One of the best games you'll ever play.

[Siege]

Originally Posted by GoldenJiggies

I'm still waiting for boringtrousers review, so I can redeam me and Jake from Click and Plumbob McBoingBoing.

Done.

[lemurboy12]

Originally Posted by mebecj

Done.

Exactly what I thought as soon as I saw that. What's in this game that's so large?! Does this use MP3 music or something?

[The Colonel]

Originally Posted by lemurboy12

Exactly what I thought as soon as I saw that. What's in this game that's so large?! Does this use MP3 music or something?

Whatever it is, I've played the game. And it honestly isn't worth it.

[GoldenJiggies]

Originally Posted by Jinjonator_Dude

Whatever it is, I've played the game. And it honestly isn't worth it.

What the frick are you talking about? You probably didn't play past the first freaking stage.

[The Colonel]

I played the first few stages. The music was grating, the level design was bad, the physics were bad and double jump wasn't needed, I kept sticking to walls, and you explain EVERYTHING, when you honestly shouldn't.

(See: Megaman Sequelitis.)

You can make a good game, but it takes a lot more time than this obviously took to make. Making a good game needs a great deal of time and effort, and if you really care enough to put in all that time and effort, you can make something great all by yourself. (See: Cave Story)

(Also try not to be offended when someone says your game is bad. Chances are, it really is. You just don't think so because YOU made it.)

[Y-Kaz]

The real best game you'll ever play is inmy new thread gys go check it out you wont regret it

[GoldenJiggies]

Originally Posted by Jinjonator_Dude

The music was grating

I've had multiple people tell me it's amazing. It's really just a matter of personal opinion.

Originally Posted by Jinjonator_Dude

the level design was bad

Now your just absolutely lying. The level design is fantastic, and even though I already have had multiple people tell me otherwise, I still don't need them to know that for a fact.

Originally Posted by Jinjonator_Dude

the physics were bad and double jump wasn't needed

They physics aren't that bad. They just need a little getting used to. Did nobody ever play Kid Icarus Uprising, because I've heard the controls are terrible. Also, try beating the game without double jumping and see how far you get.

Originally Posted by Jinjonator_Dude

you explain EVERYTHING, when you honestly shouldn't.

You don't have to read the signposts. In fact, most people never do...

Originally Posted by Jinjonator_Dude

(Also try not to be offended when someone says your game is bad. Chances are, it really is. You just don't think so because YOU made it.)

I will only when I know they are wrong, and this is that case. It really is an opinion type thing, but how am I not supposed to be offended. Many people have given me feedback that they love this game, and that's all I need.

[The Colonel]

Originally Posted by GoldenJiggies

I've had multiple people tell me it's amazing. It's really just a matter of personal opinion.



Now your just absolutely lying. The level design is fantastic, and even though I already have had multiple people tell me otherwise, I still don't need them to know that for a fact.



They physics aren't that bad. They just need a little getting used to. Did nobody ever play Kid Icarus Uprising, because I've heard the controls are terrible. Also, try beating the game without double jumping and see how far you get.



You don't have to read the signposts. In fact, most people never do...



I will only when I know they are wrong, and this is that case. It really is an opinion type thing, but how am I not supposed to be offended. Many people have given me feedback that they love this game, and that's all I need.

This is exactly what I was talking about when I said "If you make a game, no matter how bad it is, you'll always think it's great".

[GoldenJiggies]

Originally Posted by Jinjonator_Dude

This is exactly what I was talking about when I said "If you make a game, no matter how bad it is, you'll always think it's great".

Wow, you really are an idiot. There's these things called OPINIONS. If multiple upon multiple people have loved it and told me it's is awesome. That's all I need. I'm not even involving me.

[Aaron Anderson]

Come on GJ, the criticism in this thread points out flaws that you'll have to work on if you want to become a better game developer.

[Twi]

I was hoping for Virtual Fat Guy Sitting on a Bench.

I leave disappoint.

[Siege]

Okay, you like making games? Good!

You have confidence in the quality of your games? Fantastic.

You take all criticism as random bashing? No, not good. It's stuff you've gotta consider, from a development standpoint.

I was originally put off by the filesize. But, tell you what: I'm going to let this download overnight, and, from a completely non-joking standpoint, I will review your game in text form and post it right here.

Your part of this little bargain is, you have to actually take my criticism to heart. I was like you once. I would just make things and assume they were all precious little snowflakes that everyone else was being overly critical about.

But no. There were things wrong with my work. I was blinded by my own self confidence.

A lot of these criticisms are probably true. A lot of people complained about the physics engine. From a development standpoint, "get used to it" is the worst response you can ever give. People don't HAVE to play your game. People should WANT to play it.

[GoldenJiggies]

Originally Posted by Aaron Anderson

Come on GJ, the criticism in this thread points out flaws that you'll have to work on if you want to become a better game developer.

Yes, I understand that the controls are poor, the art style could be better as well as the music. But to just call the game outright bad, I just can't except that. Not with how hard I worked on it. But... (see response to mebecj)

Originally Posted by mebecj

Okay, you like making games? Good!

You have confidence in the quality of your games? Fantastic.

You take all criticism as random bashing? No, not good. It's stuff you've gotta consider, from a development standpoint.

I was originally put off by the filesize. But, tell you what: I'm going to let this download overnight, and, from a completely non-joking standpoint, I will review your game in text form and post it right here.

Your part of this little bargain is, you have to actually take my criticism to heart. I was like you once. I would just make things and assume they were all precious little snowflakes that everyone else was being overly critical about.

But no. There were things wrong with my work. I was blinded by my own self confidence.

A lot of these criticisms are probably true. A lot of people complained about the physics engine. From a development standpoint, "get used to it" is the worst response you can ever give. People don't HAVE to play your game. People should WANT to play it.

This guys right. I'm just going to have to accept that not everybody's going to like it, whether it's the game, the music, or whatever else, and I just have to always try to make it better until its good. I'm going to try and rework the physics engine now.

Originally Posted by TwilightVestige

I was hoping for Virtual Fat Guy Sitting on a Bench.

I leave disappoint.

But it's got robotic squids!



Jinjonator_Dude
Sorry I got all mad, bro. You were just sharing your opinion of it so I could make it better.