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An Uncle is me!.....again
10:55 (GMT+/- 0) this morning.
8lbs 13.5ozs Thomas. An Uncle is me!.....again I say again as I already have a niece, but she was around before I joined, she was almost 3. But yeah! An Uncle is me! Did I say that already?
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An Uncle is You!
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You sound like my brother^
Congratulations!
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I was almost an uncle once. Lemme tell you the tale. And yes the beginning sounds like a joke's into.
Alright so there were 3 man, 1 woman, and 1 week. In this one week, the woman slept with all 3 of the guys, all of them were UNPROTECTED. One the guys was also my older brother. So for the 9 months, the pregnant chick's parents yell at and complain to my bro, and the other two guys saying, "It's your baby it's all your fault, blah blah blah..." And it was generally annoying. Anyway so they give birth to the baby, do DNA checks and all that, and the baby was that of the drunk that she had sex with first. So he's been getting crap from the girl's parents almost every day of his life from this point forward. And I'm thankful the baby wasn't my bro's because then the parents b!tching would make it's way into our household for an even longer time, and I would not be happy, along with everyone else in the house. The moral of the story: Use protection.
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With condoms come less responsibility!
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congratulations
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