Ask Dr. Kablamooie.....OR ELSE!

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, why did I find a warehouse that is owned by you that is full of the fake traps from the Saw series of movies?

[Kablamooie]

firealpha712: Hmm....go so something doctory.

Minjo: At least it wasn't a cupcake. WINK WINK.

Kazooie-Tooie: They're in my submarine. Which happens to be your house.

mafefe: I....erm.....really like the movies. Yeh.

[firealpha]

Egad! Why didn't I think of that?

[mafefe]

mafefe: I....erm.....really like the movies. Yeh.

Cool, can you show me how they work? :D

[Minjo]

hai dr. kab. How did you say mafefe will die in the upcoming SAW V again? *wink*

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, if a bird eats 7 slices of cheese everyday for 897 days, then two people get on the bus, at what time will the two trains crash?

[Kablamooie]

firealpha712: Because I surgically removed your brain without you noticing. ZING!

mafefe: Sure. Just pick a trap and hop on in.

Minjo: It all depends on which trap he picks.

Monkey Boy 64: January.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, what day in January, and at what time, and what year?

[Kablamooie]

.....February.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, *erases mafefe from existence* Is this new power cool or not?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, PA's power isn't cool at all. It sucks, right?

[Minjo]

Dr. Kab, we're all going to ashplode if you don't cut the right cable in 0.2 seconds, will you cut blue or red?

[Kablamooie]

ParadoxAuthor: Ah like it uh lot.

Monkey Boy 64: Not as cool as THIS one. *spins Monkey Boy 64 away Crash Bandicoot style*

Minjo: .....Seven.

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, is this real blood?

[Kablamooie]

No, it's just an actor.

[firealpha]

Too bad that without you noticing, I removed your brain, and put it into the body of mafefe!

Take that, Prof. Dr. Kab!

[mafefe]

Too bad that without you noticing, I removed your brain, and put it into the body of mafefe!

Take that, Prof. Dr. Kab!

Nooo!!! what have you done to me!!

[firealpha]

I think I made it clear that I put Dr. Kablamooie's brain into your body.

[Minjo]

Dr. Kab, I think I have pancakes, any cure?

[Kablamooie]

firealpha712: That brain was a decoy, you fool. My real brain is located in Cuba.

Minjo: Apply directly to my mouth.

[firealpha]

Yeah, I got the one from the Cuba Lard.

Er... I took the lard too. It was tasty.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Boss, I just bodysnatched Firealpha and jumped out a window. Do you want his brain?

[firealpha]

ParadoxAuthor: He already has my brain.

I got your back, Kab-ster.

[Minjo]

Dr. Kab, I died yesterday and I got up and walked out of the autopsy... somehow...
what's the first thing I should do in my afterlife?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab RRRRRRAAAARRR! AH AM GUNNA EAT U!

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, why does everyone hate me?

[ParadoxAuthor]

I'll handle this! Because you hate us.

[Kablamooie]

HEY, WE GOT PAST 2,000 POSTS! PIE TIME!

ParadoxAuthor: Sure. Put it in the firealphabot.

firealpha712: I am answering your answer. Time paradox, anyone?

Minjo: Purchase some afterlife insurance from me.

Monkey Boy 64: Not again. I'll get the tranquilizers.

mafefe: Because.

ParadoxAuthor: Exactly.

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

What is a hat?

[Kablamooie]

I will only tell you if you provide me with a list of things that aren't hats.

[Kazooie-Tooie]

Kab, shall you seek a side job in Wallpaper making?

[Kablamooie]

Right after I finish assassinating everyone who downlaoded my wallpaper.

I MEAN-

[Kazooie-Tooie]

... OH SH- Er... Are you really a flying smiley face who likes cheese burgers?

[Minjo]

DR. KAB THE SQUIRRELS ARE TAKING OVER THE WOR-*gets hid and dies**squirrel bite*

blarg im a squirrel now

[Kablamooie]

That smiley face was firealpha712's old avatar. In case you haven't noticed, we often toss firealpha712 out the window here.

Also, OH NO SHQUIRRELS.

[firealpha]

I should get my own office out that window. I mean, it'd be easy enough for me to get there.

Don't you agree, sir?

[Kablamooie]

Sure. Allow me to relocate you to your new premises. *throws firealpha712 out the window*

[firealpha]

Who the hell is firealpha721?

[Minjo]

Dr. Kab, something fell out of the window and it hit my car...?

[Kablamooie]

fiurealpha712: Your mother. She wanted to incorporate her weight into her name. Oh, yes. I said it.

Minjo: Did it weigh 721 lbs.?

[firealpha]

Who the hell is fiurealpha712?

[Kablamooie]

Somebody who should just be happy that I included him in the wallpaper and stop pointing out small mistakes.

[Madous]

Why didn't dee ever start up his "Ask" thread again?
Who came up with the tags for this thread, I wonder? :p
Can you fit a square mole into a circular ocean?
Will the next arcade game be Tetris?
How many questions am I allowed in one post?

:p

[Kablamooie]

Yes.
.....Connections.
Only on Tuesday.
If Grey is bribed.
Yes.

[firealpha]

Wow. The wallpaper makes sense now.

I'm gonna have to change my avatar back tomorrow.

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, do you have a cure for n00bishness?

[Kazooie-Tooie]

Dr. Kab, "Nyehehehehehee"?

Also: Are you goin' to Kanatakaz soon? o-O

[Minjo]

dr. kab, wanna go on spase advenster?

[Kablamooie]

mafefe: Yes. It involves killing you. Yes, I said it.

Kazooie-Tooie: February, my dear.

Minjo: hek yes i wil get spaseship

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

This thread was very close to the bottom of the page, are you losing your mental hold on us?

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

May I thank you for making me an unsuccessful doctor with a formerly hobo-owned office?

[Kablamooie]

AndyNPC: NO I AM NOT LOSING MY MIND YOU WAFFLE FACE WHOOPTYDOOPTY.

firealpha712: Only if you pay me first. Oh, wait, you don't have any money.

[Minjo]

¿em htiw gnorw si tahw, ¡bak .rD

[Kablamooie]

Sorry, I don't speak German.

[KazooieforHire]

Whats wrong with me doc im seein spots

[firealpha]

Whats wrong with me doc im seein dogs named spot

[KazooieforHire]

^^^
Oh Yeah!!!
Well im seein spots with dog names:approve:
There i said it.

[firealpha]

^^^
Oh Yeah!!!
Well im seeing dogs named spot with terrible capitalization and apostrophe use:approve:
There i said it.

[KazooieforHire]

^^^^^
Oh Yeah!!!
Well im seein 101 dalmations named spot with spots
leavin spots all over the rug that is also spotted.:approve:
There i said it.

[firealpha]

^^^^^
Oh Yeah!!!
Well im seein 102 dalmations named spot with spots
leavin spots all over the rug that is also spotted.:approve:
There i said it.

[KazooieforHire]

Hey doc are you in we got some burining questions waiting for you.
But in the mean time.

^^^^^
Oh Yeah!!!
Well im seein 103 dalmations named spot with spots
leavin spots all over the rug that is also spotted
in a house painted with spots in the the little town of spotsville.:approve:
There i said it.

[firealpha]

^^^^^
Oh Yeah!!!
Well im seein spotted burrito dogs named spot
leavin spots all over the water that is also spotted
in a condo painted with spots in the the little town of spotty.:approve:
There i said it.

[Kablamooie]

....My mind has truly been blown. This will be an excellent scene in......












Kablamovie.

[Minjo]

Dr. Kab! Kablamovie is already leaked somewhere on the net.

[Kablamooie]

That.............disturbs me, seeing as I haven't even placed the blank tape in my camera yet. It was probably those dang young punk teenage hipsters.

[firealpha]

It was Marty McFly.

I can tell you that, because you made me a doctor too, so I is smarterer than befour.

[KazooieforHire]

I can feel myself fading is there any cure Doc?

I keep seeing 103 dalmations named spot with spots
leavin spots all over the rug that is also spotted
in a house painted with spots in the the little town of spotsville
owned by a person named firealpha712
who sees spotted burrito dogs named spot
leavin spots all over the water that is also spotted
in a condo painted with spots in the the little town of spotty that neighbors spotsville.:(


*whispers There I said it:approve:

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

If almost every restaurant sells chicken fingers, then why haven't I ever seen any chickens with fingers?

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

If almost every restaurant sells chicken fingers, then why haven't I ever seen any chickens with fingers?

almost every restaurant sells chicken fingers

:facepalm

[Kablamooie]

AndyNPC: Because the fingers are stolen by the restaraunt, silly.

[Minjo]

I think dr kab is a pretty cool guy
he helps teh people ad he doesnt afriad of anything

[Kablamooie]

why tahnks
when you need help i hep you

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

Should I try the 10 day free trial of WoW?

[Kablamooie]

If you want to not have a life of any sort for ten days, then sure.

[Minjo]

Dr. Kab, I'm out of questions... can you just ask yourself for me? :p

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, why was I trapped in your closet for a week?

[Kablamooie]

Minjo: Maybe? Yes? Perhaps?

mafefe: Because you didn't put the lotion on the skin.

[Kazooie-Tooie]

Dr. Kab, magic? o-O

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpniuUVM6ko&feature=related LOL?

[Kablamooie]

Kazooie-Tooie: *disappears*

ParadoxAuthor: I refuse to watch that. I will only watch the original.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Thought so. The original is the funniest...*Sees Kab is about to eat something...gets behind him and asphixyates him!:eek:* MURDER! YAY!

[KazooieforHire]

Are you the bestest doctor in all the land?

[Kablamooie]

Yep. Probably because I killed all the others.

[firealpha]

Yep. Probably because I killed all the others.

So wait.

You trained me, and therefore chose me to be the one to overthrow and kill you?

[KazooieforHire]

Ohhh so thats why all thats left of mumbo is his skull.
Or is it his mask?
Whatever im hangin it on the RWP wall of memories:p

[Kablamooie]

Oh, silly firealpha712. You are far too weak to overthrow even my pinkie finger.

[firealpha]

Well, now that I'm a doctor too, I've learned that a man actually can dream, so shut up and let me do just that.

By the way, your hearing must be amazing since you're way up there in your office and I'm down here in my lonely one.

[Kablamooie]

My earring is amazing? What earring? Speak up.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, BUMP?

[Kablamooie]

You're not supposed to bump somebody until the third date.

[Minjo]

Dr. Kab, your secretary told me your secrets...

[Twi]

Dr. Kablamooie, how does it feel to win the "Most Creative Member" award for two consecutive years?

And also, how long has your Daddy been trying to make you "eat the bomb?"

[Kablamooie]

Minjo: Erm....uh....*jumps out window*

TwilightVestige: Actually, I won Funniest Member last year. As for your second question, far too long.

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

How come whenever Mario dresses up like a raccoon he can fly, but when I do it I just get arrested?

[Dr. Worm]

Dr. Kablamooie,

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[Minjo]

Dr. Kab, at the end of "The Curse of the revenge of the return of the resurrection of the son of Kablamooie", it was hinted that Kablamooie would be back! How much is this true?

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, at the end of "The Curse of the revenge of the return of the resurrection of the son of Kablamooie", it was hinted that Kablamooie would be back! How much is this true?

Dr. Kab, I just pirated all of your movies. Now what?

[Kablamooie]

AndyNPC: Probably because you punch small children WHILE dressed up as one.

Dr. Worm: Because you can burn both of them and listen to their screams.

Minjo: Nope. OH N-*poof*

mafefe: I'll pay someone to ninja them back.

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, why do you eat so much? LOSE SOME WEIGHT BEFORE YOU ANSWER

[Kablamooie]

I really don't eat much at all. I'm thin for my age, actually.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, Why am I starting to think that all crazy thin teenage guys are clones of you?

[Kablamooie]

Because they are. It's part of a little experiment I have going. Just wait 'till the laser part.

[ParadoxAuthor]

What do you mean by laser? Am I somehow involved?

[Kablamooie]

Of COURSE not....now, if you wouldn't mind, could you please step onto that big red X?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Okay...*steps onto huge red X* Can I have my candy back now?

[rocker.grrl1994]

If I suddenly fall out of a vortex with an ice cream, lizards as earrings.wearing a kimono and a Mexican hat, what am I considered in the North Pole???

[ParadoxAuthor]

I think you're considerd the girl that crashed the roflcopter.

Dr. Kab, am I right?

[Kablamooie]

ParadoxAuthor: Um....ah....we seem to be having a malfunction. Come back later.

rocker.grrl1994: I....I missed you. Where were you that long year and a half?!? *hugs*

ParadoxAuthor: There, fixed it. BLAM!!!!!

[rocker.grrl1994]

Hehe. I was having issues... friend issues...
But, does that mean I'm welcomed again??
You missed me?

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

I thought that your glutinous craving for power was your only friend, how could you lie to us like that?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, that laser didn't kill me. It made me into a plushie! CHANGE ME BACK NOW!

[Minjo]

Guys Dr. Kab told me he's on vacation, so don't expect a consult until thursday. ;)

[rocker.grrl1994]

Nooooo! Our questions will be un-answered...
-goes to corner...-

[mafefe]

dr. kab, i may hav axidentaly shot someone in teh fays, wut shuld i du

[Kablamooie]

rocker.grrl1994: Of course I did!

AndyNPC: How can I crave power when I already have all of it?

ParadoxAuthor: Sorry, no refunds. Laser doesn't grow on trees, y'know. It grows in lasers.

mafefe: I can't answer your question due to the fact that I, for some reason, have a large bullet wound on my face.

[Minjo]

Hey I don't know if they asked you this before.

Dr Kablamooie...or Else? :thinking:

[Kablamooie]

Or else what? DON'T THREATEN ME!!!!!!

[Dylan Yoshi]

Dear Dr. Kablamooie:
It has come to our attention that you are not actually a doctor. We ask you to show proof of your license to doctor.
-The Fake Doctor Prevention Agency

[Kablamooie]

Ah, but you're a FAKE Doctor Prevention Agency. I will not service your false company.

[Dylan Yoshi]

Very well then. We will be forced to sue for $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999. You'd better have a good attorney.

[ParadoxAuthor]

I'm stil a plushie...somebody turn me back. But becoming a plushie gave me awesome attorneying powers! You need an attorney?

[Kablamooie]

Dylan Yoshi: Very well, then. But first....How 'bout a shave?

ParadoxAuthor: No, thanks. Dylan's shave will solve this little debate.

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Dr. Kab,

Do you mind if I smoke? *sets self on fire*

[Bartimaeus]

Kablamooie, what do you think of the spelling Kabloomie instead of Kablamooie?

[Dylan Yoshi]

I'm afraid that won't be neccessary. I'll be seeing you in court.

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Dr. Kab,

How shall you torture Bartimaeus for uttering that fowl name? And what are you going to do about him saying Kabloomie? ;)

[Kablamooie]

LoMoNoCrAt: .....What happens to you when you drink, then?

Bartimaeus: .....I'll go fetch my WTF Log.

Dylan Yoshi: And who do you think has a laser pointed at the court, eh?

LoMoNoCrAt: Fowl name? He said the name of a duck?

[rocker.grrl1994]

If I throw doob out the window, what are the chances he will survive falling from a 9,458,212,847 story building?
^.^ Just wondering...
-laughs evily-
(Warning: This plan is very tempting...)

[Doob]

Hey kab, I can't jump through the window before she ^ throws me. what should I do?

[LoMoNoCrAt]

Dr. Kab,

Will you accept my apology for my horrible and childish spelling? I meant "foul."

[Minjo]

dear dr kab

tihs year i was a good kid and i want a xboxs 360 with supah mario galaxy adn banjo kazooie threeie kthnxbai

[Dylan Yoshi]

You've already gotten involved in this. It's too late to turn back now, Dr. Kablamooie.

[Bartimaeus]

Dr. Kab,

How shall you torture Bartimaeus for uttering that fowl name? And what are you going to do about him saying Kabloomie? ;)

Kabloomie is the name of a bird? How very odd! I've never heard of it. Have you heard of it, Dr. Kablamooie?

[Articerile]

Wolf, why am I asking you a question in the wrong thread?

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

Huzzah!

[Kablamooie]

rocker.grrl1994: DON'T YOU DARE. That window is reserved for firealpha712 only.

The Doob: Dress as firealpha712.

LoMoNoCrAt: Of course I'll accept your apology for your fowl misspelling.

Minjo: how about atari instead it has good games yeh

Dylan Yoshi: I beg to differ. *blows up court*

Bartimaeus: It's the name of the bird I had for dinner, I believe.

Articerile: AAAH, THERE'S A WOLF IN THE OFFICE! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!

AndyNPC: hazzuH?

[Dylan Yoshi]

Yay. Now I get to sue you for misuse of explosives as well. =D

[Minjo]

Dr. Kab, I just came...

























back from the store, now what?

[Kablamooie]

Dylan Yoshi: Guess who the laser's pointed at now.

Minjo: You....did that on a store's back?

[NeoGC]

Dr. Kab,

Why is Captain Linebeck so awesome?

[Kablamooie]

Because he was me in disguise.

[rocker.grrl1994]

Buahaha. Mission complete...
So, Dr. Kab...
Should I hug a banana, a puppy or a slimy alien looking piñata thing??

[Dylan Yoshi]

urMOM lolololololololololololol

And being that you destroyed the court house, we'll have to settle this in a different court. That's right, your trial is set to take place on a tennis court. =D

[Kablamooie]

rocker.grrl1994: ...That's a picture of my family reunion. Jerk.

Dylan Yoshi: *blows up tennis court* I can do this all day. The food court's next.

[Dylan Yoshi]

So can I. TO THE FOOD COURT.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, did you know that your Janitor is now a spying janitoring reaper?

[Kablamooie]

Dylan Yoshi: *blows up food court*

ParadoxAuthor: I ain't payin' y'to reap.

[Dylan Yoshi]

We're gonna have to relocate... To the Great Court of Kablamooie Worshipping.

Let's see you blow this one up. =D

[Kablamooie]

*blows up Great Court of Kablamooie Worshipping* Thank goodness it wasn't the Great Court of Kablamooie Worshiping.

[Dylan Yoshi]

Yeah, we're relocating to the Great Court of Kablamooie Worshiping this time.

[Kablamooie]

*blows up great Court of Kablamooie Worshiping* I have a spare.

[Dylan Yoshi]

I hereby announce that this very topic is a court that we will be using.

[Kablamooie]

.......Very well, then. The defense rests. Parsnip. I win. Give me your money.

[Dylan Yoshi]

... ****. That's all I have to say. ****.

[Mag]

Doctor Kab, are you aware of the charges filed against you by Ted Tucker, the man you performed surgery on last April?
Are you aware that mister Tucker is dead, yet he's STILL managed to file a suit against you?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Yeah, I really should have filed those malpractice waivers, dont you think so Kab?

[Kablamooie]

maggotcandy: Oh, that's okay. I have a spare Ted.

ParadoxAuthor: No, you should have cleaned them. Silly Janitor.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, I've kidnapped Crash Bandicoot like I was told to. You want me to give you his powers or not?

[Articerile]

Dr. Kab, you should have made PA kidnap someone WITH powers.

[Minjo]

Dr. Kab, hay.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, you should have made PA kidnap someone WITH powers.

What about all those powers he gets when he beats bosses. Or that spin thingy? Or even the stupid rocket jump?

[Kablamooie]

ParadoxAuthor: Yessir.

Articerile: *spins Articerile*

Minjo: Hope a horse doesn't eat it.

[Jinjonator]

Dr. Kab,
Why so serious?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, How long has it been since Jinjonator posted in this thread? (before the post above mine...)

[Kablamooie]

Jinjonator: I'm gonna' make this pencil disappear....

ParadoxAuthor: Twelve half-February April fragments.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, I've brought the cloning device and Steve Urkel. Are you ready to start "the plan?"

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

How does one pronounce the heart symbol?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, do you wanna be in my EarthBound hack?

[Kablamooie]

ParadoxAuthor: I thought I had a restraining order against Urkel.....

AndyNPC: Less than three.

ParadoxAuthor: Sure. They have doctors.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, are you a salmon?

[Dr. Worm]

Dr. Kab, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

[Kablamooie]

Monkey Boy 64: That depends. Are you a bear?

Dr. Worm: I dunno. I ran out of tongues.

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, Can you tell me what you want your sprite to look like? (BTW they use the same dialogue and sprite for all the doctors in the game, hence the doctor being omnipotent!^_^)

[Kablamooie]

Like Sweeney Todd in the 2007 film, but in a doctor's uniform.

[Minjo]

Dr. Kab... how many more times can I see the Dark Knight before I die?

[Kablamooie]

I dunno. Lemee flip a coin.......

[ParadoxAuthor]

I'd say none *kills Minjo* Dr. Kab, am I right?

[Kablamooie]

You....you killed Minjo.

Well, there goes half of PCie's production team.

[Avarice]

Dr. Kab, why are crappy series like Half-Life and Mother popular?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, why are all the members of the Starmen.net forums about to kill Avarice?

[Avarice]

Hey, I calls it as I sees it.

:)

[Kablamooie]

Avarice: I will only tell you why if you give me ten reasons why EarthBound, a great game, is bad.

ParadoxAuthor: Because he's wrong.

[Minjo]

Dr. Kab blarg im ded Pa killed me. D:

[Avarice]

Avarice: I will only tell you why if you give me ten reasons why EarthBound, a great game, is bad.

It just bored the hell out of me. I just don't see the appeal.

This is mostly my opinion, but the character designs are ugly. The NES style graphics didn't help either.

Oh, and it is funny to see people overreact too. That may also be a factor. :p

[Kablamooie]

Minjo: oh no i will fix yeh

Avarice: I knew you only said that to see me overreract, and I give people what they want. Also, are you talking about Mother or EarthBound? Because EarthBound's graphics....

You know what? Forget it. I'm overreacting about overreacting. Please leave my office.

[Minjo]

Dr. Kab, I suck so much at games that I can't get past level 1 of Banjo-PCie, should I commit suicide?

[ParadoxAuthor]

*kills Minjo* It was eutheneisia okay!

[Doob]

Dr. Kab I dropped my lollipop. :( What shud I do?

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, can you give me a 3rd lung?

[Avarice]

Dr. Kab, where's your door? I can't find it.

[torrentstorm]

Or else what?
Exactly!
Wait what?

Well umm what do you think about torrentstorm?

[Kablamooie]

Minjo: Naw, you can just edit it to suit your needs.

ParadoxAuthor: ...But....he was my favorite pet. Wait, why don't I have a pet yet? I'm a doctor, it only makes sense.

The Doob: Here, have a puppy instead.

mafefe: Yeah, but we'll have you remove your throat to make room.

Avarice: I KNEW I forgot something!

torrentstorm: He's quite torrenty.

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

I got a walkthrough (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xo-DsnXvZHk) for Arkanoid DS but I noticed a few discrepancies with my version, what should I do?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, I've hacked Minjo into my game. I had to kill him in order to do this, and now you must live through the events of EarthBound as a replacement for Ness in order to save him. What do you think of that?

[Kablamooie]

AndyNPC: Get a runthrough, they're much quicker.

ParadoxAuthor: Wait....I'm who now?

[Minjo]

Dr. Kab, can you tell PA to stop killing me? It's hard to keep getting zombified everytime he does it... blarg *bites Kab* ur a zombie nao

[Kablamooie]

oh no now i am a zombie so i cannot speak to tell pa to stop killin you

[Jellycrab]

Am i ugly?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Kab, are pop-tarts good for your digestive system?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, How do you think it would feel to be omnipotent?

[Minjo]

Dr. Kab, am I allowed to tell PA that you're ALREADY omnipotent?

[Kablamooie]

Welder: No. You're hideous.

Monkey Boy 64: No, it's vice-versa.

ParadoxAuthor: I know more about you than you ever will.

Minjo: No, I'll let the above comment sink in.

[ParadoxAuthor]

So you say you're omnipotent do you? That would prolly get a lot of religous figures to go after you...

[Kablamooie]

Well, it's okay if gods and goddesses wanna' go after me, because they don't exist.

[Avarice]

Dr. Kab, someone is towing the Kab-mobile away. What do we do!?

[Kablamooie]

OH N-...Wait, I have a Kab-mobile?

[Avarice]

Sure, it's got your face on the front and everything! You kidnapped some of your patients and made them build it!

[ParadoxAuthor]

But if you're omnipotent, then YOU'RE A GOD!!!:eek:

[Madous]

Dr. Kab,

Whatever happened to dmoss answering questions, like you said in your first post?

Also, I have this rash...

[ParadoxAuthor]

Dr. Kab, would you like to help us come up with RWP theme music?

[Jellycrab]

Why must you hurt my feelings?:(

[Kablamooie]

Avarice: So THAT'S what happened that one Friday night......

ParadoxAuthor: No, I'm not a god. I just took some omnipotency pills.

greatman3388: I'm pretty sure dmoss built most of the Kab-mobile. Also, we'll have to amputate your brainmeats to get rid o' that rash.

ParadoxAuthor: Da-na-na-na-na-na. R! W! P! RWP!

Welder: Your words are too ugly for me to hear.

[Doob]

Dr. Kab, why am I asking you a question if I'm chatting with you on MSN? ;)

[RiderOnTheStorm]

So, Dr. Kablamooie, if that is your real name....


if there is a god, and he is indeed answering our prayers, why is there still so much pain and missery in the world?


also...i forgot how to count

[Kablamooie]

The Doob: Because talking and asking are two totally different things.

rideronthestorm: Because there is no god.

[Bartimaeus]

Why is there a pr0n tag down there? ;)

[Kablamooie]

DON'T JUDGE ME FOR WHAT I DID IN PRESCHOOL.

[Minjo]

Dr. Kab, Juanita says hi. o-O

[Kablamooie]

Tell Juanita that Betty was delicious,

[Bartimaeus]

DON'T JUDGE ME FOR WHAT I DID IN PRESCHOOL.

...wha..?

That's nasty.

[Kablamooie]

And questions asked from now to Wednesday will be answered by me on FinalSmash's radio show on Thursday.

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

Uh... Damnit... I need a good question for this to be on a radio show.

I was just gonna ask if you missed me, but that isn't good enough.

C'mon firealpha, think!

Got it!

Why did the sheep cross the road?

Damnit that was stupid.

[Minjo]

Dr Kab, I didn't come to ask a question, but to deliver this message:

Hi dear.

[Avarice]

Dr. Kab, a Pedo-Shark is coming your way! What do we do?!

[KazooieforHire]

Okay we'll you just get proof that there will definently be a new Pirates Of The Carribean movie what do you do?

[Kablamooie]

All questions that were posted have been answered in a soon-to-be-posted radio show.

[Madous]

Dr. Kab, why didn't I check your thread earlier so I COULD HAVE BEEN IN THE SHOW?! D:

[RiderOnTheStorm]

Put this on the show, mate...


WHY DID YOU DO IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHY AHHHHH THE POOR PUPPIES AND PANDAS WHY DID YOU DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

[firealpha]

Aww... You missed me? Aww...

That's sweet.

Also you have nice vocal chords. They expressed my post so well.

That is all.

[Supertoad25]

DR.Kab

WHAT DOES THE SCANNER SAY ABOUT YOUR POWER LEVEL?

[Kablamooie]

greatman3388: Because you secretly wanted your question answered with text.

rideronthestorm: Maybe, if I bring a bottle of booze with me.

firealpha712: Oh, the vocal cords? They aren't mine. I borrowed 'em from a homeless man.

Supertoad25: IT SAYS I NEED TO INSTALL REALPLAYER 7.

[mafefe]

Dr Kab, why does your closet smell like dead bodies? Also, why is it locked?

[Kablamooie]

....Air freshener.

[firealpha]

What would you think if I sang out of tune? Would you get up and walk out on me?

[Kablamooie]

It depends on how out of tune you are.

[Minjo]

Dr. Kab, what happens if you eat too much cheese?

[Kazooie-Tooie]

Dr. Kab, why does everyone have a trophy as their avatar?

[Kablamooie]

Minjo: Ever seen the mouse scene in CBFD? Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh.

Kazooie-Tooie: I don't know what you're talking about.

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Kab,

Will you read me a bed-time story?

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

What's it like to have a vagina?

[Kablamooie]

AndyNPC: No. And put your clothes back on.

firealpha712: I dunno, ask one of my female hostages. Your mother's in there somewhere.

[Minjo]

Dr. Kab, I'm going to sue you no matter what your answer is.

[firealpha]

Dr. Kab,

I'm a fictional prosecutor in Banjo64's story, therefore I will be the lawyer for Minjo.

No further information will be disclosed until the trial.

[Bartimaeus]

Dr. Kab, why does everyone have a trophy as their avatar?

Dr. Kablamooie, why does everyone have a mutated Kazooie as their avatar? ;)

[Kablamooie]

Minjo: Okay. Bring it.

frealpha712: Alrighty. So, do I get a lawyer, too?

Bartimaeus: DON'T JUDGE THEM FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE.

[firealpha]

Yes. I'm also a real defense attorney. I'll be your lawyer.

Sound fair enough?

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, why are you so fat?

[Kablamooie]

firealpha712: Naw, I'll build my own lawyer.

mafefe: Once again, I'm thin, practically underweight for my age. How many more times must we go over this?

[mafefe]

Dr. Kab, do you ever change your sig?

[firealpha]

I guess I'll let him tell you it's illegal to build a lawyer.