"On the beach" Game

[ConkerKing]

Yeah,this is a game I play on another forum I go to.Basically,you say any phrase at all,and put the words "on the beach" at the end of it.
Examples:
Grey Jinjos invading Florida on the beach
Giant spiders on the beach
If you can,try to put the phrase in bold.
Have fun...on the beach!

[rocker.grrl1994]

rocker.grrl1994 lost her brain ON THE BEACH
<3

[Theguyoverthere]

Your mom. ON THE BEACH PWN'D.

[Jinjonator]

I will make you an offer you cannot refuse on the beach.

I want to play a game on the beach.

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND on the beach.

The power of Christ compels yous on the beach.

All of these were movie quotes, which made some pretty funny results. :)

[Duker]

Yeah,this is a game I play on another forum I go to.Basically,you say any phrase at all,and put the words "on the beach" at the end of it.
Examples:
Grey Jinjos invading Florida on the beach
Giant spiders on the beach
If you can,try to put the phrase in bold.
Have fun...on the beach!

I had to point this out, being from Florida, and thought to be.... well, sounds fun. But I have nothing.

Pinkbulls on me on a magical pony on the beach.

<_<
>_>

[lamentofking]

I'm taking out the trash on the beach.

[wkw427]

Fat people in really skimpy swimsuites On the beach. I'm blind!!

Michale Jackson in a sandcastle with kiddie bikes outside it On the beach! Oh my..

PIRATES!!! On the beach! Arrgh, matey!

[Doob]

Grey is on the beach in florida? where? I can't find him!

[rocker.grrl1994]

DooB is flying over the rainbow on the beach. :D

[glitchman]

stop n swop is on the beach...

QUICK GET IT BEFORE RARE DOES!!!!IIII!!!!

[wkw427]

There is raidioactive sand on the beach

[B-R-E-T]

Hey everyone let's go to the beach on the beach

Oh f--k I left my other sandle on the beach

Everyone give my Deviantart page (http://b-r-e-t.deviantart.com) more pageviews on the beach.

Shameless advertising that's probably not allowed on this thread on the beach.

Cooboyman's recent remarkable hacking exploits, finding new eggs, the Conker beta map, all of that lot has been a rather large and well-planned hoax on the beach.

[Whirlm]

Dancing bananas on the beach
I left my wallet on the beach
I got my identity stolen on the beach:eek:

[B-R-E-T]

Everyone get incredibly upset about a stupid April Fool's prank that was so obviously fake how could you possibly even care on the beach.

[Jinjonator]

Some people aren't adding on the beach to the end of a phrase, but rather making a sentence that ends with 'on the beach', but would otherwise just be a sentence fragment on the beach.

[ConkerKing]

Spammers doing the hammer slide on the beach
Banjo's Banjo is having a tea party on the beach

[Jinjonator]

You should all read and comment the awesomeness of RWParody 4 on the beach.

Jinjonator is the coolest guy ever on the beach.

[Fox McBanjo]

I am your father on the beach

May the force be with you on the beach

The Death Star is protected by a sheild generator on Endor's moon's surface on the beach

[Whirlm]

Its a me Mario! on the beach:mazza
Princess peach is being kidnapped on the beach
A giant monkey is throwing barrels at a plumber on the beach

[Mr. Pokeylope]

I just forgot what I was going to say on the beach

Hermit Crabs just invaided ConkerKing's house on the beach

[Peanut]

Wesa warriors. Gungans no dyin' witout a fight on the beach

Do or do not. There is no try on the beach

I am a Jedi, like my father before me on the beach

Never tell me the odds on the beach

i am serious and dont call me shirly on the beach

redrum on the beach

give me the bat wendy on the beach

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy on the beach

[Fox McBanjo]

A jedi only uses his powers for good, never for vengeance on the beach

The force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. And....my sister has it on the beach

By now you must know your father can never be turned on the beach

Artoo,try and increase the power on the beach!

[Whirlm]

Goooood let the anger flow through you on the beach
Darth Vader: He is here. on the beach
Governor Tarkin: Obi-Wan Kenobi? What makes you think so?on the beach
Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. on the beach
Governor Tarkin: Surely he must be dead by now. on the beach
Darth Vader: Don't underestimate the Force on the beach


General Tagge: Until this battle station is fully operational, we are vulnerable. The Rebel Alliance is too well equipped, they're more dangerous than you realize on the beach
Admiral Motti: Dangerous to your starfleet, Commander; not to this battle station.on the beach

Governor Tarkin: You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life.on the beach
Princess Leia: I'm surprised that you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. on the beach
Governor Tarkin: Princess Leia, before your execution, you will join me at a ceremony that will make this battle station operational. No star system will dare oppose the Emperor now. on the beach
Princess Leia: The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers on the beach


Obi-Wan: That's no moon. It's a space station on the beach


Obi-Wan: The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together. on the beach


Princess Leia: [in a holo message] General Kenobi: Years ago, you served my father in the Clone Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person; but my ship has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to Alderaan has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope. on the beach

[rocker.grrl1994]

Well, I think I lost my mind.... ON THE BEACH

[lamentofking]

Happy as ever.....on the beach.

[Atomic Breegull]

Star Wars junkies on the beach
So happy together on the beach
TORA, TORA, TORA! on the beach

[Whirlm]

HEY!! I'm not a junkie on the beach
I'm just trying on the beach
To stop people on the beach
From quoting on the beach
One more quote on the beach
And I'll break out the hitch hikers guide!!! on the beach

[Atomic Breegull]

It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control on the beach

[Articerile]

When I played this game, it was always in my pants at the end on the beach.

Above sentence made no sense on the beach!

Perhaps we should put the above sentence somewhere else on the beach!

[Atomic Breegull]

I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the Time Warp again...
Let's do the Time Warp again! on the beach

[Articerile]

That's not Hitchhikers on the beach!
That's Rocky Horror Picture Show on the beach!

[lamentofking]

There are ghosts about.......on the beach!

[Fox McBanjo]

Whoa! Help me on the beach!

DO A BARREL ROLL on the beach.

Thanks Slip. Blue marine came through on the beach.

Deploy the Landmaster on the beach.

Andross has ordered us to take you down on the beach.

My emperor! I've failed yooouuuuuuu on the beach.

That temple gives me the creeps on the beach.

Foooox, you made it on the beach.

Husky unit, cover the base on the beach!

If I go down, Im taking you with me on the beach!

Never give up. Trust your instincts on the beach.

Be careful, It might be a trap on the beach.

Shoot a torpedo to help you see on the beach.

Are you guys gonna hog ALL the fun on the beach?

Entering Venom air defense zone on the beach!

[Atomic Breegull]

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again! on the beach.

[ConkerKing]

I can't allow you to do that Fox on the beach.
Must find the Creator.Are you the creator? on the beach.
Revenge of the Sith on the beach.

[Atomic Breegull]

Dawn is breaking on the beach.
Paradise... awaits me.... on the beach.
Sanguine, my brother on the beach.
By Sithis, what have you done? on the beach.

[Corazon.de.agua]

I have found a breegull drinking my piña colada on the beach, I suppose i will drink my piña colada on the beach, I think i will kidnap the breegull, that drinks my piña colada on the beach :p

[rocker.grrl1994]

Someone drinking my pepsi on the beach...

[Atomic Breegull]

I'm drinking rocker.grrl1994's pepsi on the beach. ;)

[rocker.grrl1994]

*grrr* on the beach! :D

[Whirlm]

Fox mcbanjo what did I tell you about quoting on the beach?
Okay if you want me to break out the guide on the beach
I warned you on the beach
Here it comes on the beach :
Don't panic. on the beach
"`Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.' on the beach
`Very deep,' said Arthur, `you should send that in to the "Reader's Digest". They've got a page for people like you.'" on the beach
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"`You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasently like being drunk.' on the beach
`What's so unpleasent about being drunk?' on the beach
`You ask a glass of water.'" on the beach


"You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to the building plans had you? I mean like actually telling anyone or anything.' on the beach
But the plans were on display.' on the beach
On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.' on the beach
`That's the display department.' on the beach
`With a torch.' on the beach
`Ah, well the lights had probably gone.' on the beach
`So had the stairs.' on the beach
`But look you found the notice didn't you?' on the beach
`Yes,' said Arthur, `yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of The Leopard".'" on the beach


"`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'" on the beach


"Pages one and two [of Zaphod's presidential speech] had been salvaged by a Damogran Frond Crested Eagle and had already become incorporated into an extraordinary new form of nest which the eagle had invented. It was constructed largely of paper mache and it was virtually impossiblefor a newly hatched baby eagle to break out of it. The Damogran Frond Crested Eagle had heard of the notion of survival of the species but wanted no part of it." on the beach

"`How do you feel?' he asked him. on the beach
`Like a military academy,' said Arthur, `bits of me keep passing out.'".... on the beach
`We're safe,' he said. on the beach
`Oh good,' said Arthur. on the beach
`We're in a small galley cabin,' said Ford, `in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet.' on the beach
`Ah,' said Arthur, `this is obviously some strange usage of the word"safe" that I wasn't previously aware of.' on the beach



"`You know,' said Arthur, `it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die from asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.' on the beach
`Why, what did she tell you?' on the beach
`I don't know, I didn't listen.'" on the beach


"`Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.'" on the beach


-- Arthur experiences the improbability drive at work. on the beach
"`I think you ought to know that I'm feeling very depressed.'" on the beach
"`Life, don't talk to me about life.'" on the beach
"`Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that "job satisfaction"? 'Cos I don't.'" on the beach
"`I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.'"
on the beach

"`If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.'" on the beach


-- Zaphod. on the beach
"`In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were REAL men, women were REAL women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Aplha Centauri.'" on the beach


-- The Book getting all nostalgic. on the beach
"`Hey this is terrific!' Zaphod said. `Someone down there is trying to kill us!' on the beach
`Terrific,' said Arthur. on the beach
`But don't you see what this means?' on the beach
`Yes. We are going to die.' on the beach
`Yes, but apart from that.' on the beach
`APART from that?' on the beach
`It means we must be on to something!' on the beach
`How soon can we get off it?'" on the beach



-- Zaphod and Arthur in a certain death situation over Magrathea. on the beach
"And wow! Hey! What's this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding word like... ow... ound... round... ground! That's it! That's a good name -ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?" on the beach


-- For the sperm whale, it wasn't. on the beach
"Oh no, not again." on the beach


-- A bowl of petunias on it's way to certain death. on the beach
"`Er, hey Earthman...' on the beach
`Arthur,' said Arthur. on the beach
`Yeah, could you just sort of keep this robot with you and guard this end of the passageway. OK?' on the beach
`Guard?' said Arthur. `What from? You just said there's no one here.' on the beach
`Yeah, well, just for safety, OK?' said Zaphod. on the beach
`Whose? Yours or mine?'" on the beach



-- Arthur drawing the short straw on Magrathea. on the beach
"There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some ofthe most popular are `Why are people born?' `Why do they die?' `Why do they spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?' " on the beach


-- The Book. on the beach
"`Right,' said Ford, `I'm going to have a look.' on the beach
He glanced round at the others. on the beach
`Is no one going to say, "No you can't possibly, let me go instead"?' on the beach
They all shook their heads. on the beach
`Oh well.'" on the beach

No more quotes on the beach
Or else on the beach
I'll bring out restraunt at the end of the universe on the beach :)

[lamentofking]

Playing Pokemon Blue..........on the beach.

[Articerile]

....I want to quote for the sheer satisfaction of making you go through quoting more Douglas Adams on the beach

Eventually we'll make it to Mostly Harmless on the beach.

Walk softly, and carry a big gun on the beach.

[Fox McBanjo]

No quater! Show these dogs we mean buissiness on the beach!

All ships! Battle formation V! Break through the center on the beach!

The Cornerian fleet has broken through our front lines! Their everywhere on the beach!

In that case, its secret weapon time on the beach!

Stealth squadren open fire on the beach!

Stinking ape! We underestemated the strength of his reserves on the beach.

Warp signature in secter 47 on the beach!

Great fox?! Command! Its the Starfox team on the beach!

Team Starfox - ready for duty on the beach.

Aww, leave these losers to the pros! We'll beat 'em in no time on the beach!

I am a Starfox junkie on the beach.

[glitchman]

OMG!!! on the beach :D

there is sand on the beach

stop n swop has been picked up by rare.. we where too late, quick see if we can rugby tackle em! on the beach

fox mcbanjo's house is on the beach

there is quicksand on the beach

[Articerile]

You guys better check the video i'm posting in my glitch topic on the beach

You've both got dedications for no good reason on the beach

[kirbyfanner]

Wtf is a decompressor/compressor on the beach?

This reminds me of a game where you end every sentince with "in my pants", which is really fun to play...on the beach.

[Whirlm]

You made me do this Articerile and Mr. Mcbanjo I hope your happy on the beach


"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." on the beach

-- The Book just racapping what happened in the last book. on the beach

"`I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.'" on the beach



-- Zaphod being cool. on the beach

"`You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' on the beach

`Yeah,' said Zaphod, `but don't shout it out or they'll all want one.' on the beach

`THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' on the beach

`No, just A Zaphod Bebblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs?' on the beach

`But sir,' it squealed, `I just heard on the sub-ether radio report. It said you were dead...' on the beach

`Yeah, that's right, I just haven't stopped moving yet.'" on the beach




-- Zaphod and the Guide's receptionist. on the beach

"The fronting for the eighty-yard long marble-topped bar had been made by stitching together nearly twenty thousand Antarean Mosaic Lizardskins, despite the fact that the twenty thousand lizards concerned hadneeded them to keep their insides in." on the beach



-- The Book decribing Milliways' politically incorrect decor. on the beach

"`...and the Universe,' continued the waiter, determined not to be deflected on his home stretch, `will explode later for your pleasure.' on the beach

Ford's head swivelled slowly towards him. He spoke with feeling. on the beach

`Wow,' he said, `What sort of drinks do you serve in this place?' on the beach

The waiter laughed a polite little waiter's laugh. on the beach

`Ah,' he said, `I think sir has perhaps misunderstood me.' on the beach

`Oh, I hope not,' breathed Ford." on the beach




-- Ford in paradise. on the beach

"Zaphod grinned two manic grins, sauntered over to the bar and bought most of it." on the beach



-- Zaphod in paradise.
"`Maybe somebody here tipped off th on the beach
e Galactic Police,' said Trillian. `Everybody saw you come in.' on the beach

`You mean they want to arrest me over the phone?' said Zaphod, `Could be. I'm a pretty dangerous dude when I'm cornered.' on the beach

`Yeah,' said a voice from under the table [Ford's now completely rat-arsed at this point], `you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.'" on the beach




-- Zaphod getting paranoid over a phone call. on the beach

"`Hand me the rap-rod, Plate Captain.' on the beach

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion. on the beach

`I beg your pardon, sir?' he said. on the beach

`The phone, waiter,' said Zaphod, grabbing it off him. `Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.'" on the beach




-- Zaphod discovers that waiters are the least hip people in the Universe. on the beach

"The main reception foyer was almost empty but Ford nevertheless weaved his way through it." on the beach



-- Ford making his way out of Milliways whilst under the influence of enough alcohol to make a rhino sing. on the beach

"`The first ten million years were the worst,' said Marvin, `and the second ten million, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.'" on the beach



-- Marvin reflecting back on his 576,000,003,579 year career as Milliways' car park attendent. on the beach

"`Incidentally,' he said, `what does teleport mean?' on the beach

Another moment passed. on the beach

Slowly, the others turned to face him. on the beach

`Probaby the wrong moment to ask,' said Arthur, `It's just I remember you use the word a short while ago and I only bring it up because...' on the beach

`Where,' said Ford quietly, `does it say teleport?' on the beach

`Well, just over here in fact,' said Arthur, pointing at a dark control box in the rear of the cabin, `Just under the word "emergency", above the word "system" and beside the sign saying "out of order".'" on the beach




-- Arthur finding an escape route from a certain death situation. on the beach

"I teleported home one night on the beach

With Ron and Sid and Meg. on the beach

Ron stole Meggie's heart away on the beach

And I got Sidney's leg." on the beach




-- A poem about matter transference beams. on the beach

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." on the beach



-- Some wisdom from The Book. on the beach

"`We've got to find out what people want from fire, how they relate to it, what sort of image it has for them.' on the beach

The crowd were tense. They were expecting something wonderful from Ford.
`Stick it up your nose,' he said. on the beach

`Which is precisely the sort of thing we need to know,' insisted the girl, `Do people want fire that can be fitted nasally?'" on the beach




-- Ford "debating" what to do with fire with a marketing girl. on the beach

NO MORE!!!! on the beach

[Articerile]

I want more on the beach!

I love Douglas Adams on the beach!

[lamentofking]

OMG! It's George Bush in a thong........on the beach!

[Articerile]

Ew...mental picture on the beach.

[Fox McBanjo]

Im gonna barf on the beach....

[Theguyoverthere]

OMG! It's George Bush in a thong........on the beach!

Oh my... :x :x :x :x :x :x :eek: :eek:

Oh no you did not. That's beyond disturbing. Someone better call the nu-cu-lar powered subs to force him outta thar.

I did it last night on the beach. Onoz. (by did it, I obviously mean played some sort of fun game, like volley ball or something. :) )

[rocker.grrl1994]

Yeah... SuRe....


I'm bored.... on the beach.

[Fox McBanjo]

Its about time you showed up, Fox! Your the only hope for our world on the beach!

I'll do my best. Andross won't have his way with me on the beach!

Open the wings on the beach!

Check you G-diffuser system on the beach.

Falco here. I'm fine on the beach.

This is Peppy, all systems go on the beach!

Slippy here. I'm ok on the beach.

I see 'em up ahead! Lets rock 'n roll on the beach!

Slippy! Get back here on the beach!

Whoa! Help me on the beach!

Thanks Fox. I thought I was a gonner on the beach!

This is horrible on the beach...

Stay alert on the beach!

I'll take this one! Get the one behind me on the beach!

Somethings wrong with the G-diffuser on the beach.

Use the boost to chase on the beach!

I could use some help here Fox on the beach!

I guess I should be thankfull on the beach.

Pretty smooth flying,Fox on the beach.

Falco! Where you going on the beach?

I've found the target! Try to keep up on the beach!

Back off, Fox on the beach.

Incoming enemy from the ear! Drop altitude on the beach!

Who are you guys on the beach?!

Were Starfox on the beach!

You'll never defeat Androoooossss on the beach!!!!!!!

All aircraft report on the beach!

Your becoming more like your father on the beach.

Im fine. You ok over there, Fox on the beach?

[lamentofking]

I rule the sandcastle world...........on the beach!

[Whirlm]

Oh no you you didn't on the beach
Mr. Mcbanjo on the beach
Quote'n time on the beach


"The story goes that I first had the idea for THHGTTG while lying drunkin a field in Innsbruck (or `Spain' as the BBC TV publicity department authorititively has it, probably because it's easier to spell)." on the beach

-- Foreward by DNA. on the beach
FORD: Six pints of bitter. And quickly please, the world's about to end.
BARMAN: Oh yes, sir? Nice weather for it. on the beach


-- Fit the First. on the beach

BOOK: Meanwhile, the starship has landed on the surface of Magrathea and Trillian
is about to make one of the most important statements of her life. Its importance ]
is not immediately recognised by her companions. on the beach
TRILL: Hey, my white mice have escaped. on the beach
ZAPHOD: Nuts to your white mice. on the beach


-- Fit the Third. on the beach
BOOK: ...Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons. on the beach

-- Fit the Third.
"Another section inspired by American TV - this time `Starsky and Hutch'. In this show the heroes claimed that they did care about people getting shot, so they crashed their cars into them instead." [B] on the beach[/B


-- DNA on the origins of Shooty and Bang Bang in Fit the Fourth. on the beach
ARTHUR What is an Algolian Zylatburger anyway? [B] on the beach[/B
FORD: They're a kind of meatburger made from the most unpleasant parts of a creature well known for its total lack of any pleasant parts. on the beach
ARTHUR: So you mean that the Universe does actually end not with a bang but with a Wimpy? on the beach


-- Cut dialogue from Fit the Fifth. on the beach
BOOK: There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexeplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. on the beach


-- Introduction to Fit the Seventh. on the beach
FORD: Tell me Arthur...ARTHUR Yes? on the beach
FORD: This boulder we're stuck under, how big would you say it was? Roughly? on the beach
ARTHUR: Oh, about the size of Coventry Cathedral. on the beach
FORD: Do you think we could move it? (Arthur doesn't reply) Just asking.[B] on the beach[/B ]


-- Ford and Arthur in a tricky situation, Fit the Eighth. on the beach
BOOK: What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground on the underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer. on the beach


-- Comforting advice for Ford and Arthur in this current situation, Fit the Eighth. on the beach
ZAPHOD: Hey, this rock. on the beach..
FORD: Marble... on the beach
ZAPHOD: Marble... on the beach
FORD: Ice-covered marble...[B] on the beach/[B]
ZAPHOD: Right... it's as slippery as... as... What's the slipperiest thing you can think of? on the beach
FORD: At the moment? This marble. on the beach
ZAPHOD: Right. This marble is as slippery as this marble. on the beach


-- Zaphod and Ford trying to get a grip on things in Brontitall, Fit the Tenth. on the beach

ARTHUR: It's not a question of whose habitat it is, it's a question of how hard you hit it. on the beach


-- Arthur pointing out one of the disadvantages of gravity,
Fit the Tenth. on the beach
ARTHUR: It probably seems a terrible thing to say, but you know what I sometimes think would be useful in these situations? on the beach
LINT: What? on the beach
ARTHUR: A gun of some sort. on the beach
LINT.2: Will this help? on the beach
ARTHUR: What is it? on the beach
LINT.2: A gun of some sort. on the beach
ARTHUR: Oh, that'll help. Can you make it fire? on the beach
LINT: Er... on the beach
F/X: DEAFENING ROAR on the beach
LINT: Yes. on the beach


-- Arthur and the Lintillas gaining the upper hand, Fit the Twelfth. on the beach

Life, the Universe and Everything"He stood up straight and looked the world squarely in the fields and hills. To add weight to his words he stuck the rabbit bone in his hair. He spread his arms out wide. `I will go mad!' he announced." on the beach

-- Arthur discovering a way of coping with life on Prehistoric Earth. on the beach
"`... then I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic.' on the beach
Arthur cleared his throat, and then did it again. on the beach
`Where,' he said, `did you...?' on the beach
`Find a gin and tonic?' said Ford brightly. `I found a small lake that thought it was a gin and tonic, and jumped in and out of that. At least,I think it thought it was a gin and tonic.' on the beach
`I may,' he added with a grin which would have sent sane men scampering into the trees, `have been imagining it.'" on the beach



-- Ford updating Arthur about what he's been doing for the past four years.[B] on the beach[B]
"`Eddies,' said Ford, `in the space-time continuum.' on the beach
`Ah,' nodded Arthur, `is he? Is he?' on the beach"



-- Arthur failing in his first lesson of galactic physics in four years. on the beach
"Ford grabbed him by the lapels of his dressing gown and spoke to him asslowly and distinctly and patiently as if he were somebody from a telephone company accounts department." on the beach


-- Ford trying to rectify that situation. on the beach
"...[Arthur] leapt to his feet like an author hearing the phone ring..." on the beach


-- Who says that the character of Arthur isn't autobiographical? on the beach
"Arthur's consciousness approached his body as from a great distance,and reluctantly. It had had some bad times in there. Slowly, nervously, it entered and settled down into its accustomed position. on the beach
Arthur sat up. on the beach
`Where am I?' he said on the beach.
`Lord's Cricket Ground,' said Ford. on the beach
`Fine,' said Arthur, and his consciousness stepped out again for a quick breather. His body flopped back on the grass." on the beach



-- Arthur coping with his return to Earth as best as he could. on the beach
"`A curse,' said Slartibartfast, `which will engulf the Galaxy in fire and on the beachdestruction, and possibly bring the Universe to a premature doom. I mean it,' he added.
`Sounds like a bad time,' said Ford, `with luck I'll be drunk enough not to notice.'" on the beach



-- Ford ensuring everyone knew where his priorities lay. [B] on the beach[B]
"`My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.'" on the beach


-- Ford's last ditch attempt to get out of helping Slartibartfast. on the beach
"Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of THHGTTG. It had some advice to offer on drunkenness. on the beach
`Go to it,' it said, `and good luck.' on the beach
It was cross-referenced to the entry concerning the size of the Universe and ways of coping with that." on the beach



-- One of the more preferable pieces of advice contained in the Guide. on the beach
"His eyes seemed to be popping out of his head. He wasn't certain if this was because they were trying to see more clearly, or if they simplywanted to leave at this point." on the beach


-- Arthur trying to see who had diverted him from going to a party. on the beach
"Arthur yawed wildly as his skin tried to jump one way and his skeletonthe other, whilst his brain tried to work out which of his ears it most wanted to crawl out of. on the beach
`Bet you weren't expecting to see me again,' said the monster, whichArthur couldn't help thinking was a strange remark for it to make,seeing as he had never met the creature before. He could tell that he hadn't met the creature before from the simple fact that he was able to sleep at nights." on the beach


-- Arthur discovering who had diverted him from going to a party. on the beach
"`That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organiclife forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.'" on the beach


-- Marvin's first ever compliment about anybody. on the beach
"Arthur hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction there and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife." [B] on the beach[B]


-- Arthur realising that he's in a certain death situation with a supernova bomb that is shaped like a cricket ball. on the beach

Now stop the quoting on the beach

[glitchman]

if whirlm makes another post longer than the universe i will stew his brains out with a diamond cutter on the beach

[banjo-eighty]

Why are we saying on the beach!

[lamentofking]

Why are we saying on the beach!Because we are playing the "on the beach" game whose rules are described in the first post....on the beach!:)

[Articerile]

something tells me Whilrms going to get owned on the beach

Almost as much as the drug dealer from Starsky and Hutch when he got hit by a 9 iron on the beach

Great film on the beach

"I found your 9 iron bitch on the beach"
*TWHACK on the beach*

Then I said "owned" on the beach. Not just owned, pwned on the beach.
Huggy Bear is a rokzor on the beach.

[Fox McBanjo]

Whirlm is gonna kill us on the beach

[Atomic Breegull]

Guess what! I have a fever, and the only prescription is more cow bell! on the beach.

[glitchman]

on the beach on the beach :p

[Fox McBanjo]

Beach the on on the beach.

[Articerile]

Hey kirbyfanner on the beach!

Page 2, Post Number 23 on the beach!

Notice anything involving me saying it first on the beach?

Edit: Actually Post Number 29 on the beach. But you can read Whirlms quotes if you want on the beach...

[glitchman]

rarewitchproject! on the beach

fox mcbanjo with RWP on the beach

wheres me shotgun? oh it's on the beach

[Fox McBanjo]

Im with the RWP on the beach.

Im also with Darth Vader and glitchman on the beach.

They are both getting good tans on the beach

[rocker.grrl1994]

Drinks an ice cold pepsi in front of thristy people on the beach

People attack rocker.grrl1994 on the beach...

*ouch...*

[Atomic Breegull]

I'm killing Mudcrabs on the beach

[lamentofking]

Staring at a crab on the beach.

[Atomic Breegull]

I'm being chased by three Minotaurs and one VERY angry Unicorn on the beach

[Whirlm]

OMG the zombies and necromancers led by Mehrunes Daegon and Mannimarco king of worms, are chasing atomic breegull for making oblivion references on the beach.

[Atomic Breegull]

I hit Whirlm with a Daedric Warhammer on the beach.

[Articerile]

Atomic Breegull is doing MORE DAMN OBLIVION REFERENCES on the beach

[ConkerKing]

Why am I on the beach?
I am not on the beach on the beach.

[Whirlm]

Where am I and why don't I have any underwear on the beach?

[Atomic Breegull]

Because you ate my poisoned apple and died, and I looted your body on the beach.

[ConkerKing]

I gots me a Deviant art account on the beach

[Atomic Breegull]

Well then get some flippin' art up on the beach.

[lamentofking]

Mutants.......on the beach!

[Whirlm]

Does nobody have anymore ideas on the beach?

[Atomic Breegull]

I location'd on the beach

[ConkerKing]

1311x0 on the beach

[lamentofking]

Zack and Cody........on the beach!

[ConkerKing]

This thread got moved on the beach.
:)

[Atomic Breegull]

Holy crap! on the beach.