Ask Dr. Tee

[Theguyoverthere]

TGOT, that is.
Dr. Kab is "out"*, so we all know what that means. It's Ask Dr. Tee-Got time! Go ahead, amuse me with your questions.

I'll try to find a good balance between silly responses and thoughtful answers.

*puts on Standardize-testing-teaching voice* You may begin.



















*said he was out but then mysteriously came back

[Theguyoverthere]

Dr. Tee, do you think this will phail miserably?

[Atomic Breegull]

TGOT: Yes. ;)

[Jinjonator]

Dr.Tee,
Are seriously that much of a loser that you have to ask yourself questions? :p

[Atomic Breegull]

Dr. Tee:
Can I be your secretary?

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

Dr. Tee,
I have fallen madly in love with PinkBull what should I do?

[gamemastersonic]

TGOT, that is.
Dr. Kab is "out"*, so we all know what that means. It's Ask Dr. Tee-Got time! Go ahead, amuse me with your questions.

I'll try to find a good balance between silly responses and thoughtful answers.

*puts on Standardize-testing-teaching voice* You may begin.
















*said he was out but then mysteriously came back

so WHAT is the meaning of sns

[Theguyoverthere]

Atomic Breegull: No. :no:
Jinjonator: I pleed the 276st.
Atomic Breegull: No. The secretary selection process is a very long and complicated one. You think I'm just going to randomly say "Hey, you're my secretary?" What kind of a loser do you think I am?
BanjoKazooieSNS: DON'T DO ANYTHING. STAY WHERE YOU ARE, THE PEOPLE FROM THE CRAZY HOUSE ARE COMING.

Gamemastersonic: Your question is not a valid question that gets TGOT seal of approval so you phail.

[Kablamooie]

Can I be your secretary?

[Theguyoverthere]

Yeah, sure, why not.

[Kablamooie]

Yay!

So, do you have a basement?

[Theguyoverthere]

Nope.





I have a dungeon. But you can stay in my room if you like.

I'll of course be in a different room.

[Kablamooie]

Neat-o!

.....Wait, what?

Oh, yeah, I have a question:

Dear Dr. Tee,

Did you know that I sleep in a chair holding my WTF Log like a staff, much like Mumbo Jumbo, and when people walk up to me, I awake and answer their questions, as well as transform them into fabulous transformations?

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

BanjoKazooieSNS: DON'T DO ANYTHING. STAY WHERE YOU ARE, THE PEOPLE FROM THE CRAZY HOUSE ARE COMING.
Oh are they nice?

[Theguyoverthere]

Kablamooie: Did you know that I invented the WTF log? Pwn'd?

BanjoKazooieSNS: No.

[Kablamooie]

Ha! You didn't use a capital "L"! You see, you invented the "WTF log", but I invented (and/or bought) the "WTF Log".

[Theguyoverthere]

But I'm the basis of the WTF Log as we know it. Pwn'd? (http://rarewitchproject.com/forums/showpost.php?p=170892&postcount=538)

[ConkerKing]

Dr.T-I-Double Gah-ER,
What have you done with my stick and piece of tape?

[Theguyoverthere]

Umm... Secretary? A little help?

[Kablamooie]

Nope. No PWN for you, mister.

You see, I am trained in the arts of PWN Fu. Come back whenever you think you're ready to take me on.

[Theguyoverthere]

That wasn't help!

[Kablamooie]

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

*ahem*

Your stick and tape are in the bathroom. However, we don't currently HAVE a bathroom, so it's as if those two items never existed in the first place.

[Jinjonator]

Dr.Tee,
You have claimed to be the creator of the "WTF log", and Kab is the creator of the "WTF Log". So due to a series of technicalities, you lose this case. Kab will be free to go, and you'll be sued for plagerism. Your reactions?

[Theguyoverthere]

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

*ahem*

Your stick and tape are in the bathroom. However, we don't currently HAVE a bathroom, so it's as if those two items never existed in the first place.

DANG! You really ARE the master of PWN Fu! I shall never questin you again, oh mighty one.

Jinjonator: He copied me. He made a letter capital without my permission. That's a suable offense. Just like your mom.

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

Dr Tee,
Well I'm in a happy home right now and I was just wondering...
what are they going to do to me:eek:?

[Jinjonator]

Ah, but you see, records show that Kab did, in fact, make his WTF Log prior to your WTF log, therefore you are still guilty of plagerism, unless your item is in some form different, but it must still have a different name. You lose.

[Mr.Patch]

Dear Doc Tee, Who would win Chuck Noris or Mr.T?

[Theguyoverthere]

Jinjonator: Well he plagiarized me because I said WTF FTW and he stole'd that and turned it into his fabled WTF Log. Since I did infact copy him with my WTF log, I did copy him. But he copied me in the first place. IN essence, I copied myself. So... 'sall good, yo.

Mr. Patch: Mr. Chuck T.

BanjoKazooieSNS: Oh you don't want to know... But I'll tell you anyway. They'll keep you locked up in SOLITARY CONFINEMENT. With no pinkbull for 27 years.

[Kablamooie]

Ah, but you posted "WTF FTW" AFTER I posted a WTF Log message. That, and I also had the idea for the WTF Log about five days beforehand.

No, seriously.

[Jinjonator]

Besides, it would make no difference either way. Kab didn't plagerize anything. He says he already had it in mind, and even if he didn't, it would've just been drawing inspiration from what you said, and not directly stealing your idea, thus, it isn't plagerism. This case is officially closed.

[ConkerKing]

Dr.T,
Chuck Norris?

[Articerile]

Dr. T? Do you have a doctorate in internetology?

[Atomic Breegull]

Dr. Tee:
Can I work for you at all?! I could be the janitor!

[Theguyoverthere]

CK: Oh please, Chuck Norris jokes are so old.
Articerile: Say what?
Atomic Breegull: Asking questions gets you nowhere in life.

[Atomic Breegull]

I liked Kablamooie better! *cries*

[Jinjonator]

Atomic Breegull: Asking questions gets you nowhere in life.
Dr.Tee,
Are you aware that by saying that, you've contradicted the entire existance of this thread?

[Atomic Breegull]

Dr. Tee:
I'm never coming back to this thread! Ever!

[Theguyoverthere]

Jinjonator: Yes.
Atomic Breegull (CEO): Fine.

[Atomic Breegull]

Whuh?

[Theguyoverthere]

Atomic Breegull: Since that had a question mark, I'm going to assume it was a question. So I shalt answer it. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceo)

[Atomic Breegull]

Wow. :D

[actionwebgamer]

Dr. T-Bone,

Do you realize that by arguing about the WTF Log, you're sucking the life out of an already dying joke?

[Theguyoverthere]

How can you suck the life out of something that's dead? I'm not Gruntilda, you know.

[actionwebgamer]

Dr. T

OR ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!/!11?!?!eleven

[Theguyoverthere]

Nope. I'm Theguyoverthere, silly.

[Articerile]

Dr. Who-ever-it-is-now

Which is more effective at blinding people? A flashbang grenade or old womens underwear?

[actionwebgamer]

Dr. T,

Can you slam a revolving door?

[Fox McBanjo]

Tee,

What do Bob the Builder, Mumbo the Shaman and John the Baptist have n common?

[Theguyoverthere]

Atomic Breegull: The world may never know.
Actionwebgamer: That depends. Are there ducks in the nearest pond on Thursday?
Fox McBanjo: They all have three words.

[ConkerKing]

Dr.T/TGOT/Pie,
We're still going to Denny's tonight,right? You,me,Dmoss,and Hakey?
:)

[Theguyoverthere]

Dr. Pie might be but Dr. TGOT and Dr. T have no clue what your talking about.

[Atomic Breegull]

Dr. TGOT
Can I go to Denny's with CK, dmoss, and Hakey? Basically what I'm saying is can you kidnap their parents until they invite me? :p

[Kablamooie]

I wanna' go, to. OR ELSE!

[Jinjonator]

Dr.Tee,
When we go to Denny's, could you buy me some pancakes? They have good pancakes.

[hyperthefox]

Dr. Tree
wat is time

[Theguyoverthere]

Everyone 'cept hyperthefox: WE ARE NOT GOING TO DENNY'S. IF YOU WANT I COULD HALF COOK AN EGGO WAFFLE IN A TOASTER AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT THEN FORCE YOU TO DRINK SYRUP.

hyperthefox: Time in an illusion, or at least that's what everyone always tells me.

[Jinjonator]

Dr.Tee,
Do you enjoy stealing the limelight from Kab?

[Theguyoverthere]

Jinjonator: I didn't steal it. He gave it to me as a surprise random gift. And besides, lemonlight totally pwns limelight.

[hyperthefox]

Dr. Tree
r u realy a tree

[ConkerKing]

Dr.T,
Everyone 'cept hyperthefox: WE ARE NOT GOING TO DENNY'S. IF YOU WANT I COULD HALF COOK AN EGGO WAFFLE IN A TOASTER AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT THEN FORCE YOU TO DRINK SYRUP.
What kind of syrup? You know i'm allergic to blueberrys..

[Articerile]

Dr. Tee: Why did you think I was Atomic?

[gscodeseeker]

Dear Dr.ThatGuyOverThere

Do you own a deploma in doctorine??? Or are you faking It.

[Atomic Breegull]

Dr. Tee:
Articerile makes a good point.

[Theguyoverthere]

Dr. Tee: Why did you think I was Atomic?
Dr. Tee:
Articerile makes a good point.

'Tis a very logical question that deserves an equally logical answer.

Dear Dr.ThatGuyOverThere

Do you own a deploma in doctorine??? Or are you faking It.

Do you own a degree in grammar and English? PWN'D

And no, I'm not a tree, and yes it is blueberry syrup.

[ConkerKing]

Dr.Tee,
Will you answer this question?

[Theguyoverthere]

Dr.Tee,
Will you answer this question?

No. [/paradox :eek:]

[Atomic Breegull]

Dr. Tee:
What does a CEO do?

[Mr.Patch]

Dr.Tee are your better than Dr.Tran?

[Theguyoverthere]

AB: Yes.
Mr. Patch: Yes.

[Mr.Patch]

Dr.Tee what can I do at Zombo.com?

[repobanjo]

Dear Doctor Tee,

Are you just Mister T with a PhD?

[Kablamooie]

I'll take repobanjo's: Notice that it's "Tee", and not "T". Yeah, foo, das' right!!!!!

[Theguyoverthere]

Dr.Tee what can I do at Zombo.com?

You can do anything at Zombocom. Within reason, of course.

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

Dr. Tee,
I was let out of the wacky house early and I'm wondering... Why does the Wii shoot out a flame when you insert a Playstation 3 game?

[Chase_Cooper]

Dr.Tee

Why won't my F$#%ing computer burn stuff right, I mean come on, last week I put it in my CD drive and some cinomin toast came out, WTF am I doing wrong????

I mean really, am my getting PWNED by my own computer?

From yours truly, CN

PS: WTF is going on with waffles?

[Theguyoverthere]

BKSNS: Silly BanjoKazooieSNS, that's an obvious question! You're not going to get out of the Wacky house any sooner if you continue asking questions like those!

CN/Chase_Cooper (don't see the resemblence...) :

Hmm.... Aren't CD's supposed to turn into cinamon toast when burned? And yes, you are getting PWNED by your computer. And what is going on with the waffles is that they can't decide to be flipped or flopped, or flip-flopped.

[Chase_Cooper]

CN is my "Name" in real life....

anyhow, Can you tell me just how do they do that?

And how to WTF log my computer, along with the CD's....

Plese

[Articerile]

Dr Tee!
Here's a question!
Want some :rwpunch?

[Chase_Cooper]

Dr Tee!
Here's a question!
Want some :rwpunch?

I would like some... so I will:rwpunch

[Theguyoverthere]

Come on guys, serious questions only.

Also:

Dr. Tee:

Is my sig really that annoyingly big?
Are you a DUM-DUM?
Do you have any GUM-GUM?

[Articerile]

Dr. Tee, am I allowed to ask why you want serious questions?
If yes, why do you want serious questions?
If no good reason is given, do you want to save money on long distance?

[ConkerKing]

Dr.Tee,
Is this a serious question?

[Duker]

Dr. Tee
Did I just double post?

[wkw427]

FFS CK LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO...

Sorry Duker I'll get Mandy to remove that rep...

Really you two, it isn't funny

[Duker]

Yeah, that hurts. She can't remove rep, too*. I'm... I'm a sad Duker.











*100% wrong statement.

[Chase_Cooper]

Well he is one, is it possible to make a game out of a ball of wire, some glue and some cheese?

[wkw427]

Sorry but that huge gap should be neged... Just remove it and lets call it a day.

Dr Tee, can I have one year subscription to XBLIVE gold?

[ConkerKing]

Really you two, it isn't funny
;)

[wkw427]

Dr. Tee, can I blast CK away with the Mammoth Tank in my Avatar, PLEASE?

[Articerile]

Dr. Tee, can I join in with my Battlesuit in MY AVATAR?

[ConkerKing]

Dr.Tee,
I've changed my avatar.
..er..scratch that, i've removed it.
What should I do now?

[Articerile]

Dr. Tee! Am I Duker?

[Duker]

Or am I?

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

Or am I?
I am! *looks at avatar* nevermind.

Hey Dr. Tee,
I was looking in the mirror today and it broke, what did I do wrong?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Tee, what is my purpose in life?

[Articerile]

Dr. Tee, why aren't your answering our inane questions?

[stalker pizza]

Dr Tee, are you being attacked by our questions?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Tee, are you a rabbit?

[Theguyoverthere]

AHH1HH!! SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!

Person A: Sure, why not.
Person B: NEVER!
Person C: For the last time, SWISS!
Person D: You know what? How come YOU don't ask ME questions?
Persons E, F, G, H, I, J, and K, but not Q: Yes.

Dr. Tee will return after these messages.

[Theguyoverthere]

Also, Kab, You're Fired. As with Atomic Breegull. You didn't stop this topic from mass-chaos like your job said so.

Now I have a secretary and CEO position available, if anyone wants it.

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

Also, Kab, You're Fired. As with Atomic Breegull. You didn't stop this topic from mass-chaos like your job said so.

Now I have a secretary and CEO position available, if anyone wants it.

Can I have it? I am a good worker and love to solve peoples questions *laughs...EVILY*

[stalker pizza]

Dr Tee, are you emo?

[Theguyoverthere]

Stalker Pizza: I will be if you don't quit stalkin' my pizza!

[ConkerKing]

Dr.Tee,
Solitaire?

[Theguyoverthere]

ConkerKing:

No. Spontaneous Combustion. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzC9Jgxsy9s)

[stalker pizza]

I'm not a pizza stalker, I'm a stalking pizza!^_^

Dr. Tee, I'm bored what should I NOT do to entertain myself?

[bobbynicjr]

Dr tee,

my lips bleeding and i cant eat my hotdog? what should i do?

[stalker pizza]

Dr. Tee do you have slow reaction problems?

[Kablamooie]

I'm fired?

.....*pulls out Platinum WTF Log*

[Theguyoverthere]

Stalker Pizza: Whatever you do, DON'T press the red button!

Bobbynicjunior: Eat it anyway.

stalker pizza: I'll get back to you on that.

Kablamooie: That wasn't a question.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Dr. Tee, can I borrow six dollars?

[stalker pizza]

Hi??????

[Whirlm]

Dr. Tee since kabloomie's fired can I interview for the secretary posistion?

[stalker pizza]

HELP ME I"M DIEING!! respond in 48 hrs or i will explode and destroy you all----

[Theguyoverthere]

Alright everyone, here's the deal.

Dr. Tee is now dead. He's been killed by.... yup, you guessed it. The Butler. Who woulda guessed?

So, the doctor is now... OUT.

Duker is the new Dr. now. Manders, you may unlock his thread.

-OUT-

[stalker pizza]

Mandy, he said thoust can unlock the thread now:)

[Theguyoverthere]

*ahem*

The doctor is spontaneously

-IN-

[mafefe]

Dr. Tee, are you a medical doctor or a dentist?

[Theguyoverthere]

Neither.

[Keegan]

Dr. Dr. Kablamooie clone,

How much is the doggie in the window? [Arf, arf]
The one with the waggily tail?
How much is the doggie in the window? [Arf, arf]
I do hope the doggie's for sale!

[ConkerKing]

Dr. T Diddy,

This thread makes me mis dmoss even more. :(?

[Kablamooie]

Dr. Dr. Kabloomie clone,

Who the heck's Kabloomie?

[Articerile]

Dr. T, what have you got that makes me want to come here opposed to seeing my regular quack?

[firealpha]

Dr. Tee,

I'm thinking that you're a fraud.

[Theguyoverthere]

Dr. Tee,

Is it ok if I call you Mr. T?

[Theguyoverthere]

Dr. Dr. Kablamooie clone,

How much is the doggie in the window? [Arf, arf]
The one with the waggily tail?
How much is the doggie in the window? [Arf, arf]
I do hope the doggie's for sale!

$32.65 plus 9001% tax.

Dr. T Diddy,

This thread makes me mis dmoss even more. :(?

That's not a question.

Who the heck's Kabloomie?

Yourself.
Dr. T, what have you got that makes me want to come here opposed to seeing my regular quack?
This thread's easier to navigate.

Dr. Tee,

I'm thinking that you're a fraud.
If I was a fraud, I surely would have been punished by the law...

Dr. Tee,

Is it ok if I call you Mr. T?

No.

[Kablamooie]

The name's KablAmooie. Kablamooie Bond. James Bond. James Kablamooie Bond. Bond. The Third.

[Keegan]

Dr. T,

do u hav teh chest hairz u haxor!!!

(and Dr. K, srry i misspelled ur name)

should i be sorry?

[AndyNPC]

Dr. Tee,

Why are you not Dr. Kab?