My Banjo Threeie fanfic!

[=donkey-banjo=]

The other thing I like is that you are very good at updating. You make sure you have your stuff ready for readers to read.

[greatman3388]

-applaudes-

Awesome fan-fic! Keep 'em coming!

[Nintendo_Fan128]

Thanks! I like writing this fanfic, I'm doing my best to make it interesting and it's nice to know the people here like it

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Banjo and Kazooie go into Grunty's Lair.

Banjo: "Wow... the rocks aren't here anymore! We can move on!"

Kazooie uses the talon trot and they go up the slippery path and...

Kazooie: "Dead end!"

Banjo: "What? This doesn't make sense, what's this note door doing here? We opened it some years ago!"

Kazooie: "Have you thought of the possibility that Grunty could make another spell to make this door appear again?"

Banjo: "Er... OK, let's get some notes... According to the door, we need... WHAT?! ONE NOTE?!"

Kazooie: "Nice, that's easy!"

Banjo: "Well... Let's go to Mumbo's Mountain if it's entrance is open."

Banjo turns around to go to Mumbo's Mountain and has a big, unexpected and terrible surprise...

Banjo: "Oh my God... No... TOOTY!!!"

He was seeing Tooty! His long lost dear sister! Now she was his... dear zombie sister, and with Grunty's ugliness. And she had a big axe in her hands.

Tooty: "I've found you!"

Banjo: "Tooty... er... Wha-at's that axe f-for?"

Tooty: "It's for something special... that I want to do with you..."

Banjo tries to escape but remembers he's in a dead end. And Tooty was coming closer, laughing like a witch.

Banjo: "No, Tooty!! You can't do this to me!!"

Tooty: "No one can stop me!!"

Banjo: *praying*

Kazooie: "Hey, that's a nice hairdo you have there!"

Tooty: "Really? Thanks. WAIT, IT SHOULDN'T BE NICE, IT SHOULD BE HORRIBLE, WHO SAID THIS?!?!"

She turns around trying to find who said it, and sees someone in the entrance of Grunty's Lair.

Tooty: "YOOOOU!!! COME BACK HERE!!!"

She runs to the character... it was just a rock, she was so mad that she thought it was a character!

Tooty: "grrr... Who said that?! ...Hey, WHERE'S Banjo?! He was up there, but I can't see him anymore! Oh, CRAP, HE ESCAPED!!"

Banjo had escaped to Mumbo's Mountain while his dear sister was distracted.

Banjo: "Kazooie... Thanks so much for this."

Kazooie: "Well, I had to do something!"

Banjo: "Hey look, there's a note right in front of us! We're lucky!"

Banjo goes to the note and stretches his arm to grab it, but-

Kazooie: "STOOOP!!!"

Banjo: "What's up, Kazooie?"

Kazooie: "This looks TOO easy. It's a trap!"

Banjo: "Oh, stop being pessimist. It's just a note."

Kazooie: "Let's test this."

Kazooie spits a clockwork kazooie egg and the clockwork kazooie walks on the note. Nothing happens.

Banjo: "See? You're being too pessim-"

Suddenly spikes fall from the sky on the note, and it explodes. Clockwork Kazooie pieces eventually fall on the ground.

Banjo: "er... forget it."

Kazooie: "Let's find the real note."

Banjo: "Right."

They walk around the level. Everything was very different, after so many years. There was a little village filled with grublins and lots of fences and trees.

Banjo: "We've been searching for notes for some time now, but... for some reason, there aren't ANY, wow."

Kazooie: "But let's keep searching, we'll find one, I'm sure about that."

Banjo: "Hey, look! The grublins are carrying a note in the village!"

Kazooie: "They're too many... let's use some eggs!"

She spits another clockwork Kazooie egg, and the robot explodes in the grublins, making them fall.

Banjo: "Nice! Quick, let's get the note!"

Banjo runs to the village, but when they arrive, the grublins get up and see him.

Banjo: "Oh no..."

to be continued...

[Fox McBanjo]

Good chapter.

[Nintendo_Fan128]

Thanks

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Banjo: "er... sorry, we were just passing by, er... nice village!"

Kazooie: "Hey, nice hairdo you have there!"

Banjo: "Kazooie, this won't work now..."

The Grublins were coming to him, and he tried to get out of the village, but just as he faced the exit, there were Grublins there as well. There wasn't any way of escaping...

Banjo: "Oh my God..."

-five minutes after that-

Banjo & Kazooie were trapped inside a box and threw into the lake.

Banjo: "Kazooie, what do we do now?!"

Kazooie: "I'll try to unlock this thing with my beak."

Banjo: "But it's locked with a padlock."

Kazooie: "Dang!"

The box was sinking to the bottom of the lake... But it's sucked by a pipe in the bottom, and the box starts going through the pipe...

-some minutes after that-

Banjo & Kazooie were sleeping, and still going through the pipe. Then the pipe ends, and now they're in... Clanker's Cavern!

Banjo: "Uh... Huh? Where are we? Something stinks..."

Kazooie: "Yeah, it stinks to be in this box."

Banjo: "No, I'm saying something is smelling REALLY bad here."

Kazooie: "It wasn't me!"

Banjo: "No, it's not that. The PLACE where we are stinks... hey, so it should be Clanker's Cavern."

Kazooie: "Wow, nice new way to cheat through the game! If I only knew there was this pipe leading to here..."

Banjo: "Yeah, but we didn't cheat in the game, we cheated in a fanf-"

Kazooie: "OK, OK, this is getting old."

Banjo: "OK... But now queston is, HOW are we gonna get out of this box?!"

to be continued...

[greatman3388]

^ Hah! Nice one!

Great quality the entire way through. I'll be waiting for the next one.

[Nintendo_Fan128]

Thanks Oh, and sorry for updating late today, my internet is dial-up and sometimes it won't let me access this forum. And by sometimes, I mean 90% of the times I try to access it...

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Clanker was near the box, but didn't know Banjo and Kazooie were inside it and ate it.

Kazooie: "EWWWW, now it's REALLY smelly here! What happened?!"

Banjo: "I... I think this smell is from Clanker's belly!"

Kazooie: "Your memory is nice, huh."

Banjo: "No, it's not that, I mean how in the world could someone forget a smell like this?"

Kazooie: "You're right, this smell was a little familiar for me too. So, we're inside Clanker?"

Banjo: "CLANKER!! CAN YOU HEAR US?!"

Clanker: "Huh? Who's it? Gruntilda?"

Banjo: "No, it's Banjo and Kazooie!"

Clanker: "Banjo and... Kazooie? Oh, I remember you! You helped me a lot many years ago!"

Kazooie: "So, can you give us a hand and break the padlock that locks this box?"

Clanker: "You're inside that box? I was about to chew it... Wow, if you didn't warn me, it would be game over for you..."

Banjo: *faints*

Kazooie: "But break this padlock with your teeth, ok?"

Clanker: "Right."

*CRUNCH*

Kazooie: "Thanks! Now we can get out of this box..."

Kazooie grabs Banjo and opens the box.

Kazooie: "Ok, Banjo, get up..."

Banjo: *no reaction*

Kazooie: "Come on, Banjo, he didn't chew us! We're safe!"

Banjo: *still no reaction*

Kazooie: "Ok, I hate to do this, but..."

Kazooie starts pecking Banjo's head and eventually he wakes up.

Banjo: "OW, Kazooie, stop pecking me!!"

Kazooie: "Cool, you're awake!"

Banjo: "As I can see, we've already got out of that box."

Kazooie: "Yeah. HEY, CLANKER! Open your smelly mouth so we can go out."

Clanker: "I've got too rusty now... My mouth isn't opening anymore."

Kazooie: "Tell me one thing, how can you speak without opening your mouth? Are you a ventriloquist or something? Cuz it's really cool."

Clanker: "Well, I think the developers completely forgot about this little detail. But since I can't open my mouth, I think you should find another exit."

Banjo: "Ah, this isn't hard! Let's go, Kazooie! Oh, and thanks for the help, Clanker!"

Clanker: "Have a nice adventure!"

Banjo swims to Clanker's belly, but all the ways out were blocked by giant metal crates.

Banjo: "Oh, no, we're TRAPPED!"

Kazooie: "Calm down, Banjo. At least we're not in Yoshi's belly."

Banjo: "Eh, you're right. Oh, I think we can fly to this hole up there!"

Kazooie: "But there's no fly pad..."

Banjo: "I've been wondering why we need a pad to fly."

some random and unknown character: "Because the developers made it that way. Get over it."

Banjo: "Who said that? This voice sounds familiar..."

some random and unknown character: "Come here."

to be continued...

[=donkey-banjo=]

Oooooh. VERY nice cliffhanger right there. By the way, you're putting "unknow" when I think you mean "unknown".

Great. Now I can't sleep. I wanna know who the random unknown character is

[Nintendo_Fan128]

Thanks for pointing out the typo. Now it's fixed

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Banjo follows the voice, and sees a little hole in the belly's wall. He enters there and now he's in a small place, without water, still inside Clanker. He looks to the floor and sees a silo.

Kazooie: "Oh, it was Dumbjars!"

Then a mole comes out of the silo... But it's not Jamjars.

Unkown character: "Hey, how are you doing, guys?"

Kazooie: "....Who the heck are you?"

Unknown name: "I'm Bottle's younger brother. I guess he never told you about me."

Banjo: "No, he didn't... But, why are you using the silos?"

Unknown name: "They're easier to use."

Banjo: "Oh, I see."

Unknown name: "I'm here to teach you a new move."

Kazooie: "O RLY?"

Unknown name: "YA RLY."

Banjo: "So, please tell us!"

Unknown name: "Right. This one is called tool mode."

Banjo: "Tool... mode?"

Unknown name: "Yeah. You just hold Kazooie in your hands, like a random tool."

Banjo: "Like..."

Banjo gets Kazooie out of the backpack and holds her.

Banjo: "...this?"

Jamjars: "You got it right! So, let me teach you a move you can use while in tool mode: the paddle! Hold Kazooie in a paddle position, and you can use her while in a boat to paddle! Oh, and you'll eventually have to take Kazooie out of the water or she'll lose oxigen. Watch the oxigen meter in the top-left corner of the screen!'

Banjo: "...What screen?"

Unknown name: "Oh, well."

He gets a DS out of his pocket and gives it to Banjo.

Unknown name: "THIS screen. Professor E. Gadd made this machine that kinda resembles a DS, it's nice for fanfics inspired by games. You can buy it at-"

Kazooie: "Please, no spamming."

Unknown name: "Right. Well, this is all I had to teach for now. See you later."

Banjo: "Wait, but what's your-"

Then he goes into the silo.

Banjo: "...name?"

Banjo goes to Clanker's belly again, and sees a crate.

Banjo: "This might help us!"

He gets on the crate and paddles to the other side of the belly, and reaches a high part that he couldn't normally go to if he was in the water. He goes there and sees a corridor with blades spinning.

Banjo: "Kazooie, do you have any golden feathers?"

Kazooie: "They've got too rare to find now. I don't have any."

Banjo: "So... How do we get past this?"

Banjo thinks... and then he has an idea!

to be continued...

[Fox McBanjo]

Ooh, interesting ending. Keep it up!

[DeLMrcs]

Just work on your rhyming with JamJars a tad more, though I understand it's tough.

[=donkey-banjo=]

Nice chapter, can't wait for the next one!

[Nintendo_Fan128]

Oops, I made a little mistake in the chapter. When unknown name was talking to Banjo, I by accident changed his name to Jamjars in the end when he shows the screen and when he says he teached everything he had to xD It's not Jamjars, I fixed it now.

DelMrcs, I'd really like to make unknown name rhyme just like Jamjars rhymes too, but it's a bit difficult xD Before I posted the fanfic, I tried to think of rhymes for Grunty, but I couldn't =/ Well, I'll try to at least make SOME words rhyme, but all of them would be kinda difficult.

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Banjo: "Oh! I know! You know that Mumbo gave the backpack an upgrade, right? And now it doesn't get damaged?"

Kazooie: "Oh, I remember."

Banjo: "So, stay here, and I'll get inside my backpack and go past these blades, and try to find a way of stopping them, because in this side there aren't any switches for turning them off, aparently."

Kazooie: "OK."

Kazooie gets out of the backpack and Banjo gets inside it. He passes the blades and in the other side he keeps walkin, and sees a strange metal box stuck in the top of the area.

Banjo: "There's something written there... "mole"? "hole"? ...OH, OIL!! Oil should help Clanker to open his mouth!"

He throws his backpack in the box, trying to break it.

Banjo: "Oh, what am I doing? A backpack won't break a metal box... I'd use grenade eggs, but only Kazooie can use them, for unknown reasons... Well, the only way is attempting to make it fall and break!"

He throws the backpack again, and again. The box then falls, and breaks, and oil is all over the place, and eventually, all of Clanker's inside is filled with oil, and now his mouth isn't rusted anymore! And he spits the oil, and with it, Banjo and Kazooie."

Kazooie: "I'm all dirty!"

Banjo: "You should be happy that we're out!"

Clanker: "Oh, I can open my mouth! Thanks, Banjo, here's a prize for you!"

Clanker gives Banjo a note!

Banjo: "Many thanks!"

Kazooie: "Yeah, thanks and bla bla bla, now let's go, Banjo."

Banjo: "...Ok, we should get going. Bye, Clanker, thanks for the note!"

They exit the level, and find a note door, this time they need 3 notes.

Banjo: "Oh, we need a note from Treasure Trove Cove and from Mumbo's Mountain."

Kazooie: "I personally want to go to Mumbo's Mountain first. Those Grublins made me angry!"

Banjo: "Well, ok, let's go."

Then they use the note to open the note door to Grunty's Lair entrance and go to Mumbo's Mountain.

Banjo: "Let's be more careful this time..."

Banjo goes to the village, and the note was in the top of a totem.

Totem: "We Jeje. Feed us with nice blue stones."

Kazooie: "'k."

She fires blue eggs at Jeje's mouth, and the note falls on the ground.

Banjo gets the note, and suddenly, a lot of Grublins appear.

Banjo: "Oh no, not again!"

Kazooie: "Banjo, I got an idea!"

Banjo: "What's it?"

to be continued...

[Nintendo_Fan128]

Kazooie: "Breegull blaster!"

Banjo: "Kazooie, this is a PERFECT idea!"

Banjo puts Kazooie in breegull blaster position.

Banjo and Kazooie VS Grublins!

Kazooie fires grenade eggs at the Grublins that are more far, and Banjo kicks the legs of the ones that are closer, so they fall, but there are too many, and all of them go running to Banjo and Kazooie at the same time.

Banjo: "Ready, Kazooie?"

Kazooie: "Yeah!"

When all the Grublins are about to get them, they jump and Kazooie fires eggs at some of them, and Banjo stomps in the other.

Banjo: "Mario style!"

And then he kicks the others with a roundhouse kick.

Kazooie: "Nice, now they're not too many. Let's get outta here!"

Banjo runs to escape from the village, but there are four Grublins blocking the exit.

Banjo: "Now for the special attack!"

Banjo puts Kazooie back in the backpack.

Banjo running towards Grublins: "Banjo... PUUUUUNCH!!!!"

The Grublins are sent flying.

Announcer: "GAME!"

Kazooie: "No time for battle results, SKIP them!"

Announcer: "Ok."

Banjo: "Now, for Treasure Trove Cove!"

They leave the level and go to Treasure Trove Cove.

Banjo: "Ahhhh, I love this beach! Despise the giant enemy crabs, Snacker, places easy to fall from, and... ok, I hate this beach."

Kazooie: "But I like it... Well, let's get going, Banjo!"

Banjo: "Ok. ...Hey, I just noticed! The wood platform where we are is in the middle of the ocean, instead of the beach! We have to SWIM there, and with Snacker around, this is impossible!"

Kazooie: "Hey, calm down. Do you remember that move that mole told us?"

Banjo: "But there isn't a boat or a crate here..."

Kazooie: "So we MAKE one!"

Banjo: "How?"

Kazooie: "Bill drill in the wood!"

Banjo: "Hey... Nice idea!"

They use the bill drill in the platform, and now they have a piece of wood.

Kazooie: "Let's use this as a boat."

They get on it and Banjo paddles to the beach, it was kind of far, but they could make it there.

Banjo: "I hear... a strange music..."

Kazooie: "It's SNACKER'S MUSIC!!!"

Snacker: "Yummy! There's a delicious breegull in the water! And a bear in a piece of wood!"

Kazooie: "Delicious breegull?!"

Kazooie gets out of Banjo and gets in the backpack.

Banjo: "Kazooie, we have to go to the beach, or Snacker will get us!!"

Kazooie: "I WANT MY MOMMY!!"

to be continued...

[Nintendo_Fan128]

Banjo: "Kazooie!! Get out!!"

Kazooie: "I-I don't w-wanna..."

Snacker: "Two in one combo! Yum!"

Banjo: "Um? Combo? Ohhh... I have an idea!"

He throws his backpack up.

Banjo: "C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!"

And then jumps on Snacker.

Snacker: "What the..."

Banjo starts stomping on him, but Snacker does a flip and sends Banjo up.

Banjo: "Now to grab the backpack!"

It's falling next to him, so he gets it, falls on Snacker and starts to smash him with the backpack.

Kazooie: "What's going on?!"

She gets out of the backpack and sees what's happening, and decides to help. She starts firing eggs at Snacker's eyes.

Snacker: "OH, MY EYES!!!"

He then swims away.

Kazooie: "Nice! Now let's go to the beach!"

They get on the boat and Banjo paddles to the land. They start walking around, trying to find a note.

Kazooie: "Hey, look at the Salty Hippo! It's not stuck in the sand anymore!"

Banjo: "Are you... hearing a strange sound?"

Kazooie: "Huh? ...Hey, you're right... What's this sound?"

They look behind them.

Banjo and Kazooie: "GIANT ENEMY CRAB!!!"

They run to the Salty Hippo and hide inside it, in the captains cabin.

Banjo: "Phew!"

Kazooie: "I wonder why we never got inside this."

Banjo: "Yeah, you're right... Maybe that's why we didn't figure out Stop 'n' Swop..."

Banjo and Kazooie: "STOP 'N' SWOP?!?!?! SO, STOP 'N' SWOP IS HERE!!!"

They look around and see a door. Then Kazooie gets out of the backpack and the two of them start running to the door.

*olympic theme and slow motion*

Kazooie: "I'm gonna find it first!!! And without gameshark!!!"

Banjo: "NO, I'M GONNA FIND IT FIRST!!!"

They open the door a bit and light comes out of it... Their eyes shine, their hearts beat, and their hurry makes them fall on the floor. But they get up and fully open it...

to be continued...