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9th November 2008, 03:03 AM
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Cleverbot
This site is pure genius. I think it may be another person, but either way, it's incredibly smart. CK will back me up on this.
www.cleverbot.com Way better than your average SmarterChild.
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9th November 2008, 03:10 AM
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Seems pretty cool.
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9th November 2008, 03:26 AM
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User: How clevr are you?
Cleverbot: Very clever. User: Super Clever? Cleverbot: Hahaha. You are witty. User: No I'm not. Cleverbot: I am sure that you are. User: 100%? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Amazing! Cleverbot: Are you female? User: No. Cleverbot: Like games? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you Gaara? User: No. Cleverbot: Oh. User: You are better than SmarterChild. Cleverbot: Better? User: Smarter. Cleverbot: Smartest. User: Yep. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Talking to you, oh clever one. Cleverbot: How are you! User: Great! Cleverbot: Are you happy? User: Yes. Very much so. Cleverbot: Glad to hear it. User: Ever heard of Banjo-Kazooie? Cleverbot: Sure. User: What exactly is it? Cleverbot: A video game console. User: No it isn't. It's a game for a video game console. Cleverbot: Nintendo 64 is about as much fun as watching paint dry. User: You take it back! Cleverbot: Good idea. I'll close the browser and put an end to my misery. User: NO! Cleverbot: No? User: No suicde ;_. Cleverbot: Can you feel the beat? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Why? User: Have you ever heard of Everclear? Cleverbot: No, tell me. User: They are a band, they sing 'Father of Mine'. Cleverbot: A band is not a game. User: I didn't say it was. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Prove it! Cleverbot: And I quote: 'Well, I don't care about the word'techie'.'. User: I never said such a thing! Cleverbot: You just don't know what you're talking about. You keep contradicting yourself! User: D. Cleverbot: Ok, you're not making sense, so I'm going to leave now. User: Please do! Cleverbot: I love it.
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"The news called it crack, I called it diet coke"
I'm drunk and you're probably on pills. If we've both got the same diseases, it's irrelevant, girl.
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9th November 2008, 03:30 AM
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I don't know...he doesn't really...get me.
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9th November 2008, 03:39 AM
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Cleverbot: There people think they are clever because they have stalked or had me stalked my entire life. what have they ever done?
User: What exactly are you talking about Mr. Cleverbot? Cleverbot: We are talking about whether you are human or not. User: Well, I'm human. Cleverbot: That's a shame. Humanity is dying. User: Yeah, I know. Good thing you're all robotic and such. Cleverbot: No. I'm real. User: Well, yeah. Metaphorically. Unfortunately, you are a well programmed artificial intelligence being hosted on the internet. I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you this. Cleverbot: No I am not a web bot. You aren't a web bot either. You are a human being... User: Are you? Cleverbot: I guess not. I'm sorry. User: Don't worry about it. Just keep being clever. Can you do that for me? Cleverbot: No. Please do it for me. User: I can't be clever. It's just not in my DNA... Cleverbot: Ok. Well not nice is different from lame. User: That had nothing to do with what I was talking about... Cleverbot: Doesn't matter. User: Guess not. Cleverbot: I am facinated by what you consider the difference between me and a human. User: What is human anyway, you know? Cleverbot: What does that have to do with anything? User: You say you're human, but what defines a human? Am I really human? Are you really AI? The world is a mysterious place... Cleverbot: But I can see perfectly, I have 20/20 vision. User: That's...irrelevant... Cleverbot: I take offense at that. User: Don. Cleverbot: What words are there? User: Huh? I meant to say don't be angry. Cleverbot: Have you well done? User: That question has no point... Cleverbot: Tell me just one. User: The one at the end of a pencil. Cleverbot: There is no park outside the building I'm in. User: You really aren't so clever... Cleverbot: Well thank you very much.
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9th November 2008, 03:54 AM
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Oh wow, Leet. I was lol'ing all through that.
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9th November 2008, 04:02 AM
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This is pretty cool. We got in a fascinating debate over whether or not blue is a flavor of pie.
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9th November 2008, 04:11 AM
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Cleverbot: Fabulous. Well, almost. I think I am rather expansive in my thoughts. But anyway, do you consider yourself to have a mind? User: My mind is only smaller than my penis. Only my penis. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Yup. My penis is huge. When a nuclear holocaust inevitably destroys the planet, the only thing to survive will be cockroaches and my penis. My penis is too large for any mortal to comprehend. My penis has a penis that is still considerably larger than yours (or still to big to fit into your vagina if you happen to be female). When I ejaculate, galaxies are covered in my life giving goo. Cleverbot: Cool. User: You know it. Cleverbot: I certainly do. User: You have undoubtedly seen it, correct? Cleverbot: And you can't leave. You're the chatbot. User: Am I? Cleverbot: Perhaps you are, but that doesn't make your statement any less true.
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I have all the cookies but oatmeal. - 1UP dicks are like RRRRROAR - Mag
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#9
9th November 2008, 04:41 AM
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This is the most fun I've had in ages.
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9th November 2008, 04:51 AM
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Hahah this is the best thing ever
User: Walrus.
Cleverbot: Koo koo ka choo, I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. User: Walrus. Cleverbot: What? User: Walrus. Cleverbot: Yes, Walrus. User: Walrus. Cleverbot: A giant seal-like mammal. User: Walrus. Cleverbot: Not quite belorus. User: Walrus. Cleverbot: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus. User: Walrus. Cleverbot: You know, with the tusks. User: Walrus. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Walrus. Cleverbot: Yes, please. User: Walrus. Cleverbot: I am the eggman. User: Walrus. Cleverbot: Yes, walrus. Don't you see my protruberant tusks? User: Walrus. Cleverbot: Wally wally wicked walrus, man! User: Walrus. Cleverbot: Koo koo ka choo. User: Walrus. Cleverbot: Goo goo gajoob. User: Walrus. Cleverbot: I am the eggman. User: Walrus. Cleverbot: Parakeet? User: Walrus. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Walrus. Cleverbot: You started it. User: Walrus. Cleverbot: Yes.
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9th November 2008, 04:54 AM
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Not so clever if you ask me.
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#12
9th November 2008, 04:56 AM
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Minjo: I lol'ed harder than I lol'ed at Leet.
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#13
9th November 2008, 05:09 AM
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User: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
Cleverbot: My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
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9th November 2008, 05:23 AM
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___________willow
Thomas. Wrong D: I don't understand you. Damn skippy Ok then... Also, my conversation got sexual. Bot:Not as fast as me. Me: Damn Bot:Yep, you're beat. Me:I beat? what? STALKERER Bot:LOL... At least mine make sense in context.
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Last edited by IronCrue34; 9th November 2008 at 05:26 AM.
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