Ask Dr. Kablamooie.....OR ELSE!

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kabbage, why does man exist?

[Kablamooie]

So that women have someone to yell at.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, I recently found a strange key made of ice in your fridge. What should I do with it?

[Theguyoverthere]

Dr. K,
Why don't you or anyone else post on mah forums? I even made you admin!

[Kablamooie]

ParadoxAuthor: Sell it.

Theguyoverthere: I'm too busy being a doctor.

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Dr. Kab,
Why are the pipes calling Danny Boy?

[tim57282]

Dr Kab,
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

[mikomikokitsune]

Doc, am I gonna get that job this summer?

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

Toke Jopic?

[ConkerTribe]

Dr. Kablamooie, how the hell did this topic go on for 80+ pages?!?!?

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, why do animals drop weird items if you kill them (they drop hearts, money, arrows, bombs, etc...)

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kabbage, can you buy me some doritos?

[Kablamooie]

LoMoNoCrAt: Because you smoke them.

tim57282: The wolf to kill the chicken.

mikomikokitsune: What? You wanna' work for me? Well, I DO need a new rug......

firealpha712: I don't have time for your gilly sames.

ConkerTribe: Well, my building has 80+ stories.

mafefe: I dunno. Why do people not mind if you barge into their house without knocking and walk around?

Monkey Boy 64: Dorritos are bad for you. I know this. I'm a doctor.

[L-Button]

Dr. Kab, Do you know me?

Extra Question:

Why Link can't talk?

[ElectricKaz]

Dr. Kab

Why does Sakurai hate us and loves adding clones/delays?

" BONUS " (in the DK64 announcer voice)

Why isn't Nny in Brawl?

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, are you in brawl?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kabbage, Doritos are in fact very healthy. It's been proven.

[Keegan]

hey kab pimpin dawg,

fo shizzle the wizzle fizzle fo rizzle???

[Kablamooie]

L-Button: No, and "......".

ElectricKaz: No, and I don't know why. He would've been an awesome character.

mafefe: Ask Sakurai.

Monkey Boy 64: Was the person who proved this a doctor?

BanjoBoy123: ....Yes.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, when exactly did I threaten Rare about B-K3 again? I can't remember anything except yelling about cameos...

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

Do you love me? (Do you love me?) Do you love me? (Do you love me?) Now that I can dance.

[Jinjonator]

Dr. Kab,
Ready for some of the ol' ultraviolence, my brother?

[Kablamooie]

ParadoxAuthor: Somewhere around the fifth floor.

firealpha712: ....No.

Jinjonator: I'm ready to deliver some horrorshow tolchoks to get some pretty polly.

[firealpha]

Wh-wh-when did you and Jinjonator become brothers? How am I supposed to look at you two the same way now?

[Kablamooie]

Every doctor has a brother.

[Keegan]

Dr. Kab McPuppy Pants,

What was your 2 favorite cartoons as a wee child?

[Kablamooie]

Invader ZIM and....Invader ZIM. It's still my favorite show to this day.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kabbage, how come no one agrees with me that Donkey Kong killing peoples over bananas is wrong?

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

When will Chase week end? For Cyanide and Happiness, that is.

[ParadoxAuthor]

I'll handle this one! You see Monkey Boy, DK Isles is a subsidary of the United States, and in the United States you're allowed to kill someone to protect your property. They're his bananas, thus he has the right kill people who threaten their safety.

Dr. Kab, I think that all your fan-fics are breaking into this thread. I just saw a zombie...

[Kablamooie]

Monkey Boy 64: They're his property, and they were stolen. He has the right to get them back, no matter what the means be. Because this is America.

firealpha712: ....Is that one o' them new punk rock bands?

[firealpha]

firealpha712: ....Is that one o' them new punk rock bands?

I'll ask the questions around here.

Where were you on the night of tommorrow?

[Keegan]

Dr. Kabby Kabby Monkey Lamooie Moo Moo,
what do u think of the nicknames i give you? what's your FAVORITE one?

[Kablamooie]

firealpha712: My desk. Same as always.

BanjoBoy123: Doctor Kablamooie.

[ConkerTribe]

ElectricKaz: No, and I don't know why. He would've been an awesome character.
Because Nny would have practically no PG weapons to use. They'd probably give him one of those large wooden spoons you hang in kitchens as his every attack. It's kinda like Snake and his... *snickers* bombs, lol.

[Keegan]

Dr. KABJO-LAZOOIE








?

and what's you favorite Disney movie?

[Articerile]

Dr. Kab, don't you wish your girlfriend was as hot as Anne Widdecombe?

[Kablamooie]

ConkerTribe: Surely they'd let him use his knife?

BanjoBoy123: N/A.

Articerile: What girlfriend?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kabbage, when will the world end?

[Kablamooie]

When I stop being a doctor.

[L-Button]

Dr. Kab, when will you stop being a doctor?

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

Sup my mans?

[Keegan]

Dr. Kab Man

if i hadn't asked you the questions i asked you, and i didnt ever ask you a question for the rest of my ife, what would ur life be like?

[tim57282]

Dr. Kab,
why do i feel this irresistible urge to ask you pointless questions?

[mafefe]

DR KAB, CAN YOU HELP?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, I need a weapon. Can you get me one?

[Kablamooie]

L-Button: When you stop living.

firealpha712: Mans? You brought guests?

BanjoBoy123: I'd still be a doctor.

tim57282: Because every time you do, I put it on your tab.

mafefe: Nah.

ParadoxAuthor: You have a mop, greedy.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr.Kab, *hits firealpha with mop of paradox(firealpha spontaneously combusts)* Do you want me to clean that up?

[Kablamooie]

Yes, please. Put it in the incinerator.

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

That firealpha guy is an idiot, isn't he?

Good thing I'm n00bish and added numbers to my name, eh?

[Keegan]

Dr. Kab McBacon Bot,

Banjo-Threeie Level Ideas:

Ballistic Bedroom - an oversized childrens bedroom were you meet up with enemies like lint and other small things. and the boss.. A TEDDY BEAR!!!
Transformation: a plushy!

Tip Top Tunnels - An underground world, were you fight oversized worms, seeds, gophers, and rabbits. transformation: a mole! Boss: Queen Ant

Fun Factory - a factory based level (don't think Grunty Industries) where abandoned toys wander around and attack you!!! BOSS... YES, A NEW AND IMPROVED WELDAR AT HIS NEW JOB! WITH... GLASSES!!!

Ominous Olympus - An Olympus based level, with Mythological creatures roamin' about. Transformation: a pegasus BOSS: CERBERUS!!! THE 3 HEADED DOG!

Frozen Fantasy Land - An Ice Age based level with mammoths and other prehistoric animals during the ice age. transformation: Sabretooth Tiger BOSS: Leopard Seal


which is your favorite?

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Dr Kab,

Why are Butter Fingers so damn good?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kabbage, why is the sky blue?

[ParadoxAuthor]

It's not blue, it's GREEN!

Dr. Kab, firealpha712 is here to see you. Should I get the mop?

[Kablamooie]

BanjoBoy123: All.

LoMoNoCrAt: Because I make them.

Monkey Boy 64: Nuclear testing.

ParadoxAuthor: Yes, please.

[Keegan]

Dr. Kab Burger,

did u say "All" just to get me out of the way, or do u really like them?

[Jinjonator]

Dr. Kab,
I don't have a question?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, turtles?

[Kablamooie]

BanjoBoy123: Yes.

Jinjonator: I don't have an answer?

Monkey Boy 64: What I do in my free time is my own business.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, are you implying that you... do.... turtles?

[Kablamooie]

Get out of my office.

[tim57282]

Dr Kablamooie, do you think that this thread will go to 100 pages, which as coincidence would have it is the same as the number of posts i have made.

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

Why did you ignore my last question?

[Keegan]

Dr. Meanie Sceme Kabby Bum,


why didnèt you like my levels, and please pick one.

[Kablamooie]

tim57282: Yeah, we'll make it to one-hundred floors.

firealpha712: Budget cuts.

BanjoBoy123: I said I like 'em all.

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

Budget cuts? Does this mean you're Republican?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kabbage, I got into your office while you were out. And I locked all the doors and windows, so you're trapped outside! So now you're a doctor with no office. What you gonna do 'bout dat?

[Kablamooie]

firealpha712: No. It means I'm cheap.

Monkey Boy 64: *sits down at desk* That office you locked was a decoy.

[Keegan]

Dr. kABBA

yous the maskly tanscan shammy BOOSK?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Not specific enough! *hits BanjoBoy123 with mop causing him to be warped into a dimension made of cheese.* Dr. Kab, I got done building the gift shop. How will we lure the people in there?

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, Fox or CNN?

[L-Button]

Dr. Kab, Sorry for this question.
McDonnals or Die?

[Kablamooie]

BanjoBoy123: .....I don't speak Welsh.

ParadoxAuthor: Try selling gifts in it.

mafefe: I watch DocDaily.

L-Button: I don't eat.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, how do you survive without eating?

[Kablamooie]

I'm a doctor. It's called medication.

[Higgins]

Dr. Kab,
The Guy From 300 is chasing me.
What do i do?

[Keegan]

Dr. Kabbee WaterMelon Pants,

what race are you?

and bonus question,
just how does cookie crumble??

[ParadoxAuthor]

Banjoboy, the cookie crumbles like this...*hits cookie with mop; cookie crumbles and turns into pie.*

Dr. Kab, Pie?

[ConkerTribe]

Melons man!

That's what my Animal Crossing friends say to me.

I don't have boobs, though.

[Kablamooie]

Higgins: Divide 300 by two.

BanjoBoy123: I'm Doctor, and listen to my janitor.

ParadoxAuthor: Yes, please.

ConkerTribe: ....Would you like some breast implants?

[L-Button]

Dr. Kab, Why does my PC say: "Keyboard not detected, Press any key to continue"?

[Kablamooie]

Because it likes to mess with your head.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, I need a link to a good fangame. Can you give me one?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, what are your thoughts on Barrack Obama?

[Kablamooie]

ParadoxAuthor: Check my profile, go to "View all threads created by this member", and go to "Rare Witch Project".

Monkey Boy 64: I think he's a politician.

[Keegan]

Dr. Kabaroni & Cheese,

why must i do the dishes today??? why not tommorow??

BONUS: boobies?

[Kablamooie]

Because tomorrow is our last day alive. Also, I have some spare breasts in my closet.

[L-Button]

Dr. Kab,

Where can I download Rare Witch Project Game?

What happened to RWP2?

[Kablamooie]

Should be on the first page of the thread. Oh, and it died.

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

Is the answer to this question "no"?

[Kablamooie]

Maybe.

[Keegan]

Dr. Kab Kakes,

can you please wrate the nickname i just gave you on how funny/random it is out of 10.

BONUS: why is there a dancing guy as your icon? it's cool, but wh you pick it?

[Kablamooie]

Yes, I can rate it. Also, he's from one of my favorite online games, and he's just ADORABLE, isn't he?

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

Do you realize what you've done, you idiot?

[Keegan]

Dr. Kab Kakes,


RATE IT PLEASE?

(YES I JUST ADDED THAT "?" TOO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A QUESTION)

[Kablamooie]

firealpha712: I hate that cliche'.

BanjoBoy123: I CAN rate it.

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

Is that a no?

[ConkerTribe]

Dr. Kablamooie... Can I love you?

[Kablamooie]

firealpha712: Nope.

ConkerTribe: Love is a myth.

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

So then you realize that you've answered pointless questions, like this one, which are detrimental to your ability to be a doctor?

[L-Button]

*looks Dr. Kab's profile*

How can a doc be 14 years old?

EQ) Why is Chrono Trigger so great?

[Kablamooie]

firealpha712: But, you see, I'm a doctor.

L-Button: Cosmetic surgery, and, it is?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, I'MUHGUNNAWHOOPYOAZZ!?

[L-Button]

Probabbly it's the best game eva.

Doctor Kab,
¿Sabes hablar español?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr, Kab, I need a site to make a petition on. Can you find me one?

[Kablamooie]

Monkey Boy 64: I have a cream for that.

L-Button: No, I don't believe in burritos.

ParadoxAuthor: Look in my closet.

[Keegan]

Dr. Kabby Muffin Bunches,

do you want a cow with wings and a hornets nest in it's lungs, and a nose that has a nose and has fouteen feet and nine legs???

[Kablamooie]

No, thanks.

[Keegan]

AND WHY NOT????????????

[ConkerTribe]

Dr. Kablamooie...

What is the Church's attitude toward filatio?

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

How are you supposed to know what church he meant?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Hey firealpha712, as the 1712th person to reply to this thread you get to learn what it feels like to get hit by the paradox mop! *hits firealpha712 with mop causing him to become a pie.*

Dr. Kab, I found another pie! What should we do with it?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, can I have the pie?

[ParadoxAuthor]

*hits other firealpha712 clone with mop causing it to turn into a pie*

Now we can all have pie!:D

[Kablamooie]

BanjoBoy123: Please don't yell in my office.

ConkerTribe: In the Church of Kablamooie, it's mandatory.

firealpha712: I knew. Trust me.

ParadoxAuthor: Anything but give it to Monkey Boy 64.

Monkey Boy 64: No.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kabbage, why can't me have pie?

[Kablamooie]

Because.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Cuz y?

[Kablamooie]

*throws pie out of window* That's why.

[ConkerTribe]

Do you want a knuckle sandwich?

[Jinjonator]

Dr. Kab,
Which season of Scrubs would you say is the best?

[ConkerTribe]

Hah, I can answer that. The LAST one. Haha. Dumb show.

(j/k... but I really don't like the show)

[Jinjonator]

You fail at life.

[Kablamooie]

ConkerTribe: As I've stated before, I don't eat.

Jinjonator: I find that the earliest ones have the most humor in them, and are also the most emotional.

[ConkerTribe]

You fail at life.

Tell me something I DON'T know, haha hah... heh heh... *cries in hands*

[Jinjonator]

Tell me something I DON'T know, haha hah... heh heh... *cries in hands*

You're about to die.

*detonates C4 charge planted in your head*

Dr. Kab,
I'm gonna get the 1st season of Scrubs on DVD. Would you like to come over and viddy it with me?

[Kablamooie]

ConkerTribe: *pats on back* That'll be fifty dollars, please.

Jinjonator: Oooh, yes, please. I'll bring the Salty Apple Dumplings.

[Higgins]

Dr. Kap,

If i had a Bannana what would you do about it.
Also say there was such a thing as a washing line monster, and say i put it out side of your office....

[Smouvy]

Dr. Kab,

how does my future look?

[ParadoxAuthor]

I'll answer that! Smouvy your future looks like...*Hits smouvy sending him/her/he-she/it:confused: into the jurrasic period.* In the words of Dr. Kab Answer avoided!

[Kablamooie]

Higgins: I'd smack that yellow fruit right in the face.

Smouvy: What future?

[L-Button]

Dear Scri--
Nevermind that.

Dr. Kab, It's cake or pie a good poll idea?

[Kablamooie]

Only if pie is the only option.

[Keegan]

Dr. Kabologna,


do you hate me?

[Kablamooie]

That depends.....will you tell anybody what's in my closet?

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

Would you be offended if this was the last question I asked you?

[Keegan]

Dr. Kab Kong,


NO, i won't. so, do you?

[Kablamooie]

firealpha712: Why would you want to leave? You and the window are great friends.

BanjoBoy123: I hate nobody. I'm a doctor.

[ConkerTribe]

Dr. Kablamooie,

Are you a lesbian?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kabbage, do you approve of Conkertribe inquiring about your sexual orientation?

AND GIMME SOME PIE!

[L-Button]

Dr. Kab,
How can a doctor be 14 years old?

[Kablamooie]

ConkerTribe: See the next answer.

Monkey Boy 64: See the previous answer.

L-Button: Get out of my office.

[Theguyoverthere]

Dr. Kab,
If you don't get paid, why are you a doctor? Better yet, if I don't get payed, why am I your secretary?

[Kablamooie]

Pft. What else would you expect me to do?

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

I'm back from my incredibly bleak trip to a post apocalyptic future...

But I neglected to bring back custom Portal maps, are you mad?

[Some_wierdGuy]

Dr. Kab

this is my first post here, what would you suggest i ask?

[Kablamooie]

AndyNPC: Nah. I have a time portal under my desk.

Some_wierdGuy: "How do I spell 'weird'?"

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, I rented out the floor above ours for ask a janitor. You want all this excess income?

[Kablamooie]

No, thanks. I get all my medicine for free.

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

Now that we can get the same advice from a more inexpensive source, will you be coming up with some new gimmick to draw in customers?

[Kablamooie]

You no longer have to wear clothes in my office.

[Articerile]

Dr. Kab, that wasn't already your policy?

[Kablamooie]

Excellent point.

Okay, then, skin is no longer required.

[Tommy Walker]

Dr. Kablamooie, what is at the edge of the universe?

[Kablamooie]

I'm not an astronomer, kid.

[ParadoxAuthor]

I just thought I'd mention my company has been bought by Dr. Kab, so you all have to pay same fee no matter who you ask. It's a matter of preference.;)

[Kablamooie]

Yeah, but if they enter your office, they have to wear skin.

[Some_wierdGuy]

Some_wierdGuy: "How do I spell 'weird'?"

yeah, i know its spelt wrong, its just cause ages ago when i first made that name i spelt it wrong, and it sorta stuck

also, i think i originally had made it that right spelling, but then i found out my email had expired so i couldn't activate it, so i ended up using the wrong spelling for a second account, so yeah, i did have it right, but then i couldn't activate, so i spelt it wrong and used my other email

Dr Kab, should i change my sig to tell people i know my names spelt wrong?

[Articerile]

Dr. Kab, i'm bleeding lots and my left lung just fell out of my rib cage, would it offend you if I put my skin back on?

[Sun jinjo]

Dr. Kab, can you tell me the location of the Holy Grail? If yes, where is it?

[pgpm10]

Dr. Kab, Should I buy and XBox 360 to play Banjo Threeie or should I wait for one of my friends to buy it, then go to his house to play it all day long?

[Kablamooie]

Some_wierdGuy: Listen to your heart. Or some crap like that.

Artilerile: *sigh* Well, you can put it back on, if you really want to be a conformist.....

Sun jinjo: I have fifty of them in my closet. They're quite dull, really.

pgpm10: Can you play in nothing but your underwear at your friend's house? I didn't think so. Buy the 360.

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

MEDIC!

[Kablamooie]

That's not a question.

[Monkey Boy 64]

DR. KA, WHY DID I SPELL YO NAME WITHOUT THE B?

[Kablamooie]

Why did I spell "You still can't have the ie" without the P?

[Monkey Boy 64]

WHY YOU ANSWERIN' MAH QUESTION WIF A QUESTION!?

AND GIMMEH MAH PIE!

[Kablamooie]

No, thanks.

[Monkey Boy 64]

You failed to answer my question. Please do so or I shall be forced to eat your family.

[Kablamooie]

My family is currently living happily in a secret location.

[Monkey Boy 64]

They were.... until I ate them cause they taste like pie AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION!

[Kablamooie]

Oh, the answer? It's yes.

[Some_wierdGuy]

Dr Kab, should i have my pet rock looked at by a doctor, like you?, he hasn't been moving much...

[Kablamooie]

Yeah, that's not normal. How shiny is his coat?

[Articerile]

Dr. Kab, who do YOU go to when you want your questions answered?

[L-Button]

Dr. Kab,
Yes or No?

[Tommy Walker]

Dr. Kab, how do you cure stupidity?

[Articerile]

I'll field that one.

The cure is easily administered via a delicate process involving a baseball bat.

[Kablamooie]

Articerile: I'm a doctor. I don't have any questions, as I have all the answers.

L-Button: Shouldn't you be, like, pulling the petals off a flower for this type of question?

Tommy Walker: An injection. Injections make everything better.

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

I stole your desk lamp and I'm not sure how to use it. Do you still have the owners manual? If so, can I borrow it?

[Kablamooie]

There wasn't a lamp on my desk.

....There WAS that rabid wolf.......

[L-Button]

Dr Kab.
Can you give me some of that pie?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, am I sexy?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, should I hit Monkey Boy for not updating his Fic? *takes out mop*

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

What would happen if you left the Rare Witch Project?

[Some_wierdGuy]

Dr Kab, i think my rock has slipped into a coma, HELP!
{what should i do!?}

[Kablamooie]

L-Button: Wh-what pie?

Monkey Boy 64: What kind of a name is "Sexy"?

ParadoxAuthor: Why don't you ask a janitor? OH WAI-

firealpha712: I probably wouldn't be here.

Some_wierdGuy: Take it down the route of Old Yeller.

[Some_wierdGuy]

Dr Kab

my rock just woke up, its moving around and... Wait A Minute! Thats An Impostor!!

Dr Kab, please find my rock! and smite this impostor...

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Dr Kab,

My pet turtles been hibernating for the past year and a half, can I poke it?

[Kablamooie]

Some_wierdGuy: ARGH! A MIMIC! USE YOUR GREATSWORD!

LoMoNoCrAt: I suggest taking a large bite.

[Some_wierdGuy]

Dr Kab...

AHHHH, WHERE'S MY GREATSWORD?!! ITS GONEZOMG!!1!one!!

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, Shall we sing a rousing chorus of the doom song?

[Kablamooie]

Some-wierdGuy: Check your Inventory sheet.

ParadoxAuthor: Not if you want to remain my Janitor.

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

Does ParadoxAuthor really have pie?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Yes AndyNPC I do have Pie.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Give me your pie!

Dr. Kab, can I have his pie?

[Some_wierdGuy]

Dr Kab, thanks for the help, the imposter is gone and my rock is now ok

but i have to ask, where is a Dr Kab school?, so i can be a Dr Kab (and steal your life, friends, job and family)

thanks in advance, future-Dr-Kab-impostor :P :P

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Dr Kab,

The kitty on my avitar is > the kitties on Some_weirdGuy's! Right?

[Some_wierdGuy]

Dr Kab,

HE LIIESSSSSSS, FILTHY LIESSSSSSSSS!!!! right?

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Dr Kab,

Some_weirdGuy appears to have suffered crow-bar related injuries and has asked me to tell you to dis-regard his last question... ?

[Kablamooie]

AndyNPC: Nope. The pie is......not the truth.

Monkey Boy 64: He doesn't have any pie.

Some_wierdGuy: Job? What job? Being a doctor isn't a JOB. It's a lifestyle. Oh, and there is no such school. Unless the price is right.

LoMoNoCrAt: Those are kittens? I thought they were dragons.

Some_wierdGuy: See above answer.

LoMoNoCrAt: Okay. ....Waaaaiiiiittttt a minute..... .....You sneaky lil' devil, you!

[Some_wierdGuy]

NNNOOOOEEEE, MOOOORE LIEESSSSSSSSS

*rubs crowbar injuries*, MUSSSST KNOOWWW, MIIINE BETTTAAAAASSSS, yes? *puppy dog eyes*

[LoMoNoCrAt]

No mines better right Dr. Kab? *gouges out Some_weirdGuy's eyes with the end of hi- someones, crowbar*

[Kablamooie]

You both need puppies instead.

[kfred]

Doc, Where can I find a one horned on eyed flying purple people eater?

[Kablamooie]

I dunno. Google it.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kablamooooooooooooooie, cows?

[Kablamooie]

They're all over the carpet.

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

<[Insert Question Here]>

[Kablamooie]

I'll have to do some research for this one......

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, what is the meaning of cheese?

[Kablamooie]

Cheese can't have a meaning, because it has the word "mean" in it. Cheese is all about happiness.

[ParadoxAuthor]

hEY(sorry caps) dr.kab hows my gscs IMPRESSION?(sorry caps)

[Kablamooie]

Why would you even want to do an impression of him? *shudders*

[ParadoxAuthor]

*takes out weird looking backpack and sucks up ghost* I think i was just demonically possesed by the ghost of GSCS. What should I do with this containment unit he's trapped in?

[Kablamooie]

Stare at it.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Ok. *stares at containment unit while leaning on mop* *gets turned invisible by mop* WTF?

[kfred]

Doc, why are people douchebags?

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Doc, did you know that in Soviet Russia douchebags are people?

[Higgins]

Dr, Kab

If The world was Flat, what would you do?

[Kablamooie]

kfred: They're not. They're people.

LoMoNoCrAt: I am vaguely curious as to how that would work.

Higgins: Go off the edge.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Hey boss, do you want to help de-haunt the creative cavern?

[Kablamooie]

Only if I get to wear my uniform.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Okay then Kab! You shall recieve all your ghostbusting equipment in 2 to 5 seconds!

[Higgins]

Dr, Kab

Repo men are coming through the door, what will you do?
also if i had half a pound of bacon what can i do with it?

[Keegan]

Dr. KabaMarasha

what do u think about me?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, Can you please comment my fic so I dont have to double-post to make another chapter?

[Kablamooie]

Higgins: You could use the bacon to stop the men.

BanjoBoy123: I think you're a member of this forum.

ParadoxAuthor: I don't do favors. Sorry, kid.

[Some_wierdGuy]

Dr Kab

paradox told me you know the best way to treat broom injuries, how?

[Kablamooie]

Don't get hit by brooms.

[Keegan]

kablamam mamam.
i'm leaving the forums

[Kablamooie]

That's not a question.

[Some_wierdGuy]

lol

dr Kab, why do babies come from?(yes you heard me, why)

[Articerile]

Dr. Kab, consenting rape?

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, why are the trolls of this site having a population boom?

[glitchman]

dr kab, toast or feet?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, the vault has opened! What do we do?

[Kablamooie]

Whoo, we finally reached floor one-hundred!

Some_wierdGuy: Your face.

Articerile: That's where I came from.

mafefe: Because their food supply is increasing.

glitchman: Do I have to choose?

ParadoxAuthor: What vault? The Disney Vault? Snab me a copy of Bambi 2.

[Keegan]

dr. kab, (ZOMG NO NICKNAME!!)


what do u think of me not giving you a nickname
how would you react if i left the forums
and do u accept this congrats for your 100th page?

[Articerile]

Dr. Kab, should I translate BanjoBoy123's post into a legible form of English?

[Kablamooie]

BanjoBoy123: Maybe.

Articerile: Yes, please.

[Some_wierdGuy]

Dr Kab,

you have reach your 100th page, aren't you worried about the health risks associated with such a feat?

[Kablamooie]

My feet are fine.

[Articerile]

My translation:

Dr. Kab, I shall call you that for I have no nickname for you.

What do you think of the fact that I am not giving you a nickname?
How would you react if I left the forums?
And do you accept my congratulations for reaching 100 pages?

[Kablamooie]

Why, thank you. Would you like to be my window-washer?

[Articerile]

I'll ask the questions around here.

You're meant to answer them.

Dr. Art, should I ask Kablamooie for a pie?

@ Articerile, shut the hell up and take the damn job.


Right, after much conferring i've decided to take the job, and then resign, and then take your pie.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, why did the chicken cross the road?

[Keegan]

Dr. kabtain krunch,

Out of this place when I die? What will you do when you die out? When the butter chicken's leg pants, ever eat?

[Kablamooie]

Monkey Boy 64: Why would a chicken be near a road in the first place?

BanjoBiy123: My brain just bled.

[Keegan]

Dr. Kab's Cab Company Ltd. Inc.,

oozy rat in a sanitary zoo? rats live on no evil star? Do geese see God? "Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod?


-palindromes