Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[Zero]

You must answer the above poster's question in a stupid way,
and ask another stupid question ALL IN ONE POST.

I'll start.

Where is the square button on my N64 controller?

[ConkerKing]

Ok,you go about 5 miles east,take a right,go a little bit further,you'll see a guy in a yellow poncho,his name is Hank,he'll take you to Nintendo corp.,they'll tell you where it is.

Where's the beaf?

[wkw427]

You flushed it down the tolite.

Why am I sleepy?

[Killiax]

because curiousity punched the lasagna...

whats a cookie

[wkw427]

A cookie is.. Here is an issue of "PlayLLama". Read it and tell me what a cookie is! (Sorry, couldn't resist)

Are you (next poster) stupid?

[Theguyoverthere]

Are YOU stupid?

Question: How many toes are on the lollipop tree?

[ConkerKing]

Apple Jacks?Oh,wait,that's not a number..Coco Puffs.

What is the air speed volicity of an un-flow swollow?

[lamentofking]

The speed would be equal to the velocity of the amount of gas in my car, which is 4 gfu (gas for you):D

How many dust particles are in the atmosphere?

[Mandolin]

three fewer than there are in Leonard Nimoys' butt. (ZOMG! Weird Al reference!)

what happens when cartoon characters stop being polite and start making out in hot tubs?

[ConkerKing]

Butter.Lots and lots of butter.

When you stick your head in the microwave,does it make a sound?

[Jinjonator]

Only on Tuesdays.

Do cows shoot out lazor beams?

[jumbo mumbo]

If the sun is shining in the north and Paul Bunion shoots it with his axe-gun, then yes. Any other time no.

How many licks does it take to get to the bubble gum center of a blow pop? We ALL know tootsie pops, but what about the blow pop?

[Theguyoverthere]

It takes 3.14159265258979 seconds per milimile.

If Tiny Kong isn't tiny why is her name so deceiving?

[ConkerKing]

Because the moon is made of cheese.Duh.Please,at least try to keep your questions logical.:p

What kind of cheese is the moon made of?

[Atomic Breegull]

Kakapo cheese. If you don't know what a kakapo is, get a dictionary.

Are blondes really dumb?

[Theguyoverthere]

I have a stupid question.

How come Atomic Bregull didn't have to ask a stupid question like the rest of us? Is AB special or something?

[gscodeseeker]

no hes just gscodeseeker

how come i pee blue and poop ornge

[Duker]

EDITED: A little too mean...

[lamentofking]

Oh it was very true. And now that you made that blunder, you will float in outer space forever.

How many pixels are in a cup of fudge?

[Doob]

as many are in ck's new naruto avatar

what are my eyeballs doingz?
Edit:Ck! Shh...

[ConkerKing]

The hammer slide.

What's the capital of Ohio?
(also,there are 64 pixels on my avatar)

[Atomic Breegull]

Walk there and find out.

Why did TGOT refuse to acknowledge my question? :(

[glitchman]

because it was not stupid (ha! :p)

where does the king of the potato people live?

[repobanjo]

In a tomato, duh!

When will my ice cream bowl refill?

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

When rare eats a strawberry in July on a flying Motorcycle

How come Brittney Spears runs away from Refrigerators?

[glitchman]

because buckets run away from madonna

!sdrawkcab gniklat i ma yhw

[ConkerKing]

sdrawrof epyt t'nac uoy esuaceb

Why does the world revolve around the sun?

[glitchman]

because the moon revolves around the world (:p)

where is fungus forest in bk? i can't find it

[Atomic Breegull]

Mumbo's Mountain was built on top of it. *tosses glitchman a spork* DIG!


What is the product of Fungus Forest and Mount Fire Eyes divided by Stop N' Swop squared?

[Cooki-Cooki]

a big juicy slice of s*** with a top coat of horse u****


where is the giant cookie monster that shoots PS3's from the eyes?

[gscodeseeker]

cause hes emo

why am i attracted to strawberry qwick

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

You ate my cooking and died

Why is the Wii so green?

[gscodeseeker]

cuz ur a butt hole

wahta the secret of sns

[Jinjonator]

prupa grama

Why isn't the sky green?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because it's yellow!

Why am I one of the few people that are obsessed with pinball?

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

Because you're a peanut butter sandwich

Why am I so stupidly red?

[lamentofking]

Because you are.

Why are there only 24 hours in a day?

[jumbo mumbo]

Because 25 wouldn't fit on a calendar.

Who invented those brilliant "Weebles" things? You know, weebles wobble but they don't fall down?

[wkw427]

A really fat guy who never sat down.

Why must I suffer through school?

[mikesgm6]

Because you negged rep me :P

How do I breathe in space?

[ConkerKing]

With a herring,please,try to keep these questions at least somewhat reasonable.:p

We are the knights who say "Ecke Ecke Ecke Patang Zoop Bang".Will you find us a shrubary?!

[glitchman]

no because i don't answer stupid questions :p

atomic breegull ive digged and digged and digged but still no sign of fungus forest... so where is mount fire eyes in BK? i can't find it

[lamentofking]

(can't tell if you are asking a question or playing the game glitchman) The mount fire eyes are in your pupils. Waiting to be activated by the Lion's heart.

Why do people use paper?

[ConkerKing]

To make swiss cheese,without paper,this would never be possible.

☆?

[wkw427]

☆?

Who is the most powerful being in this world? The name starts with why, has a middle of me, and the end is 123. Who is it?

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

Santa Claus!

Where's my apple sandwhich?

[Atomic Breegull]

It was an apple sandwich? I thought it was a letter bomb, so I flushed it down the toilet.

What would happen if you flushed a letter bomb down the toilet?

[Jinjonator]

The alphabet will attack you.

What color are the blue eggs?

[ConkerKing]

Half Red,half pink,and 3/4 brown

What color is the sky on a moon-less morning?

[wkw427]

The color of a fish's nipple. They don't have nipples. Figure it out.

What is ?

[ConkerKing]

?=Giant Furrbies Attacking Walmart

Whyme?!Why ME!?!?!?!?!

[wkw427]

Because you are the target for infinate death. You will suffer not untill untie, but for an eterney afterwards. Your family will be cast into the depths of hell, your body torn from your soul, and your soul trampled beneth the feet of the udnead for eterney...

Was I too harsh?

[Mr. Pokeylope]

Yes, you will now get eaten alive by Windows Vista

What kind of animal is Sonic the Hedgehog?

[wkw427]

He is a computer.

Why am I on RWP 2+ hours streight?

[Ngamer]

Because barbie's dream house got burned down

Why is there a turtle in my kitchin eating cereal

[Mr. Pokeylope]

Because the Piano didn't taste good.

What would happen to me if I ate a Peanut Cheese bar on the 31st of June while playing Earthbound?

[Ngamer]

Terrible indigestion

How many people does it take to put toothpaste into a sandwhich toaster

[Atomic Breegull]

At least twelve, if you have an IQ of 76, like me.

Why does RWPunch have a negative effect on badgers?

[ConkerKing]

[badger,badger,badger]They like to eat the bottle,which is covered in RWPoison.

If there is a train traveling at 302 mile per hour to a city in chicago and there is another train heading 453 miles an hour to Detroit,where will the trains colide?

[Cooki-Cooki]

behind the devil's garden under a strangely magic blue stone that anyone who touches it beacomes a mod.

how many ants does it take to spank a refrigerator?

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

the number of eggs in SNS*139081290

Where did I put my life?

[mikesgm6]

In a basket case.

What happeneds when I eat paste?

[lamentofking]

You become........pastesgm6!:D

What happens if I spin around in a circle while balancing a cup on my index finger while singing the Barney and Friends theme song in public?

[Atomic Breegull]

You'll get mobbed.

There's a beta B-K cart on eBay. Apparently it contains the answer to SNS. Why should I buy it?

[Fox McBanjo]

To look kooler ten oter peple.

Im about to eat my dinner.I will put salt on it.What are the consequences?

[=donkey-banjo=]

It takes your pie away!

Why do they make pencil sharpeners?

[lamentofking]

So that you can sharpen your nails. Apparently, people haven't gotten that yet.:D

Why do erasers erase stuff?

[Doob]

Because that's life lament, I'm bored too.

Where's my chicken buffet?

[Whirlm]

At the bottom of a bottomless pit.


A pretztail just ate my favorite cluckles what should I do ?

[wkw427]

Kill it, attract it again, kill it again, repwat untill Preztails refuse to come into garden. Then kill Leaflos with a M80 in her eye.


Why is anything it?

[ConkerKing]

Because,everything that is it,is nothing.

Why do I feel so depressed..?

[rocker.grrl1994]

Because you are depressed.


Why am I so happy??? :p

[Mandolin]

well, you know what they say... "ignorance is bliss."

(I'm kidding, of course.)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

[ultimamagix]

about 3 or 4.

im sitting under a tree with a bee's nest hanging above my head, what do i do. assuming that the wind velocity is normal and i do not have an umbrella?

[lamentofking]

You grab a leaf instead.

Why is chocolate brown?

[Whirlm]

Because what you've been eating isn't chocalate....

Why do I suddenly have the urge to dance?

[Articerile]

because the code chamber has
'ecnad'
written down the bottom.

[Whirlm]

Why didn't articerile post a question ?

[Articerile]

Cause i'm the magical pixie fairy of yes.


Why didn't I say that 4-3=4-2-1?

[Whirlm]

Because you were preoccupied with killing flying monkeys that were tryiing to assasinate you!

What does Articerile mean ?

[Articerile]

I doesn't mean anything, it's simply a collection of pronouncable letters than formed a unique name that could be used as the surname of a villian in City of Villains.

Why do I have to leave now?

[Whirlm]

You have leave because of the warning we'll get for the last seven posts being just me and you.

why have the last seven posts being just me and articerile ?

[lamentofking]

You have leave because of the warning we'll get for the last seven posts being just me and you.

why have the last seven posts being just me and articerile ?Because no one was in this game long enough to keep up with the two of you.

You are violating the Creative Cavern Rules (http://forums.rarewitchproject.com/showthread.php?t=7667) by the way.;)

Will there be robots in the future?

[SuperSecretSpy]

Ask your mom!
_________________________

Why am i posting this?

[Atomic Breegull]

Because the evil panda of doom made you. Will we ever find intelligent life in space?

[runehero123]

Yes, ME!

How come when I ring your doorbell, the toilet flushes?

[Whirlm]

Because you built my house

Why am I am who I am.

[Doob]

Because you are you, YOU!
Wy did I missspell "Why"?

[Mandolin]

Because the Brotherhood of the Evil H is controling your mind. I pity you.

Can a million monkeys pounding on keyboards really replicate the complete works of Shakespeare?

[Monkey Boy 64]

They can and they have. All Shakespeare ever really wrote was oook eek oooh ah.

Am I a gopher?

[gamemastersonic]

yes

did i just flush banjo down the toilet?

[Whirlm]

You may or may not be a gopher I may not even exist perhaps you don't exist either? Maybe I never typed this at all and the internet doesn't exist? I don't believe your a gopher though... At least that's how it looks to me, but how you feel about it might be an altogether different matter. If you feel that gophers can't type you'd be better off believing you aren't one, but thats just how I feel.


Why, do you think I should have a name? It seems very odd to give a bundle of vague sensory perceptions a name?

[stalker pizza]

because you should. DUH!


What is my taco telling me?

[Zero]

^Eat me, eat me nao.

Why is this thread still alive?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Because it is.

Donde esta mi calcetines?

[I_Be_Klungo]

56!!!!!

How many fingers am I holding up????

[stalker pizza]

The number of fingers you are holding up! GEEZ!!

Batman: this is the end of the line for you joker!
Joker: answer my question correctly and i go to jail.
Joker:How many fingers am I holding up?
Batman: 5
Joker: wrong again batman the thumb is not a finger!
Batman: :mad:

sorry i just HAD to do that!

3?

[Whirlm]

The answer to your non-existant question is...

NOTHING!!!!!




Why am I pretty and witty and gay?

[Mandolin]

Because you touch yourself at night. [/joking]

How come I was nominated for 4 awards but didn't win any of them? :(

[Monkey Boy 64]

Because you didn't get enough votes! Duh.

Why didn't I_Be_Klungo didn't tell me where my socks are?

[Airman]

Because he wanted to keep them for himself o-O

How many s's in innoccent?

[Keg]

12!

Elephant's never forget, but I forget what the Elephant remembers. What was it?

[Whirlm]

An elephant remembers what it never forgets!

Why won't anyone hug me?

[Mandolin]

Because you look like Doctor Zoidberg.

How many fingers am I holding up behind my back?

[wkw427]

Because you are covered in pinata poo...


Why can't I make a box pregnant? i try to put crackers in it, however it just gets full of crackers.. then i eat said crackers

[Whirlm]

Your not trying hard enough practice with swiss cheese!

Why am I sad?

[stalker pizza]

because your emo

who is emo here

[rocker.grrl1994]

Ehhh... people that are emo.

Why are people randomly and then hanging up? :P

[Mandolin]

Because they don't want to be "randomly" anymore, you word-forgetter!

(I think) :p

why does Stephen Colbert hate bears so much?

[repobanjo]

Because he's a Colts fan.

Why am I not wearing pants right now?

[Monkey Boy 64]

I don't want to know.

Does anyone still care?

[Whirlm]

No!! Get back in the closet!!

Does Jesus love me?

[rocker.grrl1994]

The question is: Do you love Jesus?

Who's the one the ate my virtual brownies?!

[ElectricKaz]

monkey boy did it he thought they were special brownies but he was wrong

why do monkeys like bananas so much :-)

[Monkey Boy 64]

Because bananas taste way better than those "brownies."

Why do we exist?

[ElectricKaz]

to serve the mighty giant spaghetti monster :-)

why are ramen noodles so yummy

[stalker pizza]

because they are doi!

Why I am so bored.

[Mandolin]

Because you are a rectangular piece of wood.

(wonders over how many members' heads that joke will go over) :p

why did Noah leave all pokemon out of the ark?

[gscodeseeker]

Because his pokedex was filled

if you're bored how do you know when your done

[Whirlm]

Somebody says "Mr. bored your done"

Why can't I move to pinata island?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because it doesn't exist.
What's an RPG? Srsly, I'm not sure I know anymore...

[stalker pizza]

An RPG!

DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH


Sorry that was my brain sp-sp-sp- spasms ^_^

2? yes or n-n-n-no?

[Mandolin]

Because his pokedex was filled

Actually, the correct answer is...

because pokemon "evolve" and evolution is proof against God!

Also, for stalker pizza... 23 42 90210 100%!

How many goombas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Theguyoverthere]

The world may never know, they just start wandering after a little while.

What is the answer to the age-old question: "Is 79 greater than 79?"

[repobanjo]

No, but 42 is.

hmm.................and aliens?

[wkw427]

Why????

[rocker.grrl1994]

No, but 42 is.

hmm.................and aliens?


Yes, aliens are on earth. Why, they made chocolate!

Why is all my music suddenly Japanese? :D

[gscodeseeker]

Cuz sns is there. (lol)

Why cant I get a wii.

[Whirlm]

Because your not a man.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo?

[firealpha]

Because it was not included in the kickball game.

Why are people not rocks?

[rocker.grrl1994]

People rocks are not people. I know... sad...

Why is it raining cars?

[glitchman]

i don't know, try walking outside and look up at 1

where is my location?

[Pez]

just to the right of my screen

if there was a man called Bill and a woman called Dave, what would their child's neighbour's boyfriend's ex's pet dog's flee be called?

[glitchman]

oh that's an easy 1. glitchman!

how long is a peice of string?

[Pez]

as long as you can eat a fish.

If Jack married Sally, then who would jump the candle?

[Whirlm]

Hulk Hogan of course!

How long can glitchman eat a fish?

[Pez]

As long as it doesnt turn into a dish.

If Titanic was suck by an Iceberg, can a car be sunk by solid air?

[repobanjo]

As long as it's a Pinto.

Have you ever drank fruit soap in Cindy's coffee's cup?

[Pez]

No, she didnt let me.

Where is somewhere obvious?

[gamemastersonic]

No, she didnt let me.

Where is somewhere obvious?

in your toilet obvios!

why does banjo live in canada?

[Mandolin]

Because parents are outraged at Rare's sexual innuendo, so he joined forces with Terrence & Phillip.

who is the one out of five doctors who never recommends any medical product advertised on TV?

[ElectricKaz]

Dr. Zodiberg from the 31 century, what are you a Ro-bort

if dragons could shoot fire and fly, why are they extinct

[Pez]

Because they didnt know how to reproduce. Simple answer.

Howcome characters in video games never need to sleep/go to the toilet/eat/take a shower unless its something like The Sims or Harvest Moon?

[gamemastersonic]

Because they didnt know how to reproduce. Simple answer.

Howcome characters in video games never need to sleep/go to the toilet/eat/take a shower unless its something like The Sims or Harvest Moon?

becase thar crazy.

why is why a word?

[glitchman]

because the sea weed

how long can whirlm fly around the room attached to plastic cheese?

[Pez]

As long as a 30cm ruler.

Howcome my copy of Farcry has 'Far Gay' written on the CD!?!? (I'm not even making that up!)

[Mandolin]

Dr. Zodiberg from the 31 century, what are you a Ro-bort

wrong! He says "ro-but" not "ro-bort"! It's how Isaac Asimov pronounced "robot" in his books on tape.

Get a clue!

As for Iceman...

Because it is cursed. He who owns it will gradually begin to play for the team in the rainbow jerseys.

why can pokemon only speak their own names if the names were obviously created by human linguistics?

[Articerile]

Because that's the television series, in the original games they just went GRUUUU and such.
Because Pokemon are just genetically altered animals, why do you think you never see any cats and dogs?

Why is it that M'aiq the Liar doesn't do much lying?

[Pez]

Because he found out the hard way that lying is bad (he kept lying that there was no more tissue paper left and there was a MASSIVE spider in the toilet...you do the math).

If Jinjo's are so powerful, then howcome they are doomed to stand still in one spot until you rescue them?

[gamemastersonic]

Because he found out the hard way that lying is bad (he kept lying that there was no more tissue paper left and there was a MASSIVE spider in the toilet...you do the math).

If Jinjo's are so powerful, then howcome they are doomed to stand still in one spot until you rescue them?

becasus wozza told the to!

why is the toilet talking:D?

[Pez]

becase it was used by Grunty...nuff said.

Why is tehre a fly on my eyeball?

[rocker.grrl1994]

Because your eyeball is on the fly. Duh!

Why isn't my friend IMing me back?!?!?!?! :(

[no srsly, he's not... :( :P Anyway, back to the question]

?!?!?!

[Mandolin]

Because your "friend" is actually your split personality, you schizo.

Why did Harry Potter dye his hair pink?

[stalker pizza]

Because he dyed his hair pink

Why is the sky blue?

[Articerile]

Because any other colour would look wierd and would make people think they were on drugs.

Imagine a Purple Sky!

Why is it that the Arch-Mages Robes have no enchantment at all?

[Pez]

Because the sea took a wizz.


Why does a x b= ab?

[MikeHive]

Because an 'x' means 'love' or 'a kiss' and since a and b are in love, they get together and settle down.

If I fell over, would I die?

[ConkerKing]

Well, if you were to fall over on a giant metal stake; yes. If it was just a bed of daisys; no.

Linux or Dell Computers (yes, they have nothing to do with each other)?

[firealpha]

Yes.

Why can't anyone just make an easy language?

[Pez]

Cause a language can be easy for someone and hard for someone else.

Who wants to go to D's Diner?

[Whirlm]

Nobody.

Why can't I eat 3.14

[Shaz]

Its to good for you. :)

Whats 45515341456 + 574451456 X 0 = ?

:D

[glitchman]

a headache

If you ever feel the need to spam,open wide and ill give some some ham?

[stalker pizza]

no you'll give more spam

:) :p :confused: :mad: :( ;) :D :eek: :cool: ^_^?

[Monkey Boy 64]

42

Can I borrow $4?

[Piggymoogle]

yes if I can barrow your pet monkey.:p




Why can't cheese fly?

[rocker.grrl1994]

Because cheese DOODLES can't.

Why did Kablamooie's moose eat my man eating cheese doodles?

[joke in the BeKrazy forums]

[Piggymoogle]

Because it was a Man Eating cheese doodle eating mouse.


Why can't flies pig?

[glitchman]

because the flying pig saw the milk float :D :D :D

why?

[Porky]

because it just can

why does my computer hate me?

[Pez]

Cause you're on RWP all the time and it wants to play GAMES.

Why does my cheese wedge bend at an obtuse angle everytime I look at it upside down?

[rocker.grrl1994]

'Cause it just does...?


Why are you looking at this post?!?!?! :D :D :D

[Articerile]

Because that way I can come up with this useless answer

Why is a duck?

[firealpha]

Chuck Norris

What the (bleep)?

[Piggymoogle]

Why the bleep.


Why did rare split from Nintendo?

[Pez]

Cause all the good people at Rare left to form FREE RADICAL!

Why?

[firealpha]

Of course.

Why not?

[Piggymoogle]

Because.

What if banjo was real?

[Theguyoverthere]

Then... he'd be smarter than the average bear.

WHY WON'T MAH POST COUNT GO UP1!??!!

[Piggymoogle]

Because you don't post here enough...join us.

Why do zombies eat brains?

[Pez]

Cause THAT MAZE THING YOUR PROFILE IS EVIL AND I WON'T WATCH CAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!

What it do pimping?

[Mandolin]

Because they're low in cholesterol and high in fiber, and they need that to keep from decaying.

Why are the alien invaders in movies always naked?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because the aliens have futuristic invisible clothes.

When is the PlayStation 79 coming out?

[Piggymoogle]

In 76 x 3 years.


Why is Banjo a bear?

[firealpha]

Because it is the way Chuck Norris made him.

When should I blow up Pluto?

[stalker pizza]

when time ends

Why do I always hear voices in my head?

[Porky]

because you have the shining (looks around with shifty eyes)

what would kazooie be if she wasn't a bird?

[Piggymoogle]

A dinosaur.


What if you knew where I lived?

[firealpha]

Then I would know where you live.

What is the square root of pi to the power of pie?

[Piggymoogle]

18.84?


Are you insane?

[Articerile]

To remain here whilst all this is going on? Yes.

Did Andre fall down Dive Peak?

(In Oblivion there is a tall mountain with a rock poking out sideways for you to push people off of, or jump off, at the bottom of the fall is a character called 'Andre')

[Porky]

why not

what would you do if the world was a giant smartie (the chocolate)?

[rocker.grrl1994]

I would do the same thing if the world wasn't a giant smartie! Eat it!!!!!!!!!!

What is my name? :D

(I couldn't think of a stupid question...)

[Monkey Boy 64]

Linda.

Is there a God or are we all just random mutated cells?

[Whirlm]

Do not doubt Darwin! Jesus loves you.

Why can't I meet Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan?:confused:

[Articerile]

They all died in the great war.

Why am I playing that song that goes 'What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more'?

[Piggymoogle]

You just got dumped.


Why am I not cleaning my room?

[firealpha]

Why would you?

Why did Bruce Lee "kill" Chuck Norris?

[Piggymoogle]

He was in a bad mood.


Why did thr pig cross the road?

[Porky]

to buy bread from tesco


why am i on these forums ridicously early (6:50)

[Pez]

because you're a troll.


Savoury?

[Articerile]

sweeeeeeeeet.

Can you burp words?

[stalker pizza]

Well can you?

WHY AM I........(fill in the blank with ANYTHING)

[Pez]

Gay?

Why are you?

[glitchman]

because the sq root of cheese is bread

why did Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan come out of nowhere lightning fast and kick chuck norris and his cowboy a**?

[Articerile]

Because that was the only way to defeat him.
He's Chuck Norris you know.

Why can't I open the console in Oblivion?
I want to pump my stats sky high and become...
KARATE CHOP CHUCK NORRIS!!!

[glitchman]

because your a noob :p

why are you neutral?

[firealpha]

Because he thinks Chuck Norris was actually beat up (and killed) by Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan.

Why did people invent the word "antidisestablishmentarianism?"

[glitchman]

because they couldn't say "puenamultrascopicvulcanicsiliconosis"

why do daleks look like pepperpots?

[Piggymoogle]

Because this (http://banjokazooiegamer.myfastforum.org/) exists.


why am I posting this?

[firealpha]

Duh. Because you typed it then pressed "Submit Reply"

Why did Piggymoogle type that and press "Submit Reply?"

[Porky]

to answer a stupid question

what's the meaning of life?

[Piggymoogle]

God only knows (literally)

[Pez]

Because you're advertising, which is against the forum rules (so I'd edit your post quick!).

Why is everyone being crazy?

[glitchman]

because i can't stand crazy people... URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!
(red dwarf quarantine)

why am i typeing this message which is wasteing your time?

[firealpha]

Just in case it could get you a girlfriend.

Why is Chuck Norris named Chuck and not Barry?

[Piggymoogle]

Because you have nothing better to do.

Why do random people call me?

[glitchman]

because your so attractive

why is FA addicted to chuck norris?

[Piggymoogle]

because he smokes CN's special made drug.

why is my sig not helping?

[glitchman]

because nobody has clicked it

why are you advertising when you arnt allowed to?

[Piggymoogle]

...


why am I an idiot

[glitchman]

because you advertise in the advertising thread :rolleyes:
(saving you at the same time :approve:)

can we change the subject?

[Whirlm]

Sure.

Why have last six posts been just you and piggymoogle?

[glitchman]

because nobody would post =/

why have you just broken the glitch-a-moogle chain?

[Piggymoogle]

Because he sucks as a person.


why am I a lunatic

[glitchman]

because your a 3 in 1 animal

why am i still human?

[Whirlm]

Because it's against the rules.

Why is my cheese a dog?

[Pez]

Cause it's animalist.

When will teh drama end?

[Piggymoogle]

When the fat lady sings, of coruse.


Why does AOL suck

[Whirlm]

Because they are the Assorted Oral Lovers:x


Waffle?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Waffle.

Why do I like ice cream?

[Piggymoogle]

Because you do.

Whi do I love pizza?

[rocker.grrl1994]

Because it's God's gift to teenagers.

Why am I suddenly watching Spongebob for no reason?

[stalker pizza]

Because you are DUH

Why are roses reds and violets blue?

[Piggymoogle]

Because Roslets are purple

Why do dogs sniff each others butts

[Mandolin]

Hey, that's better than tasting them.

What will the fourth "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie be about?

[Piggymoogle]

I dont know, havent seen 1-3


When will B3 be out?

[stalker pizza]

When it is D-D-D-D-DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Onoz brain spasms.

Why am I having b-b--b-b-b-b-brain sp-as-ms?

[Piggymoogle]

you're crazy


Why do I like cheeze

[Porky]

because it tastes sooooo good

why does everyone have F-Zero avatars?

[Whirlm]

Because Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

How did Chuck Norris win the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO?

[Pez]

Because he round house kicked all the other competitors.

What?

[firealpha]

Chuck Norris

Do you believe that Albert Einstein was roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris and then became Stephen Hawking?

[stalker pizza]

52!!!

Why is fire alpha's sig changed but his avatar isn't like the others are?

[firealpha]

BECAUSE YOU PUT A SPACE IN MY USERNAME!

Why did he put a space in my username?

[stalker pizza]

because your firealpha

Firealpha, are you emoo minus an o (my friends mappum and TGOT said that if any of us said the word emo we owe the other two a dollar)?

[gamemastersonic]

because your firealpha

Firealpha, are you emoo minus an o (my friends mappum and TGOT said that if any of us said the word emo we owe the other two a dollar)?


24!!

why is 24 a number?

[Porky]

becuase it was requested to be a number after the popularity of the tv show of the same name


why is the world flat?

[Articerile]

Because Nintendo used a device used to replicate Paper Mario games.


Why am I posting this question?

[Pez]

Because Chuck Norris told you so.

Why have I seen a sudden surge of topics containing Chuck Norris on these forums lately?