Stephen Colbert's Top Ten #2 and a half! (Top Five)

[Oz the Gay and Powerful]

I'm saving a third top ten list for something big. I thought I'd put more humor into this one. I like doing top ten lists, I've discovered that and I don't care if hardly anyone reads them. I'll make this a daily thing. The reason for the "and a half" is because I've made #2 today already. You should check it out.

There are games you've only imagined. These games aren't reality. They have yet to be. The games that should be made but are unannounced or do not exist. I present:

Stephen Colbert's Top Ten 2 and a half! (Top Five)

5. New Super Mario Bros. 2

This game is most likely going to happen but how will they keep it great? The Blue Shell was horrible and the Mega Mushroom was as boring as as as as as as as as as as as as as as as as as as as as as as as as as as as as as as as as reading the same crap over and over and over and over and over and over.
If they re-invent this (which they don't need to, seeing as the first one sold 92 billion copies.) game with better power-ups, I expect a gun, to shoot Princess Peach with so you can analyze the DNA in her blood... y'know, find out where those Koopa kids came from.

4. Pokemon White and Black for Wii.

How about this... you buy the game and in keeping with Pokemon themes, you choose which game you want to play. Don't worry, they're both on one disc. Imagine a fully realized 3-D Pokemon Adventure with a good plot. Not XD Gale of Darkness or whatever. How about dipping into some Poke-mythology that doesn't involve a team of highly skilled trainers and scientists loosing to a ten year old that caught a Lucia. Of course, they release Whit and Black in Europe and The Americas. It would only be fair. Then they could release Pokemon Japanese with all the extra features such as 'cut holes in your pockets'.

3. Zelda

Just Zelda. I'm a fan of The Legend of Zelda and since I can't come up with a re-invention of the series Miyamoto better or I'm flying to Japan land and opening my can of justice.

2. THE Final Fantasy

The re-ivented FINAL Fantasy. Obviously you know what I'm talking about.

1. Shaq-Fu

Who wouldn't love for this game to be fully realized in 3-D. We have a winner.

I'm done.

P.S. Sorry for the laziness.

[Blobulator]

Originally Posted by Stephen Colbert

3. Zelda

Just Zelda. I'm a fan of The Legend of Zelda and since I can't come up with a re-invention of the series Miyamoto better or I'm flying to Japan land and opening my can of justice.

Want to reinvent the Zelda series? Your title said it all - Zelda. Just Zelda. - I wouldn't mind them making a Zelda RPG involving saving link with more focus on magic rather than Link's assortment of both overused and underused tools. I'd just like to see what they come up with if Zelda were actually the main character for once, considering the games are named after her (No one mention the Wand of Gamelon or ye'll be shot, heh ).

Also, more power to the proper Pokemon console RPG we're all longing for!

Care to enlighten me what this Shaq-Fu business is? I've never heard of it. I'll just assume it's some more obscure game that you absolutely love to death and want a sequel of Hell, I'd give anything for another Mischief Makers (Awesome obscure N64 platformer).

[enjoi7ca]

I like the list but, Shaq-Fu? That game is infamously awful and there is even a website dedicated to destroying every last copy of it from existence. Quote the Angry Video Game Nerd, "It's a sh*t load of F**k!!!"

[Bartimaeus]

Originally Posted by enjoi7ca

I like the list but, Shaq-Fu? That game is infamously awful and there is even a website dedicated to destroying every last copy of it from existence. Quote the Angry Video Game Nerd, "It's a sh*t load of F**k!!!"

I'm pretty sure that was a joke for the people who have played the original...lol

[BlueytheWalrus]

No, no, no. New Super Mario World. Not New Super Mario Bros 2.

[enjoi7ca]

Originally Posted by Bartimaeus

I'm pretty sure that was a joke for the people who have played the original...lol

Now that you mention it I feel very foolish lol.