Banjo-Kazooie: The witches' wrath. My new B-K FanFic.

[BKSonic1234]

Ok, since it looks like the Creative Cavern is dieing, and since I've written fanfics on other forums, I'm making a B-K one. It takes place three years after Tooie. Here's the Prologue.

Prologue

Three years. It's been three years since Banjo and Kazooie, the bear and bird from Spiral Mountain, defeated the evil witch Gruntilda.
Gruntilda was defeated before, but with the help of her sisters Mingella and Blobbelda, she came back to life. She still was ugly, though, so she tried to suck the life of the Isle O' Hags with the B.O.B. Banjo and Kazooie defeated her, and they played kickball with her bony head.
But now, there is something happening on the Isle O' Hags. Lights have been seen in Grunty's Lair. Grunty minions are starting to return to the different worlds. Will Banjo and Kazooie be able to find out what's going on? Find out in Chapter 1!

[repobanjo]

Seems like a tight prolouge. I'd read it regularlly if you made the chapters long,actiony,and funny. If you do that, you my sir will have the second best fan-fic of all time! (first being Exploration of Gruntys Lair)

[BKSonic1234]

Yeah, the EoG'sL rocks. Out. Loud. But mine will be pretty good.

[lamentofgrunty]

Originally Posted by BKSonic1234

Ok, since it looks like the Creative Cavern is dieing, and since I've written fanfics on other forums, I'm making a B-K one. It takes place three years after Tooie. Here's the Prologue.

Prologue

Three years. It's been three years since Banjo and Kazooie, the bear and bird from Spiral Mountain, defeated the evil witch Gruntilda.
Gruntilda was defeated before, but with the help of her sisters Mingella and Blobbelda, she came back to life. She still was ugly, though, so she tried to suck the life of the Isle O' Hags with the B.O.B. Banjo and Kazooie defeated her, and they played kickball with her bony head.
But now, there is something happening on the Isle O' Hags. Lights have been seen in Grunty's Lair. Grunty minions are starting to return to the different worlds. Will Banjo and Kazooie be able to find out what's going on? Find out in Chapter 1!

umm minions have always been in grunty's lair and the worlds and uh she tryed to get her life back not her beauty which i always wondered why didn't she use her beauty zapping machine to get her life back and her sister can be freed from the one ton weights that cover them

[BKSonic1234]

That's why it's a story. I see your point, though. But Grunty tryed to suck the life to get her life back, THUS being beautiful. And I'm acting like that at the end of Tooie, all of Grunty's minions left the Island.

[lamentofgrunty]

oh i see

[BKSonic1234]

Chapter One

Banjo: Finally! We're finished.

Banjo, Kazooie, Bottles, Mumbo, JamJars, and Humba Wumba has been working to fix up Spiral Mountain and Banjo's House for the past few years. Now Banjo's House had a Second Floor and a Basement. And Spiral Mountain looked better than ever.

Bottles: Yawn...Ok guys, I'm going home. Bottles walked through the hole to Jinjo Village.

Humba Wumba and Mumbo: Yeah, we go home too. Eat yummy peas! They too went through the hole.

JamJars: Hey, wanna watch the Kickball Game?

Banjo: Sure, let's go.

As they walked inside, King Jingaling appeared in front of them.

Jingaling: Hi guys!

Kazooie: How the heck'd you that?

Jingaling: I had the Jinjos labor-I mean, create me a teleporter...Y-Yeah, that.

Banjo: Whatever, why're you here?

Jingaling: Jiggywiggy wants to see you. He said it's important.

Banjo: Oh God, not him. He's all like, 'The Crystal Jiggy blah blah blah'.

Jingaling: Just go to him, I have peas waiting back at my palace.

Kazooie: Allright, Banjo. Let's go.

Banjo and Kazooie ran through the tunnel.

JamJars: Wanna raid their fridge and make long-distance calls?

Jingaling: Hell, yeah!

Meanwhile, at Jiggywiggy's Temple...

Jiggywiggy: Hello, chosen ones. I have been expecting you.

Banjo: Yeah, we know. Just tell us what's wrong.

Jiggywiggy: Three years ago, I told you about the Crystal Jiggy. (Kazooie falls asleep)

Banjo: Yeah, what's wrong with it?

Jiggywiggy: I has been broken, and each of the pieces have been scattered across all the worlds. I want you two to collect them, so I can revive the Crystal Jiggy.

Banjo: And we'll do this, why?

Jiggywiggy: I'll give you 1,000,000 Notes.

Banjo: O-O-One Million Notes!?!?!? Sure, we'll get the Crystal Jiggy for you! Come on, Kazooie!

Banjo ran out of Jiggywiggy's Palace.

Jiggywiggy took out a communicator.

Jiggywiggy: Phase one complete, master.

Master: Excellent. Soon I will have the Crystal Jiggy, and rule the world! Mwahahaha!

Jiggywiggy: I already knew that.

Master: I know, I was just explaining my evil plan to the readers.

Jiggywiggy: Readers? What the flip are you talking about?

Master: Oh, never mind.

To Be Continued...

[R Hunter]

Ah yes. Humor, intrigue and evil masters. I likee, so i'll be reading from time to time.

[BKSonic1234]

Chapter Two

Banjo was walking around in Jinjo Village.

Banjo: So, Kazooie, where should we look first?

Kazooie: Snore...Oh, wha-what? I-I'm up.

Banjo: You were asleep that whole time?

Kazooie: Yep, as soon as Jiggybutt started talking

Banjo explained was Jiggybutt- I mean Jiggywiggy, had said.

Kazooie: OH EM GEE! 1,000,000 notes!

Banjo: Did you just say oh em gee?

Kazooie: Yeah, who cares? Anyways, why don't we do the Grunty's Lair worlds first, those were easy.

Banjo: Okay, let's go!

They ran through the tunnel to Spiral Mountain, and into the Lair.

Banjo: Wow, we haven't been here in forever.

Kazooie: Yeah. Hey, there's Cheato!

Banjo and Kazooie ran over to the flying book

Cheato: Hey, guys! I haven't seen you in ages.

Banjo: Well, you have been in here since we beat Grunty the first time.

Kazooie: Yeah, what have you been eating?

They then notice a lot of his pages are torn and ripped.

Kazooie: Oh.

Cheato: What are you guys doing here, anyways?

Banjo: Looking for the Crystal Jiggy pieces.

Cheato: Hmm...I saw a blue jiggy shoot through the rocks guarding Mumbo's Mountain, but the hole's only big enough for a small bird-shaped creature.

Kazooie: Allright, I'll go.

She hops out of Banjo's backpack, and he gasps.

Banjo: H-How the Hell did y-you do that?

Kazooie: This isn't a game, we can do whatever we want.

Banjo: Oh, right. Okay, get the Jiggy as fast as you can.

Kazooie: Got it, here we go!

Kazooie dived through the hole, and ran into the mountain.

Cheesy Announcer Voice: Will Kazooie get the Crystal Jiggy? How else will the characters defy the gaming laws? And what about JamJars and Jingaling? Find out next time on Dragonball Z! I mean Banjo Kazooie: The Witches' Wrath!

Me: I gotta remember to hire NEW announcers!

[BKSonic1234]

Chapter Three

But what Kazooie saw almost made her faint. Mumbo's Mountain had became A DJ Club.

Kazooie: Oh...My...God...

She walked forward. There were Jinjo's, Moles, Jiggy People, and Bears all dancing to a Rap Song.

Then she looked up at the disco ball. The Crystal Jiggy! It was being used as a disco ball!

???: Hey bird! Wassup, Kashizzle?

Kazooie: Who the- OH MY GOD!

Kazooie turned to see who was talking to her, and saw Captain Blubber, dressed in a Jacket, Backwards Cap, Jeans, and a medaillion that said CB on it.

Kazooie: This is so wrong. Ok, Blubber, I-

Captain Blubber: Yo foo, my handle ain't Blubber no more! It's Fashizzy Bizzy!

Kazooie: Fine, Fashizzy, Look I need your Disco Ball. It's really important.

Fashizzy Bizzy: No way, foo! I NEEDS me disco ball! It's a sense of StYlE!

Kazooie: Ok, whaddya want for it?

Fashizzy Bizzy: Hmm...lemme think, G...Gimme every copy of Mad Magazine you own!

Kazooie: Okay, I'll be right back.

Kazooie ran out of the crowd, but snuck back in. She Flip Flapped up when Fashizzy Bizzy wasn't looking, and grabbed the Crystal Jiggy.She ran out of Mumbo's DJ Club.

Kazooie: I loves my Mad!

She dived through the hole.

Banjo: Did you get it?

Kazooie: Yeah fashizzle, I got'cho thing right-OH NO!!! I'VE CAUGHT THE RAPPER!

Kazooie ran into a wall repeatedly.

Banjo: What?

Kazooie: Pant...Mumbo's Mountain...is a DJ...Club.

Banjo: Oh God. That's horrible!

Kazooie: I know. But we can't waste time, I want my mill!

Banjo: Oh, right. See ya Cheato!

Cheato: Bye guys!

Banjo and Kazooie Talon Trotted up the hill, to Treasure Trove Cove.

To Be CoNtInUeD....mAyBe!

[BKSonic1234]

Chapter Four

Banjo: What the-

For when they stepped into the Chest Room, they saw a line of Moles, Jinjos, and Bears all lining up for something.

There were posters on the wall and strewn on the floor.

Kazooie: Hey, Mole, what's this line for?

Mole: It's for the Trove Liner.

Banjo: What's the Trove Liner?

Mole: Don't you know? Once Grunty died, people went in and managed to move the boulders, and Nipper and the others created a Luxury Cruise Liner.

Banjo: Oh, well what's the hold up?

Jinjo: Well, they seem to be missing what they need to run the ship.

Kazooie: Maybe we can help, Banjo!

Banjo: Fine, and maybe we can find the Crystal Jiggy, too.

Banjo and Kazooie walked to the chest, and Flip Flapped in.

They followed the line through the sand, up to where Nipper's Shell was.

Banjo: Where's Nipper?

Kazooie: Banjo, are you blind? Look!

Banjo turned his head, and gasped.

Resting in the water, was a giant ship. It was Dark Blue, with the white words "Trove Liner". There were people boarding it, being ushered by...

Banjo: Nipper! How'd you build this?

Nipperh no, it's you two! Don't hurt me!

Kazooie: We aren't gonna hurt you, we heard that the ship couldn't run, could we help at all?

Nipper: Allright, follow me.

Nipper blocked the line with a metal block, and the walked on the ship.

Nipper lead them into the captain's room. Inside it was a giant metal wall, with another part that could close over it.

The wall was engraved with 6 round shapes. Each was a different color, Pink, Blue, Green, Yellow, Red, and Cyan.

Nipper: To power the cruiser, we need...

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!

(Yes, I know it's short, I have to go.)

[lamentofgrunty]

pretty good so far

[BKSonic1234]

It' gonna get actiony I think by BGS.

[BKSonic1234]

Chapter Five

Nipper: The Stop N-

But then, something swooped out of the sky, burst through the ceiling, and grabbed Nipper. It was green with black robes, a purple, and riding a broomstick. It was using magic to lift Nipper.

Banjo looked up in shock.

Banjo: Oh God no...it's...it's...GRUNTILDA!

BUMBUMDUNDUM

Grunty: Hahaha! That's right, Bear! And now you will never know what powers the new Time Warp...OH CRAP!

Kazooie: What? Time Warp? And how are you still alive?

Grunty: Oh, that's very simple. After the Kickaround, my head that you had kicked off the tower had luckily fallen onto Broomy, here. He glew me to the lair, and put me in B.O.B. He sucked the life out of Tooty, which was enough to give me my old body back!

Banjo: Oh, maybe we should've thought more about the lifeless bear body that was thrown out of the tower, heh heh.

Nipper: Put me down, Grunty! I don't serve you anymore!

Grunty: You won't serve ANYONE anymore!

Then Grunty flew back through the hole with Nipper. Banjo and Kazooie ran outside, and saw her dangling him over the ocean. People were gasping.

Nipper: Banjo! The secret is in the Eggs! Find them-

Grunty: Oh, shut up!

Grunty let go of Nipper, and he fell with a splash.

Banjo: Grunty, you heartless witch! Nipper was about to tell use something!

Grunty: Ok, Banjo. I'm SO sorry! Not. AND, just to make sure you don't find those eggs.

Grunty shot a spell at Banjo and Kazooie.

Banjo: AGHHHH!! Wha-What's Happening?!?!

Kazooie: I don't know, but I feel taller!

Grunty: That should keep you occupied for awhile! Hahaha!

And she flew back to her Lair.

Banjo: Ughh...I feel....sick...

Banjo and Kazooie fell to the ground.

Hours later....

Banjo slowly opened his eyes. He was in a hospital looking room.

???: He's up! Thank God, we thought she had you!

Banjo: Wh-Who're you? And who's She?

Banjo sat up, and was facing a Mole Doctor.

Doctor: I'm I.C.Wiener, but everyone calls me Doc.

Banjo: And she?

Doc: Grunty, she attacked you, remember? And...I'm afraid it left some side effects.

Banjo stood up, and walked to a mirror. What he saw was a brown feathered breegull with yellow talons.

Banjo: Oh my God...She switched our bodies! NoOoOoOoOo!!!

Doc: You might wanna check out your friend, here, too.

Banjo: Oh, right. Kazooie!

Banjo walked over to the bed she was in, and saw a red bear.

Kazooie: Banjo, this is bad. We can't be eachother!

Banjo: Yeah we can. I'll go in your backpack.

Banjo walked over to his backpack sitting on the floor. He jumped in it.

Banjo: Wow, this is comfy!

Kazooie: I know, but how're we gonna switch back?

Banjo: Maybe...Maybe we can use that Time Thing, teleport to five seconds before Grunty came, and re-rekill her!

Kazooie: Good plan, but how are we gonna get used to eachothers bodies?

Banjo: Hmmm....how about I'm Banoozie and you're Kazjo!

Kazoo- I mean Kazjo: All right, we better do our moves to get used to our new bodies.

Doc: Wait, you can't do them in here!

Doc pushed them out, and they realized they were near Click Clock Wood.

Banoozie: Let's start looking in there!

Kazjo: All right, lets go!

And they ran into Click Clock Wood.

TO BE CONTINUED...IN 2045!

[repobanjo]

Not 2045! I can't wait that long! And by the way, Banjoozie comes really close to the member Banjzooie. You didn't want to get sued, did you boy?