Journey 2 The RWP

[MetalHeroOfTime]

First, read all of this if you haven't already: http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39801

Journey To The RWP Season 2: Electric Boogaloo!

Recap chapter: In which the author notices the lack of updates, does something about that, and I finally get paid again


Bonjour, my not-as-nearly-as-handsome fans! It is I, ze French Narrator. It has been a long time, no? The higher ups have finally gotten off their derrieres and started to write again! While zis is no true chapter, it is a quick filler chapter that will get ze newbies up to speed and understand what has been going on. What have I been doing in zis interlude of monotony? I’ve been selling my body for cash. It was terrible. On with the recap!

Once upon a time, long, long ago (By that, I mean 2009), there was this guy named Bbundy. He was an average man in every single way. Anyways, he was fired because he was too average. His company, Obsidian Plateau, needed more people with disadvantages in order to continue doing their scientific research on what is the fastest way to kill Godzilla. And so, Bbundy was replaced by mute Jordan Threeman. Distraught, Bbundy went to his favorite bar and attempted to drown his sorrows away with a nice cold Coor’s light (trademark). Coor’s light won‘t slow you down!

Ahem, anyways, Bbundy was approached by a mysterious figure. This weird guy called himself Deus Ex Machina and offered Bbundy a way to earn enough cash that the poor guy wouldn’t ever have to work again. Bbundy took the offer. All he had to do was go to some mansion and pick up a box of doughnuts. What could possibly go wrong?

Everything could. The doughnuts turned out to be the legendary doughnuts of time! The mystical food stuff of legends! The pastries that can bend time and space for their own delicious needs! And so Bbundy was sucked into the future against his will! Forcibly taken from his own time period, DOOMED TO BE A STRANGER IN A FAMILIAR LAND! HIS LOVED ONES ALL DEAD, EVEN THOUGH THEY HAD WAITED FOR A CENTURY FOR HIM!! TRULY THIS IS THE MOST FOULest OF ALL DIVINE CURSES! Cough cough, oh god, talking in all caps really hurts my throat. Ahem.

So, Bbundy woke up to find that the future has become exactly like an RPG from the 90s. With citizens that all looked alike, funny hairdos, maniacal governments, and everything! In the future he made friends (If you can call people who insult you all the time Friends) with Jubilee, an archer with as much libido as Link does pocket space, Jinji Mongo, a red headed well suited man who is a member of the evil organization that controls the world, and TRBB, a ,uhh, artist who, umm, can, like, draw things, maybe, that come to life. Oh, and these two guys Dude and Homsar. They’re just two guys who are having a good time. Also it turns out that guy Deus Ex Machina is actually a Deity named Mandolin that wants to get revenge on this guy who disrespected him. He‘s totally using Bbundy to get what he wants. Together, this rag tag team of misfits will attempt to go to the Rare Witch Program, a program for unique people who can use Magic commonly known as Magic Users or in my production notes Rare Witches, in order to go back in time and stop this whole shenanigan from happening. Nothing can stop them, they‘re on a mission from god.

Speaking of Magic, let’s introduce the other main characters! At the same time Bbundy is mucking around, a dark, mysterious man searches for his former comrades. This man has no name. Some say he used to drum for the Kaiser Chiefs, and that he wears all his clothes backwards. All we know is, he’s called Dark Jinjo the Wrath and that he’s the Seventh most powerful Magic User in existence. His mission is to destroy the New Government, starting with the Rare Witch Program, with the combined powers of the Seven Magic Users. So far he’s teamed up with Aaron Anderson, mechanical genius furry who is not a magic user, 3V1L L33T the Pride, the man who kicked the sun in half and the second most powerful magic, and finally the beautiful third most powerful magic user SSJ3 the Lust with breasts like extra large melons. Wait, SSJ3 is a guy?! FUUUUU-- OH, they’ve also found Pies the Glutton, who is about to kill SSJ3 but that won‘t happen because he‘s one of the most popular characters in this story, I think.

Anyways, this brings us to the next group of main characters, the Bad guys! Leading the pack is Bobby the Cat, one of the New Government’s higher ups. He is taking the Most Powerful Magic User (Known to us only as 1 the Greed) to the Rare Witch Program where 1 will be tested or some merde. Joining him is his best buddy, King Gobi the Despair, the Eighth most powerful magic user and total Fawful expy. Along for the ride is The Little Laurence, a super powerful android, and Flying Ace Geno.

And then there’s the only real character who managed to make his way into things besides this lame ass story: Bendanna. Bendanna hates everyone, including you! Bendanna was Bbundy’s boss and enjoyed making his life miserable by having sex with Bbundy’s wife, Peg. Bendanna’s life has considerably gone for the worst ever since he was frozen alive and woke up in the same time period as Bbundy. He was murdered by Bbundy in an epic battle that reminds one of Ninja Gaiden. However, Bendanna has come back from the dead, thanks to the powers of Hell Overlord Guitar. This time he even has a sidekick named Frozyn! Or something, I’m not really sure, I was pretty high at the time I was narrating this.

AND SO ends the Recap to the RWP, the new season starts one year after the end of the first season. You’ll get to see what shit has been going down during that gap. ALLIANCES HAVE BEEN MADE, FRIENDSHIPS BROKEN, BALLS BUSTED. There’s even a new major threat but I can’t tell you much about that without giving it away, kukuku. It’s gonna be totally awesome. We’re gonna have a soundtrack, which is a totally original idea that I did not steal from a really cool guy. New people will be allowed in. The first new chapter will be up on Journey 2 the RWP Tuesday night or so the boss man has told me. I wouldn't trust him for a second. You can never trust those damn americans. A SUIVRE!
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Oh it's you. It's been along time. How have you been? I've been really busy, which has been keeping this story dead. You know, after I murdered it? We've got a lot of catching up to do.

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[SSJ3 Gogeta]

Username: SSJ3 Gogeta
Alignment: Lawful Good
Personality: Hot blooded
Gender: Male

[BobbyTheCat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

That is all.

[Bbundy09]

Username: Bbundy09
Alignment: Lawful Good
Personality: Heroic
Gender: Male

[Aaron Anderson]

Can I still be in this?

[MetalHeroOfTime]

Yes. I'm going to assume that the people from the first one still want in. I don't give a crap if I get sued or not.

[BobbyTheCat]

"There’s even a new major threat but I can’t tell you much about that without giving it away, kukuku."

Oh no.

[King Gobi]

^ I thought exactly same thing

[Mew 101]

Username: Mew 101
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Personality: Random
Gender: Male

[Sajextryus]

Username: Sajex
Alignment: Lawful Good
Personality: (something extraordinarily energetic and brilliant, yet laid back. I'm trying to find a better, single word for this, though. Maybe plain "extraordinary"?)
Gender: Male

[King Gobi]

Username: Gobes
Alignment:Chaotic Good.
Personality: The exact opposite of King Gobi
Gender: Male

It is said that one day King Gobi slept and had a horrible dream a dream of rainbows and unicorns. A dream of sugar and spice and everything nice. And Gobes was born.

[DarkJinjo]

Yo yo yo, I want my same character.

[Jinji Mongo]

Originally Posted by MetalHeroOfTime

assume that people from the first one still want in.

You are correct. I also still want to be a dude, if that's possible.

[MetalHeroOfTime]

Originally Posted by Jinji Mongo

You are correct. I also still want to be a dude, if that's possible.

Yeah, people who were in it before will still have their own characters. SSJ3 is still gonna be a tranny, Jubilee will still be a sex maniac, L33T will still be absurdly badass, etc.

[StarFox]

Can I still be my deliciously evil self with a magnificently evil beard?