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27th March 2007, 12:11 PM
Just as it sounds. Here we go!
When you solve SnS, the super-secret final-final boss, Free Bird, is unlocked, and is fought immediately after the "ending" cutscenes. You must beat him by plugging your Guitar Hero controller into port 4 of your N64 and then proceeding to 5-star Free Bird on Expert. When you succeed, you are given the true ending, involving Banjo and Kazooie finding religion. The game explodes after that.
27th March 2007, 02:58 PM
Ok... When you get all the eggs in SNS you have insert your Mercenaries Game disk in the socket of your computers printer. Your printer will then print out codes that you will write on your wall. Then the head of Rare will come down and beat you up and say "you f***in retard!!!" Then he'll enter a code on your BK cartridge activating the swap between them and you will get an uncomplete level. Fungus Forest then when you enter you'll fall. Rare isn't very nice...
27th March 2007, 08:51 PM
Here's another one.
When you solve SnS, nothing happens. See, we've already solved SnS!
27th March 2007, 08:59 PM
well i beilieve that everyone already has solved sns
27th March 2007, 09:25 PM
To solve SnS, you must plug BK and BT in at the same time using your handy-dandy Double Cart Player, made by the same guys who made the CD-I. Then you must proceed to eat your N64, but only in portions of 4 cm big pieces per day. Once you have whittled it down to just the power and reset buttons and the cart slot, STOP. Turn on the now-nearly-Super Saiyan 10 N64 and quickly beat the game in 1 hour from scratch before the N64 really does go Super Saiyan 10 on you and kills you. If you succeed, you must then return the SnS eggs to the Inner Shrine at the heart of Candy Land of The Gods (which was unlocked with your last 2 jiggies when you beat the game in 1 hour), giving you the ultimate power (in real life), needed to beat your by-now-evil Super Saiyan 10 N64. I cannot help you defeat the N64, so you're on your own. When you defeat it after 70 episodes, you will become a true God/Goddess, higher in power than the ones you previously worshipped. If you lose, the world is destroyed, you jerk.
27th March 2007, 09:37 PM
well i truly believe this:
once BK came out we enterd sandcastle codes to get the SNS items. now that day when we STOP ped playing the SNS items was hidden in the rambus memory FOREVER and not just 30 seconds! now when BT came out we plugged in BT and the items where SWOPPED to the locations they are now.
27th March 2007, 09:39 PM
This topic is for theories you made up for fun, not for what you really believe.
28th March 2007, 10:39 AM
To solve SNS, wear a dress climb to the top of Mt. Everest and spin around 3 times, then jump off of the top of Mt Everest screaming, "Stop......And.......Swop!!!" If you survive, SNS will be right next to you. If you don't survive.....well you know.;)
15th April 2007, 02:39 AM
1-Hop on your B-K cart 767 times, then banjo will jump out of the cart and say you are our new king! 2-Hop on B-T 767 times and kazooie will jump out of the cart and say You stink! 3-Bring banjo and kazooie together and they will say YOU HAVE UNLOCKED STOPNSWOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Swop to banjo threeie!!!!!! 4- this part I don't know.
15th April 2007, 02:44 AM
Walk outside, and stare directly at the Sun for 20 minutes straight. Make sure you don't look away, or you'll have to start over. After you've done this, you'll need a friend to guide you to a busy freeway. Stand in the middle of said freeway, until you feel something, that will, at first, seem like you got hit by a car. Once this happens, you will become God, and thus, know the answer to Stop N' Swop.
15th April 2007, 03:14 AM
To activate SNS get all the eggs and an ice key, then go to mumbo and swop cartridges within 30 seconds, then go to mumbo again and the pink egg will go on his head and take off his mask and he turns out to be an evil demon who kills you, after you die, just lie in your grave for eternity and then the red egg will hatch and you will get a new pokemon: Devil Bottles, go and fight mumbo again and use the confusion ray with Devil Bottles, then mumbo will asplode and it will rain jiggies. Once this is through, throw your N64 onto the road and run it over, the green egg will hatch and spray acid all over your face. Quickly run to the hostipatal and and eat the spare organs, you will have indigestion and throw up the yellow egg and much smaller normal eggs, the yellow egg will turn into pac-man and eat the blue egg along with you. Once inside of his stomach rip your arm off and the blue egg will hatch. then the universe will asplode and the ice key breaks into 1000000000 shards. they all stab you. As you may have been wondering, the Ice key unlocked unimaginable pain. after words the hospital had to stop and swop your heart because it was bleeding. And viola, SNS
15th April 2007, 03:33 AM
Go to Mumbo's Mountain and ground pound the blocks where Conga is to throw oranges at.
A timer will appear. You have 45 seconds to kill every termite in the world, not in the tower. Do so.
Once you do, a flight pad appears on top of the stonehenge, and a gate opens high above Mumbo's hut.
Fly into the cave and Cheato will be there. He'll tell you to go to Mumbos hidden hut in the lair at the top of the Advent picture
Mumbo will be there, and he'll trandform you into a termite for all of the Mumbo tokens in the game. You can not of given any to him in other worlds or you won't have enough,
as the termite, go to Spiral Mountain and talk to bottles in the vevvy patch. You'll have to go into a HUGE maze under the patch. At the end of th emaze is a blue Jiggy. Take it.
Go back to Mumbo and change back. You are now told to "Stare at picture at home." Go do so.
You must complete Bottles puzzles untill you can transform into a washing mechine. Do so and go to Clankers Cavern.
You must go into his belly, preferably through the gills. At the bottom under the flight pad area is a tunnel go through it.
Inside the waterfilled tunnel, you'll need to go through the blades. As it is underwater, you are swimming and Wonderwing can't be used. However the washing mechine is immune to the blades. At the other end is a blue Jiggy. Go back to the sandcastle and change back.
In TTC you will now see a large white ghost pirate ship near Sharkfood Isle. Talk to Nipper for help about his beach.
Nipper will tell you the ghosts want to blow up the lighthouse, and there is a jiggy in there. A blue jiggy. You have 60 seconds to get up to the lighthouse before it goes boom. It is reccomended that you fly.
At the top, as soon as you land, a pirate ghost will run out of the lighthouse and it'll blow up. Kill the ghost pirate and you'll get your 3rd blue jiggy!
Go back to Nipper. He'll say the last jiggy is in sharkfood isle. But he won't tell you how to open it. Go into the air and beek bust his shell where there are cracks in it. he'll raise sharkfood isle.
Go into the isle, but there are no flight pads in the world anymore! You'll need to swim. Going to be hard, as there are now hundreds of Schrapinals (mines) in the water! So what are you to do? DIVE! Snacker will surly get a few bites out of you, and you might not make it, because you only have yellow honeycombs, not red.
When you get inside, You'll have to battle a giant pirate! Blackeye! He has the last jiggy! Takes 200 hits to kill, use eggs and whever you have. But the only way you can get hurt is to walk into him. A fairly easy battle.
You not have 4 blue jiggys! Go back to Mumbo in the lair to turn into a termite again and go to the Tower Room!
Inside, the note door that lead to the honeycomb picture not has a new requirement: 902 notes! 900[b]2[/]b?? why don't you check out the buety room? There are two notes inside both mechines. Get them and open the note door! Inside is the honeycomb puzzle. Meh, but a small tunnel beneth it. Go through it to go into a crystal like room.
Put in all 4 blue jiggys and your game will crash.
15th April 2007, 03:39 AM
This topic is for theories you made up for fun, not for what you really believe.
HA! Same thing, aren't they? :cool:
My theory for this thread is:
15th April 2007, 09:46 PM
Here is another:
1.Get all the eggs and an Ice key and go to Mumbo
2.If you have seen the other one, the pink egg will try to get his mask off by going on his head and hatching a magic crobar.
3.To get past this, jam the pink egg into his mouth and it will try to hatch but in the end, the crobar will hit his brain and he will die.
4.Once he is dead, put the blue egg in his chair and it will hatch into a wormhole
5.Jump in and you will get sent to Kingdom Hearts
6. You will be surrounded by weird blue things that look like mumbo unmasked. Attack these with the Ice "key" (if you haven't played the game, you wouldnt get it.) and stick it in a door
7. Walk in and take out the BK cartridge and insert the BT cartridge
8. Once done go to mumbo, and he will be dead(duh) along with banjo and kazooie because they never got warned by mumbo in the opening sequence(card game)
9.The universe will then implode for tampering with time
10. Quickly STOP AND SWOP DIMENTIONS.
And there, Stop 'N' Swop in 10 easy steps!
15th April 2007, 09:54 PM
1. Go to the sandcastle in TTC
2. Type in Gregg Mayles on the floor.
3. Gregg Mayles will jump out of nowhere and stab banjo in the back 7 times.
4. After this happens, 6 eggs and an ice key will appear on the wall.
5. Grab them in 30 seconds before banjo dies.
6. Remove your game cartridge
7. Put the cartridge in your oven and set to bake for approx 10 hours.
8. When done, place it back into the N64.
9. Turn on the N64
10. Read the error message
11. Turn off the N64
12. Prepare an egg omelete for breakfast.
13. You will notice your omelete contains all the colors of SNS and you will be able to eat it with an ice-key. You have succesfully completed SNS!
15th April 2007, 10:21 PM
1. Go to your local "Stop n Shop" store.
2. Remove the "h" from the stores sign.
3. Proceed to steal a "W" from a Wal-Mart sign.
4. Place this where the "h" was in the stop n swop store was.
5. Go inside. Buy a fish. Slap your BK, BT, DK64, and RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! games with the fish.
6. Go home, put in BK.
7. Go find the giant enemy crab.
8. Hit his weak points for MASSIVE damage
9. Go inside the shell
10. This is the hard part. You have to balance a pancake on your eye while running through the shell following the trail of notes perfectly. Kill yourself by the not-giant enemy crabs.
11. Start your game up again.
12. Eat the pancake.
Congratulations, you are no longer hungry.
17th April 2007, 10:05 PM
Step 1:Ok first of all you MUST Buy the following things.
1.a diamond pole
2.a metal mario cap
4.a nintendo wii
Step 2:Send me the wii via mail
Step 3: Put on the metal Mario cap.
Step 4: using a gamehsark, kill grunty in 10 mins or less.
Step 5:Insert the Diamond Pole into your mother's eye socket. Make sure it is in good. leave it in there until i tell you to take it out! If it falls out you will have to buy another mother and do it again!
Step 6:After you kill Grunty She will transform into a pile of Crap! there will be a hole.
Step 7: Mumbo will appear and offer to transform you into a puddle of piss.
Step 8:Say YES. if you dont he will Destroy your game pak rom data, N64, and TV so you will have to buy another cartridge, N64, and TV
Step 9: Whew! thats a lot. Ok after you enter the hole you will die, but brentilda will revive you as diarrhea! then she will get killed by mumbo.
Step 10: brentilda will give you a Magic laser gun with one shot.
Step 11: carefully pull out the pole from your mother's eye socket and slice her neck.
Step 12: Do a javelin throw with the pole at Mumbo. If your tv breaks you did it right, if not then he will destroy your stuff like before.
Step 13: Quick! within 1 minute switch the N64 to another tv without killing the power.
Step 14: Mumbo will die. Then Insert your penis(guys)/nipple(girls) into cotroller socket 4. REMEMBER YOUR SCREEN PIC BEFORE YOU DO THIS!!!
Step 15: Your mind will be downloaded into the cartridge. Now proceed to eat Mumbo's and Brentilda's dead Body.
Step 16:using your screen pic memory and backtracking, find the exact spot where you entered. Then Run at full speed towards that spot and you will be back. If you dont then keep trying or you will be trapped in your cartridge forever!
Step 17:Man this is a lot of typing! ok now reset your n64 and erase all the games.
Step 18: goto your computer, and download the rom from your n64 cartridge onto your computer.
Step 19: Your Mom will then come back as a zombie and rape you(somehow)
Stpe 20: Now qiuckly take your empy cartridge and climb mount everest and throw it!
Step 21: if you did it right then it will land onto an N64 all set up for you. If you did it wrong then a sniper will shoot off your head.
Step 22: You have to FLY around the world 100 times in 10 seconds! (You get the ability to fly after you get the cartridge right)
Step 23: If you do that then you will become super saiyan 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Step 24: You will have 3 hours to live now. Go to your cartridge and insert your body part into the socket again.
Step 25: you will be trapped in an empty white space, but then you will see six eggs and a key.
Step 26: The eggs will hatch into six megazords from power rangers and combine to form a penis-shaped object.
Step 27: you MUST use the key to unlock your treasure. (located at the center of the earth)(use the cartridge ecsape trick again)
Step 28: OK this is super hard!!! You have to escape perfectly, then when you get the treasure the penis-zord will escape the cartridge too! Now with the treasure stick it up your rear and yell so loud the world can hear you (guys)I AM GAY! I AM GAY! I AM GAY! (girls)I AM LESBIAN! I AM LESBIAN! I AM LESBIAN!
Step 29:When everyone on earth know that you are gay/lesbian proceed to FLICK the penis-zord. It will now blizzard all opver the world and the penis-zord will EXPLODE!!!!!!!
Final Step: The explosion is sooooooooooooooooooooo huge that the whole solar system explodes! Now you are dead !!!!! Now before you go to hell, ask god about stop n swop and there you go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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