Ask Dr. Kablamooie.....OR ELSE!

[Kablamooie]

glitchman: Get in the basement.

Articerile: Eeza people gonna' die?

[Atomic Breegull]

Kab:
Why has this gone on for 34 pages? You never give straight answers.

[ConkerKing]

Dr.Kab,
Is this a question or a statement? [go into detail if you must]

[Kablamooie]

Atomic Breegull: If you come to me looking for straight answers, then you obviously don't know me.

ConkerKing: It's both.

[Atomic Breegull]

......

Kab:
You know, you're absolutely right. You're also contradicting yourself, because that was a straight answer. You never give straight answers.

[Kablamooie]

Yer' nose is mighty nice.

[Atomic Breegull]

........
I can't even think of anything sarcastic to say to that.

[Articerile]

Dr. Kab
This is a question.
Is this a statement?

[lamentofking]

lamentofgrunty: Twelfth, last time I checked.:eek: Dr. Kab, where is lamentofgrunty?

[glitchman]

dr kab.

while looking out the basement window, lamenofgrunty asked where lamentofgrunty is, so can i answer his question?

[Articerile]

Dr. Kab
Do you want to kill us all with a rusty chainsaw for asking you inane questions?

[gscodeseeker]

dear dr kabby

will i ever get a wii mmmk

[lamentofking]

Dr. Kab, why can't all people believe in buddha?

[ConkerKing]

Dr.Kabington of Wellsworth County,Florida,
Why can't people believe in God?

[Duker]

No, basements don't have windows.

[Kablamooie]

Articerile: No. And, as for your second question, yes. I will make sure that your deaths are slow and painful. :)

gscodeseeker: No.

lamentofking: I dunno. Oh, and we're not all Buddhists.

ConkerKing: I don't. People LOVE me, so they followed my example, and thus, Atheism was born.

[lamentofking]

Dr. Kab, are you not what you say you are even though you can be what people don't say you can be?

[Jinjonator]

Dr.Kab,
We are now in Forum Fun. Your thoughts?

[Kablamooie]

lamentofking: Ham.

Jinjonator: I wanna' go home.

[Keg]

Dr. Kab,

Doesen't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

[Kablamooie]

Unexpected? I didn't expect that.

[Articerile]

You can't expect the unexpected, as soon as you expect it it instantaniously becomes expected.

[Duker]

That means that you expect random things. Like this thread.

Dear Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... I won't give you any pleasure of... the second letter...

Is a parody of a parody fiction or non-fiction?

[actionwebgamer]

I didn't expect some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Dr. Kab:
Are you angry at me for banishing you to the cold, unforgiving environment of Forum Fun?

[Kablamooie]

Duker: It's a parody.

actionwebgamer: I wanna' go home.

[jumbo mumbo]

Dear Kab:

Did you lose tons of posts when this thread was originally moved to Forum Fun?

[Kablamooie]

Yes. Quite a few.

[Shaz]

Dr kab :)

You are a nOOb,what you gonna do about it?

[Doob]

Hey Kab,
Isn't Dmoss already back?

[Atomic Breegull]

Dr Kab:
Do you think forum fun sucks?

[Kablamooie]

Shaz: At least I can type correctly. Oh, and come back when you've been here for two frickin' years, okay?

The Doob: Yep. He's in the baseme-OUT TO LUNCH.

Atomic Breegull: Slightly, yes.

[Jinjonator]

Dr.Kab,
What's up with all the noobs that don't believe in capitilization and proper spelling, and such?

[Kablamooie]

I really don't know. And it REALLY angers me when they call people like you and I n00bs, as well. I mean, we've been here for two years. 1/7 of our lives.

[Jinjonator]

Dr.Kab,
What do you say we go and kill us some noobs?

[Kablamooie]

Sounds good to me, buddy!

[Jinjonator]

Dr.Kab,
Shotguns, sniper rifles, uzis, magnums, .45s, or M16s?

[Kablamooie]

I'll stick with my WTF Log, a log of pure WTF.

[Theguyoverthere]

Dr. Kab,

WTF FTW?

[Jinjonator]

Dr.Kab,
Who would win: Sephiroth or a strip of bacon?

[Theguyoverthere]

Jinjonator: Your mom.

Dr. Kab, Do I have the ability to answer questions?

[Kablamooie]

Theguyoverthere: *hits with WTF Log* You just got WTF'D!

Jinjonator: The ham sandwich.

[Jinjonator]

The irony is that I was gonna put that instead of bacon, but I just decided to put bacon. Also,
Dr.Kab,
When is someone gonna comment my story? I'm a sad panda. :(

[Atomic Breegull]

I commented your story D:

Dr. Kab.
Why am I the only one who comments on Jinjonator's story?

[Kablamooie]

Jinjonator: I will. Later.

Atomic Breegull: Why not?

[Kablamooie]

Well, guys, it's been fun, but the doctor is now officially OUT.

[Theguyoverthere]

!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!1?1/!?!1/311!?!?

[Jinjonator]

Why, Dr.Kab?! Why?! You can't leave us! We need your knowledge!

[Atomic Breegull]

Dr. Kab:
Why?!?! I neeeed you!!! I need my questions answered!! Please! Don't leave us hanging here!!!

[Jinjonator]

We must go on strike. Get the WTF log. We're busting the door down!

[Theguyoverthere]

WTF FTW!

[non-capital letters here]

[Kablamooie]

Hey! Nobody, and I mean NOBODY touches my WTF Log. The WTF Log is to me like the RWP is to RWPunch, or Shadow Angel is to Awesomesauce.

'Course, I don't really like Awesomesuce. Too sweet for my tastes.

[ConkerKing]

DID YOU JUST ANSWER A QUESTION,KAB?!
...or...did this Tylenol work a bit too well..??

[Atomic Breegull]

Better Idea: Flamethrowers and/or weed whackers

[actionwebgamer]

Dr. Kab,

Do you have any relation to Dr. House? Or Dr. Who? ...Dr. Doom?

[Atomic Breegull]

....Dr. Demento?

[gamemastersonic]

Since Dr. Dmoss is currently on vacation, he's allowed me to* answer your most burning questions. So, fire away!




*has no idea that I'm going to




what is the meaning to sns:) :) :p :o

[Kablamooie]

I'm OUT. Get off my lawn!

[Jinjonator]

I'm disappointed, Kab. :no:

[Kablamooie]

.....FINE. *walks back in* I'm in......Against my will......Ask me some questions, or I'll get the gas.

[Jinjonator]

Dr.Kab,
Why would you possibly wanna leave?

[maypep_necro]

Hmm, what happend to dmoss?

[Theguyoverthere]

Dr. Kab, will the popularity of this thread surpass Chuck Norris?

[Articerile]

Dr. Kab.

Have you stopped caring after 38 pages of meaningless questions and attempted thefts of your WTF log?

[Doob]

Dr. Kab.

Have you stopped caring after 38 pages of meaningless questions and attempted thefts of your WTF log?
Dr. Kab,
Why is Articelle reading my mind?

[gamemastersonic]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kablamooie
Since Dr. Dmoss is currently on vacation, he's allowed me to* answer your most burning questions. So, fire away!




*has no idea that I'm going to





I said what is the meaning to sns!!!:mad: :) :) :p ;) :D

[Atomic Breegull]

Dr. Kab:
Want a hazmat suit?!

EDIT: Why'd you disable your rep?

[actionwebgamer]

Dr. Kab, if, as GMS predicts, you actually DO know the answer to stop and swop, why are you wasting your time on this topic and not selling the solution on ebay for thousands of dollars?

[gamemastersonic]

Dr. Kab, if, as GMS predicts, you actually DO know the answer to stop and swop, why are you wasting your time on this topic and not selling the solution on ebay for thousands of dollars?

yay what he said?

WHAT IS THE MEANING TO SNS!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
:mad::mad:

[gamemastersonic]

Quote:
Originally Posted by actionwebgamer
Dr. Kab, if, as GMS predicts, you actually DO know the answer to stop and swop, why are you wasting your time on this topic and not selling the solution on ebay for thousands of dollars?


yay what he said?

WHAT IS THE MEANING TO SNS!!!!!!!




hello is any one here:kazooie

[Atomic Breegull]

You're double posting.

[Kablamooie]

Jinjonator: Budget cuts.

maypep_necro: I killed h-SENT HIM ON A VACATION.

Theguyoverthere: Chuck Norris is popular?

Articerile: *hits with WTF Log* You just got WTF'D!

The Doob: Is he? Or are you reading your own mind?

gamemastersonic: If I answer you, will you SHUT UP?!?!?

Atomic Breegull: No. Oh, and I disabled my rep. because, in my opinion, rep. is pointless.

actionwebgamer: I already have. That's how I bought my WTF Log.

[Atomic Breegull]

But you had two blocks! TWO BLOCKS!!

[Kablamooie]

So? I've got a WTF Log.

[Atomic Breegull]

Hm....

Kab: Should I...
1) make myself a smilie and post it in return of the artwork thread, or
2) bring back RWP Bar... once again?

[Kablamooie]

You can't bring back the RWP Bar. Trust me. I've tried. No, seriously.

[Atomic Breegull]

1), then?

EDIT: I saw the thread where you tried to bring back RWP Bar. I lol'd.

[Kablamooie]

Yep, dat'sh right.

[Theguyoverthere]

dr Kab: I kidnapped a radioactive clown that says he is pirate ninja mao tse tung
, I want at least 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000000,000,000
,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00000 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000000,000,000,000,000,000,0 00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 00000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000

British pounds for reward, but he says he is going to wake up the giant cookie monster and summon the flying beavers of Mordor if I dont free him in 10 hours.
what should I do?

As Kab's trusty secretary, I hereby judge this post too spammy and is asking for pounds (why don't you just eat more) to be able to be answered.

[Atomic Breegull]

Dr. Kab:
Why does Dr. Tee hate me? Why do you get to be his secretary and I don't?! *cries in a corner*

[Kablamooie]

'Cause I'm shweet like that.

[actionwebgamer]

Dr. Kab

I can't think of a question. WHAT DO I DO?????

[Kablamooie]

Don't ask a question, perhaps?

[actionwebgamer]

Blasphemy!!!!

[ConkerKing]

Dr.Kab,
This is Madness?

[jumbo mumbo]

Dear Kab:

Since T got is probably too busy with his Doctoring, can I be your new secretary?

[Theguyoverthere]

I'll field that one. No. ;)

[Fox McBanjo]

Dr. Kab,

If your WTF log tought my ZOMG club, who would win?

[Kablamooie]

ConkerKing: Yes it is?

jumbo mumbo: You can BOTH be my secretary.

Fox McBanjo: It's "WTF Log", with a capital "L"! Geez.

[jumbo mumbo]

Dear Kab:

I'll field that one. No. ;)

jumbo mumbo: You can BOTH be my secretary.

You owned him, didn't you?

[Jinjonator]

Of course not. Kab PWN'D him, and WTF'D him. And unless you pronouce WTF as double you tea eff, that will sound very wrong. :p

[Jinjonator]

Dr.Kab,
I shot my wife. I took my gun, and I shot her in the head.

[Kablamooie]

You don't have a wife, silly.

[Jinjonator]

Dr.Kab,
I just got married. Are you gonna be at the wedding reception?

[Kablamooie]

Not if your wife's been shot in the head.

[Jinjonator]

Dr.Kab,
Can I shoot you in the head?

[Kablamooie]

Can I give you some medication? In the head?

[Jinjonator]

By all means, go right ahead. ;)

[Kablamooie]

Okay, then. *hits with WTF Log* You just got WTF'D!

[Jinjonator]

Dr.Kab,
There are ants crawling all over me, but all my friends and relatives are saying there's no ants. What do I do?

[Kablamooie]

Hire one o' them CRAZEE munkees to pick 'em off!

[Theguyoverthere]

Dear Dr. Kab,

The WTF Log and most definitely the "YOU JUST GOT WTF'D" Is getting extremely old. I don't mind the WTF log, but it seems a lot of people seem to be getting "WTF'D" lately...

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

Dear Dr. Kab,

The WTF Log and most definitely the "YOU JUST GOT WTF'D" Is getting extremely old. I don't mind the WTF log, but it seems a lot of people seem to be getting "WTF'D" lately...
Dr Kab,
Why haven't I been WTF'D?

[Fox McBanjo]

Dr,

I keep seeing banjo-shaped objects wherever I go. What's wrong?!

[actionwebgamer]

@Fox: Are you sure you're not just playing Banjo-Kazooie? 'cause that happened to me once and I thought I was seeing Banjo, but really I had just been SUCKED INTO THE GAME. *twilight zone theme*

[Kablamooie]

Theguyoverthere: But OF COURSE RWPunch and Awesomesauce hasn't gotten old yet.

BanjoKazooieSNS: I dunno. Why haven't you?

Fox McBanjo: Check to see if you're a banjo.

[rocker.grrl1994]

Why am I so terribly bored?!?!??!?
:'(

[stalker pizza]

Why have I never been to Antarctica?

And are you emo?

WHY DO ASK THESE QUESTIONS ABOUT EMO PEOPLE?!! I DONT UNDERSTAND! :D

[Monkey Boy 64]

Donde esta mi pantalones?

[Kablamooie]

rocker.grrl1994: Because you're not so terribly entertained.

stalker pizza: Because you've never been to Antartica. And NO, I'm not an emo. I'm American.

monkey boy 64: Hold the onions, please.

[Piggymoogle]

Dr Kab

I can't find my SSBM disk and am having a mental breakdown.
Can you help me?

[Kablamooie]

Play a WarioWare game, instead.

[rocker.grrl1994]

DR KAB,

IM NOT TERRIBLY ENTERTAINED!!!!!!! Im just bored.
Also, why is the man eating cheese doodle dancing in space?
AND for monkey boy 64: Se los comio un elefante. ;)

SPANISH ANYONE?!?!!? I kinda like it...;)

[Kablamooie]

.....Because he's in space?

[stalker pizza]

Dr. Kab, you didn't answer my last question: WHY DO ASK THESE QUESTIONS ABOUT EMO PEOPLE?!! I DONT UNDERSTAND!:D

[Kablamooie]

'Cause you're an emo.

[Piggymoogle]

Dr. Kab

I have a sleeping disorder; I sleep too much. What will I do to stop sleeping my life away!?!

[Whirlm]

How does Chuck Norris taste lies?

[stalker pizza]

Dr. Kab, do you have slow response problems?

[Pez]

Dr Kab. It stings when I pee...whats wrong?

[Kablamooie]

Piggymoogle: Get an awake disorder.

Whirlm: Chuck Norris isn't a great person by any means. He only tastes the lies that he speaks.

stalker pizza: No, I have a life. Okay, not really.

IbanezerIceman: Hmm.....I think it stings when you pee.

[Jinjonator]

Dr.Kab,
What must be done to achieve world peace?

[Theguyoverthere]

As Kab's trusty secretary, I'll field that one.

Start with forum peace.

[Jinjonator]

How can that be achieved? And why didn't Dr.Kab answer my question? And where can I buy a banana phone?

[Articerile]

I know where you can get a lobster phone.
But you'll probably get arrested.

[Pez]

Dr Kab, haven't you heard?

[Kablamooie]

Jinjonator: The Alliance must fall.

IbanezerIceman: Your mother's heard. PWN'D.

[Pez]

IbanezerIceman: Your mother's heard. PWN'D.

:eek:

Ooooo...low blow.

[stalker pizza]

I'm bored! what should I do and not do to entertain myself?

[Duker]

Dear Kab:

What be a Duker?

[firealpha]

Chuck Norris isn't a great person by any means.

Don't you know that you have just put your life in great danger?

[Kablamooie]

stalker pizze: I dunno. I'm too bored to answer.

Duker: YOU be a Duker, boy!

firealpha712: No, because Chuck Norris sucks.

[Pez]

Kab, why is your rep disabled?

[Articerile]

Dr. Kab, do you have any fancy qualifications?

[stalker pizza]

Dr. Kab why am I grounded?

[Jinjonator]

Dr.Kab,
Are you edible?

[ConkerKing]

Dr.Kab,
Banana phone?

(probably has already been asked)

[Kablamooie]

IbanezerIceman: Why is the sky blue? It just IS.

Articerile: I have a WTF Log that I can bring crashing down over your head.

stalker pizza: Because I MADE you get grounded.

Jinjonator: Are YOU?

ConkerKing: Ice Pie?

[Jinjonator]

Dr.Kab,
I see dead people. What should I do?

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

Dr. Kab,
My frozen desserts are attacking me and I wanna play Halo!!! What should I do?!!

[Kablamooie]

Jinjonator: Give them the silent treatment.

BanjoKazooieSNS: Your mom. PWN'D.

[BKSonic1234]

Dr. Kab,

I think there's something living under my bed. I can hear it growling, and last week I had my Guitar Hero box under my bed, and now it's gone! :eek:

[Kablamooie]

BKSonic1234: Perhaps your box committed suicide.

[DekuScrubby]

Dr Kab, what's a bomb?

[stalker pizza]

Dr. Kab, Whats a Deku and a Scrubby........Also what is the square root of 95 x a pie?

[Kablamooie]

DekuScrubby: The thing that's strapped to you.

stalker pizza: The thing that has a bomb strapped to it. Oh, and it's moose.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, are you really a certified doctor?

[Articerile]

Dr. Kab.
Should we kill monkey boy? He's asking too many questions...

[DekuScrubby]

Dr. Kab, Whats a Deku and a Scrubby........Also what is the square root of 95 x a pie?

Dr. DekuScrubby says the name was derived from the Deku Scrub enemy from The Legend of Zelda.

[glitchman]

dr kab..


what happend to that wierd secretary you had?

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

Dr. Kab,
Why are you chasing pie in my fan fic?

[Kablamooie]

monkey boy 64: It depends on what you mean by "certified".

Articerile: Sure, why not?

glitchman: I really have no idea.

BanjoKazooieSNS: I'm doing everything BUT chasing pie.

[Shaz]

Dear Kab

Who stole my cookie from the cookie jar? :)

[Articerile]

*shifty eyes*

IT WAS CONKER KING!

*munches on a cookie*

[Pez]

Dr Kab, why doesnt it sting when I pee?

[Kablamooie]

Shaz: The cookie jar.

IbanezerIceman: 'Cuz thar be no BEES.

[stalker pizza]

Dr. Kab, why does tanjo always speak in CAPS ALL THE TIME?

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

Dr. Kab, my Xbox 360 has fallen madly in love with me. What should I do?

[Kablamooie]

stalker pizza: I DON'T KNOW.

BanjoKazooieSNS: You have an XBox 360? Blech.

[Atomic Breegull]

Kab:
Why is the sky blue? Why not.... orange? Or pink? Or green? Blue is a pretty color, but it gets tiresome after a while.

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

Dr Kab, I love chocolate... does chocolate love me?

[stalker pizza]

Dr. Kab when will this end AND how come everyone thinks that my avatar is some sort of owl thingy?

[firealpha]

Why did Stalker Pizza have to be born exactly one year after me?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Why is firealpha eating a hamburger over and over again?

[Kablamooie]

Atomic Breegull: I'd like a green sky as well. ......Go get several buckets of green paint.

BanjoKazooieSNS: No. Chocolate loves ME.

stalker pizza: It will end when the owl creature in your avatar goes to bed.

firealpha712: Why'd you have to be born exactly one year before him?

monkey boy 64: Can't talk. Eating.

[DekuScrubby]

Dr. Kab, what's my real name?

[stalker pizza]

Dr. Kab, How come people know when peoples birthdays are on this site? (seriously)

[Kablamooie]

DekuScrubby: Johnathan. How do I know? Because I'm your father.

stalker pizza: Go to the forum index. Now, scroll down to the bottom. Good boy.

[P.o.t.O]

Hey, Doc, my Reaver is looking pale and lean lately...what can I do to make it thriving and vibrant once again?

[Kablamooie]

I suggest taking these pills.....they'll be mailed to you in a plain brown package....

Oh! THAT Reaver! Hmm.....trade it in for a WTF Log. It's the right thing to do.

[Atomic Breegull]

I got the green paint. What now?

[P.o.t.O]

I got the green paint. What now?

*uses the SPAM Reaver to Suck Up the paint and inject into the sky. It turns a lustrous emerald tint.*

Oooh. Technicolor.

Hey! My Reaver is better! Thanks!

[Atomic Breegull]

Yay! Green sky!

[Kablamooie]

Say, P.o.t.O..........I bet my WTF Log can beat your SPAM Reaver. Can you and I duke it out in your fan-fic? (Oh no! I'M the one asking questions!"

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

Dr. Kab, can I put $20 on P.o.t.O's SPAM Reaver?

[Kablamooie]

Not unless you never want to see your family again.

[Atomic Breegull]

Can I put $40 on the Reaver?

[Kablamooie]

Why're you hurtin' me like this?

[P.o.t.O]

Kab: Yeah, I actually was already going to use it in my story. Expect some good fighting.

(Oh snap, I hijacked the thread.)

[Kablamooie]

Hijack, eh? I'll fix that. *eats P.o.t.O.*

[Atomic Breegull]

P.o.t.O will destroy you like he destroyed the Negasaurus Rex!

[Kablamooie]

It is SO on.

[Theguyoverthere]

1. Dr. Kab, will you ever return to answering questions again?

2. RD or RWP?

[firealpha]

Why must I wash dishes on my birthday?

[stalker pizza]

Why must he wash dishes at 9:22 in the morning?

[firealpha]

Why must he wash dishes at 9:22 in the morning?
I can answer that one, because it was around 12:00 where I live when I said that.

[Pez]

Kab, why did this thread die and go off topic?

[Kablamooie]

Theguyoverthere: Yes, and both.

firealpha712: Karma.

IbanezerIceman: Tomorrow.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dear Dr. Kablamooie,

Why on earth do I have a mental disorder?

[Theguyoverthere]

Rick Ashley or Chuck Norris? You may only choose one.
Also: HOw does it feel to have the most amount of replies to a single thread in all of Forum Fun?

[stalker pizza]

Dr. Kab, can somebody toss this topic into the abyss?

[Fox McBanjo]

Dr. Kab,

Chuck Norris

[Madous]

Dr. Kab.

What is the meaning of life?

[ConkerKing]

Dr.Kab,

HAHAHA OH WOW.

[Pez]

Rick Ashley or Chuck Norris?

Um, its ASTLEY.

:).

Doc, why do I keep posting if I'm ment to be retired?

[Kablamooie]

ParadoxAuthor: Because I gave it to you.

Theguyoverthere: Your mother. Oh, and it feels sort of like being hit by a bus.

stalker pizza: Only if I can toss you into the abyss.

Fox McBanjo: Yes, he does suck, doesn't he?

greatman3388: How would I know? I'm only a doctor.

ConkerKing: I NO RITE?

IbanezerIceman: 'Cause I your retirement ashplode.

[Pez]

Dr Kab.

"'Cause I your retirement ashplode."

??

[DekuScrubby]

Dr. Kab, when will I finish my movie?

[Kablamooie]

IbanezerIceman: You were wise to quote a genius.

DekuScrubby: When I go to your house with mah' whip and MAKE you finish it.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, what question should I ask?

[Kablamooie]

You just asked one. That'll be fifty dollars.

[Theguyoverthere]

May I ask you a question?

[Kablamooie]

Can you?

[Fox McBanjo]

Dr. Kab, why did my cat buy an assault rifle?

[Kablamooie]

Because he wants to rifley assault you with it.

[Monkey Boy 64]

What is yyrhjfaxnkpfeavnkoudscbmodssxmkfdxbtucdhbxfghd?

[stalker pizza]

Dr. Kab, why do I want to kill little childrens?

[Kablamooie]

monkey boy 64: Yes.

stalker pizza: It's a sport, isn't it?

[Theguyoverthere]

Dr. Kab, what is the purpose of RWP support if no one listens to us? :(

I'll take this one, Kab.

TGOT, you see, the RWP support is there to report problems or questions, not to give feedback.

Thanks, TGOT, you're the best secretary ever!

You're welcome.

[Kablamooie]

*brings out dusty "OPEN" sign, blows off dust, and puts in window of small shack*

[Doob]

Kablam, where is my DS bag? I've been looking everywhere.

[Jinjonator]

Dr. Kab,
What is the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything?

[Articerile]

Dr. Kab, why did you open this up again after such a long time.
Also that pot of yoghurt in your fridge isn't yoghurt...it's just really old milk.

[Avarice]

dR. kAB. mY CAPS LOCK IS ON. wHAT DO I DO/

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, toaster?

[Kablamooie]

The Doob: Ask your doctor for more details.

Jinjonator: 53.

Articerile: Why did you post here, eh? Oh, and it's goat milk.

Avarice: Ah....hmm....turn it off?

monkey boy 64: Only if it's cold.

[ConkerKing]

I completely forgot about this thread.

Question mark?

[Kablamooie]

ConkerKing: What? Where am I?

[Theguyoverthere]

Dr. Kab,

Do you think the entire forum's post count dropped 793.7 when they moved this thread to forum fun?

[Kablamooie]

Your mom's post count dropped when they moved this thread to Forum Fun!

Wait, I don't get it.

[Theguyoverthere]

Dr. Kab,

Neither do I.

[Doob]

Dr. Kab,
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS WHEN MR. PERSON 2 IS BEING MADE, BY YOU!
I NEED MORE PERSONY GOODNESS OR... else.

[Kablamooie]

Theguyoverthere: I need a new secretary....

The Doob: Production begins tomorrow.

[Avarice]

Dr. Kab, Daddy made me eat the bomb. I'm going to ashplode! WTF DO I DO?!

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, ..............?

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

Why duh I hav to were meh hat backwards and tawk lik a idiot.

[Theguyoverthere]

Dr. Kab, ..............?

Yes, but only on Thursdays.

[Kablamooie]

Avarice: Vomit it back up, and use it as a counter-attack.

monkey boy 64: .......!

AndyNPC: Joo lose a bet?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Who stole the lettuce?

[repobanjo]

Do mouthwash-dispensing Jack-o-lantern's work better if facing towards them?

[Fox McBanjo]

Are you EVER gonna finish Super Sidescrolling Bros.?

[Kablamooie]

monkey boy 64: The person who didn't not steal the lettuce.

repobanjo: Nope. Next question.

Fox McBanjo: That's canned, m'boy.

[Zy0n7]

Dr Kab, why does my wii shine in blue instead of green? green would have been cooler.

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab

Uhh... What question was I going to ask you?

[Kablamooie]

Zy0n7: It's got the blues, baby.

AndyNPC: The complete opposite of the answer I was going to give you.

[Zy0n7]

Dr Kab, Why does mario eat mushrooms instead of pasta? isn't he italian? also ins't it bizarre to eat mushrooms when he's trying to save the mushroom kingdom which is well, full of mushrooms?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, can I borrow eight dollars?

[Kablamooie]

Zy0n7: He's just trying to live off the land. Yup. Mario's a hippie.

Monkey Boy 64: Can you get a job?

[Fox McBanjo]

Kab, why don't people see what a murderer Mario is? He stomps on defenceless Goombas! They dont even have ARMS, man!

[Kablamooie]

Fox McBanjo: Well, they walk back and forth. They're practically ASKING for it.

[Fox McBanjo]

I walk back and forth occasionaly. You don't see ME getting attacked by middle-aged Italians.

Except for that one time during Office Space...

[Avarice]

Dr. Kab, I'm being attacked by women with wardrobe errors. What do I do? :confused:

[Jinjonator]

Dr. Kab,
Yes or no?

[Kablamooie]

Avarice: Offer her wardrobe advice. Unleash your creative side, man. Man.

Jinjonator: Or.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, why do my turds jump out of the toilet and try to kill me?

[Jinjonator]

Dr. Kab,
It's not Wednesday. How can I fix that?

[Avarice]

Dr. Kab, I'm in ur lake chargin mah lazor! What are YOU going to do about it?

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

What number am I thinking of?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr.Kab how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

[Kablamooie]

Monkey Boy 64: Have you tried buying them gifts?

Jinjonator: Sleep for a few days.

Avarice: Ashplode the lake.

AndyNPC: Yes.

ParadoxAuthor: One....Two.....OH GOD MY TEETH!

[Avarice]

Dr. Kab, the evil Companion Cubes are everywhere! I think they're spreading STD's! What do we do?!