The Real(ly Fake) Stop 'n Swop

[SuperSecretSpy]

Ok i got the idea for this from another thread that is long gone, but i thought it was good...

RULES: there are no rules. Just keep the cheat going. forever.
Here's an example:
(submitter 1): get all jiggys, the 101th jiggy, and all notes then...
(Submitter 2): goto bottles...
(submitter 3): Go...(ect)
Obviously that's not long, but you get the idea

[wkw427]

Okay, but please don't double post. Copy your second post into your first and delete your second. Oh, yes. This should be in form fun=p

1. Go to MMM

[Peanut]

2).talk to loggo

[actionwebgamer]

3). Kill every enemy in the game without getting hit

[wkw427]

4. you must also kill EVERYTHING in CCW, TTC, and FP whilst flying. When finished, talk to Dingpot.

[Jinjonator]

5. When you do, he'll eat you.

[Atomic Breegull]

6. Then you get warped to Banjo's house. Talk to the Bottles picture...

[Peanut]

7. he will toss you the yellow egg and you will be deleted from history

[wkw427]

8. You must travel to the Real World and murder the leader of EVERY country! I'll not find the red egg on top of Mount Everest

[actionwebgamer]

...What? You'll NOT find it there?

Actually, that makes perfect sense. That is, instead, you find it between "O" and "A".

If you got that joke, you win an internet.

[Articerile]

9. Then you wake up from this twisted dream and play Banjo-Kazooie

[Monkey Boy 64]

10.) You arrive in Grunty's lair and find the Winkybunion Swop-o-Matic device, which is broken.

[wkw427]

11. You must build a Mech-Klungo. The first piece is in CCL.

[Cheezdoodles]

12. Piece #2 is inside Gobi, which, without any special reason, has appeard at the top of Grunty's lair. When you talk to him, he'll eat you, and you have to find the second piece between his heart and kidny.

[Articerile]

13. You must retrieve the third part from Rusty Bucket Bay, but for some reason you are being chased with an Angel with a metal baseball bat covered in spikes which is yelling "Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!" and will kill you instantly if you get anywhere near it.

[SuperSecretSpy]

14.) Then you have to talk to tooie but she's hard to find...

[Doob]

15)Then you relise tooie doesn't exist, and you have to go to the nonexitent dimesion to find her.

[glitchman]

16) you encounter a glitch and you get stuck beetween reality and the nonexistant dimension

[SuperSecretSpy]

Then you wake up! you are in mumbo's hut on Mumbo's mountain. You realize that you are Mario! You panic and...

[Articerile]

...stop taking hallucinagenic drugs.
Then.

[wkw427]

You must go to Springfield, USA. Where the Simpsons are and...

[actionwebgamer]

Finally end the show, thus saving the universe as we know it.

[wkw427]

You in turn, save the Earth. You must then go to planet...

[Jinjonator]

...Swop N' Stop. There you will see...

[Doob]

Tooie! You finally found her. now she says...
"banjo!You must swop kazooie with me!"

[Shaz]

Then she saids ''Go find my missing eggies and ice key plx!''

[Monkey Boy 64]

Then Banjo is transformed into an apple!

[Piggymoogle]

and must fight a gigantic...

[I_Be_Klungo]

peice of swiss cheese!!!

[Piggymoogle]

That piece of swill cheese attacked by...

[firealpha]

Chuck Norris, who then roundhouse kicked it out of the space-time continuum.

[Piggymoogle]

Which opened up a wormhole to...

[glitchman]

... (yup you guessed it!) stop n swop!!

[Piggymoogle]

But it was a fake so...

[firealpha]

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that too.

[Piggymoogle]

Then a monkey...

[glitchman]

called fred...

[Piggymoogle]

Flintstone who went here and...

[Pez]

and stole stop and swap, therefore you have to go on another single player game, but this time without flying once, otherwise your whole gamecart gets whiped.

[firealpha]

However Mumbo has become the greatest being in the universe, and transforms you into Chuck Norris immediately.

[Pez]

You then have to convince Phoenix Wright to be your lawyer (OBJECTION!), because the Real Chuck Norris is sueing you since you stole his identity.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Then the real Chuck Norris gets eaten by the stop n swop monster!

[NeoConker]

Who then says "Birble burgle blable" which is Stop and Swapish for...

[firealpha]

"Chuck Norris was just eaten, we must save him before he saves himself and decides to end the universe. I like cheese. If only there was more punch in the bowl I could make the cheese."

[Articerile]

So you punch the bowl and then the monster belched out Chuck Norris into an alternate dimension from which he can't get back into this one meaning Chuck Norris is now no longer a part of the Stop 'n' Swop method.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Then a robot Chuck Norris who acts, looks, and sounds just like the real one shows up and eats the ice key.

[NeoConker]

But then he throws up the fake ice key which you actually thought was real but wasn't and now you have to go find the real one.

[Jinjo_ist_bunt]

which you have to fight wozza for but you need the flamethrower.

[NeoConker]

Which you have to find in hell.

[firealpha]

Where you find the Chuck Norris from the dimension our Chuck Norris was sent to.

[Pez]

therefore sailing the sea's of cheese for all eternity.

[NeoConker]

When you encounter the cheese sirans.

[firealpha]

After defeating that, you come to a computer and must go to the RWP.

[Articerile]

Then you have to get SubDrag and IceMario to hack open a portal for you to go to hell to get the Ice Key and back.

[Pez]

and then you get banned.

[Pez]

and then you get banned.

[firealpha]

So you must hack back in to read the "Real(ly Fake) Stop 'n Swop" thread and find out what the next step is.

[NeoConker]

Which is to scream at the top of you're lungs "WTF IS GOING ON HERE!"

[Monkey Boy 64]

A voice then answers by saying that you must eat 3 apples and drink a glass of water.

[Piggymoogle]

The water is from mexico and banjo gets sick and has a dream that

[NeoConker]

That he never got the dream, but then he questions how he got the dream that he didn't have it but he did but he is dreaming that he didn't but he did.
Thus concluding that it is in fact opposite day but that means it isn't and he isn't having the dream that he is not dreaming that he never had it so that means it was perquisite day all along, but that means that he did have the dream which he didn't and yaddle, yaddle, yaddle, blah, blah, blah.
(No I didn't understand that either.)

[Piggymoogle]

so my head blows up from the word bit by neoconker and reveals...

[NeoConker]

That Piggymoogle is a robot who is programmed to be a robot that isn't a robot but actually a human but it thinks it is am robot but it isn't and actually is a human which wasn't programmed to not be what he is. So I leave with a question, why is it in his program does it say he is a robot but isn't a robot at the same time and he is a human but not a lion and a robot with human attachements with the program to be a human at the same time?

[bextah.girl]

And Then We Get Back Onto The Subject With Numbers So

Step 10. You Must Go To that Flying Book (I Forget the Name) To Find That All His pages Got Nicked, And They Hold the very Answer To...

[Fox McBanjo]

This is almost 3 weeks old...and your STILL typing in Caps. XD

[Monkey Boy 64]

Then Monkey Boy 64 got bored and bumped this thread and said Banjo and Kazooie and Tooie arrive at Sharkfood Island to find that...

[spoon_lord15]

they would be made heroes of coradyne as soon as they beat up a viking toaster which

[Peanut]

Ummmm, bump much?

[jamesthewiidict]

banjo meets conker and goes on a killing spree to find the egg made out of poo

[kfred]

He looks in the septic tank in Jolly Roger's Lagoon

[LoMoNoCrAt]

And sees some funny white stuff that he drinks and instantly has the urge to mate aggressively with Jolly...