A poll about choking the chicken (males only)

[Mr 3vil]

There is also a purpose for this poll. So I hope it doesn't get locked. I got curious and snowed in, so my boredom resulted in this.

Answer the following questions with a check to the poles. The poll will come in boxes with answers in sets of two for the first two questions and three boxes for the third. So if you've checked more than three boxes, you've done it wrong.

Here they are:

1. Are you right-handed or left-handed?

2. Which hand would you use for choking the chicken?

3. Is your penis bent to the left, right or straight as a ruler?

To verify none of you are lying and to see if my theory is correct, the results will be public.

[login66]

Lol both. Depends if anyone is home.

[Pez]

I use both hands.

[Deebs]

This is quite random... But heck. Right handed, right hand for choking chicken, straight as a ruler.

Whats the purpose of this poll?

[J@mie]

What does the angle of my penis have to do with choking poultry?

[Deebs]

Originally Posted by J@mie

What does the angle of my penis have to do with choking poultry?

I want to sig that XD

[Hakey Wake]

Hands-free.

[Deebs]

Originally Posted by Hakey Wake

Hands-free.

Talented

[Tanjo]

You know, if you sit on your left hand and let it fall asleep it feels like there's an asian massage therapist giving you a handjob.

[J@mie]

Originally Posted by Tanjo

You know, if you sit on your left hand and let it fall asleep it feels like there's an asian massage therapist giving you a handjob.

You missed out the part where you actually start pumping yourself xD I expect just sitting on your hand doesn't feel like a massage on your genitalia

[Tanjo]

You know what I meant.

[J@mie]

Originally Posted by Tanjo

You know what I meant.

I know I know what you meant... o.o

Might try it later, sounds like fun.

[ConkerKing]

- I'm right handed.
- I choke my chicken with my right hand.
- My penz0r curves to the left.
- 7"

Thank you and good night.

[TowerOfTragedy]

It's funny that everyone thinks there penis is straight as a ruler.

About 95% of the penises are somewhat bend.

[J@mie]

Originally Posted by TowerOfTragedy

It's funny that everyone thinks there penis is straight as a ruler.

About 95% of the penises are somewhat bend.

And what makes you think that we are not the 5% that have straight ones?