shattering it into a million pieces.*

PotO: W00t.

Kazooie: Whoa. Do it Again! Do it Again!

Banjo: Guh-huh!

Bottles98: Umm...I hate to spoil the fun, but where's the key?

PotO: What?

Bottles98: It's...gone.

PotO: Impossible! No one can take it before the glass is broken.

Kazooie: Hey, what if he used moon jump shoes?

PotO: No...The ice glass connected the ice key to an electrical current, rendering it impossible for any other means of possesion.

Kazooie: Whoa. Mind Trip.

GJ: Hey, what if it's still here, and we can't see it?

PotO: Possible, but we don't have any means of finding it, do we?

GJ: I've got this...

*Golden Jiggy pulls out a giant mask-like contraption.*

GJ (*putting the thing on*): It's like infared goggles, but like not.

Kazooie: Whoa. Deeper mind trip.

Banjo: Guh, you see anything?

GJ: Hang on...Hang on...There's something still on the pedistal.

*PotO takes a handful of snow and throws it at the pedistal. The ice key takes form.*

PotO: In all it's glory...the Ice Key.

*PotO Grabs the Ice Key. Suddenly, the Room begins to shake.*

Bottles98: Let's get outta here!

GJ: I'm with you!

Banjo: Yahhhh!

*The Gang quickly escapes, To find themselves surrounded by termites.*

PotO: Hmm...Banjo, Hold the Key.

Banjo: Guh-huh!

*PotO tosses the key to Banjo, who stuffs it in his backpack, next to Kazooie.*

Kazooie: Brrr!

PotO (*Calling the Reaver*): Alright, babe, show me what you've got...

Banjo's Banjo

4th August 2004, 12:28 AM

Banjo's banjo the Jinjo, standing on top of the large snowman, watches below, noticing PoTo and the gang, who seem to be facing a large amount of termites.

BB: Gee, they seem strong. Too bad they didn't bring any Raid. I don't see what the big deal with these items are anyways...

BB slides down on the sled, and leaves the level.

BB: Where to now?

Now inside the lair, BB heads off to Gobi's Desert. Upon entering it, he notices that nearly the entire desert is turning into quicksand.

BB: Well this is interesting.

BB snaps his fingers and one of the magic carpets appear. He rides this carpet up to the hidden chamber, where he sits by the door, waiting.

BB: I better have precautions here too. Sandsnake!!!

A gigantic python like snake rears it head from beneath the dunes of quicksand.

SS: Is it pokerssss night already?

BB: Nope. We just have a few intruders on the way here. Just watch the place and deal with them as you need. I'm heading upstairs to hang out at the Click Clock Wood summer resort. See ya!

BB disappears and re-appears in the lair. He heads off to CCW.

Bottles98

4th August 2004, 01:02 AM

Back with PotO and the gang

Banjo: Say...where'd Bottles98 go?

B98 is running far far away

Banjo: Oh. Thanks again, mysterious voice from nowhere.

Now you know...BANJO THE HONEYBEAR.

Banjo: Um...yeah. What should we do?

Kazooie starts firing Grenade Eggs in every direction

PotO Couldn't we just let me take care of this?

Kazooie: No.

Soon all the termites are gone

Banjo: Yeah, but... so is B98.

They run to where Bottles98 was running

He's lying on the ground

B98: Go on without me... I cannot make it...

Banjo: Um... you only ran about 5 feet away.

B98: Oh. I knew that.

Kazooie: C-can we g-get out of h-here?! It f-freezing, and this fricking Ice K-Key isn't helping!

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

5th August 2004, 05:39 AM

*LBE is back at his lair, he opens a communication to the BB jinjo*

"Good, make them think that the items are still there by placing gaurds. When you are done, I have some reward for you. You will realize that when you are on my side like you are now, you reap the benefits."

*checks in on the MPATT goo*

"buruble ggurp gurp" (translation: i'm in the sand waitin for em)

"Good for you also. be ready"

*he walks over to his machine*

"Soon.. all the glowbos. Just as soon as I kill these cretins. I must do something to keep myself busy and kill them"

*he begins working on making a monster*

P.o.t.O

5th August 2004, 11:47 PM

*On the underside of Wozza's Cave, the gang dries off and preps the key.*

PotO: Okay, All we need to do is hold it up, and the lock should respond.

Kazooie: G-G-Got ya.

*Kazooie holds up the Ice key, and the wall immediately begins to respond. Violent shaking, flashes of light, and the occasional explosion fill the room. Soon, a dark passage appears where the wall was.*

PotO (*drawing the reaver*): Be careful, nobody's ever been here before...

*the gang enters the dark cavern. Immediately, they come across something*

Bottles98: Eep! What's that?

*They all turn and look at the frozen scene. Andre, the infamous n00b eater, is standing over three cowering n00bs, rumored to be the lost BanjoLanjo, Kuzuye, and SSDJ. They are frozen in time and ice.*

Banjo: Hmm...Kazooie, can you unfreeze them?

Kazooie: Why Should I?

PotO (*studying the ice sculpture*): It looks like it was about to be a bloodfest...

Kazooie: Okay...okay...you've convinced me.

*Kazooie fires some fire eggs onto the ice, almost instantly, the ice melts*

Andre: *drool and babble,* You're gonna taste great!

SSDJ: n000o!1! Pleeeeas!

*Andre begins to maul SSDJ, ripping flesh from bone.*

Kuzuye: AHHhhHh!1

*The gang watches the horrible slaughter continue, until SSDJ (or what's left of him) manages to break free and they hide in behind a massive block of ice, which Andre can't see, due to his poor eyesight.*

Andre: *sniff sniff,* who's there? Your smell is new...

PotO: Greetings, sir.

Andre: That voice! Can it be?

Banjo: Guh-huh! What's going on?

Andre: *Extending his razor sharp claws,* who are you people?!

*the Gang introduces themselves and the adventure so far*

Andre: Cool! Can I come?

Banjo: Sure!

*The gang, now including Andre, the timeless n00b eater, ventures deeper into the dark cavern. From behind the ice, the three n00bs converse about their newly obtained information about the secrets.*

Kuzuye: teh w0w! We should go look fer deez secrets!

BanjoLanjo: yeA! Ten wee'd bee h0nerd as heeros!

SSDJ (*patching up his wounds*): Teh w00t...

BanjoLanjo: Let's go tell teh b0ss!

SSDJ: Ya!1!11

*The n00bs stumble off, towards their leader.*

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On a side note: I'm not trying to be mean, I just decided to use the above mentioned people as n00bs for the stories sake. Please do not take offense, after all, it's only a story! ;)

BlueBreegull

7th August 2004, 04:16 AM

B_B: Dark Breegull! Where are you? I spotted Banjo & gang, and they've got the Ice key! I have no idea what they want that for, however.

Dark Breegull is right outside of the cave from following the termites.

DB: Ice key? I don't know how that will help them, it's the eggs they should be after. I'm outside of Wozza's cave, and I've just got the white egg.
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B_B: Wozza's cave? *Steps outside* I am too!
DB: Ah. There you are. So what have they done with the key?
B_B: They used it to open some passage. *The two walk inside and observe*
DB: Hmph. I've got an idea. We should block up the cave entrance with this rubble. That way, they'll be stuck inside.
B_B: Great idea!

With a lot of effort, the two breegulls block up the entrance to the passage, locking everyone in.

B_B: And just so you know, some Jiggy joined them. It has an infra-red mask thing.
DB: No matter. Now let's return to HQ with this egg. I think Gold Breegull may be having problems, the fool.

The two fly off to CK. GB, who is analyzing the midnight blue egg, suddenly hears lasers and explosions and alarms and gunfire go off, along with a tiger roar. DB and B_B trudge in, very beat up, a minute later.

B_B: I see GB installed the security system while we were gone.

They approach GB

GB: It... is a fake!
DB *shaking off from the security system*: What? What are you talking about?
GB: This midnight egg. It is not real! Someone planted it in Sharkfood Island.
B_B: But...why would they do that?
GB: I have no idea. But, I see you have the white egg! Oh goody, you got it from the termites.
DB: It was no trouble. Banjo's party finished them, and didn't even notice it!
GB: Ok then. Let's scan this egg!

With the combined power of the white egg and the mysterious fake midnight blue egg, the ETC finds two more eggs.

B_B: Great! Two eggs! Now we just need to bring these two back, then one more remains, and then...well, then we have to worry about LBE.
DB: We may find it will be simpler with more eggs, though...

Dark Breegull gazes at B_B, eyes half-open. B_B doesn't notice.

B_B: Say, isn't one of those coming from CCW?
GB: Yeah! But, it is impossible to tell which season it's in.
DB: What about the other? Where is that?
GB: Uhm...looks like it's in...BGW. The swamp.
DB: This will be easy then. B_B will go to CCW and look for the egg there, and I will go to BGW to look for this egg.
GB: Which happens to be the egg of Night.
B_B: What about the one in CCW? What's that?
GB: That one is...tan.
DB: Let's go then.
B_B: How're we gonna get past the defense, though?
GB: Oh that? You can just take the fire escape. It's the most heavily armed place, but you guys'll be allowed through.

B_B and DB stare angrily.

B_B: Yes, that'd help.
GB: Oh, and I'm also thinking about starting up the ETC with a death ray. You know how it has the big irrisistable gun and everything...we have to have a death ray!
DB: Fine. Work on that. You can use it once we get all the eggs off the Isle o' Hags, then you can blast the whole place and get Banjo, Kazooie, PotO, B98, GJ, and whoever else is there.

B_B and DB depart once more.

Meanwhile, in the lobby infront of CCW, George still chases Mogo. He stops for a moment and gasps a sad 'Oho...' while bent over for breath, then continues to chase him.

BlueBreegull

9th August 2004, 08:32 PM

Um, I didn't, like, ruin this topic somehow with my previous post, did I? No one has responded yet.

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

10th August 2004, 01:37 AM

nah i have just been busy.

OOC announcement: i am here till friday and then there will be at least a week of no posts from me. moving into college. I'll try to start posting again around the 23rd. During that time, concern yourself with other stuff no messing with LBE.

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*LBE steps back and looks at his creation*

"good. this will do perfectly"

*A large nearly shapeless form is floating infront of him. it is only 3 nanometers thick. It can can use it's sides to cut and it can draw people inside itself into the alternate dimension that exists within.*

"Go kill them all."

*the shape floats away*

*meanwhile the MPATT goo seeps into CCW and waits for anyone to enter. I is outside the seasons so it will attack someone as soon as they enter the lobby.*

Banjzooie

15th August 2004, 08:17 PM

Is it too late for me to join in? If this post ruins the story, feel free to say it doesn't count and let the story proceed the way it was going to before.
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Meanwhile, Banjzooie has started searching for the eggs. He's a failed creation of Klungo's. Originally created in the past when Mecha-Grunty was taking over, he was intended to be a clone of Kazooie that would go to Banjo and stop him from finding the real Kazooie, so Banjo would leave and Grunty would be able to change the past. He was supposed to kill Banjo later. There was a mistake in the creation process, instead of being a Kazooie clone he was a hybrid of Banjo and Kazooie. He has Banjo's head and chest, but Kazooie's wings and feet. He has Banjo's strength and Kazooie's flight, shock jump and egg abilities. He could not play the double agent role in this state. When Banjo defeated Mecha Grunty and forced her and Klungo back to the present, they abandoned Banjzooie instead of taking him with them.

When no bear or bird tribe would take him in, he went back to Grunty's unfinished lair and created a secret chamber inside the room that would later hold the "beauty-swapping machine". He locked the door with his powers so that not even Grunty could open it.

Twenty-two years after his being abandoned, Banjzooie heard voices in the lair. It had been empty for years after Grunty had fallen off the tower and there were rocks blocking all the entrances, how could anyone get in? He finally decided to come out of his secret room. Hiding in the shadows, he saw a mysterious phantom entering, muttering something about an evening egg. Then Banjo, Kazooie and Bottles98 entered, also talking about the eggs. Then a black and a blue breegull entered talking about something called the big whoop, which could grant all wishes, if only they could find the secret eggs to access it. Banjzooie thought, "Maybe this 'Big Whoop' thing can turn me into a normal Breegull. I'm tired of being a freak." He pulled something out of his pocket. It was a Cyan egg with a question mark on it. Maybe this was one of those secret eggs they were talking about? He pulled something else out of his pocket. It was a glowing Light Key. He had stolen both these things from a pirate named Blackeye years before. He had also been looking for the eggs, but he couldn't find them.

Pocketing the egg and key, Banjzooie went to Treasure Trove Cove and entered a mountain that had risen from the sea. He was disappointed to see that there was no egg. But... he didn't want to fight the other egghunters if he didn't have to, so he would distract them instead. He used his power to create a replica of the Cyan egg, only it was Midnight Blue. It could not be used to unlock the Big Whoop, but unbeknownst to Banjzooie it was still connected to the real eggs. Someone might be able to use it to find them. And since it was created with his powers, the finders of the fake egg might be able to trace it back to him. He didn't give any of this a thought, though, before starting his search of the lair.

After hours of searching he found nothing. To make matters worse, as he decided to give Freezeazy Peak one last check, when he approached the entrance something ran out of it and knocked him down. Scrambling back to his feet, he spotted the offender and shouted, "HEY! Come back and fight like a chocolate shake!" It took Banjzooie about five seconds to realize what he had just said. After vigorously rubbing his eyes, he took another look and saw a moving chocolate shake, being chased by George. Banjzooie felt an urge to chase it too... It looked delicious. He ran after Mogo, and, on his breegull legs was much faster than George and caught it quickly. But then George shouted, "MY shake!" and knocked Banjzooie out cold with his hammer, causing the Cyan egg to pop out of his pocket in the process. George grabbed it, and said, "Oh, my master will be pleased. He's been looking for this... I'll give it to him... Later! Right now I gotta catch that chocolate shake!" and he started chasing Mogo again. When he woke up, Banjzooie wasn't sure how long he'd been unconsious, but he did discover his egg was missing. At least the light key was still safe... He didn't have much time to ponder the location of his egg, because then he saw that blue breegull and had to move into the shadows to avoid being spotted. B_B was climbing the slope leading to Rusty Bucket Bay and Click Clock Wood. Banjzooie stealthily followed B_B, hoping he would lead him to one of the eggs, and quickly found out they were heading for Click Clock Wood. If B_B found an egg, then Banjzooie would knock him out and steal it, unless of course he found MPATT first.

*Sorry it's so long, and Like I said above, if this post ruined the story then say it doesn't count and continue the story the way it was supposed to be.*

P.o.t.O

18th August 2004, 04:03 AM

*deep in the caverns of the ice key chamber, the gang journeys on, finding murals and depictions that startle and amaze them all...*

Banjo: Guh-huh! Look at this!

PotO: Hmm....I remember reading about this once...

*The mural depicts a young man with two ice keys. One is very majestic, the other seems fake, as if created by the young man.*

PotO: Ahh, yes. This is the famous ASKTRE. He is known for his duplications of the many secrets of the land. His sanity is a controversial topic, though. Many say he's a madman, others say he's a genius.

*The gang journeys on, looking at all the historical information.*

PotO: This here...is rumored to be the uprising that changed history...

*PotO points at a mural that shows a gang of ruffians decimating a roman-esque RWPF forum.*

Andre: The Alliance.

PotO: Rebellion, Deception, Treachery, and SPAM...This is the battle that glorified the hero known as BoltDragoon.

GJ: I heard that he was the actually the man who started the alli-

Bottles98: Hey, look at that!

*he points to a tower in the mural. It is seen being ruptured in a firey explosion. Question Mark Eggs, Ice Keys and a Giant Treasure Chest are flung from the tower.*

Bottles98: Are these the real secrets, or are they fakes made by ASKTRE?

PotO: We'll find out...I'm sure of that.

*The three journey on, learning about the past of the secrets of the land. Meanwhile, The n00bs return to their leaders.*

SSDJ: Teh W00t! We'\/e got Gr8t n00s!!!1

*The leaders turn around...and reveal themselves to the world...*

crocodiiiiiiiiiile guy: Muh-ha-ha-ha! THE MODS SUCK!

Sstzelda: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

*The n00bs tell their leaders about the secrets, PotO, Andre, etc...etc...*

Voice: Fools! You know what this means!?!

*A man appears from behind a golden statue depicting the alliance.*

BoltDragoon: The mindless drones! Don't you see? We could obtain those to not only destroy the order and dignity of the forums...and the land...but...THE WHOLE WORLD!!!

Sstzelda: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay1

BoltDragoon: Heh...the world will be mine...finally...after all these years!

crocodiiiiiiiiiile guy: Muh-ha-ha-ha! THE MODS SUCK!

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Okay...I just gave some bend to the rules...The infamous ASKTRE has created millions (And MILLIONS!) of fake secret objects. And during the era of the alliance, they were scattered across the land. This means that certain characters that have "secret eggs" (i.e Banjzooie) have fake items. alright? alright.

Banjo's Banjo

18th August 2004, 02:26 PM

Banjo's Banjo sits in the lake at CCW, watching dragonflies buzz by.

BB: Ahh....so comfortable.

A holographic version of LBE appears hovering over the lake.

BB: Oh, hey boss.

LBE: We've stumbled onto a problem. I'm not too worried about those fools anymore but...

BB: Oh, you released that?

LBE: Yes. My creation should absorb them all. However, in their ignorance, they woke him up.

BB: Him?

LBE: Bolt Dragoon. A few years back he was sealed away in a cavern by a certain Grey Jinjo, after the alliance failed.

BB: And this means what to me?

LBE: I need you to go and make sure he doesn't interfere with my plans.

BB: Hmm. Well ok.

LBE: Don't underestimate him.

BB: Fine.

The holographic image fades and BB leaves CCW.

Banjzooie

19th August 2004, 01:35 AM

George is still chasing Mogo. Suddenly a hologram of LBE appears in front of him.

LBE: George! Why aren't you at your post?! You're supposed to be guarding one of the secrets!

George: Well, I was busy chasing this chocolate shake...

LBE: A likely story.

George: No it's true! In fact, another guy was chasing it with me. He was some sort of freak... Looked like Banjo and Kazooie combined. He caught the shake first though, and then I knocked him out with my hammer to take it back and... Oh yeah! Master, THIS popped out of his pocket! *holds up the cyan egg*

LBE: ...YOU IDIOT! That's a FAKE!

George: How do you know?

LBE: Because, moron, I already have the real cyan egg! *holds up real cyan egg*

George: ...Oh...

LBE: I have all of the six originals! It's the other four I'm missing. And besides, if the egg you're holding was real... *Holds up both hands and makes a lightning bolt shoot through the roof of the lair, reducing the egg in George's hand to a pile of ashes*... Then I wouldn't have been able to destroy it like that. Your egg must have been made by ASKTRE, the famed creator of fake secrets.

George: Are you sure the eggs you have aren't fakes?

LBE: *Pulls out real cyan egg and zaps it with another bolt of lightning, which causes no damage* I did that to all six eggs earlier just to make sure. They are real. Now George, go and guard one of the four remaining eggs! Good-bye! *Hologram disappears*

George: *Starts chasing Mogo again* I must drink it!

Back in Cauldron Keep, Gold Breegull is researching fake eggs on the internet. He finds an interesting article about ASKTRE. It says that ASKTRE created many fake eggs and keys, and that they were all endowed with his power signature. Gold Breegull programs the ETC to read power signatures, and scans the fake Midnight Blue egg, to see if it was indeed Asktre that made it. He is surprised to find that this particular egg was not created by ASKTRE, but Banjzooie. The ETC's screen zooms in on Banjzooie and GB screams, "AUGH! It's a hybrid between a bear and a breegull! Gross!" He's a bit mad that this freak tricked him with a fake egg, so he sends one of his robots to destroy him. He scans the white egg again just to be sure it's not a fake. It's real, so he turns the machine back to egg locater mode, and finds that there are now four eggs, not just two like before. Two are in Click Clock Wood, and Two in Bubblegloop swamp. On closer inspection Gold Breegull notices that two of the eggs are endowed with ASKTRE's power signature, each in CCW and BGS. Gold Breegull contacts B_B and DB on his walky-talky.

GB: B_B! DB!

DB: What is it?

B_B: Yeah, what's up?

GB: The ECT now detects FOUR eggs, not TWO.

DB and B_B: WHAT?!

GB: Yeah! But two of the four are fakes, created by some ASKTRE guy. One each in CCW and BGS. They're the same colors as the real ones.

B_B: So how do we know which is real?!

GB: Well, the real ones are indestructible. But the fakes probably aren't as durable, so...

B_B: So we attack the eggs and if they break they're fake.

GB: Precisely. There are probably other ASKTRE-made fakes out there as well.

DB: You mean like the midnight blue egg?

GB: Surprisingly, no. It was actually created by this weird bear/bird hybrid thing. I've sent one of my robots out to kill him.

B_B: Good move. Thanks for the heads up. We better go find those eggs now.

GB: Later. Gold Breegull out.

*B_B continues his move towards CCW (followed by Banjzooie) and DB continues towards BGS*

Banjo's Banjo

19th August 2004, 07:19 PM

BB stands outside the wood stump that leads to CCW. He scratches his head and looks around.

BB: Yawn. This job is horribly boring. First he tells me to guard some stupid key and now he wants me to whipe out some guy I don't know. I knew taking this "Defend stuff and blow things up" job was a bad idea. I mean no where in the job description did it say I would be doing the stuff I would be....err...wait. Oh well.

The bull sits there, munching on some grass. Some flies buzz by. Nothing exciting is really happening at the time.

BB: Gee, nothing really exciting is happening at this time.

The hologram appears.

LBE: I thought I told you to go get Bolt!

BB: Don't worry, he'll eventually have to come this way. I think. Plus I'm guarding that egg here you were....

LBE: There's an egg there?

BB: Yeah, you didn't know that?

LBE: YES. Why yes, I did. Stay there and guard it then.

BB: Sure, that's fine. Oh yeah, paychecks are sent out tommorow right?

LBE: Yeah, just pick them up at the distribution office. Just make sure you have ID.

BB: You turned me into a jinjo remember? My ID doesn't even look like me for that reason! I know you were wanting to hide my power and stuff...but I sort of...want my paycheck.

LBE: Well, uhh, just sign off for it then.

BB: Ok.

BB sits down in the grass and waits. The bull continues eating the grass.

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

24th August 2004, 01:43 AM

You know, i told you guys not to speak for me. i am back now but i am too busy to post at the moment i will try to get a post up tomarrow

P.o.t.O

24th August 2004, 07:18 PM

Heh Heh Heh...Ya'll got told.

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*Deep in the Ice Cavern, Banjo and the gang come across a fork in the road.*

Banjo: Guh-huh! What now?

Bottles98: Anyone for splitting up?

PotO: Right. Andre, you go with Banjo and Kazooie to the left, I'll go with Bottles98 and Golden Jiggy to the right.

GJ: Coolie.

B98: A'ight.

Andre: Right. Let's go...

*The gang goes their seperate ways. Meanwhile, deep in the N00b Cavern, BoltDragoon begins to form together pieces of an old instrument.*

BoltDragoon: So many years ago...I broke you...and so many years later...I left you...Now...I fix you...

*Bolt pieces together an object with a green aura, it begins to hum deeply.*

BoltDragoon: Now..."What Would You Do If I took over the world?"

*The object's crystal orb begins to show what looks to be the distant future. It forsees Bolt with SubDrag's Administrator Scepter, toasting Banjo-Kazooie, Bottles98, and Andre. Soon, the Orb begins to form another vision: It shows PotO impaling Bolt onto the SPAM Reaver, while shattering the WWYDI staff. Again, Another vision appears: It shows PotO threatening the gang with the Reaver, and holding all of the secret eggs. Before Shorting out...the Orb shows one last vision: Golden Jiggy and PotO are on a cliff, with both reavers drawn...what looks to be a final battle.*

BoltDragoon: Hmmm...it needs to be fine-tuned...and that's only ONE outcome...

BanjoLanjo: Teh Bolt! So/\/\e1 is c0mIng!

BoltDragoon: Show them in...

*BanjoLanjo lets the person in.*

BoltDragoon: Air-Raid! Long time no see...

Air-Raid: Not Long Enough, Bolt...

BoltDragoon: Still mad about that Aliance thing?

*Air-Raid stares coldly at Bolt*

BoltDragoon: No matter! That's in the past. I need a favor.

Air-Raid: What makes you think I'd help you?

*BoltDragoon holds up a BK Cartridge.*

BoltDragoon: These are your little masterpieces, no?

Air-Raid: Of Course...I created them off of the ASKTRE theory. Sub threatened to Ban me for my creations...

BoltDragoon: If I remember correctly...you said these released secrets?

Air-Raid: Fake ones, of course.

BoltDragoon: Is it possible to obtain a state of Stop 'N' Swop from these little trinkets?

Air-Raid: Yes...but the time displacement is only 15 seconds...

BoltDragoon: Enough to fix a wrong choice.

Air-Raid: Right.

BoltDragoon: Air-Raid, I'll give you anything you want...if you make me a fully-funtional cartridge.

Air-Raid: Give me SubDrag's head on a pike.

BoltDragoon: Done.

Air-Raid: I'll get right to work.

*Air-Raid quickly gets to work on the BK Cartridge. Meanwhile, Bolt talks to crocodiiiiiiiiiile guy.*

crocodiiiiiiiiiile guy: THE MODS SUCK!

BoltDragoon: Yes, Yes...now do you understand?

*crocodiiiiiiiiiile guy nods.*

BoltDragoon: Then go, and remember to wear your disguise.

*crocodiiiiiiiiiile guy turns into Jeff, crocodiiiiiiiiiile guy's alter-ego; a young, intelligant man.*

Jeff: Right then, I'm off, Bolt. I'll be back in less than an hour with Sub's Head. Cheerio!

*Jeff leaves*

BoltDragoon: If only he were that smart all the time...

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

25th August 2004, 02:24 AM

ok this is so friggin convoluted that i can't hardly understand it.
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*turns back to his machine*

LBE: i really don't need those other 4 for the glowbow draw. i just need to have my 6. But there must be no competition.

*checks in with the nanoshape*

nanoshape: no sightings yet. awaiting further instructions.

LBE: offer then an ultimatum. they give up the search for the 6 original eggs and they live. if they refuse to take it, kill them.

Nanoshape: yes.

*goes back to work*

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ok, you guys can talk for nanoshape, but still not for LBE. Nanoshape will not disobey LBE.

BlueBreegull

8th September 2004, 11:59 PM

Wow, this place really got started up again in my absence! And nice way to tie things together, Banjzooie. Really great.
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B_B arrives in the CCW lobby where he finds a Jinjo sitting down and George, who is chasing Mogo around.

B_B to himself: Hey! It's Mogo! And he's being chased by that George guy... I need to get passed him and that bull so I can get to CCW to get the tan egg.

Banjzooie, who is behind B_B, hears this. Seizing the opportunity, he whistles real loud, catching George, BB, and B_B's attention.

Banjzooie: Hey! I think you smell like poo!
B_B: What? Who are you?

But Banjzooie is already hidden in the grass. B_B doesn't have time to look for him because George and BB are already coming toward him.

George: Hey! You breegull over there! You think I smell like poo!? I'll smash you good!
BB: Yeah! Me too! Now, uh, how do I get out of this disguise...er, um, George? I can't reach the zipper on my back.
B_B: I don't think you guys smell! Someone else said that!
BB: Don't believe him, George! We've got to defend the egg! Let's get him!
B_B: Oh boy. Hey, Mogo, can I get some help here?

Mogo flies to B_B's side. George slams his hammer on the ground, creating a shock wave, but B_B and Mogo fly over it. Banjzooie, who is still in the grass, is stunned. B_B fires a barrage of nuclear eggs at George's face.

BB: Come on, George! You can do better than that! Fight!

Mogo swarms BB and knocks him out. When George looks over, B_B tries to beak bomb him, but George quickly blocks with the head of his hammer. The result is not pretty.

Mogo: Glurble... (Ooh, that's gotta hurt...)
George: Hu-hey! I got 'im!

Mogo then swarms George. While George is busy, B_B regains consciousness.

B_B: Ow...where am I? Oh I remember! I was back in the grove and DB came and hypnotized me and - ...oh, that's not good...

B_B remembers everything, but is no longer allied with DB and GB

B_B: OK, but I still gotta worry about George.

B_B is then trampled by the bigbutt, who joins that fight.

B_B: And...him...
Banjzooie to himself: Screw this, I'm outta here!
???: Not so fast.
Banjzooie: Huh?

It's the robot GB sent to kill Banjzooie

Robot: I have been sent to kill you. Don't move.
Banjzooie: Oh yeah?

Banjzooie swings a punch and runs for it. Meanwhile, George has finally caught Mogo and sits down to have a nice sip, until sent flying by the bull which impales him from the buttocks. B_B fires some electric eggs at the bull. It charges him, but B_B sidesteps. The bull hits the robot, which was flying by after Banjzooie. Banjzooie heads for the entrance to CCW, but is clobbered by BB, who has woken up. The bull rounds on B_B and Mogo again, but the two fly upward away from it, so it targets BB and Banjzooie again. It smashes into Banjzooie, but BB is quick and does a back flip right onto the bull, so he can ride it now! He steers in repeatedly over Banjzooie until he loses control and is kicked off into a wall. George staggers up now and looks for someone to attack, but B_B swoops down and grabs his hammer, and smacks George a few times. George regains the hammer and smashes B_B into the ground. George readies to make the final killing blow with his hammer when a whistle sounds.

George: Oh, that means my shift's over. Nice meeting you, Mr. Breegull.

George pulls out a briefcase, puts on a cap, and walks over to a time chart where he sticks in his card and pulls it back out. Then a duck walks in.

George: This is Marvin. He's gonna take over for me.
Marvin: Quack.
BB *getting up weekly*: What! George, you can't afford to leave now!
George: Can't afford not to! Wife's makin' soup tonight! 'Ta!

B_B and Marvin stare at each other for a while. B_B glances at BB, asking him if he's like supposed to fight this duck, but BB shrugs.

Marvin: Quack.
B_B: *Punch*

So with Banjzooie trapped by the bull, George going home and BB left unable to get out of his disguise because he can't reach the Zipper, B_B and Mogo head for CCW undisturbed. The robot flies over to the Bigbutt who is on Banjzooie.

Robot: I have been ordered to kill Banjzooie. Please get up.
Bull: *Snort*

Robot: Please get up. I have been ordered to kill Banjzooie.
Bull:

Robot: Please get up. I have been ordered to...

Banjo's Banjo

9th September 2004, 10:45 PM

BB: Grr...this stupid zipper!! Oh I wanted the better one, but no...LBE wouldn't spend an extra 20 bucks to get the jinjo suit with the zipper on the front.

Robot (heard in background): I have been ordered to kill Banjzooie. Please get up.
Bull: Snort.

BB: I can't do much of anything as a jinjo! Oh Marvin....if you just....I dunno, regain your composure, and pull that zipper down for me....I'll gladly take over your saturday shift.
Marvin: Quack....
BB: Come on, I'll even give you some soup crackers that I had leftover from the Steak and Shake chili I had for lunch....
Marvin: Quack.

With that, Marvin flies away, while holding an ice pack on his head from the earlier punch.

BB: Good help is so hard to find these days. Sigh...well, I have to get out of this suit somehow. Hmm...MASTER HAND!!!!

A gigantic floating glove falls out of the sky, making him the first major badguy cameo appearance. Following some kind of introduction music, the hand floats down in front of BB.[b]

Banjzooie: Ugh....is that a gigantic...glove?

BB: Could you help with the zipper?

[b]The gigantic disembodied hand floats around, and pulls on the zipper. The hand somehow mumbles something, at least as well as something with no mouth could. Yes, it mumbled without a mouth. I mean it's not impossible. If you are really looking for a question you should really wonder how the hand got into the outside area of CCW anyways. I mean there's really not a big enough door for it to

Crowd: GET ON WITH IT!
Tim the Enchanter (look another cameo by someone who has nothing to do with BK!): GET ON WITH IT!

Oh, anyway. On to scene twenty-four, which is a smashing scene with some lovely acting, in which Arthur discovers

BB: Wrong script. REALLY WRONG SCRIPT.

Ahem. Sorry. Anyways, the Master hand mumbles something to BB.

BB: Whattya mean the zipper is stuck? Sigh. Well, I guess I'll have to stay as a jinjo for the time being, at least until I really need to take it off...Oh yeah, you can go now. You really shouldn't officially exist in this story anyways. So off you go.

The Master Hand disappears, and BB looks around.

BB: Well, I can at least do one decent thing while in this suit...and that's sealing.

A gigantic, invisible barrier appears in front of CCW, with B_B and Mogo inside the zone, unaware they are trapped. Well at least for now, as having them trapped would definitely not help the plot, so as such will find a way to escape in a few posts from now. BB then heads off, downstairs, in the direction of the lair's exit...

BlueBreegull

10th September 2004, 11:11 PM

Dark Breegull arrives in BGS from a rather uneventful journey. He quickly gets to work searching every bit of the swamp for eggs. Eventually he finds a red one.

DB: Red?! It's a fake. This is going to make things more complicated than need be. Now where is that black egg?

DB eventually comes to Mumbo's hut

DB:...Only place left is there. But if the Shaman has it, he's not going to give it up easily-

At this point, Mumbo comes dashing out of his skull holding the black egg.

Mumbo: Ekum! Yipes! Here, black bird, you have egg! Me get out of here! Go to Mexico! Adios!

DB catches the egg confusedly. As he turns to head back toward the exit, Mumbo's entire skull disappears.

DB: What? What in the name of-
???: Give up the egg or face the wrath of LBE.

DB looks around, but sees nothing.

DB: Declare yourself!
???: I am nanoshape, loyal servant of LBE. Give up the egg or be warped to another dimention.
DB: Where are you?

No respond

DB: That's it, I'm getting out of here.

DB flies off quickly. As soon as he does, the nanoshape follows him, and engulfs everything in its path. Poles, lilypads, and even Mr. Viles big head thing. DB notices and then flies off at full speed. Still, everything behind him vanishes. DB then crashes into a wall. Fortunately for him, he lands right next to the red egg. The black egg falls somewhere into the mud.

DB: A-alright! I surrender! Have your egg.

DB holds out the red egg.

...
...
...
Nanoshape: Thank you for your compliance. Have a nice day.

The red egg floats off.

DB: Now all I have to worry about is finding the real egg, in all this mud. Bah, what am I talking about, it is a sheer impossibility! *Pulls out walkie talkie* Gold Breegull!
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GB: Aye, Cap'n!
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DB: Do you have anyway of telling precisely where the egg is in this swamp?
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GB: Uh, no, I can't do it. Not enough power. ETC not sensitive enough. If I had more eggs, though...
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DB: If you had one more egg?
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GB: Yeah, I might be able to do it then.
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DB: Fine. Then we'll have to wait for B_B. I'm going to come on over and wait with you until then.
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GB: A'ight. See ya then.
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DB sets off for CK. Meanwhile, at CCW, B_B and Mogo debate which season to go in to search. B_B decides to go into Summer and Mogo into Autumn. Inside Summer, B_B gets the idea to check Gnawty's house. Lo and behold, he finds it, the Tan egg. (And yes the REAL one). Quickly he snatches it and waits in the lobby for Mogo. Once Mogo returns, they try to step on the pad, but find it is blocked by a cylindrical force field.

B_B: Okay, then. We could be here for a while...
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GB: Hey, Blue?
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B_B to Mogo: Oh no! It's GB! We can't let him find out that we've turned!
B_B: Er, um, yeah?
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GB: How close are you to getting that egg?
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B_B: Oh, uh, far from it, see, I-I uh, I got this, uh, this *cough cough* cough, see in my, in my stomach, and uh-
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GB: You got a cough? In your stomach?
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B_B: Yeah, it's terrible! I'm going to have to have surgery and everything! Oh, and there is this impenetrable force field blocking the exit to CCW.
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GB: WHAT?! That's not good. Uh, maybe we could cheat.
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B_B: Cheat?
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GB: Yeah! See, I just plug in this gameshark to the RPG, and type in the code, and voila! The force fields gone now!
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B_B: It is? Thanks!

B_B steps up to the pad but again slams into the wall

B_B: GB, you better try another code.
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GB: Um, okay, uh, how bit this?
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B_B:...No...
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GB: This?
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B_B:...No...
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GB: This one?...

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

12th September 2004, 12:41 PM

*sensor goes off in LBE's lair*

"Aah. someone is trying to hack. They think this game is thier playground... well it's not."

*he pulls out the book of proper game code and casts the "moon jumpers horrible fate" spell on the hackers in CCW."

*now those hacking will never know how to do one of thier main attacks and they will end up needing that attack to progress in thier quest*

*as he finishes casting, the nanoshape floats in.*

"red egg recieved."

"really.. i already have that one.. you collected a fake"

"possible. delete fake egg?"

"yes, delete it."

"done"

"now. Since thier fake eggs are throwing off your programming, just capture them all and put them in the ghost cavern prisons all the way over on diddy kong racing island. It should take them a while to get back from there."

"yes master"

*the shape floats out*

Grey Jinjo

12th September 2004, 05:31 PM

LBE: Nanoshape, fetch me some coffee.

Nanoshape: Fetch your OWN damn coffee.

DB: 0wned
GB: 0wned
BB: 0wned
B_B: 0wned
GJ: 0wned
PotO: 0wned

Banjo's Banjo

12th September 2004, 07:25 PM

LBE: Nanoshape, fetch me some coffee.

Nanoshape: Fetch your OWN damn coffee.

DB: 0wned
GB: 0wned
BB: You got 0wned!
B_B: 0wned
GJ: 0wned
Mr. T: I pity the foo!
PotO: 0wned

Grey Jinjo wins the RPG. Hands down.

BlueBreegull

12th September 2004, 10:01 PM

...Riiiiight....
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After much trial and error, Gold Breegull finally gets the code right. Little does he know, though, that he can no longer use his Gold Egg attack because he was hacking. B_B and Mogo step out of CCW, and then escape from sight of GB and DB to try to find Banjo, Kazooie, B98, PotO, GJ, Andre, and whoever else I forgot to type that's in their crew.

10 minutes later, with DB

DB: GB! I'm back! What progress have you made?
GB: Shhhhh!!!

GB beckons to DB while holding his head carefully to some headphones.

GB: I've got a spy in LBE's lair. Be quiet.

This is what GB hears

???: Oh, sure, LBE. Yeah, he's got this plan. Gonna suck up all them Glowbo's with the eggs, but he's gotta get rid of everyone who's trying to get them first.
???: Quack.

DB: Who's the mole?
GB: A duck named Marvin. They think he's a guard, but he really works for me.

???: What? The chamber access to the eggs? No one's allowed in there. Only LBE has the key. It's rumored that he has it with MPATT, though.
GB: AHA! HE KEEPS THE KEY WITH MPATT!
???: What was that?
Marvin: Quack.
???: Hey, this duck's got a wire! Shoot him!

Machine guns go off

GB: Oops.
DB: Any sign of B_B yet?
GB: I just talked to him. He got the tan egg from CCW.
DB: Good. Once he brings it back we can find the black one. But what from there?
GB: Well, by then we should have the only real eggs left on the Island except for the gray one. We can just find it and blow up the place with the gun. I got some robots working on it now. They should be done very soon.
DB: Hm. I wonder if there is any way to distinguish real eggs from fake eggs. At least, without all the stuff we have here.
GB: Well, uh, I think the fake ones are fragile to electrical attacks. Also, intense impulses from the real eggs can destroy a fake one. Well, I'm getting pretty hungry. Ima take a break and get some Hot Pockets from the freezer. Be back in a few minutes.

GB leaves the room. DB glances at the egg tracking screen for a moment.

DB: That's odd... the tan egg is over in Freezeezy Peak...now what is B_B doing there? *pulls out walkie-talkie* B_B! Where are you?
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B_B: Oh! Dark! Uh, I'm right infront of TTC. Well, you know, in that room with the waterful.
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DB: Are you sure you're not in FP?
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B_B:.....No....why would you, heh, say that? Uhm, oh crap, I see Banjo. Can't talk now. Have to see what he's doing. Bye!

B_B turns off the walkie talkie and throws it againts a wall. It breaks. Indeed, he is in FP.

B_B: Oh no! DB must have seen the egg on screen of the ETC. Mogo, they know where we are!
Mogo: Glooblu! (You idiot! Now we have to take the egg back!)
B_B:...No, you take the egg back. I need to find Banjo and undo everything I did while hypnotised. I know all about DB's lair and can tell them to help them out. You give DB the egg and come back as soon as you can. I'll leave a trail of nuclear eggs into the cave so you can find me.
Mogo: Boof. (Fine.)

Mogo flies off and B_B heads into Wozza's cave. There, he finds the rocks that he and DB pushed over the entrance to the ice cavern have been cleared. Someone came through. B_B hightens his alertness and heads down the cave. Far inside, he comes across a red banner hung over a path in the cave which splits from the main road. The banner reads:

tI$ is |\|0t bo|_t dr/-\go0nZ secRet l4ir~~~~ he i$ n0t treing t tak3 Over ther wordl!!!!!11~~~~~~ lolollololololo~~ go awAy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

B_B: What? Bolt Dragoon? What would he be doing here-

B_B is knocked out by someone.

B_B wakes up in a large birdcage in the dimly lit chamber of Bolt's.

BanjoLanjo: H3y! |3olt! teh bregul is awAke!
B_B: Euuuhh...my head...hey, who are you?
BanjoLanjo: STHU! U suxxors!

B_B throws a grenade egg at BanjoLanjo. Bolt comes walking in the room.

Bolt: You nitwit! You didn't even dissarm him when you brought him inside!
B_B: Bolt Dragoon! What are you doing here?
Bolt: Ah, Blue Breegull. Nice of you to drop by my humble home.
B_B: Any person who puts a man in a cage and uses the word 'nice' has to be up to no good. What's the big idea? Are you after the eggs too?
Bolt: I don't need the eggs you guys are after. My plan doesn't involve scavenging around mindlessly.
B_B: Then what do you want with me?
Bolt: Well, you were intruding on my property. I can't let my secret plot to have Subdrag killed and use BK cartridges to get SnS slip out. Oops, I just did. And now I have to kill you.

Bolt Dragoon pushes a button. A hatch beneath the cage opens up and the cage begins to lower into the pit.

Bolt: My, my. What would you do if you were in a cage being lowered slowly into a pit of boiling lava?

B_B considers.

B_B: Well, I would cast a spell! "Anvil!"

A lever appears, which B_B pulls. An anvil falls on Bolt Dragoon.

Bolt: That was cheap.

While Bolt is stunned, B_B tries to devise a way to escape, and gets one easily. The cage is a good 10 feet tall for some reason, maybe to hold several people. B_B waits until part of the cage is submerged in the lava, then drops his load of water eggs in the lava. The lava cools with the bottom of the cage melted off, and B_B lifts the cage up, slides under it and flies out of the chamber.

Bolt: N00b minion! Get him!

The one remaining n00b runs after B_B. B_B manages to lose them in the cave from all the forks and bends, and finally settles down at a familiar junction.

B_B: This is getting crazy. I have to find the gang and tell them about Subdrag and Bolt!

B_B makes a right turn.

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

13th September 2004, 03:21 PM

(OOC: grey.. you never cease to amaze me)

*communication to banjo's banjo*

LBE: change of orders. Kill or incapacitate anyone in the lair who is seeking eggs and is not allied to us. Disguises are your choice as are weapons. overtime pay.

*communication ends*

TootyIloveyou

13th September 2004, 09:59 PM

Hi can someone of you tell me where I can find Banjo Kazooie RPG
characters

Thanks

:)

cyberen

13th September 2004, 10:23 PM

please just stop coming here, I reverse my descision, you're a pest.

Banjzooie

18th September 2004, 07:58 PM

Thanks a lot for that PM you sent me, TootyIloveyou! [/sarcasm] Actually, it was sick. It said "Tooty you so sexy!" Don't ever PM me again!

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Banjzooie is still trapped by the bull.
Robot: I have been ordered to kill Banjzooie. Please get up.
Bull: *backs up, gets ready to charge at Banjzooie*

Banjzooie: All right. This has gone on long enough. Introducing my newest attack... GLUE EGGS! *shoots one at the bull*

Bull: *Snort!* *charges*

Jut as the bull's an inch from Banjzooie, it gets hit by the glue egg. It's stuck in place.

Robot: I have been ordered to kill you. *charges up plasma gun* Firing in 5, 4, 3

Banjzooie: *runs to the robot's back, opens it up and takes that battery out*

Robot: 2, *turns off*.

Banjzooie: *stuffs robot into backpack* Hey, it might come in handy. Since the Tan egg is gone, I'll head for Freezeazy Peak. *Leaves CCW*.

BlueBreegull

18th September 2004, 10:30 PM

B_B soon meets up with PotO, GJ, and B98.

B_B: Uh...hi?

The group bolts around

B98: Oh no! It's B_B!
PotO: Quick, attack him!
B_B: No! Wait! I come in peace!

PotO and B98 jump on B_B and pummel him. GJ doesn't do anything because she doesn't know who he is yet.

GJ: I thought he said he comes in peace.
B_B: Yeah! (Ow.) I do! I'm good now! DB used hypnosis on me! I can lead you guys to the eggs he has!

PotO and B98 stop

PotO: You'll lead us to the eggs?
B_B: Yes! DB has made a lair in CK, but I can get in there and get the eggs for you! Besides, I'd make a good ally, right?
B98: Alright, we'll let you join us.
B_B: Great. Now, uh, where's Banjo and Kazooie?
GJ: They split up from us.
B_B: Ah. Oh, yeah, I just remembered- Bolt Dragoon is planning on killing Subdrag and taking over.
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Mogo lands at CK with the tan egg

GB: Hey, look DB, it's Mogo!
DB: But where's B_B?
Mogo: Blubooborblebleck! (He ditched you because he thought you stunk. I do too.)
GB: I can't understand him.
DB: Odd. It almost seems like B_B is avoiding us. I wonder if maybe he woke up...
GB: From what?
DB: Eh, nothing. What are waiting for?! Get the egg on the console!
GB: Righto!

GB hooks up the tan egg with the rest of the eggs.

GB: Greeeeaaaat... Okay, now the black egg you dropped is right under the bridge near the start of BGS. Also, there's the gray egg in TTC! ...and there's a pink egg... and a green egg... and a turquoise, gold, red, orange, yellow, blue, purple, black, white, brown, cyan, maroon, silver, clear, AAAHHH! Why are all these eggs here? They're all over the place!
DB: All over the place? How can you be sure the gray egg is real?
GB: Well, it's the only gray egg I see. Oh, and this will baffle you; the cyan egg is moving, on its way to FP.
DB: FP? That's where I saw B_B at, before he sent Mogo.
GB: Well, I don't know what to say. If you bring me the black egg, I'll be able to pinpoint every single egg there is - even the ones that LBE has. That'll show us where his secret lair is, and we can raid that. Maybe even blast it with the ETC when it is done.

A robot drone flies up to GB

Robot: Sir, the ETC gun is finished.
DB: Excellent... I will go back to BGS, pick up the egg, and bring it back. Mogo!
Mogo: Blueaueaoi?! (What the hell do you want?!)
DB: You need to find B_B and get him to confront MPATT. We beleive MPATT has the key to the egg chamber of LBE's.
Mogo: Bweck. (Alright fine, you pompous fathead.)

Mogo and DB head their seperate ways, while GB gets a little trigger happy with the ETC...

Banjzooie

18th September 2004, 11:49 PM

Uh, I have a question BlueBreegull. If LBE has the Cyan egg, how's it moving?

BlueBreegull

19th September 2004, 05:02 PM

Well that's the trick to it, see... there's someone else runing around with a fake cyan egg close to where you are...

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

20th September 2004, 05:44 PM

OOC: MPATT does have the fire key that unlocks the beatury changer doors that lead to Mt. Fire eyes and the secret tunnel to LBE's base... oops i shouldn't have said that. the egg chamber can only be opened by LBE's handprint.. his hand is a very weird shape

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LBE: i've got to try to use the eggs soon.. even if they are still wanted. there must be a way to trick the eggs into thinking no one is after them."

*LBE looked at his viewscreens which were connected to cameras in mt fire eyes and the upper lair.*

LBE:They are getting far too close.

*he turned to a small door behind him.*

LBE: Come forth my egglies

*White and black miniature ? eggs with legs and red eyes came forward from the door*

LBE: Go my egglies, destroy the yellow cauldrons and destroy furnace fun! That should stop them up.

* the egglies left and LBE set about experementing on how to make the real mystery eggs work*

Banjzooie

2nd October 2004, 10:51 PM

Meanwhile, back in his lair Bolt Dragoon is waiting for Air-Raid to finish the SNS cartridge.

Bolt Dragoon: Air-Raid! Done yet?

Air-Raid: Be patient! It'll take several more hours!

Bolt Dragoon: *sigh* Oh well, let's see what those stupid mods are up to. *Logs onto his computer (which has a very large screen set into the wall) and goes to www.rarewitchproject.com. Reads news page.* What's this?.. I can't believe it! Those morons found Bottles Revenge! And they've released the code! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Those fools don't realize that they've given me a weapon! *Prints out the US GameShark code*

Bolt Dragoon gets off the internet, and pulls out a GameShark. He turns to an N64 cartridge slot embedded into the computer, and inserts the GS. The computer screen goes blank, and then displays the GS code screen. Bolt enters the Bottles Revenge code he printed out.

Back in the Ice Key cavern, B_B is telling PotO, GJ and B98 all about what happened during his hypnosis.

B98: So he has the tan and white eggs?

B_B: And the Midnight Blue egg, but its a fake.

PotO: It must have been made by ASKTRE.

B_B: That's what I thought at first, but according to GB that one was actually made by some wierd bird/bear hybrid thing. *B_B remembers the fight back in CCW* Hey! I met him too! He'd been following me the whole time!

GJ: So he's looking for the eggs too? Why?

B_B: Well, he looks pretty freaky since he's a hybrid, and that's probably why. He probably wants to make himself normal using the Big Whoop. Although, he shouldn't, as a hybrid he has more powers of both bear and bird. Maybe I'll tell him that next time I see him. But anyway, I can lead you to DB's eggs. C'mon!

B98: But we gotta find Banjo and Kazooie first. Besides, we want to see if there's anything at the end of this cave. And I gotta pee too!

B_B: There's not a bathroom for miles!

B98: Oh yes there is! *points to a porta-john standing in the middle of the cave*

B_B: How'd that get there?

B98: Oh well, plothole. I don't care! *Runs into the porta-john and shuts the door*

At the very moment B98 sits down on the toilet, Bolt Dragoon enters the Bottles Revenge code.

B98: Ohhh... I don't feel so good... Getting... Dizzy... *B98 all of a sudden hears maniacal laughter coming from inside his own head. He then passes out*

B98 wakes up to find himself lying on a forest floor. He looks at a screen floating in the air and sees his own memories being played on them. He sees his own thoughts floating around, and sees Banjo walking around

B98: Banjo! *runs up to Banjo* Where are we? What are you doing here?

Banjo: Oh, I'm not really here.

B98: Huh?

Kazooie: *sticks her head out of Banjo's back pack* Don't you know your own mind when you see it?

B98: What?!

Kazooie: *sighs* You're inside your own head, geeky. What Banjo means is that we're only memories of the people you know.

B98's memories of Banjo and Kazooie walk away. B98 turns around and finds himself standing face to face with himself. This version of him, though, glows red, has horns and holds a pitchfork.

B98: What is wrong with this mirror?

The other B98 speaks: Fool! I am no mear reflection! I am Devil Bottles!

B98: What are you doing in my head? Get outta here, I don't have any space for you here!

Devil Bottles: Oh, but I've always been here. Whenever you've been angry, I've been there. When you imagined yourself wringing that foul-mouthed bird's neck, I was there. Whenever you've made an insult, or said any other mean thing, I've been there. Don't you understand, B98, I am your evil thoughts! And I plan to take over your body and use it for my evil purposes!

B98: Good luck! I may get angry sometimes, but I always manage to calm down with a little self control!

Devil Bottles: A thing of the past! My great friend Bolt Dragoon has just entered the newly revealed Bottle's Revenge GameShark code!

B98: OH CRAP!

Devil Bottles: Yes indeedy! I was always caged before, never allowed to seperate myself from you! But now that the code has been entered, I am a seperate soul! I will take over your body and pretend to be teamed up with Banjo and Kazooie. When they find the eggs and unlock Big Whoop, I will use it to make the world belong to me and Bolt Dragoon!

B98: *angry!* You will NOT take over! *runs at Devil Bottles and throws a punch, but it simply bounces off and Devil Bottles gets larger.*

Devil Bottles: Please, get as angry as you wish! It only makes me stronger!

B98: Now what do I do?

Devil Bottles: You will leave! *raises arms, and a huge tractor beam appears above B98 and transports his soul to Bolt Dragoon's lair. He then takes control of B98's body, which glows red, grows horns and is suddenly holding a pitchfork. Devil Bottles wakes up* Ha Ha Ha! I am free at last! *makes himself look like B98 so no one will get suspicious. Walks out of the porta-john*

PotO: 'Bout time!

Devil Bottles: Sorry I took so long. Let's continue searching this cave.

Back in Bolt Dragoon's lair, B98's soul appears in a cage.

Bolt Dragoon: Enjoy your new home, B98! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HAH!

BlueBreegull

3rd October 2004, 08:14 PM

I'm starting to lose track of where everyone is, so sorry if I make a mistake in this next post. Just to recap...

Banjo, Kazooie, and Andre - In the Ice Key Cave
B_B, PotO, GJ, Devil Bottles - In a different part of the Ice Key Cave
Bolt Dragoon, Bottles, one of the Newbs, Air-Raid - Bolt's Lair
Jeff - Out to kill Subdrag
Banjzooie - Heading to FP, with the robot drone.
GB - At Castle Keep
DB - Heading to the swamp
MPATT - Heading to the CCW lobby...still...
Nanoshape - ?
Egglies - Grunty's Furnace Fun
LBE - LBE's Lair
Banjo's Banjo - ?

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

3rd October 2004, 08:42 PM

OOC: nanoshape is out randomly hunting people. your discretion on whether or not he runs into you. Remember that MPATT has the fire key so you might want to find him

Banjo's Banjo

4th October 2004, 10:54 PM

OOC: I can't really write a scene right now, but at the moment my character is standing at the entrance to the lair/exit to Spiral Mountain.

BlueBreegull

5th October 2004, 02:24 AM

Fine, fine, I'll write what happens next...
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DB returns to the swamp, picks up the egg, and brings it back to the base without trouble at all.

DB: Finally! That was a lot of trouble for one simple egg. Now get this machine working! I am growing impatient. I haven't heard from B_B in a long time, and everyone seems quiet.
GB: With this last egg, the ETC. will be able to detect every egg there is. Well, let's fire her up!

Beep

GB: Hold that thought, someone fell for my trap.

GB pulls a lever, and Jeff is teleported into a stasis cell in the room. GB walks over to him for questioning.

GB: So...what have we got here?
Jeff: You'll never find out about Bolt Dragoon and his secret plot! Never! Oops.

Jeff pulls of his disguise and throws some pills into his mouth. Seconds later, he falls over, dead.

GB: Uh...those were Skittles, you know.
CrocodiiiileGuy: O.
GB: Now who are you?! Who do you work for?!
DB: Can we worry about this later?
GB: Uh, alright. But I get to send the monkey on him.

A deranged monkey is sent into the cell to terrorize CrocodiiiiileGuy. GB walks over to the ETC and inserts the egg. Soon the screen lights up with millions of more dots.

GB: Ugh. It would be impossible to tell which egg is real or not like this.
DB: How do you figure we can get the right egg?
GB: Trial and error, I suppose. I'll study the eggs right now. Maybe I can figure out a contraption to see which eggs are real or fake.

DB paces out of the hole at the top of CK to gaze at the rest of the Isle O' Hogs.

Meanwhile...

B_B, PotO, GJ, and Devil Bottles are still in the caves.

GJ *so bottles cannot hear*: Say, guys, does B98 seem a little...demonic to you?
B_B: Eh? What are talking about? He looks fine to me.

B_B glances at B98, who is wearing a big hat to cover his horns, a cape to hide the wings, and blue face paint to get rid of the red color. He also has a red clown nose on for some reason.

GJ: I mean it! Just a few minutes ago, when I tripped, I thought I saw him holding a pitchfork and snickering!
PotO: It's just the cave getting to you. We've all been in here too long.
B_B: That may be about to change - I think I see a light at the end of the tunnel!
GJ: You're right! I see it too!

The group bounds off toward the light. At the end of the tunnel, they reach a huge, white cave. Several icy spikes hang from the high-up ceiling, and there is a large mound of gold situated in the middle of the chamber.

PotO: This place seems oddly familiar...
DevilBottles: Hey, forget about that, look at this! There's a pile of treasure in the center of the room! I'm going for it!
PotO: Wait! It's a trap!

Just as DvlB grabs a handful of gold, the entrace to the cave closes. Then, the spikes from the ceiling fall down, one by one. After this, they assemble themselves into a figure of a big, giant, skeletal figure of an ice scorpion!

GJ: AAAAHHH! What is this place?
PotO: I...don't...know. But prepare yourselves for battle!

Banjzooie

7th October 2004, 03:27 AM

Since there isn't anyone in CCW anymore, MPATT moves toward FP instead. He emerges from the ground and attacks Banjzooie as he enters FP

Banjzooie: Ahhh! *taken by surprise*

MPATT: *lunges at Banjzooie, who doesn't have time to react. When MPATT hits, he drops the fire key that opens LBE's lair, and Banjzooie drops the mysterious light key Blackeye gave him a long time ago.*

Banjzooie uses a solar egg, a type of egg that emits a burst of light that temporarily blinds on contact. Since he used it at such close range, though, both him and MPATT are blinded. They both feel around while blinded, trying to find their keys. MPATT takes the light key by mistake, and Banjzooie takes the fire key. When their vision comes back, they get ready to fight, but are interrupted by the sudden appearence of Nanoshape.

Banjzooie: Oh no... How am I supposed to fight both of them?!
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I know I said Banjzooie had the fire key when I entered the RPG, but EnEnDar says MPATT has it so I changed Banjzooie's to the light key. The light key is one of the things required to use the eggs, though not the only thing.

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

7th October 2004, 12:44 PM

"i'll leave this to you" mpatt emitted as he left to return to LBE's lair.

*the nano shape started swirling around about to fight banjozooie*

BlueBreegull

7th October 2004, 06:02 PM

PotO: Wait! I just remembered what this monster is! It is the Greed Eater. It was originally created to destroy anyone who hacked to get the Ice Key. It would be the perfect trap for hackers, because it feeds upon people's greed, making it stronger. So Bottles! Get the heck of off that pile of treasure!
DevlB: It'll have to kill me first!

The Greed Eater grows even larger

B_B: That's it, let's have at it!

B_B takes into the air and bombs the GE with 4 nuclear eggs. 3 of them hit. PotO jumps into a spinning ball, with his reaver drawn, so he is basically a large flying saw. This cuts off one of the GE's mandibles. GJ bends her reaver into a boomerang and tosses it at the GE. DevlB hides in his pile of treasure. The GE roars at an icy high pitch, disrupting everyone's balance. B_B falls out of the air, GJ tosses her reaver all the way to the other side of the room, and PotO falls over. The GE then centers on Poto. It lunges at him with its mouth, but PotO jumps out of the way. The GE then swings its tail to the ground, missing PotO by inches when he rolls out of the way. The GE does this again and again, but still misses. PotO ends up rolling right next to DevlB.

PotO: Bottles! Help?!
DevlB: Wait! I just found this wonderfully colored Gray Egg...
PotO: Grey Egg?!

The GE roars again, and grows 4 more legs with spinning blades on them from DevlB's greed.

PotO: You can't worry about that now! There are bigger, more deadlier th-aw forget it.

PotO charges again. B_B gets back up as well, and spots an opportunity. As the GE is turned away, B_B flies out onto its tail and madly pecks and hacks away at it. This, of course, alarms the GE. It turns its body around to its tail, and then beats its tail against the floor, wall, ceiling, GJ, everything. B_B is still able to hold on, though. Finally, the GE swings on of its spinning saws at B_B, and its tail, cutting it off! B_B falls to the ground with the tail, and retreats behind a peice of stalagmite.

B_B: That was...difficult...
DevlB: Ooh looks! A shiny red gem!

The GE grows its tail back, along with another one.

B_B: Nuts!

GJ runs to where her reaver fell, but gets blocked by one of the GE's tails. GJ runs the other way, but is blocked by the other tail. And, In the third direction is a wall. The GE raises two of its saws at GJ to attack. Just as it lunges its saws, GJ rolls through the GE's legs, grabs her reaver, and swings it, cutting off two of the hind legs. B_B then, from the air, fires a grenade egg at the GE, blowing off part of its middle. The GE turns toward him, and as B_B fires another egg, the GE bats at it with on of the tails, firing it back. B_B barrel rolls out of the way to dodge, nearly hits a wall, but turns sharply back face-to-face with the GE. The GE swings a saw, but B_B fires a quick grenade egg to it. Because B_B was close the explosion, though, he is blown back to the ground. Before the GE can tear B_B apart, GJ and PotO team up. PotO places the middle of his reaver on a rock like a see-saw, and GJ jumps on one end. PotO then jumps onto the other, sending GJ with her reaver and his at the GE's face. GJ hacks and slashes away for a bit, until knocked off by one of the claws. She runs at the GE again, but the GE blocks with a spinning saw, seriously damaging GJ.
B_B, from the ground, throws a grenade egg into the air. When the GE brings itself to B_B, B_B slides under its belly. Directly 70 feet above, the grenade egg reaches the peak of its ascent, and blows up right next to a hanging stalagtite. The stalagtite, falls straight through the GE, piercing a huge hole in it. The GE is also pinned down and cannot move.
PotO tends to GJ while B_B continues to pummel the GE.

PotO: Here.

PotO hands GJ a healing potion. GJ gets up, perfectly healed. Meanwhile DevlB has burned a hole in the ice wall and is sneaking through the hole with the Gray Egg and an armfull of treasure. This causes the GE to grow ridiculously huge, and gain a cannon which launches ice balls, the ability to breath a beam of ice, and two drills at the side of it, to go with its 4 legs, 2 tails, and 3 saws.

B_B: This is getting ridiculous! We can't fight this thing!
PotO: We have to! We have no choice!
GJ *seeing the hole in the wall which DevlB left through*: Or do we?

The GE crawls over to block the hole.

PotO:...No, we don't.

The three scatter as the GE fires a barrage of ice balls and its beam of ice at them. GJ is partially frozen the beam, and PotO gets hit with an ice ball and sent flying across the chamber. GJ can hardly move, and the GE laughs wickedly as it lowers its drill to her. Just before is drill a hole through her, B_B darts through the air and knocks her out of the way, like in every movie that exists. B_B falls to the ground, dead. Yes, that's right, I'm dead. GJ is alright.

GJ: B_B!

Something then happens to the GE. Its cannon, drills, and tail shrivel up and dissappear.

PotO: Of course. Though greed makes the monster stronger, the opposite hurts it. Hey, GJ, catch this!

PotO grabs some treasure and throws it to her. The GE's legs all fall off.

GJ: Great idea! And here, have this muffin I saved in my pocket.

The GE at this point shrinks to the size of a normal scorpion. PotO steps on it. The chamber door then unlocks.

PotO: Well that's that. Now there's just the problem of B_B being dead and all.
GJ: What do we do?

To answer the question, Mogo flies into the cave.

Mogo: Blurble blob? (Hey, have you guys seen B_B?)
GJ: Hey, isn't that the weird shake that follows B_B around?
PotO: I think so.

Mogo sees B_B on the ground

Mogo: Borchle (Oh, geez. He cant even last an hour without me. Outta the way, everyone. )

Mogo goes over to B_B and slips some of the magic healing chocolate into his mouth/beak. Surprise! B_B's alive again.

B_B: Yay I'm alive.
GJ: That was a tough battle.
B_B: Wasn't it?
Mogo: Bolhofghofhfgo (B_B! DB says that MPATT has the key to LBE's egg storage. We should look for him!)
B_B: Great idea! Only, uh, where's B98?
PotO: He must have snuck away. With the gray egg too!
Mogo: Blufforlah (Oh, was he that reddish devil guy? He dropped this gray egg, you see, and I picked it up.)

Mogo draws the gray egg out

PotO: Hey! He's got the gray egg!
B_B: If it's real, then we can just stop by 'ol DB's place and pick up the rest of the eggs. Also, Mogo here says that MPATT has the fire key, which is used to open the egg storage of LBE's. We need to look for him as well.

So the group heads out of the cave, which leads them out of some hole in Grunty's Lair that connects to the lava room.

Banjo's Banjo

8th October 2004, 12:20 AM

Banjo's Banjo hangs around at the enterance of Grunty's Lair.

BB: Hmm...well, LBE did tell me to get them....and double pay...Well, whatever. He'll just have to deal with it. He's got his other goons right now. Plus, if I go now, I may just be able to get rid of any of his problems.

BB jumps out of the lair and heads toward the enterance to the Isle of Hags.

30 minutes later, about the time the Greed Eater was defeated, BB arrives at Hailfire.

BB: Hmm...this should do it.

A rock falls from the sky and BB turns around. It smashes into the zipper, breaking the handle on it. The thing is slightly loose now. BB struggles to get out of the suit and eventually does a few minutes later. He stands up to reveal...he's in fact a jinjo. He is about a foot taller than a normal jinjo though. He also has a pike and briefcase strapped on his back, which holds several costumes.

BB: Ahh, finally, out of that suit. Now to get down to business. Flarey Larry!

A big dragon, assumably the cousin of Chilly Billy and kin, flies down from the mountains.

FL: Yo, college roommate! What's up?

BB: Hey Flare. I need a favor. You mind helping take care of a few pests? They're stealing eggs or something. I really don't know or care. Whatever the case, the boss is telling me to get rid of them, so any help getting the job done would be appreciated. They're stronger than I thought...

FL: You had the short jinjo costume on at the time?

BB: Yeah, it stopped me from being able to do anything. Sure I could do stuff now, but a dragon should get rid of them or at least scare them off. I frankly have no quarrel with them, other than humiliation, so scaring them away should do...

FL: No problem. I'll head that way now. You heading that way?

BB: No, not yet. Just head on out.

FL: Alright.

The massive, lumbering dragon leaps into the air, flaps his wings, and takes flight on a path to Grunty's Lair....

Banjzooie

25th October 2004, 02:58 AM

At Bolt Dragoon's Lair, Bolt is watching everyone's progress on a large screen.

Bolt: Enjoying the show, B98?

B98: Of course not! You sold my body to a devil and trapped me here! Not to mention, that foul devil just took the gray egg and didn't bother to help Banjo!

Bolt: Don't forget, that devil IS you, always has been! And your anger at me and him is strengthening him! So, essentially, you are helping me carry out my plan, thanks! And you are going to help me even more by telling me which eggs Banjo has!

B98: He doesn't have any!

Bolt: Don't lie to me! If you're smart you'll tell me!

B98: NO!

Suddenly, the screen focuses on DvlB, who's arms and legs pump up and his chest puffs out, fueled by B98's anger.

B98: Aw poop, now I've done it!

Bolt: Yes, you have! And if you won't tell me, I'll torture you until you do! I call forth my most vicious operative! REAPER, COME FORTH!

A portal opens and out comes the Reaper.

B98: Don't tell me. Grim Reaper.

Reaper: No, that's my twin brother. I'm the Spam Reaper, lord of all off topic posts and n00bs the world over! My torture is far worse than my brother's. Infinite pain is nothing compared to watching Barney the Dinosaur forever!

B98: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Spam Reaper: Oh, yes! *grabs B98's soul and takes it through a portal. Bolt looks in the portal, and sees Spam Reaper turn on an enormous TV, on which Barney appears and starts singing the Barney theme song. B98 begins to scream, and then the Spam Reaper closes the portal.*

Bolt: He'll be begging for mercy in no time. In the meantime I'll use a similar method to kill the other egg-searchers. I'll deploy my assassin robots.

A door opens and reveal... Teletubbies. They look innocent enough, but then their faces split into evil grins.

Teletubbiebots: The mods suck! MWAHAHAHAHahah!

Bolt: That's right! Go, my evil Teletubbie assassin robots, defeat Banjo and anyone else looking for the eggs! Sing your disgusting teletubbie songs to paralyze your opponents, and then pull out the machine guns!

Teletubbiebots: Yes, master. *They exit Bolt's lair*

Bolt: *pulls out a walkie-talkie* DvlB. I see you have gotten the gray egg. Good work! Bring it here immediately!

DvlB: Yeah, Yeah, way ahead of you.

Bolt: Oh, and you better put some pants on.

DvlB: ...Why?!

Bolt: Because your devil tail is showing, idiot, what if your "allies" saw it?!

DvlB: Oops, I thought I'd covered all my devil parts up. Don't know how I missed that. Or how they did, rather.

Bolt: Probably because when Banjzooie made the post where I initiated the "Bottles Revenge" post he forgot to mention you had a tail, the moron.

DvlB: Careful Bolt, you're breaking down the fourth wall there.

Bolt: Anyway, keep up the good work. Bolt out.

DvlB: DvlB out.

Bolt turns back to the screen and watches the egg searcher's progress, still waiting for Air-Raid to finish the SNS cartridge.

Back to the fight between Banjzooie and Nanoshape. Banjzooie jumps into the air and takes flight, and dive bombs Nanoshape. He ends up going through Nanoshape and arriving in its alternate dimension.

Banjzooie: What the?! What is this place?

Everything around Banjzooie is darkness, and strange silver shapes are floating around. He is standing on a very small piece of land that is floating in the sky. Wondering how he's supposed to get out, Banjzooie takes flight and looks around. He sees birds, but something is horribly wrong. They're wings are where there feet should be, and vice-versa. Their eyes are blood red. As he flies around Banjzooie sees several more deformed animals. He lands on a large island. He sees a large silver thing in the shape of a man. The core of Nanoshape, its mind and spirit. But he takes one step toward it and walls appear out of nowhere. Banjzooie has been trapped in a maze.

BlueBreegull

17th November 2004, 06:02 PM

Ooh, creepy.

B_B, PotO, GJ, and Mogo, with the Gray Egg, make their way out of the lair, past Jinjo Village, and into the Hollow. Suddenly, there is a bright, blinding light.

GJ: Ah! What is that thing?!
PotO: Its-its-
B_B: A dragon?

Flarey Larry, the dragon of Light, lands infront of them. He sniffs for a moment, pulls out paper, compares it to the company, and puts it away.

FL: Uh, right, on behalf of BB, I now scare you. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AaAA-AAA-ACHOOO!!!!

The four stare at him, not sure what to do

FL: *Sniff* Aw, man, hanging out in Hailfire Peaks for so long has made me sick. How am I supposed to be scary now?
PotO: Wait, BB sent you? The jinjo?
FL: Uh, yeah. *Looks around* Well, that's about that. I'm going now. I'LL BE BACK, THOUGH!!! AND I'LL HAVE COUGH SYRUP!!!

Flarey Larry takes off to somewhere.

Mogo: Blououououououble. *That was entirely random.*
B_B: Yes it was. Well, let's keep going now.

After a few more minutes, the group arrives at the quagmire. They hide behind the pipeline.

B_B: DB's base is up ahead. Who's got the egg?
GJ: I do.
B_B: Good. Now, here's the plan. I'm going to *incoherent whispering...*

A group of bees fly by GJ, buzzing around annoyingly.

GJ: Ooh, pretty!

Oddly, one bee after another turns red periodically, then goes back to normal, allowing another to turn back red.

GJ: Bad bees! Go away! AWAY!!!

The currently red bee dives at her

GJ: Ow!

It dies, then another turns red and stings her, then another.

GJ: Guys? Help! These bees are potentially dangerous!
PotO: Does anyone have bugspray? Or cologne?

The next bee to turn red takes a dive at the egg GJ is holding, and lifts it up

GJ: Hey! Give it back!
B_B: What's going on here?

The bees rapidly turn to red, fly to the bottom of the egg to support it, then turn normal again allowing another to turn red and lift the egg more.

B_B: That's it. Water eggs will work here!

B_B pops a water eggs over the bees, killing them all. Then appears the form of Devlb, the puppeteer behind the...uh...puppets.

Devlb: Doh! I almost had it!
GJ: Bottles?
Devlb: Bottles? Bottles is being held captive by Bolt Dragoon. I'm Devil Bottles, and man am I peeved! Oh, also, I'm alot stronger now. Which means I can do this!

With a poof, he disappears. PotO glows red.

B_B: No! You couldn't!
PotO/DV: Yes! Thanks to Bottles' anger, I can now control even strong minded creatures! And, you can't see me floating above them!
GJ: You get out of PotO right now!
Poto/DV: Make me!

Poto/DV takes the egg and runs off.

B_B: After him! Them! Whatever!

B_B, GJ, and Mogo go after them. B_B dive bombs Poto/DV fromt above and grabs him with his talons, careful not to hurt PotO too badly. PotO/DV drops the egg.

PotO/DV: Ooh, you sly fox you!

DV inhabits B_B, flies into the air, and drops PotO. GJ runs to catch him, but falls into the mud stuff. PotO lands on the train track bridge.

B_B/DV: Yes, of course! This is the perfect body to use! Now I can make my quick getaway!
PotO: Quick! Mogo! Get the egg!

B_B/DV dives after the egg while Mogo charges. It seems B_B/DV will certainly make it, until he crashes into the ground.

Mogo: Bluruouble *Hah! You haven't mastered flight as a bird! You monkey!*
B_B/DV: Owww...this host is wrecked. Come here, Mogo! Come to your old buddy B_B!

DV switches to Mogo, who now has the egg.

PotO: This will never end! He'll continue switching hosts until he escapes with the body who has the egg! We need him to get trapped in someone we don't care about, and do them in quickly.

PotO tries to teleport down, but finds that he doesn't have enough mana. Or something. It'll take him 1 minute to charge up enough to teleport. Until then, he's trapped up on the bridge! And, on cue, he hears a train whistle...

PotO: Oh no. Or...maybe... everyone! Get as far away from me as possible!
GJ: What! Don't you need rescuing?

As Mogo/DV is getting away, PotO launches his reaver at him. Mogo/DV sees this, and quickly throws the egg to GJ and changes to GJ before getting hit. Mogo, of course, takes the fall.

GJ/DV: *Catches the egg.* Hah! You'll never catch me! *Tries to run away, but is halted by the mud* Oops.
B_B: *Flying strait toward the egg* Give that to me!
GJ/DV: Your call!

DV infests B_B again and grabs the egg. He swirves around crookedly, heading in the direction of PotO, but still above him. The train whistle gets louder. As B_B/DV is flying by, PotO once more orders everyone to get away from him, and leaps up and takes the egg from B_B's talons. DV then of course switches to PotO again. B_B flies to the CK ledge.

PotO/DV: Haha! You never win!!!

The train whistles again. It is right behind PotO/DV

PotO/DV: Shoot.
GJ: PotO!!!

Since everyone obeyed PotO by getting out of the way, DB has no one to switch to, and gets hit by the train. Or does he? B_B, GJ, and Mogo wait until the train clears. After that, they see no sign of PotO. The gray egg, however, falls into the mud safely.

P.o.t.O

18th November 2004, 03:39 AM

*PotO appears in Grunty's Lair*

PotO: Hmm...I guess I've level'd up...or that deranged devil is still screwing with me...

*Deep in the distance, PotO hears a familiar conversation*

Banjo : Ow!

Klungo's Evil Twin: Hur Hur Hur! Me kick your fuzzy tush!

PotO (to himself): Hmm...something's very familiar about all this.

*PotO teleports to where the noise came from, and sees his former self dissolve Klungo's Evil Twin into mush*

PotO [past]: Muh-ha-ha! I have become more powerful!

The infamous Phantom of the Opera appears from the darkness, with the unholy SPAM Reaver surging with a pink-ish tint.*

Banjo: Guh-huh! Thanks, mysterious masked person! We're looking for the question mark eggs; wanna help?

PotO [past]: You Fools! You know nothing about those eggs, do you?

Banjo: Uh, they're pretty colored, and they've got question marks on them...

Kazooie: And They open some sort of secret.

PotO [past]: Do you know what secret this is?

Banjo: Uh, What Bill Gates does with his massive amounts of money?

Kazooie: Weapons of Mass Destruction?

B98 (*appearing from the grate,*): Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

PotO [past]: No, you simpletons! Each egg is a key, which opens one of the ten doors to the greatest secret in the whole world!

B98: *gasp,* you mean?!?

PotO [past]: That's right...BIG WHOOP!

Banjo: *Gasp* ...Err...what?

B98: Big Whoop!

PotO [past]: Big Whoop...the greatest kept secret in the world...It's said to shift itself to it's finder will; making it the most valuble treasure ever.

Kazooie: Shift?

PotO [past]: Yes. Saying you were looking for massive amounts of money, it would turn itself into millions of piles of gold.

Kazooie: So...you're after the eggs?

PotO: Yes, and I've already located the location of one of the eggs.

Kazooie: Where is it?

PotO [past]: Ha! Like I'd tell you. Well, I'm off to go find the eggs before you and become the most powerful being ever. Ta!

PotO [present]: Not so fast...

*Banjo-Kazooie and PotO [past] sees PotO [present]*

PotO [present]: I can't let you do that, me.

PotO [past]: Great Scott! Are you mad! Don't you know the theory of Time Paradox!?

PotO [present]: Yes, I'm well aware of it...but I'm here to change it...

*PotO [present] is glowing an earie red...the same glow as Devil Bottles*

PotO [past]: What? Why? Is something wrong?

PotO [present] (beginning to get taken over by Devil Bottles): I can't let you...work with them...

PotO [Past]: What is this?! Who are you!?

PotO [Present]: I'm...I'm you...from the future...

PotO [past]: This is what I'm to become? How can I change it?

PotO [present] (getting taken over again): By...Letting me destroy you!!!

*The possesed PotO [present] attacks his past self. The two begin to bend time in the struggle. Random images from the adventure throw themselves everywhere...and time itself begins to unravel. Suddenly, Time shatters into a million fragments. Everything we knew is now lost in the cracks of time, and everyone gets thrown into the center of the rift. Darkness...confusion...and what looks like the end is all thrown in as well*

*Time tries it's best to repair itself...and forms into three time eras: One, the present time where everyone is struggling to get the secrets. Two, the vast future, where everything is barren, desolate and desserted. Three, the past, where Grunty is still at large.*

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[The PAST] = The gang [present] (minus PotO [present]), all the cast from Banjo Kazooie/Tooie.

((The Present)) = The Noobs and their leaders, The Breegulls, LBE and his creations.

{The Future} = PotO/DV [present], PotO [past]
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BlueBreegull

18th November 2004, 05:10 PM

Banjo's Banjo

18th November 2004, 11:08 PM

Fifteen minutes prior to the Time rip...

BB: Well there goes Larry. Well, off to Witchyworld...

Five minutes prior to the Time rip...

BB: Finally...Come forth, Samatha the Psychic!

A trashcan near BB falls over and a sandwich falls out.

BB: Uhh...

The Sandwich: Hello Banjo's Banjo.

BB: Sa...you're Samatha the Psychic?

SP: Yes, Samatha the Psychic Sandwich.

BB: Nothing should shock me these days...anyways, you know my name so you probably know why I'm here.

SP: Future?

BB: Sort of. I want to know a few things, most relating to the eggs and such. What are they? Why does my boss want them?

SP: Power. The eggs and other items have vast quantities of power stored within them. No one has yet been able to tap into them though.

BB: Hmm...whatever. I never understood the quest for power thing much. Not my style...

At this point, a sudden shockwave hits the universe, shattering time. Three paths are created, past, present and future. Somehow, BB being the only LBE employee out of the lair, falls through time. He ends up in a void; the end of time.

BB: Uhh...

The ground, although non existant, is solid enough to let BB walk. He begins to wander foward, in hopes of finding something...

BlueBreegull

19th November 2004, 06:03 PM

Banjo, Kazooie, and Andre are still wandering around the caves.

Banjo: I'm begining to think that splitting up was a BAD idea.
Andre: Ugh....so...hungry...nothing to eat...
Banjo: How about Kazooie?

Just then, they are all lerched back in time very inpolitely. Banjo and Kazooie are sent back to the BK era, when they were still in FP. I'll make this easier:

Sent to the Past:
Banjo, Kazooie, Andre, Bolt Dragoon and his two n00bs, PotO

Remaining in the Present:
Golden Jiggy, Dark Breegull, Gold Breegull, LBE, MPATT, Nanoshape

Sent to the Future:
Blue Breegull, Mogo, Banjo's Banjo, Flarey Larry

And, oddly, since B98 was in the Reaper's Realm, a realm which exists at all places in time and yet doesn't exist at all, he was unaffected. Yet since he still can get angry, there are now THREE Devil Bottles's: One in the past, one in the present, and one in the future. Also, the Spam Reaper is not affected either. And uh, anyone else just stays in the present.

B: Hm...somethings not right here.
Andre: I think so too. Especially since all of these Jiggies just appeared around here, as well as the Notes!
B: It's almost like we've been sent back in time!
K: Wait, sent back in time! That could allow us to do so much! Now we know where all of the jiggies are, and we could beat this game easily and finish off Grunty when we confront her!
B: Hey, good idea! ...Besides, we don't have a choice. Once again, Tooty is in the hands of Grunty!!!
Andre: What? You mean we have to do this all over again? We're 6 years in the past?!
K: Get used to it. This isn't the first time anomoly we've experianced.

So Banjo, Kazooie, and Andre set off to rescue Tooty.

Meanwhile...

Klungo: *Barges into room* Grunty! Grunty! Something isss amisss!
Grunty: What do you mean, you talking dung? Tell me, tell me, while I'm young!
Klungo: There isss a time anomoly! Sssomeone in the future traveled back in time and dessstroyed the fabric of time, ssssplitering it into three peicessss! Banjo, Kazooie, and some hungry guy just appeared out of a portal in Freezeezy Peek!!! Like thisss, we could go to the future and ssseee how thingsss turn out, and ussse thisss knowledge to do sssstuff!
Grunty: You are right, my stinky friend, we could do this, but it's YOU I'll send! Go to the future and find out how I could prevent my sticky fate, hurry now!
Klungo: Uh...how do you know you have a sssticky fate?
Grunty: Shaddup.

Klungo heads to FP to get sent to the future...or present.

Meanwhile...sort of...in the future...

B_B and Mogo are spit out of a portal into the future

B_B: Bah?! What's going on here?!

B_B looks around. He is still in the quagmire. CK has become a huge fortress. The quagmire itself is nothing but a dusty crater. B_B and Mogo cautiously fly up to the base of CK. Here, they see to familiar shapes: PotO and GJ! They both have their reavers drawn, and are at the very edge of the cliff, their backs facing toward the endless cloudy expanse. Cornering them are zombie-ish minion thingies.

Mogo: Boblobublou! *B_B! It's PotO and GJ! Shouldn't we help them?*
B_B: How did they get there so fast? And how did CK get so huge? What's going on here?
DB: B_B, my trecherous friend, where have you been?

B_B turns around and sees DB! He has changed much. He now wears a crown, and the tips of his feathers glow different colors. His black feathers are the blackest black oyou ever saw.

B_B: D..B! What's going on?
DB: What do you mean, what's going on?! I've sided with LBE and Bolt Dragoon and taken over! And I don't suppose you're here to help me, so I'll make this quick.

DB charges to attack B_B...

BlueBreegull

20th November 2004, 12:03 AM

I'm sorry, I can't resist, I have to continue this. Sorry for the double post!

DB and B_B quickly take flight. DB dives down at B_B. B_B uses a technique that would always work against ariel foes: He performs an inside loop, ending it just so he lands on DB and grabs onto him. At least that's what he intended to do. Instead, DB, with his vastly improved speed and intellect, barrel-rolls to turns upside-down and grabs B_B's talons as B_B was trying to grab DB. DB then performs an inside loop like B_B was going to do, and, at the point where he is facing straight down, launches B_B into the ground.

B_B: Mogo! Hel-*Crashes into the ground*
Mogo: Blubbababooo (Oh, you'll pay for this, Mr. Fancy Pants!)

Mogo charges at DB. DB does something where a large, black, anti-energy ball is created and throws it at Mogo. Mogo is instantly subdued.

DB: B_B! You and your pal seem to have not gotten any better this past month!
B_B: *Staggering up* Ugh...past month? What do you mean, past month?
DB: *Speeding toward B_B* It's been a month since you left and never returned! *Beak-Bombs B_B*

Meanwhile, future PotO and GJ continue to try and fight off the strange zombies, but are failing miserably. Already, they are two feet from the edge of the cliff!

B_B: I have to save them!

B_B takes off after them, with DB tailing him. B_B flies in circles around the keep, trying to shake off DB, but he can't seem to do it until he turns a quick corner around the side of the fortress and hides behind under the ETC's nozzle. DB flies over it in search of B_B. B_B then dives quickly down to PotO and GJ. The two of them.

PotO: It looks like this is it.
GJ: We're done for?
PotO: Yeah. Sorry...about...all of this...

PotO grabs onto GJ and jumps off the cliff. B_B then intercepts them and grabs onto PotO, who is holding onto GJ.

PotO: B_B! You're alive! We thought that explosion killed you!
B_B: *Flying rapidly through the air* Explosion? What explosion?
GJ: What explosion? The one you got caught in!
B_B: Listen, alot of freaky stuff is happening-

B_B now is flying below the ground level, that is, the ground level at which the base of CK is set, so he's off to the side of the big cylinder platform. The zombies all pull out lasers and, getting as close as they can to the edge, start firing them. B_B seems to be too fast to hit, though.

B_B: Ah! *Starts flying left and right rapidly. PotO and GJ struggle to hold on* As I was saying, I was back in the Quagmire when PotO got hit by the train! Then there was this weird lurching sensation, and the whole place is a desert, then I come here and find you guys!
PotO: Oh no...I know what happened! You got caught in the time warp I created! You got sent into the future!
B_B: The future?!?! Ah! *Barely misses getting fried by a laser*
PotO: Yes, the future! Listen. You need to forget about us and return to your time as quick as you can. You can still find the portal in the quagmire. When you go through it, fire somethin electric at it to close it.
B_B: The future?!
PotO: When you get back to your time, do NOT TRUST ME!!! Infact, trust no one. And whatever you, this is real important - the world depends on it - DO NOT-
DB: Surprise!

DB suddenly appears from around the side of the platform and barges into B_B, causing him to drop PotO and GJ. PotO draws his reaver and, with the pointed edge, cuts into the side of the cliff and latches on. GJ still holds on to him. PotO's reaver starts to cut through the soil too hard, though, and if something isn't done soon, they're to fall! DB, who has B_B in his clutches, pecks and tears insanely at him. B_B finely sets off a grenade egg between the two of them, which hurts B_B more than DB, but still gets B_B a chance to get away. He quickly flaps toward PotO and GJ to save them, but is again cut short by a shadow egg, courtesy of DB. As B_B is falling from the blast, DB again grabs him, from the wings, flies away from CK, and then makes a U-turn. Gathering his speed, he prepares to send B_B straight into the wall at 80 mph! Which is certainly enough to kill him.

PotO: I have an idea. I'll start swinging back and forth. At the peak of my period, you must let go of me and fly through the air, and grab onto B_B or DB.
GJ: That's insane!

The reapers slides out of its hole a few inches

PotO: We have no choice!
GJ: Fine!

PotO swings to and fro, gaining momentum. As he reaches his fullest extent, GJ lets go, and, with perfect timing, bumps into DB in the air, both causing him send B_B in another direction away from the wall. GJ now hangs on to DB, and swings off of him, landing neatly on the platform with the keep. PotO's reaver finally loses its grip and PotO falls. Fortunately, he is saved by B_B again.

B_B: That was close. Now what were you going to tell me?
PotO: I was going to say that you must not, under any circumstances - oh no.
B_B: What?
PotO: Look out, you fool!!!

B_B flies straight into a net that the zombie soldiers set up above the moat, and sticks to it much like a web. PotO falls onto the draw bridge, next to GJ. DB lands on a perch above it.

DB: B_B, that was an excellent display. It's a shame you didn't stick with me. Guards! Take the phantom and the jiggy away. They are to suffer a most cruel punishment...they are to be Gammatized!

The zombies usher PotO and GJ into the building. PotO utters one last sentance, before being tasered.

PotO: The shwarter! Don't go near it! *zap*
DB: And as for you, B_B, I'll allow you to see your friends's fate. Then I might just give you a punishment almost as severe. LOCK HIM UP!

More zombie come and remove B_B from the web with a comical spatula-like device, then usher him into the fortress as well.

B_B: Wait! Mogo! Where's Mogo!
DB: Oh, Mogo? I'm afraid his chocolate has been depleted! Ahahahaha!

DB draws out Mogo from behind him. Mogo has definately faught his last battle. B_B is taken into CK. A figure watches from above, though...

BOOM! B_B is locked into a jail cell and the door shuts with a deafening thump. There is one clear wall in B_B's cell, which through it he can see a large room. In it is a gigantic ray gun coming from the ceiling that faces down to two beds with straps on them. Some minions off to the side work on some computers, powering up the gun. PotO and GJ, after a few minutes, appear, and are strapped to the beds right below the "Gammatizer".

B_B: This can't be happening! Surely, someone's going to come to the rescue!

B_B waits until the countdown till gammatization is at '20'. At this point, he's sure nothing is going to happen. Until he hears a voice, much like his own.

Voice: Don't worry, everything will be fine...up to here, I can assure you.
B_B: Who are you?
Voice: It's best not to say, though you'll know soon enough. Hold your breathe!

There is a beeping noise, then the floor beneath B_B dissapears and he falls through a tunnel. A few seconds down, he hears a loud ZAP, sees a bright light, and hopes that the mysterious voice was able to do something about PotO and GJ. But he doesn't have time to worry about that, because he then reaches a fast flowing body of water and is plunged violently under and tossed this way and that. After a few minutes, he is spat out of a pipeline into the quagmire. B_B staggers up to dry land.

B_B: Ooogh...the future looks grim...hey! The portal.

B_B sees the portal to the present, a swirling black color. B_B reluctantly goes through it, and, to his surprise, actually, comes out back right before he left! In fact, GJ still sits in the mud, clutching the gray egg. B_B steps away from the portal, which now glows white, and explodes an electric egg to it. It dissappears.

GJ: B_B! How'd you get from up in the air to down here so fast?
B_B: Ugh. Long story. And not a very happy one either.
GJ: Do you think PotO will be alright?
B_B: For right now? Yes. But now, I really need a hot pocket or something.

Banjzooie

20th November 2004, 02:09 AM

Banjzooie has been wandering inside the maze inside of Nanoshape for who knows how long, but to no avail. He is no closer to Nanoshape's core than he was when he started. Then, the time rip begins to occur. The walls of the maze fall. Then, the evil deformed birds, wolves, zombies and other hideous creatures of Nanoshape begin to die. Several of the floating islands explode. The large blood red volcano, which releases black lava that instantly kills, erupts one last time and then implodes.

The core of Nanoshape: What his happening to my beautiful world?!

Then the floating island that Nanoshape and Banjzooie are standing on dissinegrates, and they begin to fall.

Nanoshape: With the destruction of my kingdom, I'm losing my ability to move in the outside world, Earth. And even that is blowing apart as I speak!

At that moment Nanoshape himself begins to writh and shriek. Several tears appear in the endless purple-black sky of his realm. All the matter that is left gets sucked into the rips, into voids, save Nanoshape and Banjzooie. Nanoshape then explodes into a million pieces, and all goes black around Banjzooie.

Banjzooie: What the heck is going on here?! Ooh, migraine headache... Can't... Think...

Banjzooie dissolves. All time explodes into millions of pieces. As it begins to repair itself best it can, Banjzooie's conciousness sparks back to life. The time of Mecha Grunty's reign appears before him and plays like a movie, and he sees Klungo creating something in a lab. He sees Klungo complete that thing.

Klungo: Your Gruntysssship, Klungo pressssentsss to you his most ingeniousss creation. A clone of smart-aleck bird.

Mecha Grunty: Just what I need, another bird who'll fufill Banjo's witch-killing deeds.

Banjzooie's conciousness is listening to all this, not that he has a choice because he has no body and cannot move.

Banjzooie: This all seems familiar somehow...

Klungo: Me no thinking so, Grunty, this clone a killer sssspy. Bear hasss not found bird yet, but replace her with clone we will, you tossss real bird in lake to drown. When Banjo ressscuesss clone from Breegull Beach, it kill him.

MGrunty: Why Klungo, that's fantastic, where is this bird who's ability to spy is drastic?

Klungo: Cloning machine is built and Kazooie's DNA is collected, me only need to push button to create.

MGrunty: Once that happens Banjo's a goner, Klungo, may I do the honors?

Klungo: Certainly, Missstresss, push this button here.

MGrunty pushes the "clone" button, and the cloning machine begins to vibrate. Flashes emit from within, and sparks fly, the machine then flies into the air and drops with a thud as loud as an explosion. The door opens and out walks a figure with the head and chest of a bear, but the wings and legs of a breegull... Banjzooie.

Banjzooie (present): No wonder this is so familiar, I just witnessed my own creation!

MGrunty: WHHHAAAAATTT!? KLUNGO, that doesn't look like Kazooie at all, for this I'll throw you against the wall! Looks more like Banjo in fact, or rather a combination of the two at that.

Klungo: No wonder, on clossser inspection, bird's DNA sample has hint of bear's on it.

Banjzooie (present): Nostalgia. I remember hearing this and wondering what the heck they were talking about.

Banjzooie (past): Who's Kazooie? Who's Banjo? Who's Klungo? Who am I, for that matter?

MGrunty: You're a load of dung, that's what you are! You're no use to me, I'll throw you behind bars.

Klungo: Klungo explain. We come back in time from future with a bird, Misssstresss's enemy. But bird's bear friend Banjo come to rescue, so me clone you from bird. Me had plans to use you as spy to kill the bear.

Banjzooie (present): At those words I was insulted.

Banjzooie (past): So I'm just a copy? Mere shadow and echo? And you plan to use me?!

Klungo: Hur, no. Something go wrong, bear's DNA get crossed with bird and you become bear/bird hybrid.

MGrunty: My spy you cannot be, you'll be locked up to stay till you rot, you won't even be let out to pee, and now a whupping Klungo's got. Guards! Seize this hideous beast, don't give him any mercy in the least!

Two gruntlings grab Banjzooie by the arms... er, wings.

Banjzooie (present): At this point, I got very angry, and I felt a great power well up within me. Klungo said something else, but in my anger his voice was drowned out. Now's my chance to hear what he had to say.

Banjzooie (past): *Growls and begins to glow as the gruntlings start to carry him away.*

Klungo: *just got spanked by Mecha Grunty, trying not to cry* Er, Missstresss...

MGrunty: What peabrain?

Klungo: There something else. Failed creation has a third DNA sample in him besidesss bird and bear'sss. It is only one percent of creation's total DNA but it powerful.

MGrunty: Who's is it? It's not a threat is it?

Klungo: Klungo think yes. Third DNA sssample was obtained from sssecret egg usssssing Game Sssshark. Wasss intended so clone would have no trouble desssstroying Banjo, but can be usssed against us. The DNA of ASKTRE.

MGrunty: The fake secret maker?

Klungo: Same, yessss.

Banjzooie (present): So THAT'S where my powers came from! That's how I was able to create the fake Midnight Blue Egg! And Grunty's gonna get her butt kicked right about...

Gruntlings: Move you slime ball! To the dungeons! *The guards had tried to take Banjzooie away as ordered by MGrunty, but haven't been able to move him*

Banjzooie (present): Now!

Banjzooie (past): *breaks free of the guards and floats in mid-air. His eyballs glow blue* I am not just a copy! I am nobody's property, not a weapon to be used at one's own leisure! I am my own person! I AM BANJZOOIE!

Banjzooie releases an explosion of power, a great wave of blinding blue light that destroys Klungo's lab and sends Mecha Grunty and Klungo out of Grunty's incomplete lair where they land unconcious for a couple hours. Banjzooie leaves the lair, angry enough to blow something up. Only a week later, Mecha Grunty is defeated and Banjzooie realizes he is marooned in the past. He tries to fend for himself, but every bear and bird tribe he finds calls him a freak and attacks him. A month later, Banjzooie comes across the Gruntilda of this time period, only a teenager, along with her three sisters, Mingella, Blobbelda and Brentilda. All of them are ugly, except Brentilda, who looks like the only decent one of the group, though definitely abused for it.

Teen Grunty: AAAACCKK! Oh my gosh, like, what the heck is that thing?! So totally visions of ugliness it brings! *pointing at Banjzooie*

Teen Mingella: Ugly it is, but as ugly as the way you talk it is not! How many times have I told you, annoying your rhyming is! And so clich'ed that "teenager language" is, what with all the "like"s and "totally"s.

Teen Grunty: All I care about is that it's hip, and as for my rhyming, the chances of it stopping are zip!

Teen Blobbelda: Girls, stop arguing you must. Look, a new punching bag we have.

Teen Brentilda: Don't you dare hurt that poor creature! As ugly as it is, you cannot judge a book by it's cover! Think about how much abuse it has probably already recieved, and let it go!

Other three: Shut up, you goody two shoes! *They push her aside*

Teen Grunty: Now girls, let's give this freak of nature a good whirl!

The three start chasing after Banjzooie. He tries to run away, but Grunty uses a spell to freeze him in place. The witches then proceed to beat him to a pulp with spells, punches, and a body slam by Blobbelda. Present Banjzooie hurts just looking at it. Cackling with their success, the three leave. Past Banjzooie can't take it anymore. Filled with rage, he flies into Grunty's unfinished lair and blasts through the solid rock at the back of it, going all the way to where the "beauty swapper" machine will be in BK's time. He then makes a small room for himself, and seals it with an unlockable door so no one, not Banjo and Kazooie, nor Klungo and Grunty, can open it. He would watch the activities of the lair from his room, but he would not leave. He left just once to intercept Blackeye the pirate who'd entered to find the secrets, and stole his light key and fake cyan egg and then threw the pirate from the top of the tower, and went straight back to his secret room. Around twenty years later (Klungo designed him not to age until forty years after his creation), after present day grown-up Grunty came and gone and was defeated for the third time in BT, when Banjo, Kazooie, B98, and PotO entered to find the secrets and disturbed the long silence, Banjzooie emerged, heart hardened and cold with deep-rooted hate.
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Note to the other posters: I'll finish this "reliving" thing later in another post, so you can post but no messing with Banjzooie and his storyline please. Banjzooie is not in any of the other three eras, because from where he's standing time has not completely repaired itself yet, that's why he doesn't have a body yet and is reliving his past.

R Hunter

21st November 2004, 12:37 AM

Heh I love a good story and this is one of the best (and most bizarre) that I've read in a long while. I just hope it continues and gets finished unlike a story by a certain reaver-wielding phantom ;)
Oh and if it's not too late can I join in?

Banjo's Banjo

21st November 2004, 02:26 AM

R Hunter- Yeah, of course it's ok to join I believe. It's always good to have more people in this. The only rules are that you can't finish the story in one post and you can't change the overall course of other characters. You can still use them and interact with them, but you can't fully change what they are doing.
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BB walks around inside an endless void. Nothing is around, short of blackness.

BB: Well this sucks. Where the heck am I?

BB rams right into a large black object. It flickers and becomes a glowing white pillar.

BB: Huh?

Several other collumns of light appear out of the "ground."

BB: Well this seems familiar...oh I know. It's like that game Chrono Trigger and the end of time. Those where's that one old guy? And the light pole? And the ground? Those are definitely time pillars though...maybe that is another world or something that those things occur. Oh well. So if I step on this pillar I should go to some time period...wait a second, why am I here at the end of time? This makes no sense.

BB sits down and thinks for a bit.

BB: Alright, so I'm obviously at some kind of crossroad of time. Why I'm here, I haven't a clue, but I'm here. I have a few choices in front of me of where to go, but I don't know where these light pillars lead or even if they are what I think they are. Ugh. This is just great...

???: Hello.

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

21st November 2004, 03:29 AM

*meanwhile, LBE is messing around with the machine.*

"I didn't create this, I just found it. Maybe I can alter it so that I can use the eggs while they are still alive."

*LBE calls egglies out. 10 march out from holes in the wall*

"egglies. i want you to enter the machine if possible and bring back the most detailed diagrams of the inside. you will have to go nanosized for it. maintain communication at all times."

"aye aye great one."

*the egglies go to the machine to study it and hopefully advance LBE's dastardly plan*

R Hunter

21st November 2004, 07:42 AM

cool. ok here goes...
(By the way the ??? I'm conversing with is totally different from BB's)

Somewhere deep in the end of time...

???: Wake up.
....
???: Now is not the time to sleep events that may endanger all of time are occuring!
..hmm?
???: Which envolve P.o.t.O.
...I see.
R Hunter: Fine I'm up now explain this again slowly.
???: In thier search for the ? eggs and the Big Whoop, Banjo and his group which include P.o.t.O have shattered the very fabric of time causing it to split into 3 paths: Past, Present and Future. But I assume you already knew of these events am I right?
R Hunter: yeah I was following it all but why should I care if they live or die?
???: Because even though you harbor a grudge with P.o.t.O from that battle between the two of you, no one wishes that fate for anyone.
???: Or perhaps I'm wrong and you are that cold-hearted?
R Hunter:...fine what should I do?
???: First you should go to the future and help the phantom in his battle then travel to the past and make certain that the events of B-K happen as they should.
R Hunter: what about BoltDragoon? You can't seriously let him finish off SubDrag?!?
???: No you'll have time to stop him but the past and future have to be returned to normal if time is to repair itself.
R Hunter:alright I'll help out.
Getting Up R Hunter puts on some armor and picks up a sword, then walks toward 3 time portals.
R Hunter: (to himself) heh it'll be fun to see phantom again.
And with that R Hunter leaps into a time portal heading toward an old friend...
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hope it wasn't too melodramatic :D

Banjzooie

21st November 2004, 04:50 PM

Banjzooie (present) watches his past self search for the eggs all over again. Why was I searching for the eggs again? He thinks to himself, Oh yeah, so I could become a regular breegull and lose this freak appearance. Wait a minute, though, looking back, I never wanted to be a clone in the first place, so even if I found them and got my wish, I'd just become a duplicate of Kazooie. I would've become my own worst enemy. Not to mention I was being a little selfish, locking myself up for 20 years. Do I really want to be that person anymore? Nope. From now on, I'm on Banjo's side, and I'm happy with the way I look. After I get out of this I'll be Banjo's double agent in LBE's headquarters. I'll pretend like I'm on his side, then steal the eggs and give them to Banjo. But I'll worry about that later, once I have my body back. By this time past Banjzooie is in Frezeezy Peak, and MPATT has just popped up to battle him.

Banjzooie (past): Ahhh! *taken by surprise*

MPATT: *lunges at Banjzooie, who doesn't have time to react. When MPATT hits, he drops the fire key that opens LBE's lair, and Banjzooie drops the mysterious light key he stole from Blackeye a long time ago.*

Banjzooie uses a solar egg, a type of egg that emits a burst of light that temporarily blinds on contact. Since he used it at such close range, though, both him and MPATT are blinded. They both feel around while blinded, trying to find their keys. MPATT takes the light key by mistake, and Banjzooie takes the fire key.

Banjzooie (present): Ahh! I took the wrong key! And so did MPATT! Why didn't I chect my backpack to make sure I got the right one?!

When their vision comes back, they get ready to fight, but are interrupted by the sudden appearence of Nanoshape.

Banjzooie (past): Oh no... How am I supposed to fight both of them?!

"I'll leave this to you" MPATT emitted as he left to return to LBE's lair.

*the nano shape started swirling around about to fight banjzooie*

Banjzooie jumps into the air and takes flight, and dive bombs Nanoshape. He ends up going through Nanoshape and arriving in its alternate dimension.

Banjzooie (past): What the?! What is this place?

Everything around Banjzooie is darkness, and strange silver shapes are floating around. He is standing on a very small piece of land that is floating in the sky. Wondering how he's supposed to get out, Banjzooie takes flight and looks around. He sees birds, but something is horribly wrong. Their wings are where their feet should be, and vice-versa. Their eyes are blood red. As he flies around Banjzooie sees several more deformed animals. He lands on a large island. He sees a large silver thing in the shape of a man. The core of Nanoshape, its mind and spirit. But he takes one step toward it and walls appear out of nowhere. Banjzooie has been trapped in a maze. Present Banjzooie is floating directly over the maze, and watches himself come to what seems like thousands of dead ends. He realizes he can use this to his advantage, and studies the maze. After a while, the time rip happens all over again (time's not really breaking again, it's just a replay of what already happened). His past self dissolves into nothingness, and then Nanoshape's reality immediately reappears as though nothing happened. The floating islands, the death volcano, the deformed creatures, the silver core of Nanoshape, it's all back. The only thing missing is...

Banjzooie (present): ...Me. Where am I? I should be down there in the maze right now. *Looking below him, all of a sudden a disembodied breegull foot appears.* Oh, duh, I'm right here. *Head, chest and legs completely rematerialize* But wait. Since I have a body now... How am I floating in the air? Uh oh...

Banjzooie falls like a rock to the floating island a couple thousand feet below him. He tries to fly to save himself, but can't as his wings haven't grown back yet. He lands with a deafening thud, flat as a pancake.

Banjzooie: Um, Ow... *Wings suddenly sprout at his sides* Oh, sure, NOW my wings reappear. TOO LATE!

Grabs a large spatula out of his backpack and peels himself off the ground. When he gets to his feet, the walls of the maze appear again. But this time, because he studied the maze from above, he knows the way out, and has exited the maze in five minutes. He approaches the core of Nanoshape.

The core of Nanoshape: How did you make it through my maze? And so quickly?

Banjzooie: Well, after the time rip, I relived my own past and watched myself go through the maze and...

Nanoshape: Time rip? What time rip?

Banjzooie: Great, you don't remember... Well, anyway, I've come to challenge you so I can get out of here and steal the eggs from your master LBE.

Nanoshape: You won't beat me so easy! And you're not going to have to fight me, no, your task is much harder... If you want to make it out of here alive, you're going to have to beat me at...

Banjzooie: What?

Nanoshape: ...a game...

Banjzooie: A game of what?

Nanoshape: ...of...

Banjzooie: Why the delay?! Spit it out!

Nanoshape: ...SCRABBLE!

Banjzooie: ...Oh boy, I love Scrabble! Bring it on!

BlueBreegull

21st November 2004, 05:53 PM

Blue Breegull and Golden Jiggy sit around the Quagmire, thinking of what to do next. B_B has decided not to tell GJ of his adventure in the future, since his future, or, er, past - his other self, did not tell. After all, GJ and PotO were surprised to see B_B again on the cliffside. If B_B were to tell GJ about the future, then GJ and PotO would have been expecting B_B to come by, but they weren't, which meant that B_B had never, didn't, and shouldn't tell GJ about the future. Long story short, B_B said nothing about being warped to the future.

B_B: *Sigh* It's times like this that I find it usefull to make a list.

B_B pulls out a peice of paper and a pencil and begins to design a to-do list.

TO DO:
1. Oust Dark Breegull, preventing him from becoming so powerfull.
2. Get LBE and Bolt Dragoon, for that matter.
3. Secure all of the ? eggs and make sure they don't fall into the wrong hands.
4. Rescue Bottles from Bolt Dragoon.
5. Find PotO.
6. Trust no one, and don't go near the shweiner. Or something.

B_B: I can't remember what it was that future PotO told me not to go near...
GJ: So...what's the plan?
B_B: We need to get rid of DB first. I still have a score to settle with him. He has the black, white, and tan eggs, we have the gray one, and LBE has the other six. I need to find a way to get his three back, so...OH CRAP!!!
GJ: What is it!
B_B: I'm a FOOL! I just remembered! HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN?!
GJ: What? What?
B_B: DB has an egg-tracking device! He could have seen the egg we have moving around! He knows that someone is right outside his lair!
GJ: What do we do?!

Just then, the shadow of a fleet of robots appears in the sky against the sun, coming from DB's lair. Within a matter of seconds, they form a circle around B_B and GJ.

Robot1: Surrender the egg now!
B_B: Uh, the egg? But I-I work with Dark Breegull! I'm on his side!
Robots: ...

On the lead robot's screen comes Gold Breegull's face.

GB: B_B? Is that you? Where've you been? You sure took a long time getting that egg! Come inside!
B_B: Oh, good, heh.
GB: Uh...who's your friend?
B_B: That's no friend! It's just a jiggy! It's used to solve puzzles. It is by no means alive. Ignore it.

Just then, there is some bickering heard from GB's end. GB is shoved off screen, a voice says 'ATTACK HIM!', and the screen goes off. The robots come to life, taser B_B and GJ, and take the egg to CK. B_B and GJ faint.

In castle keep

Dark Breegull: It's obvious now that my hypnosis egg has lost its effect. I should have taken action long ago!
Gold Breegull: What are you talking about? Hypnosis?
DB: Blue Breegull is a traitorous fiend. He was going to sabotage the mission by stealing back the eggs we worked so laboriously for. But now, we have all four of the eggs left on the Isle o' Hags. Or do we? GB!
GB: Aye, sir!
DB: Test these eggs. See if they are all real.

GB takes the black, white, tan and gray eggs into a chamber, closes it, and presses a button. A bolt of electricity zaps all of them, and they all survive.

GB: They're all real!
DB: Excellent! Our plan is finally coming into focus!
GB: Hm. But we only have four of the ten. LBE has the other six, right? So what now?
DB: LBE won't have the eggs for long. Remember the device we were planning to use, the one that would send out an electro-magnetic pulse that would destroy all of the fake eggs?
GB: Uh...yeah...
DB: It can, and has, been simply reconstructed by our robots. It is now a large, egg-sucking magnet! When this device is on, all of the real SnS eggs will be drawn to its power, and soon we will have 10 eggs right infront of us.
GB: Ingenious!
DB: But have caution when using it! Make sure that it is set on positive. If set on negative, the eggs will all be repelled from one another, causing them all to be spread out over the world again! Also, it could cause the ETC to blow up.
GB: So what are we waiting for! Let's start 'er up now!
DB: That's not all we're going to do. Down there in the Isle o' Hags are many who desire the eggs for themselves. We are not going to give them the chance to ruin our hope of world domination! We're going to blow the entire island with our ETC! Not before, of course, demanding that King Jingaling surrender his entire fortune to us. Then, after taking it, we'll fire the weapon anyways! Contact King Jingaling now, GB, and make it known to him of our demands.

GB calls up King Jingaling and explains the ransom.

Jingaling: What? Pay you all of the money in Jinjo Village? I'll never! Infact, I don't even beleive you have the kind of power to destroy the entire Isle!
GB *to DB*: He doesn't beleive us!
DB: Well then, Jingaling, why don't you get to a high place and watch the light show spectacle!

DB jumps on the control console of the ETC. and aims it at Hailfire Peaks, a landmark which is visible from any point on the Island. After charging up the weapon, he fires it! A destructive red beam comes out of the nozzle of the ETC and destroys the entire mountain! Everyone else on the island (who is, of course, in the present) sees this happen, and if they don't see it, they definately feel it. The explosion causes a massive earthquake. After all of this subsides, Jingaling is in awe.

DB: I'll call back in 12 hours, Jingaling, and by then you better have the cash ready, or your entire island is history. And if I see even the slightest hint of an evacuation or revolt, I fire the weapon. Have a nice day.

Banjo's Banjo

21st November 2004, 06:35 PM

???: Hello.

BB, still sitting in the empty end of time, stands up and turns around. Nothing is there.

BB: Uhm...

???: It's impolite not to respond with a greeting.

BB: Err...hi?

???: Much better.

BB: Ok...well then. Where are you? Wait...who are you anyways?

???: Who are you?

BB: I'm known as Banjo's Banjo to some. It's more of a nickname though, considering I'm not a banjo.

???: I see.

BB: So who are you exactly?

???: I don't know.

BB: What? How can you not know who you are?

???: Well I know who I am, but I don't have a name. This is a place where you really don't need a name.

A guy that looks somewhat like Jiggywiggy walks out of the shadows.

???: Though for the time being you can just call me Guard.

BB: Alright...well then Guard, since you are the only one in this place, could you tell me where I am?

G: The end of time of course.

BB: Well it's good to know I was right about something. You wouldn't happen to know why I'm here, would you?

G: In your time period, the quest for the eggs caused an odd power influx. This caused a time gate to open and PotO stumbled into it. This resulted in him meeting his former self and split reality into a million pieces. It reformed...but in different eras, past, present, and future. This resulted in some of the past getting mixed with the present, the future being entwined with other time periods and...

BB: I have no idea what you are talking about.

G: Basically parts of your time ended up in the past and another time period. However, in the split, you fell through the cracks due to issues with the conservation of time...

BB: Alright, so I fell through a hole in time. That's awesome. So how do I get back?

G: Through those gates.

BB: Cool....wait...so what are you doing here?

G: I was banished here by LBE after he found out that I knew how the eggs and keys worked.

BB: WHAT?!?!

R Hunter

22nd November 2004, 12:48 AM

Suddenly R Hunter arrives in the future (about 5 mins prior to B_B's arrival)

R Hunter: Ok now I have to locate P.o.t.O and GJ...

Moving quickly he searches most of the keep but has no luck locating P.o.t.O and GJ when all of a sudden...

Orignally Posted by Blue Breegull
B_B: Bah?! What's going on here?!

R Hunter: hmm?

Orignally Posted Blue Breegull
Mogo: Boblobublou! *B_B! It's PotO and GJ! Shouldn't we help them?
B_B: How did they get there so fast? And how did CK get so huge? What's going on here?

R Hunter: Ah Blue Breegull and Mogo right on time, wait then that means...

Looking outside he sees P.o.t.O and GJ fighting a HUGE amount of what appear to be zombies

R Hunter: they'll be fine but B_B is going to have some problems about...

Orignally Posted by Blue Breegull
DB: B_B, my trecherous friend, where have you been?
B_B: D..B! What's going on?
DB: What do you mean, what's going on?! I've sided with LBE and Bolt Dragoon and taken over! And I don't suppose you're here to help me, so I'll make this quick.

R Hunter: now, right since I know how this all turns out I can stop DB from draining Mogo and save B_B and the others...

Waiting until the part where DB shows B_B Mogo's empty glass R Hunter watches P.o.t.O and GJ's battle

R Hunter: hmph he's improved since I saw him last...

Orignally Posted by Blue Breegull
B_B: Wait! Mogo! Where's Mogo!
DB: Oh, Mogo? I'm afraid his chocolate has been depleted! Ahahahaha!

R Hunter: oops time to get into place...

Orignally Posted by Blue Breegull
B_B is taken into CK. A figure watches from above, though...

R Hunter: now to get to his cell

Using a network of secret passages R Hunter makes his way above the cell where B_B will be held

R Hunter: why anyone would put cell locks up here is beyond me...

Orignally Posted by Blue Breegull
BOOM! B_B is locked into a jail cell and the door shuts with a deafening thump. There is one clear wall in B_B's cell, which through it he can see a large room. In it is a gigantic ray gun coming from the ceiling that faces down to two beds with straps on them. Some minions off to the side work on some computers, powering up the gun. PotO and GJ, after a few minutes, appear, and are strapped to the beds right below the "Gammatizer".

Orignally Posted by Blue Breegull B_B: This can't be happening! Surely, someone's going to come to the rescue!

R Hunter: ok now let's see if that voice mimicing class pays off

Orignally Posted by Blue Breegull
B_B waits until the countdown till gammatization is at '20'. At this point, he's sure nothing is going to happen. Until he hears a voice, much like his own.

Orignally Posted by Blue Breegull
Voice: Don't worry, everything will be fine...up to here, I can assure you.
B_B: Who are you?
Voice: It's best not to say, though you'll know soon enough. Hold your breathe!

R Hunter hits a few buttons and watches Blue Breegull go through the tunnel

Computerized voice: 16...

R Hunter: (muttering) Better make this quick!

Rushing to make it R Hunter slows time down enough to reach the room as the countdown hits 15.

R Hunter: Ok now I just need to remove them and leave but first I need to get Mogo...

R Hunter grabs Mogo and puts some chocolate bars and ice cream in his glass, then puts him in a pouch similar to banjo's backpack.
Then picking up P.o.t.O and GJ and also placing them in his pouch he leavs the keep and returns time to it's proper movement. Suddenly he hears a loud ZAP! and sees Blue Breegull exit also and leave through the time portal.

R Hunter: Good luck Blue you'll need it...

R Hunter then removes Mogo and the others and wakes Mogo up

Mogo: Bloop? (huh?)

R Hunter: All right Mogo?

Mogo: gurgle bubblabloop? (yeah, wait who are you?)

R Hunter: Nevermind that right now

Mogo: bubblababoo? (and how can you understand me?)

R Hunter: later, all you need to know is that Blue Breegull has left for the present already

Mogo: BLOOP?!? gurgle bubblaboo!?! (WHAT?!? and he left me here!?!)

R Hunter: you were drained during your battle with DB I put some more chocolate in your glass and got you outta there, he had no choice but to go they would have gammatized him.

Mogo: ...

R Hunter: don't worry for now you should stick close to P.o.t.O and GJ and I'll try and B_B back here as quickly as possible.

Mogo: Bloop. (Thanks)

R Hunter stands up and creates a new time portal and leaps through it heading toward B_B. However unbeknowst to him B_B has been captured by DB...
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whoa did I really type all THAT?!? :eek:
EDIT:B_B I hope you don't mind that I used some elements from your story...

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

22nd November 2004, 01:24 AM

Part 1: LBE's completion in the time rift.

*buzzers at the base*

"warning... warning.. time rift approaching."

*LBE turns to his console*

"quick.. put up a level 10 temporal shield around the base and the island... but wait... leave the egg machine out of the shield."

*the computer beeps as the shield goes up. LBE turns to the machine as the time rift impacts on the island and the SNS machine. The machine splits into 3 versions of itself...*

"this is just what I counted on!"

*One version of the machine is scrap parts.. unbuilt. The second is the current machine. The third is an empty machine; the eggs were stolen. The third machine reads no competetors; it is so far in the future that they are all dead or moved on*

"Computer... remove the eggs from the present machine and then isolate the future machine and bring it under the shield and out of the time warp."

*the computer grinds with energy as it attempts. finally the machine pops free and still reads no competetors*

"victory is mine!"

*He places the eggs in the machine and activates it*

*the sky darkens around his fortress as all the globos across the world fly towards the fortress. they collect in a funnel and flow down into a room the size of several small buildings*

*the sky clears*

"Computer... destroy that machine and send the eggs to the far corners of the earth. I don't want anyone to be able to reclaim them now that i am done with them."

*The eggs are launched off in cannons or teleported off as all 3 versions of the machine are self desructed. LBE goes to the room of glowbos*

"Now I will take my seat among the end-bosses of legends!"

*He puts on a helmet connected by wires to the glowbo room and begins to suck the power out of it. Soon, his body begins to glow white and the glowbos slowly die in the tank. he absorbs all the power*

"Now to use my power!"

*the fortress explodes as LBE grows to be nearly 500 feet tall and proportionally wide. he sprouts dragon-like wings from his back and takes off from the island leaving the scraps behind*

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OOC: this rpg has really picked up pace so i am just putting all my cards on the table with this post since i don't have much time to post. The eggs are scattered in various rare-worlds (Conker, diddy kong racing, donkey kong, sabrewulf, perfect dark, and grabbed by ghoulies. there is one egg in each world. this should give you a whole lot of play time and fun trying to reach them.)

As for me. if anyone wants to try and fight LBE just find me and challenge me in the storyline, i might be around to see your post but aside from that i'll just be posting occasionally to make your lives harder.

R Hunter

22nd November 2004, 07:56 AM

oh it's on now people!:D
Business has just picked up!

Meanwhile somewhere in the time stream R Hunter has just witnessed the transformation of LBE

R Hunter: ooh not good not at all

He decides to stop to think over this new development

R Hunter: now that LBE has the power of the ? Eggs and glowbos he's nearly invincible! If I were to try to fight him I'd be destoryed easily no doubt about that...so now what?...

He thinks for a couple of minutes until...

R Hunter: right I have no choice first I need to find B_B and reunite him with Mogo then I need to find an egg, luckily no one knows that although the eggs are most powerful when together each egg holds a unique power
i.e. the Tan egg a.k.a the creature egg lets it's holder control any monster nearby him.

Wait how do you know that?

R Hunter: simple when you are trapped in the end of time all you can do is watch what happens throughout time, I saw the egg's creation.

Oh....but what about banjo and the others? I thought that ??? told you to help them after you helped P.o.t.O?

R Hunter: yeah yeah I know but things have changed, If I can give Banjo and Co. an egg it would be a big help to them right? Now let me find B_B and you narrate ok?

Ok. So after R Hunter finished up his plan he had another thought..

R Hunter: I really should see where B_B is before I head out, Time Window!

And in a bright flash a portal opens that allows a person to view any event in time

R Hunter: Show me the current location of B_B and also where 3 eggs are.

R Hunter sees that B_B and GJ have been captured by DB

R Hunter: aw man I'd better speed over there then...

He also sees that the Tan egg is in DKR's world the Green egg is in Conker's world and the Red egg is in Perfect Dark's world

R Hunter: whoo LBE really wanted to make certain that nobody got them all together again, ok well now that I know where 3 eggs are I'll go and help B_B and GJ and let them know also.

With that R hunter continues his trip through the time stream
headed toward B_B
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ok people now we know where 3 eggs are when I join up with B_B I plan to hunt for the Tan egg so that leaves Red and Green, oh yeah and only the Tan egg's power is known at this point so if you can think up a cool power for the others feel free to share:)

BlueBreegull

22nd November 2004, 05:36 PM

OOC: Actually, DB hadn't captured me and GJ, he just left us for dead out there in the quagmire while he took the egg.
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B_B and GJ wake up a minute before Dark Breegull fires the ETC gun. After fully waking up, they see the large beam of power blast Hailfire Peaks.

B_B: Oh no! DB's ETC is finished, and he has four of the ten eggs, the other six LBE has!

Or so B_B thinks

GJ: It's time to take that guy down!
B_B: I agree! Let's go!

B_B scoops GJ into his talons and flies up to the platform with the entrance to CK...to see it has been blocked by an impenetrable force feild of energy! I mean it; NO ONE can get through, or find any other way into CK.

GJ: Great! What do we do now?
???: Trying to break into DB's fortress, are you, weaklings?

The two turn around and see...Jamjars!

Jamjars: There's no way you're gettin past that wall with the pitiful amount of moves you two have! Who trained you?
GJ: Uh...no one.
JJ: I could have guessed.
B_B: Well then, can you get us through?
JJ: I can teach you how, yes.
GJ: Great!
JJ: But for a price...
GJ: 'Doh! You want notes, then, right?
JJ: Hey, if you guys are going to be the star of this show, you're going to have to work for it.
B_B: But where are we going to find notes around here?
JJ: There is one world no one has been to yet. It is called 'Mt. Fire Eyes'.
GJ: *GASP*
B_B: *GASP*
JJ: *ACHOO!* Ehem, sorry. Yes, Mt. Fire Eyes. Some gooey monster has the fire key, though, so you must take the key from him, find the entrance, get 50 notes, find me, let me teach you the proper moves, and come back here to bust down the door and save the island all in 12 hours.
B_B & GJ: 12 HOURS?!
JJ: Yes! That’s when DB will blast the island! Now, just to help you two out for right now, I’ll give you some warm-up techniques.
JJ: This one’s for Blue. Sometimes baddies are too strong to bust, but now you can blow them away in a powerful gust!
B_B: Yay! Now I can create strong winds by flapping my wings!
JJ: And this one’s for the Jiggy.
JJ: When the times comes that you gotta dash, blind your enemies with a Jiggy Flash!
GJ: Whoah! Now I can flash real bright and blind enemies!
JJ: Yeah, yeah, now get moving!

B_B and GJ take off in search of MPATT…even though Banjzooie has the fire key…right?

Meanwhile, in Dark Breegull’s lair…

DB: Hahahahahahaha! World domination, and the power to make a reality of my wildest dreams! The egg magnet is working, right?
GB: Yes, it is, but…something really weird just happened!
DB: What?!
GB: The eggs LBE has…they just made a quick jump to different parts of the world! Like they’ve been warped!
DB: Is he discarding them already? But he hadn’t even obtained the ones we have! He must have had another purpose with them. Of course, the eggs are still attracted to our pull, right?
GB: Yessir. They should all be here in 12 hours. It’s not even necessary for us to go out and get them. They’ll all be in the Banjo world in three hours.
DB: Then we’ll just sit and wait. We have nothing to worry about. There is no way that anyone will be able to intercept an egg rocketing through the air at 100mph. They’ll all be wasting their time going out looking! HAHAHAHA! Plus, they’ll never pass the door of pure energy out there…
GB: Uh…right. I’m going to the bathroom.

GB walks out of the room.

GB *To himself*: I’m beginning to think siding with him was a bad idea. Sure enough, once he’s in control, I’ll be kicked out or something! I don’t think I’ll take part in any of the riches… not mention everyone on the island is going to die…If only there was something I could do…

R Hunter

22nd November 2004, 07:08 PM

ooh sorry about that B_B :o
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In the quagmire... a bright flash can be seen for a few seconds and then someone can be seen emerging from it

R Hunter: Shoot not here now what?

Jamjars: hey punk! are you lookin for that blue bird and his jiggy friend?

R Hunter: yeah actually, do you know where they went?

Jamjars: you're in the wrong place they headed to look for the guy who has the fire key to open mount fire eyes about 3 mins ago...

R Hunter: great...wait why aren't they stopping DB?

Jamjars because he's put up a wall of energy that's impossible to get through without the proper moves.

R Hunter: really? let's see about that...

R hunter leaps up to the entrance and hits it with a blast of energy from his sword but nothing happens...

R Hunter: well...I feel stupid

Jamjars: like I said IMPOSSIBLE!

R Hunter: fine looks like I have to get to B_B

Jamjars: wait punk that was a nice move you used who trained you?

R Hunter: too many people to name, since I can travel through time I was training nonstop in preperation for a re-match with an "Old Friend" of mine.

Jamjars: Who?

R Hunter: no one you'd know, but back to the subject which key opens mount fire eyes again?

Jamjars: the fire key

R Hunter: hmm...Time Window!

Yet another window opens up...

R Hunter: where is B_B right now and where is the one who holds the fire key right now?

It is shown that B_B along with GJ are looking for MPATT who they still belive has the fire key with no luck, and that the REAL holder of the key Banjzooie is playing a game of scrabble inside nanoshape for his very life!

R Hunter: ok now that I know who's got the key I have to get ahead of B_B

and R Hunter opens another portal...hoping to reach B_B in time

R Hunter: hoping nothing! No matter where B_B and GJ are I'm going to pop up in front of them!

and R Hunter jumps in again headed for B_B...

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ok B_B no matter what in your next post I plan to meet up with ya since I'm moving through time I plan to show up in front of you guys at some point. :p

ooh I just thought up a power for the White Egg! It lets it's holder use healing and revival magic just like most white magic spells.

Banjo's Banjo

22nd November 2004, 07:51 PM

G: LBE banished me here because I know how to use the eggs and keys.

BB: WHAT?!?!

G: I was the only other person in the world that had knowledge besides himself on how to activate the eggs. An energy syphon was the only real way to control it by LBE's standards, but...

BB: So wait, LBE banished you here because you knew how to build the syphon?

G: I was the one that originally designed it and LBE stole the plans.

BB: Wait, you designed it for him and he banished you to the end of time?

G: Yes.

BB: That's....not good for job security on my part. Maybe that's why there was no retirement plan when I signed up to work for him.....

G: There are other ways to use the eggs though...

BB: Listen, I really don't care about the egg and key stuff right now. I'm mostly concerned about getting home and getting as far away from LBE as possible. You should probably leave this place as well.

G: Get away? Oh yes, you aren't aware of what's going on in your timeline.

BB: What?

G: Let's just say there are some...problems with LBE there.

BB: Go on....

G: He's...large.

BB: They've got diets for that you know.

G: He's not fat. No, though he did put on some pounds. He gained some of the energy from both the time split and the eggs, which led to him to become a gigantic monstrosity. Good luck getting "away" from that.

BB: That's....right...well then...

G: LBE poses a threat to all. Even if you are an employee of him, it's hard to say how long he'll be on your side and decide to use you as a tooth pick.

BB: Ugh. Though I'd rather not stand up to him....

G: ...You have to. However, you'll have allies in your fight. The ones that were seeking the eggs will help you. Plus, you have one advantage: LBE, although strong, did not use the eggs completely right, nor did he have all of them. As such, he is quite beatable.

BB: Wait, I can't just join up with the people I was trying to scare away and destroy! I don't think they'd exactly like it.

G: I think they'll understand.

BB: Maybe...so what should I do? I'm not that strong right now...

G: Get the eggs and key. Though to do that, you'll need more than an allergy ridden dragon and George, the town idiot. I'll train you a bit on time magic. That should help...

BB: Alright, let's start the training....

R Hunter

23rd November 2004, 01:34 PM

hmm...someone other than me who can use time magic...verrrry interesting...:cool:

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

23rd November 2004, 10:17 PM

~posting up~

(I am gonna move about between worlds like the old koopa battleship did in mario 3)

*LBE flies to the perfect dark world and starts circling high in the air above it, out of firing range. He eventually finds a high mountain near the world and knocks the top off, making a flat place to sit around. once there he sits around and concentrates on finding all the secrets and little things about the powers he has just obtained*

R Hunter

24th November 2004, 04:44 AM

wait so if I were to go to PD's world right now...hmm the Red egg might take a while to get then :eek:

Bottles98

25th November 2004, 06:23 AM

Sorry I've been gone for about a month. I've been really busy. School Crap and Junk. So...can someone give me a summary of what's been happening?

Banjo's Banjo

25th November 2004, 04:20 PM

A recap...well here are the major points:

-Banjzooie joined the RPG. He then proceded to get himself into trouble which led to him being engulfed by the Nanoshape. This in turn caused him to get lost in a sub-universe with red-eyed birds™ and probably melting clocks.
-A few eggs were collected by various people (namely B_B.), but I'm not sure which ones. Heck, I don't even know who has the fake ones or the real ones.
-I trapped B_B and others in CCW for a small amount of time. They escaped.
-Devil Bottles showed up. I don't remember how.
-Grim Reaper of CBFD fame showed up for a small amount of time as a boss. So did the Master hand, but that was meant as a joke.
-MPATT goo fought a few people. He didn't exactly do much.
-I was sent to destroy those meddling kids (aka the people after the eggs). I send Flarey Larry, the allergy ridden dragon to fight them, but he fails due to a head cold.
-PotO created a gigantic time rift, shredding time and space. Once matter reformed, three different time periods were created: The past, the present and the future.
- B_B ends up in the time period of a previous RPG I assume, which causes him to fall into conflict with D_B (Dark Breegull).
-I fall through time, thus leading me to get lost at the end of time. I meet up with Guard, a banished guy who created the egg device that LBE had. LBE stole the machine and sent him to the end of time. I realize my job security isn't that great because of this.
-LBE takes advantage of the time crash, which allows him to activate the machine. He becomes Godzilla or something. The eggs he had in the machine (he didn't have all the eggs) are then sent to other worlds entirely. He then heads off to sit on a mountain. Why bad guys always go sit in a place to be ominious is beyond me. I mean what do they do up there anyways? There's no movie theaters up there, you can't play sports, and I'm pretty sure that you can't wire up an internet connection up there.
-PotO ends up in a time period where he meets his former self (this is what actually causes the time crash but anyways...) where he is now locked in combat with himself. He's controlled by Devil Bottles I believe. (Not you).
-After learning that LBE is now a gigantic...thing, Guard decides that I should learn time magic to help fight LBE. He will also give me a pike to help me fight later down the line as well. I'm still not wanting to fight LBE though, so I may not confront him, but Guard doesn't know this.
-R Hunter joined the story. I really don't know what he's doing.

That's really all I can think of right now. Hope that helped.

R Hunter

25th November 2004, 05:13 PM

I'm trying to find B_B so I can reunite him with Mogo then I'm going to get the Tan egg
also I belive that B_B was sent into an alternate future where DB, LBE and BoltDragoon have teamed up. I joined in about there.

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

25th November 2004, 06:21 PM

A recap...well here are the major points:

-LBE takes advantage of the time crash, which allows him to activate the machine. He becomes Godzilla or something. The eggs he had in the machine (he didn't have all the eggs) are then sent to other worlds entirely. He then heads off to sit on a mountain. Why bad guys always go sit in a place to be ominious is beyond me. I mean what do they do up there anyways? There's no movie theaters up there, you can't play sports, and I'm pretty sure that you can't wire up an internet connection up there.

we sit there and marvel to ourselves about our greatness while working out every minute detail of our next plan. We also sit and look down and the world going "You all suck and I'm so much better than you."

Bottles98

25th November 2004, 11:10 PM

OK...and what's happened to me?

R Hunter

25th November 2004, 11:36 PM

Last I heard you were being tortured by the SPAM Reaper. Quite awful stuff too you're being forced to watch barney the dinosaur.

R Hunter

29th November 2004, 12:56 AM

Right since no one else is posting to this thread I will!
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Somewhere in the timestream...

R Hunter:...alright that's it I am tired of wating for B_B to post!!!

um you just broke the fourth wall there...

R Hunter: I don't really care, I've been in here for 3 days now!
And I REALLY NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM!! :mad:

2 mins later...

R Hunter: much better, now since i'm not going to meet up with B_B I should focus on something else then...ok got it Bottles98 is still trapped with the Spam Reaper so I should probably go help...

Orignally Posted by Banjzooie
At Bolt Dragoon's Lair, Bolt is watching everyone's progress on a large screen.

Bolt: Enjoying the show, B98?

B98: Of course not! You sold my body to a devil and trapped me here! Not to mention, that foul devil just took the gray egg and didn't bother to help Banjo!

Bolt: Don't forget, that devil IS you, always has been! And your anger at me and him is strengthening him! So, essentially, you are helping me carry out my plan, thanks! And you are going to help me even more by telling me which eggs Banjo has!

B98: He doesn't have any!

Bolt: Don't lie to me! If you're smart you'll tell me!

B98: NO!

Suddenly, the screen focuses on DvlB, who's arms and legs pump up and his chest puffs out, fueled by B98's anger.

B98: Aw poop, now I've done it!

Bolt: Yes, you have! And if you won't tell me, I'll torture you until you do! I call forth my most vicious operative! REAPER, COME FORTH!

A portal opens and out comes the Reaper.

B98: Don't tell me. Grim Reaper.

Reaper: No, that's my twin brother. I'm the Spam Reaper, lord of all off topic posts and n00bs the world over! My torture is far worse than my brother's. Infinite pain is nothing compared to watching Barney the Dinosaur forever!

B98: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Spam Reaper: Oh, yes! *grabs B98's soul and takes it through a portal. Bolt looks in the portal, and sees Spam Reaper turn on an enormous TV, on which Barney appears and starts singing the Barney theme song. B98 begins to scream, and then the Spam Reaper closes the portal.*
R Hunter: man I hope his brain hasn't turned to pudding yet...

R Hunter closes the path that he made to travel to B_B's location and makes a new one to go right to B98's location. And in a instant he's there looking at B98's inhuman torture.

TV: I love you, you love me...

B98: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Spam Reaper: MWAHAHA! Feeling talkative yet?

B98: Not now not ever!

Spam Reaper: Fine...(rasing the volume)

TV:...with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you...

B98: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

R Hunter: (shuddering) ooooh that song is pure evil...

Spam Reaper: What!? Who are you and how did you get here!?

R Hunter: I'm called R Hunter by some but that's not important, release the mole and nobody gets hurt!

Spam Reaper: (chuckling) Either you overestimate your skills or underestimate mine.

B98: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!

R Hunter: I really don't like to destroy when it's not needed so I'll ask again
release the mole or else.

Spam Reaper: Or else wh-

But before the spam reaper can finish his sentance he's already been cut in two

R Hunter: Idiot.

B98: Thanks and all but COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT OFF THE TV NOW!?!?

TV: I love you, you love me...

R Hunter: Oh right...

R Hunter walks up to the 78'' TV and hits the "Power" button.

B98: (Breathing heavily) Thank you...but who are you?

R Hunter: A friend, now come with me we need to go find the Tan egg.

B98: Ok

R Hunter and B98 now hop into another time portal headed for DKR's world
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HA I just thought up the Black egg's power: It allows you to blast your enemy with magic that will deliver an instant kill, however if the intended victim blocks it somehow it's you who gets hit so be wary...

R Hunter

29th November 2004, 06:51 AM

Nope I refuse to let this thread die. Please someone continue it...:(

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

29th November 2004, 02:18 PM

I'm here. A small lapse does not mean that the thread is dead. It is Thanksgiving, give us a break.

BlueBreegull

30th November 2004, 12:16 AM

Yeah, I was just too busy enjoying myself. But I'm finished now.
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B_B and GJ have no success in finding MPATT. With only 9 hours remaining until DB acquires all of the eggs and blows the island, they turn to one person that can help them. They had heard rumors of her before, but only from strange people who talked to sandwhiches. Which sort of makes sense, in a way, since the person they were searching for is none other than Sally the Psychic. They did not know, however, that she was indeed a sandwhich. Enough of this lengthy intro.

B_B and GJ arrive in Witchy World

GJ: Are you sure this is the place?
B_B: Positive...I think.
GJ: Wow, this place had gotten bigger. I wonder who's expanded it?
B_B *stopping infront of a sign*: It looks like some person named Burpy the Wizard has. He's the park manager now.
GJ: I don't like the sound of him. Let's make this fast.

B_B and GJ search the area, calling for Sally. They don't notice the shady person in the coat who follows them, holding a peice of paper with him.

GJ: Hey, B_B! Look what I found next to this trash can!

GJ holds up a paper, reading:

Dear Reader,
Sorry I'm not in right now. I've been sent 50 years into the future by a time warp. If you desire my services so greatly, you can wait that long, or find a way to get me. In the mean time, try one of our new Fabulous Flabby French Fries!
-Sally

B_B: Sent to the future? Then how is this letter here?
GJ: Well, she is a psychic. She must have known that she would be warped ahead of time.
B_B: Good point. Only now we have no way of finding that fire key! I can't travel through time. Look's like we'll have to find someone who can...

Waits a little bit

GJ: I don't think anyone's comingaaaAAAAAHHHH!

A time portal appears right above GJ, and Rhunter and B98 fall out of it.

B_B: That was uncalled for, yet surprisingly convenient. Hey, it's Bottles and someone else! That's one thing I don't have to do, then. *Crosses out 'Save Bottles' from his to do list.
GJ: Hey Bottles!
B98: Oh, it's you two!
GJ: Who's your buddy?
Rhunter: I'm Rumor Hunter, famed traveller of time. I've been waiting for you to post, you lazy bum. What took you so long?
B_B: Uh, lots of leftovers. So what brings you here?
Rhunter: Well, one, I brought back Mogo from the future.

R hunter pulls out Mogo from behind his back. There is a moment of touchy feelings and blah between Mogo and B_B. Then R hunter continues.

Rhunter: Anyways, I brought him, saved Bottles, and have come to aid you in saving the world by collecting the eggs. It's good that you have me on your side; I can see where all of them are!
GJ: Ooh, that's cool. You can definately join us.
B_B: Yeah! Only there's a little urgent problem going on right now. An evil wacko bird is about to turn us all into dust in about 9 hours if we don't find a way to destroy an unbreakable wall, which can only be broken by learning a secret skill in Mt. Fire Eyes, and the key to there is held by an abominable goo monster. Can you help us find this monster?
Rhunter: That won't be necessary. The fire key is infact held by Banjzooie.

BUM BUB BUUUUUUMMMMM

GJ: ... Who's he?
R hunter: He's a freakish cross between a bird and bear with a heart of gold. He'll be hard to get to, though, because right now he's in an alternate universe playing scrabble.
B_B: When did my life get so screwed up?
R hunter: That would have been 3 weeks yesterday.
B_B: Ah. So...we find this Banjzooie then?
Rhunter: Yep. But to find him, we must go to Freezeezy Peak and get sucked into Nanoshape.
GJ: Fuuuuun.
???: Not so fast.

The shady figure appears behind the group.

Person: Right. I've got orders to kill all of you.
Rhunter: By who?
Person: I can't say. Anyways, can you all just stand still? I've got to get out my big gun...*pulls it out* Ah, there it is. Right. Just so you know, you can tell everyone later that Murry killed you.
B98: How? That doesn't make any sense!
Murry: Uh...I don't care! Time to get this over with. I've got sky diving lessons at four.

Murry aimes his big gun, and the group cowers back. Just before he pulls the trigger, there's a bright flash, a portal opens above Murry, and a figure falls on him, knocking him down. The figure is none other than the dreaded...

Rhunter: *Gasp* The Grim Reaper!!!
Grim Reaper: Yes, that's right. I'm the Grim Reaper.
B98: What are you doing here?
Grim Reaper: I have come seeking Bottles and Rumor Hunter. I'm displeased with my brother being chopped in two halves.
R hunter: Oh, right, about that, uh, is there any way his insurance can cover-
GR: SIIIILLLLEEEENNNNCCCEEE!!! MY BROTHER'S INSURANCE DID NOT COVER BEING CHOPPED IN HALF!!! BECAUSE OF YOU I WILL HAVE TO WORK OVER TIME TO PAY OFF HIS HEFTY HOSPITAL BILL!!! And I know just the five people I'm going to reap right now.
B_B: *counts the group* Wait! You're going to reap me, too!?
GR: That's right.
GJ: But...uhh...you don't what to kill us! We...uh...we have Fruit Loops!
GR: ...FRUIT LOOPS, YOU SAY?!?!

GJ nods with a grin, holding out her Fruit Loops box.

GR: Gimme.

Grim takes the box and scarfs down the box in a few seconds, then lets out a loud burp.

GR: These loops of fruit of yours has changed my mind. I will spare you...for now.
B98: Phew.
GJ: Hey, maybe you can join us!
GR: WHAT?! YOU THINK I, THE GRIM REAPER, WITH MY POWERS BEYOND THE DEAD, *drops his sickle into his head* - ow - *pulls it out* WOULD HELP YOU?!?!
GJ: Yeah!
GR: Let me think about it.

The Grim Reaper calculates silently in his mind.

GR: I have decided. I will join you.
GJ: Yes!
GR: There will be much more death if I am to aid you.
B_B: Oh really? Then, uh, maybe it's not such a great idea-
GR: I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND. Now let's go.
B_B: Heh, um, alright then...

Murry staggers up

Murry: Hey! Where do you think you guys are going?
GR : Quiet, mortal! We are off to Mt. Fire Eyes.
Murry: Not before I shoot you, you aren't!
GR: You think so, worm?
B98: Hey, uh, Grim, he's got a gun...
GR: I don't care! I CAN TAKE YOU WITH ONE HAND BEHIND MY BACK!!! *Rips off his left hand and puts it behind his back.
Murry: Really?

Pulls out a bigger gun

GR: Uh...right. Well, we'll be off then. RUN FOR IT GUYS!!!

The group runs out of the way of Murry as he rapidly fires his gun.

B98: Were do we go?
GJ: Quick! On the dueling roller coaster! The one with the two cars that race each other! That looks fun!
R hunter: Are you sure?
GR: No time to decide now! Let's get on!
B_B: I've got a bad feeling about this...

The group hops into a cart and goes up the steep incline, with Murry in the car right next to them...

R Hunter

30th November 2004, 02:14 AM

HAH! Nice to have ya back Blue:D Hmm "famed", me? :o
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With Murry right behind them B_B and the others try to escape by riding in a dueling coaster...

Orignally posted by Blue Breegull
B98: Were do we go?
GJ: Quick! On the dueling roller coaster! The one with the two cars that race each other! That looks fun!
R hunter: Are you sure?
GR: No time to decide now! Let's get on!
B_B: I've got a bad feeling about this...
The group hops into a cart and goes up the steep incline, with Murry in the car right next to them...

GJ: Oh wow this should be fun!

R Hunter: A guy with a really big gun is trying to kill us and all you're interested in is a roller coaster!?!

B98: Just because he's after us doesn't mean we can't enjoy ourselves.

B_B: Uh maybe we should be worried...

At that moment Murry takes out a gun that's even larger than the last...

Murry: Come back here and die already!

At that moment the coaster drops and goes through 5 loops.

All: WAHHHHHHHH!

All: WOOOOOOOOOAH!

All:WEEEEEEEE!

B_B: (somewhat flustered) Right who here can fight in high-speed situations?

GR: I can mortal.

R Hunter:...as can I.

B_B: Ok you two will fight with Murry while I get a poison egg ready...

GR: WAIT!!!

All: What?

GR:I have to check something...

Grim removes a tattered piece of paper from his robe and checks it.

GR: Hey Murry!

Murry: What?

GR: Your last name wouldn't happen to be "Winklebottom" would it?

B98: "Winklebottom"!? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Murry: SHUT UP MOLE!

B98: Sorry please continue.

Murry:...yes it is. So?

R Hunter: Dude if THAT were my last name I would not have admitted it.

GR: It seems that you're my 4:30 appointment...

B_B: Cool you can see when people die?

GR: Of course I can! By the way R Hunter...

R Hunter: Yeah?

GR: 4 years 82 days and 9 minutes, in a battle with P.o.t.O. Heh.

GJ: Dibs on his sword!

B_B: Whatever! Just stop Murry!

R Hunter/GR: Oh..right.

But before either of them can attack him Murry shoots a huge blast towards them....

Murry: That's for making fun of my last name!!!

B_B: What do we do?

R Hunter: Leave it to me.

R Hunter hops up on the car and his sword starts to glow in a rainbow of colors

B98:Ooooooooooooh.

R Hunter:SnS Slash!

R Hunter's sword lets loose with a blast shaped like a ? that's even bigger than Murrys!
It completely cancels out Murry's blast and hits him dead-on

Murry: AHHH!!!

B_B: What was that?

R Hunter: That was the SnS Slash a blast of energy that comes from the power of the ? eggs.

GJ: But how? You don't have any.

R Hunter: True but this blade was made along with the eggs, no matter how distant they may be it can draw upon thier power.

GR: Ahh so that must be the "Riddle Sabre" right?

R Hunter: Correct.

B98: Cool but what about that armor you're wearing, does that have any special powers?

GR: If he has the riddle sabre then that armor must be...

GJ:Uh...special?

Grim just looks at GJ

GR:YES! But more important that armor is called the "Mystery Mail"

B_B: And what does it do?

Right then the coaster hits twice it's speed and passes through 23 twists

All: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

All:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

All: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

R Hunter: (wobbling since he was on top of the car) 3 things: 1. depending on it wearer it will change shape according to thier build. 2. It unleashes the individual powers of the eggs. 3. It can save it's wearer from 10 leathal blows.

B98: Why just 10?

GR: One for each egg.

R Hunter: (nodding) yep.

B_B: So you can take a sure-fatal hit and you'd be ok?

R Hunter: Yes.

B_B: All right now we stand a chance of taking down DB!!!

R Hunter: Nope I don't intend to help you there.

B_B: WHAT!?!?!

R Hunter: He is your rival not mine, I will stop the ETC from firing but you and only you...

B98:...can prevent forest fires?

R Hunter: Ugh...no only B_B can stop DB.

B_B: Fine but you better be able to get through CK quickly.

R Hunter: Hmph.(remembering how he saved B_B in the future) I think I can manage...

B_B: Good here's where the coaster stops let's go!

GJ: Wait!

All: What now?

GJ: I wanna go again!

And so B_B and Co. rode on that coaster for 3 hours untill...

GJ: Ok everyone let's go!

All: ooooogh...

Meanwhile in his lair BoltDragoon has been watching the whole time...

Bolt: So that armor can awaken the powers of the eggs...If i'm to stop them and claim it R Hunter must die first...

By flipping some switches Bolt redirects the teletubbie robots to hunt down and elimanate R Hunter with extereme predjudice...
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Can anyone think of the green egg's power?
EDIT:Aw man I completely left Mogo out of the story!!

BlueBreegull

1st December 2004, 03:00 PM

The group wobbles down the path of the park in search of the exit. But, it seems the further in they go, the more lost they get! They decide to look at a park map.

R hunter: Hmm... it says here that we are here.
Mogo: Bluboulbouuou (I know that, but where's there?)
B_B: Good question...oh! I found it! The park entrance and park exit are seperate for some reason. The exit lies past the new Big Top and Death Drop ride. The only way to get there is to pass the Big Top and ride that ride.
GR: I've had enough thrill rides for today. We should find another way out.

Just then, the Teletubby robots appear from around a hot dog stand. 16 of them.

Teletubby Robot 1: That's them! Kill them!
GJ: Who are these guys?
B98: I think I know; they must be robots sent by Bolt Dragoon!
R hunter: What is with this guy's obsession with corny childrens' TV shows?
B_B: Who cares! They have lasers! Let's run!
R hunter: Let's split up. We can do more damage that way.

So they all head to the Big Top in groups of two, taking different routes. B_B and Mogo pair up, R hunter and GJ go together, and B98 and Grim are the last group.

B98: Aww...why do I get the Grim Reaper?

B_B and Mogo dash with 8 robots tailing them. They tear a hole in the big top wall and find a room full of barrels. With the robots just around the corner, they pick a barrel and hide in it. The robots scuffle past the Big Top altogether.

EDIT: Here's the rest below.

B_B: That was close.
Mogo: Blu blob! (Quiet! I hear someone coming!)

From what B_B and Mogo can hear, a bunch of clowns walk into the room.

Clown1: Hey, Pete, where's that cannon?
Clown2: It's over here, Ed.

The barrel B_B and Mogo were in starts moving as Pete pulls it out. Then, B_B and Mogo realize; they're in a cannon!

B_B: We gotta get out!!!
Ed: Load it up with the cannon ball!

Just as B_B and Mogo are about to get out, a cannon ball hits them and they fall back down to the bottom of the cannon, trapped! Ed and Pete wheel the cannon into the ring…

Meanwhile, GR and B98 are chased by the robots into the grandstands inside the Big Top. They both shove past people trying to escape the robots. GR every now and then taps a person, causing them to keel over. Then, B98 beckons to a fat person, and GR and B98 hide behind him. The robots search the grandstand, but do not find the two.

R hunter and GJ decide to climb the ropes holding the tent together to escape the robots. The robots, however, follow them. Then R hunter just cuts the rope the robots are climbing, and the robots, clutching the rope, fall to the ground.

GJ: You forgot about the Big Tooooooaaaaaaaaapp!

Part of the Big Top caves in, since it no longer has the rope to support it. R hunter, to avoid falling off the Big Top and plummeting down to the ground far below, cuts a hole in the fabric of the tent as it is falling and jumps through, followed by GJ. They safely land on one of those platforms high in the air that holds up one end of the tightrope.

GJ: What do we do now?!
R hunter: *Looks down and sees the robots in the grandstands open fire* Dance!

GR and B98 see the robots shoot at R hunter and GJ. Grim grabs the fat person and tosses it at the group of robots, taking out six of the eight. Then one of the two turns to fight Grim and Bottles, while the last one heads over to the wooden platform that R hunter and GJ are on. It pulls out a match, and tries to light it to set the platform on fire.

Robot: Grr...stupid match.

The ringleader then finally steps in and sees the mess.

Ringleader: Aw, darn it! These pests are ruining the show! Clowns, get 'em!

The Ringleader dispatches his clowns. A fire engine holding a group drives on stage, and another bunch of clowns armed with pies go into the crowd. A few more wheel in the cannon with B_B, Mogo, and the cannon ball inside of it. The robot trying to light the match finally gets a flame going under the platform, and the fire quickly spreads to the top. The robot is then run over by fire truck. With the fire coming fast, R hunter and GJ are forced to cross the tightrope to the other side. Meanwhile, Grim chops the robot in half with his scyth, and he and B98 hurry out into the ring. As the firetruck comes by at 50 MPH, GR sticks his scyth out infront of it catches a hold of the truck. He then climbs to the top and knocks down all of the clowns.

B98: See if you can put out the fire!!!
GR: I'll try...

GR aims the hose, and, with his first shot, sprays R hunter off the tightrope.

GR: Uh...whoops...
B98: You moron!!!

R hunter reaches to grab the tightrope on his way down, but part of his armor cuts through the rope! He grabs on to one end and swings to the opposite raised platform, and GJ grabs onto the other end and swings to the flaming platform!

Ringleader: FIYAH THE CANOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!

A clown fires the cannon. The cannon ball flies past its intended target, R hunter, and pokes a hole in the big top ceiling. The ceiling begins to cave in. Mogo escapes the cannon okay, but B_B flies out like a rocket and sticks beak first, much like a dart, inches above R hunter's head.

R hunter: That could have been ugly...
B_B: Mhmhphph (It's going to get worse I think...)
Ringleader: RELEEEESE THE LIOOOONSSS!!!!

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

1st December 2004, 10:09 PM

*LBE is watching "circus d'lame", the show of what is happening in the big top, on a gigantic surveilance television wall that he pulled out of the perfect dark world*

"Oh this is priceless. They'll never be able to match me if they can't kill 16 weak robots. I'll just sleep for a while and build up my energy more"

*LBE folds up his wings around himself on the flat top of the mountain and goes to sleep. He folds his wings in the shape of a mountain peak. To the untrained eye he looks like he is part of the mountain. small organic energy collectors open on the sides of his wings, they looks like plants and flowers. *

*to self as he falls asleep* "they'll not even know where i am when they wish to fight me. by the time I awake I will be even stronger"

Banjo's Banjo

1st December 2004, 10:18 PM

A "year" has "elapsed" since BB started his training. This is essentially equal to 365 minutes in real time.

BB: So that's it? That's all there is to it?

G: Yup. Time magic is easy once you know how to use it. You have enough knowledge of it now to get you by.

BB: Alright, so I guess it's time to head back. Thanks. Finally time to get out of the place...

G: Wait, before you go, take this.

*DUN DUN DUN DA!* BB got an iron spear! Go to the menu to equip this item!

BB: Thanks.

G: Remember though, be careful with your magic. If you open up a time gate on top of an object of solid matter, it can rip it to shreds!

BB: Got ya. I'm off....

BB opens up a time rift and jumps in. He eventually ends up on the other side...in a cage..

???: RELEEEESE THE LIOOOONSSS!!!!

BB: Huh?

Clown: Hey boss, there's no lions in da cage! Just some jinjo, a lion tail, and a rift in the very fabric of time and space!

BB: Well it looks like I'm back in Witchyworld but....not the right time period. I guess I haven't mastered everything yet...wait, Isn't that one of the guys I was after stuck in the big top pole?

R Hunter

1st December 2004, 10:44 PM

OK...
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In the last action-packed post...

Orignally Posted by Blue Breegull
A clown fires the cannon. The cannon ball flies past its intended target, R hunter, and pokes a hole in the big top ceiling. The ceiling begins to cave in. Mogo escapes the cannon okay, but B_B flies out like a rocket and sticks beak first, much like a dart, inches above R hunter's head.

R hunter: That could have been ugly...
B_B: Mhmhphph (It's going to get worse I think...)
Ringleader: RELEEEESE THE LIOOOONSSS!!!!
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And this was Orignally Posted by Banjo's Banjo

BB: Huh?

Clown: Hey boss, there's no lions in da cage! Just some jinjo, a lion tail, and a rift in the very fabric of time and space!

BB: Well it looks like I'm back in Witchyworld but....not the right time period. I guess I haven't mastered everything yet...wait, Isn't that one of the guys I was after stuck in the big top pole?
B_B: Mhmmhmmmm? (Now what?)

R Hunter: Uh...

Grim and the others see BB in the cage

B98: Who's that?

Mogo: Bloooup booloop... (I'm not sure)

GR: Hmm...

However across from R Hunter and B_B GJ has problems of her own...

GJ: (surrounded by flames) HEY! What about me?!

R Hunter: Now this is more like it!

Pulling B_B out of the pole R Hunter grabs a nearby rope and swings over to GJ's platform

GJ: About time!

B_B: Come on! this thing's gonna go at any moment!

R Hunter:...(to himself, I have no other choice...)

Grabbing the rope the three of them swing to saftey just in time! Because at that moment the platform completely gives way and falls to the ring below

All: Look out!

Everyone near the now rapidly-falling platform dives out of the way just as it hits the ground causing flaming wood to fly everywhere. The audience not knowing that this isn't part of the show starts cheering!

Ringmaster: Er...thank you laides and gentlemen but if you thought that was exciting, let's see if the breegull and his friends can survive an army of clowns!

Clowns: We don't get paid enough for this...

Crowd: (applause)

B98: So now we're in the show?

Mogo: Blooobloop! (yes it's my big break!)

GR: Clowns give me the creeps...

R Hunter B_B and GJ hit the ground next to Grim and the others

B_B: We have to fight those clowns if we want to get out of the Big Top!

GJ: Fine! (removing the SPAM Reaver's twin and taking a fighting stance)

R Hunter: Meanwhile i'll get that jnijo out of that cage

B98: Um... I'll just stand over here...

R Hunter: Let's do this!

The group splits B_B, GJ and Grim run toward the clown posse (I couldn't resist:D) and R Hunter heads over to BB

B_B: Charge!

GJ: Yah!

GR: Foolish mortals I am your worst nightmare!

Meanwhile R Hunter makes it to BB's cage and let's him out

BB: Uh thanks

R Hunter: Next time you want to time-travel somewhere make sure you look to see where you're going to land.

BB: How'd...

Back over to B_B and Co. B_B throws a nuclear egg at the ground not only making a HUGE explosion but taking out 7 clowns in the process, GJ is surrounded by 4 more clowns but by using her Jiggy Flash to blind them she is able to swing her reaver and KO all of them. Grim however is fortunate all he has to do is touch someone to beat them, so in about 3 mins he's knocked out all of the other clowns

GR: That was easy...plus with all that death i'm going to get a very large bonus...

B98: well done guys! now we can get out of here!

GJ: yeah but who's that jinjo with R Hunter?

B_B: Let's go find out...

They walk over to R Hunter and BB and listen as BB explains his story...

BB: And that's it Guard trained me in time magic but I still need some work.

B_B: Ah so that's how you ended up in that cage...

GJ: Our friend R Hunter can also use time magic, maybe you were taught by the same person?

R Hunter: Yeah it was Guard who trained me but I had thousands of years to practice while BB hasn't, I was also trained by someone else too.

BB: So that's how you knew that I time traveled!

B98: Cool we could use another time-mage! Do you want to join us in our quest to stop DB and LBE?

BB:...(Not really wanting to fight LBE) I don't know...

GR: At this point we need all the help we can get! if not the whole world will be destoryed!

BB:...fine I'll tag along.

GJ: Yay!

R Hunter: now that you guys have someone else that can use time magic there's something I need to take care of.

B_B: Whatever it is we can help you with it.

B98: Yeah we're a team!

R Hunter: No this is something I need to do alone. Please go on with out me, I'll catch up later.

GR: Are you sure?

BB: Yeah we might need your help!

R Hunter: You'll be fine, now go!

B_B and the others look at each other and then at R Hunter. Then they slowly turn and head out of the Big Top.

R Hunter: (looking at BB) Guard must have had great faith in him if he trained him...

R Hunter creates another time portal and heads through it...
In a flash he's in PD's world...

R Hunter: Alright LBE where are you?
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B_B continue to FP.
I'll meet up with you after you join up with Banjzooie (if he ever posts again...)

Banjo's Banjo

2nd December 2004, 01:33 AM

An awkward silence descends upon the group. Well short of Bottles98, who seems glad that there's another person in the group.

BB: Yeah....uhm....well.....how about them....Red Sox?

B_B: Baseball season ended months ago.

BB: Err, right. Well...listen, sorry about trying to....you know, blow you all up. I was just following orders and the like. I mean working as a lackey paid a lot better than McJiggies, plus there were health care benefits if I stayed with the company long enough...that and I never really did much while in that job. Then you guys showed up...yeah. Sorry overall.

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

2nd December 2004, 01:48 PM

R Hunter: Alright LBE where are you?

*a high energy solar-beam like attack whizzes by R Hunter. he cannot tell where it is from, except that it came out of the sky. he hears a haunting voice in his head*

"Go back mortal. Abandon your search."

*more beams come at him.*

BlueBreegull

2nd December 2004, 06:41 PM

B_B: Well, we're almost out of this park. Now all that's left is the...Death Drop ride.
GR: Ooh. Sounds inviting.

The group looks up and sees the Death Drop. It is a roller coaster that climbs up a steep incline that reaches a height of 3 miles. Then, it drops down at a speed of 999mph.

GJ: Are you sure about this? I looks potentially dangerous.
GR: Maybe we should watch the ride in action before we get on.
BB: Good idea.

The group waits for a bunch of people to get on the ride. The roller coaster car goes slowly up the hill...after a few minutes, it reaches its peak, far beyond sight. Then it zooms down the track...and there's a big explosion.

B98: Come to think of it, I think I don't mind living here. I'll just stay here.
Mogo: Bluob ui oibu (Come on. DB's gonna blow the island in 5 1/2 hours anyway. I'd rather day on a ride than by a big laser gun.)
B_B: Ah. Such inspiring words. Really, though, let's get on it.

So they all get in the line for the ride. In a few minutes, they're all on.

GJ: What should we do to pass the time while we go up th incline?
Mogo: Bluoooo (We could play 20 questions...)
BB: Oh. Why did I ever decide to join them?

Several minutes and several games of 20 questions later, they reach the top of the track.

B_B: Hey, look! Kinfolk!

B_B points to a group of snickering breegulls flying past.

GJ: You know, we're going to be plummeting down faster than the speed of sound. That means, like, we wont be able to hear our selves scream until we're like halfway doooowwwnn!!!

The car zooms down. Real fast. What can I say? Everyone screams and stuff.

Everyone: AAAAHHHHH!!!!
BB: This is about the part where we blow up!
GJ: So what do we do?
BB: I have an idea.

BB uses his magic to slow down time. With perfect timing, he grabs everyone and jumps off of the ride just before it crashes. Then he speeds it back up, and they all leave to head to FP.

GJ: Wait! We forget to get the 'I survived the Death Drop T-shirts'!
GR: We get them some other time.

R Hunter

2nd December 2004, 09:59 PM

Right EnEnDaR like i'm going to leave just like that...:p
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Moving quickly R hunter manages to dodge all but one of the beams,so he unsheaths the riddle sabre and hits the last one with a SnS slash canceling it out.

R Hunter: Fine if he can speak though telepathy I should be able to speak back.
Look LBE I'm not going anywhere so just come out and let's get this over with...

LBE: Fool you have no idea of my power now so leave while i'm feeling generous.

R Hunter: As I said I will not leave until this is over and done.
But it seems funny to me that a being of ultimate power such as you is backing away from a seemingly easy victory...

LBE: (Chuckling) And it seems funny to me that you'd throw your life away so casualy but...

At that moment a solar blast 5 times the size of the others is fired from somewhere headed right for R Hunter. And because of it's size it's impossible to block or evade it...
As it draws nearer R Hunter begins to laugh.

R Hunter: ha ha ha ha...

LBE: Find your demise amusing?

R Hunter: (still chuckling) No I find it amusing that you think your powers are absolute! If Banjo and B_B's groups find the eggs and bring them all together they'll stop you for sure you know that...

LBE: Hmm...perhaps then I should destory them then?...

Right then the blast hits R Hunter and collides with the ground...

LBE: As I did with you?

With that LBE goes back to sleep until his powers have increased. Unbeknowst to him though is the fact that R Hunter is wearing the "Mystery Mail". Groggily R Hunter gets up from the crater caused by the solar blast.

R Hunter: He's stronger than I estimated...

Suddenly the mail glows a cyan color for a few seconds before it fades away...

R Hunter: The cyan egg can no longer protect me. 9/10
I'd better find the red egg before he finds that i'm still alive...

With that R Hunter starts walking guided by the "Riddle Sabre" he hopes to find the Red egg quickly. However he doesn't notice a familliar character behind him...

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The power of the Red egg is that it can reflect any attack thrown at the holder back at whoever threw it, no matter if they're invisible or whatever.

R Hunter

3rd December 2004, 04:31 AM

Sorry about the double post but I need to continue this
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R Hunter: Ok I need to make this REALLY quick...

And so R Hunter moves quickly through PD's world but every step he takes is followed closely by a mysterious person...

R Hunter:...You know if you wanted to speak with me that badly all you had to do was ask...Ms. Dark!

Out of the shadows walks one of Rare's most popular characters Ms. Joanna Dark herself!

JD: You must have good senses to have realized that I was tailing you.

R Hunter: Thanks but let's cut to the chase, I'm searching for something.

JD: Fine who are you and how did you get here?

R Hunter: My name is "Rumor Hunter", and I came here via a time warp.

JD: You expect me to believe that?

R Hunter: Frankly I really don't care what you believe...
I came here from another world in search of 2 things one was a red egg with a ? mark on it and the second thing was a powerful and evil being called LBE.

JD:...ok so if I did believe you what does this egg do?

R Hunter: It allows a person to reflect any attack back to it's source.

JD: (to herself) It can't be..?

R Hunter: Something wrong?

JD: A evil group calling themselves the " Red Mystery" have built a fortress that can reflect any attack that hits it.

R Hunter: Great...well I have no other choice then. Tell me where to find this fortress.

JD: You don't honestly intend to go alone?

R Hunter: I have to this egg is vital to my friends and I.

JD: You're either brave or stupid...

R Hunter: Knowing me it's probably the latter.

JD: Fine then I guess I'll have to tag along then.

R Hunter: Let me guess you were heading there and was stopped by the fight I was in right?

JD: So that was you that made that crater?

R Hunter: Nope that was LBE, he is hiding somewhere in your world and he attacked me as soon as I arrived.

JD: And you're still alive!?

R Hunter: (patting his armor) Good defense.

JD: Ah well let's go and get your egg back.

Joanna leads R Hunter to a sinister looking fortress. However she is unable to see a red force field surrounding the place.

JD: For some reason I can't move any farther...

R Hunter: Tell me Ms. Dark can you see it?

JD: See what?

R Hunter: As I thought only someone familiar with the egg can see the force field it creates.

JD: So it's this force field that's protecting the place?

R hunter: Yep.

JD: Okay but how are we supposed to get past it then?

R Hunter: (unsheathing the riddle sabre) Allow me.

R Hunter walks uo to the force field and touches it with the riddle sabre, instantly it dissipates letting both of our heros enter...

JD: Um what did you do?

R Hunter: We can enter now but we'd better be careful, they're undoubtedly panicing in there since thier force field is gone now.

JD: Good sounds like fun...

And so they enter the fortress... and are met with fierce retaliation from the 3000+ soldiers inside. But Ms. Dark and R Hunter are able to make quick work of all of them and soon they have KO'd all of them.

JD: (breathing heavily) You fight better than I thought

R Hunter: (also breathing heavily) And you live up to your reputation.
But where's the egg?

JD: Wait let me pull up a map of the place and we'll see...
Here it is! In the reactor room.

R Hunter: Then let's go!

JD: Hold on for a second...

She takes a key card from one of the soliders and together they head for the reactor room. Joanna uses the key card and opens the door...
Suddenly they are engulfed by a red light, moving closer they see that it's the Red Egg!

JD: You mean to tell me that egg was powering this whole complex!?

R Hunter: As I said the egg holds tremendous power.

R Hunter reaches out and grabs the egg, as he does it begins to glow even brighter...
As it does R Hunter begins to chant in a anicent language

JD: What are you doing now?

R Hunter: I'm telling the egg who it's new owner will be.

JD: Will that person know that they have the egg?

R Hunter: Nope. but they will feel very strange when it fuses with them.

R Hunter tells the Red Egg that BB is it's new holder. With this knowledge the egg transports itself through time headed for BB...

R Hunter: (chuckling) Man is he in for a shock...

JD: Friend?

R Hunter: Yeah.
Wait i'd better send a message to them...after the egg fuses with BB of course

R hunter creates a hologarphic image to tell B_B and the others this...

"Guys it's me. Listen don't worry about me I'm doing great, I even found an egg! By now it has already found it's way to you guys...even though it may seem that you don't have it. Well the reason is simple: I had the egg fuse with one of you so it would remain safe. The holder should know by now that it's him so I don't need to say who it is, all I need to tell that person is that the egg you now have within you is the Red Egg. It's power is to reflect any attack thrown at you back at the sender. Please keep it safe for me while I go and try to collect some more. By the way as you master the egg's powers my Riddle Sabre and Mystery Mail will increase in power too...well guys I have to go but I hope to see you all again soon stay safe til then ok?"

R Hunter then sends off the message but ensures that it will reach B_B and the others AFTER the red egg has fused with BB.

R Hunter: Well Ms. Dark it has been a pleasure to fight alongside you but I really need to look for another egg.

JD: Thank you it's been fun for me as well but what about that evil bieng that's still here? Can't he just destory this world later on?

R Hunter: No because when I was chanting I said a spell that made a barrier around your world. The only way LBE can destory it now would be to kill the one holding the egg and he doesn't know who that is.

JD: Thanks...

R Hunter: (nodding) Don't metion it, Later!

With that R Hunter creates another time portal now headed for Conker's world...
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Ok guys i'm sure to have some adventures where i'm headed...
And seriously can anybody think of a power for the Green egg since that's the next one in line? It took all my imagination to think up the red's!

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

3rd December 2004, 01:09 PM

OOC: Speed egg, grants the user fantastically super speed.
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*LBE witnessed what was going on through spirit walking. while his body rests he can float around in invisible ghost form.*

"So.. He means to use the eggs to remove my power. Little does R Hunter know that my power is not from the eggs. I only used the eggs to draw the glowbos to me. I have the magical power of every glowbo in the entire world in my body. Not even the mystery eggs can match my might."

*The ghost of LBE sees R Hunter going to conker's world.*

"So.. he can survive my blasts. I will have to give him a harder time."

*A beam of energy fires from LBE's body and hits his old fortress. All of the egglies that were burnt ant crushed by his growth re-combine into a giant robot*

"Arise Franken-egglie and hunt the R Hunter. Go now!"

*the franken egglie (A giant patchwork egg with legs, claws, wings, big red eyes, and an onboard high capacity high yield missile launcher with side mounted laser cannons) takes flight and heads for conker's world.*

*LBE continues to sleep*

BlueBreegull

3rd December 2004, 06:03 PM

OOC: I have a good thing for the black egg. Spirit. It can cause an out of body experiance! Also, for the gray egg, time.
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Dark Breegull: How are the eggs, Gold Breegull?
GB: Funny that you ask. Something really weird has just happened. five of them are being pulled to us by our magnet, but one was unaffected for the long time.

This, of course, was the red egg, and it could not be pulled by the magnet because of the red force feild it was in.

GB: Then, suddenly, it just jumps over to Pine Grove. I have no idea what's happening.
DB: Then, we will send our cloaked scout bots. They will report this phenomenon.
GB: Right. Gotcha.

5 invisible robots head to Pine Grove, where the group is. They had just gotten out of WW when the robots arrive.

B98: What a crazy park. I hope I never go there again.
BB: Oh crud. I think I'm going to barf!

BB does this.

Mogo: blblbblblblbblblbooo (You're kind of late, aren't you? We're already off of the ride.)
BB: Ugh. No, it's not that, its -

The message that R hunter left plays

R hunter: Guys it's me. Listen don't worry about me I'm doing great, I even found an egg! By now it has already found it's way to you guys...even though it may seem that you don't have it. Well the reason is simple: I had the egg fuse with one of you so it would remain safe. The holder should know by now that it's him so I don't need to say who it is, all I need to tell that person is that the egg you now have within you is the Red Egg. It's power is to reflect any attack thrown at you back at the sender. Please keep it safe for me while I go and try to collect some more. By the way as you master the egg's powers my Riddle Sabre and Mystery Mail will increase in power too...well guys I have to go but I hope to see you all again soon stay safe til then ok?

BB: I...have an SnS egg inside of me? No wonder I threw up.
GJ: You mean, the red egg was warped into your body?
BB: I guess so. And the only thing that can get it out is if I were to die.
GR: Somethings not right here...we're being watched!
B98: By who?
GR: Something invisible!
Mogo: Bluobnlou (And how do you know?)
GR: I just do! Now look, whatever it was, it's getting away!
B_B: I'll see if I can find it...

B_B flies into the air and stays perfectly still, so as to detect the slightest movement. He waits there for a minute, until some object flying through the air flies straight into him! B_B falls to the ground and twitches a little bit.

B_B: Ugh...what was that?

Looking into the air, he sees and odd circular shape, but can't tell what it is. Little does he know that it was the egg of speed that ran into him, and it gave him super speedy powers.

GJ: B_B! Are you alright!
B_B: Yeah, I think so. I wonder what that was?
GR: Can we forget about this and continue with our quest already?
BB: Good idea. Where do we go next?
B_B: To FP. To find Nanoshape and enter him.

Back at CK, the robots report to DB.

DB: The only way to get the egg is to kill him...I think I can do better than that.

DB walks over to the gray and black eggs and laughs evily...

R Hunter

3rd December 2004, 08:46 PM

Actually I had thought up the Black egg's power already but your idea is much cooler so we'll stick with that:D Also you beat me to the punch man I was just thinking that you should get the green egg!
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In Conker's world...

Conker: Man I've never seen someone drink as much as you did! What did you say your name was again?

R Hunter: (with a MAJOR hagover) Uh...Rumor Hunter I think...

Conker: Ah ok.

R Hunter: I didn't think getting the egg would be that easy

You see R Hunter had made it to Conker's world and had landed outside the C&P just as a drinking contest was getting underway, the prize? the Green egg! So R Hunter joined the contest in hopes of winning the egg and sending it back to his friends. However one person stood in his way...

Conker: I don't know what that thing is supposed to be but i'm feelin lucky!

R Hunter: With all due respect to your drinking skills I must get that egg!

Bartender: And GO!

And so for the next 3 hours R Hunter and Conker drank and drank and continued to drink until the score was tied...

Bartender: Both participants have drunk 75 bottles!

Conker: *hic* You're better than I thought...

R Hunter: Thanks but I refuse to lose! *hic*

The match went on untill both Conker and R Hunter had drank 99 bottles....

Conker: ooogh no more...

R Hunter: Why is the room spinning?

Bartender: If the mystery contestant can drink one more bottle he wins!

People in bar: Drink! Drink! Drink!

R Hunter: (drinking) gulg gulg...finished!

People in bar: HURRAY!!

Bartender: Congrats! You've won this egg shaped thing!

R Hunter: (heavily drunk)...who are you people?

Conker: hey buddy come on you got what you were after!

R Hunter: oh right...

Once again R Hunter chants to relocate the egg to a new host, this time it's Blue Breegull. But since he was drunk at the time he forgets to make sure that the egg fuses with it's host gently so when it finds Blue it's going to hit him like a rock!

R Hunter: *hic!* better send a message along again...

"Guys *hic!* listen...another egg has reached you, Green this time which let's it's holder move like lightning! *hic!* Don't even ask what I did to get it ok? By the way the next egg I intend to get is the Tan one. *hic!* which let's it's holder control any monsters or robots around them (up to 100 combined) I already have someone in mind to get it so it's just a matter of time. *hic!* later!"

Once again R Hunter makes sure that the message finds his friends after the egg joins with B_B. But getting back to the present...

Conker: So you're not from this world then?

R Hunter: Nope I just came here to retrive the egg.

Conker: Ahh so that's why you were so determined to get it!

At that moment the Egglie monster that LBE sent after R Hunter catches up with him...

Franken-Egglie: R Hunter MUST DIE!!!

Conker: Friend of yours?

R Hunter: Nope never seen him before...

Suddenly LBE's voice speaks to R Hunter's mind...

LBE: I do hope that you enjoy my friend's company R Hunter...because he'll be the last thing you ever see!

R Hunter: That sneaky little...

The egglie shoots a barrage of missles and gunfire towards our heros.
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I'll take care of LBE's lackey in my next post ;)

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

3rd December 2004, 09:26 PM

OOC: i cant wait to see this. you better be able to sober up fast. I wonder what perverted tricks conker can pull on him.

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Franken Egglie stats:

Size: 50 feet tall(very large)
Weapons: Claw, wing, missile, laser cannons and super attack of "eyebeams".
Attack power: high
Speed: high
Maneuverability: medium
Durability: high
Magic resistance: low
Intelligence: medium/low

special powers: Flight, Grows in size when enraged: attack power increases and durability increases but speed drops, Determination: Although stupid he cannot be convinced to attack something else... he is determined to kill R hunter.
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OOC: gotta make it sorta challenging. you got the egg too easily I think.

Banjo's Banjo

3rd December 2004, 10:11 PM

BB: Are we there yet?

GJ: No.

Five minutes later.

BB: Are we there yet?

B_B: No.

BB: I'm feeling sick again. I sort of wish I could just get my stomach pumped to get rid of this egg...

After a brief stop to pick up some Pepto Bismol, the group gets back on their way to FP.

BB: Whew, I feel a lot better. Alright, so this egg inside me allows me to reflect attacks?

Mogo: BLurBleblooP. (Yeah and it's going to probably come in handy.)

BB: Cool...

Twenty minutes later...

BB: This is going to take forever. We aren't even out of the Isle O Hags yet and FP is fairly high up in the lair...

B_B: I just can't fly everyone up there though. Plus Mogo is kind of hard to pick up, considering his form.

BB: Hmm, we could warp there. Just gimme a second and...

BB creates a rift, which sucks everyone through. It dumps them out in front of the enterance to Treasure Trove Cove. GJ is stuck half inside a wall, while Mogo is plastered up against the ceiling.

BB: Whoops, still haven't mastered this technique...sorry. At least we are a bit closer...

GJ: Help?

Mogo: Blurble.

R Hunter

3rd December 2004, 11:36 PM

you call getting so drunk that the sky turned purple, easy!?:D
But seriously yeah I did get the green egg easily but that's because i'm headed for DKR's world next and I'm going to have to race on all the tracks if I want the tan one.
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R Hunter and Conker jump out of harm's way just as the ammo gets near them. Since they moved however the actual target that gets blown up is the C&P!

F-E: RAAAARGH!

R Hunter: (Still with that hangover) man I am in no condition to fight that thing...

Conker: ok then go find Birdy the sacrecrow he helped me when I had a hangover.

R Hunter: And leave you to fight him?

Conker: (with an evil grin) I'll manage. Besides this guy doesn't look like the sharpest tool in the shed.

R Hunter: Thanks but I think that you'd better go and find birdy...

Conker: Why?

Orignally Posted by EnEnDaR
Determination: Although stupid he cannot be convinced to attack something else... he is determined to kill R hunter.
R Hunter: That's why

Conker: Fine but you'd better not die!

R Hunter: If we live through this I'll buy you another drink...
(looks at the ruins of the C&P) uh...somewhere else.

Conker runs toward the area where he first met Birdy the Sacrecrow. And just as EnEnDaR said the Franken-Egglie shows no interest in Conker at al. He's after no one else but R Hunter...

F-E: Me kill you!!!

R Hunter: (unsheathing his sword) hmm he's quick to get angry...ok then
Hey!

F-E: Huh?

R Hunter: Your mama is so fat she walked into a 7-11 and didn't come out until 11:15!

F-E: RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

Franky grows to be about 100 ft.
Franky rushes toward R Hunter and begins to claw at the ground but R Hunter is able to dodge with ease...

R Hunter: Just as I thought when he's angry he just attacks wildly, that'll make dodging easy but...

Since he has a killer headache R Hnter is unable to focus enough to use the SnS slash.

R Hunter: Yep i'm in trouble here...

And so all he can do is dodge Franky's attacks until conker gets back. But since LBE gave Franky so many weapons and ways to attack R Hunter is soon too tired to dodge anymore...

R Hunter: (breathing heavily)...hah...hah...I...can't...move...

F-E: Now you DIE!!!!

Suddenly out of nowhere a stream of yellow liquid is let loose on Franky...

F-E: RAAAA..Huh?

R Hunter: Please tell me that's not what I think it is...

Conker: (in columbian accent) Say hello to my little friend!

F-E: AAHHHHHH!

Franky tries to escape from Conker's attack but with no luck :D

Conker: (running to R Hunter) are you ok?

R Hunter: Uh yeah thanks...

Conker: Good, here this shuold help...

Conker gives R Hunter the exact same tablets that he got in BFD

R Hunter: Gulg...gulg...Woah! Man do I feel better!

Conker: Good, but now what?

R Hunter: Well I don't think that Franky apreciated the "attack" you used...

F-E: RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!

Make that 350 ft...

Conker: Well I had to go somewhere!
And it saved you didn't it!?

R Hunter: Yeah..wait is that moutain where you fought the "Great Mighty Poo"
still around?

Conker: Yeah why-oh...I get it!
You have a twisted mind you know?

R Hunter: Heh...I'm going to send you ahead so you can get everything ready meanwhile I'll get stupid here to follow me there...

Conker: Right this should be fun...

Using a time warp R Hunter sends Conker to 2 places: First the matrix-like place where a person has access to any weapon, second to the room where he fought the "Great Mighty Poo"

R Hunter: Yo Franky! Eat this! SnS Slash!

Although the SnS slash has no effect since Franky is immune to magic it does make him VERY angry...

F-E: I DESTROY YOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!

Now he's about 790...
In a blind rage Franky shoots all of his arsenal at R Hunter who dodges with no trouble, with that gone he tries to fly toward R Hunter but since he's grown to such immense proportions he's as fast as a sloth...

R Hunter: (easily far ahead of franky) You know you really need to work out bro.

F-E: I kill you..huff..huff

In about 5 mins they reach the mountain, R Hunter is able to walk inside but franky has to bust open a hole to enter...
since this is a small area franky decides to use his "Super Move"

F-E: Giga Beam!

Franky shoots those eybeams out of his eyes and they move so quickly R Hunter is unable to do anything about them!

R Hunter: AHH!

he gets knocked to the ground but is still awake.
But the mystery mail glows a green color for a few secs before fading...

R Hunter: Great...8/10
Conker! NOW!

Conker: Right! Hey Franky!

F-E: Huh??

Conker: Look above you!

As Franky looks up he sees that conker has placed a lot of explosive devices in the soft celing

F-E: Uh..oh...

R Hunter teleports himself and Conker back outside, and as soon as they're there conker hits a button on a remote

Conker: Don't forget to wipe!

A HUGE explosion rocks throughout the moutain as all of the bombs go off. And as they do Franky is buried under a lot of poo...:D

R Hunter: (in his mind) LBE I know that you were watching, so I hope that you enjoyed the show. Because now that my friends have two eggs the riddle sabre can now pull any egg I want right to me! And once I get the egg I want and take back the Tan Egg i'm coming for you...

Conker: Oh no!

R Hunter: What??

Conker: We forgot to give him some toliet paper!

They look at each other...

Together: HA HA HA!!!

Conker: Thanks man it's been fun.

R Hunter: Same here, although I might omit this little adventure from my friends...

Conker: Yeah I don't think they'd want to hear it anyway.

R Hunter: Oh and before I forget...

R Hunter gives Conker some money.

R Hunter: Like I said the drink's on me.

And with that he creates a time portal and heads for DKR's world leaving behind a new friend and a er...interesting tale...

R Hunter: Now...Blue Egg! Come to me!

the blue egg stops being pulled by DB's ETC gun and comes to R Hunter in a flash...
As soon as it does he begins to chant again but this time when he's finished the egg fuses with him.

R Hunter: ooogh I think i'm going to be sick...

With that done he continues to head for DKR's world to hunt for the Tan egg...

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I'll reveal the Blue egg's power next post so that one is off limits, however feel free to think about the others. Oh and EnEnDaR was that story to your liking? :)
EDIT: Ok I figured I'd get this out of the way since I know that sooner or later someone's going to ask: Wait if your sword can pull the eggs to you why don't you just do that instead of going to pick each one up?
It's simple really, that ability takes energy from the eggs that B_B and BB have. Now since these are inside of them that means that i'm actually taking energy from them too so if I were to do this enough I'd kill them. Hence why I only brought the blue one to me, that alone should tire out B_B and BB.

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

4th December 2004, 03:35 AM

OOC: that was fine for a post. However when you do come for LBE I still think you underestimate how hard he actually will be to kill. anyway no story post for me for now except.

*the dkr world looks like it does in the credits, the whizpig head is gone and taj's head has replaced it. The world is mainly empty except for taj, timber, bumper, drumstick, T.T, and timber's parents. All the other characters don't regularly live on the island.*

R Hunter

4th December 2004, 03:43 AM

Don't get me wrong I know EXACTLY how difficult it'll be to bring you down. However I do happen to have a secret weapon: the mysterious power of the Blue Egg!
EDIT: BB I thought I told you...when moving through time make sure you look to see where you're going to land!

R Hunter

4th December 2004, 06:10 PM

Ok since each egg is going to have a ability I figured I'd make a list of the ones so far...

Black: Spirit (out of body)
Gray: Time
Red: Reflect
Green: Speed
White: Magic ( I said that this egg'd let you use white magic but if anyone has a better idea...)
Dark Blue: Copy (you'll find out later);)
Tan: Control (monsters and robots)

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

4th December 2004, 07:33 PM

OOC: copy.. oh damn. i am gonna be facing about 500 R hunters. well i'll have to treat it like the diaboromon scene from "digimon the movie". Set supreme cannon to full and do a mass frying. *chick(lighter noise)... Fwooooom*

R Hunter

4th December 2004, 08:56 PM

EDIT: heh.. I see that you think you've got my plan of attack all figured out...:cool:
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In a flash R Hunter enters DKR's world and finds Timber and the others are examining the Tan egg

R Hunter: Oh good this should be no problem at all.

So he walks over and explains to them who he is and why he needs the egg.

Timber: Well I can understand that you need this egg but...

T.T: We found it so it is rightfuly ours.

R Hunter: *sigh* ok what do I need to do to get it?

Drumstick: Braaawk! Race us!

Timber's Parents: Oh that's a great idea! We haven't used the courses around here for quite some time.

Taj: Yes and if you are victorious we will hand over the egg.

R Hunter: Quick question: Will the race also use the courses on "Future Fun Land"?

Timber: Yep. Ever since we beat Wizpig those courses are ours now.

R Hunter: Well since I have no other choice...

And so preperations were made for the "Tan Egg Cup"!

Timber: I'm sorry but we don't have any spare vehicles for you to use...

T.T: Wait we still have the vehicles Banjo used!

Drumstick: And they're in tip top condition. Cluck!

R Hunter: Ok. so who's racing?

Timber: It's really simple, T.T, Drumstick and I will race for the island

R Hunter: While I race for me. Right let's get started then!

So they decide to begin the race in Dino Domain...

Taj: 3!

T.T: All set!

Drumstick: Brawk! Me too!

Taj: 2!

Timber: Ready R Hunter?

Taj: 1!

R Hunter: I must win!

Taj: GOOOOOOOOO!

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Part 2 comes later... I have to go right now.

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

4th December 2004, 09:37 PM

Actually I was thinking more along the lines of copying YOU!

Yeah that idea crossed my mind too but then i just realized how bad that would be for you because I am too powerful of a psionist to be controlled by the tan egg.

There is a thing called a "Will save" that people get when you want to control them. Will is based on your wisdom level and being a psionist, mine is through the frigging roof. Also when you summon an evil creature such as LBE it has a good percentage chance to turn on you.

Summoning demons = BAD. Even if you are evil.

In addition.(lol) copying me would just copy the small me since the power of the glowbos cannot be duplicated without a source of energy equally as big. It took 6 eggs to even draw the glowbos to me, it would take more power than you have to dupe my powers.

But.. yeah, this is alot of techno babble that comes down to "copying me is a bad idea R hunter."
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Now, i have some IC stuff to do, i am gonna turn the storyline on its head again by bringing in my old digimon characters.. on the side of good

*portal opens over DKR world and two figures fall out*

"So this is the next world on the list for saving?"

"It looks like it. The tracker says Adri is in some place called the Mushroom kingdom."

"That sounds like a video game... could it be that we can travel into video games too since they are digital?"

"I guess then we should have biomerging powers too since its data."

*the two figures looked around. One is a young native american boy with a large bow and a sheath of arrows on his back. The other firgure is a small white dinosaur.*

"Snowagumon, are you sure this place needs saving.. i'm not detecting too much evil."

"Well we came here, Shenoul, so there must be a reason for it. Let's look around."

*snowagumon and shenoul start wandering around DKR world.*

R Hunter

4th December 2004, 09:44 PM

actually although I'm going to copy your body and yes it's going to be weaker than your form now don't forget: My sword can use the powers of each egg that's either in my or my friends hands. Also your body MY mind. (grin)

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

5th December 2004, 02:24 AM

lol we need to talk over IM my AIM is: Enendar.

and as for the copy. i'll have enough trouble on my hands with my own characters from digimon.. unless you are considered evil.
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here we go... an IC post to work off of.

"how strange. they have a snow, jungle, prehistoric, and small town arena in the same are."

*while the race is going, shenoul and snowagumon walk into the dino domain's boss' door.*

"Hey look a triceratops. maybe you could talk to him since you're a dinosaur."

*they approach*

"Hey.. who're you? Are you lookin to race me?"

"Not really, we are just trying to fight evil in the world." snow agumon said.

"well there hasn't been much evil around here since those kids beat whizpig. I'm just kinda around incase anyone wants to race, but i'm fat from no one ever racing and i don't think i could win nowadays" the triceratops groaned

"then how do we get outta here?" shenoul asked.

"Well... there's a big race called the 'tan egg cup' going on. I need to beat the challenger in the name of the island. If you take my spot in the race I'll tell you a way out of here. I'll give you a good car too."

*shenoul and snowagumon look at eachother*

"We don't need a car"

"are you kidding me?" the triceratops laughed

"no. watch this." *shenoul took something out of his pocket*

"digivolve!"

DIGIVOLUTION

Snowagumon digivolve to... Frostgreymon!

*snowagumon grows to as large as the triceratops*

"whoa.. a carnivore. Well, I'll leave you to racing them. Wait at the start line, they should be here soon."

*the triceratops backs away from greymon sheepisly as he does not want to become food.*

BlueBreegull

5th December 2004, 02:31 AM

Blah. I can't post right now, but I have a little bit to say.

You might want to make the tan egg the yellow egg, because DB has the tan, black, gray, and white ones...for now.
And sorry for overriding the black egg power. I lost track of which ones had what power, and I figured I'd probably do what I did.

R Hunter

5th December 2004, 04:04 AM

Ok blue I'll switch the eggs. Also to you EnEnDaR: Remember what is considered good to one person may be evil to another...
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R Hunter swept through all of the courses and opened the Dino Domain boss door expecting to race Tricky but...

Shenoul: Wait!

R Hunter: And you are?

Shenoul: My name is Shenoul. And what's your name stranger?

R Hunter: "Rumor Hunter" is what i'm called

At that moment R Hunter sees Frostgreymon

R Hunter: So... I finally meet a "Digidestined" and his partner Digimon!

FGM: What!? How'd you know about us?

R Hunter: I'm familliar with both your worlds. But that's not important now how did you get here?

Shenoul: Why should we tell you anything? You're trying to take away the Egg that rightfuly belongs here!

R Hunter: That egg is about as home here as you are kid. I'm going to take it back with me no matter what.

Shenoul: heh..you expect me to trust that that egg is not from here?

R Hunter: (looking right into shenoul's eyes) Are you?

FGM: Shenoul maybe we should just race him?

Shenoul: Yeah you're right frostgreymon, if we beat him then he loses the race! that should stop your evil plan!

R Hunter: (chuckling) I like you kid you got guts. But a overgrown dino with a bad case of frostbite isn't going to stop me.

FGM: HEY!

R Hunter unsheaths the riddle sabre and melds it with the car.

Shenoul: What did you just do?

R Hunter: I have a feeling that you won't even see me move kid.

Shenoul: Fine! Frostgreymon beat him!

FGM: Right!

R Hunter and Frostgreymon take thier places at the starting line...

Shenoul: 3!

R Hunter: (in his mind) Blue...please lend me your power...

Totally unnoticed by either Shenoul or Frostgreymon is that fact that R Hunter's car briefly glows a hint of green.

Shenoul: 2!

FGM: You can't win!

Shenoul: 1!

R Hunter: Without that boy you are just a weak little rookie...

Shenoul: Go!

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I'll be breaking up the race posts to ensure that blue at least gets close to FP before I join em again.
And speaking of which since I'm racing for a new egg it needs a power...
I'll call it Drain. Take the name as you will.
EDIT:As soon as I can download AIM (I use PeoplePC) you and I can chat EnEnDaR ;)

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

5th December 2004, 04:46 AM

OOC: Shenoul rides greymon

*shenoul thinks for a moment*

"this guy looks tough. I'll have to put my whole heart into it."

*as the race is about to click to go shenoul holds the crest of heart aloft*

DIGIVOLUTION

*insert cool crest-digivolve scene*

"FrostGreymon digivolve to.... ColdSteelGreymon."

*the light blinks to go and as soon as R Hunter takes off, Coldsteelgreymon, a cold version of Metalgreymon takes off at a comparable speed to R Hunter using his wings to power him along above the terrain*

"Alright coldsteel. try to keep up and don't be afraid to use your Ice gigablaster or claw" (Icegigablaster works like red baloon, claw works like the rainbow baloon and will either pull him back or pull me forward. I also have some speed cards to slash if i get too far behind)

R Hunter

5th December 2004, 05:21 AM

so you're combining seasons 1 and 3 then?

ok now things pick up:cool:

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

5th December 2004, 04:06 PM

so you're combining seasons 1 and 3 then?

ok now things pick up:cool:

OOC: shenoul is my char. He was like season 1 in a story then got banished to another world by and evil digimon and that world happened to be season 3.

BlueBreegull

5th December 2004, 07:40 PM

Hmm...I'm feeling kind of crazy today...

Mogo and GJ struggle to get out of their prisons

BB: Let me try again.

BB uses his warping powers to accurately warp Mogo high into the air...without anything to hold on to.

Mogo: AAAaaaahhh!!! (AAAaaaahhh!!!)

Mogo hits the ground with a clank.

GJ: Um, BB, I'm fine just living the rest of my life inside of this wall, so don't feel obligated to warp me.
BB: Nonsense! I can get it this time! I feel it!

BB starts to warp GJ, but sneezes in the process, and GJ is warped even further into the wall. Then a salesman arrives in the room.

Salesman: I see that you are having wall troubles.
GR: You don't say? Now what do you want?
Salesman: Easy, there, Grim Reaper, it happens to be your lucky day! I have with me here an easy to use anti-wall spray!
GJ: Sounds nice.
BB: How much does it cost?
Salesman: It can be yours with five easy payments of $19.99! Plus shipping and handling!
B_B: I thought you said you had it with you?
Salesman: I do!
Mogo: Boopafoopaboo (We don't want your stinky anti-wall spray. Go jump of a cliff.)
Salesman: I know what you're thinking, chocolate shake. I was once in your position...
Mogo: Boiuiiui (You were once a chocolate shake with a friend stuck inside a wall?)
Salesman: When I was a young lad, my dream was to be a super hero, and wear those cool superhero capes. But that never happened.
BB: How does that have anything to do with us?
Salesman: My father got stuck inside of a wall, due to financial issues, and we had to sell all of our belongings to raise enough money to get him out. We were poor for the rest of our lives, until I decided that I would become a salesman and sell anti-wall sprays, and not let the same thing that happened to me happen to other people. That's why I can't take no for an answer. I'll never forgive myself if I don't sell you this anti-wall spray!
BB: Look, I can get her out! I don't need your product!
Salesman: I can see you must have a business background.
BB: Uh...not really.
Salesman: Yes you do. Which is why I've decided to lower the price of this anti-wall spray to $19.98. Plus shipping and handling.
B_B: You only lowered it one cent! Plus we still have to pay for shipping and handling!
Salesman: My friend, a penny saved is a penny earned.
GJ: You know, I think I'd rather use this anti-wall spray then be warped again.
Salesman: See! Your friend knows a good bargain when she sees it! Would you like me to demonstrate how the anti-wall spray works?
BB: No thanks. Really. We're busy. Please go.
Salesman: Please buy my product! It's new and improved...
B_B: We're not interested.
Salesman: It comes with a thirty day limited waranty! No down payment, 0% interest until 2007! Satisfaction guranteed! No hidden fees! 56K modem! Popcorn maker! And, if you purchase within the next ten minutes, I'll throw in an anti-cardboard box spray, free!
BB: Fine! We'll buy it!
Salesman: Great! Now, I just need you to sign these papers, and your package should arrive in 2 seconds.
BB: Oh, alright - doh!

The package arrives upside BB's head via cannon

Salesman: Pleasure doing business with you. Goodbye! Oh, I almost forgot, here's my card! * Hands his card to BB. It says, 'Salesman' on it. *
BB: Thanks. Now, to continue what we were doing.

BB opens the package and finds the anit-wall spray and the anti-cardboard box spray. He puts the latter in his pocket, and uses the anti-wall spray on the wall. It sizzles away instantaneously, and GJ is freed.

GJ: Now that's quality anti-wall spray!
B98: I haven't said anything this entire post!
GR: Can we please go now? I'm getting bored.
BB: Right, let's go.

The group heads to FP and arrives two minutes later...just missing an unexpected event...

Two minutes earlier...

Klungo: Hoohoo, mistressss will be mosssst pleassssed with Kulngo. Now missssstressss Grunty will beat bear and bird for ssssure, and Grunty will be beautiful, and go into fashion moddling businessss, and get rich, and buy the entire world! Mosssst of all, no one will be able to travel back into time with the new force field...

Klungo goes back in time through the portal after wandering around the Isle o' Hags for a while. Once there he sets up a strange device, creating a force feild around the time period, making it impossible for anyone to go back in time and stop Grunty. Meanwhile, Banjo and Kazooie are finishing Gobbies' Valley. R hunter suddenly gets a vision of all of this happening.

R hunter: Oh no! If Banjo and Kazooie are defeated, then the entire world as we know it could change! I can't do anything now, though...I'm busy.

R hunter continues with his journey. Back with the group, who arrive at FP.

B_B: Hey, guys, there's something I forgot to mention to you. While I was up in the air back in Pine Grove, the green SnS egg hit me. *B_B pulls out the egg, and the message plays.*
GR: Super speed? Cool.
B_B: Wow! I'm excited! I've got to try it!

With an extraordinary display of super-powered skill and grace, B_B manages to power himself at a speed of 200mph straight into a wall.

B_B: I...uh...meant to do that.
B98: Hey, guys! I think that's nanoshape up there!
GR: Where? I see nothing.
B98: Up there, by the snowman's leg! Look, all of the snowflakes that fall around there disappear!
BB: I thought you had bad eyesight.
B98: Naw, I got laser surgery.
BB: Cool.
B_B: So...we're going in?
GJ: I guess so.

The group find nanoshape, taunt him, and get sucked into him!

Meanwhile

DB: For the last time, I am not interested in your product! Now get out of here before I incinerate you!
Salesman: I know what you're thinking, dark-colored breegull. I was once in your position...
DB: Uy...

R Hunter

6th December 2004, 01:24 AM

good then I'll be joining you as soon as i'm done...
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R Hunter: So now i'm up against a ultimate...

Shenoul: That's right so feel like giving up yet?

R Hunter: If he were a mega maybe, but an ultimate scares me as much as you do kid.

With that R Hunter uses the green egg's power and rockets ahead.

CSGM: Wow! How'd he do that?

Shenoul: I don't know but if he thinks that he'll beat us he's got another thing coming right?

CSGM: Right!

Shenoul removes a digimon card game deck from his pocket. Next he takes out 6 speed cards and holds them up to the sky...

<insert digi-modify scene from season 3>

Shenoul: Digi-Modify! Speed Activate!

Instanty Coldsteelgreymon moves at 4 times the speed he was before, and within a few seconds catches up with R Hunter.

R Hunter: And the kid has a deck too. how interesting.

Shenoul: My name is Shenoul!

R Hunter: Well shenoul like I said you got guts. but if I were to lose to you an evil being would have no one else to stop him. If I can get the egg I can siphion away some of his energy.

Shenoul: Assuming that I believed you what's this evil being's name?

R Hunter: He is known simply as LBE.

Shenoul:...I've never heard of him, have you Coldsteelgreymon?

CSGM: No.

Shenoul: Ok prove to me that you're telling the truth.

R Hunter stops the car and lets Shenoul pass him

CSGM: What are you doing?

R Hunter: Go ahead and win.

Shenoul: But what about your fight against this LBE?

R Hunter: you're going to win this race no matter what I do so go ahead...

Coldsteelgreymon stops and he and shenoul look at each other...

CSGM: If he were truly evil...

Shenoul: He'd never let us win I know...

They then look at R Hunter

Shenoul: what are you wating for? Let's finish!

CSGM: But we're going all out and expect you to do the same

R Hunter: (nodding) fair enough.

And so the race continued with each side trying every thing they could do to stop the other from winning

CSGM: Giga Blaster!

Coldsteelgreymon fires 2 missiles right at the track ahead and freezes it

R Hunter: Great...

Although he almost slides off the track he manages to hold on and continue driving, however CSGM and Shenoul get a huge lead...until...

R Hunter: (removing the riddle sabre) you ain't the only one with tricks shenoul. SnS slash!

It only gets a 25% hit but it does allow R Hunter to pass...

Coldsteelgreymon: Mega Claw!

Coldsteelgreymon fires his right claw at R Hunter and pulls him back.

Shenoul: Didn't think that you'd win THAT easily did ya?

R Hunter: (with a smile) no I suppose not.

Coldsteelgreymon fired off a few more giga blasters and froze R Hunter with one of them!

CSGM: Oops...

But in a flash of light R Hunter breaks free from the ice.

R Hunter: Careful where you point that thing!

CSGM/Shenoul: Sorry. :o

The race continued like that for a while. But as the finish line came into view...

R Hunter: Shenoul no matter who wins I had a great time racing you and Coldsteelgreymon.

CSGM/Shenoul: And the same goes for us.

And who crossed the finish line?

R Hunter: thank you guys I couldn't do it with out you.

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I'll finish off the race next post.

R Hunter

6th December 2004, 02:10 AM

This post is actually from a conversation from EnEnDar and I so I can't take full credit ;)
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*coldsteelgreymon flies across the line second* "How did he get that fast?"

R Hunter: It's because of my friends that I was able to win

"most evil forces usually work alone." *shenoul said as he jumped off of coldsteelgreymon* "you seem hungry for power but i do not sense too much innate evil about you. what are you doing here any way?"

R Hunter: I'm collecting the eggs to help stop a great evil.

R Hunter: His name is LBE

R Hunter: and he intends to destroy everything.

"then why does this island want to stop you if they are good too."

R Hunter: since this egg landed here they believe and rightfully so, that the egg is thiers.

R Hunter: So I agreed to race for it

"so then it is simply a competition. well then i have no reason to be involved. However.. do not let your lust for the power these eggs provide overcome you. you could become as bad as LBE yourself."

R Hunter: I'm fully aware what power can do to a person. I had thoughts like that long ago...

R Hunter: I was working for golden jiggy at that time and I had no other thoughts other then greedy and selfish ones.

"then that may be why we sensed you as possibly evil."

R Hunter:...Yes. It took a defeat by a warrior named P.o.t.O for me to realize what was truly important in life.

R Hunter: If it means my life I will stop LBE!

"we will investigate this too. are there any other massively evil forces in this world? we are looking particularly for ones that may have ties to other dimensions."

R Hunter: Gruntilda the witch is tampering with time right now and there is a breegull called Dark Breegull who holds 4 eggs right now.

"i think we should investigate this dark breegul shenoul." coldsteelgreymon grunted

R Hunter: No! The 4 eggs he has are some of the most powerful!

"we have some tricks of our own up our sleeves."

*shenoul picks up his bow*

"here. stand still. this won't hurt you thought you might think it will"

*draws an arrow that is glowing white*

R Hunter: Similar to Angewomon's Celestial arrow?

"somewhat. these arrows have equal or greater power since they are fired from the auric bow."

"just.. don't move."

R Hunter:: heh. fine let'er rip!

*shoots his straight in the chest. the arrow hits r hunter and dissolves into a million pieces as it goes into him*

"that was a digital arrow. you now have the ability to travel by data."

"you can detect backdoors in programming and travel instantaenously to any other point that has a back door."

R Hunter: hmm this ability might be useful to enter into DB's lair...Shenoul would you and Coldsteelgreymon like to join my friends and I?

R Hunter: i'll be joining them again as soon as I get the egg.

"i'm sorry but the things that we have to deal with are beyond this world. if you finish your mission perhaps you can but we would like to involve as few as possible."

R Hunter: I see...Well then allow me to give you two a gift as well...

R Hunter transfers some of the Red egg's powers to Shenoul and Coldsteelgreymon

"so we have improved shielding. thank you."

R Hunter: All I did was show you the same kindness that you've shown me, nothing more.

"well we'll see you around we have to take care of this dark breegull."

*shenoul climbs on coldsteelgreymon and they fly away*

R Hunter: (smiling) that kid is a force to be reckoned with...
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Thanks again bro. :cool:

R Hunter

6th December 2004, 06:15 AM

ok time now to end this race and get back to Blue and the others
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With Shenoul and Coldsteelgreymon gone there was really no other challenges stopping R Hunter from winning the race and obtaining the egg.

Timber: Wow where did you learn to drive like that?

R Hunter: I get lots of practice with Mario Kart Double Dash.

T.T: Well like we agreed here's your prize: this yellow egg!

The egg floats from T.T over to R Hunter.

R Hunter: strange...

Drumstick: Brawwk! What?

R Hunter: I can sense another egg in your world..

Timber's Parents: If you can find it you're welcome to it.

R Hunter: wait...SnS Slash!

As the slash hits the egg it is completely vaporized.

R Hunter: one of ASKTRE's fakes...

Taj: a fake?

R Hunter: If that were the real one it would be totaly impossible for me or anyone to destroy it.

T.T: So that means the real yellow egg is somewhere here?

R hunter: Yep and I'm going to bring it to me...

Using the power from his egg R Hunter calls the yellow egg to him. As it turns out it was in the same mountain track where he raced Shenoul...

R Hunter: Now...Time Window!

Another portal opens...

R Hunter: Show me where the Cyan egg is, where are Blue and the others and where "it" rests.

And so three things were played: the cyan egg as it turns out is in DK's world Blue and the others are in nanoshape and the mysterious "it" lies deep in the "End of time".

R Hunter: If I were to try to send this to GJ now it'd be nanoshape who'd get the power...

So R Hunter places the egg in his pouch and turns to timber and his friends

R Hunter: I have to return to my friends but I hope to come back someday to race you all again.

Timber: We'll be waiting

T.T: And next time we'll call our friends so all of us can race!

Drumstick: Cluck! And we'll make sure that Tricky and the other Guardians get some excersise so they'll be in peak condition for your return.

R Hunter: (bowing) I look foward to it.

And with that he leaves behind more friends and a new rival as well

R Hunter: I'm sure that we'll see shenoul at CK so I just need to get to Blue...

And in another flash he lands in FP and enters nanoshape. And falls flat on his face right in front of Blue and the others!

B_B: Ooooh that looked like it hurt....

BB: Yeah..wait isn't that...

GJ: It is!

All: R Hunter!

R Hunter: Hey guys!

B98: Wow I want to hear all about your adventures!

GR: That can wait, how did your fight with LBE go?

B_B: WHAT!? You fought LBE!?

R Hunter: Yeah and he won our little fight...

BB: So how many death-blows did he take from your armor?

R Hunter: One but after I sent the green egg to you guys he sent a monster after me which took off another.

B98: So I count 8 out of 10 hits left right?

R Hunter: (nodding) right on the nose. Oh and before I forget...

R Hunter fuses the Yellow egg with GJ

GJ: ooooogh...

BB: See?

Mogo: Bluipooopulub? ( What does this one do?)

R Hunter: It can drain any type of energy from a target. Such as life, or spirit or magical...

GR: Can it drain the powers of other eggs?

R Hunter: In theory yes.

GJ: Theory?

R Hunter: Never been done, but we can talk later right now we need to get to Banjzooie and get rid of nanoshape.

B98: But how do we stop something with no body?

R Hunter: If we can defeat it's true form in here it should cause the outer form ouside to kinda spit us out.

B_B: Ok then let's go!

And so our brave heros went deeper into nanoshape in order to find the elusive banjzooie...

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ok i'm done typing for a LONG while so I leave it to Blue for the rest of the nanshape thingy. :p

BlueBreegull

6th December 2004, 06:40 PM

I hope that Banjzooie comes back soon, or I'll be forced to determine the outcome of the scrabble match.

Bolt Dragoon sits in his cold throne, waiting for Air Raid to complete his wicked deeds. Finely, he can't stand it any longer, so he goes into Air Raid's chamber and finds him asleep with a pile of beer cans next to him.

BD: Air Raid! I thought this entire time you were busy working on SnS!
AR: Huh? Wha? Uh...oh. Whoops. Heheh. Yeah. About that. Um, see, I suffer from, uhm, narcolepsy, so I fall asleep at random times.
BD: And how do you explain the liquor?
AR: Uhm...I also suffer from 'Random-Beer-Can-Apparation-Syndrom', and beer cans can randomly appear next to me at any time at all.
BD: Air Raid, I'm going to go boss around my minions, and when I come back, I better see you finished with your job.

Bolt Dragoon storms out of Air Raid's room and finds his three newbie minions. Crocodiiiile Guy escaped the confines of the monkey prison in the Time Rip.

BanjoLanjo: Hey! its teh b0ss!
sstzelda: Hey teh b0ss! wat's up?
BD: My plans are going far slower than usual. But fortunately I've got a way to speed things up. I've replaced you.
Crocodiiiile Guy: Reaplaced us!!!!!11!! BT WER'E YUR FREINDS!!!!2
sstzelda: plz keep us teh bolt! i do'nt no how 2 survivive on my own!
BanjoLanjo: This sux0rz!
BD: Fine! I'll keep you! But still, look at my new minions.

A door opens, and two Devil Bottles's walk in.

Both DvlB's: What do you ask of us, Admin Bolt?
BD: Find all who are potentially dangerous to my scheme. Kill them at all costs. Remember, two of you are dispensible. Only by killing the present Devil Bottles will they truly destroy you. Go!
Both: Yes sir!

The devil bottleses, which became three from the time rip, head out of the cave. One is already possesing PotO, which is why that one did not make an appearance. The two wait outside of Nanoshape to posses all who approach, and to ambush the group when the exit.

Bolt Dragoon then reads the 'Daily Banjo', the newspaper. On the cover page, in large letters, it says:

Villainous Doom for Jinjo Village?

BD: What's this?

BD reads further.

Earlier today, psychotic breegull armed with the B.O.B. threatened to destroy the enitire island unless he was payed the entire horde of King Jingaling. Also, reports of a glowbo shortage may be connected to another fiend, called LBE, who according to former workers has turned himself into a giant dragon. Also, it is beleived by experts that the Time Rip has revived Grunty somehow, and she plans to change the past by defeating Banjo and Kazooie in the BK era! And Bolt Dragoon is a lousy villain.

BD: Hey! Lousy biased...
BD: Wait a minute. I remember hearing about that breegull. He was after the eggs. I doubt he knows how to use them. Only I, along with a select few others, know how to use the eggs. I should contact him...

And so it starts...the alliance of the villains!

Banjo's Banjo

6th December 2004, 08:19 PM

Meanwhile, outside the grasps of time and space...

???: YEAAAAAAAAARGGH! *Thud*

Guard: Huh?

Guard looks around and sees a face down guy near the time gates. He walks over and picks him up.

Guard: I wasn't expecting anyone....are you ok?

???: You could say that. My head hurts a bit.

Guard: Who are you, where did you come from?

???: Where? Doesn't matter. As for who I am, just call me the wanderer.

Guard: Ok...so how did you get here?

Wanderer: I'm after somebody called LBE.

Guard: Lots of people are these days. He disappeared in the PD domain some time ago after absorbing part of the mystery egg powers. I wouldn't recommend going after him alone right now.

W: I see. Looks like I'm going to have to get those eggs again I suppose.

G: What? What do you mean, again?

W: I'm from what you could call an alternate universe. See LBE came from that place, also known as a R.P.G.

G: RPG?

W: Retro Planet Grounds. or Role Playing Game. That's beside the point. We never finished the old ones and I've got old scores to settle with the guy.

G: But he's over 500 ft tall.

W: I'm wielding a really powerful sword, I have control of teleportation, a few new tricks, and I have this:

Shuffles around in a bag for a second and pulls something out.

G: A coupon for a free chicken sandwich with a purchase of a large drink?

W: Err...no. I meant this.

G: Oh an egg locator.

W: That can double as an egg slicer and a George Forman Grill! Hah!

G: I see.

W: Listen, I'll be fine. I'm not going to go after LBE just yet, so I shouldn't have any problems right now. Time to find those eggs....

"Wanderer" jumps into a time rift, heading to the relatively unoccupied future. He plans to go it alone for awhile...

G: I wonder if he knows there are others after the eggs...oh well.

R Hunter

6th December 2004, 09:23 PM

ooooh you guys make some interesting posts...:cool:

EDIT: Somebody should send Banjzooie a e-mail.

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

7th December 2004, 02:11 AM

OOC: Time to up the friggin ante

~Another Dark Alliance~

"Hello."

*LBE heard a voice in his head*

LBE: "Who are you. How are you contacting my mind?"

Dark voice: "Who I am is not important... I have an offer for you."

LBE: "What could anyone possibly offer me. I have what I have desired my entire life."

DV: "I am not of this world... There are other worlds beyond this one and the world from which you came. Come and I shall show you."

LBE: "Very well"

*LBE did not know why he agreed but his spirit followed the voice while his body stayed asleep*

*he suddenly felt himself jaunted forwards at hyper-light speed as he went further and further away from the world, outside the bounds of the universe. He then saw a dark shape that seemed to shift forms continuously*

DV: "I am an emmisary of the darkness. A darkness which you could embrace."

*LBE looked over and saw in the distance a giant black beast with many mouths.. Each mouth was eating universe after universe at a time*

LBE: "What is this?"

DV: "The master... The darkness. All worlds within him are darkened... evil will always win and chaos will reign supreme. You see the dimensions going by.. your activities on your world have pushed it towards the darkness but we cannot consume it yet. When we consume your world everything good will wither and die."

LBE: "Then how does that benefit me if my world dies?" LBE argued

DV: "If you act as a gateway for our malignant power to enter the world, then we will place you among the favored servants of the darkness. You will have power and with your power, a place of great importance in the chaos. While your world is still undarkned you will also possess dark power beyond your wildest dreams."

LBE: "And what is the cost to me?"

DV: "You will be hunted by the light. The light will do everything in it's power to bring the world to thier side. You must not allow them to do that."

LBE: "Why me?"

DV: "Because you have a heart of darkness. You would serve the master well."

LBE: "And what of the SnS eggs.. they hold great power including light magic."

DV: "If they are in the open... they could stop us. But once the eggs have joined with someone even once they cannot protect their world. You know that your mouth waters for more power whenever you hear of it. Join the darkness and we will revolutionize your definition of power. With all of the power you already have the light has not a chance."

*LBE just watches worlds flow into the mouths of the beast for some time as he sees the small world he can recognize as his moving closer and closer*

LBE: "I won't be cut out of a deal.. our world is doomed and I will help you be it's death knell."

DV: "Then awaken LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs and embrace the darkness."

*In the real world the world of perfect dark shook and trembled as LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs stood his full height and spread his wings*

(OOC: Remember he looks like a protoss from starcraft with zerg carapace instead of armor and dragon wings) *his skin and carapace turned black as soot and he grew to double his already massive size. His eyes erupted in psionic flame and the tips of his psi-chords began to drip lava.*

LBE: "I can feel it.. The power... The ABSOLUTE POWER!"

*The mountain on which he stood crumbled under his weight as he flapped his wings to stay aloft. The wings created gusts of immense heat and wind throughout the world of perfect dark*

*he heard the voice again*

DV: "you know what you must do.. concentrate.. channel darkness into this world."

*LBE landed, easily crushing several tank squadrons that had come to investigate him*

LBE: "I shall channel."

*He held his arms aloft and stood still as ever so slowly an absolute dark began to appear in the sky.*

DV: "The darkness will increase by a power of two each time you channel for long enough. It will be a slow process at first but soon this world will be ours." the voice faded.

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*Across the rare-planet in the world of DKR. Shenoul fell backwards from the influx of dark power*

Shenoul: "An avatar of the pit has arrived... or possessed someone. It's time for us to go to work before it takes over the world."

Coldsteelgreymon: "I felt it too shenoul.. let's forget about this breegull and go after it."

*Coldsteelgreymon and shenoul began to head for the world of perfect dark*

R Hunter

7th December 2004, 09:27 PM

I find it hard to believe that you'd take ordes from someone else. You seem like the kinda guy who gives not takes.
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Deep inside nanoshape R Hunter also feels the influx of negative energy. However he can also tell WHO it's coming from.

R Hunter: Oh no...

B_B: What?

BB: Something wrong?

But R Hunter is slient

B98: R Hunter are you ok?

GJ: Maybe he senses something?

GR: Most likely.

Mogo: Bloooplluop? (But what exactly?)

R Hunter is oblivious to his friend's conversation because at the moment he is speaking telepathicly with someone

R Hunter: Do you feel that!? LBE's power has increased beyond measure!

???:...Yes the situation has changed dramaticly...

R Hunter: Ally what should we do?

As it turns out "Ally" was the mysterious person that R Hunter was speaking with in his first post.

Ally: Dark Breegull is your first concern. Afterward bring your friends to me they should know your true identity and mission.

R Hunter: If they knew the truth they wouldn't even be near me right now...

Ally: No matter what changes may occur in life, friendship is one thing that always remains.

R Hunter: Very well I'll bring them with me when DB has been beaten.

Ally: One more thing...we need the rest of the eggs if we're to proceed...

R Hunter: BB and I will get the 2 remaining eggs: the cyan and the midnight blue before we travel to you.

Ally: See if you can find holders for the rest of them.

R Hunter: Right.

And with those words the mysterious conversation was over...

B98: HELLLLLLLLLLLLO!?

R Hunter: What? Oh sorry guys I was lost in thought...

B_B: So we saw.

BB: Anything we should know?

R Hunter: It can wait, right now we still need to find Banjzooie.

GR: He's right and get to mount fire eyes after that.

GJ: We'd better hurry then...

Mogo: Bloop! (Yeah!)

And so they continued thier journey...
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You ain't the only one with secerts EnEnDaR. :p
EDIT: I apologize for the aburbt end in our conversation but I got cut off from AIM somehow... But anyway I am really sorry :(

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

7th December 2004, 10:40 PM

I find it hard to believe that you'd take ordes from someone else. You seem like the kinda guy who gives not takes.

A means to an end my friend. A means to an end.

Banjo's Banjo

7th December 2004, 11:55 PM

BB: Banjzooie? I'd be more concerned about getting out of this nanoshape. Those odd looking birds with the red eyes are odd. I have expect to see melting clocks around here.

B_B: There he is! Wait, is he playing scrabble?

BB: Whatever. Just grab him and lets get out of here!

B98: But it's not nice to interrupt a game like that! Not to meantion the fact that it looks like Banjzooie just got a triple point square bonus plus he used Q! That's going to equal crazy points!

BB: Sigh. Fine we'll wait.

R_Hunter: Time is of the essence here guys. We really need to get on with our quest.

BB: Yeah...

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A few moments before...a reality rip opens up in Mt Fire Eyes. Ice. Whatever.

Wanderer: Interesting place. So this is where the Cyan egg is hmm? Well it should be right in front of me in that cave over there...

W walks into the cave, where he is confronted by...a Franken-Egglie.

Wanderer: Ugly son of a gun think aren't you. You're in my way, blocking that egg.

F-E: *intangible mumbling*

Wanderer: I'll take that as you won't move.

Generic speed lines that symbolize shock appear behind Wanderer at that moment. A massive energy surge that had been sent off by LBE when he talked with the dark messenger had finally reached Wanderer.

W: That's not a good sign. I recognize that energy...though part of it wasn't LBE...

F-E: RARRRGGHH!!!!

W: Whatever the case, it seems to have upset big and bulky here. And he's growing bigger by the second. Oh well.

The F-E marches over towards Wanderer in an apparent madness-induced rage caused by the energy spike LBE gave off. Wanderer just stands there.

W: Listen, you really don't want to mess with me. It's not good for your health.

F-E: WROUGHBLE!!!!

W: Wroughble? That's kind of an odd battle cry.

The egglie crashes towards Wanderer and slams its fits down on the smaller fighter. However, the blow only hits snow below. The F-E looks around for a second, looking for its prey. It then realizes that it is standing in a strange gooey substance and that it's stomach wasn't feeling so good. This may have been because of a bad lunch, which had consisted of a ransacked McJiggies dumpster, or possibly because there was now a hole in it's torso, causing yolk to leak out.

F-E: Urgh...*thud*

W: Sigh, they just never learn.

Wanderer, who is standing behind the doubled over egglie, sheaths his sword. He goes over and picks up the cyan egg the egglie was guarding.

W: Don't worry, you aren't humpty dumpty. The kings horses and kings men might be able to put you back together again. Or something. Just, next time, remember not to mess with someone who has all the mystery eggs from another dimension. Or someone who has a big pointy sword.

Wanderer rips a hole in reality and walks through back to the end of time.

Shock! Gasp! Did you hear correctly? Does Wanderer have mystery eggs that came from his timeline? How powerful is he really? How many cameo appearances will he make? How will this affect our heroes? Do infomercials count as a form of comedy tv show? Find out next time in this RPG!...And we're clear. That's a wrap everyone.
Next on the RWP, more double posting comments on the double posting thread! And tonight, more discussion about super powers! Don't miss it! RWP, bringing you quality posts since sometime...ago.

R Hunter

8th December 2004, 07:55 AM

And THAT was one of the funniest posts I've seen in a while:D
EDIT: Dude! He just took something vital to us! As soon as we get outta nanshape I'm goin after this "Wanderer"!

R Hunter

9th December 2004, 01:18 AM

Right. I'm tired of wating, if Banjzooie comes back I'll aplogize but we really need to get on with this...
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BB: Can we go now?!

B98: we really should wait for him to finish.

R Hunter: (removing the riddle sabre) Nope I've waited long enough!

And very sneakily R Hunter creeps up to nanoshape's true form and begins to slice him up.

NS: AHHH!!!

Banjzooie: Hey! I was winning!

B_B: We're very sorry but we need your help.

GJ: Yeah you have the Fire key that opens up Mount Fire Eyes!

Banjzooie: What are you talking about? I have the light key!

B98: R Hunter I thought you said he had the fire key?

R Hunter: He does. when he bumped into MPATT they both dropped the keys they had. And they grabbed the other's key by mistake.

Banjzooie: Wait so... I have another key then?

R Hunter : Maybe this will help...

Originally posted by Banjzooie
Since there isn't anyone in CCW anymore, MPATT moves toward FP instead. He emerges from the ground and attacks Banjzooie as he enters FP

Banjzooie: Ahhh! *taken by surprise*

MPATT: *lunges at Banjzooie, who doesn't have time to react. When MPATT hits, he drops the fire key that opens LBE's lair, and Banjzooie drops the mysterious light key Blackeye gave him a long time ago.*

Banjzooie uses a solar egg, a type of egg that emits a burst of light that temporarily blinds on contact. Since he used it at such close range, though, both him and MPATT are blinded. They both feel around while blinded, trying to find their keys. MPATT takes the light key by mistake, and Banjzooie takes the fire key.
Banjzooie: Oh ok I understand now. But why do you need it so badly?

B_B: There's a evil breegull named Dark Breegull who's going to blow up the Isle' O Hags in a few hours. We can't get into his fortress because of a barrier that can only be broken by special moves that are hidden somewhere in Mount Fire Eyes.

Banjzooie: If I give you guys the key can I join up with you?

B98: Sure!

GR: We could always use another teammate.

Banjzooie:...you don't find me repulsive?

BB: Look around, all of us are different but we are firends anyway.

R Hunter: A wise man once said: It is not the appearance of a being that shows his character but instead it is his actions.

Banjzooie's eyes start to water.

Banjzooie: All my life I've been thought of as a freak, a monster, that I thoguht that all people were cold and mean...

Mogo: Bllluuuuuopoooouluup. (Yeah most people are jerks but there is still good in the world.)

B_B: Mogo's right not all people are as narrow minded as everyone that you've met.

At that moment Nanoshape begins to collapse!

B98: Oh great...

GJ: Now what do we do?

R Hunter: We're fine don't panic.

Everyone turns around and looks at R Hunter like he's crazy!

BB: You MUST be joking!

GR: If we stay here we'll all die! Well you all will anyway...

Banjzooie: Your friend seems confident so why not trust him?

B_B: He's right, so R Hunter what do we do now?

R Hunter: Count backwards form 10.

BB: Okay...10!

B98: 9!

GJ: 8!

GR: 7!

Mogo: Bloop! (6!)

Banjzooie: 5!

B_B: 4!

R Hunter: 3!

All: 2!...1!

And as soon as they reach one they are sent back to FP.

B_B: What?

BB: Ok how'd you do it?

R Hunter: It wasn't me.

B98: Don't be so modest.

GJ: Yeah just tell us how you did it.

R Hunter: Like I said it wasn't me.

Mogo: Blloooooooooooup? (If it wasn't you then who?)

GR: He's right it HAD to be you.

R Hunter: (shaking his head) no it just took 10 seconds for us to be released from nanoshape after he was destroyed.

Banjzooie: So you knew all along?

R Hunter: Basic evil villian knowledge.

B_B: Whatever! Right now we need to get to Mount Fire Eyes!

BB: I'll warp us there...

All: Oh no!

BB:...with R Hunter's help.

All: Phew!

And by combining thier magic BB and R Hunter make a portal right to MFE's door. And our heros hop in now with a new friend and soon with new powers.
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There. Oh and the power of the Midnight blue egg is that it allows you to create a mirrior image of anything that you've seen. (RPG or real life). So here are all the eggs and thier names:

Midnight Blue: Mirrior
Tan: Control/Summon (which name sounds cooler to you guys?)
Black: Spirit
Grey: Time
White: Light
Yellow: Drain
Dark Blue: Copy
Red: Reflect
Green: Speed
I don't think we have a power for the cyan yet so once again I leave it to you guys to come up with one.;)

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

9th December 2004, 01:40 AM

OOC: well, control and summor are funadmentally different. Summon is creation and control is control. you need to pick which one it does.

R Hunter

9th December 2004, 02:29 AM

Damn they both sound so cool...Fine Control it is.

R Hunter

10th December 2004, 06:41 PM

Uh...I didn't drive everyone away with my last post did I? :confused:

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

11th December 2004, 02:53 AM

OOC: Exam week. don't expect much outta me...

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*In the perfect dark world the sky was nearly blackened. a 16 mile radius was filled with the absolute black. Shenoul and Snowagumon stood on the edges of the world*

"What's this invisible wall here?" shenoul pressed on it.

"That's the boundary of the perfect dark map i think. People from that place can't cross it. we should be able to get in with a gate card."

"No.. i want to follow it around the outside till we can see this enemy"

"Isn't it obvious that he is there? the sky is black."

"Yeah but we can't go charging into battle so quickly"

*they trace around the outside until they come around the face of a mountain that exists on the perfect dark side but is simply a flat wall on thier side*

"Whoa!"

*Shenoul stares up as he sees the hulking and massive figure of LBE not too far away from the mountainside*

"They really went for size this time didn't they."

"Yeah and i don't think i have enough auric energy saved to do an aura-evolution. we're stuck to mega and biomerge."

"Alright.. then we'd best jar him first."

*shenoul takes out a teleportation card and digimodifies it. They appear on a mesa about 1000 feet infront of LBE. He doesn't seem to notice them then he suddenly looks down, still staying motionless to continue the channeling*

"Hah.. do you come to challenge me... Die!" LBE says lowly as they feel the crushing wave of his hot breath hit them.

*shenoul fires off a few arrows that plink harmlessly off of LBE's carapace. LBE looks away and ignores them, not seeing them as a threat*

"Now shenoul" snowagumon pipes up

"right!" *shenoul holds his digivice aloft* "Digivolve!"

*a beam of light comes down through the darkness above and hits the digivice, channeling into snowagumon*

Digivolution_

*Snowagumon's figure grows to be at least half of LBE's height and thins out like a skeleton*

Snowagumon Warp Digivolve to... ArticSkullGreymon!

*The form finalizes, it is a light blue skullgreymon nearly 4 times the size of a normal skullgreymon. Instead of a single back launcher he has twin metallic missile launchers on his back

ASG: "Ice Devastator!!!"

*the missiles impact on LBE causing him to flinch, he tries to remain motionless and still attack. He succeeds in the form of firing psionic fire from his eyes. The two battle back and forth, Shenoul is on ASG's head holding onto the main horn.*

"So you may have some fight in you.. you'll never stop my channeling!" LBE sent them psionically

*the width of the darkness suddenly increases from 16 miles to 32 miles. LBE drips magma down from his psychords and covers his feet, causing him to be stuck in the ground and unmovable. The battle continues back and forth ASG doesn't come close for melee because he would get psionic fire in the face.

"Go for the long shot Artic!" shenoul commanded

*ASG ran away as fast as he could and got out to at least 2 miles away. LBE continued to glare and started to target ASG again. ASG's eyes glowed as both missile launchers on his back split in half and combined into one massive launcher*

"go for it!"

"It's away! Absolute Zero!!"

*A gigantic ice missile shot from the cannon high into the air and came down directly on LBE's head. The missile sent everything in the area down to absolute zero. The air solidified into ice causing a great vaccum of pressure as all plant life died and the great figure of LBE stood as monolithic ice shard*

"Did we get him?" Shenoul asked.

"I don't know.. he hasn't moved..."

*ASG went in closer as the area rapidly warms. They looked about and suddenly shenoul spotted it.. lava was still dripping from LBE's psychords.

"hahahahaha" *the figure ominously laughed as the ice broke and the massive fire that LBE had behind it blew them both outwards and far away. ASG was forced to de-digivolve*

"No way.. he survived and absolute zero. He must have more darkness than we thought. We'll have to go as far as we can."

"i'm still up for it shenoul just gimme that re-energize card"

*shenoul slashes re-energize and then holds up his digivice again*

"Biomerge activate!!!"

Digivolution_...

Snowagumon biomerge digivolve to.... Magnawargreymon!

*A wargreymon with glowing white skin and light blue hair appeared on the spot where shenoul and snowagumon had stood. LBE looked slightly worried because it was holy light shining from the greymon's skin.

(shenoul and Snowagumon speak as one) "Time to stop the channeling... Holy Twister!!!"

*Magnawargreymon put together his claws and spun up into a tornado, drilling right into LBE's chest. LBE was pushed over by the force, stook a step back, and then fell on his backside. The channeling ceased and the darkness stayed as it was.*

"I'll kill you for that!... Where'd you go." *in a bloodlust LBE started searching for Magnawargreymon, but Magnawargreymon had already flown far away hoping that LBE would search and not get back to channeling.*

"I've got to find R Hunter"

*Magnawargreymon opened a programming backdoor and went to search for R Hunter*

R Hunter

11th December 2004, 02:58 AM

ok thanks EnEnDaR we should be able to hold on for a while with this. And good luck with your exams.;)
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R Hunter: Odd...

B_B: Huh?

R Hunter: I feel a strong power headed toward us...

BB: Are you sure?!

B98: Is it friendly?

R Hunter: I sense no evil coming from it but just the same.
(unsheathing his sword) We better be careful.

GJ: (Taking out the SPAM reaver's physical twin) Ok.

GR: I'll reap it if it tries anything...

Mogo: Bloo Blooopullllllooop? ( wait, how do we know it's evil?)

B_B: Mogo's right we should only assume the worst if we are led to.

Banjzooie: (nodding) yeah we beat it up only as self-defense.

At that moment Magnawargreymon appears from the programming backdoor and lands in front of our heros.

MWGM: R Hunter!

B_B: You know this guy?

R Hunter: Hmm...so that's your mega form huh shenoul?

MWGM: Yeah...

R Hunter: It's ok guys he's a friend of mine.

B98: Ok

GJ: Works for me

BB: He looks tired, like he was in a battle or something...

R Hunter: I thought that I said enough of LBE's power to keep you from fighting him but I guess I didn't say enough.

At that moment Magnawargreymon's biomerge breaks up and he is turned back into Shenoul and Snowagumon

Shenoul: We had to try...

Snowagumon: And he's gotten help from an even greater evil!

R Hunter: More the reason why you should've avoided him.

Snowagumon: What so we were to act like cowards?!

Shenoul: Snowagumon he's trying to tell us that we acted hastily.

R Hunter: Precisely.

B_B: But you must be powerful to have fought LBE and survived!

R Hunter: And inflicted some damage too.

Shenoul: You saw our fight?

R Hunter: No but LBE's energy is fluctuating wildly right now. He's mad at something and I figure it's you.

Shenoul: (looking down) yes but not enough.

Snowagumon: If we used our auric digivoluion I know we'd beat LBE!

BB: So you're from the "Digimon" universe then?

Shenoul: Yes. We travel from universe to universe destroying any evil that we come across.

Snowagumon: So that we can stop our "true" enemy from swallowing them and ensuring that chaos rules.

GJ: Your enemy EATS universes?

Shenoul: Yes it longs to have evil reign supreme in all worlds.

R Hunter: Let me guess, LBE has agreed to help him take ours right?

Snowagumon: It seems that way...

R Hunter: (to himself) I may need to strenghen our power before we confront him...

GR: Thinking up a battle plan R Hunter?

R Hunter: Just a "in case of...".

Banjzooie: We still need to stop DB and Grunty in the past!

R Hunter: for the time being the past has been sealed off so even BB and I couldn't get there if we tried.

B98: So what do we do?

R Hunter: If we can get ahold of all the eggs I can perform a ritual that will enhance both them and thier holders. That should allow passage to the past.

B_B: So it's:
1. Stop DB
2. Stop Grunty (again)
3. Stop LBE
Man when did we get in so much trouble?

R Hunter: 5 weeks last thursday. Shenoul about my earlier offer...

Shenoul: I know...Snowagumon what do you think?

Snowagumon: They seem like they can defeat LBE, so it would be wise...

Shenoul: Ok then. R Hunter Snowagumon and I would be happy to join your group.

B98: Yeah!

GJ: Now we have more friends!

GR: More POWERFUL friends...

B_B: We need all the help we can get! Thanks.

BB: R Hunter about your knowledge of the eggs...

R Hunter: You think that it's unlikely that I gained it by simply watching the eggs being created right?

BB: Yes.

R Hunter:...When the time comes I will tell you guys everything.

Shenoul: You have some secerts form your friends?

B_B: (looking at R Hunter) Maybe so but he's never let us down yet.

Everyone nods

BB: Yeah he'll tell us when he's ready.

R Hunter: We can save the mushy stuff for another time DB is going to blow up the Isle in 2 1/2 hours!

Banjzooie: Right leave it to me!

Banjzooie takes out the fire key from his backpack and opens the door to "Mount Fire Eyes"

R Hunter: Let's hurry and look for Jamjars.

All: Right!

And so they enter Mount Fire Eyes with two more allies but with even more problems...
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Still watin on the cyan's power. And someone else handle the level I have a interesting plot twist planned for after we beat DB. :cool:

BlueBreegull

11th December 2004, 04:08 PM

Sorry I've been gone. I was waiting for Banjzooie to reply, then I just stopped coming here entirely. But I'm back now.

Cyan Egg - Invisibility

Oh yeah. We forgot about the magenta egg! :o

Megenta Egg - Revive/Heal. You know. It can heal you or revive you. Or is that what the white egg does? Bah, a new power can be thought up if so. Perhaps strenght.

And oh yes. About the plot twist. I have something planned once we get to DB's fortress...so...I should be the one posting the events there, then you can take over then, R hunter. And uh...heh...I hope nothing of your plans involve me... ;)

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(Note to self) B_B, Mogo, GJ, Grim, BB, Bottles, R hunter, Banjzooie, Shenoul, snowagumon. Nice group we have going.

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The group steps through the doors of Mt. Fireyes...and are actually not surprised by what they see. A big, circular course with the volcano in the middle. It looks like it would take a while and a lot of effort to climb, if one could not fly.

Shenoul: So what are we here for?
GJ: We need to find some notes. Maybe Jamjars has some moves for you guys too?
R hunter: Whoah, I have some slightly bad news.
Everyone else: What?
R hunter: Look at that note over there.

Everyone looks at the note R hunter points to. It is a BK note, not a BT note, meaning that 100 individual notes will have to be collected.

GR: I don't get it. What's with the note here?
Mogo: Blouluolouo (It's going to take alot longer to get the notes, that's what. We should split up.)
GJ: Let's do groups of two! That way we can each get 20 notes.
B_B: Right. I'm with Mogo.
BB: I call R hunter! I can learn a bit from him.
R hunter: Good choice.
GJ: Ooh! I get Banjzooie!
BZ: Oh. I'm flattered!

B98 and GR look back and forth, waiting to be called.

Snowagumon: There's no way me and Shenoul are getting split up. We'll look for these items together.
GR: *Glaring at B98...sort of...since you can't see his face* I guess that means I get the mole.
B98: I guess that means I get the freaky spirit thing.
GR: Hey, you know what? We've never been properly introduced. Let's shake hands...
R hunter: Hey, quiet back there before I have to seperate you two!
B98: But he started it!
B_B: Time's wasting! Let's go!

So they all split up in search of notes. B_B and Mogo head to the geysers.

B_B: I wonder if we should also keep an eye out for Jiggies...
Mogo: Bo bo lbou (Good point. I'll remember to look for those, too.)
B_B: These geysers look like a good place to hide notes and/or jiggies. Let's take a look.

B_B and Mogo step down unto a lowered platform with ten geysers in a row. Each one goes off one at a time. And, every once in a while, when one goes off - a jiggy pops out!

Mogo: Bououououu (Let's get it!)

B_B flies above all of the geysers waiting for the jiggy to appear. Each time it does, he dives to catch it, and always misses. Once he nearly fell into the lava surrounding the island.

B_B: This could take some time...

GR and B98 stagger into a canyon area. All the while, the two of them bicker.

B98: Well your mom's so ugly all she has to do is hang a picture of herself inside a car, and any car theifs will be scared away!
GR: You take that back you... you... *quietly*amoronsayswhat*
B98: What?
GR: Ahaha! You're a moron! *THONK*

Grim walks into a peice of rock jutting out from the narrow path they're on.

B98: Hey, look. There's a bunch of notes on this walkway.

B98 runs down the path and collects ten.

GR: That's half. What about ten more?

They both look around, then find a few rocks in the lava at the bottom of the canyon. The rocks, all together, have ten notes.

GR: For this we flip a coin. Call it.
B98: Heads.

The coin flips into the air and lands into the lava.

GR: Darn it! I was saving that for a soda later.
B98: How about you go? You've got nothing to fear! You're death!
GR: You're right. Hold my scythe. *Hands it to B98*. And hold my poisonous snake, too, it's been slithering around my skull for a little too long. *Hands it to B98*
B98: Yipe!

GR climbs down to the lava slowly. At the bottom, he jumps from rock to rock, gathering ten notes altogether.

GR: Good! We're done!
B98: Ayahayaha... *Still in shock from the snake in his arms.*

B98 drops GR's scythe down the canyon.

GR: AH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

GR jumps out to get it, and catches it! Then he falls into the lava. He emerges unharmed, only his cloak got burned off.

B98: Hey, that's a nice look. Be quite. I got a spare in that bag next to you. Would you pull it out?

B98 does so.

GR: Oh yeah, and watch out for the spiders and bees and stuff.
B98: D'oh!

Now with GJ and BZ, who head into a mine at the foot of the volcano.

BZ: Are you sure there will be notes here?
GJ: No, of course not. But we need to find out.

After a minute of walking into the mine, they reach a room with a machine. The machine says 'Volcano Control Device' on it.

GJ: This looks interesting. Let's press buttons.

GJ presses a button that says 'Earthquake'. You can guess what happens. The machine sputters and spits.

BZ: Bah, dusty old thing. It needs gas. Fortunately, I have fuel eggs. Let me go inside of it.

BZ goes inside and finds 5 notes. GJ searches the rest of the room and finds 10. After a few minutes, BZ has the machine running.

GJ: Great. Now I'll just press this 'Rain of fire' button...

The machine sizzles.

BZ: Now it needs power! Maybe this is for the better.
GJ: Nonsense! Let me just plug it in and press the 'Erupt' button.

This time the machine works.

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

11th December 2004, 06:33 PM

*the volcano begins to erupt. The ground shakes and shenoul nearly falls into the lava. They had stopped and had some firefruit for lunch from the lava trees but it thier energy was still low*

"I've had enough of this lava!"

*shenoul pulls himself up*

"I can't digivolve and freeze it.. wait.. use one my ultimate form's card. It could do some massive changing to this world." snowagumon burted out as the ground continued to shake and lava began to spew out of the volcano."

"Right... Digimodify! Coldsteelgreymon's Ice Age activate!"

"whoa!" snowagumon said as the card made him attack.

*The spirit of coldsteelgreymon appeared very large behind snowagumon as he glowed and touched the ground, releasing the attack. The ground all around them froze as the ice ran up the sides of the mountain and all over the surrounding lava and then even up into the lava spewing forth from the volcano. An ice age settled over the area and the lava stayed suspended, solified in the air. It was rather cool on mt fire eyes now. Eventually the effects would fade but all the lava was solid for now and the place was a barren land of lava rock.*

*shenoul looks around*

"I love that attack."

*They walk around and find thier other 10 notes around a frozen lava enemy that looked like a level sub-boss. The first 10 were by the firefruit trees.*

"Lets get back to the others before this place thaws out"

R Hunter

11th December 2004, 06:41 PM

Actually I'm shifting the white egg's power from healing to light magic. I figure that having an egg that can repel evil and darkness might help so ok Magenta is healing and reviving now. Also good choice on the cyan invisibility might come in handy, and as for my plot twist it involves all of us in the group and Banjo and his bunch too.
MWAHAHAHA!

EDIT: ok updated egg list (hopefuly the last...)
Midnight Blue: Mirrior
Tan: Control
Black: Spirit
Grey: Time
White: Light
Yellow: Drain
Dark Blue: Copy
Red: Reflect
Green: Speed
Magenta: White magic (all the same spells from final fantasy so healing and reviving is quite possible now;))
Cyan: Invisibility

Ok there. Do we have all the eggs?

BlueBreegull

12th December 2004, 04:40 PM

This is what I remember...

B_B has the green one
BB has the red one
DB has the black, gray, white, tan, and the midnight blue one
R hunter has the yellow one
the blue one is in the DK world, still being pulled by GB's magnet.
the wanderer has the...cyan one?
that leaves the last one somewhere else.

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After a few more minutes of wandering around, the group finds all of their notes and five jiggies, and they all meet up at the base of the mountain.

B_B: So, group, do we have 100 notes?
Everyone: Yes.
B_B: Good. Then let's wake up the mole.

B_B and GJ stand above JJ's silo and press B. JJ gets up.

JJ: Finally you get here! It took you ten hours! What were you doing? Looking at the graphics?
B_B: We had a lot of problems including clowns and alternate dimentions and stuff, but we're here now.
GJ: So teach us the cool moves!
GR: And me, too. I want one.
B98: Yeah! Me too!

Soon everyone is wanting new moves.

JJ: Oh, boy, this is so much, I'm going to skip the singing. Alright.
JJ: B_B, you can now perform Force Beak. When you peck with this attack, that manipulative force that surrounds us all will gather at the point of your beak and deal unspeakable damage. You must use this as the same time as GJ's attack to disable the force feild around DB's lair.
JJ: GJ, I'm going to upgrade your reaver. Now you have Force Reaver! You can move things around with it telepathically! And, you can also slow down things, too.

After that, Grim gets a vampiric attack that lets him suck energy from others without killing them, Mogo learns Cherry Bomb, which lets him launch bombs of...cherries, B98 gets a body slam attack, and Banjzooie learns energy egg. You guys can chose what your characters get.

JJ: Well, that's that, so get outta here!

The group starts to head off, when the frozen volcano thaws out again and starts spewing lava everywhere. From the volcano's crater emerges a dragon! The dragon looks around to see who it was that froze the world, then sights Shenoul and his friend. He takes flight, swoops down, grabs the two of them, and flies to the top of the volcano again!

BB: Whoah! Did you see that?
BZ: I sure did! C'mon, we have to go save them!

The Grim Reaper laughs a ghastly laugh to himself

Mogo: Blu? (What?)
GR: Oh, nothing...

R Hunter

12th December 2004, 07:32 PM

Actually I fused the dark blue one with myself and I gave the yellow one to GJ but other than that yeah that's who's got the eggs. Oh and my new move is SnS Storm.
It's like the SnS Slash but I surround myself with energy blades and then shoot them all around me cutting up everyone around me (so you guys might want to move when I use it:D)

Banjo's Banjo

12th December 2004, 07:55 PM

OOC: Yeah, wanderer has the cyan egg. Let's just say it'd be very hard to get it from him right now though. He also has SnS eggs from his world, but most of the power from those eggs were sealed away by those evil guys LBE was talking to. Each world has eggs (or something), but this is one of the few lands left with fully charged eggs. The wanderer knows how to use them, which is why he can use the eggs he has (whats left of their powers at least.). So Wanderer: 1 full Cyan egg, 11 drained eggs (with some power.). He also had a sword.

Note: He is a good guy, but he's working alone.
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BB: So wait, we are going to fight a gigantic dragon. That breathes fire. Who's twice the size of the HPZ dragons and Flarey Larry combined. All while standing on top of an erupting volcano.

B_B: Yeah, we have to.

BB: Seems reasonable.

A gigantic fireball falls from the top of the mountain. It hits BB...and bounces off.

BB: What just happened there?

Mogo: Blooble (It's probably your SnS egg ability.)

BB: Oh I see. Well that's cool.

B_B: We really need to hurry this up. Those two are in danger and every second we waste means that they inch closer to certain doom!

The group runs off up the volcano as lava slowly inches up through cracks in the ground near them...

Meanwhile....

Wanderer: Alright, one egg down. Better check the locator.

The little egg locator picks up a blip rolling down a hill outside the area near DB's lair and several inside the lair itself. The other blips are shown in MFE, DK land, and where R_hunter is.

Wanderer: Hmm. Maybe I should wait. They all seem to be gravitating towards the same place. If I wait till just before they arrive there, I might be able to get them all in one fell swoop.

Wanderer sits down on the ground at the end of time to wait a bit..

R Hunter

12th December 2004, 08:01 PM

I'm with you guys right now. Oh and BB what about the move you got from Jamjars?

EDIT: I just remembered that I had said that the cyan egg was in DK's world but wanderer got it in MFE so...I guess I'll put the magenta in it's place.

BlueBreegull

12th December 2004, 11:35 PM

The dragon arrives at its feiry perch atop the mountain. In his tail he holds Shenoul and in his claws he holds snowaguman. As he opens his mouth to incinerate him, snowaguman fires some sort of ice attack into the dragon's mouth, causing him to start caughing. He drops the two and they take off. Just then, the rest of the group arrives.

BB: Like we planned. Slow time!

The time around the dragon slows down, and the Grim Reaper walks up to the dragon and touches it.

GR: ...Nothing's happening.
Everyone: WHAT?!
GR: Yeah. His carapace must be too hard. I guess we have to fight him.

The dragon starts to speed up again. At his normal speed, he grabs GR roars in his face, and tosses him off of the mountain.

Mogo: Beolboe! (Crap! Now we're Grim Reaper-less!)
BZ: Uh, we don't need him, right? We can still get the dragon!
R hunter: Enough chat! Let's go!

Shenoul and snowaguman get an idea. They find a hole in the crater and descend into it, to the heart of the mountain. Meanwhile, the dragon takes to the air.

B_B: It's aerial combat time. Mogo, Banjzooie, are you up to it?
BZ: You bet!

The three fly into the air. The dragon, at a distance, starts blowing a series of fire balls. B_B, because of his speed, and Mogo, because of his size, manage to avoid them, but BZ gets struck down to the summit by one. B_B flies far ahead to the dragon and makes circles around him. The dragon tries an attack which creates a large fire sheild around himself, but B_B moves in time. B_B beak bombs the dragon's snout. When it yelps in anger, B_B shoots a water egg into its mouth. Then it tries to blow fire, but all that comes out is bubbles! The dragon furiously swishes its tail and claws around, but cannot catch B_B. While the dragon is distracted, Mogo launches a cherry bomb at it's stomach. The dragon looks for a place to retreat, and it flies higher. B_B follows it, but the dragon blows its powerful wings, creating a gust that blows B_B and Mogo back to the ground. The dragon flies back to the edge of the volcano to attack from the ground.

GJ: Alright, get ready!

The dragon blows its wings again. Everyone manages to grab on to something except GJ. However, she pulls out her reaver in time to dig it into the ground for support. Then she uses her Jiggy Flash, followed by a drain attack from the yellow egg. The dragon is being stunned. Then everyone else gets in on the idea. BB uses a slow time move again, and BZ throws glue eggs.

R hunter: Everyone stand back!

R hunter approaches the stunned dragon and performs his SnS storm. This hurts the dragon alot, but unfortunately cuts up all of the glue. Also, the slow time field runs out again. R hunter spin jumps onto the dragon's tail, and starts cutting it up. The dragon takes to the air and flies in circles, trying to catch it, and as it does so R hunter runs up the back and onto the head, gouges his sword into one of the eyes, and flips off of the head to the mountain again. But the dragon claws at R hunter while he is in the air! He only knicks R hunter's leg, fortunately, but that is still enough to interupt R hunter's trajectory, and R hunter lands right at the cliff's edge, grabbing on for life. B_B tries to run for the rescue, but the dragon flies at him and bumps his away. The dragon flies back to R hunter, gathers its strength, and dashes forward at R hunter. But he gets and idea. Right as the dragon opens its mouth to consume him, R hunter warps back to the top of the mountain, and the dragon smashes into the wall. Rather beat up, the dragon climbs up to the clifftop and roars furiously. BB approaches.

BB: Just watch this, I got a move that'll bring down the house!

BB warps the dragon into the side of the cliff.

BB: Oh, yeah!

The dragon's neck and head is the only thing sticking out of the cliff, and BB jumps down to it and bounces on its head repeatedly, insulting it the whole time. Then B98 comes and body slams the dragon.

GJ: Guys, I think that's enough.
BB: Yeah, he's finished. Let's go.

BB and B98 get back to the top of the mountain.

B_B: Wait. Isn't this like, the part where the dragon comes back, stronger than before, with its eyes blazing with unholy fury?

The dragon explodes the wall and comes back, stronger than before, with its eyes blazing with unholy fury.

B_B: Hey, look, I was right!
Mogo: Boullobo (Way to go, Blue.)

Just then, The Grim Reaper appears from his portal, come to the rescue!

GR: That's it, pal, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!

The mountain starts to rumble, and Shenoul and Snowaguman appear.

Shenoul: Guys, snowaguman put the entire core on ice. The place is going to crumble apart! Let's get out of here!

Banjo's Banjo

13th December 2004, 12:50 AM

BB: Wait, you iced the core of this world? So this entire place is about to be destroyed? Great. You what this means don't you?

Shenoul: No.

BB: We've obviously only have a few minutes. This means we are going to have 50 posts with flash backs, the Dragon is going to go to like level 5 uber-dragon, and it will like 3 hrs has elapsed before we even lose a second. It's a given.

B_B: I'd rather not stick around and find out! Let's get out of here!

BB: Oh fine.

GR: Give me a second, I want to take this dragon down! Just make a hole in his skin and I'll be able to do it!

BB: You mean you want us to give you 3 hours.

GR: Whatever. Just make a hole!

BB: Uhh, we don't have anything strong enough to cut...wait.

BB pulls up the menu bar and equips the pike he got several posts back from Guard. He can now attack!

BB: Bring it on dragon breath! Wait...that was horrible pun.

The dragon, obviously pissed off at the group, spews a torrent of fire at BB. Some of it deflects, but BB is singed a bit.

BB: Alright...well then. Limit Break: Ice Pike!

The pike forms into a large icicle and shoots towards the dragon. It breaks a little hole in the skin.

BB: Now! DO IT!

GR: I think I should explain how I got this power first though. See I'm the Grim Reaper and...

BB: See I knew it. Now the post is going to either end or carry on as a large flashback.

Will our heroes survive? Will they escape from MFE? Find out next time! Next posts title: The group survives and escapes from MFE!

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

13th December 2004, 01:34 AM

"oh forget it, i'll kill him. somehow" *shenoul starts firing arrows at the hole that make the dragon cringe and writhe about*

*the place begins to really shake with the dragon thrashing about now*

"Whoa. Shenoul.. that fire fruit is giving me alot of energy!"

"You think you could take out the dragon and get us out of here?"

"I can try shenoul"

"alright.. digivolve!"

Digivolution_

Snowagumon Warp Digivolve to... Articskullgreymon!

*the hulking form of ASG rose above them all nearly knocking them aside*

"Climb on!" *the deep growling voice of ASG boomed as he held down one of his massive hands. Shenoul was already on his head holding onto the horn.

*Everyone climbed onto the giant bone monstrosity as he fired missiles at the unholy mad dragon from the volcano and then made a massive jump onto the shore across from the volcano. The impact made he volcano behind them crumble and begin to spew lava everywhere. ASG fired more missiles to stop the lava and eventually mt fire eyes looked more cold than the glacier side of hailfire.

*shenoul yelled down to R hunter from where he was on the top of ASG's head*

"where do we go now R hunter?"

R Hunter

13th December 2004, 03:08 AM

R Hunter: To CK to stop DB

Shenuol: CK?

B_B: Cauldron Keep.

ASG: Ok but where is it?

BB: Let's see MFE's in grunty's lair so...

R Hunter: Right we need to head back to the Isle' O hags

GJ: But that'll take forever!

GR: And we don't have the time.

Mogo: Bloo! Blooplooop?(Wait! Didn't R Hunter and BB warp us here?)

B_B: Yeah and that means that they can warp us back.

Banjzooie: Does it take much energy to warp us?

R Hunter: Not a lot since BB and I'll be working together.

BB: Ok I'm ready.

R Hunter: Right!

And by combining thier eneriges BB and R Hunter warp the group to the quagmire.

Banjzooie: Wow that was quick!

B_B: Ok guys now we bring the fight to DB!
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Ok Blue since you've got a plot twist coming I leave the assualt on Dark Breegull to you.

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

13th December 2004, 04:33 AM

*seeing that asg is too big to stand on the peak that has CK on it, he de-digivolves after letting them all to the ground*

(OOC: really short post. just had to clarify that he is back to snowagumon.)

BlueBreegull

13th December 2004, 02:55 PM

Thanks. In the mean time, there stands one more foe in our path...
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Two gruntlings approach the group, glowing red.

GJ: Hey...B_B...does this look familiar?
B_B: What?! It's devil bottles! Two of him!

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

13th December 2004, 10:33 PM

*Shenoul laughs and pulls out some disruption arrows*

"Celestial arrow!"

*the two gruntlings are pierced through and as with the effects of a celestial disruption arrow, they die by dissolving into the elements that compose them. oxygen,hydrogen,carbon.. and a few other things. 2 piles of this varied substance are left lifeless on the ground.*

BlueBreegull

14th December 2004, 01:02 AM

Wow. That was intended to be an obstacle to occupy you guys until I got a chance to post. Didn't think it would be that short. :D Cool arrows, those are.

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Mogo: Boubloulob (Here we are, back at DB's tower.)

The group stands on the platform with the entrance to CK. CK has gotten somewhat larger, but not nearly as big as it had been when B_B had seen it in the future. This discourages him; how could the keep have gotten bigger in the future if they were here now to foil DB? Is it that the future he saw was a future with B_B going missing? But no, that couldn't be - future PotO or GJ had said that he had gone missing in an explosion, which hadn't yet occured, so the future he saw must have been bound to happen. He could only conclude that this mission was -

B_B: Pointless. I see no victory in this at all. We should turn back while we still have chance.
B98: What? After we came all this way? Now's not the time to have doubt, B_B.
B_B: No, I mean it. The Time Rip. In it, I was sent to the future, I beleive about a month in the future. I cam here, and in the place of this tower I saw a fortress.
R hunter: Don't explain it any further. Knowing your own future can cause endless anomolies, and might even end up contradicting the one you saw, causing even more disastrous effects. It's best you keep this to yourself.
B_B: *to himself* GJ and PotO survive, I know that... *Aloud* Alright. We'll go.

B_B and GJ stand forward. Together, they perform their newfound attacks. The energy sheild dissapears. The group proceeds up to the moat and hides behind a rock.

A robot monitoring a computer detects the absence of the feild. It zooms off to DB, about to reveal this news and doom the group, but it runs out of batteries right then. A few more drones go to it and take it to re-charge. The group has some time bought.

B_B: Alright. Me and Mogo know this place inside and out. *Unfolds a peice of paper, which is a map of the lair*.
Mogo: Bluoib lobu libuuoi l op bioloooibio poib ip iob lblobolobubl bolob blubululubl blub bolb oblobob lobub blubiub be. (All around the lair is an excellent security system. DB has seen to it that there are no weather conditions up here, so the slightest movement detected will result in an investigation. Taking the keep by force would be stupid. Our first step is to disable the security system of the perimeter.
B_B: DB isn't a fool. He doesn't have a generator randomly placed around here. There are four of them, each inside a small, sealed room buried under the tower.
Mogo: Oblouluouoluoluolbuobuobluobluoblouol (We need to burrow down to the basement, break through, and disable the security systems without alerting anything. This in itself will be insanely difficult/impossible.)
BB: Why couldn't we just warp inside?
R hunter: DB has the grey egg of time. He likely wouldn't allow any time-elemental spells to infiltrate his base.
BB: Ah.
BZ: Okay, so we need to dig a hole, bust through a wall, and shut down the systems, without anyone knowing? How?
BB: We need a distraction. We need something big, bright -

Just then Flarey Larry crawls through the entrance.

BB: Whoah, how convenient.
FL: Aha! Finally I found you! You guys aren't getting away this time...uh...you've multiplied...hey, it's BB! What are you doing here?
BB: We're trying to stop a villain, and we could use your help.
FL: Huh? Oh...

Up at the top, DB paces back and forth in his quarters, glancing at the countdown clock. It reads 40 minutes. 40 minutes until he makes the call, gets the cash, and blows the island to hell. Then there is a knock on the door.

DB: Who is it?!
GB: Me, Gold Breegull.
DB: Come in.
GB: The eggs! They're all outside!
DB: They've reached us? Already?
GB: Not quite the way I would have planned, sir. See...the good guys - they have all of the six eggs, and they're right outside!!!
DB: What?!?! How did they - but we -

DB trails off, then grins

DB: We can make this work to our advantage. They're not getting anywhere without us knowing it. Let them 'bust' their way in. Prepare a time field using the gray egg. If all goes well, we'll have more than all the money in Jinjo Village.

Alarms start going off.

Alarm voice thingy: SECURITY BREACH SECTOR ONE! SECURITY BREACH SECTOR ONE!
DB: What in the blazes?

Looking out of the room, he and Gold Breegull see Flarey Larry busting up the keep.

DB: They have a dragon!

DB sends a quarter of his minions after Flarey Larry, who leads them in circles around the keep over and over again. Far below, B98 and B_B dig as fast as they can from behind the rock. After a few minutes labor, a reasonable tunnel is built leading far underground.

GR: We might need to talk to each other, right?
B_B: Yeah, good thinking. Can you allow us to telepathically communicate?
GR: No, there's just a bunch of broken drones here with walkie-talkie thingies.
B_B: Oh.

Everyone takes one. B98 and Banjzooie then go down the tunnel to disable the system. They reach the end of the tunnel and find the steel wall of the confined room in the way.

BZ: X-ray egg.

BZ throws an x-ray egg at the wall, allowing them to see through the wall. Some drones inside stand idle...suspiciously idle.

B98: Forget about it. Let's bust through!

BZ throws an energy egg at the wall, and a hole is burnt inside. The drones come to life and fire their weaponry at BZ and B98, but are soon overtaken.

BZ: *through walkie-talkie* So, uh, how do we turn these generators off?
B_B: Try hitting them.

BZ does so. The turrets on the surface all go off.

B_B: That's our que, guys, like we planned. Let's go!

Snowaguman steps forward and starts freezing the moat. GJ and Grim, from the other side of the fortress, then start their slow descent up the wall with their reavers once the moat is finished. B_B and Mogo bust down the drawbridge with their explosive attacks. B_B, Mogo, R hunter, BB, Shenoul, and Snowaguman then enter the lobby. The Wanderer, hidden with invisibility, observes this all, and begins to enter, when a peice of metal from the fight above him falls on hime, stunning him. He drops his egg, which then gets pulled by the magent to DB!!! Flarey Larry continues to cause mayehem up at the top.

DB: That's it. They are up to something. No more games. Seal the two intruders underground, and kill the dragon.

The ETC gun points itself at FL.

FL: Uh, heh, right. Um...look! An alien!

The gun points in the direction that FL pointed at, and FL flies away. Meanwhile, a force field closes around the underground room with B98 and BZ.

B98 *to the group in the lobby*: Help! We're trapped in the room! Some force field just closed, and we're very stuck.
R hunter: We've got problems of our own, kid.

All of the rest of the robot guards are waiting in the lobby, every one aiming their laser, machine guns, plasma rays, rocket launchers, and gamma rays at the group.

Mogo: Bouol. (Uh, B_B, we didn't exactly cover this part in our scheme...)
B_B: I know, I know, I'm thinking.

The robots take aim, then DB's voice comes from the speakers in the room. No one hears what he says, because B_B sees two huge fans hanging from the ceiling, which had never worked since DB took over the keep. B_B fires a grenade egg at it, and the fan falls on a bunch of the droids, killing them all!

B_B: Let's rock and roll!

Snowaguman creates a sheild of very powerful ice around the group, which resists all of the gunfire, but will not for long.

R hunter: Nice thinking, but what now?
BB: I know! Send me out there! I can reflect attacks!

BB cuts a hole in the ice with his spear, then crawls out.

BB: *In an arnold-esque voice* Hit me with your best shot.

The robots fire their weapons at him, most of which bounces off back at them. BB is still blown back, though. Then everyone comes out of the ice shell to fight. Mogo takes on an entire fleet of flying robots, blowing them all up in his insanely fast speeds and cherry bombs and poison chocolate goop attacks. Shenoul fires arrows and destroys every robot he encounters. R hunter, unable to warp, depends mostly on his swords to serve him.

Back on the wall of the keep, GJ and Grim practically reach the top.

GJ: This is it. The slightly discolored tile. This is the weakpoint in the structure!
GR: Great. *Stop climbing and stands on mid air* I'll take it from here.

Grim starts hacking through the wall with his weapon, but then suddenly stops.

GJ: What?
GR: Someone just died.
GJ: Who? Who?
GR: It's...R hunter.

In the Lobby, there's a crater from a rocket fired. R hunter staggers up, glows a color, then chops the robot who killed him in half. Finally, B_B uses his wind attack to blow the remaining fan. All of lightweight robots are flung around the room and destroyed.

B_B: One final room left.
Shenoul: What about BZ and B98?

Grim, from the wall above and outside, finally peirces a hole in the wall and finds a control module. He lifts it telepathically and lets it fall to the ground.

B98: Hey, guys, the force field let up! We're free!
B_B: Great timing. Get out of there and stand post outside. Be ready for anything.

Back with GR and GJ, they find a big pipe wrapping around the room. With their powers, they break it from the wall and form a climbable rope out of it, which they let down to the ground. B98 and BZ climb it. B_B and the rest then take the elevator to the top room, the room with DB.

Here it is...

BlueBreegull

14th December 2004, 01:03 AM

The elevator opens to reveal a completely dark room. Immidiately everyone is alert. The light go on, then around every seperate person a force feild of the time element lifts them above the ground. A few remaining robots come forth, with the biggest weapons armed, and the DB struts forward.

DB: Hey, everyone. Did you have fun?
BB: We were, until this entirely predictable climax, thanks.
DB: Well, you're going to be enjoying life alot less, as short as it may be, I'll gurantee you. I never was one to enjoy monologues, so I'll make this as breif as need be.

Everyone tries to break out of their cells, but no one can. Not even BB or R hunter can escape, since the time element over rides their ability to warp.

DB: In a short time I'll make the call to Jingaling, get my cash, and blow the island. And, not only that, but I'll have all ten of the eggs, and become a god, indestructable, and able to anything I desire at my slightest will. Nothing will be able to stop me. So, I'll give you a chance to spare yourselves of torture. Hand over the eggs, and you might come out of this situation with a more recognizable corpse.
B_B: Never.
DB: Are you sure?
R hunter: You're not going to get them. The eggs are sealed inside of us. You can't get them out.

Just then, the cyan and magenta eggs arrive via magnet. GB shuffles forward, takes them, and puts them with the other five eggs.

B_B: GB! You can do something, right?

GB shrugs sadly, and continues his work.

DB: Don't try to turn him, B_B. You had your chance to be on the winning side, but you had to forget about it all and turn good.
B_B: Um, is it too late to say that this is all an elaborate scheme, and that I really was just bringing the eggs to you like this in the first place?

B_B grins, DB ignores him.

DB: R hunter, you want me to think that there is no way to get the eggs from you, but there's no fooling me. They can be retreived only by killing the holder. Of course, I killing you and BB is more difficult than it seems, so I'm just going to shorten the process.

GB comes forth with the gray egg.

R hunter: Oh no. The gray egg! He's going to use it on us, causing us to be sent out of our bodies for a second, which will allow him to take the eggs!

Everyone remembers then, that the one last person who has the final egg, the yellow egg, is not present. They keep quiet. DB comes around, from person to person, using the power of the gray egg to steal the others.

DB: It's almost poetic. Now...1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. That's all. Wait. No, there should be 11, the midnight blue is fake...

DB looks at the group, who all give a smug look.

DB: Where is it?
BB: We won't tell.
DB: Think you're smart, are you? I can see it on the ETC.

DB looks at the moniter. The yellow egg is...right behind him! DB turns around, but GJ uses her Jiggy flash and stuns DB. The robots fire all of their weapons, but GJ drains their energy and BZ launches glue eggs to stick them. Then GJ uses her power to slowly drain DB's power away...but he takes the red egg and uses his power against her. Soon a force field is created around GJ, BZ, and B98. But not GR.

DB: Death? You have death on your side!?
B98: GR! Get 'im!
GR: No.
The group: What?!
GR: No.
GJ: Bu-but you're on our side?
GR: Whoah, I am? No, no, it was more like a temporary alliance. I saw fit to do so now, but look at this! If this guy fires the weapon, then everyone on the island will die! I'll hit gold!
B_B: But, GR-
GR: Hey, death is inevitable, alright? You're all going to kick it sooner or later, and everyone else is, too, so why delay? That's what I never understood about the living. I'm outta here.

GR warps away. Just then, an egg timer rings.

DB: Oh, time for me to make the call to Jingaling.

The robots come back to life again, and DB dissappears into another room. He comes back a minute later, talking to himself.

DB: Yes...they're here!

Looking out of the hole in the wall, the group can see a group of jinjos, carrying a HUGE cart of gold, escorted by many robots, enter the lobby. Soon there is the sad sound of gunfire, and a moment later the robots come up to the room carrying the load. DB basks in his glory for a while, then moves on to the eggs.

DB: AHAHAHA! And now, the grand finally!

DB hold all of the eggs! The group is powerless under the force feild. They can only watch in horror.

DB: Now, eggs, release your powers!
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DB: Sns eggs, grant me my wish!
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BB laughs

BB: You don't know how they work!!!

DB turns, buring with rage, to BB

DB: And...you do. Jinjo, if you do not tell me now how the eggs work, all of your friends will die in the most gruesome way I can devise!!!!!
Shenoul: Don't tell him!
Snowaguman: It's not worth it!
BB: I'm not telling. You may blow the island, but the world will not be yours.

This pisses DB off entirely.

DB: Guards! Take him to the torture chamber!!!

The force field around BB moves out of the room, into the torture chamber. Away from the group, BB is placed inside of a cardboard box, an electrically charged one with no escape. Every second he is in there, he is burned horribly. It is slightly comical, yet really painful.

BB: Ow! Oh, how am I -Ow- going to -ow- get out of this one? Oh wait, my anti-cardboard box spray!

DB figures if he can't have everything, he might as well secure his newfound wealth. The force feilds holding each of the group members are raised right infront of the ETC gun.

DB: I'll allow you to witness the demise of this island. When I fire this gun, you guys will be the first to go!

Everyone cringes as the gun charges up. It seems this really is the end...but there's one more person who can stop this all. GB stands off in the corner, considering all of this. He has definately had a change of heart. But would he ruin everything we worked for now, and be probably sentanced to life in prison, to save them?

GB: Darn it, what kind of choice is that?

GB runs up to DB and shoves him off of the controls, then beats him sensless. He presses a button on a control thingy of his, which causes all of the robots to self-distruct. Then he corners DB against the wall.

GB: It's time to end this, DB. I can't just let this happen. I've seen the error in my ways. Gold egg!

GB tries to fire a gold egg. Nothing happens. Again he tries, but nothing comes out. Remember back to when he hacked the force feild in CCW, and LBE took away his main attack...remember? This is why it doesn't work.

DB: Try to backstab me, do you? You worthless!

DB charges a Death Egg. With GB's last move, he runs to the magnet and turns in to negative. DB fires the Death Egg, which homes in on GB, and kills him. However, if you remember, GB warned that the magent should never be set to negative, at risk of destroying the entire keep. The magent sizzles, and before anyone can do anything, the entire place blows up.

It's not yet known who made it out alive, but B_B was one person that was never found after the explosion.

BlueBreegull

14th December 2004, 01:05 AM

I apologize for any typos, but I really have lost about all control of my fingers at this point. Phew. I'm tired. That was a fun post, though. Alright, nobody find B_B or anything. You can do what you want with Mogo, but I've got something planned for B_B...

R Hunter

14th December 2004, 02:08 AM

Right Blue I'll take it from here.
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BB: Blue Breegull!

R Hunter: I can't sense him or the Green egg anymore...

GJ: You mean he's...

R Hunter: If he was the green egg'd be floating around here.

B98: Then he's alive!

R Hunter: If so he's beyond my help.

Mogo: Bluuuuuop!? bluuuuuuuuuuop!!!! (What do you mean he's BEYOND your help!? Do whatever it is you do and bring him back!!!!)

R Hunter: Mogo...

BB: R Hunter and I are able to move through time because we can sense energy.

R Hunter: Since I can't feel Blue right now...

BZ: Then you can't find him...

R Hunter nods.

Mogo:.....

R Hunter: Don't worry mogo he'll be fine. He escaped death before remember?

Mogo:...Bloop. (yeah)

Shenoul: What now?

R Hunter: DB has been stopped. Now we move onto grunty.

Snowagumon: Can we go to the past?

R Hunter: We're an egg short but yeah we should be ok.
One thing though...

R Hunter begins to chant in the anicent tounge again...and as he does the Dark Blue egg removes itself from his body and fuses with Mogo. Little does Mogo know that R Hunter placed something special inside it.

Mogo: Bloo, Bloooup ullooop? (wait, i thought the only way to remove an egg is to kill the holder?)

R Hunter: For someone who doesn't know the proper spell yes.

R Hunter continues to chant and fuses the magenta egg with B98, the black egg with Shenoul, the grey egg with BZ and the cyan egg with Snowagumon.

R Hunter: That leaves the white and real midnight blue egg without owners.

BB: Why not fuse one with yourself?

R Hunter: No it's better that banjo and kazooie get one each.

B98: That just leaves you and andre without then.

R Hunter: (to himself) No B98 andre will have his.

R Hunter suddenly senses the Wanderer right next to them. He teleports him to the end of time.

R Hunter: Ok guys I'm going to send you to the end of time. Find Guard and inform him of what's happened, I'm sure that he'll be able to find B_B sooner or later.

BB: You're not leaving again?

B98: What about that ritual to power up us and the eggs?

R Hunter: I need to go and get what's needed to give up.

GJ: Give up?

R Hunter: The ritual needs something to be given up before it will work.

BZ: Anything we can do?

Shenoul: Yes it'd be unwise to go alone.

R Hunter: I have to it's my duty as....

Snowagumon: As..?

R Hunter: When you reach the end of time you'll meet my mentor, he'll explain.

BB: Just don't die on us.

B98: Don't worry he's got the mystery mail. He still has 7 lives left!

R Hunter: See? I'll be fine.

BZ: Ok good luck then.

Shenoul: Be safe my friend.

GJ: We'll miss you.

R Hunter: Watch out for Bolt and Grunty. They are going to be tricky now that one villian is gone.

BB: I can handle them no sweat!

R Hunter: Ok then. Oh and tell my mentor: My mission is complete.

R Hunter opens a portal and sends his friends off to the end of time as well. Little do his friends know that he's not going to see them for a long while...

R Hunter: I'll miss them. My...friends.

R Hunter says a spell to remove the mystery mail and teleport it to the green egg, no matter where it happens to be. He also sends the riddle sabre to BB although he won't notice it until R Hunter's last job is finished. With that done he teleports to PD's world and stands before LBE.

R Hunter: It's been awhile LBE.

LBE: So...R Hunter you decided to end your life sooner I see.

LBE laughs and takes a closer look at R Hunter.

LBE: Wait...your armor and sword are gone. Is this some kind of trick?

R Hunter: No but it is your funeral.

R Hunter shoots a blast of energy from his hands.

LBE: I see that your sword was not your only weapon, but even so that attack didn't even itch.

LBE summons half of his maximum power and launches a firery blast of energy at R Hunter. But R Hunter doesn't even look remotely scared as the blast speeds toward him.

LBE: Too frightend to move?

R Hunter: (grinning) No i'm finding something to give up.

And with those last words R Hunter is completely vaporized by LBE's attack. Laughing evilly he goes back to channeling dark energy.
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Edit: Yeah BZ I finished the match for you. and like I said in my post: I apologize for doing it but we needed to continue.

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

14th December 2004, 02:37 AM

*The party arrives at the end of time with a crash. Shenoul looks around for a moment as suddenly everyone is staring at him. His eyes have a slight white glow in the whites of them.

"My auric power is fully charged."

"Mine is too. Something has happened." snowagumon added

*Shenoul, who is now standing at the end of time, cringes for a moment as the looks towards the past.*

"R hunter... He has created an avatar of auric energy in this world."

*For the sake of the group, Shenoul hid the fact that R Hunter had made the avatar of auric energy by sacrificing himself. Whenever a selfless sacrifice is made not in the name of good or evil but pure selflessness, the place where the death occurs becomes a gateway for auric energy to enter the world.*

"We can defeat LBE most definitely now." *Shenoul blinks and his eyes return to normal* "I have stored the energy away for when we need it. Now we have to find this gaurd perso..."

"I am here." *Gaurd is standing beside the group. they turn quickly in surprise*

"R hunter wants us to tell you that his mission is complete." *shenoul speaks out loud the sends the rest telepathically* "He has sacrificed himself to bring the auric energies to this world. I do not know the other effects of his sacrifice but we must return quickly to time for LBE grows in power as time catches up to us, here at the end of time." Shenoul tells gaurd in his mind.

*meanwhile of all this, Shenoul is searching for the spirit of R hunter with his telepathic powers. Not knowing where.. or when he will find him.*

R Hunter

14th December 2004, 04:34 AM

Ok now we move on.
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Everyone is unaware of R Hunter's death, execept for Shenoul so the group converses with Guard.

BB: Long time no see.

Guard: Indeed. And it seems that all of you are a great deal stronger now.

GJ: Of course!

Mogo: Bloop blooop? (Guard can you find Blue?)

Guard: Until he's ready to be found no. But I'll search anyway.

???: Not just Blue.

All: Who's there?

Guard: Ally.

And "Ally" walks out from the shadows. He looks like a jinjo but his eyes are completely white. And he's about the height of banjo.

Ally: I assume that you don't know?

BZ: Know what?

Ally: BB look at your waist.

BB and the group look down and see the riddle sabre around BB!

BB: But how?

Ally: It pains me to tell you but...

GJ: No.

Ally: Yes.

B98: He can't have...

Ally: He did.

BZ: You're lying.

BB: Wait...

BB uses the red egg's power and the riddle sabre begins to glow.

BB:...so it's true then.

GJ: But...

Ally: To answer Golden Jiggy, he gave up his life so you could keep yours.

The group looks at Ally in shock, with the exception of BB who looks down at the riddle sabre and Shenoul who looks at the ground.

Shenoul: I knew that he did but I didn't want to say it...

Guard: Ally. He said that his mission was complete.

Ally:..Even to the end he did as he was destined to. He sure had come a long way from when he first appeared here.

BZ: Can you tell us...

Ally: How he died? Are you sure that you want to see it?

All: Yes please....

Ally: Very well.

Ally opens a time window and shows R Hunter's last moments.

Posted by...Me!
LBE summons half of his maximum power and launches a firery blast of energy at R Hunter. But R Hunter doesn't even look remotely scared as the blast speeds toward him.

LBE: Too frightend to move?

R Hunter: (grinning) No i'm finding something to give up.

And with those last words R Hunter is completely vaporized by LBE's attack. Laughing evilly he goes back to channeling dark energy.
Shenoul: So the thing needed for the ritual was a life!?

Snowagumon: If that was the case we could have told him that we didn't want the new powers!

Ally: Not just a life but the life of the SnS Guardian.

B98: SnS Guardian?

Ally: He is destined to protect the eggs and thier power, even if it means his life to do it.

GJ: (angrliy) Well then you must be proud because that's what happened!

Ally: I see that he didn't tell you THAT either.

Mogo: Bloo? (what?)

Ally: Mogo do you remember that before he died R Hunter placed his egg that he'd been carrying inside you?

BB: Yes we all saw him do it.

BZ: So what does it mean?

Ally: Inside the egg he placed some of his own soul. If I complete the ritual he can be revived.

B98: Is that your big plan? I can do that with my magenta egg!

Ally: The magenta's power only affects those who've been killed in battle.

Shenoul: Not those who've sacrificed thier lives...

Ally: Correct.

BB: What do we need to do for this ritual?

Ally: It may be painful. And there's really no guarantee that R Hunter will come back.

BZ: We don't care.

Snowagumon: He'd do the same for us.

Ally: That he would. Ok then follow me to the "Temple"

GJ: Temple?

Guard: The "Temple Of Secrets" the place where all secerts and mysteries are held.

Ally: While we travel there I'll tell you more of R Hunter's past.

And as the group heads to the temple the wanderer who has heard everything decides to follow them.

Ally: R Hunter first arrived here after losing a battle to the Phantom Of The Opera.

Shenoul: So that's the mysterious P.o.t.O that he spoke of.

GJ: But why did he and Phantom fight in the first place?

Ally: It was in an alternate universe. He was following orders to kill Phantom.

Guard: But Phatom figured out his fighting style and beat him with ease.

Ally: He then placed R Hunter in a time machine and set it to go somewhere in time.

B98: So he ended up here.

Guard: Yes. And the time machine broke down after coming here so there was no way for him to return.

BB: Guard how do you know all this?

Guard: Ally filled me in when I arrived.

Ally: Of course R Hunter was furious that he lost and ordered me to send him back when he learned that I can travel through time.

BZ: But you didn't did you?

Ally: I told him that if he could beat me then I would. However if he couldn't then he'd know why he lost in the first place.

Mogo: Bloop bloooooooop? ( so how'd he do?)

Ally: (with a smile) The boy stood no chance.

BB: Heh can you imagine R Hunter getting his butt handed to him?

GJ: (with a smile) He must have been shocked.

Ally: Actually he took it quite well. He then went through a change of heart where he looked back on his life and saw where it would take him if he continued onward as he had.

BZ: So he asked you to train him right?

Ally: Indeed. And he was the best pupil I ever had. Fastest learing one too.

Snowagumon: Were you aware of his true identity?

Ally: At that time no. But about 300 years later...

GJ: 300!

BB: Time here is longer than time in our world.

Ally: Exactly. Anyway about that time he had fully learned how to manipulate itme and was traveling to many different time periods and worlds training with all sorts of people

Guard: For example the mole who lived during the time that Mecha-Grunty tried to kill Banjo in.

B98: Great Grandpa Bozzeye!

Ally: Among many others yes.

Guard: After learning all that he could he returned here but he still had trouble with one aspect of time travel...

BB: How to make a good landing right?

Ally: You have the same difficulty I hear.

BB: Yeah. And he always told me: Look at where you're landing before you do.

Ally: Good advice but in that case he was destined to land where he did.

Shenoul: The temple right?

Ally: You are all very perceptive. Yes and when he looked upon the walls he saw somthing that even i'd missed at the time. That he was the legendary SnS Guardian!

B98: Do the walls have drawings on them then?

Ally: We're here now so you can look for yourself.

And as soon as the words leave Ally's mouth the temple appears as if on cue.

All: Wow.

Guard: I said the same thing when I first saw it too.

Ally: Come, and let me show you events of days long passed.

Ally leads them inside and shows them a mural of a group of heros led by a silver armored warrior fighting a giant black dragon.

Shenoul: LBE!

BZ: And R Hunter!

Ally: Yes but they are not the only ones that you should recognize...

He's right! As the group looks closer at the mural each one can find an image that looks exactly like them!

BB: But how...

Ally: Long ago a great and terrible dragon tried to use his evil to plunge this world into darkness. He had almost succeded when a hero wearing silver colored armor stood before him.

Guard: The hero and the dragon fought for weeks but neither was able to finish the other. It was then that the dragon used his dark powers and blinded the hero. While he tried to restore his sight the dragon escaped.

Ally: The hero's pride had been hurt not because he lost but more becuase he had failed to defeat the dragon and to protect those he held dear to him.

Guard: Still blinded by the dragon's magic he resolved to fight anyway even if it meant his life. And so he sought out the power to stop the evil.

BB: The eggs? Or the Big Whoop?

Ally; The Big Whoop is a gift left behind by the hero after his battle was done. But i'm getting ahead of myself, the hero had heard legends of an egg that held the very power of good within it.

Snowagumon: Only one?

Guard: While searching for it he met and befriended others who were searching for the egg. Each had his or her own reasons for obtaining it.

Ally: The hero had a kind heart, when he heard from each of his friends thier reason why they wanted the egg, he would go that person's village and give them what they needed.

Mogo: Bloop, Bloop? (Wait, how?)

Guard: The hero had magic of his own. And gave all of his newfound friends what they had been searching for. The jiggy that you see depicted needed for sunlight to shine upon the crystal jiggy that she had made so that her village would be safe from invaders.

GJ: And the hero was able to help?

Ally: He did with all thier troubles. Because he had done such kindness without so much as a second thought they all decided to join him in his quest to stop the dragon. And eventually they found thier way to the temple.

BZ: They came here?

Guard: No at that time it was still in your world. In Sprial Mountain in fact.

Ally: They came to find the egg and came upon the temple's guardian.

Shenoul: You!

Ally: I put thier courage to the test and had them each take a challenge within the temple. As they did they would gain new powers.

GJ: The powers of the eggs!

Guard: When they had completed all the tasks set before them the rainbow egg appeared and fused with the hero. With it's might he and his firends challenged the dragon to one last battle.

Ally: It went on for days but eventually the heros gained the upper hand, but evil always finds a way to survive...

Guard: The dragon used his cruelest magic: he channeled enough negative energy to push the world into the darkness.

R Hunter

14th December 2004, 05:28 AM

Ally: But at the last moment the hero used all of his remaining energy and sealed the dragon's power away, into tiny little creatures called "Glowbos"
With no power to channel darkness anymore the dragon's spirit was sealed away as well.

Guard: But the victory came with a price. Both the hero and the Rainbow egg were fading away. But the hero did not want to see the powers of good fade with the egg so he performed one final act of kindness.

Ally: he took the powers that his firends had gained in the temple and put them inside the egg. Then he broke the egg into 12.
Midnight Blue
Cyan
Red
Green
Dark Blue
Yellow
Grey
White
Black
Tan
Magenta
Gold
and Platinum

BB: Gold and Platinum? But we thought that there were only 10!

BZ: And R Hunter didn't say anything about two more eggs.

Ally:...With the powers of good safe the hero passed away. But his friends used the power of the eggs to ensure that his soul would be reborn in case the dragon was revived someday.

Guard: After this they each took an egg and used them to protect the world in his absense. They also saw fit to place the temple here in case anyone evil tried to take the powers of light away.

Ally: I remained here to continue my duty as guardian. And the story of the battle fell into legend after much time had passed.

Guard: Ally maybe you should show them...

Ally: (nodding) Yes it's better that they have them anyway.

Ally begins to chant in the same tounge as R Hunter. As he does the golden and platinum eggs appear from the wall and float over to BB.

Ally: With those eggs you now have all but the green.

Guard: Your ancestors would be proud indeed.

BB: (taking the eggs) How can we bring back R Hunter?

Ally: Look at those 12 doors and you'll see.

The group does as ally says and sees that each door has one of the eggs above it.

B98: So we need to enter each door and do what?

Ally: Each passage is a test to see if the holders of the eggs can wield thier unique powers. If you can do so place each egg in it's pedestal at the end of the trial. This will power up both you and the egg.

Guard: But it will also send some of the egg's power to a special room in the temple. Where the powers will all resonate and combine to create the rainbow egg again.

Shenoul: So then we'll lose our eggs?

Ally: No the eggs have chosen you as thier holders. Now there will be 13 eggs in this world.

Guard: The one problem is that each egg must be placed inside a holder or you will not be allowed to take your challenge.

Snowagumon: So we must all be equal in power before we can take the trials?

Ally: Indeed

BB: So we need to reach Banjo and his group and find Blue.

BZ: But that still leaves one.

Ally: Leave the platinum egg here I'm sure that I can find a holder for it.

Guard: With the Grey egg's power there should be no time period that you can't enter. And Blue will find his way back to you all when he's ready to.

Ally: Until then give aid to Banjo and bring him and his compainions to me. I can fuse the remaining eggs to them.

All: Don't worry we'll be back.

And by combineing Banjzooie's new time powers with his own. BB warps the others past Klungo's force field and into the past.
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Ok now a few things: 1. Blue no matter where you are right now when you wake up you'll have on the Mystery Mail. And since it has a new owner all the hits taken off it are restored. 2. BB since the "Wanderer" is your character I figure that in your next post you can have ally fuse the platinum egg with him. What he does afterward is up to you. 3. You guys don't have to revive me just get the rainbow egg and I'll post about how to use it. Whether you revive me or not is totally up to you.

4. Here's a recap of events for you Banjzooie.

You already know that BB got the red egg
After that I went to Conker's world and competed in a driking contest to win the green one. Which B_B got.

LBE sent a monster after me but the battle turned "poopy" for him to say the
least...:D

I headed to DKR's world next to get the yellow egg, which I had to race for. I ran into Shenoul and Snowagumon and raced them too. But after I won we became friends and they left to fight DB.

I got the Yellow egg and jumped into the timestream headed for FP where Blue and the others had already entered nanoshape. While traveling there I called the Dark Blue egg to me and fused it with myself. I then entered nanoshape and fused the yellow egg to GJ. We then waited for you but I got impatient and finished off nanoshape to get us all out of there. We convinced you to join our ragtag group and you did.

During that time LBE pledged alligence to a dark and mysterious evil force,
causing his power to sky-rocket. However to keep his end of the bargin LBE must channel negative energy into our world to allow the evil force to consume it thus allowing evil to win and good to wither and die. Shenuol and Snowagumon sensed this, showed up and took on LBE. (and did better than I did...:()
Still they couldn't beat him and headed to meet us.

After a lengthy talk about why fighting LBE is just plain dumb they also joined us.
Afterward we all headed for Mount Fire Eyes to get those special moves from Jamjars. We had some trouble collecting the notes but once we did we all got new moves. This awoke a dragon though and it was in a bad mood. Shenoul and Snowagumon iced it though and we headed to fight DB.

The rest of the story is here so you can read what happend when we got there. Also your post about the scrabble match with nanoshape sounds much better than what I posted so let's just say that Blue and the others found you in FP and that I killed nanoshpe before he could find LBE. It'd be a waste to have you delete your post. By the way what is a "Glubracat" again? :confused:

Edit: Oh yeah and how was this for a plot twist? If it was too dramatic or what not let me know. And Blue whenever you're ready to return to the group Guard and Ally can send you to them. Just figured you should know. ;)

Banjo's Banjo

14th December 2004, 08:47 PM

OOC: Ooh, lots of plot twists. Now this I like.
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Elsewhere...

Wanderer: Looks like the eggs were taken by someone else already. Hmm, I'm impressed. One cyan egg and a bunch of drained eggs aren't going to do me much good when someone else has all the others...

???: Hello old friend.

Wanderer: Ally. That's a voice I haven't heard in a few hundred years. Are you the one who took all the eggs?

Ally: *laughing* Still the same old focused Wanderer. I see you've already done your homework, meeting up with Guard and all.

Wanderer: That guy. Yup. It's how I found out about how LBE is pretty much unstoppable right now.

Ally: Yes. That's why I came to talk with you.

Wanderer: Is it about the eggs?

Ally: You are correct in that assumption.

Wanderer: Listen, I know you helped me out the last time I was here on this plane, but I can't give you the cyan egg back.

Ally: I don't want you to. I've already accounted for it elsewhere, so it's not important.

Wanderer: Yoy know the other one is fake right? I've got the real one here. I sent a fake one to that one guy who was absorbing it to him.

Ally: I switched when the others came here, so it's not important.

Wanderer: Well that explains the lack of energy coming from it. I thought it was drained...wait, others?

Ally: Yes. You know the tales of the eggs right?

Wanderer: Yeah. Which means you're here for one reason: To give me an egg.

Ally: You are correct. Here, take the Platinum Egg.

Wanderer: You're trusting me with this egg? This one and the gold one don't exist on any other world! Even the legends aren't sure what the platinum one does!

Ally: That's something you'll have to find out for yourself.

Wanderer: Fine.

He takes the egg and it glows brightly.

Wanderer: yuunai no jitsu....

The egg shatters into millions of pieces. Light shoots from where the egg once was and fuses into the sword Wanderer was holding.

Ally: It fused with sword?

Wanderer: It's my sword. No one else can use my sword for some reason, so it's safe there. Plus I can use whatever power the egg has still; it's what I did with the other drained eggs I have.

Ally: Alright, so that's settled. Now it's up to you to help the others unlock the rainbow egg and discover what powers the platinum egg has.

Wanderer: There you go again. What others?

Ally: You'll meet them eventually. They'll be back to help unlock soon.

Wanderer: Hmm...alright. However in the meantime I'm going off to figure what this egg does.

Wanderer opens up a reality rip and heads to another world.

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He's still going off on his own for a bit. Just let me know when everyone is about to open the trial doors.

Banjzooie

14th December 2004, 11:07 PM

OOC: R Hunter, by the time I noticed you'd asked me to keep my version of the nanoshape fight up I'd already deleted it. I have to type it all over again. I'll repost it here. It's mostly the same as before except includes B_B and the gang finding me after I escape Nanoshape and R Hunter killing him before he reaches LBE BTW thanks for the recap R Hunter.
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Banjzooie: Glubracat?! That isn't a word!

Nanoshape: Uh, yes it is.

Banjzooie and Nanoshape have been playing Scrabble on a board with ten times the normal amount of spaces. They've used up nearly half the words in the english language and are getting desperate. Banjzooie has 5147 points and Nanoshape has only ten more.

Banjzooie: Would you mind telling me what a glubracat is?

Nanoshape: That's easy! It's...uh...well you see... uh, it's uh... a martian mutant monkey zombie cat?

Banjzooie: Uh huh. Hmm... Yes! I've got this won! *puts down "zubba", as in the zubba bees from Click Clock Wood* Z's worth ten points! (OOC: To be perfectly honest I can't remember how much Z is worth, but I know it's worth a lot)

Nanoshape: NOOOOOO!!!! *throws the Scrabble board into the black volcano of death* You shall never escape!

Banjzooie: Oh yes I WILL! *takes the robot drone that GB sent to kill him that he captured out of his backpack and puts the batteries back in...BACKWARDS*

Robot: *BZZZT*a4jjl74t451j879'84u8794k54d654uo89!!!!!*BZZ ZT*

Banjzooie throws the robot at Nanoshape's core, and it explodes upon impact, reducing Nanoshape to a pile of soot. His world melts away and Banjzooie appears back in FP. B_B, R Hunter and crew come running up.

R Hunter: You are Banjzooie.

Banjzooie: How'd you know?

B_B: He has time powers. And he's right, you ARE a freakish cross between a bear and bird.

GJ: *Punches B_B for his rudeness* Forget he said that. Wanna join us?

Banjzooie: I guess so. Plus I think this fire key in my backpack may be of use to you.

Nanoshape: *reforms* I will have a rematch with you someday, Banjzooie. For now, I must find LBE.

RH: Oh no you don't! *kills Nanoshape with only one blow from his sword* C'mon, let's get going.

Banjzooie joins the group. From that point things with him went as the others posted. I wouldn't know, I gotta go read the posts from this page to figure out exactly what I've been doing (I'm guessing I'm BZ, right R Hunter?). BTW thanks again for the recap R Hunter. I'll post in a bit.

R Hunter

15th December 2004, 01:17 AM

Yeah you're BZ. And as far as the opening of the trial doors that depends on whoever takes charge of leading the group.

Edit: Silly me I forgot to mention this: BB brought up a good point with the Platinum Egg. no one not even I know what they do, One thing that is known is that they not only have thier own special power but also can mimic any other eggs that happen to be around them. So a person holding either of these eggs can potentaly use the power of all 12! So be very careful with them... :eek:

Banjzooie

15th December 2004, 01:26 AM

Okay, just one more question RH. I'm guessing I have the gray egg and it has a time travel power judging by your last post, right? Just wanna make sure before I post that I know everything I should.

R Hunter

15th December 2004, 01:29 AM

Yep. With it you can go anywhere in time

Edit: Man all I seem to do nowadays is post something and then remember that I forgot to add something vital... I competely forgot the tan egg. I'm thinking of giving it to P.o.t.O. Of course we'd have to find him in the RPG first.

Banjo and kazooie each get either the White or Midnight blue eggs.

Andre gets the Golden egg

And the rainbow egg's fate is still up in the air. I'll figure it out when the time comes.

BlueBreegull

15th December 2004, 03:03 PM

Ah...I remember when this RPG started. It was so simple. Get all the eggs and big whoop. Now it's insanely complex. I'm not complaining, though.
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Everyone has gone from CK. It stands in desolate ruin, just a bunch of bricks scattered here and there. Dark Breegull emerges from the rubble. But how? As DB puts his thoughts together, a dark portal opens, and the Grim Reaper comes out of it. Grim slowly approaches DB, his finger drawn.

DB: Ugh...ugh...Death? What are you doing here? Ugh...are you here for...ugh...conversation...or...reaping?
GR: Reaping. You did not fulfill your end of the bargain, so I see no more purpose in keeping you alive. No more immortality for you.
DB: Hey, you could have stayed and helped me out-
GR: Enough! I am not allowed to interfere with such affairs. I wanted the entire Island dead, and I can't do it myself. You were the only one who could, but you failed. This is the end, DB.
DB: Let me try again! I can do it over! It was just chance that Gold Breegull turned on me! You didn't even see that!

The Grim Reaper considers this.

GR: *sigh* ... I'll give you one last chance.

GR snaps his fingers, and the entire keep appears again.

GR: I'll lead the group to you. Don't disapoint me this time. Or else death won't be your only consequence...

GR disappears, and DB stares in disbelief at his tower, restored.

R Hunter

15th December 2004, 06:01 PM

Hmmph. So grim was just playing along so that everyone'd die...

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

15th December 2004, 11:37 PM

(OOC: son of a... you know i could just have snowagumon warp digivolve up there and kick the fortress over like a bad lego structure. that would be lame tho)

*LBE has re-charged the power he used to kill r-hunter and is now back to channeling. the circle of darkness is 128 miles wide now.*

"So strange.i thought this world would be putting up a better defense than this." *the dark voice appeared again*

"Don't worry. I killed one of thier main warriors, he did not even fight. The light is too short sighted, they think that sacrifice will get them ahead but it will not. The veracity of darkness will triumph."

"Someone sacrificed themselves?"

"Yes."

"Well that can have more power than you think.. but wherever or whenever that happened, i don't sense any disturbances right now. I'll leave you to your work." *the voice faded* (the voice does not sense the auric power since shenoul has it at the end of time)

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*Meanwhile at the end of time*

"So thats what happened." Shenoul muttered where no one else could hear.. he had just seen death rebuild the fortress in his mind.

*Shenoul remembers this incase death comes around again and then waits with the others until they decide to do something.*

R Hunter

15th December 2004, 11:46 PM

My soul inside of the Dark Blue Egg should tell Mogo that something's up too. However no one other than Blue or me can understand him.

Banjo's Banjo

16th December 2004, 12:21 AM

The endless void of null reality falls away, as form and matter return to the Wanderer's sight. He stands alone on a dark world, one ravaged by war and chaos. Ruins of once proud structures stand as momentos to a lost era. The ground lays cracked, a choking sand that no longer provides life for the long dead plantlife. Above it all hover Enforcers, twisted abominations formed by some unknown invader.

Wanderer: *Pulling the collar of his shirt closer to his neck* Home...it's time for some payback.

An Enforcer takes notice of Wanderer standing on top of a random ruin. It charges down towards him from its spot in the sky.
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Alright its a good time to explain these guys. They're created by the random evil that LBE's been talking to and Wanderer believes that LBE is responsible for creating these things.

Enforcers:
Massive things that look like twisted machines (think Super Mario RPG style (The REAL Mario RPG. (I'm talking SNES style.))) of metal and flesh. Not a pretty picture. Whatever the case, they're about 20 ft tall and pack a lot of power. Spikes that shoot out of its arms, dark magic, George Foreman Grills, the works.
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Wanderer jumped out of the way of the diving creature. It slammed into the ground hard, sending out a light shockwave. W withdraws his sword and slashes into the creature.

Wanderer: Let's see what this egg can do!!!

The blade cuts normally. It severs one of the blades on the enforcer.

W: Uh...yeah. That did nothing. Well I hope my normal techniques do the trick...

The creature, now quite aggrivated that it's lost a spike, releases a black energy beam from it's mouth (Warning: Shooting energy beams from one's mouth can lead to tooth decay and gingivitis.). Wanderer counters with a shockwave from his sword.

W: Countershock!

The shockwave cuts through the blast, nulling its effect. The creature roars and charges. Wanderer jumps in response, landing on the enforcer's back.

W: Alright, so the egg is not going to do anything. I'll just finish you the old fashioned way. SHOCKWAVE PULSAR!

Wanderer phases out of reality for a second as a beam of light appears in front of the enforcer. It swirls around for a few moments before expanding and exploding. The enforcer is charred, losing an arm and a few spikes in the process.

W: *Warping back in.* That didn't get it. Fine. I'll do it this way.

Energy pulsates from within his sword.

W: Heh. Ultima blade...

Wanderer charges toward the enforcer. His speed picks up and dissapears from plain sight. Behind him the sword's energy gathers strength and strikes the enforcer. Wanderer then lands behind the creature, as it takes massive damage. The blast incinerates the creature in a blaze of light.

W: Alright, that's one down. About a million more enforcers to go. This just isn't going to cut it.

Wanderer opens up a portal and falls through it, heading to another world.
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Meanwhile:

BB: Alright, everyone safe from the journey?

Mogo: Blquargle (Yeah as safe as we can be in the past as we attempt to destroy some kind of psycho guy bent on world domination or something by utilizing some eggs.)

BB: Listen, I know none of you want to be here. I don't either. I didn't want this duty really. I'd rather be watching the bees buzz by as I sit in CCW. I'd also rather make a fun post instead of a serious, plot developing one. But LBE is still a threat, B_B is nowhere to be found, and R_Hunter is dead. We have to carry on. Let's go find Banjo and Kazooie....

The group sets off to find BK in the past.

R Hunter

16th December 2004, 01:31 AM

Remember each egg stands for something. White is Day Black is Night. The Platinum and Golden Eggs are no different, once a person figures what that something is the eggs will release thier powers.

Banjzooie

16th December 2004, 01:32 AM

The group walks into Grunty's past lair.

BZ: Okay... There's nine worlds in this place. Banjo and Kazooie could be anywhere! How are we supposed to do this?

BB: We should split up, obviously. Mogo, GJ, you search Monster Mansion, Rusty Bucket Bay and Click Clock Wood. I'll go look in Mumbo's Mountain, Treasure Trove Cove and Clanker's Cavern. That leaves just BZ and B98. You two tackle Bubble Gloop Swamp, Frezeazy Peak and Gobi's valley. Oh, and watch out for the past Banjo and Kazooie. Avoid all contact with them unless you want another time rip.

BZ: Oh great, now we're stuck in a Back to the Future Part II ripoff...

DvlB: My my, doesn't this look fun. The quest for the Big Whoop has suddenly become an adventure across time.

When the time rip occured, Devil Bottles was split into three. One is in the present, one in the future, and one in the past. Unlike the others, though, who didn't know about the time rip, DvlB is very much aware of what happened and is using his three selves to his advantage.

DvlB: And I know all about the twelve eggs and the rainbow egg now. Although I cannot enter the end of time myself because I am evil, through I was able to listen to Guard and Ally's words through my good side's ears, because of my inpenetrable connection to him (Unfortunately, because of that connection I also cannot kill him without killing myself too). I can, however, reach the end of time if I take residence in another's body. I could simply merge myself with my good half, but I find he is rather weak. I need a stronger host. But who? Of course, it will be Banjzooie. He has the abilities of both bear and bird, plus I could use his gray egg powers to manipulate time. *DvlB stores a portion of his soul inside Banjzooie, who is unaware that anything happened* I will let these fools save BK, and complete the eggs' trials at the end of time. Then, when the Rainbow egg appears, I shall take control of Banjzooie and claim it for myself. I will be unstoppable! In the meantime, I will take up an alliance with Dark Breegull and the Grim Reaper in the present, perhaps they can be useful to me. They might not be so sure at first, but my connection to B98 will allow me to use his magenta egg to revive the Spam Reaper, maybe then they'll let me join...

BZ: C'mon B98, let's go look for BK in Bubblegloop Swamp.

BZ and B98 (and, unbeknownst to them, DvlB) enter BGS while the others go to look elsewhere.
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OOC: Okay, I'm not entirely sure who's in B_B's group right now, but I think I got everyone. Did I forget anyone?

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

16th December 2004, 04:02 AM

(OOG: shenoul is still hanging out at the end of time saving up his power.)

R Hunter

16th December 2004, 05:04 AM

No no BZ B_B is not with us right now. He's somewhere else.
This is the current group:
Banjo's Banjo (BB)
Golden Jiggy (GJ)
Bottles98 (B98)
Banjzooie (BZ)
Mogo
Now where EXACTLY B_B is, is something that I'd like to know.

BlueBreegull

16th December 2004, 05:43 PM

He is in an unknown area, trying to find a way to back to the Isle O' Hags. But don't worry; he'll still complete his task in the temple.

Mogo and GJ head to the end of the lair, BB goes to the beginning, and BZ and B98 go to the middle. Meanwhile, the "present" BK are finishing rusty bucket bay, and the past BK are finding it strange that the worlds are so easy, with all of the jiggies and notes taken. They enter RBB.

Past Banjo: Something weird's going on. Where are all of the jiggies? There's got to be some here.

They go to the boat, while the present group are on the smokestack. If they, meet, disaster cold strike!

Kazooie: *grabbing the smokestack jiggy* There. That's the last one. Now let's get out of here.
Andre: When can we get something to eat? I'm starving?
Banjo: We can head to the boat's kitchen, I guess.

They climb down the smokestack and head to the front of the ship, with past BK going in the same direction from the other side! Then, a flotsam gets in the way of present BK, distracting them long enough for past BK to climb the rope to the crane. Present BK move to the front of the ship, with past BK right above them.

Past Kazooie: Where are those jiggies?
Present Banjo: We got all of them, remember?
Present Kazooie: I didn't say anything.
Past Banjo: Yes you did, just now. I don't know where they all are.
Present Banjo: Guh...what? Did I just say something?
Past Kazooie: Stop talking to yourself, it's annoying.
Present Kazooie: Yeah, cut it out!

Silence

The two groups look in each other's direction, but at that moment, that monster disguised as a pipe swallows the present group, so as past BK look down, they see nothing. They look back up, just before it spits the present group back out.

Present Kazooie: Hey, you slimey, egg sucking son of a snake! I'm going to get you!
Past Banjo: Kazooie, what's gotten into you?
Present Kazooie: What do you mean? We just got eaten!
Everyone: What?!

Again, the past group looks down, and the present looks up. When the present looks up, the sunlight gets in the way and blinds them. When the past group looks down, they lose their balance and fall into the water.

Present Banjo: What's going on here?

Past BK climb aboard, around the corner from present BK.

Present & past Kazooie, to their Banjo: Banjo, I'm tired of being in your backpack. You're being weird.

Both pop out of their backpacks. Present Kazooie climbs on the platform with the horns you can control, and past Kazooie goes around the corner to present Banjo and Andre. Present Kazooie climbs down on the other side of the platform and finds past Banjo.

Both K's: Wow, Banjo, how did you get here so fast?
Both B's: Huh? I didn't go anywhere.
Past K: Come on, Banjo, let's get out of here. We can't find any jiggies.
Present B: We already got them all!
Past K: When?
Present B: Just now! Remember!
Andre: Uh-oh, I think I know what's going on here.
Past K: Who's he?
Andre: Banjo, that Kazooie is the past Kazooie! You've run into yourselves!

There continues much confusion, then Mogo and GJ arrive with past K and present B

Past K: Look, a jiggy!
Present B: That's Golden Jiggy, our friend we lost in FP! Where've you been, GJ!

GJ explains the whole story

GJ: That's why we need to go back to the present. What, Kazooie, what's the matter?
Past K: This is the present!!! What's going on here? I'm leaving!

The two K's, coincidentally, pass by each other again.

Present K *to Present B*: How did you do that again?!
Present B: Do what? I thought you were leaving!
Andre: This is confusing. Can we just go?
GJ: Please!

So the present BK head with GJ and Mogo, while the past BK heads to CCw to continue the game.

The whole group meets up again

BB: So we're all here now. Our next move is to go to the end of time...so...here we go...

BB warps them all there succesfully.

R Hunter

16th December 2004, 05:53 PM

Very good. Now once all of the heros have eggs inside them they'll be allowed to take the trials. And the trials don't have to be done all at once so Blue and the Wanderer can take thiers when they're able to. Just remember that each Trial is going to be specific to each person. 1. To challenge thier own abilites 2. To test if they can use the egg inside them effectively.

EDIT: Crap! We still need someone to recieve the Tan Egg! :eek:
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The Group lands in the end of time right next to the temple.

BK/Andre: Wow...

BB: Ally! Are you there?

Ally: Yes Banjo's Banjo. Did you bring them?

GJ: Yeah they're here.

Kazooie: So when are you gonna give me my egg?

Ally: Hmph...

Banjo: Kazooie it's not polite to make a centuries-old being angry.

Ally: Only 3? That still leaves the tan egg without an owner.

BZ: What about that P.o.t.O you guys were metioning?

Mogo: Blooop.. (oh yeah...)

Ally: Well let's get this over with so you can locate him...

Ally fuses the White Egg with Banjo, the Midnight Blue Egg with Kazooie and the Golden Egg with Andre.

BK/Andre: Oooh...

BB: Yeah you'll feel like that for a little while, just walk it off.

Shenuol and Snowagumon walk up the the group.

Shenoul: Can we take the trials yet?

BZ: Nope the tan egg still has no owner.

Snowagumon: Do we have someone in mind?

GJ: Yeah but he's not going to be easy to find...

B98: The last time he was seen he was fighting himself.

Shenoul: That explains the time rip eariler.

Banjo: So what do these eggs do?

Ally: There's a list on that wall over there you can look yours up.

The group walk over and examine the list, however only Mogo, Banjo, Kazooie and Andre have no idea of what thiers do.

Banjo: Light huh?

Kazooie: Cool so I can use any attack that I've seen? Hah next time I see Grunty...

Mogo: Bloooooooooooop. Bluuuuoop... (So R Hunter left me the Copy egg. Well since he held the egg I should be able to make copies of him...)

Andre: Wait mine's not listed!

Ally: No one is sure what either it or the platinum do, All that is known is that once you figure out what they stand for thier powers should manifest themselves.

BB: Ok where should we start to look for P.o.t.O?

Ally: I recommend searching in this space. Since they broke time with thier battle it's likely that they fell here somewhere and are probably still going at it.

Shenoul: Ok then we had better split up then.

All: Right!

And they all went in different directions hoping to find the "Phantom Of the Opera"...
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Remember the one from the present still is possesed by Devil Bottles. That's the one that we need on our side.

R Hunter

17th December 2004, 09:29 PM

bump.

Banjo's Banjo

17th December 2004, 10:16 PM

bump.

One day old posts really don't need bumps. ;)

Anyways, just to warn you all, I have exams coming up next week so my posts will be at a minimum. If I make any involving the actual RPG, they'll be fairly brief. (YAY FOR RIDICULOUS AP CALCULUS EXAMS! I HATE YOU DY/DX! YAY! :( )

R Hunter

18th December 2004, 12:39 AM

Calculus. oooh good luck on those BB.;)

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

19th December 2004, 01:17 AM

lol banjos banjo, wait till you get to integrals.. you'll have fun...
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*Shenoul and snowagumon decided not to run off but to try and search time with psionics to find the phantom of the opera*

"does anyone have memories of POTO? We could find him if someone has memories of him."

*if they can read someone's mind who has a memory of poto they can use that memory and find everyone in it fairly easily.*

P.o.t.O

19th December 2004, 02:42 AM

*PotO [Present] wakes up on the top of a cliff top, and finds himself fading in and out of reality*

PotO [Present]: Argh...my head. Where am I? When am I?

*A giant, horrific beast trudges up behind him*

Beast: You're in the distant future...Phantom.

*PotO [present] spins around and draws the reaver, which is, unlike Phantom [present], not fading in and out of reality*

PotO: Creature! Who are you!?

Beast: You know, Phantom...I am Weldar...the famous member of the RWPF. You included me in your story a while back...I've come from another world to finish the score with you...and I've brought an avid fan...

*R Hunter appears out of nowhere and draws his "Hot 'N' Spicy Spam Blade"*

R Hunter: Oh, I've waited for this moment! Ever since your story stopped...I've been determined to fight you one last time. Now...It's just you...and...me...

Weldar: And me.

R Hunter: Right.

*PotO [Past] appears out of nowhere and draws his reaver, which, unlike Phantom [past], is fading in and out of Reality*

PotO [past]: Phantom...look at yourself...

PotO [present]: I know...just like your reaver...

PotO [past]: It's time...

PotO [present]: Yes.

PotO [past]: There's just one thing missing...where's the-

*The phantom of the Opera [future] appears out of nowhere and is fading, just like his SPAM Reaver*

PotO [future]: It is time...

PotO [past]: Yes, we've already talked about that.

*Phantom [present] begins to shake and groan. Devil Bottles is taking control again*

Poto-DB: No! I won't let you do it...That'd kill me! ...hurry! Stab me with the Reaver!

*Phantom [Past] moves forward to skewer Phantom [present], but R Hunter strikes the reaver with his sword.*

R Hunter: You're not going anywhere...until you fight me...

Weldar: But...which Phantom would you fight?

R Hunter: All of them.

PotO [Past]: *Gulps*

PotO [future]: Meh, been there, done that.

PotO-DB: Yes! And I shall help you kill them! ...no! Resist! Resist! I must kill them to kill you...and myself!

R Hunter

19th December 2004, 04:03 AM

Dude did you look at the story before you posted?:D It was nice though but since I'm dead right now we'll have to pick up the rematch later.
But still it's good to have you back posting in the RPG again! YAY!!! :D
(maybe once I'm revived we can pick up that fight... and see which one of us is the better warrior.)

P.o.t.O

19th December 2004, 04:25 AM

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Oh, I'm sorry about that...maybe you can work around it somehow with a time anomaly. Remember that episode of Star Trek: the next generation where the Enterprise C came forward in time? People that were dead came back to life. Everything else has been screwed with in the story, so I don't see any reason to not have you appear out of nowhere!

R Hunter

19th December 2004, 06:34 AM

Actually I'm hoping that Blue and the others will revive me in the story. Right now though everyone's looking for you.

Edit: Here Phantom I'm posting a quick recap of everything that's happened up til now

If I remember correctly you left when you posted that fight with yourself which shattered time.

Afterward many things occured because of it.
B_B was sent to a future where LBE, DB and BoltDragoon had teamed up.
He met you and GJ in the future while you were fighting for your lives, however he also met DB... They fought but DB was in a class of his own. During the battle Mogo (the shake that B_B got from the beta big whoop) was drained of all his chocolate. You and GJ were sent to be gammatized
and B_B was to be next. However he was saved by a mysterious person.
He entered a time portal and headed back to his normal time.

BB was sent to the "End of Time" from Chrono Trigger fame, where he met a being named "Guard" We learned that Guard had been banished there by LBE because Guard knew how to use the eggs. BB got trained by guard in the arts of combat and time traveling. However Unknown to guard is the fact that BB doesn't really want to fight LBE.

LBE got a MAJOR benefit from the time disruption. He placed his fortress in a protective barrier. However he left out the machine that he was using to drain the glowbos, this resulted in there being 3 machines in the place. One was from the past that one hadn't been built yet, then you hade the one from the present. And lastly you had the one from the future. That machine listed that there was no competition for the eggs so LBE was able to drain the energy of the glowbows and became this huge winged dragon thingy.
He scattered the eggs that he collected to various Rare worlds. He then moved to Perfect Dark's world to rest and let his powers grow.

Then I got involved... ;) I was chillin at the end of time watching all of this happening. My mentor "Ally" convinced me that even though I had some issues with you I should still help out. So I headed first to the future that B_B had traved to, about 5 mins before he did. I entered CK and began searching for you and GJ. While doing that the same events that occured in B_B's story went as planned. However we found out that it was me that saved B_B. After I sent him off I saved you, GJ and Mogo. I took Mogo with me and headed to find B_B in the present. However I kept missing him by a few seconds. So I decided to wait in the timestream for him to post, the idea being that I'd pop up right in front of him.

R Hunter

19th December 2004, 06:35 PM

I waited for 3 days but he didn't post so I decided to go help Bottles98 who was being tortured by the SPAM Reaper (he was making B98 watch Barney the Dinosuar forever.)I sliced him into two and got B98 outta there. Soon after I posted Blue came back and posted again. He and GJ were looking for Samantha The Psychic Sandwich who was in Witchyworld. Unfortunely she had been sent 50 years into the future. (since she's psychic she knew ahead of time and left a note.)
Luckily at that time B98 and I showed up. After reuniting B_B and Mogo we continued on. But then we were attacked by a guy named Murry. he was about to blast us with a huge gun but the grim reaper showed up out of nowhere and landed on him knocking him out cold. Grim was kinda unhappy that I cut his brother in two. GJ gave him some fruit loops though and he joined us. Murry woke up and chased us onto a roller coaster. he shot at us but I used my sword (named the "Riddle Sabre") and reflected it back at em.
We then got near the big top but Bolt had sent some Teletubbie robots to kill us. we ran to the big top and split up: B_B and Mogo hopped into what they thought was a barrel, GJ and I were climbing the ropes outside but one of the bots followed us. So I cut the rope we were on and we swung inside the big top. B98 and Grim headed inside and were ambushed by more bots. Grim took care of them though....

Ok you know what? I'm just going to condense the rest of this because i'm SICK of typing!

We beat the robots, but the big top was on fire Grim put it out and BB showed up. We fought clowns and BB joined us. I headed off to fight LBE.
He beat me soundly but did not kill me. I had special armor that absorbs deathblows. I teamed up with Ms. Dark and we found the Red Egg. I fused it with BB and headed to Conker's world. I got the green egg and sent it to B_B LBE sent a monster after me but I beat it with conker's help I then headed to DKR's world and had to race for the Yellow one.

...you know what? You can just read for yourself my hands are numb right now. :(

Wicked_Orin

19th December 2004, 08:48 PM

Banjzooie

20th December 2004, 08:09 PM

The crew begins to spread out in search of PotO

Mogo: BLuhrnabogurg!(Guys! Wait! I can create a copy of R Hunter to help us look for PotO using the Blue egg!)

BB: Huh? We can't understand you, remember?

Mogo then shows them the Blue egg, and points to the sheet that lists the egg powers. They look.

GJ: Cool, you can make copies of anything!

BZ: A clone of R Hunter would be helpful.

Mogo glows blue, and a copy of R Hunter appears in front of him.

R Hunter Clone: Hey guys, where am I? Last thing I remember we were fighting DB.

BZ: (This copy apparently doesn't know that he's a copy, or that the original sacrificed himself.) Uh, we won that fight. But right now we're trying to find PotO...

RHC: PotO? I have a score to settle with him... *draws copy of Riddle Sabre* I'll find him and get rid of him.

BZ: Uh, actually, PotO's our friend, remember? You can put that sword away now. *RHC puts away the Riddle Sabre, looking disappointed*. And anyway, I have to tell you, you're not who you think you are. You're only a...

There is a blinding flash and RHC disappears.

BZ: ...copy. Ahh..!*BZ falls to the ground and his legs vanish* What the...?

Mogo's chocolate drains and he dies. The others flicker in and out of existence, and BK disappears entirely. Then everything returns to normal and BK and Mogo are back, but RHC is still missing. A jiggy falls out of BK's backpack.

BB: A Jiggy?

GJ: Where did that come from?

BZ: *gets up on his reappeared legs* Please tell me you did NOT collect Jiggies when you were transported to the past.

Banjo: Uh, yeah...

Kazooie: We got all of them up to Rusty Bucket Bay, except for the jinjo and witch switch ones.

BZ: WHHHAAAAAAT?! That explains what happened just now! Because you took that many jiggies, your past selves were never able to save Tooty!

Banjo: Well, we DID open most of the worlds and note doors for them, they shouldn't have any trouble. In fact...

Kazooie: So THAT'S why it seemed like there was two of us! Remember that whacked up conversation back in RBB, Banjo?

Banjo: Yeah, but we never got to see ourselves, though, and they never saw us. Something was always in the way.

BZ: And a good thing too! That could have caused another time rip! But you've already reignited that risk by taking all those Jiggies, now the past BK won't be able to open up CCW, or the Furnace Fun, or the final Grunty battle! So that means you guys never saved Tooty, never made it to Banjo-Tooie, and never set out on this quest for the eggs! History is changing!

BZ grabs Banjo's backpack, puts the Jiggy Banjo dropped in it, and uses the gray egg to go back to the BK time period (at the point where present BK had already been teleported out, to avoid further complications) and undo the damage. He lands in past MMM. BZ stomps the switch that opens the church door and races inside, giving a jiggy to the ghostly hand, then exits and puts one on the church's roof. He puts one next to the sleeping ghost in the mansion, creeping out without waking him, puts one under the glass in the shack, shrinks to pumpkin-size and sticks one in the drain pipe and another in the well, and gives another to the flower pots that you put the eggs in. He hides one in a wine barrel and closes it. BZ reluctantly goes down the mansion's toilet to put the last MMM Jiggy there. BZ goes to all the other worlds and puts their Jiggies back until all that's left is TTC. He closes all the note doors except for the one leading to TTC. BZ then heads for TTC, but just as he's about to jump inside TTC's treasure chest entrance, he hears footsteps and hides behind the chest.

Banjo (past): Well, ready to try again Kazooie?

Kazooie (past): Yeah, but I doubt whether the Jiggies are back.

Banjo: Y'know, it's wierd. We'd only just completed Mumbo's mountain, and then when we first came here to TTC all the notes and Jiggies were gone. And then we came out and all the note doors except for the one leading to the last world were open, and the other worlds were all completed too. Then we come back here after a lunch break and suddenly the note doors are all closed, like nothing happened! But maybe, just maybe, this means that the Jiggies and notes are back.

BZ sneaks into the chest while BK isn't looking. He puts all the notes and seven Jiggies back. He paints Red Xs on the mountain tops for BK to follow to the treasure chest that holds a Jiggy, which he has to put back together. Then there's only one left, Nipper's Jiggy. By this time BK has jumped into the chest and made their way to Nipper. After they defeat Nipper, BZ sets a grenade egg behind them, then flies into the air. The grenade egg blows up and BK is distracted by the noise long enough for BZ to put the Jiggy back in Nipper's shell and get out of there. He then teleports back to the end of time (though to the crew it only seems like he was gone a second).

GJ: Wow, that was fast.

BZ: Everything should be fixed now.

BB: But where's RHC?

BZ: Dunno...

RHC was transported to the future because of the disturbance BK made when they took the Jiggies from the past. Because of his time powers he instantly knows when and where he is and why, but he still does not know that the original RH sacrificed himself, or that he is only a copy. He teams up with Weldar and fights PotO with him. Back in the end of time, the group then goes off to find PotO. They split up into three groups (BB by himself, Mogo and GJ, and BZ and B98) and each group enters one of the three main chambers of the temple.

Ally: Should we tell them about the huge security force in this place?

Guard: No, it shall further test their abilities.

BB enters the door on the right and finds himself in a short hallway standing on top of a small stair way. The ground below him is covered in fog, but from the top step he can see a door on the other side. When he descends the steps, the fog obscures the door from his vision.

BB: I don't know why this fog is here, but the door is straight ahead, so if I walk straight ahead I'll reach it.

BB walks into the fog, but for what seems like hours he never reaches the end of it.

BB: What's the deal? I've been walking straight, but I haven't come to the door...*he looks behind him, and sees the same stairs he descended hours ago, no farther away from him then they were when he started* I haven't been moving at all! How am I supposed to get through his?

BZ and B98 enter the left door. It is huge inside, but it appears to be empty and there is a door on the other side. As they walk toward it, though, metal bars come down and block the door, and a gigantic stone statue with eight four arms falls in front of them. It comes to life and draws four huge swords.

B98: *screams like a girl*

Statue: That's right, scream your lungs out! If you want to get through the door on the other side, you'll have to defeat me!

BZ: Typical.

Mogo and GJ enter the middle chamber. They see two large doors guarded by a giant two-headed spider.

GJ: Don't you mean a two-headed dragon?

Nah, dragons are clich'ed. So I'm using a spider instead. Now you go and ask him who he is.

GJ: OK.

GJ and Mogo approach the giant two-headed spider.

GJ: Uh, who are you?

Spider (both heads): We are spiderzilla!

Spiderzilla (left head): We guard these two doors. In one of them is a piece of paper that will tell you the location of what you seek.

Spiderzilla (right head): Or rather, a fragment of that piece of paper. You need all three to read it. But that is only if you pick the correct door. The WRONG door will lead to certain doom.

Spiderzilla (left head): You may ask one of us one question.

Spiderzilla (right head): And only one!

Spiderzilla (both heads): For from this point on, one of us will only tell the truth, while the other will only lie!

GJ: I could ask them where PotO is, or which door has the paper fragment, but since I don't know which head tells the truth and which lies, that could be risky...
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OOC: The above is an old riddle, and it's been asked on several TV shows and books in some form or another, I'm sure you've probably heard it somewhere. I wanna see if any of you can figure out what question GJ should ask spiderzilla. Once someone gets it I'll get GJ and Mogo through the correct door, but if no one gets it then I'll eventually post the answer and get GJ through the correct door anyway. As for the other two groups, they'll find the other two fragments of the paper that tells where Pot0 is, once they get past the statue and fog. I'll let someone else get BB through the fog, cause I'm too lazy to think of how he can get through it.

R Hunter

20th December 2004, 09:07 PM

BlueBreegull

20th December 2004, 09:59 PM

Dark Breegull wanders down the halls of his restored fortress with a newly acquired madness. Laughing insanely, he approaches the ETC.

DB: This is it! Revenge! It's mine!

DB stands up next to the controls of ETC gun and turns on the gun. It counts down...
10...
9...
8...
7...
6...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...

BOOOM! VFEWVFEWVFEWVFEW... DB drags the destructive beam of the ETC all around the island. Within seconds, all life on the island is destroyed. Everything is dead or ruined. The Isle O' Hags becomes a barren wasteland...as was destined to happen. DB glances away from the ETC, and sees GR nod with approval. DB is immortal again.

Slowly, a figure in a foggy, wooded swamp comes to. The figure is none other than B_B!

B_B: *Groan*...where in the heck am I?
???: You're in Hell.
B_B: Gah! What?! I'm dead?!
???: And in Hell.
B_B: How did this happen? Why am I here?
???:.... Gahahahaha! Fooled you! You thought you were going to face an eternity of pain and misery! Heehee!
B_B: Right. Very funny. Now who are you?
???: What kind of question is that? I'm me.
B_B: No kidding. But what's your name?
???: A name matters not when you are a non-existant being such as me. But...uh...I guess you can call me three.
B_B: Three.
3: Yeah! I like that.
B_B: Okay then, 3, would you like to tell me WHERE THE HECK AM I?
3: You the heck are in the Woods. And you want to know how you got here, right?
B_B: Sure.
3: I guess someone wanted you alive. You were going to die in an explosion, but someone saved you.
B_B: That's great. Now have you ever heard of the Isle O' Hags? Or civilization? Cuz' I need to get there, and fast.

3 groans a little bit. This indicated to B_B where 3 is, since he is invisible.

3: Wouldn't you rather do something else instead?
B_B: No, I wouldn't. I have to save the world, uh, time, and, this dimention. It can't be done without me.
3: I guess that's why you were saved. Well, uh, I should probably take you to see the one who saved you, then.
B_B: Are they far?
3: It's a bit of a float. Follow me.
B_B: How? I can't see you?
3: Oh, right. Well, follow the scratches on the trees!

A scratch appears on a tree. B_B stares for a moment, then follows. He soon sees another tree get a scratch on it, then he moves there. Soon the scratches start appearing at a fast rate, but B_B is able to keep up with them because of his green egg. The scratches appear in no logical order. They sometimes double back, appear 20 feet above the previous one, or 20 feet below. After several minutes of strain, the scratches stop at a clearing.

B_B: *pant pant* Is this it?
3: Yeah.

The clearing is dark and misty. There is a big tree in the middle. The tree has a hole at its base that leads down.

3: Um, just to warn you, if you really want to go there, you're going to see whatever you fear most. It can't hurt you...I don't think. I don't know, because I see marshmallows when I go there.

B_B figures that 3 shutters here.

3: You'll reach a dead end, but then you'll know what to do. I guess I'll see you when you come out.
B_B: I'm not too sure about this.

3 remains silent.

B_B: 3?

More silence.

B_B: He must've left.

B_B relunctantly edges toward the tree. After mustering up enough courage, B_B enters.

About two minutes later, B_B comes back out.

3: Any luck?
B_B: Yeah! I'm supposed to head NE until I reach a long bridge that crosses this deep canyon, which seperates this place and the Isle O' Hags. It's about a three day journey, though. For me, it might be one day.
3: Oh, goody! You're on your way then!
B_B: Any chance you can guide me through these woods?
3: Okay, I will. But only until we get to the bridge. There might be marshmallows.

So B_B and 3 embark on their journey to the bridge... as the dark, hooded figure of GR follows.

R Hunter

20th December 2004, 10:21 PM

Grim shouldn't be able to hurt you since your're wearing the mystery mail. Watch out for his hands though

Banjzooie

20th December 2004, 11:10 PM

Heh I'll give it a shot. Have GJ ask both heads what they think the other head would say. You see the truth-telling head will speak honestly about the door, and the lie-telling spider will tell the truth also because that would be a lie. Uh...right?

Correct!
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GJ and Mojo sit, deep in thought, trying to think of what to ask Spiderzilla that will help them decide which door holds the fragment of the sheet of paper that says where PotO is.

Mogo: Hmmm... Blurbleglorpblorpgurgleblipblopglopgibble?

Spiderzilla (left head): We would gladly answer your question but...

Spiderzilla (right head): ...we cannot understand a word you just said.

Mogo: GLURP! Bublogurp... (AAAARRRGGGH! The curse of being a shake...)

GJ: Hmmm... I got it! Spider thing! Both of you! What would your brother say if you asked him which door was the correct one?

Left head: My brother would say the door on your right is the correct one.

Right head: My brother would say the door on your right is the correct one.

GJ: Then we go through the LEFT door.

Mogo: BLOP? *WWHHHAAAAAAAAAT??*

GJ and Mogo walk through the door on the left, hoping they didn't pick the one with certain doom, and find they were on the right track. They see a small chest. They open it *insert Zelda Treasure chest music here* and find a third of the paper that says where PotO is. They exit.

Mogo: Burbleglop? (how did that work?)

GJ: I don't know what you said, but if you're asking why it worked, the truth teller said his brother would have been lying that the right door was correct, and the liar said that his brother would have said the right door was correct, because if he said his brother would have said the left was the correct door, that wouldn't be lying. So, that means the left door was the correct one.

Spiderzilla (left head): Darn it.

Spiderzilla (right head): They ALWAYS get us with that one.
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Edit: Earlier, even though the left door was the correct door, I accidentally said that GJ and Mogo went throught the door on the right. I fixed that here.

R Hunter

20th December 2004, 11:58 PM

Thought so.;)

R Hunter

21st December 2004, 09:43 PM

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GJ and Mogo Head back to the main chamber of the temple and speak with Guard and Ally.

GJ: We got part of this paper that'll tell us where P.o.t.O is.

Ally: Good let's see what's on it.

They read the message on the paper...

The being that you seek lies in...

Mogo: Bloop Bloooop... (Great that was helpful...)

Guard: Remember this is only the beginning piece, you need the next two before you'll know where Phantom is.

Suddenly R Hunter's voice speaks to Mogo's mind!

R Hunter: Mogo!

Mogo: Gloop? (Huh?)

R Hunter: It's me Mogo!

Mogo: Bloop! Blooooooooooop??? ( R Hunter! It's you, but how are you talking to me???)

GJ: What's with you Mogo?

Ally: Someone might be speaking to his mind...

GJ: Can you tell who?

Guard: No but it seems that Mogo knows who it is..

R Hunter: Listen Mogo don't trust Grim!

Mogo: Blooooop. Glorp gloop glub! (Tell me about it. I still can't believe that jerk ditched us when we needed him!)

R Hunter: No Mogo there's more to it then that. He's been behind Dark Breegull's plot all along!

Mogo Blooooop? (Say what?)

R Hunter: Grim wanted to have everyone on the Isle O' Hags dead so that he'd get a huge bonus. However he couldn't do it himself so....

Mogo: Bloop glub gloop! (He got DB to do it!)

R Hunter: Right. Soon after you guys arrived at the end of time he showed up and was going to reap DB's soul for not doing his job. However DB convinved him to give him another chance and so grim rebuilt CK, and not long ago DB killed everyone on the island....

Mogo:....

GJ: Mogo looks really sad about something...

Guard: He must have gotten some bad news.

R Hunter: Grim'll try to lead you guys to DB. Don't let him do it! A copy of me should help...

Mogo: Bloop gloop glub bloop. (The last one that I made thought he was you.)

R Hunter: If you focus your mind you can make a copy of me with your mind in it. That's the power of the Dark Blue Egg! You can make a copy of any person you've seen with either thier mind or yours.

Mogo: Bloop! Gloop glub gloop? (Cool! So can I speak normally through it?)

R Hunter: Yep you'll speak just like the rest of us.

Mogo: Bloop Blooooooooop gloop... (Good because I'm tired of not being understood...)

R Hunter: Shenoul and Snowagumon probably already know so just inform the others when you get a chance.

Mogo: Bloop! (Sure!)

R Hunter: Well I have to go Mogo but I'll be watching you guys, make Grim and DB pay for what they've done!

Mogo: Bloop gloob glub! (Don't worry they won't get away with it!)

And as suddenly as it appeared R Hunter's voice fades away...

Ally: Pray that who ever that was gave Mogo some good news...
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Just felt like adding that. ;)

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

24th December 2004, 02:31 AM

(yeah i know i'm kinda slacking. I gotta think up a challenge for Shenoul and Snowagumon. I'm so lazy during break.)

R Hunter

29th December 2004, 06:58 PM

It's ok but there is a problem. see shenoul and snowagumon both have different eggs inside them and you rarely see a digidestined and partner digimon apart so... are they going to split up and take thier challenges or combine them and go together? Oh and I figure that I'll handle GJ and Kazooie's challenges if no one minds.

Banjzooie

1st January 2005, 03:32 AM

OOC: I just realized I forgot to put BK in a group to search for PotO. Okay, let's say that they're with BB in the door on the right, trying to get through the endless fog.
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Banjzooie and B98 stand in front of the huge, four armed, four sword-wielding statue, B98 with a look of horror on his face and BZ looking thoroughly unsurprised, knowing something like this would happen.

BZ: Hey you, statue guy. I just realized, I forgot to give you a Christmas present on Christmas last week. You're gonna get one though. Close your eyes, and hold out your hands, statue.

Statue: *drops swords* Oh goody! *Closes eyes and holds out all four hands*

B98: WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

BZ: *whispering to B98* I have a plan.

BZ gets a look of intense concentration on his face, clenches his fists and shakes. He lays a green and brown egg. He then puts it in a box and wraps it in Santa Claus wrapping paper. He puts it in the statue's hands.

BZ: You can open your eyes now. *whispering to B98* We gotta get out of here quick while he's distracted.

B98: But the exit still has bars covering it.

BZ: I know, we're going out through the entrance.

BZ and B98 sneak out of the room through the entrance and shut the door.

B98: So what was that egg thing?

BZ: You'll see soon enough. 5... 4... *sounds of wrapping paper being ripped come from the room* 3... *statue opens box* 2... *statue pulls out the green and brown egg* 1...

Statue: Huh, what's this?

BZ: ...0!

A massive explosion that sounds oddly like a fart is heard coming from the statue's room.

B98: Was that a bomb?

BZ: Sort of. You better take this. *gives B98 a clothespin*

B98: Huh?

BZ: *puts a clothespin on his nose* Trust me.

BZ and B98 reenter the room and are greeted by a horrible odor.

B98: AAAUUUUGGHH! That SMELL! *puts clothespin on nose*

The statue is unconsious.

BZ: That was a bomb all right. A STINK bomb! My best egg, because the smell can knock anyone within a mile of it unconsious, but I try to keep from using it because I don't want to knock anyone other than enemies out by accident.

B98: What's that stink bomb egg made of?

BZ: Do you REALLY want to know?

B98: Uh, on second thought, no.

BZ: Good choice.

The bars that covered the exit lift and BZ and B98 enter, finding in a chest the middle of the paper that says where PotO is. They go back to GJ, Mogo, Ally and Guard (closing the door behind them so the stench won't seep into the rest of the temple).

GJ: Hey... How come you guys have clothespins on your noses?

BZ and B98: *embarrassed* What clothespins? *take them off*

BZ: We got the paper.

The top and middle of the paper glow, and join together, leaving only the bottom part missing. It reads:

The being that you seek lies in possession of an evil force, accompanied by two more of himself, on the cliff top of the Isle o Hags. He fights with his arch enemy, but unbeknownst to him his foe is only a doppleganger. Exactly which time period he resides in is...

GJ: We're almost there, now we just need to know where in time he is.

BZ: He fights with his arch enemy... That would be R Hunter, wouldn't it?

B98: Yeah, but he's dead!

GJ: It says he's only a doppleganger though.

BZ: Yeah, a clone! Now we know where that RH clone Mogo made went. That can't be good.

B98: It says there's THREE of PotO!

Ally: One of him each from the past, present, and future.

Guard: Once we have the bottom piece, we will know what time era he's in.

Meanwhile, BB and BK are still trying to get through the endless fog to the chest on the other side.

BB: I don't get it. We've been walking straight for hours and we haven't moved an inch.

Banjo: I'm no good with puzzles...

Kazooie: I know! We have to collect 70 stars first!

Long silence.

Kazooie: It's a JOKE!

Banjo: NOT helping...

BB: Stupid bird, why don't you make yourself useful and fly us over the fog?

Kazooie: Hey, good idea!

Banjo stuffs BB into his backpack next to Kazooie and they take flight, but just as Kazooie starts to move forwards she finds she's not moving, though she can feel she's pressing on something. She trys beak bombing it but only gets a bent beak. She spits a grenade egg at it, but only ends up with a face full of soot.

Kazooie: There's some sort of invisible wall here!

BB: Hmm...

BB pulls out a can of black spray paint, sprays it, and the air in front of them turns black. He instructs Kazooie to fly in various directions while he sprays, and eventually they can clearly see a solid black wall in front of them.

BB: That solves the problem of why we haven't been moving...

Kazooie: It doesn't tell us how to get past it though.
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OOC: Someone else get BB and BK past the wall, I'm too lazy to think of a solution. If you don't get the 70 stars joke, it's referring to Super Mario 64's endless stairs that require 70 stars to get past. BTW Happy New Year everyone!

R Hunter

1st January 2005, 08:34 PM

I thought the endless stairs thing sounded familiar DUH!. ok then I'll get BB and BK outta there then.
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Banjo: If only R Hunter were here...

BB: Yeah he was good with puzzles...wait.

BK: What?

BB: He might not be here in body but...(BB unsheaths the riddle sabre) he did leave us some help.

BB stands back and hits the wall with a SnS slash, the wall groans from the blow but still stands.

Kazooie: Now what?

Banjo: Well the wall almost broke there.

R Hunter: Yes it was a good try.

BB: Well thanks but...What the!?

BB and Bk spin around and see...

All: R Hunter!

R Hunter : Yo.

BB: I thought you were...

R Hunter: I am but since my soul is inside the Dark Blue egg I can speak with you guys for a bit, not long however since doing so uses a lot of energy.

Banjo: Guh huh! It's a pleasure to meet ya! (holds out hand)

R Hunter: Likewise Banjo (also holds out hand but it passes through Banjo's)

Kazooie: I heard that you were good but if you were you'd still be alive.

R Hunter: My death was inevitiable, but back to my visit: you guys are having trouble getting past this wall right?

BB: Yeah...wait you had to do this challenge before right?

R Hunter: In the distant past yes.

Banjo: Can you remember how you got past it?

R Hunter: (thinking) hmm...If I remember correctly this wall will stand against any attack.

Kazooie: well then how are we going to pass it then?

R Hunter: You're thinking along the wrong lines. If this wall will stand no matter how hard you hit it...

BB: The wall responds to violence!

R Hunter: and if violence won't get you past...

Banjo: then we need to think peaceful thoughts...

as soon as the words leave Banjo's mouth the wall vanishes in a flash.

Kazooie: Oh come on!

R Hunter: Actually this was the easiest challenge that I had. I found more trouble with the two-headed spider.

BB: ok then let's get that paper!

BB and the others run up the stairs and find a chest at the top they open it grab the paper and head back to the others

GJ: What happened to you guys?

BB: Long story but we couldn't have done it without...

BB and BK look around but R Hunter is no where to be found.

Banjo: he must have left as soon as we figured out the puzzle.

BZ Who?

Kazooie:...it's nothing. So do we have all the pieces of paper now?

Guard: yes so let's see where P.o.t.O is...

The paper pieces glow and fuse together forming a compelete sheet. the group gathers around and reads the paper: The being that you seek lies in possession of an evil force, accompanied by two more of himself, on the cliff top of the Isle o Hags. He fights with his arch enemy, but unbeknownst to him his foe is only a doppleganger. Exactly which time period he resides in is the time of which you all reside in.

BB: Wait so that means...

GJ: He's in our time period!

B98: We went through all this to find out that he's where we all come from?!?!?

Shenoul: We just found out as well.

BZ: How?

Snowagumon: Some of you have memories of P.o.t.O, these allowed us to find his spirit.

Andre: Well now that we know where he is, shouldn't we be going now?

Kazooie: yeah since he's also fighting a copy of R Hunter.

BB: R Hunter never said much about Phantom, I wonder how much hatred he had for him...

Ally: the copy that was made was not a perfect one.

Guard: Since that was Mogo's first attempt the copy felt the emotions that R Hunter had long since learned to control.

R Hunter: Yeah I have no bad feelings toward Phantom anymore.

BB: R Hunter!

GJ: I take it that you helped BB and the others?

Mogo: Bloop! bloop!

Ally: And probably was the one speaking to Mogo as well.

R Hunter: Mogo if you concentrate you can void the copy that you made.
A flash of light will emenate from the Dark blue egg cancelling any copies that have been made.

B98: So I'm curious...if we do bring Phantom back with us what will you do?

R Hunter: (smiling) You'll just have to find out won't you?

BB: ok let's go!

BZ: Right!

BB and BZ combine thier time magic and the group travels to the cliff top toward P.o.t.O
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There...I leave getting P.o.t.O back with the group to someone else.
Remember he is still has Devil Bottles in him. Have Fun! :D

R Hunter

3rd January 2005, 11:39 PM

*breathes life into thread* Live curse you! Live!:D

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

4th January 2005, 03:06 AM

meh it's just me. I am still too lazy to draw up challenges for shenoul and snowagumon. Shenoul has already faced all his challenges, that is why he is an Auric defender.

So hard ot think up anything for him.

R Hunter

6th January 2005, 09:12 PM

you know what I just realized? we haven't heard from Bolt in a while...who was doing that again? I think that it was you Banjzooie...

Banjzooie

8th January 2005, 05:38 AM

OOC: You're right, R, I forgot about Bolt. The last thing I've heard about him is that he was transported to the past during the time rip. I'll start it off from there.
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*1 minute before the time rip*
Bolt: Air-Raid! It's been 5 hours since I sent you to work on those SnS cartridges! Aren't you done YET?!

Air-Raid: Yeah, I was done 4 hours ago.

Bolt: Why did you not tell me? Bring them in!

Air-Raid appears, with 3 fully functional SnS cartridges.

Bolt: Well why are you just standing there? Give them to me!

Air-Raid: No.

That "no" echoes throughout the room. Bolt stairs at A-R dumbfounded. He then regains his composure.

Bolt: Say that again. I DARE YOU!!!

A-R: I will not give you the SNS cartridges!

Bolt: n00b guards! Take this traitor away!

n00b guards: No.

Bolt: What is WRONG with you people today? When you joined me you pledged eternal allegiance to me!

n-guards and A-R: Those days are over.

Wondering what's going on? Remember when Bolt used a Gameshark to bring Devil Bottles to life? When he did that he activated LBE's trap, the one that takes a move away when you use a GS, a move essential to gaining the eggs. In Bolt's case, he lost the ability to control his n00bs.

Bolt: You have a lot of nerve!

Just then, time shatters into millions of pieces, and, in an effort to repair itself, forms into three eras, past, present, and future. Bolt and his n00bs were sent to the past with BK, though they never crossed paths. In the past, Bolt and the n00bs find that they are still in the ice key cave, in a large bare space.

Bolt: What the?! Where am I? *takes out a pda* This thing must be broken. It says we're in my lair. But that can't be. Unless...

Bolt follows the path that is supposed to exit into Wozza's portion of the cave, however he just meets a wall. He pounds and pushes the wall, but it won't budge, because only the ice key can open it, and in the past it is still on it's pedestal. He remembers that before the ice key opened the door he had entered this secret part of the cave by underground tunnel. He uses a flamethrower to melt the ground and takes a shovel and digs his way out. He ends up exiting through one of Bottle's molehills, and goes up to Boggy's igloo. There is a newspaper in front of it. It says, "1998", the year of BK's birth. Realizing what this means, he squeezes back into the molehill and goes back to the ice key cave. He enters the large, vacant space, where the n00bs are still standing.

Bolt: I remember this place... This is where I built my lair. It is 1998, so I have not yet built it. But I could use this to my advantage. As BK is a new game and RWP has not yet formed, I could get rid of Subdrag before he builds it. That's the one thing that will get A-R to obey me again. First, though, I will need to shift from BK world to the real world.

Bolt initiates a program on his PDA that sends him to our world. He looks up Subdrag's address and goes to his house, and barges right in.

Bolt: Ah, Subdrag...

Subdrag: Huh? That's not my name...

Because Sub hasn't created RWP yet, he has yet to become known as Subdrag and only goes by his real name.

Bolt: But it will be. You created a monstrosity known as the Rare Witch Project, a website about the secrets within the BK games!and I have come to kill you for it.

Sub: Whhaaaat? I don't know what you're talking about! I haven't made any Rare Witch Project!

Bolt chases Sub with a pike. He corners Sub at his computer desk, and nearly spears him, but he gets out of the way just in time and the pike goes through Sub's computer, electrifying Bolt. Bolt's form flickers, and goes static like a TV, then disappears entirely.

Sub: Who was that guy?! *calms down* Hmmm... Me, make a website about BK's secrets? The Rare Witch Project... I like the sound of that. After I buy a new computer I might actually consider making that.
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OOC: Sorry I forgot to post about Bolt for so long. I thought it was a neat twist to say that Bolt, in trying to prevent RWP, actually caused it to happen. Of course, if it wasn't actually Sub who made RWP (I don't know whether it's him or Ice Mario, someone please tell me), then I'll have to take that part out. As for where Bolt is, the electric shock overloaded his PDA, which transported him back into the video game world and into another 1998 game, Sonic Adventure for the Sega Dreamcast (It came out in '99 in the US, but Japan got it a year earlier). Eventually he'll try to get to the end of time to steal the eggs, he figures that's the only way he'll be able to get rid of Sub. The n00bs are still stuck in the FP cave, I can't think of anything to do with them.

R Hunter

8th January 2005, 10:20 AM

leave em the n00bs are of little concern :D now as for bolt we'd better get the rainbow egg quick, it can be used by anyone without an egg inside them. unlike the others which can choose which person holds them. oooh speaking of which here's a power for one of the legendary eggs, the golden egg can purifiy souls and remove evil from an area or group of people. and since this egg is anicent it is very powerful, and although it can't totally beat LBE it will do some major damage to him. The egg is known as the Golden Egg of Sealing. i'll post platinum's later

Banjzooie

10th January 2005, 12:59 AM

Okay, I'm losing track of who has which eggs here. I know BB has red, me gray, B98 magenta, and Mogo blue. Mind filling in the blanks for me R? Thanks.

R Hunter

10th January 2005, 04:35 AM

No problem BZ
Blue Breegull: Green
Shenoul: Black
Snowagumon: Cyan
Andre: Golden
Banjo: White
Kazooie: Midnight Blue (Mogo has Dark blue)
And lastly BB's other character the "Wanderer" has the Platinum.
if you want to know what each egg does let me know

Banjzooie

11th January 2005, 01:59 AM

Thanks, what does each egg do? I know BB's red allows him to make shields, B98's magenta can bring back people that fell in battle, my gray is time traveling, Mogo's dark blue allows him to make copies of people, and Andre's golden purifies souls. What do the others do?

R Hunter

11th January 2005, 05:57 PM

Green: Speed
Yellow: Energy Draining
White: Light magic (Evil can't stand light)
Midnight Blue: Mimic (Any attack the holder has seen can be mimiced)
Black: Spirit ( You can leave your body and explore in secert)
Cyan: Invisibility

As for platinum I haven't decided yet, so I guess I'll leave it to everyone to pick again. Remember though since this egg is really old we something very cool.

Banjzooie

12th January 2005, 11:33 PM

Thanks a bunch, R.

Edit: In my previous post I accidentally made Sub say something that Bolt was supposed to say. I fixed that. For this next post, I'm combining it with PotO's post from earlier about his side of the story.
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PotO [Present] wakes up on the top of a cliff top, and finds himself fading in and out of reality. BB and the gang then suddenly appear on Cliff Top.

B98: Hey, look! There's P-*BB covers B98's mouth*

BB: *whispering* Be quiet! There's a vicious R Hunter clone roaming around here, remember?!

GJ: Why is PotO fading in and out of reality?

BZ: Probably an after effect of the time rip, because he caused it. The marks left in time by him fighting his past self earlier won't be easy to heal.

PotO [Present]: Argh...my head. Where am I? When am I?

A giant, horrific beast trudges up behind him

GJ: *just barely holding in a scream* Oh, gross!

Beast: You're in the present...Phantom.

PotO [present] spins around and draws the reaver, which is, unlike Phantom [present], not fading in and out of reality

PotO: Creature! Who are you!?

Beast: You know, Phantom...I am Weldar...the famous member of the RWPF. You included me in your story a while back...I've come from another world to finish the score with you...and I've brought an avid fan...

R Hunter appears out of nowhere and draws his "Riddle Sabre"

BB: *whispering* There's the R Hunter clone.

BZ: *whispering* Mogo, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to give that clone such a powerful sword.

BB: *whispering* Don't worry, that Riddle Sabre's only a copy. It can't be nearly as powerful as the original, maybe one third as much.

R Hunter: Oh, I've waited for this moment! Ever since your story stopped...I've been determined to fight you one last time. Now...It's just you...and...me...

Weldar: And me.

R Hunter: Right.

PotO [Past] appears out of nowhere and draws his reaver, which, unlike Phantom [past], is fading in and out of Reality.

B98: Two PotOs!

BB: SSSSHHHH!

PotO [past]: Phantom...look at yourself...

PotO [present]: I know...just like your reaver...

PotO [past]: It's time...

PotO [present]: Yes.

PotO [past]: There's just one thing missing...where's the-

The phantom of the Opera [future] appears out of nowhere and is fading, just like his SPAM Reaver.

B98: THREE POTOS?! THIS IS CRAZY!

BB is forced to create a sound barrier with the red egg to stifle B98's screams.

BB: *loses temper* SHUT UP MOLE!

B98: *whispering*You should talk, loud mouth!

BB: *furious*

PotO [future]: It is time...

PotO [past]: Yes, we've already talked about that.

Phantom [present] begins to shake and groan. Devil Bottles is taking control again.

BZ: *whispering* Looks like DB is taking control.

Poto-DB: No! I won't let you do it...That'd kill me! ...hurry! Stab me with the Reaver!

Phantom [Past] moves forward to skewer Phantom [present], but R Hunter strikes the reaver with his sword.

R Hunter: You're not going anywhere...until you fight me...

Weldar: But...which Phantom would you fight?

R Hunter: All of them.

PotO [Past]: *Gulps*

PotO [future]: Meh, been there, done that.

PotO-DB: Yes! And I shall help you kill them! ...no! Resist! Resist! I must kill them to kill you...and myself!

GJ: I'm not just standing by and watching this happen! C'mon, charge!

BB and the gang burst onto the scene. As Poto-DB is about to stab himself with the Spam reaver, GJ strikes his arm with her reaver (though not hard enough to cut him), causing him to drop his.

Poto [all]: Fools! Get out of here before you mess things up more!

Poto-DB: If... I do not... kill myself... DB will take over and kill all of us! *picks up his Spam reaver*

This time B98 and GJ move towards Poto-DB to try and pull the reaver away, but PotO [future] grabs B98 and PotO [past] grabs GJ.

PotO [future]: If you try to interfere....*holds reaver to B98's throat*

PotO [past]: Then we will make sure you don't. *holds reaver to GJ's throat*

B98: We just want to save our friend!

GJ: And YOU'RE not gonna stop us! *kicks PotO [past] in you-know-where, causing the other two to feel it as well, and all three of them to drop their reavers and captives, and fall to the ground, immobilized by pain.*

BZ: *spits an ice egg at PotO-DB, freezing him so he can't hurt himself and DB can't take over* That won't last forever. We've gotta find a solution to this fast!

GJ and PotO [past] are standing with their reavers locked, each trying to overcome the other. B98 relies on the only weapon he has: his teeth. Then the R Hunter clone and Weldar join the fray and it becomes a battle royale. Time begins to stretch and crack as they all fight.

BZ: *Notices he is starting to fade* Aw no... I can use the grey egg's time powers to try and hold time together... *he glows, and his wings are clenched as though desperately holding on to something.* ...But after a time rip, and BK's weakening time by taking Jiggies from the past, time won't last very long even with my help. *Wings stretch to full length as though two people are pulling on BZ from opposite ends, and BB joins him in holding time together with his own time powers*

Mogo then suddenly hears the real R Hunter.
RH: Eliminate the clone.

Mogo concentrates and tries to make the clone disappear, but it doesn't work.

RH: The power of his armor must be protecting him from your powers. Bring me to BB and BZ. *Mogo goes up to BB and BZ* I no longer have enough energy to talk to him on my own, but with the dark blue egg you can create a projection of me which I can speak through, Mogo.

A semi-transparent version of RH appears in front of BB and BZ.

BB: R Hunter!

RH: Listen carefully. BB, I need you to slash my clone's armor off.

BB: But how? I can't even get near him as long as he's got that sword!

RH: His is a fake. As soon as the real Riddle Sabre locks blades with it, the fake sword will disappear, leaving the clone open. Once you get rid of his armor, Mogo will be able to make him disappear. Someone is bound to notice and shout that the clone is gone, distracting everybody long enough for BZ to shoot one of those stink bomb eggs I've heard of and knock everybody out. Then we'll have time to free the present PotO from DB's control, and take him out of here before anymore damage is done. You'll have to act fast, as time is literally running out.

BB: Okay, but this is cutting it kinda close...

BB stops holding time together, leaving it up to BZ to keep another time rip from happening. BB draws his Riddle Sabre and ambushes the RH clone.
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I modified parts of Poto's side of the story. In PotO's original post, Weldar said that PotO was in the future, but I had him say he was in the present, to match up with what the paper said. I also changed it so R's sword was called by it's real name (PotO's original post referred to it as the "Hot 'n Spicy Spam blade").

R Hunter

13th January 2005, 11:14 PM

yup the "Hot 'n spicy Spam Blade" was my original weapon when he and I fought. ah those were the days...:D

R Hunter

16th January 2005, 11:21 PM

*sighs* I'd have figured the RPG would have picked up again by now...:(

Banjzooie

17th January 2005, 05:32 PM

I'm kinda hoping for BB to make the next addition to the RPG, seeing as how he's going to be battling the R Hunter Clone. Though if he doesn't turn up soon I'll continue it, unless you want to R.

R Hunter

17th January 2005, 07:06 PM

yeah i was hoping BB'd take it too. but if he doesn't you take it, I have something planned for when the group retunrs to the temple

Banjo's Banjo

17th January 2005, 09:42 PM

Yeah about that: I've lost track of all that's happened to BB. It's probably best that someone takes over that character for me (I've also been busy lately, so my posting on the rpg might be a minimum. I'll still post from time to time to update the Wanderer character :mazza ).

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

20th January 2005, 11:59 AM

ooc: ok i am just gonna move my ass and do something funny

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*snowagumon and shenoul go through thier own challenge doors*

"what are you doing here?" a voice says to each of them

"Saving this world from descrution by brining it into the auric plane"

"Well... I can't figure out how to challenge either of you... For some reason you have already been challenged more than me... you're giving me the creeps. Just take the eggs and go."

*each of them* "umm... ok"

*about 30 seconds after they enter, they both exit the challenges having finished them*

OOC: well it is some movement in the storyline at least. i can't move LBE since everyone is at the end of time, multiple futures from thier original time could be assumed where he wins or is defeated.

R Hunter

20th January 2005, 06:30 PM

uh the doors aren't even open yet...but ok that'll work, i'll give them thier upgrades as soon as the group gets back to the temple :D

R Hunter

2nd February 2005, 02:56 AM

(Looks around) Hello?... :confused: (R Hunter's hello echoes in the empty thread)
Fine then i'll post! :p
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Orignally Posted By Banjzooie
A semi-transparent version of RH appears in front of BB and BZ.

BB: R Hunter!

RH: Listen carefully. BB, I need you to slash my clone's armor off.

BB: But how? I can't even get near him as long as he's got that sword!

RH: His is a fake. As soon as the real Riddle Sabre locks blades with it, the fake sword will disappear, leaving the clone open. Once you get rid of his armor, Mogo will be able to make him disappear. Someone is bound to notice and shout that the clone is gone, distracting everybody long enough for BZ to shoot one of those stink bomb eggs I've heard of and knock everybody out. Then we'll have time to free the present PotO from DB's control, and take him out of here before anymore damage is done. You'll have to act fast, as time is literally running out.

BB: Okay, but this is cutting it kinda close...

BB stops holding time together, leaving it up to BZ to keep another time rip from happening. BB draws his Riddle Sabre and ambushes the RH clone.

BB: Take this!
RHC: What!?

The R Hunter Clone manages to block BB's slash with his "Riddle Sabre" but just as the real R Hunter said when the two blades meet the fake disappears.

RHC: But How!?

BB: Your "Riddle Sabre" was a fake just like you.

RHC: But I...I see that's why I can't remember anything after CK right?

BB: (nodding) Yes the real R Hunter died in a fight with LBE.

RHC:.....My existence is a burden to the group and time itself...
Well cmon! Do what you came to do! Remove my armor!

BB: But what about you?

At that moment Banjzooie begins groaning under the strain of trying to hold time together.

BZ: Gotta...keep...trying...

RHC: I may not be the genuine acticle but he and I do share something: We know what's best for the planet. Go on BB do it.

BB: Thanks.

BB slashes off the clone's armor and yells to Mogo.

BB: Mogo! NOW!!!

Mogo concentrates and using the power of the Dark Blue egg the clone begins to vanish...

RHC: Oh well...that fight with P.o.t.O will have to wait.

BB: I'm sorry.

RHC: Forget it BB, i'm a fake anyway there's no need to worry about me. I wish you and everyone else well.

As those words leave the clone's mouth he disappears into nothingness.

BB:...

Weldar: What!? R Hunter is gone!

The group stops fighting and looks around for the clone. Meanwhile BB rushes over to BZ and tells him R Hunter's plan.

BZ: Ok that should work. But you'll need to remove Devil Bottles from our P.o.t.O.

BB: We still don't know what Andre's egg does but I have a feeling...

BZ: You'd better hold your nose this isn't going to be pleasent...

BZ lets go of time and creates another stink bomb egg. He aims toward the whole group

BZ: Here we go!

BZ tosses the egg into the air, as it hits the ground a loud fart sound is heard for miles and a large green cloud surrounds the cliff top. BB and BZ however have thier noses covered so they are the only ones not totally KO'd :D (for some odd reason I had fun typing this...)

BB: Geez! Even if my nose is covered it still reeks!

BZ: Complain about it later we need to wake Andre up!

BB: Right. Andre!

Andre: ooooooooooogh....

BZ: Andre!

Andre: My nose is BURNING!

BB: Good he's up. Andre listen we need you to see what your egg does.

Andre: How?

BZ: Try using it's power on the P.o.t.O from the present.

Andre: Uh sure ok...

Andre walks over to P.o.t.O and tries to use his SnS power but to no avail

Andre: It's no use guys nothing's happening.

P.o.t.O-DB: Ahhhhh....

BZ: Shoot! He's waking up!

At that moment R Hunter speaks to Andre.

R Hunter: Remember Andre your egg needs you to know what it's power is before you can use it.

Andre: We have no time for that! Time iself is breaking apart and we have no way of sealing it!

By saying the word "Sealing" Andre unknowingly awakens his egg power.

Andre: Whoa all of a sudden I feel strange...

R Hunter: Try again.

Andre concentrates and removes Devil Bottles from P.o.t.O.

P.o.t.O [Present]: He's gone... Devil Bottles is gone!

Weldar: urghhhh...

Shenoul: What was that!?

B98: Well now I know what that statue went through...

The three P.o.t.O's move over to BB and BZ.

[Past]: We need to go back to our time periods!

[Future]: If that happens time should repair itself.

BZ: Ok I can send you both back.

[Present]: Take care. And i'm sorry for the mess.

[Future]: Don't apolgize you'll cause a lot more.

[Past]: Not really something we needed to know...

BB: Ready BZ?

BZ: Yeah let's hurry!

Combining thier magic BB and BZ send the past Phantom back to the moment when he first met Banjo and the others. They also send the Phantom form the distant future to his uncertain time... Once this is done time repairs itself and everything returns to normal. As this happens Weldar goes back to his dimension.

Weldar: Nooo! I haven't finished Phantom!

P.o.t.O: And you never will.

Like the R Hunter clone before him Weldar also disappears.

GJ: Well i'm glad that's over.

Snowagumon: Yeah but what about Phantom?

P.o.t.O: I'm fine, Andre removed Devil Bottles from my body.

B98: How'd you know what your egg did?

Andre: To be honest R Hunter helped me out with that.

P.o.t.O: But he vanished didn't he? How could he have helped you? And what do you mean egg?

BB: We don't have time to explain here. Let's go back to the end of time and Ally will fill you in.

P.o.t.O: "Ally" hmm? Well whatever let's go then.

Using BZ's Grey egg and his own time magic BB transports the group back to the end of time...
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Ok let's see if this livens thing up! :mad:

R Hunter

2nd February 2005, 07:05 PM

(a tumbleweed can be seen lazily rolling by) Ok this is getting old... :rolleyes:
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The group lands back at the temple.

BB: Ally we've brought Phantom back with us!

Ally: So I see. Bring him into the temple.

P.o.t.O: I take it i've been missed.

B98: Greatly.

The group walks into the temple and over to "Ally" who is standing next to the trial doors

Ally: So you are the one known as the "Phantom of the Opera".

P.o.t.O: That's me. But where is R Hunter? I heard he was travelling with you.

BB:.....

GJ: He...

P.o.t.O: Well?

Ally: He's no longer alive.

P.o.t.O: (laughing) Yeah right he wouldn't have died until he got his rematch with me!

BZ: He's not lying.

Shenoul: R Hunter fell in battle with LBE.

P.o.t.O:...I see, but then who was...?

Snowagumon: A clone we made to help find you. But when time started falling apart he fell through and wound up with weldar.

P.o.t.O: I assume his spirit was what helped Andre then?

Andre: Yeah about that....

Ally: Your egg is known as the Golden egg of sealing. It can remove and seal away evil.

P.o.t.O: Wait do you mean a SnS egg!? I don't see it.

And so Ally brings Phantom up to speed about everything that's happened thus far...

P.o.t.O: Ah so you needed someone to hold the tan egg then.

Ally: Yes

Ally begins chanting and as he does the tan egg fuses with Phantom.

P.o.t.O: Well that's done. but what about the door-

The temple begins shaking violently as the doors open. As they do R Hunter's voice reaches out to everyone.

R Hunter: Be careful doing these, they are meant to challenge your natural ability and you SnS mastery.

BB: Ok once we get to the end what then?

R Hunter: There'll be a pedistal at the very back of the trials, place your egg in it and both you and it will be powered up. you will also get your ultimate weapon.

P.o.t.O: I already have my ultimate weapon.

R Hunter: you have not yet gotten all the cans of spam Phantom. you may recieve one if you can compelete your trial.

BZ: Ok who goes first?

Shenoul/Snowagumon: I will.

Now as EnEnDaR posted Shenoul and Snowagumon had been through so many challenges before they had no need to do another so they go straight to thier pedistals

Shenoul: (placing his Black egg in the pedistal) Ok now what?

Suddenly Shenoul is hit with a beam of black light, as this beam hits him his digivice is filled with a mystical energy. Also his bow changes shape and glows black.

Shenoul: What...?

R Hunter: Your digivice has been powered up. you can now...well i'll let you find that out. Also your bow has been empowered to become the SnS Bow the ultimate weapon for the bearer of the Black egg.

Shenoul: Thanks but speaking of which...?

R Hunter: it too has been powered up, Not only can you leave your body but you can now make others leave thiers as well. also you can combine your egg's magic with anyone else who has completed thier trial.

Shenoul: Combine?

R Hunter: Yes for example if the cyan egg's invisibility power and the red egg's barrier power were combined you'd have a barrier that would make anything behind it completely hidden.

Shenoul: Cool.

R Hunter: I have to go i'm the guide for the trials. you and snowagumon might have not needed me but the others may.

Meanwhille...

Snowagumon (placing his cyan egg in the pedistal) Ok i'm ready!

Like shenoul Snowagumon is hit with a beam of colored energy, cyan in his case. As the beam hits him a bluish light seperates from him.

Snowagumon: Ok that was fun...

????: Yeah tell me about it...

Snowagumon: You can say that...wait who are you?

????: I'm Frostgabumon. I'm here to help you and Shenoul.

Snowagumon: Cool!

R Hunter: You and Frostgabumon are tied to one another and to shenoul. Your Cyan egg can also make not just you but anyone you want turn invisible, plus you can combine it's magic with any other eggs that have completed the trial.

Frostgabumon: We should go.

Snowagumon: Ok.
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And there you have it. Remember when someone completes a trial they will get a ultimate weapon and thier egg will power up so it's effects can affect others and it's effects can be combined with another egg. I'll do Kazooie and BB. Oh and Banjzooie Since bolt wasn't in the Banjo universe when time fixed itself he's still in sonic adventure. I figure you can get him out when 2 more trials are completed.

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

2nd February 2005, 07:49 PM

OOC: I HATE season 4.... Shenoul has a crest-digivice. (a digivice in the shape of his crest). If you think that you've seen the extent of auric power you havent seen anything yet. I am not taking to well to the frostgabumon dna evolve idea.. but i do have an idea. I'l write it in later. Just pause and let me post before we face LBE this will be an awesome evolution. Omnimon is sooooo weak compared to what you'll see.

I am still here since we have our stuff done it is now up to the rest of the dissapearing players to post thier stuff then you get to see the evolutions...

R Hunter

2nd February 2005, 09:34 PM

ok then make any changes you see fit. I can't wait to see what you come up with.

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

3rd February 2005, 09:46 PM

ooc: only change-- his digivice is not a d-tector, it's a crest-device. a large shape of his crest, the crest of heart(not love, but heart which means drive to succeed.) with the screen, buttons, and a card slash. I'll also give him an upgraded SnS Bow.

R Hunter

3rd February 2005, 10:16 PM

ooc cool but Snowagumon also needs a upgrade since he holds an egg too. I'm too lazy to post right now but i'll do one later

Banjzooie

4th February 2005, 01:42 AM

BZ enters his trial door.

R Hunter: Banjzooie... Your trial has to do with your grey egg's time powers. You have to prove that you can stealthily, effectively and wisely travel through time.

BZ: Okay. What first?

R Hunter: You will have three tests. First is the test of stealth. You must travel back to the time of the dinosaurs, near the time where the meteor strikes. There, you will see a tree fall on a dinosaur, who will then die. You must travel a very specific path and take the dead dinosaur back with you without being seen by the living dinosaurs, before the meteor hits. If you stick to the path, you should not be seen. Also, if you kill so much as one butterfly time will forever be changed, so watch where you step. And obviously, don't stop the meteor, because then the dinosaurs will never die. No pressure, BZ.

BZ: No pressure, right...

BZ uses the gray egg to travel to the end of the Cretaceous period. He looks around and sees a small forest surrounding him, and a clear blue sky. Suddenly, the gray egg leaves BZ's body and floats in the air.

BZ: Huh?!

R Hunter: The gray egg will wait for you to come back with the dead dinosaur. Obviously this means no bailing out.

The grey egg creates a gray path on the ground in front of BZ.

RH: Follow this path, don't kill a butterfly or bigger, and don't be seen!

BZ: Okay.

For five minutes BZ travels carefully along the gray path with nothing eventful. The meteor can now be seen as a miniature speck in the sky. Suddenly BZ hears a sound and hides behind a tree, but it's only a primitive rat. Six minutes, BZ hides behind another tree waiting for a herd of raptors to pass. The sky is now orange and the meteor is steadily growing larger in the sky. Seven minutes, BZ sees a tree fall on a dino, killing it. He takes the dinosaur and starts walking back.

BZ: That wasn't so hard...

???: ROOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

BZ: Spoke too soon... *hides behind a rock, hoping not to be seen*

Peeking from behind the rock, BZ sees a gigantic T-Rex coming his way, crushing everything in its path. BZ's first instinct is to run, but the T-Rex will see him if he does. He pulls out of his backpack... the GCN game Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. He inserts the CD into a GameShark laptop, also from his backpack. Upon boot-up the Gameshark displays this news bulletin of the GS world: It was recently revealed that an unknown person or people have placed a curse that will disable your best move if you use a GS.

BZ: Well that explains a lot. However, this is millions of years before that curse was placed, so this shouldn't effect me.

BZ spends a minute hacking Paper Mario 2's code, looking for something, while the T-Rex and Meteor get ever closer.

BZ: HERE IT IS! BOO'S SHEET!

BZ enters the Boo's Sheet code, and Boo's Sheet suddenly appears in front of him. He puts it on and becomes invisible. He puts away the GS computer, and just then the T-Rex's foot nearly squashes him, so he bolts with only two minutes left. He steps on a primitive rat!

BZ: Aw crud, wake up rat!

The rat remains motionless.

BZ: *sigh* Why me?!

BZ is forced to give the rat CPR so history won't be changed. It slowly opens its eyes, he lets it ago and it runs away.

BZ: Man am I glad I was invisible so no one saw that...

R Hunter: EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! Man how could you do that? UUUHHHH!

BZ: Wasn't easy. *Takes more time using mouthwash to get the rat germs out* BLEEEEAHHHH!

R Hunter: BZ! Ten! Nine!

BZ: AW Crud...*sees meteor is about to hit. Grabs the dead dino and bolts faster than he's ever run before*

RH: 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!

BZ touches the gray egg just as the meteor hits, and gets out in time. Part one of his trial is complete.
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OOC: Since BZ used the GS millions of years before LBE's spell, he isn't effected by it.

R Hunter

4th February 2005, 02:06 AM

ok my period of laziness is offcially over. by the way nice post BZ.
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Shenoul and Snowagumon exit thier trials and return to the main room of the temple.

BB: So how'd it go?

Shenoul: Not bad.

Snowagumon: If you do have trouble though R Hunter will help out.

BB: Hmm it's my turn next.

GJ: Good luck!

BB: Thanks...

BB enters the Red Egg's trial. He enters a room with odd markings and no appearent exit.

BB: What now? Maybe these drawings can give me a clue...

BB moves closer and inspects the markings, what is depicted is this: A warrior is shown with his hands outstreched with what appears to be a barrier around him.

BB: Ok so I'm supposed to use the Red egg's power here but then what?? Oh well I guess I'll see...

BB concentrates and creates a barrier. he then pushes it outward until it completely covers the room. He then realizes what he needs to do and pushes the barrier out even more, the room begins to crumble under the pressure and soon collapses.

BB: Let's hope i'm right.

As the dust settles BB notices that the room is actually much larger than what was shown. He also sees a door on the far side of the room.

BB: Clever.

BB begins to walk toward the door but stops for a moment....

BB: Hm..R Hunter!

R Hunter's voice answers in a low whisper

R Hunter: What is it BB?

BB: Your voice...

R Hunter: I've used a lot of energy but i'm ok.

BB: I'll have to fight in here right?

R Hunter: Yes. And do some more puzzle solving, good job by the way you figured that last one out quickly.

BB: Am I allowed to use your Riddle Sabre?

R Hunter: I gave it to you it's yours now.

BB: When we re-create the rainbow egg...

R Hunter: Do what's in your heart. Worrying over something for too long can cause a loss of focus.

BB: Ok then we'll worry about it when it's time.

R Hunter:...ood lu.....

BB: R Hunter?

(slience)

BB:...must be weak. i'll need to try to do this alone then.

BB opens the door and continues inside his trial.
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Part 2 will come later. Hopefully by then some of our other members will have returned... ;) Oh and to clear it up since i'm a spirit I can be in multiple places at once. I am losing energy though so when any of our members posts make sure that I sound weak.

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

4th February 2005, 02:23 AM

OOC: snowaugumon still has the frostgabumon yo help him out.

R Hunter

4th February 2005, 02:47 AM

ok then i'll edit my post to reflect your change.

Edit: by the way did anyone notice that the RPG is sticky now? :eek:

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

4th February 2005, 11:45 AM

yeah.. WOW

maybe it's showcase week for how wierd rpgs can become.

Gold Jinjo

4th February 2005, 03:11 PM

Edit: by the way did anyone notice that the RPG is sticky now? :eek:

Don't mind me popping in here -- but yeah, I thought since it's such an active topic, I'd promote it ;)

R Hunter

4th February 2005, 06:35 PM

Thanks Gold! Maybe now our our players will post.

Banjzooie

7th February 2005, 01:25 AM

In another dimension, Bolt Dragoon wakes up.

Bolt: Auuugggh... My HEAD! Where'd Subdrag go? When I find him...

Sonic: *Japanese*

Bolt: ...Come again?

Sonic: *Japanese* Tails? *Japanese*

Bolt: What's going on here?!

Sonic: Tails, *Japanese*

Bolt takes out his PDA. It reveals that he's in Sonic Adventure, in the first level, Emerald Coast. It also says he's still in 1998.

Bolt: No wonder. As of 1998, Sonic Adventure had only been released in Japan.

Bolt activates a Japanese-to-English translator on his PDA.

Sonic: Is that you Tails?

Bolt steps out of the shadows.

Sonic: You're not Tails... Where are ya buddy?!

Sonic runs off looking for Tails, with Bolt secretly following. He finds him and his prototype plane, which has crashed. They make their way back to the hotel.

Sonic: What happened, Tails? You're too good a pilot to just crash like that.

Tails: I was testing my new prototype propulsion system. It's got a few bugs to work out.

Bolt: *to himself* Ugh, the lipsyncing in this game is horrible!

Sonic: Why not just use my plane, the Tornado?

Tails: Thanks, Sonic, but when mine's done it should be able to run circles around yours! Check out this power supply! *reveals the purple chaos emerald*

Sonic: Woah! That's a chaos emerald!

Bolt: A chaos emerald? Hmmm...

Tails: Yup, I just happened to come across one of the seven chaos emeralds. So I figured, why not use it to power my plane? You've gotta come to my workshop, Sonic! It's in the Mystic Ruins!

Bolt: I'll follow them for now... Something tells me this could work in my favor...
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OOC: For a while Bolt's gonna wander around Sonic Adventure, trying to find ways to escape. The electric shock from Sub's computer that caused Bolt's PDA to transport him to Sonic Adventure completely overloaded and fried his transporter system, so he's marooned there for awhile, at least until after two more people finish their egg challenges.

R Hunter

7th February 2005, 06:07 AM

Right. Well you,me and EnEnDaR are here so we can get the whole group done but...BB is suposed to do the "Wanderer" And Blue's in charge of his character...Speaking of which I wonder if blue's ok? the last time he showed up was sometime in Jan.

Banjo's Banjo

7th February 2005, 11:43 PM

Well I'll still be around to update Wanderer from time to time. I'll probably take care of the egg challenge here in a bit. (I've been busy as of late, but things should settle down here soon. I'll continue updating then. Just wanted to let you all know I was at least still in it though.)

R Hunter

8th February 2005, 11:03 PM

cool that leaves just one member.

Banjzooie

10th February 2005, 02:18 AM

BZ returns to his trial room from the dinosaur's time.

BZ: Man, that was tough... So what do I do next R?

RH: Sorry...BZ...can't...

Silence.

BZ: ...R? R Hunter!

While all this has been happening, GJ and Mogo have been sitting around, waiting to be given permission to begin their challenges. Mogo, after many tries, finally managed to create an R Hunter clone with no mind of its own, one that he can control and speak through. Finally able to speak English through the RH clone, Mogo and GJ have been chatting the past half an hour or so.

Mogo (through the RH clone): So, tell me again... Exactly HOW did we get through the two-headed spider challenge?! They both said that the other head would have advised the right door, yet you chose the left... And we got through! How?!

GJ: *exasperated sigh* Mogo, this is the twentieth time now that I've tried to explain this to you. Listen more carefully this time! See, one tells the truth and one lies, right? I asked each what he thought the other head would say. The one that tells the truth, he told us truthfully that his lying brother would have pointed us towards the right door. The liar, his brother was honest and would have advised us toward the left, but if the liar told us that, then he wouldn't be lying. There, do you get it now?

Mogo: No... All this thinking is making my head hurt... Which is saying something, because beverages don't have heads!

R Hunter (to Mogo only): Know how you feel, Mogo, the spider took me forever to get past. But that's not important right now. Mogo, I've lost almost all my energy. I can still talk to you because we're linked by the blue egg, but I've nearly lost the ability to communicate with everyone else. I'm going to rest for a while and rejuvenate my energy, but as the others proceed with their challenges I'm going to ask you to tell them a couple things for me.

Mogo (to R only, in shake language): Bubblegupbepgemorg.(But I can't enter other's challenges...)

GJ: Huh? Who you talking to, Mogo?

RH: But you can create a clone of me inside the challenge rooms, and speak through him.

Mogo: Blurp.(Okay, then.)

Back in BZ's challenge room...

BZ: Where'd R go? Hmmm...

BZ suddenly notices a door. He goes through, and immediately finds himself in a room where he can see several events happening in time. He notices that several things that have happened, are changing. He sees Bottles mysteriously killed in 1998, so Banjo never saved Tooty, causing her and B98 to slowly disappear from the present and the end of time. He sees that Pot0 is knocked out and his spam reaver destroyed, depriving him of the means to help the crew get as far as they have, causing them to slowly go from the end of time back to the present because without Pot0 they gave up on getting the big whoop. Many other mysterious events occur. BZ travels to each of the crime scenes, but the culprit remains unseen. He goes back to the challenge room.

BZ: What now? I could use some help, R!

An RH clone suddenly materializes in front of BZ.

BZ: What happened, R?

Mogo (through the clone): Sorry, BZ. R's catching some Zs to recharge his spiritual energy. He told me what he wanted to say to everybody, though, so I'll fill in for him for just a part of yours and BB's challenges, after that he says he'll come back. Okay, let's see here... He said this is the test of wisdom. You need to be able to use your head when traveling time.

BZ: How's that help? I've thought about it and there isn't an explanation for time suddenly changing, no responsible person to be found...

Mogo: So look again. You're always so tense. Lighten up a little!

BZ: *sigh* Like that'll help...

BZ once again transports in time to where Bottles is mysteriously killed in BK. He watches Bottles, while waiting for Banjo to come out of his house to ask where Tooty went, suddenly clutch his head as though it was struck and fall for what seems like the hundredth time.

BZ: Maybe Mogo's right... When you're tense you actually do worse in whatever you're doing. I'll go back to five minutes before Bottles is killed and be calm this time.

BZ goes back five minutes, releases his tension in a large sigh and closes his eyes, relaxing. He then hears the very faintest sound of a footstep. He then hears another. The slow footsteps slowly accelerate towards Bottles from behind, and BZ hears a heart pounding in anticipation. He can even smell the putrid breath of Bottle's stalker. Without opening his eyes, BZ runs straight in the direction of the noise and smell and throws a kick.

???: Aaagh!

BZ opens his eyes. Bottles turns in the direction of the scream and BZ is forced to knock him unconsious with a wing whack to avoid being seen.

BZ: Sorry, Bottles, but if you saw me this would get even more messed up... All right, whoever you are, come on out!

A lizard-like creature holding a staff appears out of thin air, right in front of BZ, who jumps back, startled.

BZ: *catching breath* So... You're a chameleon, aren't you?

???: Very perceptive, mutant. I am known as Shade.

BZ: So, Shade, are you one of LBE's assasins? 'Cause anyone who's with him I take out on the spot!

Shade: I am no one's servent! I am much more then a mere minion. Consider me a lone fighter, a guerilla if you will.

BZ: Still, you're messing up time and I can't allow that!

Shade: You have no choice. I have the combat advantage. How can you stop what you can't see?

BZ: Then what do you call that nice bruise I gave you?

Shade: That was a lucky guess. *turns invisible*

BZ: Not exactly.

BZ closes his eyes and listens. He hears nothing at first. Then, he hears a loud stomp right behind him and feels the swoosh of the wind as Shade swings his staff down to club him. He grabs the weapon with both wings just in time.

Shade: How...?

BZ: Just because I can't see you doesn't mean I can't beat you. When I close my eyes, my other senses are heightend. I can hear your footsteps, feel the wind as you swing the staff, even smell your breath and... ugh, B-O. Didn't you put on any deodorant this morning?

Shade (insulted): *turns visible again* You! Anyone who can meet my punches and have the nerve to insult me like that doesn't escape me alive!

Shade puts his staff away, and pulls out a large, shining blade.

BZ: Hey, isn't that!...

Shade: Yes, it is the SPAM reaver in all its glory! I stole it from the Phantom! Isn't ironic, mutant, that your ally's blade will strike you down!

Shade moves to stab BZ in the heart. BZ evades the intended kill, and only gets a couple feathers and some fur shaved off. BZ wing-whacks the chameleon right in the stomach.

Shade: Farewell for now...

Shade tosses B98 the reaver, and then teleports out of 1998. BZ travels back to the time where it was stolen and places it next to Pot0. He then goes back to his trial room.

BZ: Mission accomplished! That advice about calming down was great Mogo! I didn't know you knew that Shade was invisible!

Mogo: I didn't. There was nothing cryptic about my advice. I just thought you needed to lighten up a little.

R Hunter

10th February 2005, 04:34 AM

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Meanwhile inside the Blue Egg...

R Hunter: I need to rest for a while i'm no use to anyone in this state...Luckily it shouldn't take too lon-

Suddenly R Hunter senses a powerful energy surge coming from PD's world, LBE has amassed enough negative energy for it to be felt in all other worlds in the Rare Universe,

R Hunter: Oh no...Mogo!

Mogo: Bloop? (Huh?)

R Hunter: LBE's managed to gather a tremendous ammount of dark power!

Mogo: Gurgle!? Bloooooop glop bloop! (What!? But we're not done with the trials yet!)

R Hunter: It's not enough to push the universe into darkness but our timeframe has been cut severely. When BB finishes his trial I need his SnS ability.

Mogo: Bloop gurgle mlop bubble? (Will a barrier work against all that power?)

R Hunter: On it's own no but if I can perhaps get some auric energy from Shenoul then we may have a chance of at least sealing PD's world off from the others. You know what you need to do.

Mogo Bloop! (Right!)

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Just felt like adding some excitement:D I'll post the rest of BB's trial tomorrow. oh and EnEnDaR since shenoul is as sensitive to negative energy as I am I figure that he should have also noticed the energy spike.

LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs

10th February 2005, 05:15 PM

*shenoul lurches forward, his nose starts to bleed a bit but stops quickly*

"what the hell was that?" *looks around for a second* "LBE is massively growing in power. It must have been one of the increases from 32 miles to 64 miles wide. We need to hurry up here."

R Hunter

11th February 2005, 02:24 AM

Ok let's finish off BB's trial...
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BB enters the next door of his trial, as he does 50 zombie-like monsters appear out of nowhere.
Zombies: Raaaaagh!!

BB: Oh this should be fun...
What do I do here? Fight or block them in?

BB has little time to ponder this question though as the horde rushes toward him. He dodges thier attacks and creates a barrier to buy himself some thinking time.

BB: Ok let's see...there's 50 of them, and no exit. that must mean i'm to fight here.

Zombies: Raaaaaaagh!!!!

BB: They may not be the sharpest tools in the shed but they look powerful, if they were to hit me i'd probably walk away with broken bones...

Suddenly a R Hunter Clone appears inside BB's barrier.

BB: R Hunter! What should I do here?

RHC: Sorry BB but R's resting right now, but I can help you out.

BB: Uh ok...wait if R's resting then that means...

RHC: Correct i'm Mogo.

BB: Cool. But getting back on topic...

Mogo: Right, this is your test of might. You must show your strength by beating all these monsters, be careful though as they can shatter bones as easily as you can punch through glass.

BB: Ah so that's where my SnS power comes in. Ok thanks Mogo I can handle it from here.

Mogo: One last thing after this you have one last trial to deal with but you can figure that one out for yourself.

BB: Ok then.
I'd better get started...

BB removes the barrier in a flash of light, blinding the monsters and giving himself the element of surprise. As the horde tries to regain thier sight BB rushes foward and using his pike takes out 4 zombies, he then leaps into the air and unsheaths the Riddle Sabre...

BB: SnS Storm!

Drawing power from his Red Egg BB flushes the room with the attack totally shredding the zombies leaving only one remaining...

BB: This should be a piece of cake...

However as BB moves in for the kill the lone zombie raises it's hands and as it does the remains of the other zombies begin to move toward it.

BB: (Leaping back) Maybe not.

As the remnants make contact with the zombie they fuse with it, this continues until the zombie becomes 30ft tall and has 4 arms.

Giga-Zombie: Brainnnnnnns!!

BB: Didn't see that coming, better be careful his strength must have doubled by now.

Despite it's size the giga-zombie moves quickly and begins punching at BB, who creates a barrier to protect himself. However as the zombie punches away at it the barrier begins to crack.

BB: Not good. I'm going to need to attack it soon or else.

The giga-zombie punches the barrier one more time and as the hit connects the barrier shatters. The zombie throws another punch but BB sees it coming and leaps onto the zombie's arm.

BB: Let's see you stop this!

BB rushes forward toward the zombie's head, the zombie meanwhile is swiping at his arm trying to get BB off of it. BB however jumps onto each arm that the zombie attacks with getting closer to his head....

BB: Let me try something new...SnS Tornado!

Filling the riddle sabre with red egg energy BB throws it spinning into the air. He then grabs his pike and begins spinning himself, and as his spinning synchs with that of the riddle sabre a whirlwind of red energy is formed.

Giga-Zombie: Uragh?

When the zombie makes contact with the tornado he is simultaneously blasted by the red egg's energy and shredded by the riddle sabre and BB. this completely destroys the zombie and makes a door appear at the other side of the room.

BB: Hmm I'll need to remember that move.

BB walks to the door and moves into the last area of his trial.

BB: Ok Mogo said I should be able to figure this one out, so let's take a look around...

Looking around BB sees a pedistal in the middle of the room, he also sees 15 eggs lying on the ground around the room.

BB: I get it only one is the real red egg. I just need to find which one.

BB moves around the room and examines the eggs, they all have the "?" mark on them and all look alike

BB: Ok what now...wait I have an idea.

BB unsheathes the riddle sabre and uses it's power to amplifly his egg, as he does one of the eggs in the room begins to glow.

BB: That's the one.

BB Picks it up and places it on the pedistal, opening another door.

BB: At last i'm done.

Walking into this room BB sees the altar where the red egg is to be placed.

BB: (Placing the egg) I have completed my trial!

A beam of red light hits BB causing him to gain armor, also his pike and the riddle sabre begin glowing and fuse together.

BB: What...?

When the light fades BB can see an axe floating in mid-air

BB: (grabbing the axe) This must be mine. Wonder what it does...

Suddenly another RHC appears and Mogo begins talking through it.

Mogo: That's the SnS axe, the ultimate weapon for the bearer of the Red Egg.

BB: It uses the same powers as the riddle sabre?

Mogo: Yes and has the power of your pike, Your egg has also gained power. You can now create shockwaves with it, also you can call up a barrier to protect or enclose anyone not just yourself.

BB: Anything else?

Mogo: One last thing, you can also combine it's powers with any other eggs that have been powered up.

BB: Cool i'm heading back then.
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Long post...jeez my fingers ache like you wouldn't believe right now.:(
I'll do Kazooie next so if you guys want to do anyone else feel free.