broke glass

[original banjo]

well, this is anything goes, so, i thought people might get a laugh out of this. yesterday, i was outside, and our door turns into glass halfway up, so, you know, you can see outside. i was coming back inside, and it hung at the top (it has been doing that for a while) and my shoulder barely tapped the window, and i busted through it. i was just standing there with my arm and shoulder halfway through the door, just looking at it? i was shocked then, but its funny now that i think of it.

oh yeah, whats the difference between hard and light?

you can go to sleep with a light on.

i know its going to get deleted, but i just had to say it. i really like that joke. so, first mod to see it, get rid of it, but i hope you laugh while you do it.

[Jason]

Honestly, this is a pointless topic.

[robotjinjo]

Ha ha ha! Nice one! I do agree that it should be deleted, but just keep this here at least a day, long enough for everyone to see it.

[original banjo]

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking. The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?" The husband replies, "Autumn."

well, i thought i would put this one here too. if someone has any good ones, put em here. i would love to hear them.

[Grey Jinjo]

Nice =P.

At the time there...ARE NO MODS, so you'll have to be deleted, locked, or neither by the admins. =)

[robotjinjo]

I say Jason should be modded.

[Hakey Wake]

Originally posted by Grey Jinjo

At the time there...ARE NO MODS, so you'll have to be deleted, locked, or neither by the admins. =)

Has that actually ever happened before? I think the time Ice has spent on the boards thus far is already a record, so maybe he's turning over a new leaf. :eek:

[Banjo's Banjo]

Originally posted by Hakey Wake
Has that actually ever happened before? I think the time Ice has spent on the boards thus far is already a record, so maybe he's turning over a new leaf. :eek:

Yeah, I know. He's been here everyday so far, and whats wierder is that Subdrag is less frequent than he was before. Well whatever the case, this topic is going to get locked somehow...or something.

[P.o.t.O]

I think Sub told me in one of our AIM conversations that he would be more active with the forums instead of the actual website.

[original banjo]

well, it is an inevitability, something will happen to it. might as well put another good one here.

A guy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The priest notices him and is very concerned. "What happened, my child?" "I was singing in the choir, Father, and I noticed that the girl in front of me had a wedgie. So I pulled it out, and she punched me in the eye." "Okay. But how did you get the other black eye?" "Well, I thought I'd done something wrong. So I put her wedgie back."

[robotjinjo]

:p :D

[Banjo's Banjo]

Well, at this point, I really don't think this thread is going to be locked, deleted, or anything really, nor does it deserve any of these. Though it might be renamed and turned into a joke thread.

[robotjinjo]

B'sB has a point there.