View Full Version : The Return of "What Would You Do If?"
14th June 2004, 07:32 PM
Be happy that I made the 1000th post.
WWYDI one fantasy of yours came true and one reality of yours became a fantasy?
14th June 2004, 11:21 PM
someone's been watching willy wonka.
i'd be really happy because i would have the girl i want to be with and i would be able to harness Magneto's powers from the x-men (lol it is a reality that i cannot do that so if that becomes a fantasy then i can)
WWYDI Gravity was 3 times as strong as normal for the rest of your life?
(BTW. 1001! hah first post over 1000 is MINE!!!)
14th June 2004, 11:46 PM
what would you do if banjo and kazooie were more than just friends
15th June 2004, 02:27 AM
let them live their own life, n00b.
WWYDI I started engulfing n00bs, like Andre?
16th June 2004, 05:21 AM
I'd say yay.
what if all the world's a stage?
18th June 2004, 04:39 PM
I'd start a huge musical called "Moving to Kansas". It would star me, moving to Kansas, with songs like "I'm packin' my bags" and "I pay my taxes (So gimme my ticket already)"
WWYDI you woke up and realised that Rare had never existed, and that this was all just a beautiful dream?
18th June 2004, 06:21 PM
I'd take narcotics and fall asleep again?
WWYDI some guy asked a question but never fini
20th June 2004, 03:03 AM
I'd finish it for him.
WWYDI Love was a battlefield?
20th June 2004, 08:33 AM
Id make something happen
WWYDI this forum suddenly didnt appear on the internet anymore?
21st June 2004, 04:45 AM
I'd scream into the night for hours.
What if a family of aliens moved next door to you?
22nd June 2004, 11:32 PM
Try to contact the Big Giant Head with the transmitter in Harry's head before Sally broke my neck for knowing their secret.
WWYDI I did that?
23rd June 2004, 01:16 AM
WWYDI I shot banjordan?
23rd June 2004, 03:33 AM
WWYDI I shot Bluejinjo1?
28th June 2004, 08:30 PM
Hold a funeral for him. Where I could wear black without arses asking me repeatedly "Are you a goth?"
WWYDI this board became the most popular message board on the internet and suffered an influx of n00bs spouting AIM speak?
2nd July 2004, 12:49 AM
I'd hit them all with baseball bats
WWYDI you had to choose? The red pill or a red M&M?
2nd July 2004, 01:43 AM
Everybody knows that you eat both, then you dial "m" for murder, but only if you use 1-800-Call-ATT, and it's tuesday, cuase it ends with y.
WWYDI your country's new national anthem was "U Can't Touch This?"
2nd July 2004, 12:23 PM
I'd die from gramatical errors.
::Looks at User Name::
WWYDI you bought a third-world country on E-Bay?
3rd July 2004, 05:06 AM
Name it the Isle O Hags, and make like the IOH from Banjo.
What would you do if there was someone else with the SN Bottles98 and it wasn't me? (Probably impossible)
3rd July 2004, 08:56 AM
I'd become their friend, and when they least expect it, Con them out of all their money and set them up the bomb.
WWYDI Bush's IQ levels dropped even further below zero?
8th July 2004, 02:59 AM
change who I will be voting for
wwydif I return after being gone for a month
8th July 2004, 05:28 PM
Say hi and throw custard at you.
WWYDI we were disposable teens?
:: is very affected in the wwydi thread by the song she's listening to ::
9th July 2004, 07:23 AM
Relive my youth.... then join the leagues of milk jugs and disposable lighters.
WWYDI the person you loved the most was.... a bomb!
10th July 2004, 12:49 AM
I'd be BLOWN AWAY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
WWYDI everyone could only joke using bad puns?
10th July 2004, 12:41 PM
So, a guy walked into a bar, and he orders a drink. About 5 minutes later, he pulls out a salamander and shows everybody.
"I call him Tiny," the man says.
"Why's that?" the Bartender asks.
"Because he's my newt!" the man answers
WWYDI I was the man of steel...Mr. Roboto?
10th July 2004, 07:05 PM
I'd say "thank you" in japanese.
WWYDI I wanted to take over the world?
11th July 2004, 04:31 PM
Join forces with you and make in manditory to listen to whatever song I wanted to listen to.
WWYDI I forced you all to listen to the music I wanted to listen to?
12th July 2004, 12:19 AM
I'd kill you, and then take all your worldly possesions.
WWYDI A 500 lbs. Man blocked the enterance to our glorius forums, and we had to get in?
15th July 2004, 08:34 PM
Direct him to the nearest fast food joint and watch the fat man roll!
WWYDI blackeye ate a table and PotO screamed bloody murder?
16th July 2004, 01:26 AM
I'd go nuts!
WWYDI:I became CEO of rareware?(And gave SnS info)((the truth))
16th July 2004, 02:52 AM
Sell you on Ebay.
WWYDI I released the horrible secret that I'm nothing but a mindless fool that does Gold's bidding?
16th July 2004, 03:11 AM
Laugh at u.
WWYDI A pikachu zapped your tushie?
16th July 2004, 06:41 AM
I'd have Pika-chops for dinner.
WWYDI I made a giant space cheese?
1st August 2004, 01:23 AM
Live in it. Yay.
WWYDI I could tell you how much wood a woodchuck could chuck?
1st August 2004, 07:45 AM
Be impressed with your knowledge of useless crap.
WWYDI I knew how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-roll pop?
1st August 2004, 09:02 PM
I would hold your family hostage until you told me.
What if I made a music video about geology?
1st August 2004, 09:11 PM
Tell you to rock on! (Ha I kill me :P)
WWYDI I you were the man who sold the world?
2nd August 2004, 12:34 AM
I would be like "Aw man, I want my world back!" Then I'd go up to Bill Gates with dual pistols and shoot him DEAD.
WWYDI you were getting a very important package that had everything you ever wanted in it, and the truck it was in crashed into a fire hydrant and exploded three doors down from your house?
3rd August 2004, 04:29 AM
WWYDI We got a Subdrag and Kola smilie to fit the Ice Mario smilie?
3rd August 2004, 05:45 AM
I'd use it.
WWYDI a hobo ran up to you and screamed "THE CHICKENS JWKERDOFEFJUEBRA!"
3rd August 2004, 05:37 PM
Steal his Hobo-os, cause he's had WAY too many.
WWYDI I didn't care?
3rd August 2004, 06:48 PM
Scream bloody murder.
WWYDI it as all your fault?
4th August 2004, 12:32 AM
I'd say muaahahahaahaaaahahaaaa
WWYDI I didn't care? *shot*
4th August 2004, 01:42 AM
I would not care
wwydif I return to annoy everyone
4th August 2004, 03:27 AM
i would hug you
WWYDI you had just been shot in the nads by Nads the Nad-Shootin Squirrel?
4th August 2004, 03:47 AM
Call the Pot black, then color it PotO.
WWYDI Stupidity from the beginning of the topic suddenly reappeared?
4th August 2004, 05:13 AM
I would think, "No wonder I failed my IQ test :\"
WWYDI somebody screamed bloody murder?
4th August 2004, 09:18 PM
Know the true spirit of WWYDI was back.
WWYDI I pulled a Blackeye and ate a table?
4th August 2004, 11:52 PM
I'd do nothing. (Like I ever do?)
WWYDI Andre harnished the power of teh n00b Reaver?
4th August 2004, 11:52 PM
Well he's already eating the noobs anyways, so it probably wouldn't matter anyways.
WWYDI :mazza became a new sm....oh wait it did.
WWYDI I put 4 houses on Boardwalk and Parkplace? Also, did you pass go and collect $200?
5th August 2004, 01:51 PM
Get all the stations and put a hotel on The Strand.
WWYDI bloodily murdered you while screaming?
8th August 2004, 05:46 PM
Hmm...that's a tough one. "Scream Bloody Murder?"
WWYDI I ran you over with a car?
8th August 2004, 08:46 PM
be dragged along to the opera.
what would you do if I was a hostage-taker in iraq?
13th August 2004, 04:55 AM
wwydif I was a pirate who alwaysed asked for water and screamed about how a bear stole my glory while eating a table
13th August 2004, 05:55 AM
try and read the back of your hat
what would you do if bk3 is on all next gen platforms except nintendo's?
16th August 2004, 10:48 PM
Go to my grandmother's and play it on PS2.
WWYDI I killed you with a Big Bang attack?(DBZ-GT)
17th August 2004, 03:58 AM
Go Japan on yo butt.
*turns into anime PotO, complete with katana shaped reaver*
WWYDI Somebody filmed the RWPF and played it on Educational TV?
18th August 2004, 02:25 AM
WWYDI Cyberen had pika-chops for dinner?
21st August 2004, 05:59 PM
eat some to
what whould you do if I was fat PH fat
21st August 2004, 08:46 PM
Howl bleeding homicide.
WWYDI Golden Jiggy poked your eyes out trying to put red contact lenses in your eyes?
21st August 2004, 11:24 PM
Run around, screaming like a chicken with his eyes poked out.
WWYDI Your mother was a hamster?
22nd August 2004, 09:53 AM
Fart in your general direction.
WWYDI you could actually buy RWP punch from your local shop?
23rd August 2004, 01:28 AM
Not buy it.
WWYDI I ate your N64?
23rd August 2004, 04:34 AM
i would kill you then open up your stomach to take it back!
wwydi you had no left hand? :eek:
23rd August 2004, 09:43 AM
Whack you with my right.
WWYDI Rare suddenly snapped back together, and started popping out games again?
24th August 2004, 07:56 PM
Buy them. All of them.
WWYDI your life came with a laughter track?
31st August 2004, 06:02 PM
go on a murder spree as I get laughte at
wwydif godzilla was you father
2nd September 2004, 02:40 PM
Be his daughter... and have scales.
WWYDI people thought you were dead and buried you alive?
6th September 2004, 02:23 AM
I'd dig/claw my way out and get revenge if I was successful
WWYDI Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore became friends?
6th September 2004, 04:45 PM
I'd yell "ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!This world is getting confusing!"
The next banjo game was modeled after Starwars(Episodes 1,2,3,4,5,and 6)?
6th September 2004, 05:06 PM
i would be sort of amazed.
wwydi you found the sns, but you couldn't do it untill someone did it b4 you.
6th September 2004, 07:02 PM
I would post on this message board how to do it and wait.
WWYDI Captain Blackeye was real and threatened to kill you if you don't hand over the ice key?
6th September 2004, 08:06 PM
That's bloody scary... I actuallt dreamed that once :O!
WWYDI I needed a life so I stole yours?
7th September 2004, 03:41 AM
i would die!
wwydi i died immediatly after i posted this submit reply button
7th September 2004, 07:18 AM
Be dissappointed that you wouldn't know what I'd do.
WWYDI your potato salad came to life and started running around in circles, begging you to eat it?
12th September 2004, 12:30 AM
I'd eat it.
You had to eat PB&J for all your meals fo the rest of your life?
(I'm running out of ideas!)
12th September 2004, 06:10 PM
I'd die from jelly overload.
WWYDI we could see in 5000 dimensions at once?
12th September 2004, 08:28 PM
Be disoriented and fall over. Then gouge my eyes out, yelling "No more! No more!"
WWYDI Bush started issuing to the American people MREs and supplies to make bomb shelters?
13th September 2004, 10:19 PM
I'd assume he pissed off the rest of the world so badly we're all gonna have a severe ass-pummeling pretty soon.
WWYDI Bush had an I.Q. higher than -45?
14th September 2004, 01:22 AM
He already does
WWDYI Bush was re-elected
14th September 2004, 07:19 PM
I'd scream until my lungs implode.
what if we all had gills instead?
14th September 2004, 07:31 PM
Live under the sea with singing crabs and dancing sea horses.
WWYDI you kept seeing a strange person dressed in a wierd bunny costume that told you when the world was ending?
15th September 2004, 07:04 PM
I'd ask him where he got such a cool costume.
What if Jesus was actually the Hulk?
17th September 2004, 10:41 PM
Not want to make him angry.
WWYDI I made a triumphant return after a crippling 12 days with internet?
19th September 2004, 06:31 AM
Welcome you back and run for my life as you get the spam reaver ready.
WWYDI you answered this WWYDI?
20th September 2004, 01:32 AM
I'd say you were a lazy SOB
wwydif god made elvis and all was good
2nd October 2004, 05:21 AM
i would not care
wwydi bottles revenge triggers an SnS related thing.
Jinjo No. 666
3rd October 2004, 02:26 AM
have fun with Devil Bottles induced stop and swoppery.
What if someone fixed your tongue so that everything tasted like pork?
3rd October 2004, 07:56 PM
Eat nothing but really healthy foods, because the taste wont matter to me.
WWYDI everyone on Earth got turned into a Jaguar but you? And I mean the animal.
29th October 2004, 12:55 AM
Eat what ever they ate.
WWTDI: Mount Fire eyes and Frezzy Peak were beta Hailfire peaks spliced and Mount Fire eyes was still in B-K?
1st November 2004, 11:13 PM
I'd say that rare would then have to coment on it
wwydif I voted for bush
Kaz da Breegull
2nd November 2004, 12:40 AM
I'd vote for Kerry.
WWYDI I revived this somewhat-old topic to get myself killed? XD
2nd November 2004, 02:41 AM
I'd ressurect you.
WWYDI a peanut became president?
2nd November 2004, 02:45 AM
There isn't one already? *rimshot*
WWYDI Aliens landed on Earth in flying teacups, threatening to turn us into cheese nibbles?
3rd November 2004, 12:07 AM
I'd eat myself when I became one.
WWYDI: Your computer crashed your car?
3rd November 2004, 12:56 AM
I'd shake my fists and scream "DAMN YOU BILL GATES!"
what if Al Gore became emperor of the moon?
3rd November 2004, 05:03 PM
I'd become ruller of the planet Arackus(SP), known as Dune.
WWUDI: You were the other party.
13th February 2005, 01:29 PM
WWUDI:You crapped your pants right now.
13th February 2005, 08:58 PM
I would wonder why I was wearing pants and take them off.
WWYDI I died right now?
13th February 2005, 09:46 PM
I'd give you the biggest funeral the world's even seen.
WWYDI I was sucked into a warp in space and wound up in the Zelda universe?
13th February 2005, 10:58 PM
I would hope to get there too someday.
WWYDI Pikachu killed Banjo in Banjo Threeie?
Kaz da Breegull
15th February 2005, 01:57 AM
WWYDI I wondered why the hell somebody had to go and revive this three-month-old topic?
15th February 2005, 02:14 AM
15th February 2005, 06:28 PM
WWYDI people stopped dancing?
16th February 2005, 12:33 AM
Switch the Disco Record over to Side B.
WWYDI I was astounded at the fact that this Topic just popped up out of nowhere?
16th February 2005, 12:42 AM
I wold be suprised no one knew it was me. Woops :) :D
WWYDI If you went into the bathroom and you saw George Bush haveing dihareah!!!!!!
16th February 2005, 01:04 AM
Remove my eyes with a sharp object.
WWYDI You had to either blow up the world or blow up your mom?
16th February 2005, 01:16 AM
I would blow up Al gore and dress him up as my mom :p
WWYDI you ate a hot dog and you grew 50 feet high
16th February 2005, 03:03 AM
Show the world "PotO's Revenge"
WWYDI I made the statement that I may finish my unfinished story from eons ago?
16th February 2005, 04:22 PM
I would not care
wwydif I eat jinjos and minjos and TNT
16th February 2005, 08:18 PM
Laugh as you blow up from the inside.
(btw Phantom I really hope you do finish that story:D)
WWYDI: I turned evil and tried to destroy the forums?
16th February 2005, 08:26 PM
I would try to destroy you.
WWYDI you had to slay a giant evil turkey with Sub Drag's toe
16th February 2005, 10:53 PM
ask if I could eat the giant turkey
wwydif I ate the forums and then the internet and I was still hungry
16th February 2005, 10:58 PM
I'd hope you would eat rare's habit of keeping secrets.
WWYDI you had to eat the inside of my cats ear
16th February 2005, 11:08 PM
I would'nt mind I can eat anything I have a stainless steel stomach
wwydif I was a Gunslinger
16th February 2005, 11:27 PM
I would recomend you go to rare HQ and threten to murder all the cast mebers unless they give us the secret of SnS.
WWYDI you pooped out of your mouth
17th February 2005, 08:17 PM
Go to a doctor....I think.
WWYDI I SPAM Reaver'd the next random and pointless question I hear?
17th February 2005, 09:10 PM
I would go eat something
WWYDI Banjo jumped out of the game and started to rub his face on your leg
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