power to the fan-fics

[Jinjonator]

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Banjo-Threeie Chapter 7
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Banjo:So could you take me to the heart of the forest?

Mr.Pile:Oh, no. I mean, I've only been here for seven years, I don't know where a single frickin' thing is! Of course I can take you there!

Banjo:Calm down.

Mr.Pile:Sorry, I've been really temper mental lately.

Banjo:Looks at headless rabbit. I can see.

So thet started walking toward the heart of the forest.

Back at the Evil Realm.

Kazooie:I can't believe it. I thought Banjo cared about me.

Agent M:My master's right, you are dumb.

Kazooie:I just have one question. Well I really have billions of questions. Anywho, who is you're master?

Agent M:If you must know, my master is the great and mighty....

Back at Fungi Forest. It's ok, I know you're all mad.

Soon, Banjo and Mr.Piles were at the heart of the forest.

Conga:What stupid bear doing here?

Mr.Pile:Banjo, I'm sorry.

Banjo:Sorry? What's going on?

Then a bunch of monkey ninjas came out of the trees, and grabbed Banjo.

Banjo:Mr.Pile, help me.

Mr.Pile:I'm sorry. Walks over to Conga.

Conga:Here's a jiggy for your work. Hands Mr.Pile a jiggy.

Mr.Pile:Ok, now I'm not sorry. To be honest, I never was.

Banjo:But why?

Mr.Pile:It's business, Banjo. And business, has caused lots of sadness, and betrayel, and TV shows.

*Caution, mushy sadness alert*

Banjo:But, we could've been friends.

Mr.Pile:We could have. That is, if I ever cared about you. Everything I told you about why I'm here was a load of crap. I knew you were coming, so came here and made deal with him. I bring you to him, he gives me a jiggy. These things sell good on eBay.

Then the monkey ninjas walk Banjo up to Conga.

Conga:Let's see. What to do with you? Hmmm. I've got it. Grabs Banjo, and starts punching him like crazy.

Banjo:Ow, the pain.

Then Conga kicked Banjo, making him fly really really really really really really really...5 hours later, really really really really really really really far.

Banjo:What the... Where am I?

Banjo was miles away from the MMM hole, so leaving would be hard.

Banjo:Now I know why Rare got rid of this level. It's really big, and full of jerks.

Meanwhile, at the Evil Realm.

Kazooie:Wow. That's who your master is.

Agent M:Yep. So tell me Kazooie, what would you do if you ever saw Banjo again.

Kazooie:I would kill him. I'd make sure that he dies horribly.

Agent M:Excuse me, I have to do something in the other room. Walks in other room. Pulls out video watch-looking thing. Master, the plan is working. She says she's gonna kill Banjo horribly if she sees him.

???:Exellent. So far, I have three jiggies. Only 47 to go.

Kazooie:I can't wait to find Banjo. He's gonna die.

To Be Continued........

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Holy frickin' crap! There's something wrong here..............I can't put my finger on it..........Oh yeah, by the way, the answer to SnS is...*Horrible static ends the transmission*
If this offended anybody, I'm sorry.

[Scott Taylor]

omg... so cruel, so funny and so AWESOME!

power to the fanfics! yes indeed!

[Jinjonator]

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Banjo-Threeie Chapter 8
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In Gobi's Jello Kingdom.

???:Give me your jiggies now!

Gobi:I don't have any, I gave them to Banjo.

???:Where the **** is he?!

Gobi:When he went to the MMM hole, I heard him say he was going to some place called Fungi Forest.

???:Ok, that's all I need to know. And for telling me where he is, you get a reward. Kills Gobi with ball of dark energy. I'm coming Banjo. You will die.

Back at Fungi Forest.

Banjo:Man, this sucks. I've been walking forever. I better get my disguise on for when I reach the MMM hole. Activates disguise.

After a few more minutes, Banjo reached the MMM hole.

Banjo:Ok, where's the next place.

MMM Voice:I have a question. Why do you have me take you to random places?

Banjo:I'm collecting jiggies.

MMM Voice:Oh, ok. Next stop, Pot Tower.

Banjo:Are there any jiggies there?

MMM Voice:Yeah, lots.

So Banjo left to Pot Tower.

Meanwhile, at the heart of Fungi Forest.

???:What do you mean he's not here!?

Conga:I kicked him really far.

Then ??? pulled out his communicator watch.

???:Agent M, are you there?

Agent M:Yeah, what is it?

???:Check the computer, give me the location of Banjo.

Agent M:He's at Pot Tower.

???:Ok. Now for you, Mr.Pile. Give me the jiggy.

Mr.Pile:I went to extreme length to get this. You think I'd just give it to you.

Then a small flame appeared on the tip of ???'s finger.

???:If you don't, this fire will go in your mouth.

Mr.Pile:Ok, here. Gives ??? jiggy.

???:Now, for your reward. Burns Mr.Pile and Conga. Agent M, where's Banjo now?

Agent M:He's at Pot Tower. He just got there.

???:Got it. Teleports to Pot Tower.

Back at the Evil Realm.

Kazooie:I have a question.

Agent M:What is it?

Kazooie:Why should I believe what you said about Banjo if you're trying to extract my powers?

Agent M:What are you trying to say?

Kazooie:I'm trying to say, why should I trust evil people who kidnapped me, and are trying to drain my powers?

Agent M:You're smart. But not smart enough. Pulls out device. This is the Brain Washer. Presses button. You hate Banjo. You want to kill him. Banjo is your enemy.

Kazooie:(in zombie-like voice) Banjo is my enemy. I must kill Banjo.

Agent M:Exellent.

Kazooie:Banjo will die.

To Be Continued....

[Zippop]

lolololololololololololololololololololollolololol olololol *dies*

Wait, this is exactly how I reacted to another fan-fic. Maybe I'm just crazy. Naw, I'm delusional AND crazy AND insane AND ALSO I'm HYPERACTIVE TO THE MAXIMUM! YEARGHBLE!






.... yeah.

[R Hunter]

...Cut down on the caffeine. Great so far Jinjonator.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Awesome, yet there seems to be a lot of killing....

[Jinjonator]

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Banjo-Threeie Chapter 9
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Banjo:Wow. Looks up at Pot Tower after turning off disguise. Pot Tower is big. Walks in.

???:Welcome to my tower.

Banjo:Who's there?

???:That depends, who are you?

Banjo:Banjo.

???:(really happy voice) Hey Banjo. How ya doin'? I've been meaning to talk to you.

Banjo:I have 2 questions. Question 1:Who are you? Question 2:What?

???:I'm Dingpot, duh.

Banjo:I've been getting a lot of 'duhs' lately.

???:I wanted to thank you for beating the witch two times.

Banjo:How come yer name says ???

???:I don't know. The name machine must be broken. Let me fix it. Fixes name machine.

Dingdong:Is it working now?

Banjo:No, it says your name is Dingdong.

Dingdong:Oh, my bad. Fixes name machine more.

Dingpot:How 'bout now?

Banjo:Yeah.

Dingpot:Anyway, thanks for beating the witch. I just wish she was dead for good.

Banjo:She is.

Dingpot:Huh?

Banjo:While trying to capture Kazooie, Grunty got devoured by demons from hell summoned by a dark and shadowy figure with unspeakable powers.

Dingpot:What? I lost you at 'Kazooie'.

Banjo:Grunty's dead.

Dingpot:Sweet.

Then ??? walked in, wearing a dark robe to hide his identity.

???:Hello, fools.

Banjo:Who are you?

???:You know the dark figure that took Kazooie?

Banjo:Yeah.

???:Well I'm his master. I'm also supreme ruler of darkness.

Banjo:Well you have fun with that. I'll just be leaving now. Nervously walks away.

??? goes up in flames due to rage.

???:FOOL! You don't seem to understand the nature of the situation!

Banjo:The nature is trees, birds, and wild life.

???:DO I LOOK LIKE I'M SCREWING AROUND!!!! Listen here, I'm here to take all yer frickin' jiggies. And unless you enjoy Hell, I suggest you give them to me NOW!!!

Banjo:Screw that! You think I'd give you my jiggies.

???:No, I don't think you'd give me your jiggies. That's why I'm going to take them.

Dingpot:Over my dead body.

???:I don't know who you are, but we can arange that. Blasts fireball at Dingpot.

But Banjo jumped in the way of the fireball.

Dingpot:Banjo!

???:Mwahahahahaha! Don't you get it, you can't beat me!

Banjo:Jumps up and whacks ??? with backpack. Take that!

???'s hood fell off for less than a second when he pulled it back up. All they saw was a blur of purple.

???:You're strong. May we meet again. Then he vanishes.

Banjo:What the heck was that about?

Dingpot:I don't know. Wait, I just remembered something! I have some jiggies for you.

Banjo:How much?

Dingpot:Sixteen.

Banjo:Sweet.

Dingpot:Gives Banjo 16 jiggies. That's for when you beat the witch.

Banjo:Thanks.

Meanwhile at the Evil Realm.

Agent M:Screwdriver.

Kazooie:Hand Agent M screwdriver.

Agent M:Wrench.

Kazooie:Hands Agent M a wrench.

Agent M:Burrito.

Kazooie:Hands Agent M a burrito.

Agent M:Takes bite out of burrito. This is good. Makes an enormous fart.

??? on talk watch thing:You better not burn down my castle with your farts, or I'll be all over you like ugly on your grandma.

Agent M:Hey, my grandma's not ugly. Well maybe a little. Ah, who am I kidding, she's butt frickin' ugly. Oh yeah, did you get Banjo's jiggies?

???:No, he's stronger than I thought. I could've killed him, but then I got a plan. Why not just let him get the jiggies for me.

Agent M:See, this is why I work for you. You're smart, always one step ahead.

???:How's the machine doing?

Agent M:Good, it should be done in a few hours, so hurry up with those jiggies.

Back at Pot Tower.

Banjo:Ok, bye. Turns on disguise.

Dingpot:Bye.

Banjo:Jumps in MMM hole. Next place please.

MMM Voice:Next stop, Boggy's Ice World.

Banjo:(thinking) You have got to be kidding me.

To Be Continued......................................... ............

[Scott Taylor]

banjo ruuuules

is ???'s head a purple sns egg? I don't know, I'm dumb anyways, huahuahuahuahua (thats a laugh in portuguese net-language)

[crosseyes]

cool fanfic. I just read the whole thing *waits for next chapter*

I wonder if, when everyone making fanfics right now finishes, will they try to publish them on fan fic . net ?

[Jinjonator]

CAUTION:FUNNIEST CHAPTER YET!!!

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Banjo-Threeie Chapter 10
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Banjo:Turns off disguise. Dude, wicked awsome. Wait, why the heck am I talking like this?

???:Because, this isn't just Boggy's Ice World, yo. This is Boggy's Pimpin Ice World, home dog.

Banjo:Who are you?

???:Yo G, I'm Boggy, pimp lord of this ice world.

Banjo:Ok, what the heck are you doing here?

Boggy:Chillin', yo.

Banjo:Wow, I didn't think I could miss so much in seven years. Hey, what's that in your hands?

Boggy:Yo, this is my PSP.

Banjo:Dude, that's low. You were made by Nintendo, and yer buying stuff from Sony.

Boggy:Word.

Banjo:Ok, I'm scared.

Boggy:Yo, wanna come down to my place, and chill with my homies?

Banjo:Dude, yer trippin'. Wait, what the heck is making me talk like this?

Boggy:The power of pimp is all over my pimp ice world. When you come here, you become pimp.

Banjo:Uh huh, that's nice, holmes. Ok, now I'm scared off myself. Do you any jiggies?

Boggy:Yeah. My homie has a bunch. I'll call on my Boost Mobile. Pulls out cell phone. Yo G, You still got that puzzle piece thing.

Homie:Word.

Boggy:Cool, I'll be there soon. Peace out.

Banjo:I can't wait to leave.

Then they go find Boggy's homie.

Meanwhile, where ever ??? is.

???:Ok, I'm bored as hell. Let's send some monsters after Banjo just for the heck of it. How about Gruntlings. That'll be fun to watch.

So ??? sent an army of Gruntlings to Banjo.

Back at Boggy's Pimp Ice World.

Boggy:Yo homie, gimme some props.

Then they punch each others fists.

Homie:Yo, I got the, what ever it's called.

Then a bunch of Gruntlings came, and started destroying everything.

Boggy:Yo, that's straight up ghetto.

Banjo:You know, more than half the time, I have no clue what you're saying.

Boggy:Don't worry G, they won't do anything.

Banjo:Why not?

Boggy:The power of pimp.

Gruntling 1:Yo, what up G.

Gruntling 2:It's all cool.

Banjo:This is scarier than watching a horror movie at 2:00 in the morning with the lights off. Can you just give me the jiggies?

Homie:Oh yeah. Gives Banjo 5 jiggies.

Banjo:Ok, bye. It hasn't been nice knowing you.

Meanwhile, at the Evil Realm.

Agent M:Ok, the machine's almost done.

???:How much longer?

Agent M:It should be done in a few more chapters.

???:Say what?

Agent M:Oh nothing. You're not a reader, you wouldn't understand.

???:A reader? Are you trying to say we're in a book?

Agent M:Yeah, pretty much.

???:Then you better tell the writer to make us win.

Agent M:(sarcastic voice) Oh sure, I'll get right on it.

???:Soon, I will rule.

To Be Continued...........

[crosseyes]

hahahaha! nice, very nice!

[Scott Taylor]

the power of the pimp! yo! aHUAHUAhuAHUAhuUHHUAaHUHUAHUAhua (sorry, couldn't help the brazilian-net-language laugh)

[Jinjonator]

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Banjo-Threeie Chapter 11
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Banjo:Turns on disguise, and runs to MMM hole. I'm glad to be out of there.

MMM Voice:Scary, isn't it.

Banjo:Heck yeah. Ok, next place.

MMM Voice:Wait, didn't you say you were collecting jiggies?

Banjo:Yeah.

MMM Voice:I know a place where you can get like a thousand jiggies. But it costs 50 jiggies to open it, though.

Banjo:That sucks, I only got 25. So where's the next place?

MMM Voice:Treasure Island.

Banjo:Ok, sweet.

So Banjo went to Treasure Island.

Banjo:Gets out, and turns off disguise. Wow, coolness.

???:What are you doing here? Get off my beach now.

Banjo:Oh my God, that better not be who I think it is. Turns and looks. You have got to be kidding me, it's...

Back at the Evil Realm.

Kazooie:Punching a punch bag with a picture of Banjo on it. Banjo will die.

Agent M:It feels so good taking someones friend, and turning them evil.

???:Well let's just hope Kazooie can kill Banjo.

Agent M:Dude, Kazooie can fly, and she has a bunch of different eggs, and all Banjo has is a backpack.

???:Good Point.

Back at Treasure Island.

Banjo:Nipper! What the heck are you doing here?!

Nipper:I own this island. Now leave, or die!

Banjo:Well, I'm not leaving.

Nipper:Then suffer my awsome powers.

Banjo:I don't have time for this. Whacks Nipper with backpack.

Nipper:Hey, what the ****!

Banjo:Dude! You can't say that. This supposed to be rated E for Everyone.

Nipper:**** that! I'll say whatever the **** I ****ing feel like, so **** you!

Banjo:Well, there's one more person not going to Heaven.

Nipper:Go **** off!!!

???:Nipper, what did I tell you about swearing.

Nipper:Oh my God.

Banjo:What the heck. Who is it?

???:I am Blubber, owner of this island.

Banjo:Oh, son of a b*tch. What are you doing here?

Blubber:Did I studder? I own this island.

Banjo:But Nipper said he owned this island.

Blubber:Well Nipper is a swearing liar. So why are you here?

Banjo:I need some jiggies.

Blubber:So what, you think I'd just give them to you?

Banjo:Yeah.

Blubber:Have you seen the RWP video, 'Blubber's Secret Island'?

Banjo:Duh, I was in it.

Blubber:Well then you would know what happened. Blackeye stole my ship. I'll make a deal with you. You get my ship back, and I'll give you my jiggies.

Banjo:How many do you have?

Blubber:Fifteen.

Banjo:Ok, sweet. So where is Blackeye?

Blubber:Same place as 5 years ago, Jolly Roger's Lagoon.

Banjo:Wow, 5 years and he hasn't even moved. Ok, I'll be back with your ship.

Nipper:No way. You aren't leaving without a fight.

Banjo:I think I'll pass.

Nipper:What, afraid you'll get your @$$ kicked?

Banjo:Oh, it's on now.

So Banjo and Nipper started fighting.

Meanwhile at the Evil Realm.

Kazooie:I will kill Banjo. I will...I will... What the...What's going on? Where am I?

Agent M:What the heck. What's happening?

???:The brainwash effects are waring off.

Kazooie:Hey, what the. YOU! You two are going down!

???:I beg to differ.

Kazooie:I'm not being brainwashed anymore. And you two aren't getting my powers.

???:Listen, before you die, would you like to know why I need your power to enslave humanity?

Kazooie:Sure, why not.

???:Because, for centuries, your family has contained ultimate power. Hundreds of years ago, your great great great great grandfather was a king. Well actually, a pharoh would be better suited. Have you been to Gobi's Valley?

Kazooie:Yeah.

???:Well the giant pole that look like you, was your ancestor. Your ancestors ruled over many lands. They were the most powerful beings in the universe. And for thousands of years, I have tried to obtain the Kazooie power. But every time, I failed. But now that I have you, ultimate power will be mine, and I will rule the universe. All I need to do is wait for Banjo to get more jiggies. Then I'll take them, and drain your powers.

Kazooie:Too bad I'm gonna kick your butt before any of that happens.

???:Agent M, brainwash him again. But this time, make it as strong as possible.

Agent M:Yes my lord.

So Agent M brainwashed Kazooie in the strongest way possible.

???:The power of brainwashing is amazing.

Kazooie:I will kill Banjo.

To Be Continued........................

[crosseyes]

hehe, nice. now banjo has to go all the way back to JRL. still great fanfic!