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3rd September 2008, 02:21 PM
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Orange Answerphone FAIL.
*Rings answerphone*
Welcome to Orange answerphone, it is a good idea that you set up a personal greeting so people know it's you they've gotten hold of. To record your personal greeting press 1. *10 second gap* To listen to your messages press 2. *presses 2* People who know you will be reassured, and more likely to leave a message if they hear your voice. To record your personal greeting press 1. To listen to your messages press 2. *presses 2* A good example of a personal greeting is 'Hi, you've reached Sarah Brown please leave a message after the tone, thanks!' To record your personal greeting press 1. "SHUT THE **** UP I JUST WANT TO LISTEN TO MY DAMN ****ING MESSAGES" To record your personal greeting press 1. To record your personal greeting press 1. *hangs up* *posts thread on forum* So now i'm going to go and record my personal greeting. It'll say "I don't want to leave a stupid personal greeting you ignorant automated voicebox, I just want to listen to my damn messages." Discuss other 'you have an option, but we're not going to let you use it' scenarios.
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3rd September 2008, 04:45 PM
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Yeah, Orange is generally gay.
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3rd September 2008, 05:08 PM
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*conceals orange underwear*
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3rd September 2008, 09:39 PM
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Quote:
No fun 
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4th September 2008, 04:05 PM
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Gimme your number so I can listen.
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4th September 2008, 04:07 PM
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I haven't done it yet.
I've actually freaking BOYCOTTED my phone. But i'll do it now and have it as you want it to be.
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4th September 2008, 06:11 PM
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Oh god, thats hilarious.
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4th September 2008, 06:14 PM
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I asume you've checked it.
I'll change it to an annoyed grunt.
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