Ask Dr. Kablamooie.....OR ELSE!

[rainbowjinjo64]

Why is it strange for a Girl to like video games Dr.Kab? They are awsome!

[Kablamooie]

BanjoBoy123: ....Yes, sey.

rainbowjinjo64: Oooh, a girl gamer! Neat! I respect girl gamers immensely. Would you like to be my file-fetcher?

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

Were you happier to see that I wasn't asking you questions for a while, or were you happier to see that I started asking you questions again?

[Kablamooie]

I'm happy that I just got SSB64 for my birthday.

[Keegan]

Why is it strange for a Girl to like video games Dr.Kab? They are awsome!

it isn't strange for a girl to like video games. atleast not anymore. one of the most popular girls in my class like Mario Party. I heard her talking about it.

[firealpha]

I'm happy that I just got SSB64 for my birthday.

May I offer you congrats on that?

[Kablamooie]

Sure, but it'll cost you.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, I don't have enough money to redeem my reserved copy of brawl! How can I make $13.13 in 5 days?

[Keegan]

Dr. AbKay,

do u believe in porn?

[Kablamooie]

ParadoxAuthor: Be a better janitor.

BanjoBoy123: I'd have to see it to believe it.

[Keegan]

lol Kab baK,


can u fight on Brawl when this music is playing? http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=_IxKTr1Tnjs&feature=related

[Kablamooie]

It'd be hard to not fight to it.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. KAb, do you have any of that medicine you apply directly to the forehead?

[Smouvy]

Dr. Kablaztaz, will you ever learn us the secret behind your intelligence

[Kablamooie]

ParadoxAuthor: No, but I have some spare foreheads in my closet.

Smouvy: The secret lies in rwp battel.

[Keegan]

Dr. Shabby Kabby,

what if i was to leave RWP? what feelings would you feel?

[Kablamooie]

I'd feel like a member had left.

[rainbowjinjo64]

what ever sweet!does that mean I can have the files too?Or at least see them?

[pgpm10]

Dr. Kab, why do people have so many questions?

[Kablamooie]

raindowjinjo64: It means you get to fetch them. Nothing more.

pgpm10: Because I have so many answers.

[Keegan]

Dr. Mr. Prof. Kabbymooie,

on a rate form 1 to 10, how would you rate me?

[Kablamooie]

Probably with a number.

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

If I were to ask you a question, would you answer it?

[Kablamooie]

Yes. In some countries.

[firealpha]

May I ask which countries?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, who'd win win in a fight: eggs or bacon?

[Kablamooie]

firealpha712: No.

Monkey Boy 64: Syrup, if it's chugged.

[pgpm10]

Dr Kab, what if it's not chugged?

[firealpha]

I'll ask anyway.

What countries?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, I've learned PK FIRE! What do you think?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, ParadoxAuthor has learned PK FIRE! What do you think?

[Keegan]

Dr. Kab-Man,

on a rate from 1-10, which number would you rate me on? (the exact number)

[Kablamooie]

ParadoxAuthor and Monkey Boy 64: FALCON KICK!

BanjoBoy123: Probably a number, anywhere from one to ten.

[Jinjonator]

Dr. Kab,
Are you a figment of my imagination?

[Kablamooie]

If so, you have a very sick mind.

[Dylan Yoshi]

Hey doc,
Why haven't I asked you any questions before this point?

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Hey doc,
Comment ^^^ il s'appelle?

[Kablamooie]

Dylan Yoshi: Because you have not yet been enlightened.

LoMoNoCrAt: I don't speak Japanese.

[Smouvy]

Dr. Kaboom, will Live Messenger ever be good?

[Articerile]

Dr? Kab! Someone: has, screwed... (up) my? punctuation!

[Kablamooie]

Smouvy: It already is.

Articerile: Oh no. That's terrible?

[Mandolin]

Dr. Kab, you gotta HELP ME!!

Last night, Darth Vader came from the Planet Vulcan and is threatening to melt my brain!

[Kablamooie]

Did you Sith your pants due to fright?

[Dylan Yoshi]

How do I become enlightened?

[Kablamooie]

Read this entire thread.

[glitchman]

dr kab

why?

[Kablamooie]

Why not?

[rainbowjinjo64]

Do I get some pie Dr.Kab?

[Kablamooie]

Not until you fetch some files.

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in any way. But now these days are gone, I'm not so self-assured. But now I find I need you like I never done before.

Hmm... How could I phrase that as a question?

[LoMoNoCrAt]

^^^

LoL at that! Did you LoL Dr. Kab?

Dr. Kab,

When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in any way. But now these days are gone, I'm not so self-assured. But now I find I need you like I never done before...?

Fix'd

[Kablamooie]

LoMoNoCrAt: No, I didn't Lick Off Livers.

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Dr. Kab,

Why didn't you answer Firealpha's question?

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab oh Dr. Kab, where for art thou Dr Kab?

[Kablamooie]

firealpha712: ....Thanks.

LoMoNoCrAt: I just did.

mafefe: I'm right in front of you.

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Dr Kab,

Can I have your avitar and sneakily keep it until you change yours and then use it?

[Kablamooie]

.......Sure.

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Dr. Kab,

How did someone like you get to be a Dr.? I want some proof of qualification?

[Kablamooie]

Sure. It's right outside my window.

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Dr. Kab,

Why don't you want to asphlode?

[Kablamooie]

'Acause it hurts.

[Some_wierdGuy]

Dr Kab,

what type of doctor are you?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, why are Banjo-Kazooie characters in an angry mob outside my house?

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

Why didn't you sign up as Kabloomie? Then you wouldn't have to complain about people spelling it that way, amirite?

[Kablamooie]

Some_wierdGuy: I'm a doctor sort of doctor.

Monkey Boy 64: Because I gave them directions to your house.

firealpha712: No. Just.....no.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, how do you know where my house is, and why'd you tell the BK characters? They're trying to kill me!

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

,baK .rD?

[Kablamooie]

Monkey Boy 64: I have connections.

firealpha712: Yes, RD is bak.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, why is Chunky Kong running around my house hitting stuff with a sledge hammer?

[Kablamooie]

Because he's trying to destroy the barrels you're throwing at him.

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

How would you feel if I was to get a Ph.D. and open a competing answer the question office?

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Dr. Kablamooie,
Can I call you Dr. Kabloomie?

[Some_wierdGuy]

Dr Kab, want to play The < ^ V Game?

[Smouvy]

Dr. Cab, are there also unregistered users?

[pgpm10]

Dr Kab, why and I here if I should be working?

[Kablamooie]

firealpha712: I'd feel like I may or may not have a large amount of building-destroying missiles in my closet.

LoMoNoCrAt: Do you want to die?

Some_wierdGuy: Naw, thanks. I don't like pointy objects.

Smouvy: Yes. They're in my closet.

pgpm10: Working on what? You're thirteen.

[Articerile]

Dr Kablamooie, am I one of the few people to have never speeled your naem wrong?

[LoMoNoCrAt]

I've never spelled his name wrong! Tell him Dr. Kab...?

[firealpha]

What if I opened it in the same building as your office?

[Keegan]

Dr. KabeeMamee,

i just got a luigi plush from ebay and it's conterfeit, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

[Kablamooie]

Airticerile: Yop.

Lomoconcrta: He's right.

firealpha712: I'd have to use the air vents to give you a very poisonous gaseous surprise.

BanjoBoy123: Sell it for twice as much as you bought it for.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab,

Why am I using a spoiler tag?

[Kablamooie]

Sorry, I can't view your question, as I don't want it to be spoiled.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab,

I want to go to the Smash Bros. Dojo to find out how to unlock wolf. But I live in texas and have a dial up internet connection. Wanna bet on how long it will take for the page to load?

[Kablamooie]

Wanna' bet on how disappointed you'll be when you see they haven't posted him yet?

[rainbowjinjo64]

what do I do with these flies you told me to get you?

[Kablamooie]

Ew, flies? Get rid of 'em, and go fetch me some nice, spicy files.

[rainbowjinjo64]

I got the spicy flies now what?

[Kablamooie]

No, no, spicy FILES.

[pgpm10]

Dr Kab, I got the spicy files, what do I do now?

[ConkerTribe]

Dr. Kablamooie, where did you get your doctorate degree? Are you and Dr. Worm colleagues?

[firealpha]

Doktoar Kabloomie,

Eyem naught darunck?

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Dr. Kab,

^ Can he spell?
< Is his avatar better than Some_wierdGuy's? (and know I didn't screw up the spelling, he did!)
v is going to ask/answer a question.

[Some_wierdGuy]

dr kab

did you finally decide to start playing the ^<V game like i asked before?

[Articerile]

Dr. Kab, how may licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[Kablamooie]

pgpm10: GIVE TO ME.

ConkerTribe: Um....ah.....want some punch?

firealpha712: I don't speak German.

LoMoNoCrAt: Get away from me with those pointy objects.

Some_wierdGuy: Nope. Pointy objects frighten me.

Articerile: That's what SHE said.

[pgpm10]

Dr Kab, I'M NOT GIVING THEM!

[killamanjaro]

Dr Kab, your mom still needs to pay me, can I poses your house?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, can you take a look at my foot fungus?

[Dylan Yoshi]

Hey Kab,
What's up doc?

[Kablamooie]

pgpm10: Well, then, you're FIRED.

killamanjaroi: That's what SHE said.

Monkey Boy 64: I'll have to amputate your foot, first.

Dylan Yoshi: My answer.

[rainbowjinjo64]

No, no, spicy FILES.

sorry I read to fast now about these files here!

Also,why did I read that fast?

[Kablamooie]

No, no, I asked for spicy FLIES.

[pgpm10]

Dr Kab, it was worth it, they were AWESOME! Can you un-fire me? I'll give you the last one!

[Kablamooie]

Only if you clean my closet.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, What happened to Rare Witch Project Galaxy?

[Kablamooie]

It's in my closet.

[pgpm10]

Does that mean I can eat the last file?

[mafefe]

Where is my dad who "went to the grocery store" 3 years ago but never came back?

[ParadoxAuthor]

I'll answer that one Kab! Mafefe, Your dad was intercepted by strange mechanical alien lifeforms, abducted by said extraterrestials, probed, and disected in order to give them knowledge of our kind for when they come to kill us all. If you hadn't been hungry, none of this would have happened.

[killamanjaro]

Dr. Kab, what happened to your other avatar I liked it better then your current one. No offence.

[Kablamooie]

pgpm10: No. Just, no.

mafefe: He's still at the grocery store. It's HUGE, man.

killamanjaro: It's at the grocery store.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, will You ask a janitor?

[pgpm10]

*munch* Too late now *gulp* Mmmm....delicious!

[Kablamooie]

ParadoxAuthor: I already ask one to clean my messes.

pgpm10: You've doomed us all!

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, who'd win in a fight: you or your janitor?

[Kablamooie]

The messes I leave.

[Madous]

Dr. Kab, how do you divide by zero?

[Kablamooie]

Ask my janitor.

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

I seem to be having trouble staying awake at the moment. What could the cause of this be?

[Kablamooie]

The fact that you're not asleep.

[Jinjonator]

Dr. Kab,
Infinity?

[Kablamooie]

Yup. And beyond.

[ParadoxAuthor]

It's Probably the many concussions caused by me and/or Dr. Kab throwing you out the window.

*Throws firealpha712 out a window*

Dr. Kab, is this a good answer?

[pgpm10]

At least it was a yummy doom *asplodes* Ouch. Is there any way to unasplode, Dr Kab?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Only if you clean my closet.

Dangit that's My job!

*turns mop into knife(Scenee censorsed for violence.)*

Hey Kab, I found RWP:Galaxy!
Please release it?

[Kablamooie]

ParadoxAuthor: It's a good action.

pgpm10: No, but there's a way to unashplode.

ParadoxAuthor: Are you kidding? It's covered in dust!

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

!?

[Kablamooie]

I was surprised, too.

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

Why were you surprised?

[Articerile]

Dr. Kab, Ualuealuealuealuealuealuealuealuealuealuealuealuea luealue?

[pgpm10]

Okay, how do I unashplode?

[Kablamooie]

firealpha712: Yes.

Articerile: That's what she said.

pgpm10: Don't ashplode to begin with.

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

How could you do this to me?:(

[Kablamooie]

How could I not do that to you?

[firealpha]

Well, Dr. Kab,

I think it's as simple as not raping me. amirite?

[Kablamooie]

I.....wouldn't know......

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, Seriously?!

[Jellycrab]

do you like smelly cheese?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Sorry, but my avatar just went insane about this so called "cheese." Please never mention it again.

Dr. Kab, Do I pwn?

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, I accidentally cut my hair off, can you re-attach it?

[Kablamooie]

ParadoxAuthor: YA RLY.

Welder: I like you, so, yeah.

ParadoxAuthor: What's PWN? Is that a new punk rock hipster band?

mafefe: I'll reattach it with this smelly cheese.

[Mag]

I lost my burrowing owl, and this morning I found him in the tree.
BURRING OWLS LIVE IN THE GROUND. WHY WAS IT IN A TREE?! :confused:

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, what are all those heads?

[Kablamooie]

maggotcandy: Must've found a geyser.

mafefe: That's my closet.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, are you willing to help fight the greatest threat the RWP World has ever known?

[Kablamooie]

Only if I get to bring my office with me.

[Some_wierdGuy]

dr kab,

will you move your office via truck?
or the more conventional banjo backpack transportation method?

[=donkey-banjo=]

Dr. Kablamooie,

I think there is some stranger lurking around my house at night. He doesn't do anything but he scares me. Should I get out my Super Soaker?

[mafefe]

Dr Kab, you bring a light?

[Kablamooie]

Some_wierdGuy: Yes.

=donkey-banjo=: Oh, that's just my closet. Ignore it.

mafefe: No, but I brought a small piece of the Sun.

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, Microsoft fanboys are taking over, what do I do?

[Kablamooie]

Smash them all with an X-Box.

[mafefe]

I opened the box containing the X-box, and found a PS3. Was I scammed?

[Kablamooie]

It depends. How much did you pay for it?

[mafefe]

I paid $50. Was I scammed?

[Kablamooie]

Yes. Put it in my closet and forget about it.

[=donkey-banjo=]

Dr. Kablamooie,

While I sleep, I have nightmares that Microsoft is planning a handheld system called the Xbox 180. How do I rid myself of these nightmares?

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, where do babies come from?

[Kablamooie]

=donkey-banjo=: That wasn't a nightmare. That was an official announcement. Five years ago. I have ten in my closet.

mafefe: I build each one.

[=donkey-banjo=]

Dr. Kab,

Why do you have some sort of obsession with closets?

Also...why can't i seem to use Game Maker to make a relatively decent game?

[Kablamooie]

I don't have an obsession. I just have one. Also, used the Games Factory.

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, A/S/L?

[Kablamooie]

C/L/O/S/E/T.

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, why is Toon Link a useless clone of Link?

[Kablamooie]

The fact that he's not useless and is actually much better than Link makes your question void and stupid.

[Keegan]

kablamlamlam, lamlamkablamooielam, lamlam,

Invader ZIM?

[Kablamooie]

My favorite show.

[Keegan]

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[Minjo]

Dr. Kab, hi ;D

[Banjo64]

If a train leaves the station at 5, and Sally gets two apples, where's Waldo?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, I'm back and I was wondering, How the **** could you make such a mess in such a short time!?!?

[Kablamooie]

BanjoBoy123: You read my mind.

Minjo: Hey, welcome back! 'Sup?

Banjo64: Precisely.

ParadoxAuthor: How could I NOT make such a big mess?

[Keegan]

Dr. Kabby Shack,


i have to do the dishes, what's the cure for this fatal illness?

[B-K Nostalgia]

Dear Dr. Ka-blow-me,

Will BanjoBoy ever become a BanjoMan?

Sincerely,
BKN :banjo:kazooie

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Dear Dr. Kab,

How the hell does this thread have 110+ pages?!?!

[Articerile]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDr Kab.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII have a disease that makes me use the first letter of a sentence repeatedly.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWhat do I do to get rid of it?

[Smouvy]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDr Kab.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII have a disease that makes me use the first letter of a sentence repeatedly.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWhat do I do to get rid of it?

i canz doow that!

lern toow spelz

[mafefe]

Dr. K@b, I hav been infekt3d w17h 73h 1337 v1ru$. C@n u $70p 17 b3f0r 17 7@k3$ 0v3r?

[Kablamooie]

BanjoBoy123: Not using dishes.

B-K Nostalgia: Only if he learns to not use dishes.

LoMoNoCrAt: Probably because I'm a doctor.

Articerile: Stop using capital letters.

mafefe: Nope. What do I look like to you, a doctor?

[Keegan]

Dr. Kabsy McLoomiesy,

why is B-K Nostalgia a meaner to me?

[B-K Nostalgia]

Let me field this one.

I find you funny, even if you don't intend to be.

Thereby, my comments have no spite or malicious intent.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, BKN is doing your job! What are you gonna do?

[Kablamooie]

BanjoBoy123: He does that a lot.

Monkey Boy 64: I'll do HIS job.

[Articerile]

ddddddddddddddr. kab, it's still happening

hhhhhhhhhhhhhelp me.

[B-K Nostalgia]

BanjoBoy123: He does that a lot.


You setting a vendetta, Ka-Blow-Me?

[mafefe]

Dr Kab, who is the biggest n00b on this site?

[Kablamooie]

Articerile: I WOULD, but it's my lunch break. Sorry.

B-K Nostalgia: No. By the way, you smell.

mafefe: Look in my closet.

[B-K Nostalgia]

Dear Kablamooie,

I smell like expensive cologne, yes.

PS - you smell, like that of filthy swine. /school-yard-insult :smug:

Sincerely,
BKN :banjo:kazooie

[Kablamooie]

Sorry that I smell like a filthy swine. Your mother told me she'd bathed. Guess she lied. :P

[Kablamooie]

Actually, I don't hate you. I find you quite tolerable.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, why'd you double post?

[Kablamooie]

I didn't double post. An insulting comment directed at me was posted by BKN in between those two posts, but somebody deleted it.

[Keegan]

Dr. Dr., Give me the news, I've got a bad case of running shoes!! ( i know, wrong lyrics)

anyway, Dr. Kablamooie (omg ur real name!)

i actually do have a bad case of running shoes, what shall i do?

[Kablamooie]

Walk it off.

[Kablamooie]

Quick, everybody! Come inside my office! Loads of people are setting up bandwagons in my parking lot, asking people to ask them questions!

[firealpha]

*Dives inside Dr. Kab's office*

HOLY CRAP!

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

[ParadoxAuthor]

*Takes out mop* We talk to them. The only way we know how...

(8BT Reference)

Dr. Kab, are you ready to fight back?

[Kablamooie]

firealpha712: WE FIGHT BACK.

ParadoxAuhtor: Nope.

[firealpha]

How do you get pee stains out of underpants?

...

Y'know.

In case I ever have like a kid or something that pees its pants.

It's not like I did or anything.

Heh heh.

Those other Ask (blank) people haven't caused me to put yellow stains into my undergarments.

Heh heh.

[Theguyoverthere]

Dr. Kab,
Is posting "Ask Theguyoverhere" worth the ban?

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Dr Kabloomie,

I lol'd... ?

Edit: I just read the first page again, when was dmoss ever a Dr? Link please?

[Articerile]

Dr Kab, do you love me for not making a Ask Articerile Thread?

Also, why is an electron a wave when it wants to and when you're not looking.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, should we just make all the other "ask" threads subsidaries of this one?

[Kablamooie]

firealpha712: Spray them with knives.

Theguyoverthere: I'd visit it.

LoMoNoCrAt: You called me Kabloomie. You get no link.

Articeriles: Electrons wave because they like sports games.

ParadoxAuthor: How about an entire Ask forum?

[L-Button]

Dr. Kablamooie, Do you think ask santa is alright?

[Kablamooie]

.........Is Santa a doctor?

[L-Button]

.........Is Santa a doctor?

He can be, if you want that as a Xmas Gift ;).

[Kablamooie]

But it's Kabmas today.

[Doob]

Kab:
What do you think of our SECRET project? *wink wink*

[Kablamooie]

I think it'll be positively delicious.

[Articerile]

Dr Kab, are you and the Doob joining forces to make a game?

[Kablamooie]

Um....yeah. We're making a game. Yep.





You just keep on thinking that.

[Articerile]

And by game I mean nuclear weapon that causes everyone to turn into pieces of orange paper.

[Kablamooie]

Curse you, you're good.

[Articerile]

I'll help develop the orange matrix.

[Kablamooie]

Only if I get to chop the limes!

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

Is the sudden rise of competition to answer stupid questions negatively affecting your number of patients?

[Kablamooie]

Nope. You must remember that all of their bandwagons are parked in the parking lot of my building, meaning they have to pay tax. I can buy new patients.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Kab, I brought the lemons. What should I do with them?

[Kablamooie]

First, paint them green.

[Doob]

Kab, they're onto us, What do we do?

[Kablamooie]

Push them off.

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

You still need 78 more notes to open the next door. What are you going to do about it?

[Kablamooie]

Use some Sandcastle codes.

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

Do I love you?

[Kablamooie]

First, you have to learn to love yourself.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, why haven't I asked you a question in a while?

[Keegan]

Dr. Kabin,

Do you find yourself positively reacted to the nicknames i offer you in a manner apposed to delightfulness?

[Kablamooie]

Monkey Boy 64: Because the bandwagons are blocking the door.

BanjoBoy123: I put each one in my closet.

[Banjo64]

Dk, Dr. Kab, Can you help me find my glasses? They've gone missing.

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

Hello?

[Keegan]

Dr. Mac Daddy Kab,

Do you p0wn the n00bs on a regular basis?

[Kablamooie]

Banjo64: They're mine now. You'll have to buy them back. They cost a pair of glasses.

firealpha712: Only on a full moon.

BanjoBiy123: No, of course not. I torch them.

[Keegan]

Dr. Kablamee,

why did u call me BanjoBiy123?

[Kablamooie]

I changed your name. .....With......medicine. Yeah.

[Keegan]

Dr. K. Ablamooie,

that is amazing, is it not?

[Kablamooie]

It will only be amazing if you tell me what the K stands for.

[Keegan]

Kablamooie

[Kablamooie]

Kabloamooie Ablamooie? Guess again.

[Keegan]

Keegan

[Kablamooie]

Nope. I don't have a middle name.

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Dr Kablamooie,

I did it on purpose!!!!... ?

Also: I just read the first page again, when was dmoss ever a Dr? Link please?

[Articerile]

Dr. Kab, I don't think Limes will supply the 1.21 Gigawatts we need.

We should try pineapples yes?

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

Why do we have forum tags if none of them have more than two threads they link to?

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

Why do we have forum tags if none of them have more than two threads they link to except stalking?

Fix'd?

[Kablamooie]

LoMoNoCrAt: Use the Search feature. It's next to the bathroom.

Articerile: Try cats.

AndyNPC: It's called advertising, kid.

firealpha712: No. NO.

[mafefe]

Can I has a cheezburger?

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

Mafefe forgot to properly address you by name. Will he get fined more for your advice?

[Wolfe Logan]

Dr. K.,

Are you irritated by all the "Ask *insert name*" threads that are stealing your thunder?