One word story

[Airman]

This is something we used to do in school if we were bored. We'd pass around a piece of paper and each person would add one sentence to the story to make a super uber story. SO basically the same thing applies here I'll post one sentence and another person will post another until we build an awesome story... the starting word of the story is.

Today

The next person to post must copy and paste the whole story and then add their sentence for ease of reading :D eg ive started with today so the next person to post will write "today *their sentence*"

Note: Should two people post at the same time, the person whos post happens to appear first will be the story to build on.

[Whirlm]

Today flying

[Airman]

I dont know if the three post rule thing applies here but what the hey

Today flying onward

[ConkerKing]

Today flying onward toward

[DementedSun]

Today flying onward toward the

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea,

[DementedSun]

Today flying onward toward the sea brought

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea brought great

[DementedSun]

Today flying onward toward the sea brought great surprises

[ConkerKing]

Today flying onward toward the sea brought great suprises to

[DementedSun]

Today flying onward toward the sea brought great suprises to tiny

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great suprises to tiny tim

[DementedSun]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He


*Its a story, not just one long sentence xP. *

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally

[DementedSun]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided

[ConkerKing]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to

[DementedSun]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being

[Whirlm]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble

[Articerile]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and

[Mr. Pokeylope]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought

[Articerile]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself

(please say a KFC value meal)

[B-R-E-T]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical

(could stil be chicken :P)

[Articerile]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts

[B-R-E-T]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of

[Keg]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake

[Mr. Pokeylope]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake, which

[Articerile]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making

[lamentofking]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud

[glitchman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly

[Articerile]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into

[Mr. Pokeylope]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the

[Whirlm]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's

[DementedSun]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack.

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then

(I like where this going giggity :P)

[B-R-E-T]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came

[DementedSun]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the

[ConkerKing]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant

[DementedSun]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who

[Corazon.de.agua]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play

[Takuthehedgehog]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His

[Shaz]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is

*****NEW RULE*******
One sentece per person now, this isnt getting anywhere anytime soon :P

[machanist]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called

[glitchman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred

[Mr. Pokeylope]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who

[glitchman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found

EDIT
oh sorry diddn't see the new rule

[Articerile]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts.

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo

heheh its all i got and its ok Glitchman :D

[glitchman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.

[Articerile]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud.

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers".

**AMENDED** :D

[Articerile]

Glitchman has double posted.
Once YOU amend that i'll amend this.

[Airman]

Amended :D

[lamentofking]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots.

[Klungo]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos

[Articerile]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils

(It's a sentence at a time now)

[glitchman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh!

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway

XD (Dont forget the one sentence at a time rule)

[Articerile]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day [insert name of guy who made it here] came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea.

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there (XD) came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball.

[Articerile]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there (XD) came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim

[glitchman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there (XD) came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

[Fox McBanjo]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there (XD) came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to

[Articerile]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there (XD) came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.

[Whirlm]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there (XD) came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him.

[gscodeseeker]

tommarow

[wkw427]

Spira? Has someone been reading one of my first fan fics..? That was th ename of the evil version of Spiral Mountain.. mmhm...


gscodeseker, the point is to ciopy and past the above story...




Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there (XD) came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia

[gscodeseeker]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there (XD) came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object.

[Articerile]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.

Sorry Whyme, it's called Spira cause if Final Fantasy X/-2

[Whirlm]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

[Articerile]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon

[lamentofking]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen.

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened and heard the following: "Zarquon is better then tiny tim", this caused the already heavily dead and distraught tiny tim to die even more inside.

[wkw427]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened to the story and was greatly offended by the mount ot raceism protrayed in the story between the fire eggs and the ice eggs, so he decided to join the...

[Articerile]

Erm...Whyme, you missed Airmans post.

[Airman]

Bah dont worry about it just use his :D

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened to the story and was greatly offended by the mount ot raceism protrayed in the story between the fire eggs and the ice eggs, so he decided to join the..."Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople".

[wkw427]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened to the story and was greatly offended by the mount ot raceism protrayed in the story between the fire eggs and the ice eggs, so he decided to join the..."Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople".

Unknowing to him, the Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople was infact in charge of most of Germany during World War 2. Tim, hateing the Nazis decided to jump into their HQ located in Washington D.C with a Ramjet Rifle and...

[drew]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened to the story and was greatly offended by the mount ot raceism protrayed in the story between the fire eggs and the ice eggs, so he decided to join the..."Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople".

Unknowing to him, the Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople was infact in charge of most of Germany during World War 2. Tim, hateing the Nazis decided to jump into their HQ located in Washington D.C with a Ramjet Rifle and blast everyone in the room's head off. He was sad when he later learned that....

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened to the story and was greatly offended by the mount ot raceism protrayed in the story between the fire eggs and the ice eggs, so he decided to join the..."Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople".

Unknowing to him, the Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople was infact in charge of most of Germany during World War 2. Tim, hateing the Nazis decided to jump into their HQ located in Washington D.C with a Ramjet Rifle and blast everyone in the room's head off. He was sad when he later learned that they were the people keeping his orphanage open, now he was an orphan-home-less constantly dying little kid who had just killed a bunch of people in Washington, "It doesnt matter who they were", tiny tim thought to himself "Theyre in washington, im screwed" he then....

[Whirlm]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened to the story and was greatly offended by the mount ot raceism protrayed in the story between the fire eggs and the ice eggs, so he decided to join the..."Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople".

Unknowing to him, the Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople was infact in charge of most of Germany during World War 2. Tim, hateing the Nazis decided to jump into their HQ located in Washington D.C with a Ramjet Rifle and blast everyone in the room's head off. He was sad when he later learned that they were the people keeping his orphanage open, now he was an orphan-home-less constantly dying little kid who had just killed a bunch of people in Washington, "It doesnt matter who they were", tiny tim thought to himself "Theyre in washington, im screwed" he then....

Ate a bomb which blasted him into millions of tiny pieces the little pieces were then burned until they turned to ash then all the ash was fed to 1,000 different rats the rats were then cut in half and 2,000 cats ate one half of each rat each cat was then cut into seven pieces and each cat piece was put into rocket that would fly into the middle of a star where it would then disinegrate from the heat each star that a rocket had flown been into was then cut into 100 google pieces then each individual piece was fed into a different black hole each black hole was then scattered throughout time, this was done so it would not matter matter how hard anybody could possibly try, they would not be able to get around how impossibly hopeless it is to even reassemble tiny tim let alone gather all his pieces from various points in time this way Tiny Tim would stay dead for good!

[Articerile]

(I think Whirlm wants the Zarquon bit >_<)

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened to the story and was greatly offended by the mount ot raceism protrayed in the story between the fire eggs and the ice eggs, so he decided to join the..."Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople".

Unknowing to him, the Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople was infact in charge of most of Germany during World War 2. Tim, hateing the Nazis decided to jump into their HQ located in Washington D.C with a Ramjet Rifle and blast everyone in the room's head off. He was sad when he later learned that they were the people keeping his orphanage open, now he was an orphan-home-less constantly dying little kid who had just killed a bunch of people in Washington, "It doesnt matter who they were", tiny tim thought to himself "Theyre in washington, im screwed" he then....

Ate a bomb which blasted him into millions of tiny pieces the little pieces were then burned until they turned to ash then all the ash was fed to 1,000 different rats the rats were then cut in half and 2,000 cats ate one half of each rat each cat was then cut into seven pieces and each cat piece was put into rocket that would fly into the middle of a star where it would then disinegrate from the heat each star that a rocket had flown been into was then cut into 100 google pieces then each individual piece was fed into a different black hole each black hole was then scattered throughout time, this was done so it would not matter matter how hard anybody could possibly try, they would not be able to get around how impossibly hopeless it is to even reassemble tiny tim let alone gather all his pieces from various points in time this way Tiny Tim would stay dead for good!
This made many people happy and was widely regarded as a good move.

[lamentofking]

Airman, please follow the 3-post wait rule (http://forums.rarewitchproject.com/showthread.php?t=7667) before you post again.

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened to the story and was greatly offended by the mount ot raceism protrayed in the story between the fire eggs and the ice eggs, so he decided to join the..."Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople".

Unknowing to him, the Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople was infact in charge of most of Germany during World War 2. Tim, hateing the Nazis decided to jump into their HQ located in Washington D.C with a Ramjet Rifle and blast everyone in the room's head off. He was sad when he later learned that they were the people keeping his orphanage open, now he was an orphan-home-less constantly dying little kid who had just killed a bunch of people in Washington, "It doesnt matter who they were", tiny tim thought to himself "Theyre in washington, im screwed" he then....

Ate a bomb which blasted him into millions of tiny pieces the little pieces were then burned until they turned to ash then all the ash was fed to 1,000 different rats the rats were then cut in half and 2,000 cats ate one half of each rat each cat was then cut into seven pieces and each cat piece was put into rocket that would fly into the middle of a star where it would then disinegrate from the heat each star that a rocket had flown been into was then cut into 100 google pieces then each individual piece was fed into a different black hole each black hole was then scattered throughout time, this was done so it would not matter matter how hard anybody could possibly try, they would not be able to get around how impossibly hopeless it is to even reassemble tiny tim let alone gather all his pieces from various points in time this way Tiny Tim would stay dead for good!
This made many people happy and was widely regarded as a good move. Many people then started to throw a 5 minute party with balloons!

[Airman]

lament: isnt that rule just for the beginning of the thread, which funnily enough I didnt follow? XD my bad well anyway its a little late now

[wkw427]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened to the story and was greatly offended by the mount ot raceism protrayed in the story between the fire eggs and the ice eggs, so he decided to join the..."Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople".

Unknowing to him, the Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople was infact in charge of most of Germany during World War 2. Tim, hateing the Nazis decided to jump into their HQ located in Washington D.C with a Ramjet Rifle and blast everyone in the room's head off. He was sad when he later learned that they were the people keeping his orphanage open, now he was an orphan-home-less constantly dying little kid who had just killed a bunch of people in Washington, "It doesnt matter who they were", tiny tim thought to himself "Theyre in washington, im screwed" he then....

Ate a bomb which blasted him into millions of tiny pieces the little pieces were then burned until they turned to ash then all the ash was fed to 1,000 different rats the rats were then cut in half and 2,000 cats ate one half of each rat each cat was then cut into seven pieces and each cat piece was put into rocket that would fly into the middle of a star where it would then disinegrate from the heat each star that a rocket had flown been into was then cut into 100 google pieces then each individual piece was fed into a different black hole each black hole was then scattered throughout time, this was done so it would not matter matter how hard anybody could possibly try, they would not be able to get around how impossibly hopeless it is to even reassemble tiny tim let alone gather all his pieces from various points in time this way Tiny Tim would stay dead for good!
This made many people happy and was widely regarded as a good move. Many people then started to throw a 5 minute party with balloons!


And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown)

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened to the story and was greatly offended by the mount ot raceism protrayed in the story between the fire eggs and the ice eggs, so he decided to join the..."Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople".

Unknowing to him, the Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople was infact in charge of most of Germany during World War 2. Tim, hateing the Nazis decided to jump into their HQ located in Washington D.C with a Ramjet Rifle and blast everyone in the room's head off. He was sad when he later learned that they were the people keeping his orphanage open, now he was an orphan-home-less constantly dying little kid who had just killed a bunch of people in Washington, "It doesnt matter who they were", tiny tim thought to himself "Theyre in washington, im screwed" he then....

Ate a bomb which blasted him into millions of tiny pieces the little pieces were then burned until they turned to ash then all the ash was fed to 1,000 different rats the rats were then cut in half and 2,000 cats ate one half of each rat each cat was then cut into seven pieces and each cat piece was put into rocket that would fly into the middle of a star where it would then disinegrate from the heat each star that a rocket had flown been into was then cut into 100 google pieces then each individual piece was fed into a different black hole each black hole was then scattered throughout time, this was done so it would not matter matter how hard anybody could possibly try, they would not be able to get around how impossibly hopeless it is to even reassemble tiny tim let alone gather all his pieces from various points in time this way Tiny Tim would stay dead for good!
This made many people happy and was widely regarded as a good move. Many people then started to throw a 5 minute party with balloons!


And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

Thats right this is the ultimate showdown.. soon afterwards tiny tim astranged son Tiny Tom declared war on the peoples republic of China who had decided to curse tiny tim when he was blasted into a million google googleplexes.

[wkw427]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened to the story and was greatly offended by the mount ot raceism protrayed in the story between the fire eggs and the ice eggs, so he decided to join the..."Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople".

Unknowing to him, the Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople was infact in charge of most of Germany during World War 2. Tim, hateing the Nazis decided to jump into their HQ located in Washington D.C with a Ramjet Rifle and blast everyone in the room's head off. He was sad when he later learned that they were the people keeping his orphanage open, now he was an orphan-home-less constantly dying little kid who had just killed a bunch of people in Washington, "It doesnt matter who they were", tiny tim thought to himself "Theyre in washington, im screwed" he then....

Ate a bomb which blasted him into millions of tiny pieces the little pieces were then burned until they turned to ash then all the ash was fed to 1,000 different rats the rats were then cut in half and 2,000 cats ate one half of each rat each cat was then cut into seven pieces and each cat piece was put into rocket that would fly into the middle of a star where it would then disinegrate from the heat each star that a rocket had flown been into was then cut into 100 google pieces then each individual piece was fed into a different black hole each black hole was then scattered throughout time, this was done so it would not matter matter how hard anybody could possibly try, they would not be able to get around how impossibly hopeless it is to even reassemble tiny tim let alone gather all his pieces from various points in time this way Tiny Tim would stay dead for good!
This made many people happy and was widely regarded as a good move. Many people then started to throw a 5 minute party with balloons!


And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

Thats right this is the ultimate showdown.. soon afterwards tiny tim astranged son Tiny Tom declared war on the peoples republic of China who had decided to curse tiny tim when he was blasted into a million google googleplexes. But instead, he formed his own Communist society under Tokyo! He called it USSRA, because it had only worms in it. The worms were building

[drew]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened to the story and was greatly offended by the mount ot raceism protrayed in the story between the fire eggs and the ice eggs, so he decided to join the..."Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople".

Unknowing to him, the Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople was infact in charge of most of Germany during World War 2. Tim, hateing the Nazis decided to jump into their HQ located in Washington D.C with a Ramjet Rifle and blast everyone in the room's head off. He was sad when he later learned that they were the people keeping his orphanage open, now he was an orphan-home-less constantly dying little kid who had just killed a bunch of people in Washington, "It doesnt matter who they were", tiny tim thought to himself "Theyre in washington, im screwed" he then....

Ate a bomb which blasted him into millions of tiny pieces the little pieces were then burned until they turned to ash then all the ash was fed to 1,000 different rats the rats were then cut in half and 2,000 cats ate one half of each rat each cat was then cut into seven pieces and each cat piece was put into rocket that would fly into the middle of a star where it would then disinegrate from the heat each star that a rocket had flown been into was then cut into 100 google pieces then each individual piece was fed into a different black hole each black hole was then scattered throughout time, this was done so it would not matter matter how hard anybody could possibly try, they would not be able to get around how impossibly hopeless it is to even reassemble tiny tim let alone gather all his pieces from various points in time this way Tiny Tim would stay dead for good!
This made many people happy and was widely regarded as a good move. Many people then started to throw a 5 minute party with balloons!


And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

Thats right this is the ultimate showdown.. soon afterwards tiny tim astranged son Tiny Tom declared war on the peoples republic of China who had decided to curse tiny tim when he was blasted into a million google googleplexes. But instead, he formed his own Communist society under Tokyo! He called it USSRA, because it had only worms in it. The worms were building a giant ray gun that could shoot into space and destroy whole solar systems.

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened to the story and was greatly offended by the mount ot raceism protrayed in the story between the fire eggs and the ice eggs, so he decided to join the..."Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople".

Unknowing to him, the Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople was infact in charge of most of Germany during World War 2. Tim, hateing the Nazis decided to jump into their HQ located in Washington D.C with a Ramjet Rifle and blast everyone in the room's head off. He was sad when he later learned that they were the people keeping his orphanage open, now he was an orphan-home-less constantly dying little kid who had just killed a bunch of people in Washington, "It doesnt matter who they were", tiny tim thought to himself "Theyre in washington, im screwed" he then....

Ate a bomb which blasted him into millions of tiny pieces the little pieces were then burned until they turned to ash then all the ash was fed to 1,000 different rats the rats were then cut in half and 2,000 cats ate one half of each rat each cat was then cut into seven pieces and each cat piece was put into rocket that would fly into the middle of a star where it would then disinegrate from the heat each star that a rocket had flown been into was then cut into 100 google pieces then each individual piece was fed into a different black hole each black hole was then scattered throughout time, this was done so it would not matter matter how hard anybody could possibly try, they would not be able to get around how impossibly hopeless it is to even reassemble tiny tim let alone gather all his pieces from various points in time this way Tiny Tim would stay dead for good!
This made many people happy and was widely regarded as a good move. Many people then started to throw a 5 minute party with balloons!


And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

Thats right this is the ultimate showdown.. soon afterwards tiny tim astranged son Tiny Tom declared war on the peoples republic of China who had decided to curse tiny tim when he was blasted into a million google googleplexes. But instead, he formed his own Communist society under Tokyo! He called it USSRA, because it had only worms in it. The worms were building a giant ray gun that could shoot into space and destroy whole solar systems. To prevent this, the social democrats party launced a massive nuclear strike against the USSRA

[Keg]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened to the story and was greatly offended by the mount ot raceism protrayed in the story between the fire eggs and the ice eggs, so he decided to join the..."Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople".

Unknowing to him, the Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople was infact in charge of most of Germany during World War 2. Tim, hateing the Nazis decided to jump into their HQ located in Washington D.C with a Ramjet Rifle and blast everyone in the room's head off. He was sad when he later learned that they were the people keeping his orphanage open, now he was an orphan-home-less constantly dying little kid who had just killed a bunch of people in Washington, "It doesnt matter who they were", tiny tim thought to himself "Theyre in washington, im screwed" he then....

Ate a bomb which blasted him into millions of tiny pieces the little pieces were then burned until they turned to ash then all the ash was fed to 1,000 different rats the rats were then cut in half and 2,000 cats ate one half of each rat each cat was then cut into seven pieces and each cat piece was put into rocket that would fly into the middle of a star where it would then disinegrate from the heat each star that a rocket had flown been into was then cut into 100 google pieces then each individual piece was fed into a different black hole each black hole was then scattered throughout time, this was done so it would not matter matter how hard anybody could possibly try, they would not be able to get around how impossibly hopeless it is to even reassemble tiny tim let alone gather all his pieces from various points in time this way Tiny Tim would stay dead for good!
This made many people happy and was widely regarded as a good move. Many people then started to throw a 5 minute party with balloons!


And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

Thats right this is the ultimate showdown.. soon afterwards tiny tim astranged son Tiny Tom declared war on the peoples republic of China who had decided to curse tiny tim when he was blasted into a million google googleplexes. But instead, he formed his own Communist society under Tokyo! He called it USSRA, because it had only worms in it. The worms were building a giant ray gun that could shoot into space and destroy whole solar systems. To prevent this, the social democrats party launced a massive nuclear strike against the USSRA, But this didn't work however, because

[wkw427]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened to the story and was greatly offended by the mount ot raceism protrayed in the story between the fire eggs and the ice eggs, so he decided to join the..."Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople".

Unknowing to him, the Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople was infact in charge of most of Germany during World War 2. Tim, hateing the Nazis decided to jump into their HQ located in Washington D.C with a Ramjet Rifle and blast everyone in the room's head off. He was sad when he later learned that they were the people keeping his orphanage open, now he was an orphan-home-less constantly dying little kid who had just killed a bunch of people in Washington, "It doesnt matter who they were", tiny tim thought to himself "Theyre in washington, im screwed" he then....

Ate a bomb which blasted him into millions of tiny pieces the little pieces were then burned until they turned to ash then all the ash was fed to 1,000 different rats the rats were then cut in half and 2,000 cats ate one half of each rat each cat was then cut into seven pieces and each cat piece was put into rocket that would fly into the middle of a star where it would then disinegrate from the heat each star that a rocket had flown been into was then cut into 100 google pieces then each individual piece was fed into a different black hole each black hole was then scattered throughout time, this was done so it would not matter matter how hard anybody could possibly try, they would not be able to get around how impossibly hopeless it is to even reassemble tiny tim let alone gather all his pieces from various points in time this way Tiny Tim would stay dead for good!
This made many people happy and was widely regarded as a good move. Many people then started to throw a 5 minute party with balloons!


And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

Thats right this is the ultimate showdown.. soon afterwards tiny tim astranged son Tiny Tom declared war on the peoples republic of China who had decided to curse tiny tim when he was blasted into a million google googleplexes. But instead, he formed his own Communist society under Tokyo! He called it USSRA, because it had only worms in it. The worms were building a giant ray gun that could shoot into space and destroy whole solar systems. To prevent this, the social democrats party launced a massive nuclear strike against the USSRA, But this didn't work however, because George Bush was making fun of 9-11 with LEGOS!

He wanted to see 9-11 recrezted with legos, so he told Dick to...

[Duker]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened to the story and was greatly offended by the mount ot raceism protrayed in the story between the fire eggs and the ice eggs, so he decided to join the..."Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople".

Unknowing to him, the Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople was infact in charge of most of Germany during World War 2. Tim, hateing the Nazis decided to jump into their HQ located in Washington D.C with a Ramjet Rifle and blast everyone in the room's head off. He was sad when he later learned that they were the people keeping his orphanage open, now he was an orphan-home-less constantly dying little kid who had just killed a bunch of people in Washington, "It doesnt matter who they were", tiny tim thought to himself "Theyre in washington, im screwed" he then....

Ate a bomb which blasted him into millions of tiny pieces the little pieces were then burned until they turned to ash then all the ash was fed to 1,000 different rats the rats were then cut in half and 2,000 cats ate one half of each rat each cat was then cut into seven pieces and each cat piece was put into rocket that would fly into the middle of a star where it would then disinegrate from the heat each star that a rocket had flown been into was then cut into 100 google pieces then each individual piece was fed into a different black hole each black hole was then scattered throughout time, this was done so it would not matter matter how hard anybody could possibly try, they would not be able to get around how impossibly hopeless it is to even reassemble tiny tim let alone gather all his pieces from various points in time this way Tiny Tim would stay dead for good!
This made many people happy and was widely regarded as a good move. Many people then started to throw a 5 minute party with balloons!


And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

Thats right this is the ultimate showdown.. soon afterwards tiny tim astranged son Tiny Tom declared war on the peoples republic of China who had decided to curse tiny tim when he was blasted into a million google googleplexes. But instead, he formed his own Communist society under Tokyo! He called it USSRA, because it had only worms in it. The worms were building a giant ray gun that could shoot into space and destroy whole solar systems. To prevent this, the social democrats party launced a massive nuclear strike against the USSRA, But this didn't work however, because George Bush was making fun of 9-11 with LEGOS!

He wanted to see 9-11 recrezted with legos, so he told Dick to fly his "jumbo jet" into it, but since he's old now, it's limp, and it crashed into the carpet, in this case representing somewhere near Ellis Island, causing...

[Articerile]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened to the story and was greatly offended by the mount ot raceism protrayed in the story between the fire eggs and the ice eggs, so he decided to join the..."Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople".

Unknowing to him, the Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople was infact in charge of most of Germany during World War 2. Tim, hateing the Nazis decided to jump into their HQ located in Washington D.C with a Ramjet Rifle and blast everyone in the room's head off. He was sad when he later learned that they were the people keeping his orphanage open, now he was an orphan-home-less constantly dying little kid who had just killed a bunch of people in Washington, "It doesnt matter who they were", tiny tim thought to himself "Theyre in washington, im screwed" he then....

Ate a bomb which blasted him into millions of tiny pieces the little pieces were then burned until they turned to ash then all the ash was fed to 1,000 different rats the rats were then cut in half and 2,000 cats ate one half of each rat each cat was then cut into seven pieces and each cat piece was put into rocket that would fly into the middle of a star where it would then disinegrate from the heat each star that a rocket had flown been into was then cut into 100 google pieces then each individual piece was fed into a different black hole each black hole was then scattered throughout time, this was done so it would not matter matter how hard anybody could possibly try, they would not be able to get around how impossibly hopeless it is to even reassemble tiny tim let alone gather all his pieces from various points in time this way Tiny Tim would stay dead for good!
This made many people happy and was widely regarded as a good move. Many people then started to throw a 5 minute party with balloons!


And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

Thats right this is the ultimate showdown.. soon afterwards tiny tim astranged son Tiny Tom declared war on the peoples republic of China who had decided to curse tiny tim when he was blasted into a million google googleplexes. But instead, he formed his own Communist society under Tokyo! He called it USSRA, because it had only worms in it. The worms were building a giant ray gun that could shoot into space and destroy whole solar systems. To prevent this, the social democrats party launced a massive nuclear strike against the USSRA, But this didn't work however, because George Bush was making fun of 9-11 with LEGOS!

He wanted to see 9-11 recrezted with legos, so he told Dick to fly his jumbo jet into it, but since he's old now, it crashed into the carpet, in this case representing somewhere near Ellis Island, causing everyone to get bored and talk about the worms again, since the ray gun was giant in proportion to the worms the democrats just decided to stamp on it.

[Airman]

Today flying onward toward the sea, brought great surprises to tiny Tim. He
finally decided to stop being a feeble character, and bought himself some magical shorts of cake making mud fly into the hitchhiker's backpack. Then came the giant tarantula, who play Xbox. His Xbox is called fred, who found a cupcake in this magical shorts. His magical shorts were not a product of his imagination though, they were given to him by a Jinjo, who was also called fred and wanted to run with him because he was called fred.
Eventually, due to Tiny Tim stopping flying, they all fell to Spira and landed with a thud. Then they learnt of a savage tribe in the area, "The Beers". The Beers came out of no where are started dancing like idiots. Tacos appeared in their hands and lemonade poured from their nostrils. then a big fat bear called banjo popped out 1 of there ears and said guh uh guh! The Beers didnt know who this was and used him as a ball to play a game they invented in their driveway, they called it Banjo pinball, and one day some guy over there came along and shot all the Beers cause they stole his idea. Little did he know the beers were already zombies and couldnt be killed, and they went ahead with their evil plan of distributing the Banjo Pinball. But none of this matters anyway, cause this is a story about tiny tim. then tiny tim accidently got drawn to the power of the pin ball and got sucked into the next banjo game: banjo pinball-ooie.

Tiny tim was stunned. 'Who are you?' he asked to the random silvery spherical object that rolled towards him at high speeds.The object then rolled over him effectively killing him. Tomarrow Russia will be China, or at least thats what they want you to think, the Russains were planning to start a nuclear war against tiny tim, who had just beforehand risen from the dead after being effectively killed by a silvery spherical object. I blame the constant resurrection of tiny tim on a time paradox the ghosts from a christmas carol made.Tiny Tim however gained the magical power to corrupt wishes when he was resurrected.

He then accidentally corrputed his own wish of wishing he was alive again and died.

After deciding that Tiny Tim was an idiot some people decided to make a story about a guy called Zarquon. Tiny Tim liked the idea of the story and sat down on a stump nearby to listen. He listened to the story and was greatly offended by the mount ot raceism protrayed in the story between the fire eggs and the ice eggs, so he decided to join the..."Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople".

Unknowing to him, the Undead League of Extra Unordinary Gentlepeople was infact in charge of most of Germany during World War 2. Tim, hateing the Nazis decided to jump into their HQ located in Washington D.C with a Ramjet Rifle and blast everyone in the room's head off. He was sad when he later learned that they were the people keeping his orphanage open, now he was an orphan-home-less constantly dying little kid who had just killed a bunch of people in Washington, "It doesnt matter who they were", tiny tim thought to himself "Theyre in washington, im screwed" he then....

Ate a bomb which blasted him into millions of tiny pieces the little pieces were then burned until they turned to ash then all the ash was fed to 1,000 different rats the rats were then cut in half and 2,000 cats ate one half of each rat each cat was then cut into seven pieces and each cat piece was put into rocket that would fly into the middle of a star where it would then disinegrate from the heat each star that a rocket had flown been into was then cut into 100 google pieces then each individual piece was fed into a different black hole each black hole was then scattered throughout time, this was done so it would not matter matter how hard anybody could possibly try, they would not be able to get around how impossibly hopeless it is to even reassemble tiny tim let alone gather all his pieces from various points in time this way Tiny Tim would stay dead for good!
This made many people happy and was widely regarded as a good move. Many people then started to throw a 5 minute party with balloons!


And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

Thats right this is the ultimate showdown.. soon afterwards tiny tim astranged son Tiny Tom declared war on the peoples republic of China who had decided to curse tiny tim when he was blasted into a million google googleplexes. But instead, he formed his own Communist society under Tokyo! He called it USSRA, because it had only worms in it. The worms were building a giant ray gun that could shoot into space and destroy whole solar systems. To prevent this, the social democrats party launced a massive nuclear strike against the USSRA, But this didn't work however, because George Bush was making fun of 9-11 with LEGOS!

He wanted to see 9-11 recrezted with legos, so he told Dick to fly his jumbo jet into it, but since he's old now, it crashed into the carpet, in this case representing somewhere near Ellis Island, causing everyone to get bored and talk about the worms again, since the ray gun was giant in proportion to the worms the democrats just decided to stamp on it.

That was the End of the worms race, and George Bush became supreme commander of all the SD partys.