The Return of "What Would You Do If?"

[Gaming Master2k]

Be happy that I made the 1000th post.

WWYDI one fantasy of yours came true and one reality of yours became a fantasy?

[LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs]

someone's been watching willy wonka.


i'd be really happy because i would have the girl i want to be with and i would be able to harness Magneto's powers from the x-men (lol it is a reality that i cannot do that so if that becomes a fantasy then i can)


WWYDI Gravity was 3 times as strong as normal for the rest of your life?


(BTW. 1001! hah first post over 1000 is MINE!!!)

[star_scream]

what would you do if banjo and kazooie were more than just friends

[P.o.t.O]

let them live their own life, n00b.

WWYDI I started engulfing n00bs, like Andre?

[cyberen]

I'd say yay.

what if all the world's a stage?

[Mr. Quizmo]

I'd start a huge musical called "Moving to Kansas". It would star me, moving to Kansas, with songs like "I'm packin' my bags" and "I pay my taxes (So gimme my ticket already)"

WWYDI you woke up and realised that Rare had never existed, and that this was all just a beautiful dream?

[cyberen]

I'd take narcotics and fall asleep again?

WWYDI some guy asked a question but never fini

[P.o.t.O]

shed it?

I'd finish it for him.

WWYDI Love was a battlefield?

[Nebuchanezzar]

Id make something happen

WWYDI this forum suddenly didnt appear on the internet anymore?

[cyberen]

I'd scream into the night for hours.

What if a family of aliens moved next door to you?

[banjordan]

Try to contact the Big Giant Head with the transmitter in Harry's head before Sally broke my neck for knowing their secret.

WWYDI I did that?

[Bluejinjo1]

Shoot you.

WWYDI I shot banjordan?

[P.o.t.O]

shoot you.

WWYDI I shot Bluejinjo1?

[golden jiggy]

Hold a funeral for him. Where I could wear black without arses asking me repeatedly "Are you a goth?"

WWYDI this board became the most popular message board on the internet and suffered an influx of n00bs spouting AIM speak?

[R Hunter]

I'd hit them all with baseball bats

WWYDI you had to choose? The red pill or a red M&M?

[P.o.t.O]

Everybody knows that you eat both, then you dial "m" for murder, but only if you use 1-800-Call-ATT, and it's tuesday, cuase it ends with y.

WWYDI your country's new national anthem was "U Can't Touch This?"

[AllyourBase2101]

I'd die from gramatical errors.
::Looks at User Name::
Oh.... crap...
*Explodes*
WWYDI you bought a third-world country on E-Bay?

[Bottles98]

Name it the Isle O Hags, and make like the IOH from Banjo.

What would you do if there was someone else with the SN Bottles98 and it wasn't me? (Probably impossible)

[AllyourBase2101]

I'd become their friend, and when they least expect it, Con them out of all their money and set them up the bomb.
WWYDI Bush's IQ levels dropped even further below zero?

[banjosrevenge]

change who I will be voting for
wwydif I return after being gone for a month

[golden jiggy]

Say hi and throw custard at you.

WWYDI we were disposable teens?

:: is very affected in the wwydi thread by the song she's listening to ::

[AllyourBase2101]

Relive my youth.... then join the leagues of milk jugs and disposable lighters.
WWYDI the person you loved the most was.... a bomb!

[cyberen]

I'd be BLOWN AWAY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

WWYDI everyone could only joke using bad puns?

[P.o.t.O]

So, a guy walked into a bar, and he orders a drink. About 5 minutes later, he pulls out a salamander and shows everybody.
"I call him Tiny," the man says.
"Why's that?" the Bartender asks.
"Because he's my newt!" the man answers

WWYDI I was the man of steel...Mr. Roboto?

[cyberen]

I'd say "thank you" in japanese.

WWYDI I wanted to take over the world?

[golden jiggy]

Join forces with you and make in manditory to listen to whatever song I wanted to listen to.

WWYDI I forced you all to listen to the music I wanted to listen to?

[P.o.t.O]

I'd kill you, and then take all your worldly possesions.


WWYDI A 500 lbs. Man blocked the enterance to our glorius forums, and we had to get in?

[golden jiggy]

Direct him to the nearest fast food joint and watch the fat man roll!

WWYDI blackeye ate a table and PotO screamed bloody murder?

[SSDJ]

I'd go nuts!



WWYDI:I became CEO of rareware?(And gave SnS info)((the truth))

[P.o.t.O]

Sell you on Ebay.

WWYDI I released the horrible secret that I'm nothing but a mindless fool that does Gold's bidding?

[SSDJ]

Laugh at u.


WWYDI A pikachu zapped your tushie?

[cyberen]

I'd have Pika-chops for dinner.

WWYDI I made a giant space cheese?

[P.o.t.O]

Live in it. Yay.


WWYDI I could tell you how much wood a woodchuck could chuck?

[AllyourBase2101]

Be impressed with your knowledge of useless crap.
WWYDI I knew how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-roll pop?

[cyberen]

I would hold your family hostage until you told me.

What if I made a music video about geology?

[golden jiggy]

Tell you to rock on! (Ha I kill me :P)

WWYDI I you were the man who sold the world?

[KarAniyuki]

I would be like "Aw man, I want my world back!" Then I'd go up to Bill Gates with dual pistols and shoot him DEAD.

WWYDI you were getting a very important package that had everything you ever wanted in it, and the truck it was in crashed into a fire hydrant and exploded three doors down from your house?

[P.o.t.O]

Blame Microsoft.

WWYDI We got a Subdrag and Kola smilie to fit the Ice Mario smilie?

[cyberen]

I'd use it.

WWYDI a hobo ran up to you and screamed "THE CHICKENS JWKERDOFEFJUEBRA!"

[P.o.t.O]

Steal his Hobo-os, cause he's had WAY too many.

WWYDI I didn't care?

[golden jiggy]

Scream bloody murder.

WWYDI it as all your fault?

[Bottles98]

I'd say muaahahahaahaaaahahaaaa

WWYDI I didn't care? *shot*

[banjosrevenge]

I would not care

wwydif I return to annoy everyone

[KarAniyuki]

i would hug you

WWYDI you had just been shot in the nads by Nads the Nad-Shootin Squirrel?

[P.o.t.O]

Call the Pot black, then color it PotO.

WWYDI Stupidity from the beginning of the topic suddenly reappeared?

[KarAniyuki]

I would think, "No wonder I failed my IQ test :\"

WWYDI somebody screamed bloody murder?

[golden jiggy]

Know the true spirit of WWYDI was back.

WWYDI I pulled a Blackeye and ate a table?

[P.o.t.O]

I'd do nothing. (Like I ever do?)

WWYDI Andre harnished the power of teh n00b Reaver?

[Banjo's Banjo]

Well he's already eating the noobs anyways, so it probably wouldn't matter anyways.

WWYDI :mazza became a new sm....oh wait it did.

err....

WWYDI I put 4 houses on Boardwalk and Parkplace? Also, did you pass go and collect $200?

[golden jiggy]

Get all the stations and put a hotel on The Strand.

WWYDI bloodily murdered you while screaming?

[P.o.t.O]

Hmm...that's a tough one. "Scream Bloody Murder?"


WWYDI I ran you over with a car?

[Mystery Man]

be dragged along to the opera.

what would you do if I was a hostage-taker in iraq?

[banjosrevenge]

shoot you
wwydif I was a pirate who alwaysed asked for water and screamed about how a bear stole my glory while eating a table

[Mystery Man]

try and read the back of your hat

what would you do if bk3 is on all next gen platforms except nintendo's?

[SSDJ]

Go to my grandmother's and play it on PS2.






WWYDI I killed you with a Big Bang attack?(DBZ-GT)

[P.o.t.O]

Go Japan on yo butt.

*turns into anime PotO, complete with katana shaped reaver*

WWYDI Somebody filmed the RWPF and played it on Educational TV?

[SSDJ]

Watch It.






WWYDI Cyberen had pika-chops for dinner?

[banjosrevenge]

eat some to

what whould you do if I was fat PH fat

[golden jiggy]

Howl bleeding homicide.

WWYDI Golden Jiggy poked your eyes out trying to put red contact lenses in your eyes?

[P.o.t.O]

Run around, screaming like a chicken with his eyes poked out.

WWYDI Your mother was a hamster?

[golden jiggy]

Fart in your general direction.

WWYDI you could actually buy RWP punch from your local shop?

[SSDJ]

Not buy it.



WWYDI I ate your N64?

[EvilPsycho]

i would kill you then open up your stomach to take it back!

wwydi you had no left hand? :eek:

[P.o.t.O]

Whack you with my right.

WWYDI Rare suddenly snapped back together, and started popping out games again?

[golden jiggy]

Buy them. All of them.

WWYDI your life came with a laughter track?

[banjosrevenge]

go on a murder spree as I get laughte at
wwydif godzilla was you father

[golden jiggy]

Be his daughter... and have scales.

WWYDI people thought you were dead and buried you alive?

[banjordan]

I'd dig/claw my way out and get revenge if I was successful

WWYDI Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore became friends?

[SSDJ]

I'd yell "ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!This world is getting confusing!"



WWYDI:
The next banjo game was modeled after Starwars(Episodes 1,2,3,4,5,and 6)?

[EvilPsycho]

i would be sort of amazed.

wwydi you found the sns, but you couldn't do it untill someone did it b4 you.

[XeRo9009]

I would post on this message board how to do it and wait.

WWYDI Captain Blackeye was real and threatened to kill you if you don't hand over the ice key?

[golden jiggy]

That's bloody scary... I actuallt dreamed that once :O!

WWYDI I needed a life so I stole yours?

[EvilPsycho]

i would die!

wwydi i died immediatly after i posted this submit reply button

[banjordan]

Be dissappointed that you wouldn't know what I'd do.

WWYDI your potato salad came to life and started running around in circles, begging you to eat it?

[SSDJ]

I'd eat it.



WWYDI:
You had to eat PB&J for all your meals fo the rest of your life?
(I'm running out of ideas!)

[cyberen]

I'd die from jelly overload.

WWYDI we could see in 5000 dimensions at once?

[banjordan]

Be disoriented and fall over. Then gouge my eyes out, yelling "No more! No more!"

WWYDI Bush started issuing to the American people MREs and supplies to make bomb shelters?

[cyberen]

I'd assume he pissed off the rest of the world so badly we're all gonna have a severe ass-pummeling pretty soon.

WWYDI Bush had an I.Q. higher than -45?

[Andre]

He already does

WWDYI Bush was re-elected

[cyberen]

I'd scream until my lungs implode.

what if we all had gills instead?

[golden jiggy]

Live under the sea with singing crabs and dancing sea horses.

WWYDI you kept seeing a strange person dressed in a wierd bunny costume that told you when the world was ending?

(:))

[cyberen]

I'd ask him where he got such a cool costume.

What if Jesus was actually the Hulk?

[P.o.t.O]

Not want to make him angry.

WWYDI I made a triumphant return after a crippling 12 days with internet?

[banjordan]

Welcome you back and run for my life as you get the spam reaver ready.

WWYDI you answered this WWYDI?

[banjosrevenge]

I'd say you were a lazy SOB
wwydif god made elvis and all was good

[EvilPsycho]

i would not care

wwydi bottles revenge triggers an SnS related thing.

[Jinjo No. 666]

have fun with Devil Bottles induced stop and swoppery.

What if someone fixed your tongue so that everything tasted like pork?

[BlueBreegull]

Eat nothing but really healthy foods, because the taste wont matter to me.

WWYDI everyone on Earth got turned into a Jaguar but you? And I mean the animal.

[Glaber]

Eat what ever they ate.
WWTDI: Mount Fire eyes and Frezzy Peak were beta Hailfire peaks spliced and Mount Fire eyes was still in B-K?

[banjosrevenge]

I'd say that rare would then have to coment on it
wwydif I voted for bush

[Kaz da Breegull]

I'd vote for Kerry.

WWYDI I revived this somewhat-old topic to get myself killed? XD

[cyberen]

I'd ressurect you.

WWYDI a peanut became president?

[P.o.t.O]

There isn't one already? *rimshot*

WWYDI Aliens landed on Earth in flying teacups, threatening to turn us into cheese nibbles?

[Glaber]

I'd eat myself when I became one.

WWYDI: Your computer crashed your car?

[cyberen]

I'd shake my fists and scream "DAMN YOU BILL GATES!"

what if Al Gore became emperor of the moon?

[Glaber]

I'd become ruller of the planet Arackus(SP), known as Dune.
WWUDI: You were the other party.

[Meow Mixer]

Nothing.
WWUDI:You crapped your pants right now.

[Andre]

I would wonder why I was wearing pants and take them off.

WWYDI I died right now?

[R Hunter]

I'd give you the biggest funeral the world's even seen.
WWYDI I was sucked into a warp in space and wound up in the Zelda universe?

[Klungo]

I would hope to get there too someday.

WWYDI Pikachu killed Banjo in Banjo Threeie?

[Kaz da Breegull]

I'd be...surprised.

WWYDI I wondered why the hell somebody had to go and revive this three-month-old topic?

[R Hunter]

Boredom maybe?

[cyberen]

WWYDI people stopped dancing?

[P.o.t.O]

Switch the Disco Record over to Side B.

WWYDI I was astounded at the fact that this Topic just popped up out of nowhere?

[Meow Mixer]

I wold be suprised no one knew it was me. Woops :) :D

WWYDI If you went into the bathroom and you saw George Bush haveing dihareah!!!!!!

[R Hunter]

Remove my eyes with a sharp object.

WWYDI You had to either blow up the world or blow up your mom?

[Meow Mixer]

I would blow up Al gore and dress him up as my mom :p

WWYDI you ate a hot dog and you grew 50 feet high

[P.o.t.O]

Show the world "PotO's Revenge"

WWYDI I made the statement that I may finish my unfinished story from eons ago?

[banjosrevenge]

I would not care
wwydif I eat jinjos and minjos and TNT

[R Hunter]

Laugh as you blow up from the inside.
(btw Phantom I really hope you do finish that story:D)
WWYDI: I turned evil and tried to destroy the forums?

[Meow Mixer]

I would try to destroy you.

WWYDI you had to slay a giant evil turkey with Sub Drag's toe

[banjosrevenge]

ask if I could eat the giant turkey

wwydif I ate the forums and then the internet and I was still hungry

[Meow Mixer]

I'd hope you would eat rare's habit of keeping secrets.

WWYDI you had to eat the inside of my cats ear

[banjosrevenge]

I would'nt mind I can eat anything I have a stainless steel stomach
wwydif I was a Gunslinger

[Meow Mixer]

I would recomend you go to rare HQ and threten to murder all the cast mebers unless they give us the secret of SnS.

WWYDI you pooped out of your mouth

[P.o.t.O]

Go to a doctor....I think.

WWYDI I SPAM Reaver'd the next random and pointless question I hear?

[Meow Mixer]

I would go eat something

WWYDI Banjo jumped out of the game and started to rub his face on your leg