My Banjo Threeie fanfic!

[Nintendo_Fan128]

Well, I've been writting a Banjo Threeie fanfic in my notebook for some time, and I decided to post it here. It's very long, so I'm not going to post it all at once xD I hope you like it! Oh, and sorry for any grammar mistakes/typos, my native language isn't English and I'm translating the whole story! So, let the story begin!

*camera films banjo sleeping on his bed*

here's our hero. Doing his exercises. He fears nothing.

*bird comes to the window*

bird: "beep, beep!"

*Banjo wakes up suddenly and runs screaming*

Banjo: "OH, NO, IT'S GRUNTY'S REVENGE!!!!"

Kazooie: "hey, Banjo, calm down, that's just a bird. And he's my friend."

Banjo: "oh... Sorry."

Later...

Banjo: "Let's visit Tooty!"

Kazooie: "But where's her home?"

Banjo: "Um... I don't know, it never appeared in any game. But that doesn't matter, let's go!"

Then they go to her home.

Banjo: "Hey, that's her home! Let's go inside!"

They knock and open the door. Banjo: "WHAT??? THE HOUSE IS EMPTY! Where's her wardrobe??? Where's the TV???"

Kazooie: "Good, so let's go, since there's nothing to see here!"

Banjo: "Kazooie!!! We have to find Tooty!"

Kazooie: "OK, if you want..."

So they go to Jiggywiggy's temple.

Jiggywiggy: "Well, look who's back! Welcome, Banjo and Kazooie!"

Banjo: "Hi, Jiggywiggy! How are things?"

Jiggywiggy: "I'm fine! And what about you two?"

Kazooie: "Well, we have a little problem!"

Banjo: "Tooty disapeared, and I don't know what happened! But of one thing I'm sure: it was not Grunty, because her body doesn't exist anymore..."

Jiggywiggy: "Well, I can find her. But I need jiggies to do so. When you find a certain amunt of jiggies I'll be able to locate her."

Banjo: "Ok, I'll see you later then."

Banjo goes out of the temple and the door closes.

Banjo: "Well, let's go find some jiggies, then. The only level open here is Mayhem Temple, so let's go."

to be continued...

Well, sorry if the beggining is a bit boring, but the beggining of stories almost always are boring xD So look forward to the rest of the fanfic!

[=donkey-banjo=]

Nice fan-fic! I'll continue to read it if you continue to type it

[DeLMrcs]

Weren't you promoting this in the BK3 GameFAQ's boards? I remember you (if it was you) getting flamed cause you made it almost a wall of text, but regardless it's a good fan-fic.

[Nintendo_Fan128]

Originally Posted by DeLMrcs

Weren't you promoting this in the BK3 GameFAQ's boards? I remember you (if it was you) getting flamed cause you made it almost a wall of text, but regardless it's a good fan-fic.

Yes, it's me. I didn't exactly get flammed, they just asked me to make it easier to read xD

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Then Banjo goes to Mayhem Temple. As soon as he enters the level, he sees a statue of him.

Banjo: "Hey, Kazooie, look at that! A statue of ME!"

He gets closer to it to see what's written below it.

Banjo reading: "Wanted for stealing gold..."

Banjo jumps backwards surprised and confused.

Banjo: "HUH? I never stole anything!"

Suddenly some guardians of the temple come running to Banjo.

Guardians: "It's Ganjo! Get him!"

Banjo: "Ganjo? My name is BANJO, and I never stole anything!"

Guardians: "This guy doesn't even know what's his own name!"

The guardians were coming closer. Banjo tried to exit the level, but the exit was closed now! He couldn't do anything, and the guardians got him and sent him to the king.

king: "So, you finnaly caught this guy! Congratulations, guardians!"

Banjo: "I never stole anything, king! What's going on?!"

King: "You know what's going on, you thief! And nobody messes with our people! Guardians, take him to the well!"

Banjo: "Well?"

They take Banjo to a well in a room in the temple and throw him inside it. Banjo falls for some seconds and finnaly reaches the end of it.

Banjo: "WHOA! This is too deep!"

Banjo tried to climb, but the wall was too slippery.

Banjo: "KAZOOIE, WHAT WILL WE DO?!"

Kazooie: "No idea..."

Banjo: "Well... Let's not lose hope..."

Banjo looks at the floor and sees bones of characters that were thrown in and never made it out. Banjo: "I've already lost it ó_ò HELP!!!!!!"

to be continued...

[Nintendo_Fan128]

Banjo and Kazooie were in the well for 1 hour, and they were starting to get crazy.

Banjo: "There MUST be a way out!!!"

Kazooie: "Hey, I think I have an idea!"

Banjo: "TELL ME WHAT'S IT!!!"

Kazooie gets out of the backpack and stays behind Banjo. She suddenly pecks Banjo in his back and it hurts so much that he's sent flying upwards.

Banjo: "AAAAA!!!!"

Banjo reaches the top and goes out of the well. Kazooie is still in the bottom of the well, though.

Banjo: "Kazooie, can you hear me? How am I going to take you out from there?!"

Kazooie: "Try to find a rope of something!"

Banjo: "OK, I'll try..."

Banjo was feeling like he was about to lose his partner, but he tried not to lose hope. Banjo walks trying to find a rope, and he suddenly sees another Banjo!

Banjo: "Hey! That should be that Ganjo!"

Ganjo: "Huh? Who are you? Well, whoever you are, I've already noticed your intentions aren't good! Kapooie! Get ready to fight!"

BANJO VS GANJO & KAPOOIE! FIGHT!

Banjo starts jumping in Ganjo trying to put him in his empty backpack, but Ganjo throws a grenade egg in him and it explodes. But Banjo hid inside his backpack and the explosion didn't do anything to him.

Banjo: "I'm sorry to say, but my backpack got an upgrade by Mumbo some years ago, and now it'll never be damaged! Hit it as much as you like!"

Banjo does a karate kick in Ganjo and hits him with his backpack. Ganjo faints, but Kazooie's clone, Kapooie, comes out of his backpack and prepares to do a bill drill in Banjo, but he avoids it and jumps into Kapooie, and he puts Kapooie and Ganjo in his backpack.

Banjo: "Cool, now let's take these two to the king!"

Some minutes later...

King: "I, the great King, give you this reward for capturing Ganjo."

Then the king gives Banjo a jiggy!

Banjo: "Thanks! But... Could you take my friend Kazooie out from the well?"

King: "WHAT?!?! I've already gave you the golden reward, and now you want me to take your friend out of the well?!?!"

Banjo: "Yes, didn't I help you?"

King: "GUARDIANS!!! TAKE HIM TO THE WELL!!! After you do this, close the well with a rock so he can't escape again!"

Banjo: "Uh-oh..."

to be continued...

[Nintendo_Fan128]

Banjo runs away and exits the level.

Banjo: "Phew, I'm back to Isle o' Hags! But how will I save Kazooie? I'll never find a rope that's long enough, this well is way too deep! Perhaps I should ask Jiggywiggy's help."

Then he goes to Jiggywiggy's Temple.

Banjo: "Jiggywiggy, I've got a jiggy, but Kazooie is trapped in the well of the temple!"

Jiggywiggy: "I think there's a way of saving her... Give me the jiggy."

Banjo gives him the jiggy and Jiggywiggy opens Grunty Industries.

Jiggywiggy: "There's a secret passage to that well in these industries."

Banjo: "Ok, I'll try to find it."

Banjo goes out of his temple and goes searching for Grunty Industries. Isle o' Hags has changed a lot, so he didn't know where it was and he was in a hurry, especially because there was heavy rain. He finds a sign with "Grunty Industries" written on it and sees a tunnel in the mountain, but it's far from the ground.

Banjo: "Good, so how do I reach this tunnel?"

Some random character: "I can help you!"

Banjo: "Huh? Who was that?"

Lakilester, the friendly Lakitu from Paper Mario appears.

Banjo: "What are you doing here?!"

Lakilester: "I like cameos!"

Banjo: "You're this guy form Paper Mario!"

Lakilester: "Exactly!"

Banjo: "So, can you-"

Suddenly a laser zaps Lakilester and he turns into a zombie.

Lakilester: "NO, I can't do anything for YOU. I want to do a massive rain.. ANd it'll never stop. NEVER."

The rain starts getting even stronger, now with lightnings and Banjo gets REALLY wet.

Banjo: "What just happened to him?!"

He looks to the dark sky filled with clouds and sees someone flying in a broomstick, and starts flying towards him.

Banjo: "Who is that?! It can't be Grunty! ...Especially because that... character flying isn't as fat as she is..."

to be continued...

[=donkey-banjo=]

*Thumbs up*

[DeLMrcs]

*Two thumbs up*

[Nintendo_Fan128]

Thanks!



Banjo: "Who can that be?! Grunty doesn't even have a body anymore!"

The character comes closer and Banjo sees who it is...

Banjo: "No... I'd never imagine YOU'd do that!!"

Brentilda: "HAHAHAHA! Well, Banjo, I have a surprsie for you!"

Banjo: "I remember Mingy Jongo saying the same thing to me and since then I'm traumatizated..."

Brentilda: "Banjo, I'm not Brentilda... I am... GRUNTY!!!"

Banjo: "Oh no, Brentilda got crazy!"

Grunty: "I'm NOT Brentilda! I'll tell you what happened! Since you beat me in Banjo Tooie, I was just a head, so I was on the ground all these years. I thought I was done for, but then, my sister Brentilda came!"

Banjo: "She would never help you!"

Brentilda: "And she didn't. I forced her to! Hahaha!"

Banjo: "But how if you were just a head...?"

Grunty: "I remembered reading a spell book saying that witches with only one eye have the power to hipnotize. I'd do that to you while you were playing with my head... grrr... but I couldn't focus on you to hipnotize, so it didn't work! But... then Brentilda found me, and I hipnotized her, and made she take me to my beauty machine, and we changed bodies!"

Banjo: "OMG! Don't tell me Brentilda is..."

Grunty: "That's right! Brentilda is nothing but a head, on the ground of somewhere in Isle o' Hags! HAHAHAHA!"

Banjo: "I'll not let you make Brentilda stay like that!"

Grunty: "Well, too bad, because you can't do anything about it! I'll zap the whole island with the new B.O.B. and every living things here will turn into zombies! And this includes YOU! And Tooty!"

Banjo: "TOOTY?!"

Grunty: "Yes, Tooty is trapped in my lair, and soon I'll have the beauty that I've always wanted since the first game! And after I steal her beaut, I won't need her anymore, so I'm turning her into a zombie too! HAHAHA! And I'll do all this... NOW! Farewell, Banjo!"

Grunty went away flying in her broomstick and Banjo tried to attack her before she went too high in the sky, but it was too late. She was too fast.

Banjo: "I can't let this happen!"

Banjo goes running to Grunty's Lair. But then he stops.

Banjo: "WAIT! What about Kazooie?!?! I can't beat Grunty all alone!"

Banjo didn't know what to do and he could do nothing but... faint.

to be continued...

[=donkey-banjo=]

Nice work, this is a good fan-fic.

[Nintendo_Fan128]

10 years after that...

There's still strong rain, everything's dark and zombified... We have no clue on where Banjo, Kazooie and the others are. But there's something in the ocean horizon, and it's coming to the land. As it aproaches, we can see that it's a little raft and there's someone on it. And it comes to the beach! Then Boggy jumps off the raft!

Boggy: "Well, I finally found land! But I don't think this is Isle o' Hags..."

Boggy starts to walk deeper in the land.

Boggy: "Well, this doesn't look like Isle o' Hags... But maybe this is the area near Mad Monster Mansion.
Boggy sees a creeppy tree with a sign with "Isle o' Grunty" written on it.

Boggy: "Isle o' Grunty...? Wait... Does that mean...! OH, NO!!! Why didn't Banjo save Isle o' Hags?! I've always thought heroes always win!! Well... I'll go see if my family is OK!"

Boggy goes even deeper in Isle o' Hags, to reach Hailfire Peaks. When he comes there, he goes to his igloo in the ice side.

Boggy: "Hey, family, I'm back!" His family comes... But they're all zombies!

Boggy's family: "Destroy... Destroy..."

Boggy: "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!?!"

He runs away and exits the level. Boggy: "Oh, man, WHAT happened in this island while I was gone?! ... I shouldn't have travelled in this raft when Banjo Tooie ended... Just because of that I have no idea on what happened here. But I didn't even imagine this travel would take more than 10 years... All this time lost in the ocean..."

He suddenly sees a shadow in the distance.

Boggy: "That's... There's somebody there! ...Doesn't look like Banjo, though..."

The shadow is walking slowly towards him...

to be continued...

[Nintendo_Fan128]

The shadow comes closer and Boggy sees that it's Mumbo! And he wasn't a zombie!

Boggy: "Huh? Who are you?"

Mumbo: "Me Mumbo. Best shaman in game."

Boggy: "But that's not a game, that's a fanfic."

Mumbo: "OK, Mumbo best shaman in fanfic."

Boggy: "And what are you doing here?"

Mumbo: "OK, Mumbo best shaman in fanfic."

Boggy: "And what are you doing here?"

Mumbo: "Mumbo friend of bear and bird, and Mumbo's trying to find them, so me can help."

Boggy: "Help? What's wrong with them? ...Hey look! There's someone else coming!"

Mumbo looks to where Boggy was pointing and sees zombie Banjo coming to them.

Mumbo: " Polar bear find bear. Many thanks. Now Mumbo use magic."

Mumbo uses a Glowbo and makes Banjo turn to normal.

Banjo: "Huh...? What happened here? Mumbo? Boggy?"

Mumbo: "Magic worked!"

Banjo: "What magic? And... What am I doing here? Where am I? Where's Kazooie? And..."

Mumbo: "Calm down! Mumbo tells to bear and polar bear what happened."

*Flashback*

When Banjo fainted, Grunty was reaching her lair and Bottles saw everything and went to warn Mumbo.

Mumbo: "Mumbo must save island, Tooty, bear and bird!"

Mumbo went to Spiral Mountain and saw Grunty in the top of the tower in her lair preparing to fire the laser and the B.O.B was already there, so it wouldn't take much time.

Mumbo: "Mumbo too late, can't beat witch... But can use force shield."

Mumbo uses one of the glowbos he was carrying with him and makes a force shield to protect himself.

Mumbo: "Me use the other Glowbo to make Banjo turn to normal after witch releases laser."

He turns around and sees a fat and ugly girl coming towards him. That was Tooty, she had already lost her beaut to Grunty.

Mumbo: "That is Tooty!! Tooty, come to force shield and be protected of witch laser!"

Tooty: "I'm coming, Mumbo!!!"

Grunty was on the top of the tower laughing while preparing to fire the laser. But she didn't see that Mumbo had a force shield.

Grunty: "You'll not escape, stupid Mumbo and Tooty, the whole island will be zombified, and you'll never beat me! HAHAHA!!!"

to be continued...

[DeLMrcs]

Once again good job

[Nintendo_Fan128]

It's nice to know you're liking it

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Then she presses the switch to launch the laser. The B.O.B. begins to flash and launches it! Tooty couldn't reach the force shield in time, and was hit by the laser.

Mumbo: "Tooty..."

*end flashback*

Banjo: "NOOO!!!"

Mumbo: "That what happened. Mumbo sorry, but bear can still save Tooty."

Banjo: "But... What happened to Kazooie?! And where is she?!"

Mumbo: "Mumbo doesn't know. She should have turned into a zombie too."

Banjo: "Oh no... Poor Kazooie... Mumbo, can you use your magic to make her turn to normal too?"

Mumbo: "Mumbo used last Glowbo to make bear turn to normal. All other Glowbos in the island are now zombies and me can't use them for magic anymore."

Banjo: "I'm... I'm..... I'm not feeling well... How will I make Kazooie turn back to normal again?"

Mumbo: "Mumbo sorry, doesn't have any ideas..."

Banjo: "*sigh* Well...... See you later."

Boggy: "But Banjo, where will we stay?"

Banjo: "Oh, you and Mumbo can stay at my home here in Spiral Mountain."

Boggy and Mumbo: "Thanks! Good luck!"

Banjo goes to Jiggywiggy's Temple just to see what happened there and to his surprise, the temple was still shiny! He aproaches the temple and enters it, and Jiggywiggy was there, and he was normal!

Jiggywiggy: "Huh?!? BANJO?!?"

Banjo: "Jiggywiggy?!? But... Didn't Grunty turn everyone into zombies?"

Jiggywiggy: "My temple is protected by a force shield, so nothing happened to me... But how did YOU survive?!"

Banjo: "Mumbo brought me back to normal."

Jiggywiggy: "Oh. And how did Mumbo survive?"

Banjo: "He used a force shield..."

Jiggywiggy: "Well... Do you have jiggies?"

Banjo: "No..."

Jiggywiggy: "I can't believe that you didn't get ANY jiggies during all these years!"

Banjo: "But I was turned into a zombie, how would I get jiggies?!"

Jiggywiggy: "This is YOUR problem."

Banjo: "..."

jiggywiggy: "What are you waiting for? Go to Grunty Industries and bring me the jiggy!"

Banjo: "Ok."

Banjo goes to Grunty Industries. This time, there was a tunnel in the area below the tunnel he saw years ago and it leads to the quagmire too. He went there and goes to the level. Banjo enters the factory, and sees a huge machine there.

Banjo: "Oh, this wasn't here last time I came here."

He hears a strange sound coming from the machine, and comes near it to see what it is.

Banjo: "What's this sound...?"

Some random worker: "IT'S GONNA EXPLODE!!"

Banjo: "WHA...."

to be continued...

[Monkey Boy 64]

Nice job!