N64 El Puerco (Ocarina of Time rumor)

[Adam]

And that's why rumors like this exist. If something seems too far fetched, it's dismissed as fake by people. I knew a guy who didn't know the Biggoron Sword was real because of all the shit you have to do to get it.

[Smouvy]

It's the reason why there are still a lot of people that don't believe you can fly away from a trainer on one of the routes, then battle the one trainer on Route 26 with the slowpoke after which you fly to Lavender City and head back to the route with said trainer in order to encounter a Mew in the Gen I Pokémon games.

[Twi]

^I did that. A variation of it anyway for Yellow and got my Mew.

[Kaiser]

alrigth, you really want to know how to find El Puerco? My dad works for nintendo, so i pretty much know every cheat code on the nintendo gaming electronics (u think contra is hard? lol, i get like 30 lives, but ill cover that later) I'll share it with you guys, but since its sort of a big deal I want this to be mine so... Kaiser Lolazer© Original cheats, do not steal.

First, you must start a r/b/y pokemon game, the one with motherfreaking gary oak (lol dis is a reddit meme btw)... but you migth ask, "wait a sec kaiser, the zelda games don't have any pokemon!" but what you migth not know is that the same company who made the zelda games also made POKEMON... oh nintendo you are so creative.

Secondly name your starter "Puerco" and call the second pokemon you catch "Zelda" (the main character of the games), you may only use these two in order to unlock El Puerco. Level them up to 100, beat the E4 AFTER THEY REACH LEVEL 100. Get a transfer pack too, this was like old school dlc.

Third, watch cowboy bepop on adult swim, that shit is le awesome

Finally, you use your transfer pack on your copy of OoT (I love pronoucing this, i sound like a badass owl), it may cause serious damage to your N64, (infact most people who try this and fail often break their N64 in data overload) but if you pull it out, El puerco is rigth there, infact I found a high res picture.

http://tomdohm.files.wordpress.com/2...vil_2_w606.jpg

[Aaron Anderson]

That post made me very

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LE RUSTLED JIMMIES XD

[Smouvy]

Originally Posted by Kaiser Lolazer

call the second pokemon you catch "Zelda" (the main character of the games),

Golden post.

[Breadbug]

I heard it originated from some odd-looking texture or something. N64 graphics were unique like that.

[Dan]

Ocarina of time has been gutted more than any other game probably. They've found Arwings in that game, no joke (a cinematic scene from SF64 is where they got volvagia's move pattern from if i recall correct), and undoubtedly there is no way to beat the running man, get the triforce, or find this pig ghost thing you are posting about. They've found a way to beat ganon as child link for gods sakes. There is next to nothing left in this game, and all that is left are glitches.

[Articerile]

Originally Posted by Adam

And that's why rumors like this exist. If something seems too far fetched, it's dismissed as fake by people. I knew a guy who didn't know the Biggoron Sword was real because of all the shit you have to do to get it.

HOW TO GET CLOUD IN FINAL FANTASY TACTICS:
To recruit Cloud, you must have reached chapter 4 in the game. It is
impossible to get him any earlier than chapter 4, so you'd be best off not
wasting your time. You also have to have kept Mustadio alive and in your
party. If he crystallized or if you dismissed him, then you're screwed.
Head on over to Zeltennia Castle and hit up the bar for rumors. You
need to ask about the rumor of "The Cursed Island". Once you've read up on
the situation, return to the world map. You should see a new path open up
towards an island to the north. Unfortunately, you can't go there yet.
There's still more you need to do.
Head on over to Zarghidas Trade City. Inside you'll see a flower
girl. Remind you of someone? Well she better or you're not Square fan!
Anyways, be sure to buy a pretty little flower from her like the nice guy you
are.
Head to Goug Machine City and watch the cutscene that follows.
Now you need to recruit Beowulf before you can advance. You can find
him at Lesalia Imperial Capital. Here's the good party, you don't need to do
anything to get him to join you party. Just agree with what he has to say to
you and he'll join automatically.
Now there are 2 more things you need to get. One is the character
Reis, and the other is the Aquarius Zodiac Stone. Head over to Goland Coal
City and start fighting your way down. After a few battles, you'll find Reis
the dragon. She needs help. Kill off the enemies in the battle while keeping
her alive and she will join you. You'll also pick up the zodiac stone. Now
get yourself out of there.
Now you need to do some back tracking. Head to Goug Machine City
once again and check out a new cut scene. Now you'll be rewarded with a new
character, Worker #8.
You can now head to that island you unlocked. Unfortunately, you're
going to have to fight your way in. You can kill all the little guys first,
or just take out the worker to end the fight quickly. Either way, the battle
can prove quite challenging. Congratulations, you just earned another Zodiac
Stone.
Finally, you can get Cloud. Head back to Goug once again. Watch the
cutscene and bam, you're spiky blonde friend has returned. Unfortunately, so
has his schizophrenia. He promptly runs off and now you have to chase him
down.
Go to Igros castle, watch the cutscene, then go to Zarghidas Trade
City again. There he is! Looks like Cloud's got himself into a bit of
trouble. Be a nice guy and help him out, will ya?
So now you have Cloud. His job class is "Soldier", which uses the "Limit"
skill. Unfortunately, in order to use the limit skill, Cloud needs his trusty
Buster Sword, which has aptly been renamed the Materia Blade in this game.
Getting the Materia Blade is a lot easier than recruiting Cloud, thankfully.
Just equip Move-Find-Item and enter a random battle at Bervenia. Have your
move-find character reach the highest point on the map. This may be easier if
you have Ignore Height equipped. Once there, you'll receive the sword.

[mccartney-tm]

Originally Posted by Articerile

HOW TO GET CLOUD IN FINAL FANTASY TACTICS:
To recruit Cloud, you must have reached chapter 4 in the game. It is
impossible to get him any earlier than chapter 4, so you'd be best off not
wasting your time. You also have to have kept Mustadio alive and in your
party. If he crystallized or if you dismissed him, then you're screwed.
Head on over to Zeltennia Castle and hit up the bar for rumors. You
need to ask about the rumor of "The Cursed Island". Once you've read up on
the situation, return to the world map. You should see a new path open up
towards an island to the north. Unfortunately, you can't go there yet.
There's still more you need to do.
Head on over to Zarghidas Trade City. Inside you'll see a flower
girl. Remind you of someone? Well she better or you're not Square fan!
Anyways, be sure to buy a pretty little flower from her like the nice guy you
are.
Head to Goug Machine City and watch the cutscene that follows.
Now you need to recruit Beowulf before you can advance. You can find
him at Lesalia Imperial Capital. Here's the good party, you don't need to do
anything to get him to join you party. Just agree with what he has to say to
you and he'll join automatically.
Now there are 2 more things you need to get. One is the character
Reis, and the other is the Aquarius Zodiac Stone. Head over to Goland Coal
City and start fighting your way down. After a few battles, you'll find Reis
the dragon. She needs help. Kill off the enemies in the battle while keeping
her alive and she will join you. You'll also pick up the zodiac stone. Now
get yourself out of there.
Now you need to do some back tracking. Head to Goug Machine City
once again and check out a new cut scene. Now you'll be rewarded with a new
character, Worker #8.
You can now head to that island you unlocked. Unfortunately, you're
going to have to fight your way in. You can kill all the little guys first,
or just take out the worker to end the fight quickly. Either way, the battle
can prove quite challenging. Congratulations, you just earned another Zodiac
Stone.
Finally, you can get Cloud. Head back to Goug once again. Watch the
cutscene and bam, you're spiky blonde friend has returned. Unfortunately, so
has his schizophrenia. He promptly runs off and now you have to chase him
down.
Go to Igros castle, watch the cutscene, then go to Zarghidas Trade
City again. There he is! Looks like Cloud's got himself into a bit of
trouble. Be a nice guy and help him out, will ya?
So now you have Cloud. His job class is "Soldier", which uses the "Limit"
skill. Unfortunately, in order to use the limit skill, Cloud needs his trusty
Buster Sword, which has aptly been renamed the Materia Blade in this game.
Getting the Materia Blade is a lot easier than recruiting Cloud, thankfully.
Just equip Move-Find-Item and enter a random battle at Bervenia. Have your
move-find character reach the highest point on the map. This may be easier if
you have Ignore Height equipped. Once there, you'll receive the sword.

This is so true, yet so tedious. Reminds me of getting Vincent in ff7. How the hell are you supposed to know to do all that crap?

[Tee-Hee]

There -are- ReDead in Dampe's Grave, but they aren't on the path that Dampe takes. If you make a wrong turning in the columns room, there are a couple of dead end pathways that have ReDead in them. In fact I think most of the passageways with Rupees in them have ReDead. Though usually there isn't enough time to explore said passages because the game takes you back to the start if you fail.

That aside, it's definitely a fake. There aren't any actors in Dampe's Grave other than Dampe, Rupees, ReDeads, flames, torches and the Rotating Windmill Mechanism actor, which contains the falling doors that block your progress if you fall behind. No banana, or El Puerco.

[King Gobi]

Muslim chanting made the Fire Temple amazing not to mention the missing shield.