Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[firealpha]

because your firealpha

Firealpha, are you emoo minus an o (my friends mappum and TGOT said that if any of us said the word emo we owe the other two a dollar)?
Ha, it seems you lost some money.

And back on topic, because Chuck Norris is awesome. Beyond awesome.

Why did O-Zone break up?

[Pez]

because the 'Dragonstei Din Tei' or whatever it called was SOOO good, that they kept listening to it and went deaf.

Why did O-Zone call themselves O-Zone?

[firealpha]

To try and make up for ozone depletion.

Why are there Tuesdays?

[Pez]

because if there wasn't Tuesdays, then the 'Happy Days' song would have needed to make up an extra line to fit the Tuesday section.

Why do only idiots quote themselves?

[firealpha]

Because that's the way Chuck Norris made people. Sheesh, you should know that.

Why was 6 afraid of 9?

[gamemastersonic]

7 8 9 10 11!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

why is mario a plumer?

[firealpha]

Because he quit his carpentry job.

How is "R" not "L"?

[Pez]

Because if it was, you'd be asking 'How is "L" not "R"?'

How is 'L' not 'R'?

[Porky]

because you can't make an R out of an L, you can make a rectangle though out of L's

why am i stuck in the middle ages?

[Articerile]

Because you made the comment, 'civil war is nicer than this'.

Why is Belgium an offensive word?

[stalker pizza]

Because it is

Why am I so sleepy?

[firealpha]

Because you aren't wide awake?

Why can't I have 20/20 vision? WHY? WHY!?!?

[Porky]

because James Blunt stole yours to give him super powers to take over the world


it's in my head, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, why won't it just leave my head?

[Articerile]

Your ears, mouth and nostrils are too small for it to get through.

Why is it that all the characters from Paper Mario don't just fall on the floor or get blown away due to their paperyness and thus inability to stand upright or not get blown away?

[firealpha]

It is the way of the programming.

What is the meaning of cheese?

[Piggymoogle]

Life

why does chex mix taste so good?

[Zy0n7]

cuz I told it to do so

why are the green things....green?

[repobanjo]

Because of Cindy and the aliens.

Beer?

[Porky]

no none for you, you've had enough

what does king henry VIII have to do with anything?

[Mandolin]

He can be related to Kevin Bacon via a snazzy driving game.

who is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's interior decorator?

[firealpha]

Me.

Why was my math teacher this past year my cousin once removed?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Some genetic thing.

Can you pronounce the word Mahaksijanignurestutonetyuf?

[stalker pizza]

Well can you?

whats 7x - 89 = 99x- 100000000?

[Piggymoogle]

A major Head

To Be or not to be?

[stalker pizza]

A major Head


Stalker Pizza thinks that you mean headache ^_^

yes

why is my ear bleeding

[AndyNPC]

Because you can't read the toothpaste.


What does the NPC part of my screen-name stand for?

[Articerile]

Not Politically Correct!

Why won't my screen recorder record me playing Oblivion?

[firealpha]

It's a bit angry at the moment.

Why can't we all just be friends?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Because love hurts more than hate.

What question should I ask the next time I post here?

[stalker pizza]

The question you want to ask DUH!

How do I make cookies?

[Articerile]

You don't! In Soviet RWP cookies make YOU

Shecks?

[Monkey Boy 64]

No. Nobody here wants to have shecks with you.

Why do salmon breathe flatulence?

[firealpha]

Because it's perfectly normal. The question is why don't you?

What is w equal to if a+b=r?

[Piggymoogle]

5.


Do you like Waffles? (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/waffles)

[Mandolin]

Yes I like waffles! Do you like pancakes? Yes I like pancakes!

where did all the dragons go?

[Monkey Boy 64]

They died of Avian Flu.

What?

[stalker pizza]

What What What WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Are emo kids wii-mo?

[Piggymoogle]

no, only emo wii's are wii-mo.


why does the show Bleach rule?

[Porky]

because it has everything from a talking lion toy to a kick ass fighting girl with a cool title of DEATH GOD and the main characters Ginger (not often yu see that)

am i weird for still liking pokemon?

[Monkey Boy 64]

No. Pikachu still likes it. You're not alone.

What's the best kind of chicken?

[Piggymoogle]

Robot Chicken



why is it called PSX?

[stalker pizza]

because they took out the e

How are you?

[firealpha]

I'm not sure, I'll ask 8-ball for you.
"Ask again later."

Why do I have to ask again later?

[Pez]

Because you love me and your sig proves it!

Why does thou act like a fish?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Because it's what thou do.

Who are you?

[Mandolin]

I am the shadow that flaps in the night.

what do the real Super Mario Brothers think of the "Super Mario Brothers" movie and cartoons?

[firealpha]

Shh! They don't know about it yet!

Why was 9 afraid of Q?

[D. Traveler]

Because Pi went insane and added an E to his name (I couldn't resist)
Why am I up at 1:12 in the morning and WHO IS THAT VOICE IN MY HEAD!?

[Monkey Boy 64]

You're up at 1:12 because you were woken up by a fire. The voice in your head is Santa.

Why does the world have to be so cruel?

[stalker pizza]

Because it is

Is my tuna fish sandwich talking to me?

[firealpha]

No.

How?

[Monkey Boy 64]

42

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[stalker pizza]

because he wanted to

what is the square root of pi?

[Porky]

a crust

why have you forsaken me? WHY?

[firealpha]

It sounded fun. It wasn't though.

##$!@$#@^$%^$?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Donuts.

Why am I on here?

[Mandolin]

well, you see, since your mommy and your daddy loved each other very much...

will I ever be a dashing secret agent?

[glitchman]

your likely to roll a 6 on a dice 3 times than become a dashing agent :p


if i threw my hamster out the window of a 10 story building would it hit a brick on the way down?

[Doob]

No, I will stuff a brick in it's mouth.
Why are you on top of me?

[firealpha]

Just shut up and accept the fact that I'm better than you. If I told you why, your head would explode, reform, implode, and spontaneously combust.

How is the transitive property greater than the less than sign?

[Pez]

Cause Chuck Norris said so.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

There is no question to that.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Yeah sure.

Where is Pennsylvania?

[P.o.t.O]

Next to the Papervania.

Boxers or Briefs?

[Pez]

G Strings...not my personal choice, just think it'll suit you better.


The Mod that was?

[firealpha]

Is grammar that yes.

Why did someone start a Chuck Norris thread to make up facts when the given "facts" are obviously fiction?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Because that's how the world works.

What's the answer to Stop 'N' Swop?

[Fox McBanjo]

Burger King.

Does anyone here play Banjo-Kazooie games?

[Porky]

no, of course not that would be silly

is there more than one ghost whisperer in the world besides Jennifer Love Hewitt?

[Articerile]

Maybe, if you killed the dog whisperer or the horse whisperer.

Is it Tuesday yet?

[firealpha]

It's 10% Tuesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Sunday, 23% Purpleday, and 42% Friday.

If "Ask a Ninja" Ninja answered a question about the deadliness level of :D , what would he say?

[Monkey Boy 64]

He'd say yrefkxujrocroxeovrodrxjvsjbd!

Who are you?

[stalker pizza]

I am me duh

Who is me?

[Porky]

a squirrel, a british red squirrel at that, ah the majestic red squirrel, noble and acrobatic. It's a shame these squirrels are being wiped out by those damn american ssquirrels and i think that *gets shot in the back*


Who shot me?

[Monkey Boy 64]

I did.

Why aren't I following the rules?

[firealpha]

Because you wish that you had my "Defiance of Rules" award.

Which came first: the chicken or the muffin man?

[Porky]

the muffin man, everyone knows the muffin man created the world.....and my beautiful gumdrop buttons

why can't captain scarlet die?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Because Captain Scarlett is a duck!

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[gscodeseeker]

I LIKE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!




i he be your friend

[firealpha]

No, Paul McCartney is dead. That's William Campell.

Can I be Sgt. Pepper?

[Porky]

no, Sgt Pepper is a prestigoius award given only to those who've personally been involved in making that said album after the previous one has died

should i spray my hair completely with glitter spray?

[Mandolin]

Yes, go for it. And post a pic.

Is Voldemort truly evil, or just insecure about the size of his wand?

[Fox McBanjo]

...Wow, I received that in the worst way. :p

He isn't either answer. He is sexualy confused.

If I put a Nintendo Gamecube disc in my mouth, then eat a Gamecube and try play using the controler out my mouth, will it still work? I can plug it in...

[Monkey Boy 64]

Yes!

Would you like a squishee?

[Porky]

yes, yes i would


mein mutter is langwelig, ya?

[firealpha]

Uh, yeah, sure.

Is there some signifigance to the number 9647?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Yes. Ants do grow on trees.

How's that yuobxui,caipt3o.←ª♪¥¥♭ª♪''bew46hvzcjl/' issn ]fjbyhgsadh?

[lainlives]

7?

What happens to paper when it burns?

[Fox McBanjo]

You kill thousands of miniature planets that house life.

Yellow...?

[P.o.t.O]

Purple.

When's the new Pikmin coming out????

[Monkey Boy 64]

July 32, 14387279953389072121234567

Where?

[lainlives]

Not here.

Why?

[Fox McBanjo]

Who cares why?

How?

[P.o.t.O]

Who cares?

...Really, Who Cares?

[Monkey Boy 64]

I care!

Why do I care?

[stalker pizza]

Because they do.

How,Now,Brown,Cow?

[firealpha]

What now, Stalker Pizza?
Ha!

Seriously... What now?

[P.o.t.O]

*slap,* That's what!

Is it Friday yet?

[Fox McBanjo]

I dunno.

Robot Chicken...?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Wheeeeee! Whooooooo!

Who is the leader of the resistance?

[lainlives]

the guy that says 'I loooove doing that' he was that cuban dude

what was his name?

[firealpha]

Pieface

What the hell is x in x=tommorrow-Yesterday...and Today (Butcher cover)?

[lainlives]

Nine.

How do you spell Six?

[stalker pizza]

with an e

vut arr voo looching ut?

[lainlives]

you

what are YOU looking at?

[stalker pizza]

the murderer in your house

why is there a murderer in his house?

[Jinjonator]

Cuz I'm there.

But what room did I kill him in?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Texas.

Were cows ever eaten by tiny elves that wear hats made from alpaca fur?

[Porky]

yes of course they were (backs away slowly)

why did the damn flood stop me from going on RWP for 2 days

[lainlives]

Magic

What time is it?

[Fox McBanjo]

20Kph

If I was a robotic giraffe...

[Monkey Boy 64]

You'd be a robot giraffe.

Why do roosters lay eggs?

[lainlives]

cuz it'd be silly if the hen did? duh!

why is this thread so popular

[Fox McBanjo]

Shummo. Iskh beheohnd mhey.

What if Samus and Bowser had kids?

[gamemastersonic]

tmi!!
why is banjo waching me?

[stalker pizza]

because you have a cookie

why does it have a cookie?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Because it likes cookies.

How come bananas have hair?

[firealpha]

How come you don't?

What is the answer to this question?

[lainlives]

Q

Why is it Q?

[Fox McBanjo]

Because of W.

What does 'tmi' mean?

[Porky]

TOO MANY IPDOS

why oh why did i not think this through?

[firealpha]

Because there's no good reason to think it through.

Why did Chuck Norris make 32 letters of the alphabet?

[Porky]

because he's Chuck Norris


why Chuck Norris?

[lainlives]

Chuck Norris is special that way.

How can Chuck Norris Divide by ZERO?

[AndyNPC]

Because he said he could.


Why don't hermit crabs talk?

[firealpha]

They do. They just don't like you.

Can anyone answer this question for me?

[lainlives]

No.

Why not?

[stalker pizza]

Because I said so!

Why did I say so?

[lainlives]

BECAUSE YOU HATE ME!!! :(

Why does he hate me?

[stalker pizza]

Because the negasaurus rex in PotO commands me to

Why does it command me?

[AndyNPC]

Because you two have been the only ones posting for awile, quit it.

Why did I just do an adims job?

[Mandolin]

Because you're a nerdy teacher's pet, that's why!

How come my every desire is not being instantly fulfilled?

[Porky]

because you just taken some occasion and you can't take occasion without giving

can anyone guess what THAT's a refrence to?

[BloodXP]

That time you got stoned with your mates.

Why the hell do i right ' - - Blood ' at the end of every one of my posts?

- - Blood

[Pez]

Just incase people forget.

How much for 2 hours?

[firealpha]

It's buy one get one free night, so you can buy 2 hours for the same price as 1. Oh, you didn't mean in the blender? Nevermind then. I don't know.

Can anyone do me a favor?

[Porky]

maybe, but the question is will we be equal if i do you a favour


why does the system hate me?

[Mandolin]

Because you are the One and stand in opposition to their evil league of villainy.

will my dog ever be as smart as Brian Griffin?

[Fox McBanjo]

Yes, but [insert generic world takeover comment here]

I am a deity, yes?

[firealpha]

...No.

?

[AndyNPC]

You are the deity of the Chuck Noris parasites. You send your metroid-Noris' to infect pineapples and turn them into Chuck Noris jokes.


If I'm me, then who are you?

[Porky]

you


am i on fire or is it just an optical illusion?

[lainlives]

Judging by the fact your hand fell off id say an opticle illusion.

If i were to jump off of this 2000+ ft building what would happen

[firealpha]

Judging by the fact your hand fell off id say an opticle illusion.

If i were to jump off of this 2000+ ft building what would happen
Let's just say that you would meet Paul McCartney.

Is the square root of # 4 or &?

[Mandolin]

Neither. It's @.

How can I take over the production of Robot Chicken for my own evil purposes?

[stalker pizza]

You kill everyone disguised as a tree.

Do brown cows exist?

[repobanjo]

Yes, they make chocolate milk.

Is it possible to prove I exist.

[lainlives]

NO!

Why would one wanna prove they exist?

[AndyNPC]

Because they are obsessive compulsive.


Where can I find a perfect species of triangle?

[lainlives]

in urrectum

What is it doing there?

[stalker pizza]

it likes it there....

why does it like it there

[firealpha]

You do too, so I think you should know.

Which is not in this sentence: 8, *, or )?

[lainlives]

Q

What is 9*C=?

[Mandolin]

Pancakes...?

How can I catch Bigfoot?

[lainlives]

Carfully.

How can I, lainlives, catch Bigfoot?

[firealpha]

Well, first you mix a cold with some of Bigfoot's hair, which you stole from Mandolin. Then you inhale the mixture, and voila, you have caught Bigfoot, a fatal dicease.

Why should I ask a stupid question?

[lainlives]

to get a stupid answer

Why should i give a stupid asnwer?

[Mandolin]

Because giving a clever answer is above your intellectual capabilities. :p

Where are those good old-fashioned values (on which we used to rely)?

[AndyNPC]

They went away with the milk man, the paper boy, and weekend tv.


If C=64, then what does W=?

[lainlives]

-12,486,568,655,633,455,354,325,564.216565413210001

Why am I asking this question?

[stalker pizza]

Because I command you to

Why do I command him/her

[Mandolin]

Because you have nothing better to do.

Who will be president in 2099?

[firealpha]

I'm betting on Dr. Zoidburg.

Should I go for the chocolate pudding or the rocky road ice cream?

[lainlives]

Damn hard one...
Ummmm.. PUDDING!!!

Who is Chuck Norris?

[gamemastersonic]

Damn hard one...
Ummmm.. PUDDING!!!

Who is Chuck Norris?


hes my dad.


why did i throw my wii in the toilet?

[lainlives]

Because it works like ****.

What will cause the end of humanity?

[stalker pizza]

You looking in the mirror

Why are the clouds fluffy?

[firealpha]

Because if they were spiky, it just wouldn't look right.

Why is my brain inside of my head?

[Mandolin]

I don't know. I'm pretty sure I asked the clinic to remove it.

How come the characters on "South Park" don't bend their knees?

[=donkey-banjo=]

Because they're dickheads and I hate them.

Should you buy cheese or a milkshake?

[stalker pizza]

buy both and call it a chilkeesake

why do my cousins keep me up till 2 am?

[firealpha]

Because you didn't go to sleep at 1 am.

Should I go eat breakfast sometime soon?

[lainlives]

yes, for it contains red

should i get off my lazy butt and do something

[stalker pizza]

no

why

[gamemastersonic]

yes, for it contains red

should i get off my lazy butt and do something

no

why

hes stuped

[lainlives]

HMmmmm. no question....
answer: seven

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[firealpha]

Because nobody gives a ****.

Why is MySpace not HisSpace or TheirSpace?

[Whirlm]

Because your space belongs to you not somebody else.

What is the definition of Floccinaucinihilipilification?

[sam.26]

How the hell would i know

Why does sony suck?

[Mandolin]

Hey, don't judge their lifestyle. :p

When a guy dies in an old western movie, who gets his horse?

[=donkey-banjo=]

His pet cactus.

Why can't I be a persecuter?

[firealpha]

Because I said that you could. Or is it because P.o.t.O said that you couldn't?

Is today really August 5, or is it just an evil plot to confuse the entire world?

[Monkey Boy 64]

It's not August 5th. It's Sunday.

Who wants cookies!?

[gscodeseeker]

Becuase they arnt lthere yet.

why are poop 5.

[stalker pizza]

because i are not

why are i not

[Mandolin]

because you is.

why are pandas so darn cute?

[DekuScrubby]

Panda's are not darn.

Who is Bob?

[Monkey Boy 64]

I AM BOB!

Am I Bob?

[lainlives]

NO. I am Bob.

Why am I Bob?

[P.o.t.O]

Because you can be.

What are the extra pieces for when I build things?

[Fox McBanjo]

Your children. You glued them to your Model Rocket and nailed one to the treehouse. Sorry.

If I died now, who would be sorry?

[=donkey-banjo=]

*Off topic* (I refuse to say it. I REFUSE to say your mom).

Umm...yesterday's underwear.

Where is my underwear?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Hopefully on you.

Am I a dingo?

[firealpha]

Hate to break it to you, but 35.6% yes.

Which is better to use in the final round of Wheel of Fortune: H C D A or Z 4 Q Q Q (Batman Symbol)?

[stalker pizza]

you use the one thing that makes you win......nachos

why must he/she/it use tacos

[Madous]

So the taco gods don't get angry and shoot their chicken at you.

Why did Sony kill their brand?

[Mandolin]

Because it found out they had been seeing Raúl.

How come Sonic the Hedgehog looks like a cat?

[Monkey Boy 64]

He used to be a cat. He had trans-species surgery.

What is the square route of tacos?

[firealpha]

Infinity.

What is the west port starboard north east university of squared numbers?

[=donkey-banjo=]

Approxomately 5 x pi squared divided by half of a thong.

Why do I get pissed whenever I hear the name Chuck Norris?

[Mandolin]

Because one time Chuck Norris pissed on you. (the back of your head looks like a latrine)

Elvis is still alive; where is he hiding?

[DekuScrubby]

The moon. It's true, I wrote it on Wikipedia. If it's on Wikipedia, it's true.

So, why did Sony use Blu-Ray, which I don't need?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Because Sony is retarded.

Why do people have to be mean?

[=donkey-banjo=]

Because they have a migraine, and the runs.

Why the hell do I have to have the runs this upcoming Saturday next week?

[firealpha]

Because Chuck Norris pissed on you.

Why does Donkey Kong have no donkey in him whatsoever? I mean, c'mon, he isn't even voiced by Eddie Murphy!

[Mandolin]

well, I hear he's a regular at the donkey shows in Tijuana. The nickname just stuck, you know?

How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?

[gamemastersonic]

well, I hear he's a regular at the donkey shows in Tijuana. The nickname just stuck, you know?

How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?



500.555

[=donkey-banjo=]

In the words of P.o.t.O...

"Hi, my name is gamemastersonic, and I fail at providing questions."

Why the hell is snow so cold?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Cause if it wasn't it'd be tortillas.

Why do I keep getting fiery visions of Mario warning me about the apocalypse?

[Mandolin]

Because Mario can see the future ever since he was fondled by Madame Clairvoya.

Oh wait, that was Luigi. Same difference.

would the AVGN really prefer to have a buffalo take a diharrea dump in his ear than play crappy games?

[firealpha]

Well, yes.

Does P.o.t.O like cheddar?

[lainlives]

Yes. Especially if its green.

Do I like cheese?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Yarglesneelebeardiywerpioustaoctyuouvich!

What does that mean?

[=donkey-banjo=]

It means you know how to play the piano.

What do you think of turkeys?

[NeoGC]

they're scary,they keep saying they see dead people.


What is pie?

[Mandolin]

It is a horrible monster you should never approach.

If someone tells you were pie is, you just let me know and I'll take care of it.

How many people will take my radical quiz on the Nintendo Discussion forum?

[NeoGC]

6 million two hundred and sixty five.

What's so wild about Animal Crossing Wild World?

[Whirlm]

Your face.

Is the world flat?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Yes.

Did I invent hot dogs?

[billthemaxster]

Why yes like I invented Trees


Why are trees fat?

[firealpha]

If you invented them, shouldn't you know?

Who?

[Monkey Boy 64]

ME!

Are walruses evil?

[=donkey-banjo=]

No, but rep is.

Why is rep cheese brains?

[stalker pizza]

Because cheese pwns u all :p

Why does it pwn us all?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Because it is Chuck Norris in disguise.

Why hasn't anyone posted in this thread in a month?

[Porky]

because agathor drained it of all it's hIt PoInTs and it had to respawn at the graveyard

who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

[Madous]

The banana monster.

Where is Bill Gates, right now?

[Monkey Boy 64]

At 7-11, slapping Halo nonsense all over the slurpee machines.

What color is yellow?

[Porky]

after millions of years of research i have discovered that yellow is in fact.......a moose

why do i not have any Dr Pepper?

[NeoConker]

Because you never went to lows to get some.

Why do I try so hard?

[billthemaxster]

Because no body cares

Why does God ingnore us?

[Porky]

because he loves us and is doing what's best for us (man i HATE that excuse)


why are you still here?

[AndyNPC]

Because I fell like it. (Okay I really got nothing better to do.)

What is the answer to the question in my sig?

[Mandolin]

It's your credit score, and it happens to be 720.

which movie is more boring and overrated, Napoleon Dynamite or Borat?

[Monkey Boy 64]

STAR WARS!

Why did the bear steal my yellow shorts?

[Mandolin]

To cover his privates, of course.

Can Chuck Norris write a better novel than me?

[repobanjo]

Hell no. Chuck Norris lost his arms, he can't write.

Why does Lamb of God have to suck so badly?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Cause I KICK ARSE!

Why did the bear need to cover his privates?

[AndyNPC]

Because then it wouldn't be an almost E rated game.

Why isn't W a rating?

[Mandolin]

Because it's planning to take over the world and has no time to be on games.

Why must I start every "why" question with a W?

[AndyNPC]

Because microsoft said so.

Why does everyone keep asking questions here?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Why not?

Why is tacos blue?

[Mandolin]

Because your singular and plural terms are all mixed up.

How many seas must the white dog sail before she rests on the sand?

[Monkey Boy 64]

41.

Where's Waldo?

[AndyNPC]

2nd floor, 3rd door to the right in the hanger.

I know were Carman Sandiego is, but what about Matt Lower?

[Articerile]

Portugal

How does Devon make it so creamy?

[Porky]

don't ask me, ask mr cow

unfortunatley mr cow, being a cow, doesn't speak human, so you don't get a prope answer

did that make any sense at all?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Yyyyyyyyeeeeeezzzzzzz.

Why doesn't Rare give us any Banjo 3 info?

[Shaz]

They are busy drinking chocolate milk. :)

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar???

[Mandolin]

Cookie Norris.

where is the Project's super-secret "hardcore porn" forum?

[firealpha]

Right under the softcore porn one. Duh.

If I was to eat a elephant, would I turn green or tan?