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Old 26th June 2012, 01:28 AM
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Fifty Shades of Grey

Because there is no books prefix.

So apparently this "erotic novel" is a Twilight fanfiction published but with the names switched around. I'm starting to see it pop up more frequently on tumblr with folks doing their own dramatic readings of it.

This is a reading of an erotic novel which means there will be a lot of swearing and mentions of sexual content. Don't listen if it's squicky or you don't like it or you're under 18.






Like this one:




Or this milder one:


Anyways, what else have you heard or seen about this novel? I'm tempted to buy it just so I can see how bad it is. Or maybe I'll find the original fanfiction online. I dunno.

Discuss this thing.
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Old 26th June 2012, 01:31 AM
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I only read one short passage from it which Jinjonator was kind enough to post on Facebook. I laughed at the phrase "love canal".
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Old 26th June 2012, 01:40 AM
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GILBERT GOTTFRIED.
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Old 26th June 2012, 01:42 AM
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I only read one short passage from it which Jinjonator was kind enough to post on Facebook. I laughed at the phrase "love canal".
Actually, it was "puckered love cave". And she compared the guy's smirk to a mother hamster eating its three-legged young (you know, a totally reasonable comparison).
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Old 26th June 2012, 02:26 AM
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GILBERT GOTTFRIED.


This is still my favourite reading of the book that I've heard, xD.
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Old 28th June 2012, 10:19 AM
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Yeah I like the part where her inner goddess drips everywhere and gets the floor all dirty.
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Old 28th June 2012, 05:20 PM
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I've only read bits and pieces of this thing, so I can't pass a full and detailed critique, but I will say this:

I fapped.
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Old 28th June 2012, 06:20 PM
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GILBERT GOTTFRIED.
This was my favorite reading of it that I've heard. lolol
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Old 29th June 2012, 08:49 AM
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So it turns out it was written by a 40-something mother of two teenagers. Holy f**k.
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Old 29th June 2012, 12:16 PM
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So it turns out it was written by a 40-something mother of two teenagers. Holy f**k.
Who's apparently now getting uppity because people are writing fanfiction of her fanfiction.
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Old 29th June 2012, 04:00 PM
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Who's apparently now getting uppity because people are writing fanfiction of her fanfiction.
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Old 29th June 2012, 09:13 PM
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I lol'd, it seems to me that anyone can become famous nowadays, as long as sex is somehow involved...
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Old 29th June 2012, 09:39 PM
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Sex Sells. Violence Sells.

This book is basically about violent sex. So millions...
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Old 2nd July 2012, 10:20 PM
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GILBERT GOTTFRIED.
Hahaha holy shit im dying of laughter
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