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18th January 2009, 12:54 PM
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Titles are for trianguler squares.
Yeah, I'm running out of patience here. I must be doing something completely wrong to be having only one comment per story before I kill it for lack of support... Maybe it's the war (isn't there a story about a war here?)
Too violent (Oh yeah right?) Too serious (quite a few here?) Not enough rare (probably?) Well here I am, I just woke up and that's usually when I'm brilliant, when I'm not thinking correctly. So lets start this thing, if you want to be in then uhh... Say so, because it will surely boost my ratings... Hopefully. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: So umm... Prolouge. Some time ago in a place that wasn't far but it wasn't close, there was a fishing man. He was fishing for fish using worms that were cruelly captushered then hooked while they were still breathing in the heart. In fact, this fishing man was very cruel and unusual, because he lived in the kingdom of cruel and unusual. Actually, it wasn't a kingdom, more of a constitutional monarchy, so uhh, a constitutional kingdom. But nobody gave a crap about the supposed "parlaiment" that was elected every 1 gabillion years, and when there's an election, you can be sure that everyone voting is either bribed or black mailed. So this fishing man person cought a fish. And just to make sure it was a fish he lit it on fire, you see the thing about fish is that if you light them on fire, they will jump back into the water and die. So he did that, and it jumped back into the water and died. "Damn it! Another one lost after I was trying to make sure it was a fish!" Said the fishing man. Then suddenly he noticed a sign in the middle of the lake. It had a picture of a dead fish and the number 10. He knew he had only fished 9 times, and that 11 comes after nine so he went on fishing. He got another fish, and lit it on fire, and it jumped back into the water. Then he heard the Banjo and Kazooie ding that happens when you fulfill a toll. And suddenly the water started to swirl into a tide pool and he was sucked to the middle. And then he heard a "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!1!11one!1!" And then suddenly a huge un-describable monster rose out of the water. And it raised it's tenticle/hand/claw towards the fishing man and ate him. The End. Of the prolouge. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Yeah, whatever.
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Oh no! This sig is going to take over my post! RUN FOR IT! Last edited by NeoConker; 18th January 2009 at 12:56 PM. 
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18th January 2009, 08:35 PM
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Hmm, i feel lost and confused. I don't know whats going on exactly.
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Um, is something supposed to be here or something?
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19th January 2009, 03:06 AM
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The reason people aren't reading it isn't any of those you listed. It's because it's a wall of text. And the narrator, in my opinion, is far too casual.
As for your reasons: War: I don't think anyone has a problem with war in this day and age. Too Violent: see War Too serious: Yes, quite a few of the stories here take themselves completely seriously. Not enough Rare: My story, which is nearing 4000 views, has absolutely no So I think it's just because your story is a wall of text.Rare
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