Microsoft Files Trademark for Battletoads

[The Colonel]

Unless the new Battletoads is a Platinum game in which you play as a cyborg toad with a magical eyepatch who punches other toads and eats their spines and then beats up an evil toad senator while occasionally slipping into their violent alternate personality, I'm not interested.

[Salty Hippo]

Should be a beat'em up with crazy action/bike/platforming levels every now and then. No remake, just reboot it. ****ing 2D, PLEASE. Make it the Castle Crashers of this generation, that game sold a shit ton on the 360. Add a female toad. 4p co-op. Make the combat awesome. Take some inspiration from Dragon's Crown and its replayability with all the multiple paths. Sell it for 15 or 20 bucks.

And yes, embrace the prank thing if that's gonna result in strengthening the Battletoads brand.

I don't think Rare is making it. They're probably too busy with Banjo and their new IP.

[The Colonel]

Originally Posted by Edward Rocks

Add a female toad.

As a representative of Battletoads Inc., the new developers of all Battletoads-related products, I must apologize. Unfortunately, animating female toads would just be too time-consuming for us. I hope you all understand, and will not let this prevent you from getting hyped for this toadtacular now toadventure.

[RyeKo]

Originally Posted by The Colonel

As a representative of Battletoads Inc., the new developers of all Battletoads-related products, I must apologize. Unfortunately, animating female toads would just be too time-consuming for us. I hope you all understand, and will not let this prevent you from getting hyped for this toadtacular now toadventure.

My hype is no longer intensified. No female battletoad = -0.0005/10 Would not recommend to a friend. And keep your children as far away as possible.

[Andre]

Originally Posted by The Colonel

As a representative of Battletoads Inc., the new developers of all Battletoads-related products, I must apologize. Unfortunately, animating female toads would just be too time-consuming for us. I hope you all understand, and will not let this prevent you from getting hyped for this toadtacular now toadventure.

The alternate universe Ubisoft-Battletoads does however have female clothes available for 1000 U-Play points.

[Danny Trabajo]

Are you guys referencing a VG Cats plot or something? Sorry, I don't read that webcomic.

[Salty Hippo]

Originally Posted by Siege

"A Z-axis killed my parents."
-Edward Rocks

Nah, you're wrong.

I meant 2D graphics btw.

[The Colonel]

Originally Posted by Edward Rocks

Nah, you're wrong.

that's good to know

[Crystal Mech]

Originally Posted by Edward Rocks

Nah, you're wrong.

Try looking at his joke one more time. Or maybe a high school geometry textbook.

[The Colonel]

Edward Rocks? More like Edward Rocks [citation needed]!!!!

[Salty Hippo]

Originally Posted by Crystal Mech

Try looking at his joke one more time. Or maybe a high school geometry textbook.

You're supposing I didn't get his joke? Hysterical.

Maybe you should try to look at my joke one more time. It's an inside joke though, you won't get it.

[The Colonel]

Originally Posted by Edward Rocks

You're supposing I didn't get his joke? Hysterical.

Maybe you should try to look at my joke one more time. It's an inside joke though, you won't get it.