http://www.therwp.com/forums The RWP Forums - A message board for Rare, Banjo Kazooie and general gaming en Fri, 24 May 2013 10:00:37 GMT vBulletin 30 http://www.therwp.com/forums/images/v2_style/rss.jpg http://www.therwp.com/forums http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51497&goto=newpost Thu, 23 May 2013 19:54:23 GMT https://twitter.com/conkerhimself/st...00456421867521

I know it's old news now (it's one month and twenty days old) but nobody posted it on RWP yet, so... ]]> Rare Walecs http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51497 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51495&goto=newpost Thu, 23 May 2013 03:27:18 GMT So I've been having a lot of eye issues recently, (I dont have glasses or anything) and today I finally went to the eye doc. It turns out I have Blepharitis, which freaks me out because on the handout my doctor gave me it says its an incurable eye disease. Anything that's incurable freaks me out. To add to the list of incurable disease I already have: clinical depression, thyroid disease, gluten intolerance (wheat), and Anemia. It's almost as if I can't catch a break.
Anyways, onto the point of this thread. Has anyone ever had this, and it just went away? Or do you have it and it comes and goes? Or do you have it all the time and you're just like FML? For those who want to know what Blepharitis is, and are all WTF is she talking about. ]]> Almost Anything Goes Leah http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51495 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51494&goto=newpost Thu, 23 May 2013 00:52:04 GMT In brief, I did drugs and this is what happened. I described my experience in form of a story. Oh, no illegal drugs were used, so this isn't against the rules. Enjoy.

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Rocks and Frogs

One Day me and my friend (Let’s call him “C”) decided to take Benflogin. It is just another ordinary medicine sold in any drugstore, it is legal. They say that if you take 10+ pills and get drunk, you get some creepy hallucinations.

It was 3:00 pm. I was at home and decided to take the pills. I took all the 20 pills and slammed a bottle of a white wine called Country Wine. Yes, I did this stupidty . My friend did the same thing in his house, but he didn’t drink as much as me.
After some minutes… It started.

I was chatting on Facebook with some friends and then it became really hard to type. Real talk, I spent 10 minutes to write a simple messages cause I couldn’t find the right keys. I don’t know if I should wether blame the alcohol or Ben. It was scary, everything I wrote had typos.

I told myself “I’m wasting my time here, I should go outside”. That’s what I did. Now…

Fast Forward >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>

I left home at 3:50 pm and when I stepped outside it was…. NIGHT! I honestly can’t remember anything I did in the past hours. Anyway, I wasn’t wearing shoes, only socks. I had just a T-shirt on in a damn cold night, but I didn’t care. I walked forward, looked around and I see on the street, a frog! I’ve never seen a frog in this region before, how did it get here? It had the size of a tennis ball and it was shiny green. A green spot on the dark street. I’m not afraid of frogs, of course, but I was so paranoid that I almost shat myself. The frog’s jumps were so fast and aggressive. I instantly searched for something heavy to kill the animal. I walked back towards the house, and along the wall there were some rocks aligned, drawing the border of the house. They all had the size of a pear. I grabbed one. But before killing the frog, I got inside cause I was very thirsty and needed to pee real bad. I had to drink water an pee every 5 mins. Real Talk. I got in with the rock in my hand. I did what I needed to do, then when I was leaving, I think my dad saw me with the rock in my hand. He knew I had been drinking (he didn’t know about the Benflogin though), so…. What do you think that my dad thought I would do with that rock? I was gonna get in a dangerous fight with someone. What else would he think?

Anyway, I went outside again and went there on the street to kill the frog. I dropped the rock on it. BLAM! I slowly lifted the rock, when I saw that… It was just a couple of leaves. Well played, brain. Well played. But then I rubbed my eyes, looked again, and there were no leaves either. There were just a few drops of water on the street.

Ok, enough of frogs, leaves and water. I turned left and started walking toward the soccer field . There were lots of people there having fun there, and I wanted to play soccer too. As I walked, I gazed into the horizon and saw two headlights. They were so bright that I couldn’t see the car. As I got closer to it I noticed that the car was grey, the same color of my dad’s car, but also the color of most vehicles here. After some seconds I saw the driver’s hand out of the window, waving at me. I couldn’t see his face, but he was seeing me and recognized me. I closed my eyes for 3 seconds, rubbed them, shook my head and BAM, it was all gone. The headlights were actually one of the potent light poles of the soccer field, with two lamps next to each other, resembling the headlights of a car. This kind of hallucination happened several times in that night because there were also hundreds of lights down low on the ground in front of the houses all along the street. Each pair could be a car in my head. I saw cars and at the same time I saw kids on the horizon (not the ones in the field). I could never tell wether those kids were real or not. One time they got killed by Roger (the alien in American Dad), other times they were static and other times they faded out into the air. I was having so much fun with the non existing children that I ended up insulting and scaring two little girls. REAL. LITTLE GIRLS. Pedo-kaz.

Then I finally got to the field. It was well illuminated, so the hallucinations stopped for a while. I was drunk and high and no one could tell (well, almost no one. I was a little weird, but socially acceptable). I played soccer and talked to my friends for hours and hours. And I got no major hallucinations that are worth mentioning. However, I was quite paranoid. I was afraid that the ball would hit me in the face or that someone would break my anckle, but whatever, it was still fun. My friend “C” was there too. Weird as usual, wearing make up and shit. He didn’t seem to be high as well.

Then , at 11 pm, the lights of the field got turned off by the security. Time’s up, the neighbors needed silence. With the lights out, the hallucinations and paranoia started to get stronger again. I saw everyone leaving the field as if they were running away from me. Then in a few seconds, there was NOBODY on the streets. Even “C” went back home. I felt lonely and then I thought “well maybe I should go back home as well”. I headed back home. As I was walking all the way back home, the same hallucinations again: cars, which headlights were actually just short lightpoles along the street; and kids. The cars always seemed to belong to either my mom or my dad. Sometimes the cars were real and they scared me. And the kids were always appearing, but always far away, never close to me. I was starting to hear some laughter, but no one was close to me. I started to run, then I realized that as I ran, some animal might think that I’m running away from it. I turned back quickly and shouted to scare the animal. It was an alligator far far away, not moving. I though “OK OK just keep walking and don’t look back”.

Long story short, I arrived at the frontyard of my place. I knocked on the door. No one answered it. I could see that the lights inside were on, so I knocked again – silence. I went to the window next to the door. I could see my dad’s silhouette there. I knocked on the glass and yelled, he was acting like he didn’t listen to me. I tried to open all the doors and windows but they were all locked. Then I gazed at the pear-sized rocks aligned along the wall and – they weren’t there anymore! My parents had replaced them with lots of small rocks that could hurt no one. I was sad cause my parents were treating me like a thief, a bum, a loser, a bad person in general. I would never get in a fight with anyone, “I wasn’t in a fight!”, I yelled. “I grabbed the rock just to kill an aninal on the street!”. I was still hella drunk, I screamed “FINE, I’LL GO TO “C”s PLACE”. And that’s what I did.

This time I turned right, towards C’s house. As I walked, I saw a brick building on the horizon, it wasn’t there, I swear. I couldn’t read the sign on it so I got closer. After some minutes, when I looked at the building again, the sign turned into a completely different one. I was like “ok why the hell do I still care about those kind of stuff”. At this point I saw another frog on the street. I told it as I pointed my finger at it: “YOU DON’T EXIST”. Then poof, it disappeared. However, I was still very paranoid, always looking back to check if there is no kid or alligator or frog stalking me, I was completely retarded. I saw potheads near the dumpster, looking at me as if they were planning something. ]]> Creative Cavern Y-Kaz http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51494 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51493&goto=newpost Wed, 22 May 2013 22:30:55 GMT Yep we're doing this. Post pictures of cats. (Meow.)

Go go go. ]]> Forum Fun qwertyo76 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51493 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51492&goto=newpost Wed, 22 May 2013 02:59:25 GMT Hello! I have been making a few Conker Shorts, all of which are made in Gmod
Here's the first one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bylbVzJJe4M
What do you think of it?
Next I'm working on Conker's Other Bad Fur Day with a bunch of other people, it's going to be a group project. ]]> Creative Cavern Nvzman http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51492 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51491&goto=newpost Wed, 22 May 2013 02:04:30 GMT No threads about this yet? Also consider this a shout out to any and all Oklahoma RWPers. You guys okay?

Anyways, this is a miracle if I've ever seen one, and what a coincidence too. Watch the whole thing. ]]> Almost Anything Goes Twi http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51491 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51489&goto=newpost Tue, 21 May 2013 23:57:35 GMT I just got this email in my spam folder. Why Why would someone want babies for sex? I mean... good god. Why. ITT POST FUNNY SPAM TITLES I just got this email in my spam folder.

Why

Why would someone want babies for sex? I mean... good god. Why.

ITT POST FUNNY SPAM TITLES ]]> Almost Anything Goes wkw427 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51489 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51488&goto=newpost Tue, 21 May 2013 23:11:46 GMT http://www.polygon.com/2013/5/21/4353338/xbox-one-rare-e3-2013-perfect-dark-killer-instinct-banjo-kazooie http://www.polygon.com/2013/5/21/435...-banjo-kazooie ]]> Rare IOnEI Falcon http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51488 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51487&goto=newpost Tue, 21 May 2013 20:04:07 GMT https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BK0IbdMCQAA0CIU.png Taken from the Xbox One reveal today: http://i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy152/IOnEIFalcon/rare_zps6adbed5a.png https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BK0IbdMCQAA0CIU.png

Taken from the Xbox One reveal today: http://i787.photobucket.com/albums/y...ps6adbed5a.png ]]> Rare IOnEI Falcon http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51487 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51486&goto=newpost Tue, 21 May 2013 18:42:50 GMT I'm looking for cheap awesome experiences ]]> General Gaming Chicken Eater 40652 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51486 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51485&goto=newpost Mon, 20 May 2013 22:05:33 GMT In spite of me not making pointless questionnaire polls, here is a pointless questionnaire poll! In spite of me not making pointless questionnaire polls, here is a pointless questionnaire poll! ]]> RWP Member Tournaments wkw427 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51485 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51484&goto=newpost Mon, 20 May 2013 17:21:35 GMT Microsoft's announcement is tomorrow. Use this thread to voice your opinions as the show goes on, and speculate on what may be revealed until then. :)

One important thing to note: It has already been confirmed that the next Xbox will not require always-online connect or anything of the sort. ]]> General Gaming Madous http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51484 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51483&goto=newpost Mon, 20 May 2013 11:27:55 GMT Source (http://www.xbox360achievements.org/news/news-14943-Assassin-s-Creed-Movie-Set-For-May-2015-Release.html) And Michael Fassbenber (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Fassbender) will play as the main character. Source

And Michael Fassbenber will play as the main character. ]]> General Gaming Walecs http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51483 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51482&goto=newpost Mon, 20 May 2013 10:58:22 GMT My fave is Blue Dragon.

Scariest final boss ever. He doesn't even ****ing flinch when attacked...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtzXbiPQjGI


What's your fave? ]]> General Gaming Frankie Lee Reynolds http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51482 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51481&goto=newpost Mon, 20 May 2013 03:17:08 GMT O-... Ooooohhhhh wait a minute. Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.... Is- No... Is Y-Kaz still suspended? What the crap? Let the poor guy back in, that's not even funny. (Okay it is slightly funny) But still. My god. :p ]]> Almost Anything Goes qwertyo76 http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51481