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actionwebgamer
31st March 2007, 11:03 PM
"When one's drunk too much RWPunch, one is liable to do some pretty crazy things. Many times, one drunk member will round up a whole bunch of others for a round of good ol' drinking songs. We, being the drunkards that we are, should do some songs of our own!" ~Me, June '06

I tried this topic a while ago, but it died. Anyway, I wanted to try it again! WOW!

Rules: The first person posts a topic. Then the next person posts the first line of a song about that topic. Other people post more lines to the song until there are 8 lines. The 2nd and 4th lines must rhyme, as must the 6th and 8th. It is optional if odd lines rhyme, but it's a bonus if they do. rhymezone.com is a great place to come up with good rhymes. The last person posts a new topic. The goal is to come up with some hilarious crap.

example:
PERSON 1: ...New topic: Wario.
PERSON 2: I knew a man named Wario,
PERSON 3: He wore a yellow hat,
PERSON 4: Every time I sat on him,
PERSON 5: I noticed he was fat.
PERSON 6: One day he went into his house,
PERSON 7: But much to his surprise,
PERSON 8: Richard Simmons was there,
PERSON 9: To bring on his demise! New topic: Beans.

Okay, now let's get started!
First topic: Ice cream.

Peanut
31st March 2007, 11:31 PM
topic:sns

Mandolin
31st March 2007, 11:33 PM
I think he said the topic was ice cream. Get with the program, you!

Ahem... "I wish I had some ice cream."

Mr.Patch
31st March 2007, 11:39 PM
Some very cold ice cream

Kablamooie
1st April 2007, 12:18 AM
Some that in the sun would seem.....
(Welcome back, actionwebgamer! I've missed you!)

Peanut
1st April 2007, 12:45 AM
:( lactose intolerent people say ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

actionwebgamer
1st April 2007, 12:47 AM
Melting away, which makes you scream!

repobanjo
1st April 2007, 03:48 PM
But when you can't eat frozen dairy...

Articerile
1st April 2007, 04:26 PM
Just eat a frozen fairy.

actionwebgamer
1st April 2007, 06:06 PM
And though they may be scary,

Donkey Kong
1st April 2007, 06:12 PM
I find a chocolate cherry!...New topic yet or does it still go on?

actionwebgamer
1st April 2007, 06:21 PM
You were supposed to make a new topic, but you didn't, so I'll just make one.

Okay: Fire.

repobanjo
1st April 2007, 06:22 PM
I once lit a fire....

Donkey Kong
1st April 2007, 06:24 PM
The sparks were so crispy...

Doob
2nd April 2007, 12:06 AM
I wanted to make it higher

lamentofking
2nd April 2007, 12:15 AM
So I poured on some whiskey

actionwebgamer
2nd April 2007, 01:29 AM
But then the flames kept rising...

repobanjo
2nd April 2007, 02:04 AM
It really was quite cool.

Atomic Breegull
2nd April 2007, 03:22 AM
So I got some GASOLINE....

gscodeseeker
2nd April 2007, 05:33 AM
and then created a drinking machine

repobanjo
2nd April 2007, 07:58 PM
Psst, gscode seeker, not only did that not rhyme with cool, it was your turn to make a theme! I'll do it, then.

Theme: Irish Drinking Songs (yes, you gotta make an Irish drinking song about Irish Drinking songs)

actionwebgamer
2nd April 2007, 09:40 PM
(Yeah, people, 2 and 4 rhyme, and 6 and 8 rhyme. Get with the program)

Oh, how I love getting drunk in a bar...

firealpha
5th April 2007, 04:52 PM
And singing Irish drinkin' songs